💬┃gorilla-chat

[lavish flame]

also knowing german is very good for a good future in switzerland

[jagged wraith]

Happened last night

[lavish flame]

i thought i was the only one

[tidal plank]

what did you do?

[jagged wraith]

Great hbu

[scenic jungle]

Hmm thats a bumer i had an offer from a friend but the place was too exposing i might have get caught in the act 🎬

[jagged wraith]

Told him sthu and he said ur going down with me 💀

[tidal plank]

had a terrible date

[jagged wraith]

Damn

[onyx wagon]

im on yourside

[tidal plank]

aint no way haha

[lavish flame]

we all are

[jagged wraith]

[lavish flame]

we need to take down duubs

[jagged wraith]

Btw chat this a joke dw

[onyx wagon]

fr fr

[elder light]

I'm on god's side ( you all are going to hell)

[jagged wraith]

Good

[tidal plank]

there's more fish in the sea

[lavish flame]

but my mute wasnt

[jagged wraith]

ur goin down with me

[near flower]

Need mod one guy is again try again to scam people

[plain inlet]

What happened after the date

[lavish musk]

They're all openly admitting they'd love to see that lmao

[near flower]

In doomsday chat on ps4

[elder light]

who

[plain inlet]

#📁〢support／report

[scenic jungle]

Hehee

[elder light]

dude mod said mod appeared

[jagged wraith]

I helped

[elder light]

wtf

[tidal plank]

she wanted to fight some of her old classmates

[jagged wraith]

💀

[naive pivot]

You can't marry yourself
The whole purpose of marriage is to spend the rest of ur life with another person

[plain inlet]

Why???

[tidal plank]

they hate each other ig?

idfk

didnt ask

[jagged wraith]

Yea @tidal plank

[tidal plank]

just ran

[scenic jungle]

Collage life is already stressful as it is so i let the fishes be, for some another season 😏

[plain inlet]

That Is such a random thing to do especially like after a date

[jagged wraith]

I hate @lavish musk

[tidal plank]

wise choice

[jagged wraith]

Nah

[elder light]

is it
i didn't know

[jagged wraith]

I don't

[elder light]

we got a woman here who married herself

[jagged wraith]

Alr

[tidal plank]

i was shocked

[jagged wraith]

I'm bored of yall

[elder light]

me too

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/manuka-mod-r1kk4-mod-r1kk4-manuka-gif-3317962249931337245

[tidal plank]

alr bye

[jagged wraith]

Not u

[tidal plank]

[jagged wraith]

Eww

[naive pivot]

Then what do you marry for?

[scenic jungle]

I had an assignment the other day and the deadline was 2 months didn't knew why it was that long till i sat down to do the work, man it was lengthy af

[tidal plank]

i dont wanna marry myself btw , i'm trying to get out of depression , not make it worse

[tidal plank]

good luck my friend

[near flower]

@lavish musk bro did you talk with me the previous day about my complaint about one guy

[near flower]

I made it the previous day the kid is back

[near flower]

It was @pure mountain This guy is scam and I put a complain about him the previous day

[lavish musk]

That's being discussed rn

[naive pivot]

@elder light I saw that
Pls marry me then

[tidal plank]

that's what 1 night stands are for @elder light LMAO

[elder light]

what did he do

[scenic jungle]

Bruh did the 2 month work in 3 days 😩 😪

[tidal plank]

why???

[elder light]

1 night stands are only for a night not a lifetime

[near flower]

He scame me when I did a bogdan for him

[elder light]

😭😭😭

[shrewd saffron]

Tickitytokxuy

[tidal plank]

you can do a 1 night stand every day?

[jagged wraith]

True

[lavish flame]

hello everyone 😀

[near flower]

Ok update me if he got ban or something else

[jagged wraith]

💀

[elder light]

dude do you know how much work it is go out everyday find someone
convince them

[scenic jungle]

I see so many of you have surpassed me

[elder light]

let them out the next morning

[tidal plank]

that's waht hookers are for

[naive pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-gooning-gooning-is-harmaful-never-goon-buff-minions-gif-16296780571266208197

[tidal plank]

are they not?

[elder light]

yeah if you like the grand canyon

[naive pivot]

I finna lose my virginity to one

[plain inlet]

Damn tha shi so deep 😔

[tidal plank]

what has the grand canyon to do with this?

[elder light]

everythin

[plain inlet]

What is this ai slop

[tidal plank]

yeah i'm not american so i dont rlly give a fuck lol

[naive pivot]

Sloppy toppy love it

[jagged wraith]

Lmao

[elder light]

I'm not too

[scenic jungle]

Im best at lurking

[onyx wagon]

i need help

[jagged wraith]

Lvl 85 now

[tidal plank]

good that you realise it

we all do

[naive pivot]

Grand canyon is big
Hookers's hole are pretty big i think so

[jagged wraith]

😭

[tidal plank]

well i'm not dumping my cum into the grand canyon am i?

[lusty atlas]

um what

did i just read

[lavish flame]

bro been lurking till the moment i pinged

[tidal plank]

LMAOO

[lavish musk]

[tidal plank]

pretend you didnt see that

[lavish flame]

how can he pretend

[lavish musk]

I'll get my ass back to GeoGuessr, thank you

[plain inlet]

I went to get water and came back to this, what co text did I miss 😭

[tidal plank]

he does so so often

[tidal plank]

good

[tidal plank]

not much

[naive pivot]

Can you not be so inappropriate?
What kind of words are u using?
"Cum"?

