💬┃gorilla-chat

[bitter apex]

No balls

[gentle bridge]

I looked

[bitter apex]

Nuh uh

[lavish flame]

Where have you been fr

Is that a threat?

[copper sinew]

It's not about Balls sir..

[lusty atlas]

:(

[lavish flame]

Hench loves balls

[bitter apex]

It’s always about balls

[copper sinew]

It's about integrity.

[lusty atlas]

so

[lavish flame]

Yes

[copper sinew]

am I using this word right even?

[gentle bridge]

Depends what you mean

[lusty atlas]

is this supposed to work

[gentle bridge]

Omg I know that car it's a ferrari

[copper sinew]

this is how cars make babies

[gentle bridge]

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much

[copper sinew]

they hit a pole and split atoms

[gentle bridge]

And grow two baby cars!

Bacteria do this too

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/broad-city-abbi-abrams-geniuses-i-think-we-might-actually-be-literal-geniuses-genius-gif-2409370113893151897

[naive pivot]

I am here

[gentle bridge]

Brain is our skill

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-25840807

[copper sinew]

We should probably invent something..

[gentle bridge]

I have an idea

[copper sinew]

Bananas!

[gentle bridge]

Yeah, those

[copper sinew]

Yeah.. We'll put them in trees

[gentle bridge]

Exactly

Sprinkle in a tiny bit of background radiation

[copper sinew]

and some super venomous spiders to em that change colors when they're angry.

Genius!

Rockstar levels

[gentle bridge]

We should write a song

[copper sinew]

I've got a lovely bunch of...

[cosmic patio]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-saul-goodman-saul-goodman-sad-sad-saul-gif-26633776

[copper sinew]

Bananas

[gentle bridge]

See this is where it gets interesting

Both of us use two separate pronunciations for banana

[copper sinew]

Do we?

maybe I say BanAna.

[lusty atlas]

i say bananer

[copper sinew]

I don't like her..

[shrewd badge]

hi chat

[lusty atlas]

spawn camp

[copper sinew]

She stole my cookie in kindergarten and I never forgave her. BanAna

[shrewd badge]

you do it more than me these days

[lusty atlas]

you have more warns than me

[shrewd badge]

that needs to be confirmed

[copper sinew]

There's a difference between vegging in channels and camping channels

[lusty atlas]

can u check our stats pelase

[gentle bridge]

I say ba-nah-nah

[copper sinew]

Bah-Naw-Naw.... I see

[gentle bridge]

There's no w sound

[copper sinew]

it's always been silent at the ends of words..

[lusty atlas]

thats just wrong

[copper sinew]

how do you pronounce How?? Hovve?

[lusty atlas]

but the w is actually there

its bah-nAh-nah

[cinder talon]

U

penguin

HI

[copper sinew]

How do you keep breaking AFK?..

[upper fractal]

not penguin is AFK: dont talk to me - a minute ago

[gentle bridge]

Same way, but obviously it has that Australian drawl

[agile spade]

Is anyone here a playstation trophy hunter

[gentle bridge]

@gloomy warren

Right up your alley

[agile spade]

Aside from that kid

[gentle bridge]

Smh

[copper sinew]

Did crocodile dundee hit as hard there as it did here? cause that was a good movie at the time.

[agile spade]

And angel

[jagged wraith]

What did Pino do

[agile spade]

Unlikeable

[jagged wraith]

Oh

[agile spade]

@jagged wraith who else is a trophy hunter

[jagged wraith]

Idk

[bitter apex]

💀💀💀

[jagged wraith]

I don't know many from here

[gloomy warren]

saying that both palestina as well as israel are dog shit

[agile spade]

I was thinking of making a discord

[jagged wraith]

Oh

[gloomy warren]

[honest patrol]

oh

[gentle bridge]

Beat numerous records

[jagged wraith]

Nice

[copper sinew]

Epic

[gentle bridge]

Precisely

[agile spade]

The guy blocked me after i questioned him about it

[gentle bridge]

We also got the 6 minute extended version lol

[jagged wraith]

[agile spade]

If he wants to talk like that he coudlve in my DMs but he ran and blocked me

very strange fella

[gloomy warren]

you asked questions while dodging mine

[copper sinew]

I might've seen it... It's been ages..

[agile spade]

I can post screenshots dont lie

[jagged wraith]

Ik @copper sinew sometimes helps me in trophy's if he owns the game

[gloomy warren]

as i said then, if you are dodging questions so will i

[agile spade]

I can post screenshots of me asking u what questions u had

[shrewd badge]

not seen u in a while hello

[upper fractal]

not penguin is AFK: dont talk to me - 4 minutes ago

[agile spade]

And then y blocked me

[honest patrol]

nobody asked

[jagged wraith]

All I'm missing now is dying light 1 a mp trophy

[agile spade]

So dont lie mate

[jagged wraith]

I'm not talking to u

Now run off

[gentle bridge]

Yeah, that movie basically ruined our view of tourists lmao

[honest patrol]

ay that’s my bad bro i forgot

[gloomy warren]

where i told you to scroll up you mean?

[honest patrol]

lmao!

[gloomy warren]

[gentle bridge]

They're all like 'Oi do you mates ride kangaroos to the pub?'

[agile spade]

Ask ur questions then

[honest patrol]

shut up

[agile spade]

Im down to answer

[shrewd badge]

whos beefing

[copper sinew]

[bitter apex]

U

[honest patrol]

me

[gentle bridge]

'Chuck some shrimp on the barbie'

[gloomy warren]

i already had, the fact you couldn't be asked to scroll up is on you, not on me

good day lad

[gentle bridge]

We fucking say prawns

[agile spade]

Keep me blocked then mate

[bitter apex]

I’ve had enough all u do is ego me these days

[gentle bridge]

Racist pricks

[copper sinew]

You pick a fight with a roo recently?

