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Selective reading 
How is being drunk skill issue
Means ur a ltw
Lecture tutorial and workshop?
Actually... The more you drink... The lighter weight you become..
Caused by liver damage from excessive use..
Nothing to brag about.
Nice tip for those fattasses who cant ride roller coasters
Not what I meant but I see what you did there 
Yall breaking news
" A mystery disease outbreak in China overwhelms hospitals "
I heard this news 5 years ago
Is this round 2?
Pretty much
The more I light my lighter the lighter it gets as my room gets lighter.
Moderators need a break but u barely chat šæ
I dont wanna hear any more from you til youāre AT LEAST 5 bottles deep
All complaints
you just aren't awake when I do
Excuses fr
Or maybe my lazy ass sleeps all day
Real
Sleeping all day is the best!!
Real
Clearly
You do know the disease in china has been around since the 2000s right?
They said that about the coved being there since 2006 and yet it wrote history
yet there is more research
Thatās tru btw. Heās around fairly often
Lalalalalalalalalalalalala
yo
2023 been ass
2024 been ass
been 4 days and 2025 already ass
someone give me a rope god damn
š¤
Got one but Iām goin first
Anyone else got a fair bit if snow?
aight bet
Sweet Iāll b waiting for u on the other side
Where can I ask for help with heists
Hold on
same here g
Thanks I need help with the diamond casino heist so I need one person
Iām not ps I just add the role to help ppl find what they looking for
Yes
Pussy
Ass is better
pros and cons for both
I havenāt showered since last year!
i wanna hear why you like one more than the other
its the 4th 
2020 was 2 showers ago š
Ass
Jiggle as the Mrs walks away
Looks amazing when she steals my clothes
Feels good when she sits on my lap
No kids that way š¤·āāļø
Feels good in my hands
Can slap and it jiggles
yeah fair enough
3 for me
Once a year? What am I a billionaire?
this chat is so entertaining in such random ways
When she lays on her stomach and waits for u to come back. Just looks amazing and instant turn on as u walk in
real.
Plus when she cooking and u walk up behind her and put ur arms round her waist so she leans back into u she can push back to distract you from whatever u went out there to do
So u do her on the counter š¤·āāļø
made me laugh and idk why
bro
Imma be so real, u gotta try it man
Just tying the noose
Yo
Jesus I just realised my secondary skl biology teacher hinted at me kms š damn
What why?
She was never interested in u and if she gave u a chance she wouldāve just hurt u over and over. It aināt worth it
I had that and itās fuckin horrible from day one
Kills ur interest after just a month Icl
@lavish flame what is the name of ur pfp
hello!
I canāt lie
fuck
youll find someone
Keep trying. Youāll find the one. Think I have this time fr
i found the one but its long distance
are we all single pringles??
The distance will eventually kill u. The longest u should wait between seein eachother is 4 months
I mean technically I am but only kind of
tbh its not that bad its like 4 hours on the train but still
nah I'm sour cream and chive pringles
not like im flying across continents
Do it bro. Go see her. Even just every month
only kind of?? are you crushing on someone or something??
Itās so worth it
Heavy
those are the best!
Exactly
Is there a difference between that and sour cream and onion? Cos Iām sour cream and onion all the way
i do but its expensive 
one sided??
Not from what sheās said but she could just be playin w me but I wonāt risk screwing up her feelings if she isnāt
We talk daily
apples
the jalepeno ranch ones are also good
one taste more onion then the other
What flavor
i donāt think so???
most of the nerdy gta people are in #šāgta-discussion
Thereās very little gta talk here Icl
@uncut pebble bro.
watermelon
shotgun for home defense, 9mm anything else
Iāll let u go first. Iām mid convo
ahh so could just be playing with you but not sureā¦doesnāt sound fun to be honest but as long as your happy!
74 is better
should i smash a female irl first
the jalepeno ranchā¦..they donāt have them all the time
is that the real lim
idm lim
idk
who's lim and why is everyone saying I am that thing
I've never seen them before
@royal nacelle
I mean I think so. Iād be a lot more sure of everything if I know Iām not bein played with