[elder light]

come

[lavish musk]

@tidal plank Pick 1 of these 3

[tidal plank]

holy shit this server's gone soft

[pulsar anvil]

Why are mfrs in this server so horny? 💀

[tidal plank]

1

[lavish musk]

Roger

[elder light]

do not exclude youself

yourself

[lavish flame]

fuck I'm jakein it again pls

[pulsar anvil]

I mean I don't post comments like these

[lusty atlas]

religious places

[elder light]

nvm I thought that I was replying to duub

[near patrol]

[pulsar anvil]

I keep certain things to myself

[naive pivot]

Ikr like take ur horniness somewhere else

[tidal plank]

you're mod again? thought you left

[near patrol]

I took a break

[lavish musk]

I got dropped in my own country with the Cuisines one lmao

[tidal plank]

glad you're back

[pulsar anvil]

If you're so horny, go to the hub, beat your shit, and you're done

[near patrol]

How have you been

[tidal plank]

ups and downs

wby?

[naive pivot]

I wouldn't advise that

[scenic jungle]

Always try my best for my friends

[tidal plank]

if you scroll up a bit you can read about my terrible date

[lavish flame]

lol

[pulsar anvil]

Nobody wants me

[lavish flame]

bro might just be a good private investigator atp

[naive pivot]

Wanna be my valentine?

[scenic jungle]

[near patrol]

Been somewhat busy with uni and shit but other than that, I'm good

[tidal plank]

nice to hear

[near patrol]

Lemme check lmao

[scenic jungle]

Somewhat there is no somewhat you always is in deep shit with uni

Atleast i am

[pure mountain]

yo don’t believe nun @near flower saying

cuz omm i aint scam nobody

[near patrol]

😭

[near patrol]

Oh yeah

[tidal plank]

still havent heard from her after that and it's already been like 4 hours or so

[pulsar anvil]

No

[near patrol]

Is she okay😭

[naive pivot]

Fuck off honestly

[near patrol]

Did she win

[tidal plank]

idk

[scenic jungle]

Hoes mad?

[tidal plank]

might hear that tmrw

[near patrol]

Unfortunate

[tidal plank]

i will keep you up to date

if i forget you can ping me

[near patrol]

Why does she even wanna fight

[near patrol]

Bet

[near flower]

Wtf??

[near flower]

Scamer alert ban the guy

Also I have proof for the guy so for the people who don't trust me I can show you

[tidal plank]

old classmates , didnt go into detail as i just went home after she said that

[near patrol]

That's mad

[tidal plank]

it was

it's even weirder cuz the night before she was all cutesy and stuff like she was actually into me

but then after the movie it was like she barely even knew me

weird af

[near patrol]

Tbf I wouldn't trust a girl like her

That gives mixed signals

[scenic jungle]

Fr

She giving feelings like you the backup

[naive pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-plo-bro-gif-15972864106743038997

[scenic jungle]

Okay i go now

Lurk out

[lusty atlas]

Lurk in

[jagged wraith]

Byee

[brazen inlet]

yo

[lavish flame]

Legends say that youll keep lurking until next ping

[near flower]

Can someone ban this kid @ xvyx5yl. For real annoying brat

[brazen inlet]

what did he do?

@near flower

[near flower]

Wait but in short he is scamer

[meager basalt]

Nice

Pachuri pachuri

[brazen inlet]

ohh alright

[brazen inlet]

if u want him to get banned u must open a ticket

[near flower]

I opened the previous day the told me there are going to look but until then am not going to stop until that 13 old cancer sel is not ban

[brazen inlet]

ok well i wish u luck and hope he gets banned

[near flower]

Thanks

[lusty atlas]

Open a ticket and have proof

Oh u did mb

[near flower]

Bro I already opened the mod Said the are looking it

[lusty atlas]

[tawny prairie]

yo how do i report someone

[lunar mica]

I hath been summoned

[tawny prairie]

this silver chariot dude

being racist

to my friend

and me

[lunar mica]

LOL

[small needle]

#📁〢support／report

Open a ticket

[lunar mica]

exposed

[near flower]

Aha sorry bro actually am not sorry Asian kid you and you friend are scammed who can't play a game and scaming people for no reason

[tawny prairie]

see!

[brazen inlet]

I saw all the chats your friend cant deny that he scammed him

[tawny prairie]

who just randomly calls someone out from their race??

[lunar mica]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-no-nope-wallace-wells-gif-4246009

shameful

[tawny prairie]

i didnt even scam you bro

i literally didnt do anything to you

and ur literally telling me to die and being racist

[near flower]

Protecting scamer that what you did bro

[tawny prairie]

like are you serious dude?

[cinder talon]

Ok tf is happening here

[near flower]

And I have all the proof

[tawny prairie]

why are you even being racist

[lunar mica]

kick him in the balls!

[tawny prairie]

what did i do

nothing

[cinder talon]

😭😭😭

[tawny prairie]

but it’s okay i reported your discord account for telling me to unalive myself

[brazen inlet]

Your friend blocked him after he asked him to pay silver chariot

[near flower]

This guys @tawny prairie and @xero are scaming people

For no reason

[lunar mica]

what is the scam?

[tawny prairie]

WHAT?