[jagged wraith]

Yasinn how long do u think bf4 mp is

[gentle bridge]

Strangely, no

[shrewd badge]

wym

[honest patrol]

skill issue

[agile spade]

Not long u jus need to lvl up

[gentle bridge]

About THIS LONG

[bitter apex]

Who da fuck was talking to you

[agile spade]

Ik a guy who might be renting s server still

[jagged wraith]

Cause I gotta finish a few campaign trophy's then grind the mp

[agile spade]

On bf4

[jagged wraith]

Alr, when we get to it ur comin along

[agile spade]

Bet

[honest patrol]

talking? you using voice to text or something?

[bitter apex]

U don’t even read or respond to me these day

[jagged wraith]

Bet ty

[honest patrol]

cry harder

[agile spade]

Np gang

[bitter apex]

Ok

[jagged wraith]

Eating and afkin helping someone on roblox

[agile spade]

Wyd on roblox

E-dating

[lusty atlas]

hi guys

[jagged wraith]

[gentle bridge]

@jagged wraith is it just me or have the number of exploits in Roblox gone up exponentially?

[jagged wraith]

yea

[gentle bridge]

I've seen about four people with fly hacks and that never used to happen to me

[bitter apex]

Prob

[bitter apex]

Crazy

[agile spade]

NOOOOO

[jagged wraith]

yea they gone up a lil

[gentle bridge]

Booooo

Completely ruined Prison Life for me

[jagged wraith]

I know one of them, which is way to easy to use 😭

[agile spade]

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewissaunderson-cry-crying-cry-meme-gif-11499408157122608476

[jagged wraith]

But I don't use it

[shrewd badge]

im not on discord much atm

[gentle bridge]

W

I jus try and do my thing on pizza place

[bitter apex]

Yet had the audacity to send me your goon master 3000

💀

[jagged wraith]

have fun

[gentle bridge]

I shall, danke

[naive pivot]

Anyone wanna see what i sent to pig

[gentle bridge]

Coming from you, I'm not so sure

[jagged wraith]

@lusty atlas explain yourself

[gentle bridge]

he has developed a penchant for

shall we say

men

[jagged wraith]

Fr

[naive pivot]

Its just a clip of a gorilla

[gentle bridge]

doing what

[naive pivot]

Beating his chest

[jagged wraith]

Prob twe-

[naive pivot]

Wanna see?

[jagged wraith]

No

[gentle bridge]

Quite frankly I don't really want to know

[jagged wraith]

Please no

[jagged wraith]

same

[naive pivot]

I am sending anyways

[jagged wraith]

No

[gentle bridge]

Howdy y'all it's Doohickey Daniel here

[shrewd badge]

i saw it on twitter and thought youd find it amusing

[bitter apex]

I did tbf

Got a smile on my face

[naive pivot]

Aww

[shrewd badge]

[gentle bridge]

I did find thine beguilement eminently splendiferous

[bitter apex]

I’m going to hug you so you stop breathing

:)

[gentle bridge]

Perhaps it might be time to bring out... an old friend

[cosmic patio]

Eminemtly

[gentle bridge]

Where's mine?

[bitter apex]

Never

You cheated on me

[gentle bridge]

Uh that's a LIE

[naive pivot]

@gentle bridge @jagged wraith I sent u both the reel

[gentle bridge]

Gentlemen, if I may

[agile spade]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-bottom-funny-minions-gif-3428229

[jagged wraith]

Ban Mike please

[bitter apex]

Ban red please

[jagged wraith]

The gorilla was twerking

[gentle bridge]

Of what crime is Michael guilty?

[naive pivot]

Don't lie

[lusty atlas]

I can’t I don’t even know what I was looking at

[naive pivot]

This isn't twerking

[naive pivot]

Bro is too innocent

[lusty atlas]

I SEE IT NOW

do not ask him to send it

[naive pivot]

🤣🤣

[lusty atlas]

cornelius what

[naive pivot]

Man is writing a book

[gentle bridge]

This... man, which is a term I use rather loosely, has an ostentatious penchant for innuendos, and is by no means 'innocent'.

[naive pivot]

Well u liked it didn't u?

I won't judge

[gentle bridge]

No. It is rather hideous.

[naive pivot]

Or u didn't even see it

[gentle bridge]

A man of my position wouldn't be caught dead next to a monkey.

[cosmic patio]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-sopranos-chair-ghost-gif-20349559

[shrewd badge]

https://tenor.com/view/xinging-xinging-monkey-monkey-monkey-speech-xinging-speech-bubble-gif-17417339258175886022

[naive pivot]

Don't yap pls

[gentle bridge]

I could have you arrested, commoner.

Charged and jailed for disrupting the peace.

[naive pivot]

Bro is speaking in English

[gentle bridge]

Yes, unlike the youth, and the common rabble.

[naive pivot]

Bro is the youth

😭😭

[gentle bridge]

It seems they have forgotten the beauty of our language. Twas a moment of serendipity when ereyesterday a gentleman older than myself informed me that reading comprehension is no longer... absent.

[jagged wraith]

😭

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-wtf-ruocgiff-gif-25631449

[naive pivot]

Time to take the meds grandpa

[gentle bridge]

Excuse me? You dare speak to a member of the nobility in such a foul manner?

Constable, take him away for his disenchanting demeanour.

[lusty atlas]

Someone translate

[gentle bridge]

And this gentleman too.

