#💬┃gorilla-chat
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don't think we've spoken before
Were you? 😭
I don't think we have lol
Still saying hi is a common form of greeting
Yes 😭
not in #🚔┃gta-discussion
You speak in mk2 language there
i don't even remember the last time anyone said hi in there
including myself
Yall speak there like its a business
No hi'a no bye's
Like a dealer and a customer

Glad i switched my roles
Them some people asking for advice then argue about it 😭
that also happens
There u see all smart forms of people
honestly that place is a zoo
and im all there for it
till i get a warning for being mean

Really?
wow
Its never enough being mean
this place is a zoo 
Oh shit i still have it
Yo nox
😭 wow
which is why i got the majority of ppl in here blocked 
(I added the role)
Oh 😭

Im being played

what if mods and normal people exchange roles for a day
utopia
We're all getting banned
ban wave
what if we all just started jakein it
So basically only 10 members and nearly 165k mods?
This implies that mods are not normal people
Exactly
they arn't
Are they disabled or something then?
no but they sure are
maybe I am
tbh I cant fucking read
You think its good idea leaving pig or mike with a mod role ?
whatever Im just gonna take the L on that and leave it up
I
I'm jakein it
yes
absolutely
Who lied to u
Absolutely not
i would be agreat mod
In another universe
ill ban you
That's why you aren't getting mod
wish i could be one
i havent applied in years
i feel bad for the competition
genuinely
In a universe where racism is allowed
whaaat
@near patrol when did u become 1
hes a new gen
Staff apps might open so you might become one
Right
What about me
What are my chances
Uh 2023
or i can apply and become admin within a few months
@near patrol

admain
Yeah sure
I know about it, yes
with ease
i love pigs 2 oinks
I'd like to see you try
Bro got opps already
what if desert helped me with mod apps like she helped T
What's surprising about that
@near patrol btw where is nerdy
thank you
No idea
this aint an election
Why did bro disappear
it si now
Well you won't get mod then
No clue tbh
what if
you didnt know
Probably life or personal stuff
Well you're making it obvious
what if I AM DESERT
What chances do i have 
Is he? 
who has a wooting60he here
Daily reminder to gamble
So your cake or ice cream?
What’s that
So came?
Cake*
gta 5 female characters are hot asf
Hello lgbtgg community
I'm jakein it rn
TMI
Taylor rigged it fs so im betting chiefs again
💯
I dmd u smelly
mamajit
Yo
wsg
🫣🫣
Do i remember
👂🤫
Im lowkey smart
maxdsss
@lusty atlas how are women this weird
my name is jadarr
Wait until she’s your girl she’s even weirder
Idk if that will happen
She doesnt make sense
Kiss
who even dates dutch pwople
I already did bruh
some dont
They fine ash
my girlfriend and I are long distance and she roleplays about that thing so good
Oh and your bank account going down much quicker
bro i know youd settlw for a gorlock
No cuh
That’s cute
sweae
One morning we kissing and the evening she doesnt know if she wants me or not
She def wants u
No
keep ur xhin up bro
ikr like she handled the whole thing on her own and let me do my thing
I ignored her all day at work, and now shes snapping me again, like how do women work
Wait until she starts asking to peg you
Gamble
bro they chasw you when u show no interest

all in on black
☦️
what if someone has this link
kink
who doesnt
Me personally no
duub lurking
I would rather not
I just got here 
Have u pegged sum one
☦️
Nah i need to look down to see her
If i keep my chin up i wont see her, would be peaceful tho
i get it u wanna brag about bwing 20 heinz bottles tall
Mf, shes 151cm
Im 193
so u are into yordles
i love my gf dude
No
Does that not feel illegal to u
Tf is a yordle
lol I’m playin
Shes older soo its fine
small being
Sounds like a good ol' 
Oh shit
Dwarf
yes
Mums
I have school
And i cba

