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Maybe with 30 endurance I can actually not worry about stamina
and I might wear armor instead of being a naked souls player 
Eww
.
I didn't keep anything I started with.. so...
Also the L1 shield spam was me being bored 
Spamming don't work...
Holding your shield slows stam Regen..
Well you saw how easily I can get through some areas with like not stats and no gear right?
Yes 
Besides me saving ur ass at one point
lol
Idk man... That time in the tunnel you got me killed with those narrow ass passages.
Noo I didn't
I saved u in the depths earlier 
Didn't wanna talk shit about your fat ass but 
I was so close solo tho
I got impatient with my own tactic.
I killed both dogs.
Who did the most to the boss
U prob did a lil sliver of hp to him 
My attacks were atleast bonking him
besides the few I missed 
I jumped him once or twice for 120dmg each.
I recorded it!
Ok ok
besides those!
When u didn't jump attack

Well Dogs man!
u did save my ass
Do you bleed in two hits like I do?
U didn't see the point when I had a lil sliver of hp when I was almost dead near the end 
Cause it's like insta kill on me almost.
Sometimes 2-3
Hi mr kaso
I did.. that's why I started to jump in harder and got crushed that one time.
Helo ms aidan
Excellent Game mechanic, big ass boss in a teenie tinnie box.
Uh oh
I didn't even bother to heal

I started syncing my roll with the swing 
You have to... Only way to survive.
Yeah
The Sacred art of the Roly Poly.
I thought about it
hes gonna mute u for that
Taking all my clothes off mid fight and roll like crazy 
Fr tho
No choice
I was fat rolling somehow
No
so I put away the weapon to roll 
no youre right
You're
Number 1 Carry Weight
Number 2 Devided by 4 (anything under is light weight)
number 3 (number 2 x 3) anything between number 2 and 3 is mid, anything over is heavy.
fun fact
It only happened once
Cuz youβre a fatty
Through the boss out of nowhere

Carrying a weapon two handed halves it's weight.
so
Level up endurance
It increases carry weight iirc

Or get some talisman that helps with carry weight
Is that named strength
Probably one handed that zweihander
yes I did
No its endurance. When I level it up it increases my carry weight
you're
It's like spending on GTA business (which will make more money back)
But instead of buildings it's stats π
what about vbucks nox whats your thoughts
Cosmetic
Overpriced as fuck

Vbucks caused the rise of mommy/daddy credit card thefts
I get em free from playing usually.
Cuz all them kids want the newest hottest skins
Why does ps3 controllers require that weird charger π
you could replace skin with bods and it would still be accurate
Nox told me he needed to charge his ass so 
with a C charger?
because its from fucking 2008
Hey man he said it not me
Need to clear a room somehow 
it's so weird looking, I only have one of them lol
For 2 controllers
Like you
Jk
Angel im sorry

buy me vbucks
Do you forgive me?
Pig ur sleeping on the streets until I say so
Sure 
Do the dailies etc..
whaaaaaaa

Get the free battle pass vbucks.
Yes
Then use them on the battle pass

Lol I roasted angel but pigβs the one getting shit 
And unlock more free vbucks.
I got up to 5k vbucks without spending any money afte season 8
doing that
He's always rude to me
You have 5k?
Right??
its always me..
I wanna say βI can see whyβ
But im not gonna

Iβll just say pigβs a bitch
Yea
@lusty atlas you should treat angel better
@lusty atlas smh you should be ashamed of yourself
BRO WHTA DID I DO
you just did tho..
Ignoring me

No I said I wanted to say that
But I didnt
Theres a difference
how the hell am I supposed to reply to O
You allowed me to super charge my butt with Angel's charger.
Yeah youβre right its angelβs fault
Fuck you @jagged wraith
ong
What the hell
?tag nox
What
reminds me of that moment

