💬┃gorilla-chat

[copper sinew]

Where's that hammer... ?

[haughty fractal]

Whatever bro i can't even tag my homies

[lavish musk]

Oh, you mean this one?

[lusty atlas]

jewwelz got me bac kinto it by introducing me to those

[copper sinew]

thx

[lavish musk]

I see

[copper sinew]

5 individuals in 5 mins is wild bro...

[haughty fractal]

Wha

What does alt mean actually

[copper sinew]

9:27

[haughty fractal]

Like I'm span

[lusty atlas]

and now as you can see im addicted

[haughty fractal]

I won't know so much eng

[copper sinew]

9:33

[bitter apex]

have u heard of going outside

[lavish musk]

"Alternate account" AKA an account someone makes just to troll

[bitter apex]

[copper sinew]

Starting to feel bad for Mike now

[haughty fractal]

Ohh

[haughty fractal]

Nah how do you know bro

[bitter apex]

@fierce inlet trolls a lot does that mean he a alt OMGGG

[haughty fractal]

Nah im jk

Hehe

[copper sinew]

standard

[lavish musk]

He does other stuff besides, so that's different

[haughty fractal]

Maybe im not joking

Whos that on his pfp

[lusty atlas]

no

i go outside in minecraft

[bitter apex]

get a griop

grip

[lusty atlas]

ill get a griop

[bitter apex]

Should hope u do

[lusty atlas]

and i can go outside in rocket league

[naive pivot]

🫂

[errant kestrel]

nox

[bitter apex]

Please seek help

ASAP

[lusty atlas]

im multitasking

[naive pivot]

Rocket league?
Are u good?

[bitter apex]

None shit

No he

[lusty atlas]

im alright

[bitter apex]

I seen

[lusty atlas]

c1

[naive pivot]

Rocket league has made me insane

[bitter apex]

Valid

[harsh kestrel]

I want to eat fried chicken

[bitter apex]

Ok?

[naive pivot]

I wake up in the middle of the night thinking about all the missed shots

[bitter apex]

lol

[lusty atlas]

just got fucking prejumped from across the ap

[harsh kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/crispy-fried-chicken-chicken-gif-26189874

[bitter apex]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[harsh kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-dance-fortnite-fortnite-default-dance-shrek-dance-gif-15809394

[lusty atlas]

@naive pivot

yes that too

[naive pivot]

U didn't see that

[bitter apex]

even i saw it

[lusty atlas]

i won the game btw]\

im him

[errant kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-warhammer40k-gif-19712545

[errant kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-hypannd-gtadrift-gif-13796147452974827123

[naive pivot]

Squid game?

[lusty atlas]

doubles mikey

[haughty fractal]

Monkey town

[modest wigeon]

Bark for me bro

[naive pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/yoel-romero-yoel-bellator-mma-bellator-mma-gif-26784688

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-speed-speed-barking-gif-24657759

[charred ice]

what level u need for

embed perms

or image perms

[modest wigeon]

Man I refuse to believe that people who type in twitch chat are real

[charred ice]

fr

[naive pivot]

They are all 12-15yr olds

And then the some are in their mid 30s

To 40s

[modest wigeon]

@haughty fractal

[haughty fractal]

@modest wigeon

[naive pivot]

@modest wigeon

[haughty fractal]

@naive pivot

[naive pivot]

@haughty fractal

[haughty fractal]

W in the fucking chat

Lmao

@naive pivot how did you get those roles

[lusty atlas]

my fucking teammate just slapped the ball out the net

[quiet kraken]

Wsp y’all

[lusty atlas]

no

[naive pivot]

The helpers ones I got by helping people in gta and getting vouches
Others I got from levelling up
And cmm obviously bcz I did cmm in gta

[light osprey]

Yo

[jovial temple]

Yo what Are yalls fav jet

[haughty fractal]

Cayo

[jovial temple]

Mine is the b11

[rigid minnow]

velum 🔛🔝

[haughty fractal]

Velum

[rigid minnow]

beat you to it

[jovial temple]

Ill hapily burn the velum to the power

Powder*

[haughty fractal]

Okay heres my fart

[rigid minnow]

okay but seriously though, we all know it's the hydra

it has always been the hydra

[jovial temple]

