#💬┃gorilla-chat
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@void garden Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
This is a ban speedrun btw
I'm tryna get banned
You might not get banned if you say that
But mods ain't here for some reason
Gotta give em the reverse psychology
Nah I don't wanna stay here
Ask to not be banned
the fuck yall doin in here
I don't think you understand
Oh I thought you meant something else mb
I didn't lol
He's being racist
that's my job
No he's being racist
Not a Doctor of Racism

cause then they couldn't overwhelm you on deadlines
istg school and work Pc and electronic techs are anything but Techs
we don't have deadlines im in IT and our software for PCs is not updated with the PCs we reimaged today
guh
god give this man enough patience for the day
i have patience but im bored and i leave work in like 3 minutes
gotta complain about something
fuck it im leaving early (im literally the only one here i could've left 15 minutes ago and no one would've stopped me)
tidy up, and leave, by the time you've left the restroom it'll be time.
Nothing to tidy up
You know we be shittin on company time
hygiene standards these days
what can you do?
I’m gettin paid for it so why not
I'm supposed to wash up to my elbows right?
Just passed a tweaker pissin on the side of the road
car
i fucking hate this
and this aswell

piss on him
chat should in buy gta+ tomorrow or get a shark card 🤑
neither
Get a life
Its free
And better choice
✏️
he wants it
i DONT have a life
Hiii
i have money tomorrow. it needs to be gone
Except i dont play gta
🌜
give it to me
Hench?
Bro you can’t be serious

hes submitting to me
'
“Do I get fucked by cockstar from behind or from the front”
i just wanna buy some shit
I'm poor
I'm poorer
why not both

i dont have one
Than doing the same amount of time in a game
So you’re reinforcing my point
Less worth it
why does he have 3 y why not just go with 1 y
hes unique
Spend responsibly ❤️
i cant legally work at like a place,
and i cant really make a business too good because where i am
just work illegally
True
Type shit
does anyone here have repo
huh
nah, lemme wait like a year
@lusty atlas knows all about being illegal
Slop game
speak english hog
oh yes
merica's laws are goin downhill back to the early 20th century
its a game called repo
oh like skibidi fart simulator?
i do but dont have any friend to play with 😦
He also likes em illegal don't you piggy
let me be your friend
You live in the us and are making excuses for not being able to earn
Are you serious
not illegal, just... smaller (51kg)
man im goddamn 14
patrick diddison
are you 51kg
You know what's weird.. how a bill or a coin, increases in value with time...
I'm 51
HHO
tamado is
You know what else is weird? Chat
dont think a tomato weights 51kg mate
i was just thinking about that
nor any place to sell
Corn created the us efonomy

Bro corn grows out the fuckin ground
ngl, political time
It doesn't though, because the face value doesn't change and inflation drives purchasing power down
merica sucks
a big tomato
errr wrong
True

America isn’t that bad
canada is good
what cant ya do in usa
MURICA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅
right nox
it sucks for a trans person living in it, or just any person
america is great tbf
move to canada
Import kekw
I might move to the states
be trans, have a good working wage. live.
but like.. a prestine coin from 1800.. it's a like a penny, but it's worth a lot more.
tbf is not american
I'd say being trans in almost any country is hard
yeah but
you can do all of those
oh in that sense yeah, i have some rare ones
america is a bit worse than in most western countries, a bit
Bro you just said you’re 14 you can’t experience this yet
So how do you know
tbh i dont even know where im originated from i just found myself on a cruise ship one day
fucker ever heard of the
INTERNET
you goddamn bafoon
Dis guy
but technically. you could go get pristine coins at the bank whenever. and just preserve them..
People when they find out who they want out to be:
i fucking hate you
It really depends on the mintage
youre gonna call what i assume to be a grown ass man a bafoon cause you read some things about us economy once
Bunny are you trans at 14
👅
man, if i see like. hundreds of people saying like
the minimum wage sucks
than im pretty sure
Sheep
the minimum wage fucking sucks
peekaboo i have a gun and 15- life for shooting people
😭
pursue further education
You aren’t the one experiencing it
numismatics as a hobby didn't really become a big thing until the 20th century, therefore many people wouldn't have thought to preserve coins, as they released, prior to the war
i want to be inside you
no minimum wage then
will be in 2 years,
Yeah yeah off you go buddy
bro forgot the gif
I will protect you, my son
in my opinion, taxation for people under 18+ for their wage should just, not exist
It's 4 am ok
You can’t complain when you’re living with a roof above your head and able to argue about your economy in a gta v discord server
I don't feel like scrolling through my gif list
i can put you to sleep