[near flower]

Bogdan

[tawny prairie]

when did i scam you

[near flower]

Look you dm

[tawny prairie]

he told me he left

cuz think about it

[brazen inlet]

nah he dint

[tawny prairie]

if he blocked him

he wouldn’t be able to send xyro messages right now

[brazen inlet]

he cant

he was sending messages but then he got blocked and suddenly couldn’t message anymore

[tawny prairie]

but yeah i don’t really care if he scammed him i care about him being racist

because thats just weird

[near flower]

Bro you friend is Lil bitch who is crying right now bro block me after I did everything for him

[tawny prairie]

yo chill out bro

YO!

[lunar mica]

bruh

[tawny prairie]

ban this dude!

what the hell man?

[lunar mica]

@tawny prairie

DUDE

you have the n word as your status

complaining about racism

[tawny prairie]

im blasian

[lunar mica]

both of you go to the corner and think about your actions

[lavish flame]

Both who

I just spawned

[lunar mica]

xeno and chariot

[lavish flame]

Ah

Well gl

Im out

[near flower]

Bro I send you all the evidence ???

[lavish flame]

he called matpat the freakin n-word ahh reply 💀 😭

[brazen inlet]

nah @tawny prairie you cannot be complaining about racism if ur bio is the n word

💀

crazy work

[tawny prairie]

bro

im black and asian dude

[near patrol]

Can yall chill out now?

[tawny prairie]

did you not see the message?

but ykw

im not gonna keep arguing

im outta here

[near patrol]

@near flower if you've been scammed by a user then open a report/scam ticket via #📁〢support／report

[lavish flame]

Yeah kick their ass

[near flower]

I open the same time the previous day

[lunar mica]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-pilgrim-wallace-wells-that-one-guy-watch-out-matthew-patel-gif-18062984

[near patrol]

Did you provide evidence for action to be taken?

[scenic jungle]

[meager basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/766349238941777931/1081303876424192050/image0.gif

[lusty atlas]

hello everyone

[brazen inlet]

he did

he sent it to me aswell

[brazen inlet]

hes also asking u to check ur dms

[lunar mica]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-patchouli-patchouli-knowledge-fumo-fumo-fumo-gif-10350995946798374469

[meager basalt]

Pachooli pachooli

[plain inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308354496493260831/1331507904800620574/unturned_tuxedo.gif

[tawny prairie]

what’s some fast cars i can buy

[shrewd saffron]

Ur mum

[torpid gorge]

@clear tiger tauriel!

[torpid gorge]

Karin snipe

[tawny prairie]

are you serious.

[shrewd saffron]

Chiron

[torpid gorge]

Why so serious

[shrewd saffron]

Deaduzz 💔💔

[tawny prairie]

😂

[torpid gorge]

JoBuilt hauler

[plain inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207128104284459029/1288456932730081300/20240319_142607.gif

[lunar mica]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-creature-creture-gif-21862021

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-gif-26137308

[high violet]

What is the fastest car in gta atm? No boosts only normal cars

[lusty atlas]

Se that’s cute

[crimson basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-fantastic-four-first-steps-f4-richie-the-bear-here's-the-thing-gif-10866717939802756885

[lavish flame]

I'm jakein it

[pure mountain]

im finning it

[lavish flame]

I'm jakein it, I'm jakein it, Oh so good

[elder light]

faggio

my all time fav

[brazen inlet]

hello paradox

[jagged wraith]

Do I play rdr more eventually

[elder light]

heyy

[brazen inlet]

i have bad news

[elder light]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-ma'am-tyler-owens-twisters-roger-that-ma'am-universal-pictures-gif-438976188606891942

what ;-;

[brazen inlet]

so basically you know how like I wasnt gonna do my accounting homework

[elder light]

you did it huh

[brazen inlet]

yes but

[elder light]

stay away from me

[brazen inlet]

you don’t understand

[elder light]

i do

you betrayed me

[brazen inlet]

it wasnt my fault

I got possessed

[naive pivot]

hey share me ur homework pls

[elder light]

sure

[brazen inlet]

nah too much effort

[naive pivot]

thanks

[naive pivot]

oink oink oink oink

[shrewd saffron]

1738

[shrewd saffron]

Is it lonely here now

After the passing of hench

LLH

🕊️

[lusty atlas]

yes

well its quieter

which isnt a bad thing

[brazen inlet]

yo

[torpid gorge]

Who is Hench?

@opal pebble

[brazen inlet]

wrong hench

[lost schooner]

hench got banned?

[copper sinew]

wait really?

[lavish flame]

🧐

[torpid gorge]

Who is hench

[shrewd saffron]

Yes

[lavish flame]

why did he get banned

[swift umbra]

point limit

[lavish flame]

tf that mean

[swift umbra]

think for a sec

it's two words

[lavish flame]

he had to many points

[swift umbra]

congrats

[lavish flame]

that unlucky thats how my grandpa died

can't have too many of them

[copper sinew]

#📜┃all-server-info < easy mode

[lavish flame]

wont bring my grandpa back now

too late for him

[lavish musk]

If he'd done that, he wouldn't have been banned

[swift umbra]

I'm gonna go one further than that

?tag r sense

[upper fractal]

moderators may mute/warn/ban for things that are clearly against common sense & Discord etiquette. Don't complain if you are removed for something that "wasn't explained clearly" in the rules when you are doing something you probably shouldn't be doing. Use your common sense and don't be a troll.