Yep 100%
getting laid might solve my problems
As long as she loves u at least a bit youāll be good after
hello lil
not if i touch you first
okay buddy keep your secrets
i want one
hello! hruu?
Itās possible. Lack of sexual contact can cause depression
anything works
hang onā¦iām thinking of ruffles actually
off myself rn i gave u permission
I'm good thanks just a bit annoyed that I used to much mayo on my sandwich
i would be too! hopefully you will get some answers soon!
Hmmm
we dont take this type of conversation likelyy please stop. joking about it is not good
Ur a dude whoās been cheated on and lied to before arent u
Whatās happening here then
i forgor
i want a bf bad
mb
A lot
You ever had a ham and mayo sandwich on white bread ?
well iām a girl so no, and iāve never dated anyone so no as well
i mean mayo is good!
especially with chips
Damn how old r u tf?
i mean for suree aha
u think im joking
mayo slaps on most things
22ā¦.
yhh good dip
In the pub
Wow. Iām 18. Damn couldnāt actually imagine that
you must have slat on chips
Hope u find someone soon mate
Lucazade sport
Wrong
yeah just now realized that everyone here js probably a newly turned teenagerā¦
donāt know if thatās a good thing or a bad thing
lucazade orange is good
spotify shuffle is blessing me rn
Newly turned teenager? I turned into a teenager 5 yrs ago š
It kinda depends on how ur speaking to them
Lucazade overrated monster better
1 year for me
And I donāt think thereās many ppl less that 16
mango loco monster?
Iām 20
FR
Unc
im 17
Iām 19
arenāt you technically a tween when you turn 16?
I couldāve guessed that
good to know
I acted the same way as you when I was like 14/15
dang iām probably the oldest one here
Open ur DMs
Duub is older
theres probably a 30 year old somewhere
Every teen goes through some like edgelord phase it just really depends if you grow out of it I guess
edgelord
My auto correct screwed me there
TF is that
hi fallout nv nerd
HELL YEAH
Yeah @fierce inlet grow out of it already
my dear friend nox is 32
guess who :3
nox is how old
Iām bad at guessing
32 he says
damn
frfr
Yh lmao
68 hours
okayā¦
nox one of the good ones tho
chat active
no its not wdym
100%. Heās a g
3 letters
He the goat
No one asked
Limit
im chat killer
true i like nox
yes I am near my limit
No it not Wdym
@small needle asked
I do as well he gave me some good Warhammer tips
Lim
And he nox
He unc so invalid asked opinion
I asked

@past marsh I have proof your lim
I mean I can open our dms and see that Iām looking at my DMs with Lim
I can look at mutual servers and he's called Lim in two of them
idk if that is supposed to help me feel better or worse
True
no
@royal nacelle go on
I'll do it
how old are you?

nah idk them
Okay!
lilb give me perms to @ everyone
@past marsh fucker
Language
Shush
there pear pressuring me zeal
For??
Sheās a mod watch it
to ping everyone 
if you scroll up you can see
and I'm sa'kan
im penguin
nah there -100
I'm bored
Hello chat
Smh
hi bored im penguin
20
she's 29
i aint scrolling all that
21 this year
Mute them all
aye shouta
š¤Ø
Yay
iām 22
ahh im 25 so i can relate!
I didn't say anything that was mimian trying to frame me
Perfect
We should
that's for sure
I ain't done nothing
You getting muted for fun then
mod abuse as always?
So much pink rn
This is abuse you god damm heretic
I prefer purple
It's 3 am and i have school tomorrow š
Yessir
@small needle hi i am back
I prefer blue
Can I have another role since Iām so special
So?
Schizo
Me to me to
don't be abuse
if u go back to moderation then i cum back too
you heretic
sure
I do
i gotchu dont mention it
zealyy does
@wet grail
You'll what back
they're a fiesty one
Huh
Why am I brown now
literally zeal
bc ur that special to be brown
you asked for a role you didnt specify which one
Guys I didnāt agree to be brown I was born this way
Got em

