💬┃gorilla-chat

[lusty atlas]

?

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-omni-man-animals-i-will-burn-this-planet-down-gif-21709941

[copper sinew]

Baguette

[jagged wraith]

Oh

I hate that guy

[lusty atlas]

ong

he just ragebaiting

[jagged wraith]

fr tho

[lavish flame]

He lost virginity like 15 times already💔

[jagged wraith]

ok I might sleep after this video

[narrow falcon]

Eats it

[lusty atlas]

hes gone through 13 different girls atp

[lusty atlas]

FINALLY

[narrow falcon]

I just want one

[jagged wraith]

Nvm sorry. This and 2 more

[jagged wraith]

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/npc-behavior-be-like-gif-10607292567092564523

[lavish flame]

Real shit

[lusty atlas]

OH MYGOD

[narrow falcon]

Why is it so much to ask of my life

[lusty atlas]

i feel u bro

[copper sinew]

quit looking and be the best you you can be. That'll be like honey to flies

[jagged wraith]

Another 45 mins then I'll sleep

[lavish flame]

Apprently asking for gf is too much

[lusty atlas]

me too then

im stubborn

[narrow falcon]

I'm not looking I found her but she's the championship to my Stroll
I'll never get her

https://tenor.com/view/alone-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-sad-coffee-alone-gif-9534162778223036968

[jagged wraith]

why get a girlfriend? U don't need one to be happy

[lusty atlas]

you need money

[narrow falcon]

Well I need to do something

[copper sinew]

then focus on you.

[lusty atlas]

never seen someone sad in a corvette

[narrow falcon]

The schizophrenia is taking over

[copper sinew]

instead of her

[narrow falcon]

What about a sprint car

[lusty atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon5-chevrolet-corvette-zr1-drift-drifting-burnout-gif-27264848

[lavish flame]

[jagged wraith]

I'm hungry

[narrow falcon]

I need either girl or race car

And I'm too poor for race car

And I got none of the other

[lavish flame]

I need steroids

[narrow falcon]

I need REPO

[copper sinew]

I had a friend in high school. He said: "With money, you can pay to remove everything, even virginity."

[jagged wraith]

[copper sinew]

He got married and has a kid now tho

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/repo-i-love-gif-3585281787412696561

[jagged wraith]

Hell nah

[lavish flame]

[narrow falcon]

Did he marry his prostitute

[lavish flame]

I loveee i loveeee

[lavish flame]

[narrow falcon]

Me when I see her or race cars

[jagged wraith]

Gts please

[copper sinew]

Actually no... Surprisingly enough

[timid coral]

ubermacht rebla gts

[narrow falcon]

Cayman gts mentioned?????

[lusty atlas]

after you

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon-3-porsche-cayman-gt4-driving-sports-car-porsche-gif-7717960555649188374

[jagged wraith]

After this video

[lavish flame]

Girls on steroids doesnt look nice trust me

[narrow falcon]

I don't want the steroids

[jagged wraith]

And this pepsi I just got

[narrow falcon]

I need her or race car

[copper sinew]

rip your sleep

[narrow falcon]

One or the other

[jagged wraith]

I agree

2nd pepsi in an hour

[lavish flame]

Mf remember abt that white monster ive told you abt

[narrow falcon]

Imma go look on fb for race car

I'm dying over here

[lusty atlas]

get a lexus

[copper sinew]

they still put caffeine in there?

[lavish flame]

That i couldnt sleep until 3am

[lusty atlas]

ls450

[narrow falcon]

No I want Sprint Car

[copper sinew]

Moby Dick? no...

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/skagit-speedway-dirt-cup-track-gif-12074949

[jagged wraith]

Yea

[lavish flame]

MF

[lusty atlas]

lexuses are beautiful

[copper sinew]

@lavish flame is your real name Abraham?

[narrow falcon]

You ain't seen sprint car then

[jagged wraith]

God damn it

[lavish flame]

Not even close

[narrow falcon]

LFA mentioned

[jagged wraith]

why's it already empty

[copper sinew]

Abraham had a white monster.. called him Moby Dick...

[narrow falcon]

Dranks it

[jagged wraith]

yea, we sleeping LATE tonight

[lavish flame]

I meant abt energy drink for the love of god

[lusty atlas]

early this morning

hahaha

hahahah

[copper sinew]

Why is this sentence both accurate and oh so wrong...

[copper sinew]

OH! that White Monster

[jagged wraith]

Nox

[lavish flame]

This aint no corn server bro😭

[jagged wraith]

what games do u got installed rn

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/moby-dick-white-whale-jump-for-joy-excited-sailing-gif-15478328

Moby Dick is a whale bro..

[narrow falcon]

Again and again

I love

I loooove

I love

I love

[lavish flame]

If i would want to talk abt dicks i would start to talk abt mine first

[narrow falcon]

I love

[copper sinew]

Uh... mainly ps5s...

[narrow falcon]

I loooooove

[lavish flame]

Oh shit

[jagged wraith]

Fuck

[copper sinew]

[lavish flame]

At this point just ban me

[lusty atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-i-looove-repo-i-love-repo-repo-game-gif-6374512977009258898

[jagged wraith]

I gotta play rdo again one day

but pig won't buy me shit cause I'm on Playstation

[lavish flame]

Today repo bbg

[copper sinew]

Same.. I'm considering some stuff actually.