[copper sinew]

just a few centuries late there bud...

the 18th century was over 200 years ago...

[jagged wraith]

[gentle bridge]

Perhaps you would like a calendar? Or are you one of those dirty farm folk, who depend on the outrageously outdated almanac?

Hmm... I was wrong. You're a looney.

Sergeant, have him removed from my presence at ONCE!

[shrewd badge]

what in the world

[gentle bridge]

You, boy.

[shrewd badge]

uhoh

yes sir?

[gentle bridge]

Well what are you? Commoner? Farmhand? Sweep?

[shrewd badge]

penguin sir

[gentle bridge]

Another looney.

[copper sinew]

We lost red...

[gentle bridge]

Take him.

[copper sinew]

Madness took him

He's cooked.

[shrewd badge]

long gone

[shrewd badge]

[gentle bridge]

Children thinking they are polar birds... How disingenuous.

[gentle bridge]

Well, find him. I am a busy man.

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/crayola-crayons-gif-12929799012958050657

[high hound]

Hi chat

[copper sinew]

tis a journey only you can undertake.. You must look within yourself and find ... Red...

[high hound]

So am I cooked chat

How that even possible 😭🙏

[gentle bridge]

Ah, you're here. Good.

[high hound]

In what way

[placid lynx]

hello

[gentle bridge]

Have you prepared breakfast?

[high hound]

No im about to sleep

[gentle bridge]

Not on my watch.

[placid lynx]

hello

[high hound]

Do you have hands?

[high hound]

Hi

[placid lynx]

how is it going

[gentle bridge]

Yes but they are used for important, non-menial tasks.

[high hound]

Not bad, about to sleep

[gentle bridge]

That's why I have you.

[placid lynx]

where you from?

[high hound]

Then since u have hands u can cook ur own breakfast

[high hound]

Europe

[placid lynx]

wow

what state

[gentle bridge]

You will not take that tone with me.

[high hound]

You will cry about it.

[placid lynx]

i am in wyoming and just had my morning coffee 😂

[gentle bridge]

Except it's not morning time in Wyoming.

[gentle bridge]

You will make my breakfast or I shall hand you over to the Constabulary!

[shrewd badge]

i swear its like 4pm

[placid lynx]

shit

[high hound]

No

[shrewd badge]

buddys been caught telling porkie pies

[high hound]

Listenbourg

[gentle bridge]

Well, in your backwater den in Scotland it is 10pm.

[gentle bridge]

Does not exist.

[placid lynx]

i am a north korean spy

[high hound]

We have a real genius in here

[placid lynx]

but i live in china

and i am secretary of the branch of the ccp in shanghai

[bitter apex]

certainly not you

[gentle bridge]

Chief, we have a delinquent. Loitering around my manor caked in a layer of filth.

[naive pivot]

Just put the fries in the bag lil bro omg

[high hound]

No one is

[high hound]

Yoooo mike

Havent seen u in ages

[bitter apex]

cap

i am

[swift umbra]

I’m sorry, state?

[high hound]

[placid lynx]

yes what’s wrong?

[gentle bridge]

State.

[high hound]

Yeah europe has states

[gentle bridge]

Your ears heard correctly, young man.

[swift umbra]

Europe isn’t a country. It’s a continent

[placid lynx]

i know

[bitter apex]

didnt you know london a state now

[placid lynx]

a continent with states

[gentle bridge]

Nations are often called 'states' as a synonym.

[high hound]

Omg

Fr?

[bitter apex]

Yes

100% real no cap

Ong

[high hound]

[high hound]

Real

[swift umbra]

Can be done, but it’s confusing when you say ‘state in Europe’

[high hound]

Is north London a thing of its own now

[gentle bridge]

At that point critical thinking must be used.

[high hound]

USE (united states of europe)

[swift umbra]

Cause 99% of the, usually yanks without any care for the rest of the world, mean states as in America sense

[bitter apex]

Prob

[swift umbra]

It’s discord

[copper sinew]

best to just entertain the delusion right now

[swift umbra]

I’ve just had a late evening shift where all I had to do was clean a kitchen to the smallest detail and it’s 0:08 midnight

No critical thinking possible here

[copper sinew]

closing shift?..

[swift umbra]

Yessir

[gentle bridge]

I expect that of my servants every day.

[copper sinew]

ouch

[gentle bridge]

My home is spotless.

[copper sinew]

hold your nose..

you'll poke an eye out

[gentle bridge]

And I will make sure it is yours.

[swift umbra]

I only have closing as I work as a dishwasher. But today was annoying since all we had to do was clean the kitchen itself and not the regular plates, so it took ages

[copper sinew]

[copper sinew]

It's good to do... once the flies come in, it's hard to get rid of them.. I remember doing that.. Walk in fridges, freezers, all the shelves... man what a chore.

[shrewd badge]

11

[swift umbra]

It’s annoying as fuck tho

[copper sinew]

the only time I ever Closed before an Open and I'll never do that again.

[swift umbra]

*23:00

Or 23:11

[bitter apex]

*23:11

[gentle bridge]

Hah, flies. They become a very rare sight once you rank upon the nobility as I have.

[lavish musk]

[swift umbra]

[gentle bridge]

That is why Scotland is a dirty backwater den, so full of drunks they can't even get the time correct.

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/ihor-gangnam-style-gangnam-style-ihor-gif-26013850

[bitter apex]

took my wifi about 5 years to send it

[swift umbra]

We once had a mouse show it’s ugly head

[lavish musk]

OPAN GANGAM STYLE

[swift umbra]

That’s even fucking worse cause you can’t get those bastards out

[gentle bridge]

Get a mousing cat.