duub is 16 did u know that
Impossible papi
Lmao
also has a 21 year old friend
Tf you mean 
@spare canyon
Like
i was also heartbroken for almost a year
then I found her
Oh 
Do u not have a life papi
I do lmao
How u manage
Well that’s nice to hear
hey duub so how's life at 16
911
what if I am just born
what?
how you 16 moderating a discord server go study or sum
Lmao the fact you believe it is the best 
It’s a joke Sherlock
@lavish musk
Then you're also not welcome
banning a newborn would be cruel
you never know with these discord mfs
@lavish musk
Like they even realize
I'm over 18 so 
yeah its true i was the one whi just gave birth to him
yeah he's obv like root of 25
get a job then
Already have
(and no it's not Discord moderating)
…no but I keep getting asked
jakein it rn
bro is a secret agent for Belgium

he spies on Australia through this server
thats good
at least
used to spy on Germany previously( since he's 100 years old)
Make up your mind about my age dummy
Lmao
jk you are the age of square root of 256
Idk what that equates to so i'm gonna disagree

16
lmao
Hmmm
5th gradw math btw
I always skipped math class, cbf
he's 16 what do you expect
I have a calculator
right dutxhie @loud kiln
tbh square root is the most common thing 😭
I never paid attention in math class anyways so

alright what's the differentiaton of e to the power x
"Guys rate my pfp"
Are you sure you ain't in 5th grade yourself 
hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
differentiation* spelling error

you got me

@lavish musk
Ehm anyways
Idc what it is lmao
do you really rhink i was serious when saying that?
No lmao
but you never know
mhm
Anyways
smd
tbh it's iota to the power -1
imagine
Imagine what
playing gta
If
I'm playing with myself rn
@lavish musk play GTA
I'm already doing that
Now stop harassing me 

maybe he wants to play with himself leave him alone
BY himself
head to toe all around all over jakein it
Mmm
You have his name and his emoji name
I don’t remember who you were

MaMajjt135, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz were my two most used names
Guess I don’t remember you then
His name? This was always my name
Mamajjt
We were mod together
Coming from someone who claims he was never a mod 
nun of yall remember me so when its time to play I do it with myself but thats alr 😔
who are you again?
alphabet
501yy but I was called sum else along time ago now I just let it be cuz its all just gone but true pain comes from memories
turn around
turn around
Okay
Starts jakein it
Is there any way I can swap my gender? Without losing my acc,idc if I lose cars or money I just don't wanna lose my account
Play with me pls
you can't
only if you make a new character

😞
I don't advice changing things that are natural
don't tell that to british people who fix their teeth