[lusty atlas]

playstation < xbox

[lusty atlas]

its 1:14 am

[jagged wraith]

[copper sinew]

on release tho.. ps plus

[jagged wraith]

both suck

[lavish flame]

Playstation < xbox < Pc

[lusty atlas]

valid

[lavish flame]

Later then

[lusty atlas]

WHY AM I A SCAMMER

[jagged wraith]

We pay for fucking ps+ or gamepass

[lusty atlas]

and community helper

[lavish flame]

[copper sinew]

Ps Plus made them competitive, but before ps plus, when ps was free online, it was superior.

[true hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-scammer-ha-ha-scammer-gif-9831250664566870502

[jagged wraith]

Pull out the ps3

[lusty atlas]

you were waiting for me to realize weren't you

[true hatch]

I honestly didn't do it

[jagged wraith]

I need you for rdr1 mp

[copper sinew]

No idea where it went...

that's like 4 moves ago

[lavish flame]

I have a vid abt a scamming but that gonna get me banned instantly(it got n word in it)

[jagged wraith]

Do u even have rdr1 for it

[lusty atlas]

couldve been any of the bullies

[copper sinew]

no, never had it, never played it..

[lavish flame]

Wair youre alive? Holy shit

[jagged wraith]

😭

[copper sinew]

There was few western games for xbox at the time..

[jagged wraith]

Im tired

[lavish flame]

It was jewelz for sure

[jagged wraith]

Video ended

[lusty atlas]

now bed time

[jagged wraith]

Next or sleep hmm..

[copper sinew]

Gun maybe?

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-gun-suspense-meme-gif-26303307

[jagged wraith]

Oh wow. It started part 4 somehow

[copper sinew]

I think Gun was the name of the western I played back then.

[jagged wraith]

Nice

[copper sinew]

It was good. Started you off ranching and hearding. iirc

[lusty atlas]

oh nooo

[jagged wraith]

Might pause this and pass out

[jagged wraith]

I'm deadass

[lusty atlas]

good

[jagged wraith]

Ok

[narrow falcon]

I'm buying my friends laptop so I can play repo

Imma hunt these monsters

[jagged wraith]

I should sleep

[narrow falcon]

[jagged wraith]

Pig mad at me for not sleeping

[lusty atlas]

w

[lavish flame]

Youre gonna get molested than hunt

[narrow falcon]

I'm mad at myself for not having race car

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-sped-up-sonic-sonic-exe-gif-14436121552651885075

[copper sinew]

I put my phone down last night and passed out. I woke up with my sheets and pillows on the floor

[lusty atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/lexus-lexus-is-350-lexus-is-lexus-is-350-f-sport-2023-lexus-is-gif-2226550192462636775

[jagged wraith]

😭

[lavish flame]

[narrow falcon]

How you wake up on the bed on the floor

[lusty atlas]

i do the same fr

[jagged wraith]

Bro slept hard he made his bed on the floor

[lusty atlas]

i move a lot in my sleep

[copper sinew]

must've been some intense dream

[jagged wraith]

Pig

[lusty atlas]

yes

[narrow falcon]

I frequently wake up on the other side of the bed

[jagged wraith]

Ima drag your ass out ur bed late at night just for no reason

[lavish flame]

Do you have a gf or married

[narrow falcon]

Like I've rolled over type shi

[copper sinew]

There was a duck that said "G'day Mate" and I started beating on it

[narrow falcon]

Gday mate

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-dog-car-stare-gif-12804650416594541713

[copper sinew]

[lusty atlas]

thats not very nice

[jagged wraith]

Nox. This sounds wrong

[narrow falcon]

Bros gonna beat me

[jagged wraith]

Yea

It is

[copper sinew]

it was a dream

[narrow falcon]

Will it be off?

[jagged wraith]

Cause I'll tuck u in after

[copper sinew]

try not to read too into it.

[narrow falcon]

Bro beats my body in his dream

[lavish flame]

@copper sinew

[copper sinew]

mutes

[narrow falcon]

Bro dreams of me

What

[copper sinew]

bans

[narrow falcon]

Muting me because your subconscious wants me is crazy

[copper sinew]

Don't read into it

[jagged wraith]

I don't think @lavish musk is awake to help me sleep with the mute

[copper sinew]

oh!

[jagged wraith]

Give it a minute

[narrow falcon]

No

Do it now

[copper sinew]

you need like 3 hours or somehting?

[jagged wraith]

See if he's awake first

[jagged wraith]

Sure

[narrow falcon]

I think she wants like 10 or so

Good nights sleep

[jagged wraith]

10? That's as long as I sleep lately

[lavish flame]

Nox warn me for complete no reason at all so it can be mod abuse

[jagged wraith]

I'd be up at like 10-11 tho

oh well, 3 works ty nox

Goodnight

[copper sinew]

careful what you wish for

[lavish flame]

Holy shit its 7:25 am and still i did not drink my monster

[lavish flame]

Im at 0 warns again

Im a good boy

[copper sinew]

Don't you love that? when you think you need energy and you don't.