[swift umbra]

Without moving heaven and earth that is

[lavish musk]

At least it wasn't a rat am I right

[swift umbra]

In a kitchen where equipment is used that’s over 200 degrees Celsius?

[gentle bridge]

I have one, Downing Street has one. Gracious me, even Kings Cross and the Treasury have one.

[gentle bridge]

If a man can survive, a cat shall.

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-and-mouse-friends-come-eat-eat-this-lets-eat-gif-17227547

[copper sinew]

super effective

[swift umbra]

Cat would be so fucking stupid the idiot would jump into the frying pan whilst chasing the mouse

Or he’d just get fat cause of the food laying on the floor and not eat said mouse

[copper sinew]

"Sir, there's a hair ball in my soup"

[gentle bridge]

That is why you do it overnight, when the pests are most active.

[swift umbra]

OH FOR FUCK SAKE NASCAR

can’t we go half a damn stage without 4 million yellow flags…

[gentle bridge]

That is some foul language, young man.

[swift umbra]

It’s not FIA ran it’s allowed

[bitter apex]

😭

[swift umbra]

Mbs was getting booed on the podium today

[bitter apex]

saw not surprised and its deserved

[gentle bridge]

I shall retire to my office. This is precisely why I venture outside very little. Tis filthy. Good day.

[swift umbra]

I’d throw tomatoes (for legal reasons) at is face

Even that’s being nice

[bitter apex]

tbf

[swift umbra]

NASCAR pit lanes are smth else

Wdym unsafe release?

[gentle bridge]

Oh, you got a visit from dear friend Cornelius

[copper sinew]

International Harry Potter Day is an actual thing?...

[gentle bridge]

Yes

As it should be

[copper sinew]

I need to leave my rock more often...

[gentle bridge]

May 2nd

I should put some music on

[swift umbra]

For bullshit like that I feel you shouldn’t

[gentle bridge]

Ahem

Harry Potter is excellent thank you

[swift umbra]

I feel they’re trying it make every day an international holiday

[copper sinew]

But I missed Harry Potter Day! what am I gonna do without my broom flying lessons and potion making recipes??

[gentle bridge]

Its the same thing as star wars day

It's not an actual holiday

[swift umbra]

Predictions, will nascar drivers be able to go 45 laps without crashing?

[gentle bridge]

Being a wizard would have it's perks

[copper sinew]

you telling me the lightsaber salesman was a scammer??

[loud kiln]

I just finished watching a hp movie

[gentle bridge]

You'd think they should, given that they're professionals and all they do is turn left OR right

[gentle bridge]

Which one?

[loud kiln]

Fire gambit or whatever

[swift umbra]

Turning left is actually really tough

[gentle bridge]

Goblet of fire

[loud kiln]

Me n my gf are watching them all again

[swift umbra]

But I’d say these guys won’t last 20

[gentle bridge]

I can do it in my mum's ford fiesta, surely they can do it

[swift umbra]

Is the gf the Albert Heijn girl?

[copper sinew]

as opposed to turning right?..

[gentle bridge]

Exactly

[swift umbra]

Also difficult

[gentle bridge]

Then just go straight

[copper sinew]

Cause they're european cars? or..?

[loud kiln]

Not Albert heijn, but from the supermarkt yes

Mn teamleider

[swift umbra]

I tried oval racing in a sim, it’s so difficult to stay consistent and concentrating

[swift umbra]

So it’s that girl?

[loud kiln]

Yh

[swift umbra]

Congrats!

[gentle bridge]

F1 is aight, you just gotta take it easy

[loud kiln]

Thanks

[swift umbra]

F1 is just snoozefests

[loud kiln]

We been together for 2 months and a lil bit now

[gentle bridge]

Better than going around in circles

[swift umbra]

That’s when you’re really gonna see what a person is like

[swift umbra]

Then you don’t get nascar

[gentle bridge]

I do

[swift umbra]

Cause oval racing is stupidly difficult to do properly

It’s one of those easy to learn, impossible to master things

[gentle bridge]

Cause they're noobs

[swift umbra]

OH FOR FUCK SAKE

NOT EVEN 5 LAPS

[lavish musk]

@copper sinew get back here

[gentle bridge]

Yeah that's the other reason NASCAR isn't interesting

They all crash and then nobody can do anything

[loud kiln]

Am i in mod chat

[swift umbra]

Crashes like these suck balls

[bitter apex]

or be max

[swift umbra]

But most of them aren’t too bad

[loud kiln]

Ngl i think ill send my last message here soon

[swift umbra]

I won’t be regularly active for more than 1.5 years ish if even that

Gonna have to work full time then

Also entering that phase now

[lavish musk]

Deleting your account?

[swift umbra]

Majjt prob gonna just be busy irl

Girlfriend, job, study

That’s a lot

Social life along side that

IM SO DONE WITH THESE GUYS

JUST DO 35 LAPS FFS

[copper sinew]

What? Why

I just left the house.

[agile spade]

3 slurs in one sentence

[copper sinew]

Strange definition of slurs

[swift umbra]

I’m gonna lose it

All these damn laps are under yellows

[copper sinew]

Is that like a penalty?

[swift umbra]

Safety car

So no overtaking and driving slow

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/haii-hai-cat-cat-face-colon-three-gif-7065253899130675783

[high hound]

Doesnt sound so fun

[swift umbra]

And out of the last 45 laps, 35 or so have been run with that thing in front

[swift umbra]

It’s annoying

[copper sinew]

Sounds pretty boring..

