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Guys does anybody has any clue what is the 2x money next week?
so ur struggling with german language
explosive slugs>>
pizza
trust me
pizaza
Calculus
Explosive enough?
Nah more explosive
i heard german people like white sausages, try to offer her one or two
i used to do firebreaths bigger than that with liquid paraffin
This thing can tear apart even better than rpg
not much bigger, but a lil bigger
Actually
Cause if so
That's nuts
Search it on yt
U shoot this at someone the autopsy report wont be able to identify the victim
The report itself will say holy shit
It will ask who deserved this


i mean rpgs were made for tanks so
Hello
Hello greg
How is everyone doing?
Hehehe
Why r u waiting greg
Just play em
Because of my long covid i get trouble breathing if u play to muchš“
So i am just watching some tgg in the meantime, hope it's better this weekend
Sameš
Why playing messes up ur breathing greg
Good question
No one knows, that's the issue with long covidš
Get well soon greg
Fr
Question, is it better to do the cayo perico heist with 2 or solo?
Thanks
Wanna help with outlast 2 insane?
Honestly mate.. probably not
Yes u do
With 2
Assuming the other person gets 15%
And the host gets 85%
You don't yeah me
Solo is like 2.5 hours or something
Yes
Duo no cooldown?
Bro i hate horror games
š lemme show u what my friend said after dying 1 time on insane just now
Didnt eat pizza by himself
gregcraft
is that andre the giant
48m
Aight thanks

Yeah, i am getting my girl enough money so she can buy the kosatka and host it aswellš


Glad bro didnt overreact
roadrunner clears this
imo
Ikr
my bunker stock all out of a sudden:
Sounds like angel is the one who overreacted
chat i have a bug, when i do casino heist and enter the door i just get infinite loading screen
its a network issue
wdym?
i have a very very good ethernet and very stable aswell
and my friend too
weird
i did it some time this week no issue
weird
but rn did 3 times and we cant get past the door
try restarting the heis5
How
sarcasm
Hello guys, uhh im not the best gta player here but id like to play with yall sometime. I need more friends to play with...if thats ok with yall.
Alt
He's funny.
Hilarious
You find he's often the butt of all his friend's jokes?
True... Mer does get it a little worse.
Would make a decent would you rather, that.
Definitely
hi
hi
can anyone help me out on Gta 5 online?
HEY
@copper sinew help
Hey
HI
U ok
No I'm high as a fucking kite
Oh
I think I had a flapjack and it was too sweet
I'm high off insane runs 
Damn
We can both be high
flapjacks are top tier biscuits
I agree
I fucking love them
But yk what I don't love?
Peas
Hate them
i hate to be disrespectful, but if you are putting peas in your flapjack, you may be the victim of some recipe-based practical joke.
the older i get i start to hate them more
LMAO
I almost choked on the air
I didn't put them in the flapjack š
I just hate them in general
I could never
I've loved them since I was 11
i used to eat them alot cuz i was an athlete, ya know i had to get my greens in but once i stopped, i just grew away from it
Damnn
Damn that's tough
Indeed
pea
Hahahahah
Get pea-tsd
Oh
Dricus duplessis refference?
do you have microsoft store downloaded on your pc?
yes
sent you a code to use on the microstore on pc to use
for a free game
yw!
wolfenstein1?!