[lavish flame]

@granite mural im getting abused

[lavish flame]

I got 3h of gym

I need it

[copper sinew]

There's science that proves that using energy gives you energy 🤔

[lavish flame]

So you tell me im gonna feel like im on steroids

Bet

[copper sinew]

like a jog can give you more energy through the day

but you do you. If you want to fuck around with things that have negative effects we aren't here to babysit you

[lavish flame]

You live only once

Ofc i do

[copper sinew]

meaning if you waste it, that's it.

No replay options

[lavish flame]

I wanna see wuts after death

Biggest mystery in entire world

[copper sinew]

And a waste of time exploring something on your life itinerary anyway.

Like why do you want to explore the toilet? that's a Huge mystery too

[lavish flame]

No i do not want to see moutain of shit

I do not want to waste my lunch

Sorry

[copper sinew]

You don't know that's what you'll find until you explore it tho.

[lusty atlas]

@prisma scarab @plain inlet I giggled

[lavish flame]

How the fuck do you want me to explore anyway

[lavish flame]

Go sleep already

[copper sinew]

You're the one looking into Life's great mysteries, you'll figure it out.

[lusty atlas]

alright goodnight fellas

see you in a few hours

[lavish flame]

Bye

[lavish flame]

I found out that girls do not want me

Is that count as mystery?

[copper sinew]

We're back to focusing on you. and less about girls

[lavish flame]

Why the fuck no one cared abt my mental problems and now they care

It does not make any sense bro

[copper sinew]

We have resources.

hard to judge... Some people have problems and think they don't. Some think the have problems and don't. Some know they have problems and do.. Welcome to the internet where nothing is crystal clear.

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-walter-heisenberg-crawl-space-gif-19584363

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cute-animals-kitty-cat-gif-cat-meme-gif-9085090162300180398

@lavish flame I was smoking people

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-berg-cat-orange-cat-swimming-gif-25177582

[pearl wing]

[prisma scarab]

@plain inlet

[unreal echo]

it’s a fucking e date in hangout

[copper sinew]

you're surprised?

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-upset-going-insane-cat-losing-its-mind-crazy-in-extreme-agony-gif-25382763

[unreal echo]

not really

[copper sinew]

They're like a married asian couple.

Mister 1 and 2 Tamado

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hypnosis-mkultra-mind-control-gif-13434861076506246835

[narrow falcon]

Crazy

We should beat them

[high hound]

Morning chat

[plain inlet]

afternoon

[narrow falcon]

Bruh what

[unkempt oasis]

Anybody into PvP?

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-david-balls-goggins-balls-balls-dumbels-find-balls-gif-16305690023687272244

[strange hollow]

born to shit forced to wipe

[modest wigeon]

Type shit

[narrow falcon]

What

[copper sinew]

Go Read a Book!

An online news article at least!

And get familiar with a dictionary!

https://tenor.com/view/griffy-dictionary-heres-a-fuckin-dictionary-throw-a-book-gif-16328555

[nocturne quiver]

If anyone are below level 70 and need a friend dm me (PC)

[narrow falcon]

You're oblivious

[viscid barn]

i need friends

[narrow falcon]

Too bad

Beans

https://tenor.com/view/jmk-gif-22808446

[copper sinew]

That's a complicated sentence, are you ok?

[viscid barn]

are u an actual aussie

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-meme-you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-big-brain-big-brain-meme-gif-26965490

[copper sinew]

Here's a complex word for you: Dialect

[lavish flame]

Hello

[copper sinew]

@narrow falcon not an actual language.

[narrow falcon]

What's wrong with the word dialect

I don't understand what you're yapping about mate

[viscid barn]

do spiders randomly pop out of corners in ur place

[narrow falcon]

#stoptheyap

[narrow falcon]

No

[copper sinew]

I don't think you know the difference.
You seem confused all the time.

[narrow falcon]

Kangaroos do

[viscid barn]

fake aussie?

[narrow falcon]

I'm confused at why some people in the server speak thoughts

[narrow falcon]

I'm sending Old Man Emu to mug you mate

[copper sinew]

You especially

[viscid barn]

💀

[copper sinew]

Hey @narrow falcon !

Catch!

[narrow falcon]

Catch what

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/griffy-dictionary-heres-a-fuckin-dictionary-throw-a-book-gif-16328555

[lavish flame]

He’s calling you a catch

[narrow falcon]

I am fr ong

[lavish flame]

I prefer English would you mind translating

[narrow falcon]

I agree indubitably that I am what is referred to as a catch

[lavish flame]

I think you’re high

[narrow falcon]

I am only following your exact request my good sir

[copper sinew]

A backyard overgrown pond catch. Agreed

[lavish flame]

I think he’s calling you an inbred dirty fish @narrow falcon

[narrow falcon]

My feelings have indeed been thoroughly attacked and are in a state of sadness of the upmost variety

[copper sinew]

Not unlike the legless frog in the pond.

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-wink-gold-fish-swim-cute-gif-8700150698669145818

[narrow falcon]

My good sir you are incredibly forward. I'm afraid I have to reject your romantic advances on the basis of "I don't swing that way".

