#💬┃gorilla-chat
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/rank in #🤖┃bot-commands
He is cursed
who u?
I have other powers..
Hey @lusty atlas, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#☝lfg-info
nuh uh
Wtf

Yes
daym
o
Why would you want exp in a place you spend no time in anyway?
#1261399427814391849 can i do it there?
It's just mad...
i just want to use gifs):
huh
nuh uh
shhhhh you aint see nofin
Imagine being more interested in a youtube video 
how u know?
Hi chat
its past your bedtime
And yours

take a blinker
I mean… if he asks to spam him…
these days, these days
Classic
Nowadays
ok
2016-2020 music 
Urgh stop it
I'm getting flashbacks
back when i was only a single digit boy
abt 2 digits short to my 20s
Hm ait
Hi guys
I’m a guard
indeed, sir
H
Why?
GTA 6 delay
It's only a few months. No big deal
True, least we have a date
Morning
Wsg
Yup
Good morning
Maybe some screenshots later this week too help smooth things over, like with RDR2
Unlikely
They normally do
its a whole year away compared to what was supposed to be a few months
daddy pig lost weight
Yes and?
woo
so its not a few months
mb gang
It was set for release at the end of the year. It has been delayed until May. 5 months = a few
it was set for release in fall, september-november. making it 6+
thats more than a few

I respectfully disagree. Anyway it's not really worth crying over
whos crying
wait @shrewd badge can U check tickets?
It’s your bed time
Ah greetings Carpet
I smiled
Verstappen being convinced to ruin Yuki
the level thing wasnt really enforced... idk why not
It was a crazy lap
Generational talent man
Bro what the hell all of the nitro winners are level 5
Not even just red bull being stupid they sent him out so he didn’t have enough time to get to the line 💀
We know
Shouldn't have been able to enter tf
How did they even enter
And a level 0
They shouldn't have been able to do it
It’s was a fake advertisement to get the server active apparently
Yeah imma crash out
He could be 1-4 just not level 5
That what dub said when I said about it
Honestly me
That's just cos the bot is broken somehow
If it had worked we would have gotten them
That's bs tho

💀😭😭
Is that you in your pfp
If so you look like jojo siwa
But less
Annoying

💀
Wth happened to the giveaway bot
How did level 5's even enter
No dub said they could enter they said it was level 10 to try to get server active but didn’t work
Idk
Idk man. Teams looking into it
Imma crash out Ong
Not your fault tho
I blame Sainz for locking up
Yeah shits weird

It's hard to be a fan of sainz when he does this
Don’t be easy
It's not that it's that they should have been given a message from the bot saying they're too low level
What
Kimi really is starting to move on me tho
@edgy mango
😭💀💀

😀
mb bro
This was Abu Dubai 2012
No?
Vettle come back from pit lane

Omg
Why is bro harrassing bro with snake emotes?...
Wassup guys
Cuz I can cuz I have cuz I will
@shrewd badge u still awake
well then
What
Rather hang myself
Hm I see
Bit weird how it states the level requirement even though it's not like it matters
Fr
Exactly
lazy admins fr
Fucking unfair all level 5 and under won 💀
that is weird
They ain't even active lmao
Are u really that surprised that all under level 5 are not active
maybe they set it to everyone under level 10 instead of over by mistake
If they aren't active, then they won't claim it right?
If only
Cause then that'd make em active..
They all claimed tho 
Maybe they only use lfg and here for giveaways💀💀
tru2up still hasn't claimed 💀
I hope they all choke on the dam nitro
I mean then again it's Duubs nitro so ig it's his choice
Shouldn't have been able to participate ffs
I hope this guy fucking realizes he doesn't deserve it
choking is bad
It's not that I'm pissed that the bot isn't working as it should
gif perms level 30
Are you actually having a laugh
And don't fucking shit talk my battery percentage cause I do not give a fuck
Mines at 6% your the only one on low battery