Hydra outdated

But the Best jet probably the fagio

[haughty fractal]

Im going to sleep haven't slept in 15 hours

Goodnight y'all

[rigid minnow]

fair enough

[jovial temple]

Good Night

[rigid minnow]

rookie numbers but goodnight anyway

[stoic wedge]

im tryna find me a sugar parent gng 🥲

[naive pivot]

B11

[naive pivot]

Haven't slept in 19 hrs

💀

[lavish flame]

Who can help me get paramedic outfit

[knotty cove]

yall know what 3x this week

[finite lion]

Rookie numbers

[naive pivot]

Associate and bodyguard 3x pay on fib file finale

[inner oyster]

Guys

[naive pivot]

This ain't a competition 😭

[inner oyster]

I think gta6 trailer 2 is April 1st 2025

That date was on the same shirt as the original trailer 1 date tease

[naive pivot]

April 1st is gonna be such a trolling

[inner oyster]

It would make sense too

Because the game would release soon

[naive pivot]

Keep dreaming

[inner oyster]

Ok

[heady lichen]

yo yo yo

sigma boy

[languid ferry]

Bro is named Walmart 💀

[sharp glen]

[lilac marlin]

bro is named walmart 💀

[charred ice]

yo

gta 6

better have a better shoe store

gta 5 ur only touching breasts

gta 6 should enhance it more

[torpid shard]

40 mill and don’t know what to do with it

[errant kestrel]

TF

[torpid shard]

So like being able to “insert” yourself for a better experience?

Or u mean like other stuff

They should drop gta 6 in 2026 bc of 6

[pliant needle]

😭

Get a vr headset atp

[charred ice]

they should make it more immersive

tthats all im sayin

[torpid shard]

Wdym

By immersive

More boobs

Or ya more of a legs open type of guy

[charred ice]

nah they got too much of that on 5

[charred ice]

u got me g

[torpid shard]

Ahhhh

I see

What about…

Hmmmm🤔

[charred ice]

especially for an 18 plus game

[torpid shard]

Good point

Ok

Prostiruites

Take them home

Get active

Strippers same thing

[charred ice]

we got that on 5 bruh

[torpid shard]

Nah

Take them home

[charred ice]

but the game devs dont let us see it

[torpid shard]

That’s where I’m going with this

Oh and they should get real car brands and stuff

[charred ice]

fr

koeniggsegg or sum

[torpid shard]

Like I would rather have a Camaro then a vigero ZX

Like wth

😂

[charred ice]

fr

[torpid shard]

I feel like only problems they would have would be with the stuff on warstock

But even they have their own brands

So not really

And no crazy stuff

Like a tank is cool

[charred ice]

they should add more jets fr

would be sick

[torpid shard]

But a armored tank with a rail gun on the front of a little overdue

[torpid shard]

Definitely

[charred ice]

yea

better anti cheat 2

[torpid shard]

Yep

[charred ice]

too bad ps4 players cant play

[faint vine]

first time i’ve seen this

[torpid shard]

And no expiermental stuff

Like the mk2

[charred ice]

yea

exactly

[torpid shard]

They can have cool stuff

[charred ice]

no shark cards

[faint vine]

dude it’s rough for a 4

[torpid shard]

Nah

[charred ice]

echo 3 standing by

[torpid shard]

Keep em

More profit and dummy’s buying money

What’s the point of buying money when u can just earn it in game

[charred ice]

im more interested in the online than the story mode ngl

[torpid shard]

Yea

But I liked gta 5 story

[charred ice]

yea

fo sho

but like after the storyis done

u get bored ngl

thats where online comes in

[torpid shard]

Yea

[charred ice]

everything in online should be better than in gta 5 online

gta 5 online is fun

[torpid shard]

Hope they don’t have nothing like bringing old online character

[onyx wagon]

Lmao

[charred ice]

i dont mind the character rn

but

in gta 5 online

people like to exploit the female online character

make them more sexy

[onyx wagon]

I love orbilating open ls carmeet in public session

[torpid shard]

Waste of money

[onyx wagon]

Nope

[charred ice]

they should NOT have orbital cannon in gta 6 fr

[torpid shard]

I’m saying

[torpid shard]