Seriously
gambling should be mandatory for all minors
my vpn is trolling itself
True
oof how?
I asked it to put my virtual location on australia
dude wants to be meeee
It turned upside down
and now it's giving me upgrade prices in aud
it doesnt in the usa
theres like 6 fuckin crisis'es exist in merica
W
Name 3
lemme actually see if it's cheaper
are you even in america
*crises
cause then they'd kinda shoot themselves in the foot there
thanks
i am
economic instability
i ain't getting political today
ok then name 6
the housing crisis
“Economic instability” you fucking bum
Hey atleast you got the highest defense budget 🇺🇸 🦅 🔥
the aura sigma skibidi crisis
are you british
Please get strike by lightning
You’re debating with an economics graduate please elaborate “economic instability”
woohoo. i love having a fucking military able to wipe out a small country in a day while fucking having a like, .50 cents per meal for schools
No
bo oh water

you seem honestly really fucking horridto be honest
You’re complaining about things that don’t affect you bro
Upside: abrams
so ima just not complain
woah wee
will, and ARE
canadian
make a baloney sandwich
are you have pmr 💔
guys where is will.i.am.not
How is economic instability affecting a 14 year old in rural America
plus america has threatened anexing their allies
where from you ARE
Exactly
which ones and when
IVE TOLD
Fucking bum
YoU
not me
canada anxd denmark.
meanie
and recently within the last year
Idoot
you're gonna make me cry
when did the usa threaten to annex denmark
waaaaaaaaa
Good
They did not threaten the european part, but greenland
Bunny wtf are you saying
try saying that
okay children let's stop the politics
As interesting as all this Political discussion is...
greenland is independent btw
yes mother
@lavish flame @tawny arrow @deep warren
danke
What
Don't listen to this poopy head
Wypierdalaj
continue in dms for all I care, just not here
#politics when
yes mother.
OBEY
im a guy
yes father
OBEY YOUR KING
, Trump is a alien and Beyond the ice wall there is 4 other continents and a secret societies hidden from us and are way more advanced
lies
ITS CHEAPER
I AGREE
Said king is a mod for a YouTuber in a discord server
this is why we are better
Why can’t we debate political and economical views
the gay birds are spying on us
Or problems that are affecting our friend here
Wrong meme
everything past the alien bit is true
why arent we discussing the socio economic state of the world
cause this isn't the place for it lol
they're putting chemicals in the water that make the frogs gay
Btw Celebrities eat gold because it contains “immortality particles” that interact with their cells, slowing aging and enhancing their aura—an ancient secret passed down by elite alchemists.
Brooooooooo
didnt get the reference 💔
if you want to do that, take it to dm's
which one
hip hop, your meme is top, let it be mine
Give this guy a gun
i know where two derelict kombi's are
i could genuinely recreate that video
No you need a tin foil hat 5G and the goverment are brainwashing you
I have broken free
remember ur free will guys
They can't brainwash me when I don't have one 
go do a backlfip
exactly
Do you think 5g towers emit evil rays
Do you think the government controls inflation
microwaves althrwsdy do
I'm hrartbrokn you don't remember
Yes also Grey aliens are actually hyper-evolved humans from a dystopian future where emotions and individuality have been genetically removed. They travel back in time not to study us—but to harvest our genetic material in a desperate attempt to restore what they lost.
you never told me
That’s what they’re for
the jews control the weather and invest in the rain company
and then make money cause they run the government
Guess
Canada
pakistan
Planes drop chemicals to increase chances and frequency of rain
Kazakhstan
The DPRK
Get filtered kid
Wow all wrong
cool caps lock
france
The moon is actually an ancient, abandoned spaceship, and NASA faked the moon landing not to hide the truth—but because they accidentally woke something up.
germany
lebanon
poland
ussr
Freakbob
indonesia
Source trust me bro
?
ur so bad at this 💔
Germany
Regarding polictial chatting: There are some people who are willing to have a logical conversation about politics and economy's. However, we also have a lot of people here who aren't capable of that. Therefore, if you want to discuss political stuff, please do so in dm's to avoid drama in this server. Kind regards, - the staff team
were guessing countires
the one with the flag
from asia ?
Which continent
Birds aren’t just government spies—they’re time-traveling drones sent by future humans to make sure history stays on track.
Only red can guess
Traveling in a fried out kombi
The ones that are incapable shouldn’t have a say
Australia?
psst red and white
If I can get my hands on them somehow (cause they've been sitting there for years) perhaps I'll restore one
polictial
Malta
po lic ti al
it's 11 here
ur so bad at this @gentle bridge
lemme change it
hungary
Why do we have rules against economical debates
because
cause this isn't the place for it
people like us
Didn’t ask you lower rank
tgg gta online server
Cause in servers like this it usually devolves from debate to just attacking character
tamado can i have a hint
Oh come on, gorilla chat is the perfect place to discuss economic issues
It has red
it always does, that's why i hate debating
keep on finding pleasure on being online longer than someone else
Coping
also nice car. i approve
in the name or the flag?
color maybe
@gentle bridge actually bigger hint ni3ks country was big poopy head to mine
AAAAAAAA
indonesia
lmao