CHILL OUT
Oh well u do it then
i want a role too!!!!
what if we ban you
scammer role giveaway when? i wanna be special too
Doggy

bro has the cutest cat gifs
!!!!
i wonder whos fault it is...

hi guys
Hola
Itās tab
helloooo
Who is tab
me
Youāre
Hmmm
yeah but a nickname for tabi
not seen this game in years lmao
is tab
I have one hand rn
I have 2 hands currently
hi guys
Hola
Dub being corrupt I see
wanna see a magic trick?
Sure
hi
: (
Make up ur MIND
Whatās up?
you still drinkin
Havenāt had one in abt 45 mins
yer
Crazy
Yes
If that thing was real hell, no
Civilisation is ruined
Who
Find a gf or another prozzy. Up to u. U wanna die w an std or nah?
Guys, I did it after two days of non-stop grinding I got the deluxe so
im free
From prison
they grounded me
Oh
Meh I would too š¤·āāļø
w mods tho
lol
Shush when ?
what do i do in that lmao
real
wtf is this discord anymore
Been here 4 and a half years and itās only gotten worse from day one.
We have 165 thousand members and itās always the same
Itās more like a group chat at this point
not really we just have regulars who stay after joining and they come often
like paradox
he is new
same goes for every other major server
it's usually only the same 20 people talking
Paradox is gang and shouldnāt be disrespected š«”
@elder light
Same as @near patrol shes gang and shouldnāt get the disrespect she gets
im just saying he is a recent regular aha its not always the same people we just have regulars yk

All fairness we both know it is. Itās always the same ppl here
not always people come and go
Yk sheās sound but gets disrespected the second she shows up. She donāt even have to be here to her abused
But the same people are always here even between those coming and going
thats just a discord server
all the mods get disrespected by non server regulars lol
i wouldnt say shes disrespected aha
lmao
This is the 3rd highest member count discord Iām in and itās the quietest
just is what it iss
most people are only here for lfg or the gta side of the server
and there's an entire set of people that I didn't even know exist in the car side of the server
Theyāre silent 95% of the time
The car side is more interesting tbf
the best way to get the chat active is by hosting a major giveaway where the level requirement is high
chats been real active lately 
yh true
That doesnāt work either. Ppl see theyāre far off and donāt try. Then u get bids winning shit they donāt need
there been times where this chat wouldn't have anyone for hours and hours on end
Nope. Iām here all the time. Itās active 12-14 hours with the same ppl the whole time
i just dont think its as serious as your making it out to be aha its just discord
it does work for some time
but they don't tend to stay once they reach the level requirement
and server regulars tend to rather become mod or quietly leave the server
You have to set the level min at 35 cos most ppl who really wanna win are in the low to mid 20s range
level 15ish
shit even level 10 works
But donāt you see what I mean tho. This server loses its appeal after a short time cos somehow we always end up on some zesty shit š
blame it on brainrot
š
Why am I not getting pinged for your replies
i mean we take care of any weird shit. there is new people all the time trying to be involved but this is just general chat at the end of the day we have people doing car of the week every day and looking for groups and also gta discussion
I keep it off bc there's some genuine people that would tweak tf out if they get pinged
Feel free to ping me whenneve or I wonāt see your messages ibr
Even just tag me if u cba turning it on and off
alr
Maddy da goat
aidan became a mod???
Maddy?
Yh he has been a while now
But I do half his job for him
Who are you then š
The dog dipshit itās in the name
What š
And maddy was lunch in 2003

Theyre eating the dogs š„
My names maddy McCanns dog š
Who Tf. Iāve never seen u here before
I called you that
I've never seen you either so who tf