[copper sinew]

swim.. you don't swim that way

[narrow falcon]

Lmao

[copper sinew]

As a legless frog, you don't swim (period)

My sympathies

[lavish flame]

I apologise as a matter of fact.. I wasn’t “hitting” on you I am most definitely interested in women of
human species and you my friend are a dirty fish

[copper sinew]

Ok Guppy, I'm done.

Sorry, I meant Ducky

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/sesame-street-elmo-wut-what-confused-gif-16086332

[copper sinew]

[lavish flame]

I think he is hitting on you

[narrow falcon]

How I feel after putting stingose on bug bite

[granite mural]

Demote demote demote!

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-mr-bean-thumbs-up-i-got-this-you-got-it-gif-19287034

[lavish flame]

Personally I would hit you

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-meme-wait-a-minute-gif-14484132

[modest wigeon]

?afk slepin

[upper fractal]

@modest wigeon I set your AFK: slepin

[high hound]

night

[upper fractal]

ThePickleTickler 🥫 is AFK: slepin - a few seconds ago

[narrow falcon]

I've been roaming around always looking down

[lavish flame]

?afk wake up pickle tickler

[copper sinew]

What?

[narrow falcon]

Meme

[copper sinew]

English?

[narrow falcon]

When they get slow mo hit

[narrow falcon]

Meme

[copper sinew]

[lavish flame]

Is that due to shame

[narrow falcon]

That is English you nitwit

[copper sinew]

You're speaking Nitwit?

[narrow falcon]

Imma throw you off a surfboard and through a window while playing the song

[copper sinew]

[narrow falcon]

No im insulting you ya insufferable weiner gang

[copper sinew]

Oh well in that case

[lavish flame]

You my good man will do no such thing

[high hound]

hi chat

[clear tiger]

Stop trying to avoid your duty to hydrate yourselves

[narrow falcon]

Hello Dex

[narrow falcon]

Hello tower fell

[high hound]

hi ducky

[copper sinew]

Pretty sure I don't need to give a verbal this time.

[narrow falcon]

Bruh

[copper sinew]

[clear tiger]

Hi lil ducky

[lavish flame]

Give him oral

[narrow falcon]

You were calling me a legless fish but I can't call you a weiner

This crazy

[clear tiger]

Ayyyyyy 😏

[copper sinew]

I'm sorry is that English or nitwit?

[high hound]

id really watch out if a canadian threats you

[narrow falcon]

It's a literal sentence?

https://tenor.com/view/bro-what-gif-27157670

[lavish flame]

Girl you speak freaky

[copper sinew]

Funny I wasn't aware you could actually read.

[high hound]

more like gibberish

legless fish

[clear tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-freaky-gif-13635476374211615829

[lavish flame]

Ive hit new fucking bench pr

[high hound]

like there is a fish with legs

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-of-you-sister-love-gif-21989769

[narrow falcon]

Filing a report for mod abusing me

[lavish flame]

Pumped as shit

[narrow falcon]

19363kg?

That's low for you

[lavish flame]

No

[copper sinew]

We'll put that next to staff disrespect in channels

[modest wigeon]

How much

[lavish flame]

Don’t hit the trainers

[lavish flame]

Like 54 or something

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cute-animals-kitty-cat-gif-cat-meme-gif-9085090162300180398

[lavish flame]

You hit a trainer 54 times?

[lavish flame]

54 kg or little lower

Maybe like 52

[lavish flame]

With a 52 KG WEIGHT????

[clear tiger]

I can't sleep

Real spill

[lavish flame]

Dumbass

[lavish flame]

Don’t hit me pwease🥺

[lavish flame]

Helo dex

[high hound]

hi kaso

[clear tiger]

Smacking the neverending yart

[lavish flame]

Wsp

[clear tiger]

3G yart blinkers

[high hound]

nm, just waiting for gta to download

wbu

[gloomy warren]

Im good thanks for asking

[lavish flame]

Downloading now couldn’t be me

[high hound]

hi pino

[clear tiger]

Smack the yart rn

[lavish flame]

Just hitted new pr

[gloomy warren]

Hey

[high hound]

niiice

keep it up

[lavish flame]

AGAIN???

Don’t hit them please

[high hound]

how is it going

[clear tiger]

Dex are you a yart ripper?

[gloomy warren]

Good, its raining here rn tho which is kinda ass

[lavish flame]

More like a fart ripper

[clear tiger]

Probably tbh

That's so sad

[clear tiger]

Imagine not being able to blink a yart

[lavish flame]

He can fart more than a yart in a blink

[clear tiger]

🤯

[lavish flame]

@granite mural why tgg no chat in here?

[high hound]

good question

[clear tiger]

I mean because he's very busy

Tbh

[lavish flame]

Doing what reading the Reddit page for gta 6

[clear tiger]

Yes

[lavish flame]

My girl

[clear tiger]

That's time consuming

[lavish flame]

I think you’re really hot

[clear tiger]

Yo 😂

[high hound]

bro hitting on Tauriel

[clear tiger]

Dex help

[high hound]

how you like me to help

[lavish flame]

I’m a fine gentleman

[lavish flame]

Shit werent loading

[lavish flame]

BRO

Ive hitted new bench press pr like 52kgs fr

[clear tiger]

I'm sure lol

[high hound]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/866457536214597633.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=FFcatlicking

[lavish flame]

You’re a fine lady it would be an honour to take you on a date

[granite mural]

He’s a busy man

[clear tiger]

Seeeee Aidan said it too

He's a busy ape

[lavish flame]

Thankyou kind sir

[clear tiger]

Aren't all the great apes endangered now too?