I love British people
Same thing innit
Mums bruv
😘😘
are you indian?
Russian
I forgot and I need to know to make an appropriate joke
tell me it
Foil me around ur arms
holy shit
its like u are my intrusive thoufhts @naive pivot
it
sybau
If I were you I would say it to that girl u were asking about
I was mod??
@prime badge talk to her
Im actually cooked
apparently were
talk tuah
yes i will tomorrow bro
probably
@prime badge she wants to kiss and stay as friends, how does that work
fuck me in the ass thats how it works
it doesnt
if i were you id rrject the kiss and cut her off
not worth your time
if she was into you and all of a sudden wants to be friends
means someone else is watwring the plant
So basically friends with benefits?
I see her 6 days a week
is she a work colleague?
Yeah
"I am not ready for a relationship" ahh situation
i see
Shes my manager i guess u could say
yeah it might hurt but i suggest cutting her off man
yeah stay friends but that kiss is not woeth it
We already kissed
On friday, and again on saturday morning, and then saturday night
She was like
Idk if i want this
I spent more time with her than my friends
uve known her for how long?
Like 1.5 years
hm
i second this
@loud kiln take notes
were you dating ?
Yeah i guess u could say so
then why does she want to be just friends
So she basically have commitment issues or just wants to have fun
🤔
I don't mind tho
Free kisses
i second this
Idk
cmon now
Nightclubs r kinda ass on they own
Get the acid lab
SMH
Dont make me call you multiple slurs
@agile spade go fuck urself back to discussion, we are busy lmao
ahhahah
I don't mind
U can say in dms if u want so u don't get in trouble here
Lol
dont make me get the mods in here ahh
What a naughty creature
Ima let you guys off
havent u asked her?
Out of my pure mercy and compassion
bro just stfu alrwady
Ya ya sure
Well i said
Jay mate get a job
jay still living in 2016
Why tf would we kiss and all of that if u dont wanna date, and just stay friends, cuz rn ur just hurting my feeling for no reason
I'm on welfare don't discriminate
W
I'm feeling like I'm being racial profiled
Sorry bro
I see how it is
and what did she reply with
Im gonna put in some extra hours to get u some more welfare pay
Living off taxes?
If you don't mind, I'm going to need some cash app too cuz my food stamps is kind of low
Lemme translate real quick
alr
😂
Ill literally translate what she said
Go ahead I am waiting
🫡 anything for the non-working
Your the best
Bet let’s see what shawtybae said
😊
Tf
Tf
🤣
yasin the typa guy to look away when 2 people kiss in a movie
Im sorry, i didnt wanna hurt u im sorry.
I understand if ur mad
Sorry
So then she made a typo and i just said: dat*
And she replied, i know ur mad, im sorry
And then i left her on read for a day almost
damn
But we had to work together the next day
I think we said 3 words to each other
That’s not funny mate because everyone should be doing that
Plus there are bigger issues at hand right nkw
And now we have been talking for the last 3 hours
hi everyone!
Make up ur mind
Till death do us apart
hi
i hope we're having a great night/daY/MORNING/EVENING
I'm having a evening
What's more important than making out with a girl
are u still with her rn?
Hi daddy
Lmao
R u sure she dont already have a boyfriend that u dont know of
rock solid
SMH
Nah, we were talking on snap
Does it matter lol
Money?
Unless she didnt invite her bf to her party then yes
@prime badge also, when she said that, she was drunk, i was drunk and she kissed me after she said that
Like make up ur mind
are u twlling mw to make up my mind ?
Nah
or is that what u tols her
Mhmm
I just said
man i believe a drunken mind is what a sober person cant say
so she probably meant it
Maybe but maybe not
She almost started crying
No, we havent said anything about it whilst sober
Shes sleeping
He's shy
oh
Thing is, would u even wanna be with someone like that
why not
She seems like she has commitment or communication issues or smth
yeah but as it seems that was when she was drunk
My other coworker said im too good for her and she would kill her if she would break my heart, so idk, also wtf do i do on valentines now
to be for sure he should ask her if she meant it
if yes then just drop her not worth his time
Daddy is interested I need bikini pic for validation purposes 😂
Wtf is bro tlaking ab😭😭😭
just listen to her bro
alt is crazy
But i still see her 6 days a week if i drop her
Schizophrenia session
Thats the problem
Fax
I dont wanna be "friends"
What I was saying was is he's going on about her commitment or communication issues. What I'm saying is is who gives a shit. I'm just trying to get some
yeah i get your point
U can jus be co workers again eventually
I can give you some
Lol
Like I don't care what she is, who she is, what she does or anything. I'm just trying to get a piece 😂
Where is the best nightclub location to buy ?
Fair play mate
Lmao
i mean thats the only thing u can do besides finding another job
Not rlly
U can jus be casual coworkers u aint even gotta be friends
what is he supposed to dk
I aint finding another job, cuz i get paid quite good compared to others here
@loud kiln if her eyes makes you smile then you shall make her shine
holy bars
Okay thank you kind sir!
All im saying is there is hella red flags and its gonna be even worse when u guys get together if that even happens
dude did u even read what he said
What aprt
nocpoint being near her
Hm
his coworker said shes not worth it
Mhm
Thats a 30yo female
he clearly doesnt wanna be friends
bro just go for her
in life you gotta make hard decisions
Worst shift oat
That sounds good to me
Yea but like u miss out the morning and most of the evening too
I have had worse, 12-23:30
idk if i were you id probably ask just to meet for a coffee and then ask her if she meant it
Dam
True
on a scale 1-10 how drunk was she ?
Morning starts from 5 or 6
Evening u have 19 to 0
6 hours sleep?
Idk, i came to her at 1am
For adults 6 hours is fine right?
I was.more drunk