[high hound]

?afk

[upper fractal]

@high hound I set your AFK:

[swift umbra]

Last year was even worse, took them 7 or so tries to just get two laps in

[swift umbra]

It’s like, it’s fun, but not when it’s too much

[copper sinew]

Kinda sounds like a penalty though.. restrictions to your driving capabilities.

[swift umbra]

It’s a neutralisation of the field

Not really a penalty

Unless you’re leading the race. Cause everyone will be put back together during a safety car

[jagged wraith]

Interesting

[swift umbra]

AHHHHHHH

ONE FUCKING LAP ISNT EVEN POSSIBLE

[jagged wraith]

Damn

[swift umbra]

These 15 laps are gonna take a damn century

And it’s already 1:00

[jagged wraith]

[copper sinew]

1 am and still 15 laps to go?? 💀

On a Sunday night...

[swift umbra]

They’re in Texas, so not 1am there

But at this rate…

It wouldn’t surprise me if they do get to 1am with this rolling demo derby

[copper sinew]

It's turning 18:00 there.

So maybe ..

[swift umbra]

At this rate they’ll make it

Here we go again

10 laps

Please guys

[copper sinew]

Fr! Niek'll be yelling at cars in his sleep at this rate

[swift umbra]

8 to go

They managed more than one lap

5 to go, half way there

Pls don’t bin it, I need sleep

[earnest flare]

Should I get a Lightsaber or a Katana?

[swift umbra]

OH FOR FUCK SAKE

I’m actually losing it..

[copper sinew]

What for?

[copper sinew]

Another yellow?

[copper sinew]

I'm guessing it's not meant to look warped :/

[swift umbra]

Only upside, overtime now so max 2 laps, unless they fuck it up in the first of the two laps

[swift umbra]

It’s done for

If not that’d be a miracle to get going again

[copper sinew]

Is this a race or a crash derby?

[swift umbra]

Race

But at this rate it’s more or less becoming the latter

[loud kiln]

Just deleting discord

[lavish musk]

Fair enough

At one point you get hit with reality

[loud kiln]

I average like 20 mins of discord, a week, at most

[swift umbra]

Yea I don’t do that, as I chat here about an hour or so on a boring week and use it for gaming with mates

But my time here has also dropped off a cliff in recent times

@copper sinew last lap!!

Only 30 sec more

ITS OVER

I’m going to bed, see y’all

?afk sleeping

[upper fractal]

@swift umbra I set your AFK: sleeping

[copper sinew]

[lavish musk]

gn

[upper fractal]

Ni3k_070 (Car Nerd) is AFK: sleeping - a few seconds ago

[copper sinew]

That's fine. Healthy even

[earnest flare]

No clue, but why not?

[copper sinew]

Most of us are probably gonna end up hunchbacked from leaning over our devices all the time..

[copper sinew]

They aren't exactly toys...

[earnest flare]

The lightsaber I am referring to is the neopixel/proffie ones, the katana... yes real

[copper sinew]

Katana is more authentic... But lightsaber is easier to maintain..

Touching blades can often lead to rust from the oil our bodies create..

[earnest flare]

i understand, i also know how to proprly clean them

[copper sinew]

Just food for thought while considering your options

I'd go for the saber, but I have a sword already, so...

[lavish musk]

12K huh

[cinder talon]

12k not bad

[bitter apex]

how da fuck does 1 type 12k messages in 1 month

...

next level no life

[copper sinew]

Deletes 99% of them for ghost pings... Clearly.

[bitter apex]

surely not 😭

[cunning void]

Lol

[lavish musk]

[plain inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228423659820154991/1272966193640247296/umUrenyu.gif

[earnest flare]

thx for advice, im kinda feeling katana bc i have a lightsaber already, but I want something durable that I can use in spinning/heavy dueling (lightsaber) or cutting and spinning (katana)

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-david-balls-goggins-balls-balls-dumbels-find-balls-gif-16305690023687272244

[copper sinew]

Still a long road ahead of you, you could get one you want most, or save for both, or get the other later.

[modest wigeon]

Bros gonna accidentally kill someone

Get a dull katana

[bitter apex]

How does 1 accidentally kill someone need to know for a friend

[copper sinew]

You seen that guy who practices every day with lightsabers in the hopes of eventually being hired on a movie?

[plain inlet]

Get an odachi

[modest wigeon]

Lemme ask chat gpt

[earnest flare]

but I wont be able to cut through stuff (water bottles, pool noodles, and stuff; im not a mass murderer)

[modest wigeon]

Nah yk what

That shits gonna get me on a watch list

Nvm

[bitter apex]

😭😭😭

[copper sinew]

accident or not, the charge will be manslaughter... you're cooked either way

[marsh ocean]

Ffs already knew what was going on

[bitter apex]

😭😭😭

[modest wigeon]

Don’t answer

That’s prolly how saw started

[marsh ocean]

Didn't even need to ask him to dm me, impressive stuff

[bitter apex]

Lmao

[modest wigeon]

Yeah but if u swinging it around for fun and that shit barely touches someone they gonna get cut

[plain inlet]

Get a katana and wakizashi

[copper sinew]

I'd be way more worried about hurting myself tbh

what happen to carving sticks ??

Are we out of Wood again?

[plain inlet]

Train with a dummy sword first fr

[unborn lotus]

Anyone here have the lifeguard SUV? Im trying to get one to spawn on the beach to add to my collection.

[copper sinew]

https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/1190735612077158441 👈 Have you considered looking and asking here?

[unborn lotus]

Thanks, I'll check there.

[earnest flare]

I mean im not going darth maul lightning speed spinning the sword, but I will be doing this outside (in the right weather conditions ofc) with enough space for me to use it

[copper sinew]

you know they slowed those scenes down cause the actors were ridiculously fast?