Hey!
;p;
Who tf are we?
lol
hi amara
hello amara! how have you beeen?
We? Who are you?
Hey Kim
Me? Who are you?
LIK
kim is crazy
LIM
Lik is worse
hi that's me
I'm pretty good, you?
lik
also goood! thanks for asking 
I'm Amara
How's everything going
Oh hi amara, Iām maddy McCanns dog
Now weāve been introduced formally
Fr tho 4 and a half years Iāve never seen u before
I wasnāt for a year
That's why
Thatās less likely tbh
yeah she was active since feb of last year
Iām checkin this chat every like 20 mins cos of pings
Most likely is why you've never seen me
^
Fair
Was a little active before that too
I was active since like october of 2023 but left my old account during august or september of 2024
Also @granite mural ran away as soon as a girl entered the chat. Thatās fucking hilarious
Did he not tell you? He's allergic to women
I left just before new years and came back on the first
What happened to your main?
Ah right. He likes me tho. Odd guy
That's why he allergic to women
also some past drama
Cos he likes me?
Damn I just have that effect on ppl ig
everything good now?
could be better but it is what it is
@blissful sedge donāt go off women bro Iām straight. Aidans too far gone
simp?
Aidan is my simp yes
And you're his simp
He ordered me kfc yesterday
That makes you both even
amara can you add me
I don't want to since discord might flag my account again š
Done lol
Nah Iām straight and aināt into that whole swing both ways thing
"spam"
- was adding people from my old account
Flagged for what š
Was abt to ask
LMAO WHAT
and discord support being discord support is refusing to remove them
Same
yeah discord thought I was a bot account because of how much people I was adding and servers I was joining on my first day
I like my men older š
šno wonder
I respect it. Most girls have kissed their mates by 19

Life support
And rich
Hey Iām not against it if theyāre sharing š¤·āāļø
all I did was join 2 servers and added 3 people š
šš
Discord things
I don't share so š¤·āāļø
Iāll go break into a discord devs house and fix ur shit
: D
What I werenāt on abt u š
I'm too lazy to make another appeal
I meant exs when I catch em kissin their mates
Iām sayin if theyāre sharing, Iām Chillin
Right
Uh huh
Exactly
But if ur moves to the 3 of us in the bedroom, then itās an experience
Ok I think ur a minor
Ah right so I canāt specify that
Right
Thereās no chance ur of legal age either if this is going over ur head
Interested
< 3
In what
Yh fair enough
Maybe you do a bad job at explaining
You're purple now
I canāt explain cos lim is a minor
lol
ONE OF US
you can explain š
i've heard and seen worse
if it's just about nsfw
Yh fair
Fucking hell I'm too tired for this shit
oh right
you're like 5 hours ahead
If it moves to a threesome then it aināt cheatin
Kim does not give a shit
It is
Kim
Whoās Kim
There always bigger stuff out there
Kim.
You're Kim from now on
Ok
Kim
aw man
It is now kim
WALFART
target is still better
Lol
Nuh uh
There we go
Oh ffs

kim army when?
Idiots
You missed out on the Red army
Walmart. Join us
One of us
did buffles come back?
No it didn't sadly
GOOD?!
That was the best cult
Anyway howās it cheating?
Buffles on top
This was funny
can you give context?
Let's say you've got a partner and you're having a threesome with someone else. Is that not cheating?
was it with 2 other people?
So u walk in on ur straight Mrs kissing her mate for some reason. It moves to the bedroom and the 3 of u have a threesome
@bitter apex
idc what you think tbh
ehhhh
so hush
Well you @ me so u kinda do care
She cheated first argue with a wall
What I think
But if u both decided to have the threesome howās it cheating