how drunk did she seem
Not constantly
Not that drunk tbh
oh so she probably meant it then
man she was feeling that shit
Ok
Dont “Ok” me lil Bruh
Love u too
Bruh love u more 🤦🏽
Already met her parents and shit
Meanwhile me who used to have 23:00 - 07:00 20km away:
Its weird
Gta don’t count
Dont have time
why not
Sports
oh
I said "20km away" to make it clear that's not what I meant, dumbass 
what about after work
I got sports after work
before work?
hi Durability how u doin'
Too early
Good wbu
From los santos to paleto bay ☠️
Durability?
Ill just see how she acts act work tomorrow
bro cmon ask her to go to a cafe
That's all the same thing
im good too, btw when did u become admin?
shell feel comfortable
i used to call him this long time ago
ah sowy yea mod
Since November last year
U used to call him "this"?
Problem is
ouhh nice baby
where's eternal nowadays
ready to get laid and fuck her
Focusing on football or some
Yh i know
But wth is he gonna do ? Brainwash her
ahhh he grown up so much... good old days
U cant force her to like u
no just ask her
Yeah defo ask her
Lmao
if she doesnt want to yeah
Fr
but he cant just forget
At her party she didnt wanna kiss yet and take it slow, so then when we did kiss, she said she wasnt sure the next day
like knowing her for 18 months
@opal grove he's probably a hooligan
Damn

Ngl i should meet my friends more
Last time we did something together
Was like a month ago
I used to thought he was some lil girl

I used to have crush on him
Enough for today
"used to thought "💔
Truth can't lay low for long
"used to thought"
I still doubt him for a lil girlie
@loud kiln I went to Luxembourg 2 days ago
I'm set for a bit now
Ciggs?
Ooh
For all my pals
@deep hull baby whatcu doin'?
@prime badge
?
She used to smoke, when we started talking i told her to stop, she quit for like a month, then yesterday she started smoking again and then said she just wanted to stay friends
So im cooked yeah
Uh oh
ouch
Yeah im cooked
Isn't it like 6 am for u
Lets sleep together
its alright man
nothing you can do about it
she made up her mind
got drunk to not feel that guilty about it
its up to you now
if you wanna be friends or just coworkers
Yea
Gm lol

hey aint u remember me ?
I was ur friend no jokin yo
i used to chat with u
dont ignore me like that it hurts me
Dw too much ab it
We were going to the casino on wednesday but idk if we still are?
Probably easy for me to say but u got bigger things sooner or later
Decided to cook some really thick an juicy hamburgers
can you cook for eternal too? he aint making up his mind
probably worth asking her on wednesday
I got u
fanks
just act like nothing happened
Np lol
or just ask her tomorrow at work
Lol
Hello
Or just never ask
I remember you sir
Lmao
Lmao
u removed me from yer life bud 😔
They always difficult lol
dont blame urself bro
😭
I just randomly take my clothes off to put em in check lol
u bought nitro again? jus how rich u are my guy?
okay then lets just see his messages
Might just want the attention, but she answers too fast and i got to leave her on delivered sometimes cuz otherwise we talking the whole day
Next time call me by my name
Mr. Daddy McGill
i wish i had only that problem
Its like the biggest waste
Of moolah ever
Lulli singh
I agree
Exactly
Ok Dougwick
yes sir
😘
youre heisenberg
Too many mixed signals
i feel you
Blud imma need u to get ya mom we we going to talk about this disrespect
gello!
nice one
youre probably no older tham 15
jay
It's not what your mom said last night
Left her at 50 on the counter. Let me know if she got it
It was all right
mom comebacks