Mines at 74
I haven't even charged my phone today
I too know the struggle
I charge my brain
With several pharmaceutical drugs
cthulhu
jst like @lusty atlas
Don't summon him you twit
cathooloo
why am I getting strays
blocked
squid ward
That's not even cthulhu but ok

erm actually
Who is? It's literature... Not actual depiction.
Isn't that Davy Jones
Cthulu is HP Lovecraft...
You know what isn't common?
Sense
Words
Fr
grand theft auto six is actually a good game
On paper
Delayed till 2026 💀💀
it burns
It's a Myth
daily delivery
Like big foot
You're thinking of chilli Peppa
?tag beepbeep
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Gta 6 is a W game 
What
Playin it rn 
@cosmic patio package for you
now I can play gta five for another year 😀
The Lockness Monster's favourite game since its release 200 years from now.
ty
Did you know Ready or Not releases on console by august
So
I get to shoot so many people
Even the hostages
Yall wanna see some annoying shit on dark souls 
nito and his skeletons
the only ex i want is extra money
You haven't played Dark Souls ?..
Getting shot in the ass 4 times and then the fucking dragon flames you 
Imagine
The bridge?? 
Shoot the tail from underneath
Til it falls off
I started yesterday, got to the uh depths 
The sword is op
already have that
It also pisses off the dragon and he clears the bridge
as I said I made it to the depths and got off 
Multiplay makes bosses stronger too...
Remaster?
Yep, solo run tho cause I don't wanna co-op it 
Bet. Not worth it..
You got past the devourer? @jagged wraith
SpongeBob
the what
That's a spoiler
Night chat 
Gaping Dragon... In the sewer ..
Before the depths

Nightmare fuel..
Depends ..
Canonical
ya cause it ain't me
There's like three ways to get there...
pig

chat
Chat
hi there
Wow
I had nothing for breakfast
Same
anyone up for gta online rn?
Hey @nimble drift, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#☝lfg-info
so i can't ask if anyone wants join me in gta in this chat?
Too much variety here so would be harder, a lot harder to find someone here then lfg
thx for confirming
also want to be friends?
wdym?
Kendrick Lamar


@marsh ocean
is this my ip
oh its funeral id
I just watched a video with the worst take so far of this delay
Wtf please ban him
that and stealing his cat
Deserved
Does anyone know how i can deliver blood and oxygen to all of the body?
I personally dont
Hi team
can I be on the team
That it's good?
No he just said that everything rockstar said is a lie and the only reason they delayed it is because so it can be $100 which makes no sense in my opinion
Honestly I reckon another, longer trailer will get me through another 12 months.
Also I think i need to be medically monitored when the game does release since i might have a heart attack
@lusty atlas is a professional doctor
we only gonna unplug the life support so we can play gta 
Nvm
He's not a doctor sorry 
Starting with you 
Good
That SA 100% was hard
gave a cute bartender a rock tonight. pretty sure she want's to touch my weiner now
Ever heard of the word delusional
there was a lot of hair twirling... and i've lived with strippers
the body language was there
Alright bro 😭
we got the peppermint rhino over here
sry... spearmint rhino
i used to joke about making a plus sized strip club called the peppermint hippo
some rando bartender does NOT have the tricks of a stripper
also... it was a pretty rock
tiger's eye from madagascar
I am not reading allat
hence why you are doomed as a human
I’m tireddddd
they always have rent, they tend to be clean (unless they're on drugs)
and they just want to have a normal life outside of work, so they tend to go extra on that
cook mad food and are down to earth
sure i guess
Real..
YAY
the bagel banging the lavash is the most hilarious shit
people in conflicts with other countries need to just have more feasts
food brings people together
and hangry is a real emotion
remove hangry, have a discussion
and moder sori fo maj inglish
wut
be are the makes youappreciatewhat what you dad
(that's what i got from a google search)
well that's your fault
your schoolbus seated less than 15 students... huh?
no students just prisoners
😨
definitely
Nobody here is gonna get that 😭
that's why it's fun lol
i actually own a bus of these specs
i used to live in it
turns out that where i live.... under 15 seats doesn't require a commercial DL
it's just full of crystals and casting supplies
pandemic was a real motherfucker for my bottom line
swaggy p
i make jewelry and sell shiny rawks
well... used to. now i do metal work for like 1/3rd of the money to build back the bank
i prefer precious metalwork over steel... but steel is cool
just not nearly as profitable. and working for other people sucks balls
you can turn like 2 dollars of silver into like 40-50 bucks
with little effort
can't say the same for steel
not without massive infrastructure and semi exploitation of the work force
precisely when people pay me too much for things
so i offer a better deal... then they come back the next day and buy more shit because they appreciated the deal
Can anyone help me with this battle eye thing?
can you be more specific?
broad brush you're painting with, there.
it's a kernel level anticheat that can be going haywire over a variety of reasons
Cayo b2b
Panther
3-4 gold
Normal mode
Dm me
he gonna just send you dick pics of his misshapen smol pp
use lfg