[plain inlet]

Spinning with swords is fun, highly impractical (unless you're crowd controlling) but looks cool

[earnest flare]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sunset-javgag-gif-6354990519690233079

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sunset-javgag-gif-6354990519690233079

[copper sinew]

what are you practicing for?

[plain inlet]

HEMA frfr

[earnest flare]

Nothing athletic or professional, just a dude (responsibly) with a sword

[copper sinew]

did you know that the shoalin monks practice useless martial arts?..
they train flashy moves instead of practical moves because it sells shows better.

could be some performing arts in it.

[earnest flare]

understandable, and duly noted

[copper sinew]

@lusty atlas Medieval Times Dinner isn't too far from you is it?

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/tudou-jojos-bizarre-adventure-stray-cat-cat-cat-dance-gif-24479053

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/haii-hai-cat-cat-face-colon-three-gif-7065253899130675783

[plain inlet]

dough

[marsh ocean]

Does anyone know how i can get blood and oxygen to all of the body?

[bitter apex]

Yes but I’m gate keeping it from you

[plain inlet]

https://imgur.com/hULadlO

Oops

None of my gifs are loading

[atomic furnace]

I need help selling my businesses on ps5

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-heart-the-beating-heart-how-can-i-deliver-blood-and-oxygen-gif-3834012234848023251

[atomic furnace]

Can anyone help?

[marsh ocean]

@bitter apex can

He's online rn

[bitter apex]

Do you want to fuck off

[marsh ocean]

Nah i'm here to stay

[bitter apex]

Sad times

[marsh ocean]

The best it's ever been actually

[atomic furnace]

I still need help if anyone want to help me

[upper fractal]

Hey @atomic furnace, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#☝lfg-info

[bitter apex]

@fierce inlet is online rn!

[cinder talon]

hi guys

@shrewd badge u should be alseep buckerpp

[shrewd badge]

im playing a game shhh

[cinder talon]

mhm nerd

[shrewd badge]

shut up

[cinder talon]

or?

[bitter apex]

Yo chat

[marsh ocean]

Go away

[bitter apex]

Fuck off prick

[marsh ocean]

Your mum's bent over mate

[bitter apex]

💀

That’s crazy mate

[modest wigeon]

Who @ me

[wanton hull]

@modest wigeonme

[bitter apex]

@modest wigeon

Hi

[lusty atlas]

No not at all

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/jynxzi-fall-gif-3018165396033264915

[lusty atlas]

hi guys

[bitter apex]

[chrome glacier]

Anyone on pc looking for a duo??

[bitter apex]

@marsh ocean is!

[marsh ocean]

@fierce inlet is playing gta rn

Im currently busy

[upper fractal]

Hey @chrome glacier, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#☝lfg-info

[lusty atlas]

what even is life

[marsh ocean]

For you to figure out, or not

Doesn't matter, some people just live to have fun

some people want to contribute to the world

Entirely up to you

My take on it at least

[bitter apex]

You should be asleep

[lusty atlas]

That’s very wise

Thank you

[marsh ocean]

Hbu actually @bitter apex

[bitter apex]

What

[marsh ocean]

Im at school sym

[bitter apex]

Indonesian cunt ewww

[marsh ocean]

Not indonesian 🙏

Won't tell you ahahah

[bitter apex]

Your in Asia ig

[bitter apex]

Sym cunt

[marsh ocean]

Go away you insolent troglodyte

[bitter apex]

What does that even mean

Bro what is that

Jajajaja

[marsh ocean]

Why are you talking like mxd

[bitter apex]

😭😭😭 I’m not

[marsh ocean]

Defo are

[bitter apex]

That an insult to me

Saying I’m talking like that Dutch cunt

[bitter apex]

I defo not

[marsh ocean]

Something he would say

@fierce inlet he's doing a tribute

[bitter apex]

Sym

[bitter apex]

U defo take it. Up the ass

[lusty atlas]

MY GAME CRASHED WTF

rocket leaguye fix your shit

[marsh ocean]

From who

[bitter apex]

@fierce inlet

Anyway gn

[marsh ocean]

Good night lad

Hope you sleep well

[jagged wraith]

?afk gaming alone tonight only answering pig

[upper fractal]

@jagged wraith I set your AFK: gaming alone tonight only answering pig

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-limbs-restricted-kneeling-on-the-floor-screaming-sped-up-gif-14767206172411155766

[lusty atlas]

hey pickle boy

[modest wigeon]

Wsg chicharrón

Hru

[dusty goblet]

[lusty atlas]

im chillin

was playing no hesi

what about u

[timid coral]

[high hound]

Morning chat

[plain inlet]

Hi dex

Hru

[high hound]

Not bad

Woke up at the sound of the thunderstorm

Def not the best thing

Wbu

[plain inlet]

Bad

I went to take my meds

And saw it all got contaminated

With this random powder

Smells weird

[high hound]

Oh dang

How does ur medicine even gets contained

[plain inlet]

I bring some to school just incase I get acid reflux and some other stuff they tablets have their hard plastic packaging but I also put it in a ziplock bag but this mysterious brown powder seeped through both

[lusty atlas]

hi bud

[high hound]

[high hound]

Hi pig

[lusty atlas]

yawn

I think its sleepy time

[plain inlet]

Managed to recover some atleast

Problem is the one that I couldn't recover was the one I needed

[lusty atlas]

hi tamadop

[plain inlet]

Hi

[lusty atlas]

im sleep

?afk im sleep

[upper fractal]

@lusty atlas I set your AFK: im sleep

[lavish flame]

Oh well my motm is gone

[plain inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254571495167098941/1313681768574091275/copy_84877E2E-E21A-463A-AA2D-A728D047E8FE.gif

[marsh ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254571495167098941/1313681768574091275/copy_84877E2E-E21A-463A-AA2D-A728D047E8FE.gif

[fierce inlet]

you could only wish

[copper sinew]

[jagged wraith]

Nox

[copper sinew]

[marsh ocean]

And i have to listen to both of you, whereas you two get to listen to me

[plain inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228423659820154991/1272966193640247296/umUrenyu.gif

[marsh ocean]

What a priviledge for you guys
Wish i could listen to me from the outside

Hello judge

Are you at university right now?