[swift umbra]

just 3 rows of text is all you gotta follow

[near patrol]

MOD CHAT

[swift umbra]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[near patrol]

And an imposter

[swift umbra]

who?

[near patrol]

Ub

Uh

@lavish musk I think

[lavish musk]

🤨

[near patrol]

[swift umbra]

[loud kiln]

My friend from work told me she was really sad that i ghosted her at work on sunday, and i brought her home from work, idk, why cant women just be like guys and be easy

[swift umbra]

cause then they wouldn't be called women?

[prime badge]

fr

[copper sinew]

Super Easy Mode

[loud kiln]

True

Women are meant to be annoying

Why cant i just be gay lmao

I dont like dudes

But they are way easier

[swift umbra]

Wouldn't go that far. But sometimes they are very annoying

but why didn't you reply?

busy?

[prime badge]

dude wtf

[loud kiln]

Nah, we worked the same Shift and i ignored her all day

[swift umbra]

why?

[lavish musk]

Would've helped a lot in maintaining your sanity

[lavish flame]

Hello

Crazy chat

[swift umbra]

Cause I'd also be mad tbh if someone ignored me and I didn't know the reason

[lavish flame]

Crazy

[lavish musk]

Don't you do that already though

[loud kiln]

She knows the reason

[swift umbra]

what did she do then?

did the date go south?

[loud kiln]

Ill tell in dms

Easier

[swift umbra]

sure

[loud kiln]

And i ndutch

[swift umbra]

even easier

[next saddle]

Rockstar game servers could not process this transaction

anyone know why

[gentle bridge]

They're on holiday today

[next saddle]

dawg

but fr why

[lusty atlas]

WOAH

WOAH

WOAH

spreading misinformation

@unreal echo chop his balls off

[gentle bridge]

Woah hey no

It's not misinformation becauseee

[lusty atlas]

Dw this mf never answers my pings

[gentle bridge]

Some rockstar employees might have taken their holiday leave

[gentle bridge]

sooo am i wrong?

[lusty atlas]

Yes

[next saddle]

dude

[lusty atlas]

Girl

[next saddle]

madam

[gentle bridge]

you're smelly and you're not getting any more pookie hugs until you apologise

[lusty atlas]

WHAT

you’re the one LYING

to our dear members

[next saddle]

so i cant fix it

[lusty atlas]

Restart your game

Use your brain

Turn your wifi on and off

Im sorry dear @gentle bridge ill never doubt you again

[gentle bridge]

Good

[gloomy warren]

hello red

[lusty atlas]

good girl

[simple marsh]

Hello

[gentle bridge]

Hello Jean Philippe

[gloomy warren]

no clue who that is

[lusty atlas]

have you changed idetities

[simple marsh]

Why can’t I join the vc

Any chould tell me?

[gentle bridge]

What

[swift umbra]

ban this man

right fucking now

[gentle bridge]

Fastest elimination in Hell's Kitchen history

Unfuckingbelievable

[gloomy warren]

ill ban you if you're not careful

[shrewd saffron]

Gordon you fucking doughnut

[gentle bridge]

fuck you say to me?

Say it to my face, go on

[shrewd saffron]

You

Fucking

Doughnut

Gordon.

[gentle bridge]

Get out.

[shrewd saffron]

Joking i love your lush blonde hair

[gentle bridge]

GET OUT

Yeah that's fuckin right

twat muncher

[naive pivot]

@gentle bridge I thought u were gordon
The real one

[gentle bridge]

I am.

[shrewd saffron]

How’s the heavy metal industry

[swift umbra]

red is using his new alias to swear tf out of everyone

[naive pivot]

You aren't
U are red

[gentle bridge]

Shush don't expose my excuse

[swift umbra]

just move to The Hague

Easiest excuse of the lot

here swearing is part of the dialect

[naive pivot]

Anyone here knows about Pi crypto currency?

[gentle bridge]

Remember I live in Australia

[swift umbra]

I forgot about that

the first word you fuckers learn is 'fucking'

[simple marsh]

Yo why can’t I join the vc

[shrewd saffron]

Hello

I’m a knob

[gentle bridge]

No it's cunt

[shrewd saffron]

Who can’t cook

And fell of

[simple marsh]

Wym

[gentle bridge]

You use chilli jam

[simple marsh]

Omg is that Gordon ramise

[shrewd saffron]

I also like fucking English children over their school meals

[shrewd saffron]

Ramsey

U knob head

[gentle bridge]

I interpreted this a completely different way for a second

[shrewd saffron]

Oh dear

No i like ruining their lives

By making the food taste like i got it from the gutters

[gentle bridge]

Yes I know that

[shrewd saffron]

But I’ll release an occasional cook book

So i still seem like a chef

No one buys it but it’s still “top seller”

In Waterstones

[lusty atlas]

youre too new

[gentle bridge]

Yet I'm running three shows at once and managing 15 restaurants.

[shrewd saffron]

You’re

[lusty atlas]

still wrote it propoerly

[shrewd saffron]

Somehow

[lusty atlas]

so that doesnt work

@gentle bridge mute him for life

[shrewd saffron]

No u wanker

I’ll cook for you

[swift umbra]

Halow

[shrewd saffron]

Herro

[swift umbra]

oh no

is that jamie olive oil?

[shrewd saffron]

What did you say?!