No
Yk you can swear normally here right?
Oh
really... italian american
i'm not a bit italian, but i grew up in a bunch of italian heavy areas
Heavy areas?
lots of italians
Oh
know how to tell if someone is irish or italian? they'll remind you.... CONSTANTLY.
Lol
it's quite humorous
my friend steve tells me he's irish every time we talk
like i forgot
"well you know... it's because i'm irish"
Every single time?
😭
we talk frequently
Where are you from btw
pennsylvania
Where is that?
the states
it's one of the original 13 colonies
it means penn's woods
after william penn
Oh
as it started to develop, the metal workers from scotland settled there.... hence city names like pittsburgh
should be prounounced "pittsburrah"
but more pronounced in the germanic sense
burg
like edinburgh (edinburrah)
also... we got some damn good pirohi
lots of polish influence over the years
What did I walk into
(we call them perogies)
In poland it is "pierogi"
Word jumble ahh
Stfu kindly
there's like 5 different spellings here lol
Damn
Bro I knew you were gonna say that
I said it out loud and then you said it
perohi, pierogie, peroshki, peroji, etc
depends on the church you getting them at at a discount lol

Lol
Shrug off these hands mate

Is that a threat?
MODS!
No
polish empanadas are fucking delicious, no matter how you spell them

Empanadas?
*Empandas
@velvet sorrel continue
did you really just correct me with an improper spelling?
Look at em pandas
ok fair lol
Ignore em and continue
My pronouns arent Em/Inem
empanadas are basically the same shape, but like flour or corn flour (depending on region) full of meat instead of potato and cheese
Like kebab?
latin american cuisine
yea, but like a kebab stuffed into a dough half circle
Im too lazy
mexican empanadas are usually wheat flour (so pretty similar to a pierogi dough)... but when you get the venezuelan ones, it's corn flour, so more similar to a tamale
Can someone help me do a heist in GTA
Some lvl's 5 and below won giveaway and got nitro
Go to lfg channels
no fair):
When the giveaway should be 10+😭
ko
@lavish flame we got a neighborhood out here called polish hill that got like 5 churches, and like 5 days a week they got serious deals on pierogi
and it's fkin awesome
you get them for like way cheaper than the store
and it's old grandmas making them..... so you know they just better
Imagine being disqualifed lil bro
As a trial mod

I swear I remember that shit being a super car 
Fuck ass game
Skill issue

Abusing mod? Demote this man
fake charlie taking L's
also, should have stuck by that emote you removed
it was funny
don't apologize for jokes
it stifles creativity
(it wasn't really an apology, but you retracted from taking a risk.... comedy is about risk/reward)
i know they just put out an oblivion remaster... but do we need oblivion npcs in chat?
shitpost other cats than the same cat
who tf sent me a gay po## hub link??????
probably your other acct
because you like looking at penises
which is fine
live your truth, sister.
nuh uh
he's ghey but identifies as straight

i aint gay):<
Yes you are
he's made ranch dip in a sourdough breadbowl
ummm idk what you mean
he thinks "salmon" is a color

it is? o i aint know that
Isnt that a fish?
and i thought tryharding was relegated to the game
idk
yes.... but it's a shade of paint, if you ghey enough
nuh uh uhn huhnunhhunhunhunhnhnhunh
kaso got ALL of the dick pics
he showed me
I got melons also