pino heyyy
hii
✅
the usa was?
The facility is the best way to make money prove me wrong
meanie
how are you @gentle bridge
So we brought back politics into gorilla chat
if it was me i'd be having a warning rn 
im awesome how are you?
Don’t get me started bro
there's a difference between history and political chatter
also im adding you and you cant stop me
oooh moderator
The facility is the best way to make money prove me wrong
this BAFOON is interrupting my tea time
im good, kinda nervous for tomorrow, gonna get my wisdom teeth removed via a dental surgeon

Chatter is different from debate either way
next staff to chat gets car pick
meg is dating a chicken called nugget
without glitching? its ass
im hopeful that you are just joking
oh fun, keep them for the tooth fairy 
Yeah I’m with glitching
its 2025 man
just put a rope around it, attach it to a car and speed off
NO glitch talk here
With glitching it’s the fastest way to make millions
Making comments about political and macroeconomic situations is different to arguing about fiscal policies the government should include
and you won a new cat picture
WE DO NOT
COMMUNE ABOUT
fuck your stupid ass glitches
THE GLIT OF CHING
ofc you gotta involve cars huh
it's a great idea
it is, tho i'd rather take the sedatives
if you attach it to a fiat 500 it's not gonna work, cause that won't go over 5kph
but attach it to a lambo...
I disagree because if it’s stupid I would’ve not gotten the raiju in less than an hour with just 6 runs
i wanna suck on salted sunflower seed shells until my lips swell
that tooth will fly out right away
pino i added you, you better accept it
didnt i have you added ages ago
Are you Slavic perchance
I LOVE FIAT 500s
Raiju overrated as hell
ok
redagast i sent you a cat picture
I want the 1968 model
I have 1000003838 viruses
Slop jet
i feel betrayed tbh
It’s clean but quite feminine
nah Chromosome problem or sum
kidding, hope you get your dream car one day
we all get cat pictures
💔
@gentle bridge
nono i thought we had a special bond here
oh. sowwy
you still much cool
sending this to my husband when he doesn't eat his veggies
im waiting