You supercharged with a crappy C charger?
this charger 6hrs if I'm on it 
Butt inputs are much more sensitive.
Makes sense
Pig
i forgot to make my delivery today
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there we go

yes'
Where is the black knight halberd or sum
Hi
You know liurnia?
So.. you want a Black Knight carrying a Halberd...
Go through the blue sigil gate
DS 1 
@jagged wraith you want a shit ton of humanity... Like minimum 11

Where is this guy again
Then there's one in a tower by the dragon gate inside..
At pigβs house
Is it a str weapon atleast 
Pig is cheating on you btw
I know
He hooked up with a black knight
There's one in the garden if you hang right and go down
Got an anonymous tip
And more in the Asylum should you return
U wanna show me tomorrow when I have 11 humanity 
so we just making false accusations now
My anonymous source never lies
Sure.. and GL
what did red tell you
Red? Whos red?
It's for drop rate...
What you want is Ridiculously Rare.
TAMADO
Never heard of a red in my life
it was tamado wasnt it
Dont know who that is either
Thats a different tamado
You have 100% drop rate.
Each humanity over 0 adds 5%
Max 155%
There are also items that increase your drop rate chances but I forget... I think the silver serpent ring in sens fortress but that might be just for souls.
20% drop rate 
Not bad
π
If he's farmable then yes 
Gold serpent ring maybe?...
No
The ones that exist are the ones you get.
??
goodnight everyone
And
enjoy the rest of your day/night
U know what I'm talking about
With a strainer π
Text me when u wake up 
Scum?..
Yea
What is scum?
Besides me?
And Firefly.
And Pig.
Fkn Scumbags

True
Angel likes scumbags
Thats why he keeps talking to us
?afk nox the nox the nox the nox the nox the red the nox the nox the nox the red the nox the nox the nox the nox the nox the red the nox the nox the nox the nox
@lusty atlas I set your AFK: nox the nox the nox the nox the nox the red the nox the nox the nox the red the nox the nox the nox the nox the nox the red the nox the nox the nox the nox
Also true
who made this one?
Piggy Pig Wickle Pig is AFK: nox the nox the nox the nox the nox the red the nox the nox the nox the red the nox the nox the nox the nox the nox the red the nox the nox the nox the nox - a few seconds ago
Nvm
Lol
Maybe I'll eventually get my BKH 
Without being on ng+30 and 0 humanity 
Ya...
It's an ambitious treasure..
Some people, do their run. They run to those guys, kill them, no halberd, restart game.
We talking about Elden ring?
DS 1
The grandfather
I'm to far to wanna restart tho
Doesn't matter..
Cause it woulda taken you this long to get the hang of it anyway...
Fr
10hrs π
The first Knight with the sword is at the tower with the minotaur.
Instead of going in, you stay out and go down stairs to provoke him or see him..
Did you?
Woah
If you can't handle a regular knight, you have better odds against the minotaur with a sword hilt
but
Do they have what it takes for a hit from a +5 Zweihander with 40 str? 
Cause if so
Thats rigged
Ya.

They are mini bosses... So...
Bow cheese
Hard to manage... Cause their areas are flat, and they chase...

I'll just summon you to distract 
Chat
Yea..
Gl man
Ur gonna be running while I try to hit him 
At 57% it was expected tho
I wanna get to the forest, open the gate and get the black bow..
It's like the long bow but more OP
take me on mine aswell
It's an invader type character...
I wanna unlock sens fortress 

The woods behind that gate are a PVP forest..
+5 zweihander it Is 
Ok so you take the bow from the guy who's shooting the arrows at you
He has a cleric friend who heals them...
A warrior friend with an axe.
Oh yeah, and a mage buddy with arcane missile.
They only have one life each.. kill them once and never again..
12:30 am