lol the dude in that gif (billy mays)... i used to get drunk with his niece multiple days a week

i once spray painted a goat with her on devil's night
Damm
it was the spray in hair coloring shit
but basically, we accidentally dyed a goat pink for like a month
my dad got to drunk and went off to shrug but never came back
who laughing now?
explains why you are so 1 dimensional and seeking approval thru being annoying
just be man. just be.
ow):
sorry for being blunt
but bluntness is in short supply. learn from it
adapt, improve. overcome.
then be forever tarded
oke
Respect your ancients
😀
Who much wifes you had?
Or gf's
none lol
i've had like 2 stable gfs... and just a bunch of random women i would bang for months at a time
usually about 4
but only like 2 relationships i took seriously
Damn😭
you don't date strippers
lol
but.... you can maintain a sexual relationship for a few months
They were strippers?
(i also don't attend the strip club, i just know them from outside that environment)
they're totally different when outside the club
but also... not wifey material
that shit got a shelf life
i used to vend music festivals and raves... you meet a ton of strippers outside of the strip club environment
particularly raves
Damn
they're really cool, quite misunderstood people (the ones not on a bunch of drugs)
closest thing i've had to an even split in a "relationship"
Are we talking about gta!!!
no, we're talking about how strippers are people too
gta ones
sure
No

Wut

A WHAT
Oh
a woman named madoline (madolynn, madolynne, etc)
Seeing a conversation about strippers in tgg discord is the last thing i wouldve guessed
Hes like 39
But im all for it
You're welcomed


yea it's mostly incels here
uncle wook to the rescue
I'm gonna bite someone
strippers are people too
Yeah but a lot of them are under not so good boss which makes them inhuman

uh oh
Is that a fucking flamethrower
yea but they dehumanized because of life choices
I meant fire of love!!!
Imma go watch twd


Same with the red light district it’s mostly women with no choice which is a shame
the girls i know had a choice. they just made smart financial decisions
What
Ayo fashur
If you live for so long
It is true
work at a gas station for minimum wage.... or make thousands a week shakin some tiddies?
What are u even talking abt
Wut movies did you watch that were as long like the walking dead
For example
wut
It’s woman you can pay to do whatever to you
No is that like o block or district 8 
Wut movies did you watch
i don't think any movie is as long as that dead horse
So prostitution
Ain’t that illegal
It’s just a street with Windows and red curtains with woman standing in it with half naked
WHERE
Yes I couldn’t come up to that Word
Ohhhhh I know what ur talking abt now
Nope
amsterdam
I seen that before
Here in Amsterdam woman mostly have no choice which is shame
And in other places probably as well
WHEREEE
Why is everyone poor or something
most of them women are trafficked or in dire straits
Prolly got every std
lies
I swear
And I’m the president 
dude got his hand on his ween rn
Imagine giving those to one of your homies as a prank(he willl hate you for life)
No
That’s biological warfare gng not a prank 
Hitting bro with a disease bomb
War crime
yea there's places where you can just pay for sex.... but the underbelly of that is..... a lot of those women aren't there by choice
vegas? yea, a bunch of them women chose that profession
Probably. One of the only places that would make sense for them to want to
certain places in europe? economic depression... so only partially by choice
And Miami
Dexter morgan?
Me when I give rabies to my friend (I just felt a bit silly this weekend)
Why do u have rabies

I ‘gifted’ him a cute lil guy with rabies
aquaman is the gheyest superhero ever
I assume the cute lil guy will do the rest
True Poseidon from wish ngl
Nuh uh. Ant man is
from fuckin temu
U not surpassing me twin
the deep is the best aquatic superhero ever
Bet
the fact that he bangs octopii just makes him better
She said it went deep
No he did things to a train

They do have choice lol
a train is a shitheel
Helo niek
It’s just that a lot of them see it as easy money
I am sending rockstar a letter to make Corsita a super car class 
People wanted Amber Heard to be removed from her role but the knight in shining armor Elon Musk sent an angry letter to warner bros
Ngl if you aren’t the Deep and you see that convo I feel like he just looks like a depressed schizophrenic guy making convo with an animal cuz he has no friends
Helo funeral