?afk sleeping, go bother @gentle bridge
@swift umbra I set your AFK: sleeping, go bother @gentle bridge
danke 
i'll make sure to race it around the nurburgring a couple times
Ni3k_070 (Car Nerd) is AFK: sleeping, go bother @gentle bridge - a few seconds ago
lol
wow okau
Ni3k_070 (Car Nerd) is AFK: sleeping, go bother @gentle bridge - a few seconds ago
STIXZ
wdym here dawg 
you're actually alive
redagast
yup ahah
I keep forgetting I have this app
on the play station
the second I wanna leave this man wakes up
Good
now josh as well
I've been pretty great man, lifes been busy asf tho. How about you?
I'm actually goin offline, I just had to say good lol
is this a 2023 reunion lads?
perchance
Dont bring 2023 mods
same, but ive been perpetually bored since graduation lol
wow
i have no idea because i wasn't here then
ill check rn
Ah you graduated? Good job man
Hooray!
how
thanks 
Actually yea pretty much
i joined last year
I've luckily got my guitars to keep me occupied
Hey stixz how u been 
lies
played free bird yet?
I've been good man, hbu?
trueee, i was gonna buy one but then they raised the price and i had to get a new phone
not exactly I've transitioned into some metal now
Ah fair enough
I been good
yessss
You've transitioned?! 
I know a few good cheap electrics now
yeah I used to mainly be into rock
which songs can you play?
quite a lot of Metallica
gimme some enter sandman
though i did get an electric drumkit
I've swore on my life never to play that song
the song lives rent free in my head
exactly
I still listen to some rock but it's mainly metal now
yeah that used to be me
ahah
I have an electric kit
Practiced so much I can play the first half of stairway to heaven
3 toms and a snare?
yeah
@edgy mango check dms rq
I can do the first bit of 'Brothers in Arms' from the dire straits on the drum
kick is either very loud or i am not hitting hard enough
same
I can play We Will Rock You on drums
Literally the drum kit at my old school 😭
Made me remember I've been slacking with this
I'm learning some Metallica on drums too
It's been so long since I've played
I really need to start practicing
Thing is, my hand eye coordination is particularly bad
I can only do so cause Brothers in arms is mainly on the guitar
yeah
Same
whats that?
yayyy thanks bestie @gloomy warren
coordinating your hand movement and eye tracking
you didn't get it
no i didnt
Legit the same case with me
explain

bro i miss the intended drum half the time
it means that I don't have it either
eatin some burger and fires
and the school kit is so quiet because of the mute pads Im trying to stay on time with the snare drum
literally my only goal when playing drums
post nut clarity
anyways now I really am going to bed
no
@edgy mango gimme a song to start practicing
?afk sleeping, go ping @gentle bridge (2nd attempt)
@swift umbra I set your AFK: sleeping, go ping @gentle bridge (2nd attempt)
yes
guten bye
Ni3k_070 (Car Nerd) is AFK: sleeping, go ping @gentle bridge (2nd attempt) - a few seconds ago
Hmmm
ride the lightning by Metallica
that's a lotta drumming but aighty
True lmao
I tried it on drums, I can barely hear the snare in the double time section so I have no clue what I'm doing 😭
my ass did only the kick on battery and it was SORE
fucking hell
if U want smth easier id suggest doing until it sleeps by Metallica
my only challenge with that song is not hitting the ride the hi hat as much
hm true
Pretty decent event week starting tomorrow folks, titan job paying double
will Cayo pay 72x
yabadabadoooo
never
never he will
I'm getting the "Rockstar Games Launcher Cancelled" error saying to close down the Rockstar Games Launcher before running this installer. I've literally deleted the launcher at this point. I don't think there even is a launcher running.
Yeah not there bro.
restart your pc
Most likely it
I'll test it out and let you know in a bit
Why do u think he won’t stream again