yhh the old blood
i already got it on steam
The face of a man who knows islam can take him
What's the best handling upgrade for the rogue?
I need something that isn't so twitchy
Thisš
Can you not insert images on here?
Dm me
š
yellow thirteen apple
I'm guessing the smooth upgrade for the rogue will make it not twitch every time I hit the yaw control
Shits caused me to clip 3 trees already
Purple monkey dishwasher
lampshade squirrel sandwich
Why is it not show the gif?
Simpsons did it
greg heffley didnt do it
Why is the gif not working
All I know is that if life hands you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
When the police dlc coming out ?
Sting is making an appearance? I've always wanted to stab him like the movie "dune"
Wattt?????
Lmao
What r you even saying
Bro u Def old enough to catch that joke
I ain't as Grey as you, but not far behind
bruh
Iām 15
Idk what that joke is
Oh nm. That checks out
lynch winchester
sure you are buddy
Not knowing who sting is would make me a happier person, tbh
hi
Although watching him die in dune brings me great joy
Because he's an arrogant asshat
Stewart Copeland tho... He's alright
Not particularly great... But he did do that album with les Claypool and it's a good time
I finally have the irl princess robot bubblegum body pillow.
It probably already can stand up vertically from all of the loads
?
It huge.
The pillow.
proof or fake
Smart move lol
I was immediately going to say I don't want to know the volume of your loads
oh nah i really hope the 2009 in the user isnt their birth year
how do i flip over a vehicle when im outside of it plz help
Man's is playing 4d chess
up n atomizer
i dont have it
Check memes and garbage.
ram a car into it
It's in the gun van rn I think
it's not working
oh my god
Sticky bomb but having ur organisation member inside it
That shit don't work on boats and submersibles tho
can anyone help me with flipping this car
Or use the alien ray gun
Or just return vehicle to storage and call it back
because the gunvan is across the map
Are u not listening?
just return to storage and re call it
Call it and tip it in vtol
cant, it's for a mission
just keep ramming it w a car
Honestly u have many skill issues
or a truck
man i just got the game recently š
Big mistake
why get gta 5 when gta 6 is out later this year
Wa wa wa wa it's John CEEEEENNNNNNAAAAAAAA
@deep warren what mission?
Because new doesn't equate to good
nightclub music equiptment settup
Just look at ac shadows
So that truck is flipped?
yes
It's a very polished turd. Still a turd.
Destroy it and u can do the mission again
Turd?
Not if it's a sale mission
no
Ac shadows
Why?
i had to drive all the way across the map in that slow ass shit
Never played it
still
neither
Probably don't want to lol
Don't u have some big truck?
I watched a few hours of gameplay. No thanks
I'll buy ghost of tsushima if I want to enjoy combat in Japan
@deep warren if I was on pc maybe I could have helped u
I don't enjoy singleplayer games
Or replay sekiro
Sounds like skill issue
Lol jp... I get it
Sounds like a personal preference
Why would you play singleplayer when u can lose ur mind playing ranked games š
Multiplayer more often than not is a shit show based on the broad spectrum of players
Yup
You get both dumbass noobs and far too meta players
And it kinda just makes it frustrating
When not doing sp, I prefer niche indie multiplayer stuff cuz you get a dedicated fan base that actually helps people get up to proper chops
Deep rock galactic is the shit
Not a a big indie games fan either
Most probably
I only play these 2 games
Fortnite and rocket league.
Drg kinda encourages skilled players to teach greenbeards
It's frustrating if you don't guide new players
Leads to everyone having a good time
At any level
Focus on gameplay first
Something that aaa doesn't give a shit about anymore
Fortnight looks like it would be fun initially, but if you don't know meta, the barrier for entry is insurmountable now
Rocket league still probably solid tho
Yeah the meta changes every 2-3months
Drg is co-op, so the dynamic is different
Besides in higher ranked if u don't have a good gaming system then you will lose almost every match possible
Especially if you are on console
You would be playing on 40 fps with guys on pc having over 200 fps and low constant ping
50/50 wall take won't be 50/50
It would be 90/10 to ur opponent
That 200 FPS is fake af and creating input lag on their end
It's frame gen and it's more of a hindrance in a game like that
Well I may have exaggerated
But they still getting way better fps than console players
Rocket league is all skills
No excuse
The FPS is honestly mostly irrelevant in online multiplayer, just because of ai generated frames
After like 90 fps...you aren't using raw power anymore
Maybe on the new new, you MIGHT be able to get 120... But most people are using that ai shit that is actually slowing their input
You actually are probably at an advantage because of the lag it creates at like 60 fps (your end fps)
i don't mind frame gen in single player stuff..... but on multiplayer.... it really is a disservice to yourself
(pc user probs.... but with some important information to you, as a console player)
I am not sure about that
Play on console and play on pc you will see the difference
when talking raw performance... yes
but a lot of people's framerates are based on ai generated frames nowadays
running games unoptimized is more harm than good... relying on ai to make the game look smoother.... but hindering input