[swift umbra]

It's me

Uncle roger

refresh your discord

[shrewd saffron]

@gentle bridge get a load of this “TikTok” chef

[swift umbra]

uncle gordon is actually on my team

[shrewd saffron]

Can’t belive my eyes

[shrewd saffron]

I’m aware I’m a shit chef

[swift umbra]

good

[shrewd saffron]

And no one fucking likes me

[swift umbra]

now retire

[shrewd saffron]

I can’t i need to milk it till im dead

Where is nick degiovani

Prolly cooking sum on a live somewhere

[gentle bridge]

Hello Nephew Roger

[swift umbra]

Oh, Jamie Oliver, you say you'll keep churning out subpar dishes until you're six feet under? That's a culinary commitment even Gordon Ramsay would find half-baked. Your kitchen skills are so questionable, I suspect your secret ingredient is "despair" and your signature dish is "Culinary Catastrophe à la Mode." But fear not, for even in the afterlife, I'm sure there's a fast-food chain in need of a ghost chef to haunt their fryers.

[swift umbra]

ahem uncle gordon

I really liked your egg fried rice

[lavish flame]

daily reminder to gamble

[gentle bridge]

Thank you, now, do I get to retain my uncle status?

[swift umbra]

well

you did fuck up with the mee goreng

[shrewd saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-redsimon-gif-2466327314739829689

[simple marsh]

Lh

[swift umbra]

but then you clawed it back by hating jamie olive oil

so yes you are

[simple marsh]

Ohh

[gentle bridge]

Hooray

Now, today Uncle Roger will be showing me how to make mi goreng, because mine wasn't up to Asian standards apparently.

[swift umbra]

your mi goreng tasted like you'd been cooking with a blindfold and a broken wok.

[gentle bridge]

Wow.

[lunar mica]

opening this chat is like stepping into the twilight zone

[gentle bridge]

Show me how it's done, please.

[lunar mica]

why are you chefs now

[gentle bridge]

-# asian twat

[gentle bridge]

Yeah please shut up for a second

[swift umbra]

you wanna lose your uncle title nephew gordon?

[gentle bridge]

TWOCOVERSTABLE17, ONE SPAGHETTI, TWO RISOTTO

[swift umbra]

we all know that's the highest degree in cooking nowadays

[gentle bridge]

I'm not Nephew Gordon if I still have my uncle status

[lusty atlas]

Is this foreplay

[gentle bridge]

for you yeah

[lusty atlas]

OH

@swift umbra just ban me so I was never part of this

[swift umbra]

I'm 17

[lusty atlas]

Well

16 is legal in canada

[swift umbra]

that's the age of consent

if that isn't given, it isn't legal

https://tenor.com/view/law-and-order-gif-25488702

[shrewd saffron]

Just messed up scrambled egg

[lusty atlas]

Its given.

[swift umbra]

what a surprise

[swift umbra]

nuh uh

[lusty atlas]

I agree

[swift umbra]

anyways I'm out

gonna watch that mma match I've had on wait for an hour or so now cause of this cooking idiocy

[shrewd saffron]

Idiocy he says

[swift umbra]

jamie olive oil is involved

[shrewd saffron]

I’m not really even a chef

[swift umbra]

so that's the only correct term to describe it

[shrewd saffron]

Just a rich cunt

[swift umbra]

pretty much

?afk watching mma (and sleeping after

[upper fractal]

@swift umbra I set your AFK: watching mma (and sleeping after

[shrewd saffron]

With couple of knifes

?afk trying to make risotto

[jagged wraith]

?afk with @lavish musk

[upper fractal]

@jagged wraith I set your AFK: with @lavish musk

[gentle bridge]

Same

[upper fractal]

Ni3k_070 (Car Nerd) is AFK: watching mma (and sleeping after - 3 minutes ago

[sharp glen]

@gentle bridge one chicken burger please

[gentle bridge]

I'm not the wait staff

[sharp glen]

You are chef

Get me a burger

[gentle bridge]

You are a twat

Get out of my restaurant or sit at a table and wait for a fucking waiter

(I love this it's funny)

[sharp glen]

I want my BURGER

Give me a BURGER

A BURGER

[gentle bridge]

SECURITY!

[sharp glen]

No security here

I bribed them

[shrewd saffron]

im his waiter

…

what would you like sír

[sharp glen]

A BURGER!!!

A chicken BURGER!!!

[vale crescent]

Yo anybody wanna be friends and grind money ps5?

15-16

[shrewd saffron]

One Burger coming up sir

With a side?

[lusty atlas]

sorry i legally cannot associate with you

[shrewd saffron]

u want food

[sand abyss]

Why do I shake when I don’t drink alcohol?

[shrewd saffron]

It’s normal

Here

🍺

[shrewd saffron]

If it bothers u I recommend drinking so it stops

[pulsar anvil]

That's good. As long as it doesn't give you any homicidal urges, then it's 'kay

[sand abyss]

Alcohol does relieve my shakes I just want to know why I shake when I don’t drink alcohol

[torpid gorge]

I think you are like addicted so basically when u get addicted to like caffeine or tobacco alcohol those things your body kinda starts missing that so u get urges and those shakes

[naive pivot]

I ain't reading allat

[sand abyss]

I might have a drinking problem but I’m not an alcoholic

[frosty lotus]

Yeah it’s only a problem when you stop gambling

[sand abyss]

I lost 3000 dollars betting on the chiefs yesterday

[gloomy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[shrewd saffron]

Coulda spent that on beer

[naive pivot]

Who the hell bets on American football?