he died
bruh
what
wait ? fr??
nope
No actual way the new DLC is going on double money
That’s gonna be insane for getting money
So, just finished the titan mission... Accidentally crashed the fucking thing twice
1.5 mil for one is insane
How
Hopping between gun and piloting, jumped out of the pilot's seat instead of manning the guns by pressing F twice
Controls are so confusing on such a slow and massive thing
That’s why whenever I hop in the gun i steer clear of anything, the thing I found the most confusing is the guns have a ton of zoom but no range so you have to be practically right next to them
I thought it automatically enters an autopilot that goes in a circle, not a straight line
Missed the targets before I figured out what I was doing
Goes to show, I am very much a wheels person, not a wings person
Yeah Rockstar did a pretty terrible job explaining it tbh
Understandable I’ve really only just been getting back into aircraft
And as a low level I spent wayy too much time doing A Titan Of A Job and stealing Titans and flying them wherever
So I’m pretty used to the Titans slow and clunky controls
I never liked aircrafts to begin with
At best, I'd use a deluxo or helicopters
Planes are messy for no damn reason, always wobbling all over the place instead of just going in a straight line
And the constant need to adjust it from nosediving...
It’s to simulate wind and drag
3"
Tbh I prefer it, I hate when planes in games fly themselves, it feels so unnatural
I'd rather just drive
Like Farcry 5 is a great example I love it but the Aircraft are so controlable and don’t move it feels like ur just driving a flying car
i fucking hate setting up cayo
We all do dw
bet
Why you don’t like repeating the exact same missions for hours? What’s not to like
do y'all ever just search for a 15%'er for cayo
Nah always do it solo
No, I am always the 15%'er

Even when I host
If I wanted to do a coop heist Ill play Diamond Casino

Guess I should've stayed quiet
:3 :3 ;3 ;3 ;3 :3
i am casting my spell to drag you into this
you will get 40%
That'd be a waste on me tbf
Yeah, why else do you think I give myself 15 on my own heists 
20% and daily car pictures
Scrap the daily pics
It’s funny bc I literally am in broke rich limbo
okay
Always
stfu mutt no one likes you
So uhhh

I can do with 15%
dw
thanks.
For some reason I thought u were talking to me till I remembered there’s literally a character that calls u named Mutt
Lmfao
LOL
i fuckin dont care my acid supplies delivered. just make shit
I own like every property and business in game and a ton of expensive cars but I’m always broke (def not bc I wasted it all on cars)
Wish he’d call me when Im out of supplies yk that’d actually be nice to know
yeah
i ong gotta save for the sparrow
Def
Unironically it’s probably my favorite vehicle in the game
At least for grinding and PvP
(On the rare chance I actually do PvP lmao)
You don't got that thing yet?
i dont
I literally own a yacht in GTA and still my biggest regret of a purchase has gotta be the Bail Enforcement Office
i just got into the intermediate stage
Damn
Tryna help each other sell supplies ?
Too many Caps buddy 
Hey @zinc owl, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#☝lfg-info
Sure
Also you get a special pass
Mods are gonna get mad
:3
Sick audi
Not sure if I have anything to sell but Ill help
Thx
I'll help u resupp
Being: you need a pass in order to ping me 
okay, i'll just dm you if you wish
Ur good I buy supplies

Add my GT: XIV831

i now grind for supply shit
I'll open em rq btw
ngl if i really want to i can just, glitch the disruption shit
okay
There
Glitch talk?? 


I sent you a very important dm
@zinc owl are you on old gen?
I am
Is series s next gen ? I had one damn
Yeah
Hi fiends
yo
storm is here
Weewooweewoo
Not even a level 1 is this broke
what
U steal supplies instead of buying?
no, for the fucking cayo perico heist
Is there a music channel
no
U heard the lady
@stable relic
dudes who are 5'5 be like "i'll be there shortly" like yeah man we know
hobbit behaviour
🧢
@shrewd badge
Try it