input method is also a factor
meoow
the buttstuff that goes on in here (clutches pearls)
You're a femboy, doesn't count
Meow
:(((
i do NOT have an anime pfp
Neither do i
but did you previously?
no
i gotta wake up in like 5 hours to go make bougie cookware
(it legit IS really nice pans)
but i don't wanna
i like physics and metallurgy.. what they make is actually quite ingenious and high quality..... and they have strict guidelines on what can make it out of the factory.... but fuck morning shifts
Yedolph
Huh?
Yedolph yitler. Google it
My eyes donāt work what did he type
Anyone want to do criminal mastermind
Bro selling swastika tshirtz
Ye ye..m but I can't
dang why
I'll telepathically send the message to your genital warts and you can just read those
No 
HAHAHA
Type it in braille gng
Jerb.
Jerb?
I need to work my jerb so no one takes my jerb
Iām single and ready to mingle @modest wigeon
Abatucum
k
Rdr2 is so fuckin boring
Bet
It's a western.. and very story driven.
Gruesome when you can shoot limbs off folks, but otherwise fairly story mellow.
You really gotta get out of your way for some high strung high stakes action on the game, but it is there.
RDO is better
Are the GTA Public PC lobbies still bad?
No
They added anticheat and stuff
Most mod menus are obsolete
I gotta admit it's been a while since I've heard anyone complain about them.
Itās so fuckin slow and like simple yk
Like the only thing to do is ride your horse and shoot gang members
There's a time traveller...?
But again... Very story driven...
The game let's you replay story chapters like GTA too.. so you can replay your favourite scenes..
Cause that's really what it is, a ginormous interactive movie.
Even the travel dialogue, some people play fast and don't hear it all, some people play slow to hear it.
Havent seen one modder since they updated to enhanced.
PvP feels fair again haha
There's a collector in the story. He gets you to find all sorts of wall paintings across the world map.
If you do it, there's a secret scene... We still have no idea how he fits in 
He is actually a baby born after you start playing as marston
That's actually awesome.
I met the baby as Arthur.. depends when you complete the tasks.
š I guess so
Arthur was mad confused.
I love how most of the secondary stuff you can complete as John and there's always a little tid bit about how arthur began the quest
All except getting that stupid fish on the prison island
Cause John can't get on a boat without drowning first.
lmao i just looked at sum of da vids i had saved from 2020-21 and realized they were cringe asf š
anyways tho
hi @cunning void
If gta 6 has all this extra bs I aināt playing it gng
Rdr2 is too confusing I donāt wanna have to press 10 buttons to pull some kind of campfire out of my ass in the menu section
Im not buying either way
Ive beaten them all
If gta 6 is 177 aud then I'm not paying for that bs gng
I'm re-watching all the Fast And Furious movies and im just realising now on number 7 how many cars from GTA are inspired by fast and furious movies the Ramp car, insurgent (maybe) etc
Why
Cant be better than gta 5, theyre using fivem assets.
Okay Ryan šš»
What even is that
I hate fivem
Why
Bouncy titties and sex mods
Whatās wrong with that
Maybe youre not a man of morals
No I love them, my friend cheated on his girl with some random person in gta fivem and it couldve been a dude for all he knew
Where tf dud that come from?
They bought out fivem, search it up; and the leaks also include fivem assets
So u donāt like bouncing titties in gta 6 because ur friend cheated on his gf with Chris from Wyoming in gta 
Das kinda weird gng
š I just think fivem assets look weird and nothing like gta
Okay
Its odd
Uncanny
Rockstar does better gta titties than fivem
If itās anything like rdr2 I aināt playing that shit
Rdr2 is so fucking boring and confusing
Thats what theyre using in gta to create shit like tornados but its gonna feel like fivem and rdr2
Doesnt mean theyre not using assets
You are weird
Better start right now
Those assets are likely placeholder assets. As in the leaked footage there are assets from GTA 5 & RDR2 alike. Plus, the leaked footage was a developmental footage from 2018-2019. It isn't at all what the final game is gonna be like
Nah Im gonna light my joint leave me alone ;(
I hope so
Preach brother
Not really sure why you are judging the game from pre-alpha footage anyways
That's dumb as fuck
Im just nervous
Considering the game isn't even finished yet
Almost is
what time rn
The game would still slip into 2026 for all we know
Nahhh I dont think so, only for PC
If gta 6 has 2013 cars ported into it day one like the fuck ass zentorno or adder I aināt playing that shit 
gta6 news today?
Real
noooooooo
yeah
:) yeah
si si
Si compadre
also taing note a lot of fivem devs are gonna be hired or are hired
have you seen how good fivem maps are
how detailed or like they're scripting abilities
Es un el alma sabia, compadre
I was saying Im thankful for you being knowledgeable
ah
Ive played both
I had modded weapons because of modders in dl1 on the 360, on dl2 Ive yet to get a gun
I cant get it haha
same
i want to play dl2
Same I have such cool cosmetics in that game
but im too poor to afford it and also i have no money to buy extra
I wish I could get a gun
i only have essential
i have a gun i think
i dont remember
duubly should pay 25 bucks for my ps plus
š
a whole year for free