This is you
Lmao
I'm prob just gonna farm a lil cash to get the strength and +5 before we play
?afk gn 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: gn 
Always a wonderful ray of sunshine 
What
You dislike my food 
can i eat ur pickle
?
Yes 
all vegetarians do tho 
He a vegetarian?
wait
Probably an accident I haven't been on that channel for a while
probably
No
check again
Best be putting a thumbs up
I have no idea where nox is getting that idea from
Nah I'm keeping the dislike. I HATE carrots
cause no vegetarian like his food
Are you his roommate?
Special guys
I'd say 10/10 meal if you'd remove the carrot
Special in the head
Crazy lore knowledge
would make sense..
Anyway bye
Where and when 

i would say 10/10 meal if the food on the plate was replaced by you

he's a miner
βοΈ
thats like eating a sausage with tomatoes
Coal mines specifically
oh nvm u already did

The tomatoes are fine but like carrots

Really?
im already interested why are you making it more fun
Ay all I made was the sausage and the caprese salad twin
rest was my family alr
He practices the sacred art of Gold Digging
What π
@modest wigeon jk the food looks fire except the carrots
a solid 6/10 for the whole meal
He's not very good at it, he keeps finding coal
Why nobody like carrots
i like them but they dont fit in every meal
I hate them
Dont worry i too like themπ₯
@modest wigeon dms
Bro didnβt disappoint
I feel hatred towards carrots not fear
archenemy type shi
Did u choke on one or something
Why hatred
Nah I just don't like the taste
nah tho it was inside him for quite a long time

Is that why you wear glasses
Yeah a carrot stabbed my eye
are we talking sentient carrots now...?
i once found a carrot and a used condom on the side of the road
an empty plot kind of place
I think shredded carrots are fine
Small world
Fella took 'carrots are good for your eyes' too literally
But anything else I don't really like it
im pretty sure it was @plain inlet

they look like batteries.. maybe they fit like them too 
they are called eye "sockets"
tbh it would look cool having 2 carrots as eyes
What batteries have you been using
Clever
or yk as your co
No it wouldnβt
the regular snowman set up was too generic
Ya
covered in cum with 2 carrots as eyes
would make a great snowman ngl
You would have been blown up by a pipe bomb if you were in that trap

you
lol
Neco arc activities
?afk like 2 mins or sum
@modest wigeon I set your AFK: like 2 mins or sum
but just imagine how great of a snowman would it be
@modest wigeon
ThePickleTickler π₯« is AFK: like 2 mins or sum - a few seconds ago
Multi use for different seasons ig
better than a two nosed snow man, that'd be weird..
Ngl MTC by S3rl sounds like something @sly siren would enjoying

imma enjoy you more ngl
Appreciate the game

that's my brain talking to my brain
I just thought of where a second nose wouldn't look weird 
well...
Less weird?..
iykyk
an extra hole eh whats the disadvantage 
2nd one to be detonated by pipe bomb
Who's next
yk if you really think noses are nothing but just few extra holes for fun stuff
accurate
right?
not what I was thinking...
But you're a Gold Digger too huh?
Probably only for you since yours is the only one that fits
tbh any can fit as long as you apply the right amount of pressure
sure something can break
Definitely a Gold Digger
You the kinda guy who starts with a pinky to end with a thumb huh?
huh
@copper sinew do u like carrots
i have one more
using carrots now?
dms
??
did u like it tho

your 2 min disappearance after i sent the gif speaks volumes
He means Boogers = gold
@copper sinew gts already
It was an acid sale, no lobby bonuses, no upgrades.