What do you put in your cereal if you're out of ketchup
BBQ sauce obviously
blood of the damned
That's what I use as well
Uhhhh
@gentle bridge There
that's more than 24!!!
Fr
alphabet
hi welcome
Hi hi
Hi new im penguin
Hi Penguin, you can call me Sith
Don’t worry bro you’ll be a high level one day
Im redownloading gta v
I can grind out some fleece job with u if u want
Tf is that
A job involving this?
Fleece
los santos gotta be deadass the scariest place to live as an npc
why's the mcdonalds employee flashing a gun at me like a down syndrome patient
folks in the black plague lived longer
idk why dont you ask him
what's his name
brian
chat should i buy a property
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich are overrated imo
Its so hard to chew on it
i will not tolerate pb and j slander
And like it's not even that tasty and I dont get any energy from it whatsoever
😂
Hood
has anyone played the callisto protocol
Has anyone played the callisto protocol
Has anyone played the callisto protocol?
Please dont copy me
Please don't copy me.
racial slur
I also have the cmm role
What's that
the cmm role duh
Bro what does cmm stand for idk 😭😭😭
Criminal mastermind
Wow. This looks huge!
what i wish she'd say to me
Yup. Don't we all. 🤣
yoo i just got cayo in hard mode
Is that hard for you?
no...
this cant be
Ahh.
all it does is increase the payouts for the loot a little and reduce your lives from 1 to 0
aint that bad
if you're experienced enough, hard mode is no different to normal mode
Well I am new but I love Cayo.
I dunno. I tried a hard mode last night and it changed. I
I mean I passed, but there was some weird "body found" i couldn't figure out for like 10 min.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
That is why I am here. To meet people and hopefully get to know common friends for heists.
the only differences i know of are
elite challenge pays 100k instead of 50
4 hacks instead of 3 (2 hacks instead of 1 in the storage area going to the basement)
no lives
and a 10% increase in payout
i mean now i can prob begin blazin through settups cuzi got the sparrow
Wait for the cayo perico or your talking about something else?
yeah
Yeah this is strategy specific. The area with the main dock. There is a spot that usually I could just kill a guy and now at least in hard mode he was found. I am thinking about testing it in normal mode.
Which is better dr dre or cayo
also if you didn't know, starting the cayo heist right as pavel texts you saying it's ready will start it in hard mode
Cayo. Hands down.
Mmmm aii
cayo but in the time it takes to cooldown, you can get a dr dre done
Yup. But you have about 30-40 min to start for hard mode. After about 40 min it will default to normal.
That's so true😭😭
But at the same time I hate the cutscenes for doctor dre
48 minutes after pavel texts you
Especially at the end
I kind of got rich on Cayo. So.. plus I returned about two weeks ago after about a 2 year hiatus. Didn't know a lot of new stuff like the agency and even the auto shop till 2 weeks ago.
Like I can't even skip the song
they are straight ass after you've seen em like 10 or 20 times
RIGHT
the one in the studio 
i alt tab out of windowed borderless mode so it mutes the audio and i browse the internet or chat on discord while it's going
Like daily stash houses,g chache,and times runs are more fun then that at this point😭🙏
I actually love all three. Cayo, dre, union depository. I run at least one of each a day.
idek the last time i actually played gta
Is your heist set up?
been on r6 and the last of us
nah, just started a new one
Yo
Did you do the scope out?
I never did the heist for the apartments cause you always need people for them and finding randoms is so difficult
Ok. If you want help let me know. My UN is MeWantCookie. Also.. I am on enhanced, but technically I do have legacy installed.. kind of hoping to be able to uninstall it.
Same
same, im on legacy
You can still add me I think.
I hate that there's no cross platform on gta online
How many Cayo heists have you done?
2
Like it would have made it better
Omg! That is awesome. I love helping newbies.
oh nice
:3
2 i hosted, 3 in total
Well like I said. I got rich years ago on Cayo. Got about 100 million total from it.

The only thing I probably hate is aggressive approaches.
Ok well. Hate with Randoms. I would probably try it if I know the group.
Wsg chat
😭😭😭
What is wsg?
what's good
Oh. Thanks!
shut the fuck up
Investing?
probably a bank robbery idk
💀
or dealing drugs
is anyone else’s ls car meet race glitched I’ve been trying to go to the guy in the car meet and it’s not letting me race
Isn't 10k a little low?
Fair enough
Need a grabber asap
hihi
Grabber?
For cayo
I usually do solo or close friends. So not up with modern lingo.
I have access to ps4 and 5.
Duo? What approach?
Drainage
Not bad.

Let's see how it goes.
what you think what it could be
Anyone got a good daily grind routine for gta ?
Yeah
affiliate or somethin like that
Send it my way
What version u on
Ps5
It's spam. I personally reported it.
I'm on 4
It's also probably a scam.