Yes

1 strike every 45 mins

[onyx wagon]

Sorry batman you're wrong

[charred ice]

no

ur wrong

[onyx wagon]

That too on 15 ppl trying ls carmeet

[torpid shard]

So

Ur making the game boring

[charred ice]

321 u wont get any smash in gta 6

[onyx wagon]

No

[torpid shard]

Wym

U are blowing up people showing off their cars and different customizations

[onyx wagon]

Its fun killing ppl for no reason and destroying there vehicles

[torpid shard]

Not really

No point

[onyx wagon]

I play game for fun and i enjoy destroying other player vehicles

[torpid shard]

U sound like a boring person

[onyx wagon]

Cry

[torpid shard]

I’m chilling

[onyx wagon]

There's no place for weak ppl

[torpid shard]

Ur talking about gta 😂

[onyx wagon]

Yes lmao

[torpid shard]

U sound dumb asl

“There is no place for weak people😈”

Head ahh

😭

[onyx wagon]

Sigma

[torpid shard]

Get a load of this guy

[onyx wagon]

How i felt after writing this

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy's-toy-freddy-animatronic-sigma-gif-18383648778972099528

[torpid shard]

U calling people weak on the game is embarrassing Ngl

[onyx wagon]

Nothing embaras me

[onyx wagon]

Probably You're the one who gets destroyed by everyone in public session and now you play in invite only session or while in passive mode

[torpid shard]

I’m a public rn but 👍

Selling cargo

How old are u man

[jagged wraith]

Hi batman

[gentle bridge]

I eat a car

[finite lion]

Skill issue

[lilac marlin]

a car eat i

[unreal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-bodybuilder-pecs-black-pec-bounce-gif-1076301405568312554

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-853853193423157253

[unreal geyser]

Sigmas home

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-jawline-rizz-rizz-face-sigma-gif-15344650371968005580

[granite mural]

says the one with no warns

Request it in #1190735612077158441

[wraith mantle]

Guys pls suggest a game

[granite mural]

your son......

[gentle bridge]

North Korea Kim Jong Un baking simulator

[slate fiber]

Heh

Criminal mastermind challenge

[upper fractal]

Hey @slate fiber, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414

[slate fiber]

Bruh

[copper sinew]

Doubt it

[junior forge]

yo

[wraith mantle]

Goty

[wraith mantle]

Bruh china with another virus what is this name metapneumovirus don't want to sit at home all day ahhh

[proud nest]

Yall oh no

Thr community is going to go insane again

Now rockstar has 14 posts up on their insta

Watch people say it's coming out on the 14th now

[wraith mantle]

It's already insane on twitter

[lavish musk]

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-cristiano-ronaldo-christiano-ronaldo-and-ishow-speed-gif-8097219146259314062

[neat cliff]

I dont suppose there's any tech people here?

[novel pond]

Amani tech

[median swift]

I Don't think I'm knowledgeable enough to call myself a tech person😂

[limber talon]

im all about pcs i dunno much about consoles

[median swift]

All I know about PCs is GPU, CPU, SSD, Cooling Fan, Motherboard and case, that's it (the names and what they look like)😭

[jade echo]

What's your problem? Ps or pc?

[raw warren]

I have a really important question

[sharp glen]

https://tenor.com/view/just-ask-me-questions-kurt-mcveigh-the-good-fight-throw-me-the-questions-tell-me-the-questions-gif-22751303

[lavish musk]

Which is?

[raw warren]

If I have feelings for someone and they have feelings for me back

Are we both

FEELERS

[lavish musk]

Idk

I never experienced that before

[sharp glen]

FILLERS

[sand abyss]

That’s gay

[plain inlet]

unrelatable

[median swift]

What even is the topic of this chat right now😭

[neat cliff]

PC. Most of the time when I search up say best co-op games it always comes up with google or Opera saying there's suspicious activity coming from my pc. It's not preventing me from googling stuff it's just annoying

[gloomy warren]

[lavish musk]

[granite mural]

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[plain mountain]

[karmic cedar]

hi everyone, i was hopinh someone is free to help on a mission for my security contract

[upper fractal]

Hey @karmic cedar, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#☝lfg-info