U deserve whatever happens to u

[shrewd saffron]

That’s prolly bs

[naive pivot]

Don't bs me

You can't bull shit a bull shitter

[shrewd saffron]

Nah what he said

Abt the 3m

3k*

[naive pivot]

Imagine losing 3k on betting

Like it couldn't be me

Never

I always know who is going to win

Who is going to lose

I never make mistakes

Imagine not knowing who is gonna win

Like what

You have a brain?

Use it

But nah ur brain only works during video games and sex related topics

[sand abyss]

The chiefs we’re supposed to win

[naive pivot]

U need to open ur mind

Connect with nature

[sand abyss]

Are you telling me to touch grass

[naive pivot]

Yeah

So maybe ur brain can work next time and u dont lose money on betting

You have to become an expert

Analyze

Research

For hours

U think this is a game?

No it's real life

Your future depends on it

[pulsar anvil]

I won't even bet 20$, let alone 3000$

[shrewd saffron]

Yes you delinquent

[naive pivot]

You have to become so good that u get tired of winning

Its not just a hobby

Its an obsession

[pulsar anvil]

Like gambling

[naive pivot]

Its for a happy future for ur kids

[shrewd saffron]

Like gooning

[naive pivot]

When they ask u
Dad how did u get so rich?
U tell them that u worked endless hours to make all that money

[pulsar anvil]

I'd rather spend that kind of money on clothes looking nice, as well as personal health products

Then to basically throw them away like that

[naive pivot]

What kind of money?

[pulsar anvil]

3000$

That's the type of shit I'd spend that kind of money on

[naive pivot]

That's bcz u don't have the winner mindset

U ain't a hustler

[pulsar anvil]

And maybe even a driver's license

[naive pivot]

U would rather spend 3k on clothes than to turn that 3k into 6k

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-chat-meme-cat-funny-gif-7200066067027204690

[naive pivot]

That's why u will stay broke forever

[pulsar anvil]

I never said I'm broke

[naive pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-belmar-sipping-the-johnnie-walker-in-the-war-room-by-myself-with-him-gif-7382521293058985757

[naive pivot]

If u aren't making a million then u are

[pulsar anvil]

And you are?

[shrewd saffron]

No way

[naive pivot]

Yes

[shrewd saffron]

Niche meme

[mellow pewter]

Depends on what clothes

[pulsar anvil]

Yeah right

[naive pivot]

Now buy my course
49.99$ only

[pulsar anvil]

Lol

But nah fr

I refuse to believe the guy who bet 3000$ by gambling doesn't have any disposable income

[naive pivot]

😭

[plain inlet]

how to be a millionaire course
$100 course
tells you to start selling courses for 100 dollars

[hazy ice]

Lmaoooo

[pulsar anvil]

Profit out of desperate people basically

[hazy ice]

Anyways guys

I’m selling how to be a millionaire course for only 99.99£

149.99 ——> 99.99

[naive pivot]

Andrew tate really hit the jackpot

[pulsar anvil]

Pretty much, yeah.

He's essentially the male equivalent of an OnlyFans model - make $$ out of sad and desperate losers

But he's not really the only one, let's be fair.

[naive pivot]

But didn't he started the selling courses trend?

[slate jasper]

that all first dose and last dose missions done

[true hatch]

Course sellers have been around long before him

[naive pivot]

Oh really?

[plain inlet]

Yeah but most don't really blow up as much as tate

Honestly Andrew himself he's like ehhh.... but dude his fans are like pure incels

[pulsar anvil]

He really blew up during the pandemic, circa 2021-2022

[naive pivot]

Tate is a sales genius that's why

[pulsar anvil]

Nowadays, he kinda fell out of public discourse

[plain inlet]

Whatever to his charges

Happened

?

[naive pivot]

Got dropped

[loud kiln]

@plain inlet Hi

[pulsar anvil]

I mean it doesn't take a genius to scam people out of their money

[naive pivot]

No but he knows how to sell

[pulsar anvil]

Really? I thought they were still ongoing

[pulsar anvil]

That's facts

[plain inlet]

Hi

His matrix thing is crazy

[loud kiln]

Hows u

[plain inlet]

Whats even more crazy is how many people bought into them

[naive pivot]

The case is dropped i think
But they are waiting for the court to provide evidence

[plain inlet]

Good wbu

[loud kiln]

Meh, been better, had worse

[pulsar anvil]

Anyways

[naive pivot]

So tell us

[loud kiln]

Lol

Idk if shes wasting my time or not

[naive pivot]

U didn't confront her?

[loud kiln]

Yeah we talked

[pulsar anvil]

Man, my fucking thighs fucking hurt

[naive pivot]

What happened then?

[naive pivot]

Why?

[pulsar anvil]

Leg day

[naive pivot]

Worth it

[surreal geode]

I saw a stray cat after work today and I went to pet her. She sat on my lap and dug her claw into my thigh 👍

[plain inlet]

@loud kiln hope this cheers you up!