hey there little groom boy
such classic
Is she wearing the pink panties today though? Daddy's just curious
hahahahaa
Yeah groomed by you still
come find out
u gonna get dirty digging up tho
if u think its worth go for it
Say it with the lisp
u gonna marry my dad ?
Someone's got to get you in line
i just told u u gotta dig for mom
No, I'm going to marry your mom and be your stepdad
What the fuck is this conversation?
dumbass
😂
Yeah I'm told I'm so gay. Your mom was telling me that last night exactly
hahahahaha
@mild gyro enough
bro let him speak
I'm just like too gay like so like what happened was this one time I was like so gay and I was with my son's mom and you won't believe it. I got the bitch knocked up
U know what I'm saying lolol
lolol
from what
how was it like giving birth
are you drunk
Naw I'm just recovering from getting my son's mom pregnant and just venting 😂😂
😩 don't have the time unless u wanna buy a kid
bro how restarted are you
What kind of Jefrey Epstein ahh conversation is this? 💀
You know theres little kids on this server right
Ok that's what I be saying why I get that bitch knocked up 😩
yeah completely ignore.the othwr guy
Lol
You're an idiot if you actually thought that I was talking about Epstein stuff
Must not know how to read and write
Bitch you don't even get any pussy. Anyways how the hell are you telling me that I'm Epstein
dude we got it u are a pedo shut now
You're going to have to actually get some pussy before you start calling me shit like that
His name is call me daddy, i dont think much has to be said about him.
Lol
You don't even have a kid the fuck
Lol
I've been getting pussy since you were in diapers. Fuck you talking about
Lol
sure
@prime badge open up a ticket and report him for nsfw or something
all you say is lol , mom insults and gay stuff
Is that what you bitches do in like them foreign countries
nah idgaf
Lol
man what even is going on
same guys that make mom insults
That's what I'm saying who the hell jokes around about pedophile shit
Shit best not live in Florida
Lol
And you're a fucking dumbass if you thought that I legitimately thought you were Epstein
dude u would do shit irl
all bark
chelsea smile ahh
Guys why is Michael coughing blood in this mission
Who wanna join me and a friend inna quick humane labs
Hey @keen beacon, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
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#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
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shhhhhh secret

ok
ok

Based Bulgarian

Lmao
you should play with him gta helper
😭
Average anime pfp user right there
what in the fried chicken hell is going on here
You're a gta helper help him out
Ok
who here plays gta 5
nah ive retired
jk jk
need to hit a billion then im properly finished
i just hit rank 800 didnt release that lol
@lavish musk sthu respectfully 

Fine
But you're going down with me

u wouldn't.
Lol
Although It'd be a blessing right? Being freed of the discord curse
hell yea
Idk what to do now I got everything in gta online ps5 version and still got 3 or 4 million in the gta bank
Ask the gta no lifer @lavish musk
damn
Best is to do now is wait for march update then
Got no choice at this point

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@lusty atlas why even
good question pal
So wyd
what are you doing apart from lurking 
About to go for a 3 am walk 
OOH
go rob someone
I'm not like you bruh
Lmao
Oh OK then
are you like an owl
Perhaps
Hoot hoot

Whoo...
can i get a billion dollars pls
People live in different timezones so
lmaoo
I was meant to sleep 4 hours ago
What does it mean when like I get the shakes from a bad hangover
It means you got arthritis
Kendrick is so bunz 🥀
kc just got bta fr 22/40 is wild
Whats kc and what's bta
Kc = kansas city bta is = belt to a**
"you may now drive away"
How we feeling after that game