More pressure

[lost schooner]

[lavish flame]

Hello fine sir

[lost schooner]

[granite mural]

He sometimes joins the chat too, so be active and you might encounter him!

[high hound]

legit reason

[lavish flame]

Cool

[high hound]

bro said sometimes

[clear tiger]

Sometimes being once every couple years

[lavish flame]

That’s fine with me 😉

[granite mural]

If you check from:tgg you get my point

Here is where he most likely spawns in

[lost schooner]

I talk to him every few weeks

[lavish flame]

You know the guy personally?

[granite mural]

Lies!

[lavish flame]

[lost schooner]

No lies

[high hound]

you said what ?

[clear tiger]

Can you tell him I said to make me admin?

PLEASE 🥺

[granite mural]

You see 2 months ago

[lavish flame]

You’re cute

[lost schooner]

He said he doesnt make losers admin sorry 😔

[high hound]

yeah "sometimes" seems right

[granite mural]

No but MMI another gta YouTuber knows him

[clear tiger]

Lord he's MEAN 😭

[lavish flame]

[granite mural]

Oh yes

[lost schooner]

Ikr

[clear tiger]

I'll settle for mod

[granite mural]

I agree to myself

[lavish flame]

[lavish flame]

How about you settle with me

[lost schooner]

Youll have to wait 2-3 business days for him to answer to this next question

[lavish flame]

@granite mural how you doin

[clear tiger]

You're not ready for that

[granite mural]

Good you?

[high hound]

chat today is magestic

[lavish flame]

Try me

[granite mural]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1247511226427117618/1362487171386310987/1i2vq6csqg91-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[clear tiger]

It's ok I'll be on vacation in a couple days

[lavish flame]

Im fine asf chest pumped

[lavish flame]

Why yes my good man it truly is astounding

[clear tiger]

Plenty of time

[granite mural]

Chest pumped 😲

[lavish flame]

He got boobs

[clear tiger]

Whoa 😳

[granite mural]

He is fit!

[clear tiger]

Chest... Pumped?

[lavish flame]

I need to built upper chest

[lost schooner]

He got man tiddies

[clear tiger]

Wym 😭

[high hound]

for once im enjoying chat

[clear tiger]

Get the pump off your Booba that's for nursing women

[lavish flame]

No i got actual muscle

[granite mural]

What has changed is you stinky mod

[lost schooner]

Fr

[high hound]

mod? does that mean im promoted ?

[gloomy warren]

[granite mural]

Yes keep dreaming

[clear tiger]

This fucking guy 😂

[lost schooner]

Nah youre finna be demoted

[lavish flame]

Fucking… I’m in

[high hound]

I can accept on one condition

[clear tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-exe-sonic-meme-2017x-freaky-sonic-gif-10879680741384991435

[lost schooner]

Alright pipe down mickey mouse dont be harassing people

[lavish flame]

Sorry

[lavish flame]

Did i hear pipe bomb

[granite mural]

No condition for you

[high hound]

worse is that Tauriel seems to enjoy it

[lost schooner]

Whats that

[lavish flame]

I got the spoken rizz

[clear tiger]

HUH

[granite mural]

Who wants some TNT

[high hound]

I drag down a mod of choice with me

[clear tiger]

My response would be the same for anyone that made it that awkward lol

[high hound]

and I get to pick who

[lavish flame]

You got pipe bomb in your mailbox

[lavish flame]

Sorry fine lady I apologise at an instant for my temporary lapse of judgment

[granite mural]

❓

[clear tiger]

Let's not get confused you have 0 rizz

[viscid barn]

greetings

[lavish flame]

Is that a threat

[viscid barn]

where is that fake aussie guy

[high hound]

Hello

[lost schooner]

Nah

[viscid barn]

hello dex

[lavish flame]

You forgot the one and zero before that zero

[high hound]

but wouldnt you be curious who I choose?

[high hound]

hi hru

[lost schooner]

Lets hear it

[viscid barn]

still here bruv wbu

[high hound]

who would you think id choose

[cinder talon]

gm

[lavish flame]

Hello

[high hound]

morning pingu

[high hound]

not bad

[lost schooner]

Idfk, prolly me for muting you

[high hound]

joking or not joking, never

buuuut

[lavish flame]

Btw sorry for calling you a pred

[high hound]

yeah id choose u, uve been mod for too long its not healthy for you

[lavish flame]

No

Its a warning

[lavish flame]

Dex raccoon

[lost schooner]

Smh

Im still needed

Im like the luka modric of this staff team

[high hound]

yeah, Luka Modric 2025 not 2018

[lost schooner]

I was the 2018 modric also but in my prime yk 👴

[high hound]

keyword: was

not anymore bud

[lavish flame]

Demote him @lost schooner

[high hound]

for what? speaking fax?

or maybe I applied for staff so I can be heard better

[lost schooner]

Im still the goat mod

[lavish flame]

HUH

[high hound]

yeah jokes aside that is 100% true

but jokes not aside, ur time's up bruv

[lavish flame]

You been here quite long

[lost schooner]

Bros lying, Im jst getting started

[lavish flame]

Hey btw check dms

[lost schooner]

I signed a contract till 2028 fam

[lost schooner]

My dms are off lol

[lavish flame]

Unc gonna be 60 moderating servers

[lavish flame]

Oh btw sorry for implying you are a pred

[lost schooner]

Lol thx

[lost schooner]

💪

[high hound]

only the cool people get to dm you

[lavish flame]

Thats why i dmed him

Fr

[lost schooner]

Facts 🗣️

Idk I think its friends only or sum i dont remember tbf

[lavish flame]

Am I not cool 🥺

[copper sinew]

How does one qualify as "cool"?
I'm quite cold right now.