[loud kiln]

Didnt confront her yet cuz i finally had a normal day of work without feeling like shit

[naive pivot]

Ok

[pulsar anvil]

Facts. Started going to the gym after procrastinating and delaying it for 2 goddamn years

[naive pivot]

I am in the same spot

[plain inlet]

I love leg day but trying to walk up and down stairs the day after 💀

[pulsar anvil]

My cat never did that. Although the little fuck, loved to bite me really hard and to scratch me

[pulsar anvil]

Ik what you mean

[plain inlet]

Happened so many times everytime I'm at school and there's a stray

[pulsar anvil]

I can barely sit or stand

[loud kiln]

Ill just ask her what she thinks about valentines, if its a no then its time to go

[plain inlet]

Feels like I'm a 90 year old grandma that needs assistance walking

[naive pivot]

Makes sense

[pulsar anvil]

I feel like i need a cane

[surreal geode]

Their cuteness makes up for it

[surreal geode]

The pain is temporary so

[pulsar anvil]

My cat, Rocky was really sweet and affectionate whenever he wasn't being a Lil dickhead

[surreal geode]

[pulsar anvil]

Shame he ran away from home

[plain inlet]

Even though it doesn't hurt that much I'm still very scared of cat scratches

[surreal geode]

Oh

Did he return?

[plain inlet]

Think I got scratched when I was very young

[pulsar anvil]

Nope.

[surreal geode]

They're nothing bad tbh

[surreal geode]

Oh that's sad

[loud kiln]

Is it weird that im terribly afraid of pet birds

[pulsar anvil]

Ik where he is

[loud kiln]

I cant be in a room with pet birds

[plain inlet]

They're not bad but because I got scratched when I was very young it makes me very afraid to pick up cats

[pulsar anvil]

He ran away to museum near to where I live

[surreal geode]

Oh

Damn

[plain inlet]

Hr wanted to see some art

Cat of class

[surreal geode]

I got scratched by a cat several times when I was young

[pulsar anvil]

But whenever I tried to bring him home, he'd run away when he saw me

[surreal geode]

😭

[surreal geode]

Damn that sucks

[naive pivot]

Yeah that's weird

[pulsar anvil]

Check pet flex

[loud kiln]

I hate birds

If they fly around a house, even in a crate

[pulsar anvil]

Although. I should add that he came to my house once, because he was chasing pigeons

[surreal geode]

😭

Does he have beef with pigeons

Or birds in general

[pulsar anvil]

Yeah. He even killed two, while he was still living with us

Even one rat

[surreal geode]

😭 yeah he hates em

[pulsar anvil]

I mean he is a cat

Cats love to hunt

[surreal geode]

True

[pulsar anvil]

Even when they're domesticated

Anyways

Idk about y'all

[surreal geode]

My brother has a love-hate relationship with cats

[pulsar anvil]

But I've always wanted a husky

They're such beautiful dog breed

[surreal geode]

I want a rabbit/bunny

[pulsar anvil]

Off topic, but imagine having a wolf

[surreal geode]

Or a big cat

[raw bolt]

Can you change cayo weapons?

[pulsar anvil]

Ain't nobody breaking into your house

[surreal geode]

Kinda wanna accidentally adopt a lion

[pulsar anvil]

Nah, wolves better

Not a furry btw

[surreal geode]

They'd be cool for sure

[pulsar anvil]

The closest thing to a wolf you can own is a wolf-dog

[plain inlet]

I love big cats but at the same time, if they see as prey

[surreal geode]

I think you can do preps for whichever weapon you want and on the invite menu/screen you can choose the weapons

[plain inlet]

It's joever

[surreal geode]

Yeah lmao

[surreal geode]

I'll get a pet when I'm able to

[pulsar anvil]

BTW did you guys know that wolves are much more friendly to human females than males?

[surreal geode]

Nope

[pulsar anvil]

It's true

Idk where i can post a video

[raw bolt]

Thanks

[sour kayak]

ass

[surreal geode]

So it's basically because women look less threatening than men

[uncut umbra]

Yooo anyone down for a gta car meet

Dm me if so

[pulsar anvil]

They are beautiful and majestic, and fluffy. I wanna pet them 😩

[lusty atlas]

@plain inlet

[river mirage]

Does anyone have an moc ps5 for black joggers glitch?

[opal grove]

Can u sell me your ps5

[river mirage]

Nai sala pan chod

[opal grove]

I can’t understand Vietnamese man

[river mirage]

Tu lulli singh

[pulsar anvil]

This is an English only server

[plain inlet]

What

[opal grove]

I cant speak Spanish ma guy

[tulip rampart]

How is everyone doing here today

[pulsar anvil]

Got a nightshift

Can't complain too much

[lusty atlas]

Excuse me that’s not a very nice greeting

[snow ledge]

💀 just buy one yourself cheaper than pc and better

[snow ledge]

I mean better cuz of the exclusives

[opal grove]

Give me one on loan

[snow ledge]

Forza horizon is coming

[opal grove]

Fh6?

[snow ledge]

I don’t want to sell it

[plain inlet]

Please dearly, stand in oncoming traffic.

[snow ledge]

5

[opal grove]

Me neither

[opal grove]

😔

[marsh ocean]

@plain inlet Good morning

[plain inlet]

Good morning

Rn

Taking a stroll tn

[marsh ocean]

Any purpose or simply enjoying nature?