@lavish musk xbox giveaway
or any other console really
What?
Been a minute since cow's been around
30 secs tops
thanks
man what did i do
Asking me to host one
shivers Whenever someone I don't recognize targets someone like that.. all I can feel is alt... knows too much... what's wrong with this person...?

almost all the people who are going to participate have asked u that
Maybe I'm weird 
Yeah and they're all blacklisted
oops sorry

damn
you couldn't animate the shivers I'm talking about...
You wouldn't want to
trust me i would
a sense to run you don't understand
i would like to visit there before i die once
McFurry
L
@plain inlet
@plain inlet
Everyone started to ping him
He cant do all at once yk
Hes a freaky mf he can take multiple at once

Why
I just jacked off
Lets turn down the nsfw chat a notch pls π
What is ts
She does look like you
She
Oh for fucks sake
Ofc youβve got a femboy photo collection
He always does
What do you expect from tamado tbf
Alot of fetish related shit
Fairs
Accurate tbh
He probably has a closet full of βtoysβ
ππ
@plain inlet Show us your closet
Lmao
hi
Closet tour
Omg tamadoβs son
Ong
hi kaso waso

It's just clothes
Yea sureee
Uh huh and I guess theres nothing behind the clothes then
Closet reveal
There is maid costume we dont know abt
Show us the secret compartment
Other side?
Maid costume, catboy costume, and prob succubus costume too
Is that mold on the wall?
Not mold
Lmaooooo

It's just really old
@raw warren hey buddy
School yniform
Proof?
@lilac furnace i saw that

Okay moldboy

Nah don't feel like doxxing myself atm

Ig @lilac furnace is 4"11 femboy
yo
Ya
You cant hide it @lilac furnace
I would happily visit you home
Proof

okay buddy
what is the conversation about?
π
Femboyss

Tamado and his 99 fetishes

nahπ
Also about his 10 wattabyte femboy collection
Waiting for trains is fun (not)β¦
Why not terrabyteπ
Drive a car bro
Or borrow it from kaso
Car nerd
Nah cause Iβm debated ordering Yisqho one for 35 quid the other day
Expensive
How long are you waiting for?

Cuz thats smaller than his collection size
please do it
I know where you can get one for free
I donβt wanna pay for fuel and parking when I can hop on a free train
It all starts at your dadβs garage
How much did bro spent on storageπ π
5 min, 5 more to go
lol
You too kind fellow
Ask him
Ehh not too much
Who knows whatβd he do for the femboys
Still annoying
And pics of their tush
Unless its cold asf outside
I donβt want to find out
Of course you'd have that
20 degrees, so no
Its best that you dont
Ur lying
Itβs kaso he always lying
Sure buddy
The train wont come at the speed of light
Go fuck yourself
lol
Rude
Ong
That needs a mot so isnβt allowed to run for a bit. But still, fuel and parking costs a fortune in the city center
@plain inlet If you had a cat, would you get a second one for the first one to play with?
Where do you live? NYC?
I see it approaching now
ππ or so he can play with both
The Hague
Everytime I had cats they were outdoor cats
I see. Extrovert cats
so like they played with cats in the neighborhood
Will you be still here or na?
Is every cat in the neighborhood your cat?
I like to think youβre the catmaster
Short while, then class starts
Oh you got school?
But 100 meters of train is here
That 1 word for it
Who cares? If hes gone then I can steal his dadβs car
Yea
Gl fr
Just one class
He loves it so much. Wouldnt it be cool if I took it for a joyride and sent him pics?
2h or 1?
@cosmic patio brother what did you just send?
Kitty
Yeah tf was that
90 min, so in the middle
This is @lavish flame
I was the one who deleted it, if I see it again heβs muted
Theres two gals in the pic
Real
So one is kaso and the other is you
took it straight from your ig
Wut
You also donβt use instagram?
Same
Serious question is the discovery page meant to appeal to you or is it random
Discovery page on what
I donβt wanna use it. Too much fake info
Oh my insta is normal
It would make your brain literally rot
Remind me never to stand on a bogey ever again
But it's meant to appeal to what you've interacted with
And the chat died out
I killed all of them with that sound


Out of all the spots I pick I manage to get one with the loudest brakes in the world
@swift umbra I set your AFK: classes
?afk sleeping with supermodels

U wish
the discord elites cant handle the truth
Ya its TGGβs fault
U ainβt that guy pal sorry to say
Ping him and let him know whats up
Whenever in doubt blame mxd 
ππ
You too would get warning for that lol
No I wouldnt

I made a suggestion I didnt order him to do that
So technically I wouldnt get in trouble
If I get warned for misinformation you def are getting warned for that π

"Erm akshually thats baiting people into getting themselves warned!" 
π«
Is that you?
That is me
Wow congrats
wrong
Wanna see it jiggle
this is you
Is it a boy or a girl?