tbh im not surprised
if they make crossplay
but its hard
Would be cool
all consoles/systems are hard to crossplay
They removed holo twister ar from Fortnite
ive worked as a dev in some games and i know its really hard
i dont play fortnight...

Prolly play rocket league and fifa only
Cultured
i play dead island and zombie games overall
FIFA and rocket league are turbo ass
and parkour
and i dabble in some world of tanks...
although i dont anymor
i still hop on it once a year
yeah
Check out my message request to see some evolved dl2 parkour
Where is the gun van?
its spawns randomly
maybe this still works #š£āgta-weekly-news message
ur spotify is linked on your discord profile
Ohhhhh okay
mr ryanfortnitegamer
Bro i got scared
I made that when i was 12 okay š
you should still be scared
thats okay ryan
NAH STOPP
Bro š
its all gonna be okay ryan
Change that name on spotify if u rather ppl to stop calling u by your name
im just trying to be nice
Be nice in other way
Like stalk him thru his closet

WOAH
I leave for 2 minutes and this is what i come back too
Guys i think i found THE ONE š š„³
yeah its me ryan
Wa discord new look
It's still the same for me
š

Is there a live tonight?
.
Guys, I have question for ya all, where to buy all gta games, I have 5, 4, San andreas, and all of them is digital, not disc, is there any site that sells keys?
The remaining ones is: vice city, 3,
And, if the site sells all game add-on's
Like the ballad of gay tony,
Cheers
@granite mural did yeahzyyy get banned?
How to join the crew ?
?tagcrew
someone help me pls im broke
Hi
Ho
Yeah I have that in mind
But legally via website, there is nothing "illegal"
Everything is in the agreement
someone grabber 15% cayo pls im broke ash
HOLY FUCK the ps4 is so loud wtaf
Hey @frozen ocean, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#ālfg-info
dumbass aint noone helping me there
its dead
sybau u a bot
u a PAWN
U A PAWN
dont try to control me
u fucking bot
Have patience, you ain't gonna get help here
holy shits its the walmart
Indeed
?tag tggcrew
This is TGG's official crew: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/tggs_gorilla_gang/wall It's usually full though, so if you cannot join currently, you could try again in the future.
imagine talking back to a bot
in the big 25
that has to be one of the lamest responses of all time
No?
another one bites the dust
We need a pingu cult fr
No
Rip the guy ngl
Crying day again
No gta 6 today rdr 2 post incoming
Gta 6 coming out in next 2 years dont worry

First rdr 2 60fps update on console
No penquin cult!
No pequin cult!
No penquin cult!
not a cult ive been penguin for months
Get freaky fr
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With
actually i am build a muscle car garage
then i come to know that the car i need is removed from game
i need help with the scyter deviant muscle car
Go to #šāgta-discussion
i anyone has it i would like to buy'

Whatās a penguin
Skibidi dop dop yes yes
Average app list of the 10 yo nowadays
Show your discord screen time
more like 6-16
Montre le
Nah, if itās 16 it should be full of vape dealers
What are you doing on chrome for 50 minutes a day
I would believe this actually
I'm a chronic discord user
yes
Was for school
I had my word document open on my phone to study in the train

Here I fell asleep with yt open
Digital wellbeing
nothing
U sure?
Show search history

Bro search history: how gorilas live
He deleted everything bad fr
Context for the bottom one btw

Iāll be passed out with some fuckin comic explained video going at like 3 am
"Giant horse .... weights almost 11 pounds"
Nothing in my history
Invisible unicode??? What were you doing??????
My work is right next to the fire station and who the hell has the nerve to be on fire at 9 in the morning
Doing a little trolling in chat
?
what even is this cryptic message
You don't get it?!
i've spent 5 minutes trying to
?
Here's another representation
Me cuz im hot asf
this is clearly beyond my intelligence
It's loss
I'm not THAT much of a gooner
Lmfao
Ayo???
Why is the bomb on rope
ask ai not me
Bruh