[plain inlet]

Latter

[charred ice]

what happened to 321

[lusty atlas]

Thanks bb

[surreal onyx]

sorry i been quite latly

[viscid haven]

33gb of ram ussage on spiderman 2 is crazzzzzy ngl

[lusty atlas]

Wtf

[viscid haven]

15gb vram

lmao fr

[lusty atlas]

How is that possible

Show me your task manager

[viscid haven]

actually crazy

[lusty atlas]

How much other shit do u have open bro

[viscid haven]

oksy so checked my task mamanger spiderman is actually using 21

still alot tho ngl

then the rest is other shit

[lusty atlas]

That’s still insane

Mine uses 14 idle

+21 is more than 32

[viscid haven]

fr tho! why i go 64 gb these days

32 is the new norm

[viscid haven]

lmao fr

[lusty atlas]

I thought I was set with my 32gb

I feel for the people with 16

[viscid haven]

oh man some games are just crazy unoptimized ngl this port aint great just super unoptimized

[viscid haven]

lmao fr

when i was a teen 8 was the norm

[lusty atlas]

Omg I remember that

[viscid haven]

cant imagine the day im using 64gb lmao

[lusty atlas]

Back when that was the minimum and 16 was Pugh

32 was overkill

[lusty atlas]

Like next year

[viscid haven]

lmao fr! only the people with higher ends had 16

8 was what mostly everyone had

[viscid haven]

dontt

ill have to upgrade to 128

[lusty atlas]

When gta 6 comes out

[viscid haven]

lmao fr vram ussage 20gb for gta 6

[lusty atlas]

Oh

Is that confirmed like fr

[viscid haven]

noo aha no one knows that till it comes to pc

i reckon its gonna be crazy tho ngl

[lusty atlas]

Well I got 8😭

[viscid haven]

mann nvidia stingy with vram they gotta up there game

[lusty atlas]

I feel like it’ll be 12 recommended 8 minimum

[viscid haven]

im seeing alot of games push 12 these days

newer demamdiing games

then max settings like ragnarok are pushing 15 easy

[lusty atlas]

Even like beamng on high settings uses 8

[viscid haven]

spiderman rn is about 15gb and i dont even have it maxed

[lusty atlas]

Forza is also a lot

[viscid haven]

but is unoptimized

[viscid haven]

yhhh

[lusty atlas]

Yea like brand new to pc right

[viscid haven]

yep only 1 patch has come out so far theres a bunch of performance issues and graphical ones

but i couldnt wait

[plain inlet]

Piggy touch grass NOW

[viscid haven]

running fine for me so far

[tawdry sable]

Spectating for afk still works?

[lusty atlas]

Do you know how to read

[lusty atlas]

Well yes with your 20gb vram

Anything runs well

[viscid haven]

honestly regretting not going for the xtx which has 24 but im happy 20 is still alot

[lusty atlas]

Does snow count

[lusty atlas]

TRY 8

[viscid haven]

heyy i was on 8gb untill this pc!! alot of games i play would be maxing out the vram sadly

would make the game stutter and sometimes crash so id have to crank down settings

[lusty atlas]

Bottleneck:(

[viscid haven]

honestly screw nvidia lmao if you ever build a pc go amd!!

[lusty atlas]

All my friends are amd lol

Makes sense

[viscid haven]

better value

https://tenor.com/view/lisa-su-amd-ryzen9-zen2-ryzen-power-gif-14477035

[lusty atlas]

Once I move out and build my own I will

But first I needa graduate school

[balmy jay]

anyone willing to donate $1😔

[viscid haven]

for sure! easy peasy

[viscid haven]

in gta5? for sure

[modest wigeon]

Stop talking

Ok you can talk again

GOOD BOYY

[lusty atlas]

Bro talking to himself

[tawdry sable]

How do u afk

[lusty atlas]

You walk away from your keyboarf

[lusty atlas]

Autobots roll out

[viscid haven]

better angle

actually looks so much better then the original 2

turned of ray tracing to as theres some weird bugs so not even the best the game can look

[opal grove]

Yum

[left quail]

jirayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[tawny prairie]

𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓿𝓻𝓸

[earnest fractal]

Yo

[azure notch]

hi

[left quail]

how are you guys

[plain inlet]

Sleepy

[left quail]

how it feeling being a small blue femboi furry

[plain inlet]

I'm not a furry

A furry in this economy is crazy 🙏

[left quail]

this will help you

[plain inlet]

Ion like feet

[left quail]

you are no exception

[plain inlet]

??

Exception to what?

[earnest fractal]

Ok and u

[foggy finch]

just made bank off take two stocks

thank you tgg

[lusty atlas]

lies

[plain inlet]

How

[lusty atlas]

lies again

[plain inlet]

Feet are disgusting I'm sorry 🙏

I know you love feet

[lusty atlas]

you more

[plain inlet]

Ok pred

[lusty atlas]

HEY no

[plain inlet]

Mb

Groomer*

[lusty atlas]

much better

[plain inlet]

Bro is a alpha tester 🙏

[lusty atlas]

beta tester**

get it right pal

[plain inlet]

I bet you love the omegaverse

[lusty atlas]

the WHAT

what is that

[plain inlet]

You're an omega

In heat

Looking for an alpha

[lusty atlas]

can that be you

or can i be yours

[arctic ledge]

Do you guys play in a crew lobby? I’m new here

[lusty atlas]

nah crew is always full anyways

[arctic ledge]

Ok thanks

[modest wigeon]

Bark for me bro

[small needle]

Shut up bro 💔

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-andrew-tate-stfu-zubayer-gif-15921488736834368963

[small needle]

Sybau

[modest wigeon]

That’s not even inglis bro