Yh fair
amara go to bed
š
:)
no
No sheās being relatively reasonable

š¦
Heās gang let him stay
pig might wanna join the server
Join the Kim army
and i trust him
no
bet
Join us brother
this is my current base for my hardcore world
Probably on some freaky shit then
ooh what version
of mc?
No I will not
yea
most recent version, would be for both java and bedrock
lims thinking about hosting another server if you wanna join in the future
You never know
Yh fair. Iām weird with threesomes tho. Canāt fuck the random third
would be up and running hopefully by next weekend
What are the Koreans doing here š
i start school again in 2 days
Welcome back
Welcome back
ahhh
Fuck that I got work
join us
yea i would love to! idk how much i would get to play though being uni starts back up monday
Threesome in general is weird. Just stick to your partner and not cheat
Join us Aidan
š
love it when my math teacher fails me even though I was the top of the class at one point
for sure! would be a fair few of us so dont need to be a big commitment
All fairness, all 3 times, I wasnāt far off ending the relationship anyway
Make the most of a bad situation
Love it when my boss tells me to get his morning coffee just to not drink it
oh
women coffeega
You see what I mean? If it was like early in or going well then it wouldnāt have happened

sounds good let me know when its made!!
Join us
Weāre in recruiting now
@viscid haven also the server would have a custom ip and stuff so it won't be directly traced back to my house hopefully
so I wouldn't mind opening the server up to more people
that was the major issue I was having last tmie
YES
i feel like it needs to be people we know yk
Join the Kim army

you could just put in the server ip into your web browser, boom you get my actual ip š
@blissful sedge we got another one
remember what happened with your friends friend losing his shit
yay
yeah true
- it would be ran on a raspberry pi
so 10 people max
just as long as they could hop on the server at least once a week I'll be happy
for sure
- would have 8gb ram and 512gb sd card
@lusty atlas Iām actually concerned abt ur time in Minecraft. Youāre almost at 3 days
its fineee hes sleeping in minecraft
Imma tickle ur left nut
@surreal geode will tickle the right
I last played Minecraft in 2019 when I left i buried my pets and my system got rebooted
@blissful sedge will tickle the middle one
3 nuts?
Yh like Hitler
In his early years of service anyway
Alright tickle me Elmo
Holy shit Iām changing my username
offt sad times when you have to bury the mc pets
Blud has 1
its prettyyyyy
He had a growth on the right one which meant it had to be removed
Imagine now after 13 years I will have to bury my irl pet ā ļø
He fought against a medical discharge
Right what is bro name
A what
Quality
Imma watch ind vs aus 50 50 winning chance
not fun
The Kim collective has disbanded
I did NOT agree to this
neither did I
You just got here canāt be leaving you just yet boo
Source ātrust me broā
Who tf š
Oh be quiet
šš
I rate that š so quick w it too
Yeah š these ppl are too fast
We gotta be the 18+ Sesame Street coke on
The one who fiddles elmo
hell nah
LMAO
Fucking please š
Thatās quality
Do itš
Even he agrees
would I come back to mod SherbPlease
That's upto you
Already did in 2020 i adopted two dogs there mother couldn't she was a warm place for her she stuck between two buildings people rescued we adopted 2 babies both of them were weak and 1st one couldn't survive in the night and 2nd one after 5 days he was showing healthy signs but he started to cry alot something was coming out from his mouth (we did a check up on 2nd boi l too)
that's just sad
Not for weak
We got him @surreal geode
had to put down a pet of mine last year
LOL
was a feeling I couldn't explain
Had to put mine down a few weeks ago and watch. Fucking horrible feeling
Had a cat die in my arms a month before aswell
it really actually just fucking suck, pets are so innocent too
It is terrible. Issue was both mine had cancer and the other cat refused to eat after his brother died so we lost 3 pets in a month
my current pet is a cat, I love her so much. really hope she doesnt' die before me
Yh reality is a horrible thing
: (
Do i have to ask rockstar support to restore my gtao progress to the ps4 version of the game since I transferred my account in early 2023
Bluds has 9 lives
probably
true