Ai dumb
monkey sad ai story
im sure this is some sort of reference to my gif
however i have no idea where the gif came from and just found it funny
It's the (female) protagonist of ZZZ
Hahahahahah
what is blud laughing at
thank you for sharing your wisdom
Idk
probably at himself
a rat never falls for the same trap twice
yet this guys brain is probably worse than a rat's brain
lmaoo
Bruh trump the best
Here solve this
why are you trying to make this political out of a sudden
if it was me, mods would be up my ass already
warnings left right and centre 
Yes
wanted
i bribe duub its okay
5000$ bounty fr
10000
imagine bribing an officer of the law
that's a felony
how old are you?
Yeae
@granite mural take care of his diapers please
I don t know spealing

Im from europe ok
See you in a year

now ban yourself
he knows a little too much about cars
Iāll ban you first
im unbannable
Lets try
duub tried!!
let nick try
Iāll see with a mute first
pino definitely didn't "bribe" duub
i dont see pino talking all out of a sudden
whats the duration of the mute
How odd
1 min
if its anything above 7 days I'm
Nothing serious
cutting my tongue out for a minute is wild
And also great for the peace and quiet
piece
how does it even recorrect peace
if its spelled peace
I clicked the āsā
noob
I have big hands alr?
Andre the giant hands
Not that big
ok
But they come close
Im Dutch so weāre quite big
tall not big
Yea but I have a brain
Tall and big
cool
Imagine being big in general
tall and lanky for me 
Big hands and feet follow when you become tall
depends how you look at it
Imagine needing a step stool to reach the sink
may be a curse to him
and a bless to him in dating
Being tall?

yes and with big hands
Itās fun. Until you hit your head
hope the subways aren't too short
Nah, our trains are massive
genuinely feels like a bus
The ban hammer?
Itās a subway car
LOW TAPER
maybe
always hated the green seats we've got
oh ok
Also a Rotterdam metro user?
public transport here sucks
schiedam 
except in like the capitol
Dutch public transport is as great as you can expect it to be
our source of public transport is honestly just buses
yeah, i barely go with public transport tho
I only have line E

its cheaper though
I use it daily
Meanwhile my country
Studentenov!!!
and lester goes with it if you admire lester
my job is a 2 min walk from my home
And trams 3,4,19,34 and bus 30
i dont know what to expect
On time, good frequencies
lucky
what do you do for a living
Just reliable transit that gets you to places where you need to be fast
the only public transport i've used consistently was when i was in singapore
quite fast
Horid
i keep eyes on kids that stock shelfs in a supermarket 
Trains in Belgium look like they were made by Jozef Stalin
another word for supervising?
well
i mean i still stock shelfs as well but yeah i suppose
Yup
Ah or jumbo?
plus
š
dont underestimate the paycheck 
jumbo... M4A3E2 SHERMAN
well, i specialize in walking a km to a location in a day and return to my accommodation
@gloomy warren do you also hate those idiots who go and sit next to you on the metro?
When thereās still other seats in the train
introvert mindset ngl
when i go with public transport it's usually to go out with friends so i've never really experienced that scenario
though it would piss me off if there'd obviously be more open seats
Talking in a train is a big no no here
depends tbh
if there's a crackhead then nah
Happens to me all the time
Not here. You only talk if itās a friend
i guess so
People can legit loose their shit over randoms sitting next to them
Most annoying one tho are those fuckers who stop in the middle of a the platform to check their map or get their OV-card out
unreasonable crash out id say
Iāve seen that happen
lol

taxis nowadays are scammer ngl
š
Be honest, you wanna punch that person as hard as you possibly can
Like, just move to the fucking side
i tend to stay away from social interactions of any kind with people i don't know 
Same, but those fuckers I do curse at
Silently
I never use them
Bike, car and public transport for me
And with public transport I mean the stuff on rails, not the bus
Nuh uh im unbannable
gets banned
says who
someone grab for me pls cayo its been 7 hours im tryna find someone
I would but my ps5 is not ready yet
wym not ready š
wake his ass up
I have it but I got no room for it
šš js make room
And I don't have any cables I use them for my ps4
u can put the ps4 cables in ps5
js put it in there for 7 mins
cause thats how long the heist usually takes
lol
Go to lfg brah
There are lfg channels for a reason
i have been looking in there for 7 hours
no body
If u got friends on ps5 then ask em

Your my friend
no fuck off

Itās not an option you are my friend itās compulsory and that rude telling me to fuck off
Smash
How old is TGg
That cat is cute
SMASH
Whatās his real age
Iāll smash you
Like 25
Haha funny
He just look good for his age
Iām not trying to be funny
If I was I would of said 60 or something like that
Iāll smash you both