[lost schooner]

Then you should try n dm me to see if it works

[copper sinew]

Not sure if this test is accurate tho.

[lost schooner]

It worked

[lost schooner]

Y not?

[copper sinew]

What if we never met?

[lost schooner]

Interesting

[copper sinew]

Then I'd either never know or maybe we'd find a different determination method.

[lavish flame]

Do you wanna get cute dms from me?

[lost schooner]

True maybe we need a new determination method

[lost schooner]

Ur cute dms are usually just threats 😨

[lavish flame]

Not this time

[lost schooner]

Oh ok

Send it through

[lavish flame]

I’ll send nudes

Add me

[lavish flame]

Check dms

[lavish flame]

Oooooo

[copper sinew]

[lost schooner]

I will NOT be adding bro

[copper sinew]

I'd be in so much trouble without a filter

[lavish flame]

Huh

[lavish flame]

Is this nsfw?

[copper sinew]

Naw, just thinking of cool kid tests.

[lavish flame]

Beer pong was one

[copper sinew]

Things to NoT do.

[lost schooner]

Im ao good at beer pong

[lavish flame]

So am I

[lost schooner]

I hit a buzzer beater winning overhead shot last week

Last cup

[lavish flame]

Won like 6 in a row in a month each time drunk out of brains

[lost schooner]

We should 2v2 beerpong

I will have @copper sinew in my team

Hes prolly good at beerpong

[lavish flame]

I’ll take @swift umbra

He’s chill

[copper sinew]

I am an impressively functional drunk.

I can make a conscious decision to sleep by the toilet when I've had too much 😁

[lavish flame]

Dyno down again lol

[lost schooner]

Sleep by the toilet 😭 wha... Just on the bathroom floor?

[lavish flame]

You haven’t

I passed out once on the sink just standing

[copper sinew]

Happened once yeah

[lavish flame]

Drunk asf

[lost schooner]

This is not a flex

[copper sinew]

The worst part of it is, I ran outside to throw up first, then spent the night by the toilet.

[lost schooner]

I usually just remember ro out a bucket next to me bed

[lavish flame]

I remember 6 shots of tequila and 5 cans of beer and then more

[lavish flame]

Passing out while squating is a flex?

[lost schooner]

How drunk were you

[copper sinew]

Very

Will never see seafood the same again.

[lavish flame]

You say you’re a functional drunk!?!?

[lavish flame]

[copper sinew]

This was... Over ten years ago now.

[lavish flame]

Damn

[lost schooner]

U got drunk on sea food??

[lavish flame]

What at like 11?

[lavish flame]

20

[lost schooner]

Not everybody is 17 🙏

[lavish flame]

Something

[high hound]

nox check your pings

[lavish flame]

He’s 30????

[copper sinew]

Rum... 💀 during a seafood dinner

[lavish flame]

Yea hes 33

[lavish flame]

Well at least it was rum

[lavish flame]

Ik

[copper sinew]

Probably 19

[lost schooner]

Yeah that shit will get you. But why just casually drink rum at dinner, did you think you were captain jack sparrow

[lavish flame]

What u do ?

[lavish flame]

Am I the youngest here?

[lost schooner]

Depends, how old are u

[lavish flame]

[lavish flame]

15

[lost schooner]

Then yes prolly

[lavish flame]

[lost schooner]

@near patrol is 43 btw

Thats the oldest here ong

[lavish flame]

I think I should leave

[lost schooner]

Theres also 13 years olds in here

Dc is 13 and up so theres all ages

[true hatch]

Was a 12 year old here the other day as well

[lost schooner]

He got the hammer prolly then

[true hatch]

Oh yeah, as soon as he said that, instant ban

[lavish flame]

How old u?

And @true hatch

[lost schooner]

Thats confidential information

Walmart is prolly 87 ngl

[true hatch]

Old enough to use discord

[cinder talon]

they are 27 and 29

[lavish flame]

I’ll consider 35

[true hatch]

Sum like that

[cinder talon]

?afk bye

[upper fractal]

@cinder talon I set your AFK: bye

[lost schooner]

I looked it up, walmart is from 1962 so hes 63

@true hatch

[true hatch]

87, 63, basically the same thing

[lost schooner]

Ikr I was close

[lavish flame]

I got a lot of things when I went inside Walmart

[lost schooner]

@true hatch u ok?