My uncle had a pet tarantula. Fucker got out while I was staying there and woke up with the fucker on my chest
My friend forced me to hold his pet and I almost dropped the bitch
Snakes r cool
Prefer snakes
My character Icon is there but when I try loading in it says welcome to gta online
For sure
Thereās pictures of me when I was 6-7 with a 7ft corn snake on my shoulders
honestly I don't ever want a pet tarantula
the most I would do is a snake
ball python
I do want a pet but I'm hardly at home so I don't bother getting one
thinking of getting a new job or going to stay being an assistant?
My brother Had one of those aswell. They get out a lot. I found him in my room twice and the corn snake 4 times
yeah was about to mention that
Get a pet u can travel with
I like my job so I think I'll stay
And it pays me well
cats are good pets when you have a job
:)
- not sure if my cat would try and play with the snake
This is true
I'll need to do some research
Mines so loving when I get home. She climbs onto my shoulders and will sit there while i walk around the house
If I had a cat I'd quit my job just to be with the cat 
Theyāre a surprising amount of maintenance
That's so cute
get a calico cat
or tortie
lmao thats so real i always want to be with my cat
Iāve probably got a picture I can dm u if u want
I currently have a tortie
I might get one of those
or Siamese
Cute
Nope the ginger ones r the best. So unpredictable. I have adhd so itās like having an adhd pet who has the same thoughts
I'll quit my job when I'm a millionaire 
ginger cats are W
Sure
use to have one
I do but my sister scared him away so he lives a the neighbour
Australia winning it finally they will win bgt too and india dream to wtc vanishes š
@lusty atlas stop being a fan boy when?
š
I'm bad with breeds š
My other cat loves me tho. Anyone can be stroking her but the second she sees me or I sit down sheāll come straight over
Get one of the hairless ones and name it ballsack or bingus. Or just get 2 and call then both
and you call me fake if i dont so idc
Itās like stroking a rubber latex sheet tbh
ššš
I used to search up pictures of hairless cats back in secondary with my friends and we'd laugh our asses off at the photos
i want another cat but so scared my cat wont get along with themm
idk if it's just torties but my tortie is unpredictable
Theyāll start playing eventually
sadly gonna wait till athena passes in the far far future and then will get 2 cats
Always go opposite gender but make sure one of them is done
No longer divorced? Did you two get back together?
she can be super chill at one moment and be rubbing up with everyone, then super playful 0.2 seconds later and be scratching everything and biting
i want 2 sisters ngl when i get more in the future
Nan Iām occupied this is a side tink yk
cheating ass
šš
here
I had 2 brothers. They were inseparable and were rly welcoming when I brought the female into the house
kinda how my friends 2 sisters are, they always be playing and sleeping togther
its so cute
They didnāt rly play tbf. They were always cuddled up or fighting for someoneās attention
They would lay outside my door crying till I came out and sat on the floor
Tbf it was definitely a nan comment
What do you expect from men nowadays
Ah
Nvm

im palying contraband sim rn its actually like interesting, i like searching for drugs
š

Yh sry my auto correct werent agreeing
@plain inlet hi
Your name is disturbingly weird
Mine?
Hey he fiddles w me
Australia won against India little fight back but Aussies smashed india
His is by far worse
I read that wrong š
Now time to smash australia in champions trophy
You're telling him to do it while he does it
And both are equally disturbing
So were u
Lim or Vim
???
Kim
you suck
Whatever u go with I say we go army
buffle return?

Doubt it I thought she said she was a lesbian earlier
not surprising
Ikr
Straight to the pussy Yh
Sheās asleep
no but why could women act like this and it's not lesbian
Aw hell nah
but when boys do it's gay?
She aināt replied to my snap yet so sheās gone to sleep
And you know this how?
you guys irl friends?
Tf you mean by this
Tbf pussy taste good so itās not a dig at u
Zeal and I? No
Honestly wouldnāt blame u

lil
Sorry boss Iāll try š«”
check dms
You're a literal femboy and a furry
oooo its odly fun huh? its got story to it also lmao hope you enjoy!
We been speaking a lot tbf
lol
I'm not a furry wtf
its so tempting to take the bribes too