Kinda true anyway tbh
Hello 🥐
Morning!
fair assessment
Wsp
Feel like that’s not true gng
everybody hates amber turd
I can drink beer now
he does talk to ambrosia like i talk to my dog
Wsp
Don’t drink bud lite drink coors
(although my dog just smart af and actually responds)
Imagine turning 21 in the big 25
Luckily we don’t have American headaches in a can here
Ngl ur name sounds like something Tupac would give himself if he was casted in star wars
Nothing much just looking at stuff online
Mhm
I’m 18
how bout don't drink ghey beer at all
Oh European
Yeah yall have like actual food
grow some pubes and drink ipa
Amber Heard and Elon musk used to be together i think that's why
Well bud light is the gay one
It’s great
American logic sucks like you can get a plane’s license at 18 but no no no, no drinking beer
anything domestic is the gay one
it's barley water bullshit
Even worse: you can get a gun at 18, but don’t you dare drink a drop of alcohol
if it under 7%, i ain't touching it
Exactly
Im going to school
(also an alcoholic, probably shouldn't follow in my footsteps)
Probably?
I’d try to seek help for that (on a serious note)
I accidentally drank beer, my uncle drinks, so I took a sip
A chef working at my restaurant was an alcoholic as well, his liver is so destroyed that he cannot drink anymore
what? show up to some meeting where people are feeling sorry for themselves and moaning about not having enough restraint to not wreck a car into a family? not my scene
i'm basically rick sanchez
Are you crazy scientist?
No, just one on one therapy
sounds expensive for me to be annoyed
Lmao my uncle is in jail cuz drunk driving
technically yes
i don't drunk drive
Wrong @
What’s more expensive, a couple therapy sessions or all the alcohol you consume?
Make my crush fell in love with me
Wrong @ I was doing to car nerd

@lavish flame i used to run a supercritical fluid extractor for extracting essential oils
It does matter wut costs more
Or less
that's as scientist as it gets
definitely therapy lol
maybe not now with the new insurance
but tbh.... the whole episode where the therapist says that rick probably wouldn't benefit from therapy... totally me
i was in therapy after my best friend killed himself when i was 15
i basically treated it like rick
Damn bro
it is what it is. shit happened like 20 years ago
at least he called me to say goodbye
that was a nice sentiment
he said goodbye to me and our other friend
that's better than most of the other people who got rocked by that bombshell got
Any1 new gen xbox wanna do criminal mastermind challenge?
Go to lfg channels
I did
do it again
I need a 4th asap
that episode didn't work out to well, just saying
cronenberg monsters
I'm js tryna get someone to be interested quicker
Fyi
There is no one here on xbox
Rn
Cool dc
In this chat rn
Most of us here don't even play gta anymore
Yea
basically any #general in discord servers where its about a game
ngl... schedule 1 and work got my time stolen
If ur not interested js stfu I couldn't care less about ur opinion mate
Bro the fucks your prob
True, same thing with a youtuber server
Cant be even friendly anymore
please keep lfg requests bound to the lfg channels 
😭
I don't care that you think I should go to a different channel Im tryna find someone to do cmc quick so we can sort it out
if they arent interested in the channel where you are supposed to find people what makes you think they will be interested in channels that arent
If you did not realised yet there are specific channels for it
Someone on xbox might come into here see the message and think sure

No way I Def haven't put one in the channel already dumbass
nah let him cook
No gif perms
(himself into a ban)

go watch some tiktok family guy if you need the dopamine rush while waiting
If u weren't dyslexic you'd realise I said I need some to be interested ASAP but yk uneducated tard
Goodbye
Never come back
yes i am infact dyslexic
@marsh wedge this still isn't the place to ask regardless of how badly you need someone to play with
Could tell
Cool keep it to yourself
average xbox response

me too
but my point still stands, if theres a channel PURPOSE made to find people thats where they will all be
Ave ps tard