[true hatch]

[lavish flame]

It was just open on the street next to mine so I went in

[true hatch]

Not anymore

[lost schooner]

Dw is ok 🫂 it wasnt your fault, we will get him

[lavish flame]

Are you coming for me?

[true hatch]

I feel violated

[lost schooner]

Yes, youre gonna be thrown in prison

[lost schooner]

🫂

[lavish flame]

🥲

But I’m friend

[lavish flame]

Im also 15

But wut month tho

[copper sinew]

🤫

[lavish flame]

@lavish flame

[copper sinew]

When telling the story reminds you of why you don't tell the story

[clear tiger]

Wow I'm so certified

[lost schooner]

Nox was an alcoholic when he was young

[clear tiger]

Verified yart blinkers

[lavish flame]

July u?

[copper sinew]

Straight out the gate yeah

[lost schooner]

Verified fart sniffers?

Thatsstrange

[lavish flame]

You’re back cutie

[lavish flame]

Me june

[clear tiger]

Yart blinkers mf

[lavish flame]

[lavish flame]

I’m 23rd u?

[lavish flame]

21

[lost schooner]

Whats a yart blinker

[clear tiger]

Ask Fulcrum

[lavish flame]

Are you 15?

[lavish flame]

😭

[copper sinew]

someone who blinks fart out of their eyes?

[clear tiger]

Lmaooo

[lost schooner]

@tired tiger whats that

[clear tiger]

No much older I just find his content funny

[lost schooner]

I think so

[lavish flame]

I can use my allowance and we can go on date to any restaurant

[copper sinew]

You know how to identify them in public?

[clear tiger]

Buddy please stop 🛑

[copper sinew]

Their eyes are pink

[lost schooner]

Idk but I definitely know to not make eye contact 😭

[lavish flame]

Ok sowwy

[lost schooner]

[lavish flame]

I greet everyone I see

[copper sinew]

even Yart Blinkers?

[lost schooner]

Even certified fart sniffers?

[lavish flame]

I once asked a tgirl if he/she knew where the boys toilet was

Didn’t go so well

[clear tiger]

Why?

She didn't know?

[lost schooner]

What the hell is a tgirl

[copper sinew]

"I'm sorry I'm looking for a restroom... don't take it personally if I'd rather use a toilet over your shoes"?

[clear tiger]

OH you mean you SAID he/she?

[lavish flame]

Yep

[clear tiger]

Why not just be natural and ask do YOU know

[copper sinew]

There is no gender in Do YOU know.

[lavish flame]

I was 13

[lost schooner]

Im so confused

[copper sinew]

we're on the same train of mind

[lavish flame]

I knew only about lesbians

[lost schooner]

Is a tgirl comparable to a tsitman?

[lavish flame]

Tsitman?

[lost schooner]

A mod here lol

[lavish flame]

There’s a trans mod here?

[lavish flame]

Where?

[lost schooner]

Idk etf a tgirl is 😭

[lavish flame]

I dont see one

[clear tiger]

Transgirl

[copper sinew]

We should all be more like frogs.
When there's a surplus of one gender, one of us goes to the bathroom and come back changed.

[lavish flame]

A guy who believes he is a girl

[lost schooner]

Oh like that I see

@undone spire are you that also?

[copper sinew]

ribbit

[lavish flame]

Ribbit

[lost schooner]

Cheetos nibb it

[clear tiger]

Yo

[lost schooner]

[clear tiger]

What?

Everyone blink the yart rn

[lavish flame]

I fart

[clear tiger]

3 2 1

Cheers

[lost schooner]

What the fuck does that even mean

[lavish flame]

I think she’s boring

[lost schooner]

Istg

Yall are weird

[clear tiger]

BORING

I'm faded 😞

[lavish flame]

Can relate

[clear tiger]

Fr?

How do you obtain the yarts at your age

[lavish flame]

I use my allowance and go across the street

[clear tiger]

Ohh you have a neighbor 😜

Ayyy

When I was your age the yarts were not really a thing

[lavish flame]

SHe’s the seller and she’s hot

[clear tiger]

You should marry her

[lavish flame]

I don’t like it but I go for her

She gets beer and tequila too

[lost schooner]

Yall some babies talking about farts

[clear tiger]

Yarts, Mr. Trash Panda

[copper sinew]

Can I google this term or will it just give me gibberish?

[lost schooner]

Trash panda?

[lavish flame]

Google

[clear tiger]

YAHEARDME

[lavish flame]

You tell them girl

[copper sinew]

Yosemite Area Regional Transportation System.... that was unhelpful...

and Contagious farts also seems like an unreasonable definition.

[lavish flame]

It means cartilage for vapes

[clear tiger]

Try "what is a yart"

[lost schooner]

Maybe theyre big fans of it

[clear tiger]

There's many reddit threads that explain

Other sites too if you don't like that

[copper sinew]

A yawning fart. in which a person farts and then another like a contagious yawn

[copper sinew]

It just gets better

[lavish flame]

Grandpa moment

[true hatch]

Yeah, had a feeling it was something weed related

[lavish flame]

Are you a girl

[clear tiger]

It's just an evolution of cart

[copper sinew]

"What the fuck does yart even mean"

[clear tiger]

Which is short for weed cartridge

[lavish flame]

We refer to them as vape refills

[lavish flame]

I thought u meant vape

[lavish flame]

U vape fr

[lavish flame]

Don’t like it

[clear tiger]

Yeah

[lavish flame]

Stop lying

[lavish flame]

But go for the hot girl who sells

[lavish flame]

[clear tiger]

I just got some 3G yarts from the dispensary and they're absolute GAS

[lavish flame]

She’s hot

[clear tiger]

hash rosin

[clear tiger]

Yes

[lavish flame]

Do you sell vapes?