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-cat-waving-wave-paw-gif-18029335

[marsh ocean]

Ooh nice

Sharing a room?

Are there any special rules you have to follow?

Like no phones allowed after a certain time

Nvm

[granite mural]

Sapnu puas

[marsh ocean]

How come? Disturbs other people?

The folks staying overnight

Oh i see

Would be weird to check everytime tbf

[plain inlet]

No

[marsh ocean]

Got any cool after-school clubs?

[fierce inlet]

isn’t it fun

[marsh ocean]

For you two it must be

[fierce inlet]

it is

same but i have to work jajajajaj

[marsh ocean]

Thanks man 🤝

[marsh ocean]

Football's fun

Play it on all my breaks

[fierce inlet]

i’d rather be sleeping now tbh

[marsh ocean]

Fave position?

[fierce inlet]

dave is king

[plain inlet]

🤨

[lilac furnace]

I used to play either cdm or cd

[fierce inlet]

lol cdm noob

yea

[marsh ocean]

Same for me, i had to lots of things

Since im good at defending and attacking

[fierce inlet]

doesn’t mean you can’t play st

there no sympathy for you or your cabinet 🙌

[marsh ocean]

I had to run to both sides of the field

[lilac furnace]

when I was like 6 I used to play st, and becuase no one really gave a shit, I would camp offside af in the box waiting for a pass one on one with the goalie

[fierce inlet]

lol

[lilac furnace]

legit the scummiest tactic

[fierce inlet]

i was ST, RW, LW, CM, CDM, RB, CB

[marsh ocean]

Lol i hated ppl like that

[lilac furnace]

blud was the team

[marsh ocean]

Even on my team

[fierce inlet]

type shi

i once got subbed in as CB and no one came thru me fr since then i was a defender

[marsh ocean]

Since they don't contribute anything to the team and i had to do more to defend

[modest wigeon]

Guys I just won Fortnite

Sign me up for fncs

[marsh ocean]

Not a fan of ppl who are lazy on the field

[modest wigeon]

Not a fan of anyone who’s lazy

[fierce inlet]

ur a mod btw

[modest wigeon]

What is that

[marsh ocean]

Lmao what did they do to you

[modest wigeon]

Not like I do this all day twin

[fierce inlet]

lol

[marsh ocean]

Did he do silly mistakes or were the vibes just off

[mint minnow]

hi does anyone here wanna join our lobby about 4-10 ppl usually on ps5 no griefers allowed

[upper fractal]

Hey @mint minnow, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#☝lfg-info

[plain inlet]

Dm @marsh ocean

[mint minnow]

what’s the @

[high hound]

@fierce inlet small suggestion

Close ur dms coming from this server

[timid coral]

freeze

[sweet kite]

Guys how do i get quick money i need 500k for the kosatka

[plain inlet]

Wohoo finally got my meds

[lavish flame]

Guys i like woman

[granite mural]

Lock in

[plain inlet]

I like both

[lavish flame]

Wdym both

[lavish flame]

Into playing roblox? Nty

[plain inlet]

Kaso learning about bi sexual people for the first time

[granite mural]

Wtv

[lavish flame]

Hey i keep extra perms

[lavish flame]

Why ive been molested

[granite mural]

No way you forgot already

[plain inlet]

You begged for it

[manic crane]

Can you guys give me senior quotes?

[timid coral]

i came, i saw, they conquered

[lavish flame]

Nuh uh

Aidan begged me

[granite mural]

🫣

[lavish flame]

I thought i dont get to keep extra perms and giveaway bypass

[granite mural]

You happy

[lavish flame]

Ig

I dont have to grind my ass off for lvl 60

[granite mural]

You’re close there

[lavish flame]

Close but too far

[lilac furnace]

@marsh ocean

Approved!

[lavish flame]

No gif perms frfr

[lilac furnace]

brev I used to have mod perms in this bitch

[marsh ocean]

Let's go!!

Thank you judge 🫂

[narrow falcon]

Bro isn't motm

[marsh ocean]

Uploaded by funteal 🔥 🔥

[lavish flame]

Im molested now💔

[lavish flame]

Oh lol

[narrow falcon]

Sorry I couldn't control myself 🙏

[lavish flame]

Not by you

[copper sinew]

How

is this news?

[lavish flame]

Aidan did sneak into my room last night😭

[copper sinew]

There's the boy who cried wolf, and then there was Ussop

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-gabe-smith-lol-gif-26315071

Except... The boy got eaten.. and Ussop became the claim..

[lavish flame]

I have no fucking idea wut your talking abt

[copper sinew]

the boy cried "wolf! wolf!"
Ussop cried "Pirate! Pirate!"