Ok wtf
What
Oh hi Chris
Lmaoo
Can we c_ddle and k_ss but the only things missing is u and i
Is someone barking

Must be you
Yeah i miss the old ui
Hmm
When was the last time you sat down with a blank piece of paper and just like brainstormed
Whar
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one
Lmao
That insultβs a classic
@uncut igloo can we cuddle?
Fellow brokie
say that again
I'm getting closer
Answer my question
Who's trying to talk to me
Oh ok
Is it the voices in my head
I see
Yes
i have the same one but midnight blue
They joined al qaeda
Ok so i honestly don't think this gonna work, we've become very very distant to that part that were barely talking anymore so im breaking up with you and u havenβt been responding to my texts lol. we can still be friends if youβd like ig
Noooo
I thought we had something
Can you giggle your jiggle for me
Ask @uncut igloo
He likes doing that for free
Who da fuck is that
The jiggle giggler
Nah but like I was told itβs your type of thing
Prob chris trying to to deflect
Ye
Your on some type of crack mate
Maybe youβre the one who giggles the jiggle
Yeah but no
Im on fentanyl but thats not the point
Iβm not Iβm English
One time me and hench played elden ring and he surrendered to me
He kneeled before me
True story
Did he kneel to give you head
Bruh what
@bitter apex tell them you kneeled and gave me head
You gave me head is what I remember
Nah you got the facts mixed bruh
Mixed heads
French did you know that firefly is a dutchie
Bro how many times I gotta tell you?
Im from Wakanda
My name not French bruh
Australia is a fake country tbf made up myth
Judge's austrian idk what you're talking about
Vibranium
Even worse
Ok slovakian
What do you have against them smh
Everything
Slovenian but okay
Oh mb

No worries
world war 2
Intern is my neighbour
So @plain inlet Is funeralβs neighbor
Who was that greek fella again?
Not you
Wait a sec I couldnβt actually give a flying fuck
Ofc then i wouldn't be asking
Fucking deserved
Iβm more Swedish than French π
Oh its cuz heβs Austrian
More like cause he existing but sure
Shut it Dutchie
You shut it slovenian
The worst Slovenian Iβve ever met
Your the worst person I ever met
Nah you love me broski
Like when we played elden ring
Also its youβre
youre
Stupid frenchie
Mama
Iβd fuck you if I. Could
Iβm not actually French judge made it up for some reason
Ok frenchie
Thats what a french would say
Did this hurt you slovenian? @marsh ocean
Im sowwy
Sorry bro but the βlionβ doesnβt concern himself with the opinion of the french
Nah im talking to more interesting people rn
Nah im staying out of it
I dont wanna talk to you
Prob not anytime soon
Lvl 10
Uhhh I think lvl 40
@granite mural can you give judge gif perms?
For being a loyal austrian
Whos judge?
Level 30 twin
Is that you?
Wow
I mean wow I didnt know your hairline was so fucked up
Also wow I didnt know a forehead could be pregnant
I got a full head of hair gng 
Full forehead too
Oh ok
The lion sleeeps tonighhhht
In the jungle the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonightttt
Wee-hee-hee-hee Wee-oh aweem away
?afk sleep till 3pm 
@modest wigeon I set your AFK: sleep till 3pm
No
ThePickleTickler π₯« is AFK: sleep till 3pm - a few seconds ago
Idk
ThePickleTickler π₯« is AFK: sleep till 3pm - a few seconds ago
Stop playing roblox
Idk
I'm locked in