[lavish flame]

[clear tiger]

I don't sell them but I do smoke a lot of weed

[lavish flame]

I’ll buy from you

I like my traders when they’re chill

[clear tiger]

You're probably halfway across the earth

[lavish flame]

California, US

U?

[clear tiger]

WOW another American?

What the fuck

[lavish flame]

Watch out most of ppl from usa is fat

[lavish flame]

I’m slim as fuck some people call me pencil

[lavish flame]

Ur from America too?

[clear tiger]

Yeeee

[lavish flame]

Hit the gym skinny boi

Eat more

[clear tiger]

I'm a real mf patriot

[lavish flame]

I don’t want boobs like you

[lavish flame]

These aint fat man boobs

I got muscle boobs

[lavish flame]

Can I play ?

[lavish flame]

No.

[lavish flame]

What state I think your from Atlanta

[clear tiger]

Atlanta is a city, buster

And wrong

[lavish flame]

Fuck geography

Americans really suck at geography

[clear tiger]

The dumb ones do

[lavish flame]

I swear I know my states

[lost schooner]

But atalanta is a football club

[clear tiger]

The problem is we have a lot of people and so we have more Stupids

[swift umbra]

I don’t drink so I don’t play games like that

[lavish flame]

Do you know countries?

[lavish flame]

Sad I would’ve liked you in my team

[lavish flame]

Yes I know
UsA
Uk
China
Antarctica
Australia
Europe

[lavish flame]

Europe isnt a country.

[lavish flame]

It is

Isn’t it?

😭

It isnt bro

Its a continent

[lavish flame]

You know your states?

[high hound]

wow fr?

europe is a continent?

[lavish flame]

Isn’t America a continent

[clear tiger]

VERY well

[lavish flame]

That mf thinks its a country😭

[lavish flame]

OH LAWD

[high hound]

[lavish flame]

America is a country

[high hound]

uhhhh

ur wrong there

[lavish flame]

So California is a state?

[lavish flame]

Yes

[lavish flame]

How the fuck

See I’m smart

[cinder talon]

oh buddy have i got news for you

[high hound]

they call the USA america but its in the american continent that is divided in north america and south america

[copper sinew]

It's a set of Continents..

[lavish flame]

Mb then

[cinder talon]

ive been lurking and you all accept dex are actually stupid

[lavish flame]

I told u America continent

California country

[high hound]

tell him not me

i know my geography shit

[lavish flame]

And Atlanta state

[high hound]

but tho saying europe is a country 💀

[lavish flame]

It killed me

[high hound]

i mean u didnt know America was a continent so its fair for him to also laugh at you

[lavish flame]

It’s a country and it has states

Isn’t it?

[swift umbra]

[high hound]

yeah no it doesnt work like that

[lavish flame]

So Europe is a continent

[high hound]

yes

[swift umbra]

europe isn't a country mate

[lavish flame]

And it has states

[high hound]

no

[swift umbra]

you might be confused by the european union

[high hound]

not quite

[lavish flame]

Is that a country

[high hound]

italy france spain portugal and the rest arent states

[lavish flame]

So why are countries like California called states

[swift umbra]

No, it's basically a trade agreement between european countries, so that the laws and certain things like climate change goals are the same around the entire continent

[lavish flame]

Cool

[swift umbra]

it's not a big country, just a lot of smaller ones working together and making live easier for one another

[lavish flame]

Is Germany a part?

[swift umbra]

yes, germany is a member of the european union

[lavish flame]

Got it

It’s like a football team and the union is a coach

[high hound]

California is a country, yeah...

[lavish flame]

Easy shit fr

Asia is a country trust

[high hound]

is education in America banned?

[swift umbra]

you could see it as that

[lavish flame]

I live in europe

[swift umbra]

+1

[lavish flame]

See I’m smart

[high hound]

i do too i mean

[lavish flame]

No it’s a continent isn’t it?

[lavish flame]

It is

[high hound]

i live in europe, a country situated on earth next to the countries africa, america and asia

[lavish flame]

So china is a state

[lavish flame]

OH MY

[high hound]

yes it is

Africa is a region

Asia is a state

[lavish flame]

😭

[high hound]

Europe is a country

And earth is a continent

[lavish flame]

That hurts

[swift umbra]

where are you from dex?

[lavish flame]

That hurts ngl

[high hound]

guess

[lavish flame]

Right

[lavish flame]

He lives somewhere in europe

[cinder talon]

a country in europe

[high hound]

yeah also did you know the sun is a planet?

[high hound]

and a country in africa

[lavish flame]

Alr nah

[high hound]

happy to have 2 passports

[swift umbra]

based on your geographical knowledge I'd say the us of non freedom

[lavish flame]

It’s the world ain’t it?

[cinder talon]

wasnt aware italy in africa now