[lavish flame]

Oh

[copper sinew]

[high hound]

@lavish flame no more motm

[lavish flame]

I have extra perms tho

So fuck off

[fierce inlet]

i already have lmao

[lavish flame]

[fierce inlet]

you make people dm me 😢

[lavish flame]

Im next

[narrow falcon]

Oh I must have been dreaming again

[lavish flame]

Wut are you dreaming abt

[narrow falcon]

Your sausage dog

https://tenor.com/view/run-on-my-way-omw-coming-running-gif-10995918

[lavish flame]

Nty

[narrow falcon]

Awww

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-monkey-orangutan-smiliong-orangutan-ape-gif-21939747

[brisk locust]

Help

[gloomy warren]

what do you need help with?

[modest wigeon]

fuckin jumped off a mountain died to fall damage

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-21215170

Why lightsaber not cancel fall damage

[marsh ocean]

Interesting name

Rx7 sheep

[cosmic patio]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-dink-it-he-cant-drink-it-thirsty-cat-kitten-gif-25233740

[modest wigeon]

Is he stupid

[lavish flame]

Hes smol

Cant u see

[lavish flame]

Btw r u on legacy

[cosmic patio]

Nah, im not playing gta

[bitter apex]

I’d rather not wish it

[fathom heart]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-good-morning-good-morning-chat-good-morning-images-greetings-gif-14856495228668895469

[lavish flame]

[cosmic patio]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-san-andreas-cj-big-smoke-oh-my-dog-los-santos-gif-23997791

[cinder talon]

Chat

Hi

[tropic storm]

That’s a cat

[plain inlet]

Don't let them see this cat

https://tenor.com/view/fox-foxes-cute-snow-poke-gif-9290384749482771871

[cosmic patio]

Well said

[tropic storm]

What are you on, that’s a wolf😭

[plain inlet]

càt

[cosmic patio]

Blue lobster

[tropic storm]

Wolf

[plain inlet]

Fox actually

[cosmic patio]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-blue-lobster-ryan-gosling-lemon-gif-9972564499887981444

[tropic storm]

Why did you change your pfp?

It’s blue not for me

Idk why

[lavish flame]

Congrats on motm

[upper fractal]

not penguin is AFK: afk unknown - 26 minutes ago

[plain inlet]

It's blue not for you?

[bitter apex]

12k he needs a reality check fr

Yeah mb!!!

[fathom heart]

https://tenor.com/view/good-cj-cj-smiling-cj-meme-smiling-gif-6591644263790577102

[tropic storm]

Yes, it was a typo

[lavish flame]

Ong

[tropic storm]

@bitter apex you play siege?

[bitter apex]

Why?

[plain inlet]

He's copper

[bitter apex]

Ok bud

[tropic storm]

“2 mutual servers” siege is one

[tropic storm]

That’s crazy

[bitter apex]

Well yeah I play with friends now and again

[bitter apex]

He trolling

[lavish flame]

Prove it

[tropic storm]

Hard to believe

[bitter apex]

💀

[lavish flame]

Tactical ignore

[tropic storm]

I too copper😔

[bitter apex]

but your prob ass tho

[plain inlet]

You're

[bitter apex]

You can honestly shut your fucking mouth

[fierce inlet]

lol

[fathom heart]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-keanu-reeves-i-will-kill-them-all-kill-gif-16882043

[marsh ocean]

Looool

[bitter apex]

Yeah mb!!! They should ban me now cause that my alt!

[tropic storm]

Exactly *you’re, also I would probably destroy you in siege, I’ll swing tf out of you

[tropic storm]

Someone’s mad

[bitter apex]

Mad??? That my friend 😭😭 fucking hell

[tropic storm]

Don’t care

And yes “mAdD???”

[bitter apex]

Ok

Make 100% sense

[tropic storm]

Almost got you

Damn

[lavish flame]

That was mean

[bitter apex]

lol

[shrewd badge]

how are u copper in 2025

[tropic storm]

I just started ranked

Don’t shame me😔

[shrewd badge]

oh right fair enough

[bitter apex]

No

[bitter apex]

No

[marsh ocean]

@lilac furnace nice alt mate

[bitter apex]

Tbf

[lilac furnace]

Ive been brutally exposed

@ashe

@juez

[bitter apex]

Deserves justified for existing

🙏

[lavish musk]

[cinder talon]

ong

[timid coral]

the fuck

[cosmic patio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/976399813274906685/1052310796509642934/monkeyunderwater.gif

[fathom heart]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-okay-hey-get-to-your-senses-wake-up-susto-is-real-gif-15188741

[near patrol]

Hola

[bitter apex]

Hi

[lusty atlas]

Hi

[lavish musk]

hi

[lusty atlas]

I is it just me or is the rules channel gone

#📜┃all-server-info

[lavish musk]

Check "show all channels" at the top

[lusty atlas]

What the heck idk why that was off in the first place

[lavish musk]

idk

I think it's by default

[lusty atlas]

You saved the day

[high hound]

Staff doesnt know how to check rules demoot

[lavish musk]

[bitter apex]

Let’s demote you while we on the subject of demoting staff

[high hound]

I wont sign off like that, i need something in return

What d u have to offer

[bitter apex]

I’ll spare your life

[high hound]

You do NOT get to threaten me

[bitter apex]

Wasn’t a threat

[high hound]

Your missing something in order to do so

Power

[bitter apex]

Yeah but you can’t power abuse me

[marsh ocean]

@bitter apex respond if you aren't in timeout rn

[bitter apex]

Hi

[high hound]

No, but what u love to do is to give us a reason to use our power

[bitter apex]

Yeah but u don’t have a reason

@shrewd badge yo how you doing bb

[high hound]

.

Or anyways

[bitter apex]

Wasn’t a threat

More like a deal

Difference

[high hound]

Yeye

[bitter apex]

Yeye

[shrewd badge]

alright wbu