[potent sand]

f*ck

oh no i need to go mexico

domino torrett

[copper sinew]

wtaf

[median swift]

I was exiled to the gorilla chat

[potent sand]

[copper sinew]

wow

[normal lodge]

Anyone tryna play

[median swift]

Hey there I think I recognize the guy on your PFP don't I

[copper sinew]

[potent sand]

it's vegeta

[true hatch]

lets get a closer look

?av 630155295083069450

[upper fractal]

c.d.nox

Server Avatar

[median swift]

You like flexing bot command knowledge don't you

[copper sinew]

[true hatch]

[potent sand]

no shrek fans here
send me your credit card info

[median swift]

And then call it "basic knowledge everybody should know"

[potent sand]

[potent sand]

vegeta ssj3

[lavish musk]

ok

[true hatch]

nah, i dont expect people to know these commands, they're mod only

[potent sand]

thanks very good
im good man...
we do 50 50

[lavish musk]

50 50 what?
You send 50 messages, I give 50 mutes?

Coz if so, I'm down for that

[potent sand]

wedofiftyfifty

[lavish musk]

Sorry not interested

[potent sand]

[sharp glen]

[potent sand]

[lavish musk]

[potent sand]

[potent sand]

8k

[median swift]

did you have to upscale it

[unreal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/roman-reigns-wwe-wrestling-tongue-out-gif-14917018

[sharp glen]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[median swift]

I'm laughing

[potent sand]

is this a user?

oh no no way

[median swift]

What's wrong

[unreal geyser]

Im a user of methemphatamine

[potent sand]

i like your photo profile...
vegeta is a great character

[median swift]

That's self promo for y'all

[wheat gull]

my bad i'm not trying to get banned, we're only trying to get a bigger audience

[median swift]

I don't think this is the right place 😬

[potent sand]

... another ratatouille society

[dim wigeon]

yoo

[median swift]

Also your website doesn't work 😂

[sharp glen]

#⭐〢self-promo

[potent sand]

i hope you arent on pc... no good click every link website... security first bro

[median swift]

Nah I'm on the phone

If I had a PC it'd be dead before I had the chance to click on the site

[potent sand]

on discord like a spammer 2.0
i havent words lol

spamming ratatouille website

[sharp glen]

[potent sand]

did u shock bro? what did you see? catwoman first time?

where i can see my level on this discord?

[true hatch]

https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/722716211208650806 do /rank

[slender basin]

I'm lvl 66 and STILL haven't got a submarine

[uncut pebble]

wtf

It’s too early for this channels shenanigans

[sharp glen]

Great work, I hope you have friends right?

[swift umbra]

I promise this isn’t fake

[gentle bridge]

Hey don't leak @lost schooner's licence plate!

[sharp glen]

[lavish musk]

You sure that ain't a custom one? Lmao

[serene bison]

[jade echo]

Check cookies, if not helped, reinstall the browser

[swift umbra]

Coc is the city tag

Rest can be custom

[lavish musk]

Clash Of Clans

[median swift]

Skoda? Germany detected

[runic marsh]

you still alive?

[plain mountain]

You really had to bring a message from the lockdown days 💀

[gentle bridge]

Skoda isn't German

[median swift]

But is quite prominent in Germany

For some reason

[gentle bridge]

Skoda. Simply shit.

[lavish flame]

who needs playdx when you got this

[uncut pebble]

Morning (ish) gents

[true hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/skoda-fabia-mk1-first-generation-1999-gif-20480107

[plain inlet]

big W

[uncut pebble]

How u lot doin

[median swift]

Oh come on it's not that bad

[uncut pebble]

Skodas r weapons Icl

[swift umbra]

Ahem

We also have a Skoda

Really good car

[pseudo gorge]

Anyone familiar with the Sharmoota Job?

[gentle bridge]

Yes

[swift umbra]

Yes, the heist that never got released

[pseudo gorge]

Why did it never make it into the game?

[gentle bridge]

Funny meme a friend and I had in the Bohama Extended Universe

[gentle bridge]

I said no

[swift umbra]

That’s unknown

[pseudo gorge]

Just saw a video about it, seems like it woulda been good content

[swift umbra]

A lot of games have scrapped content

[pseudo gorge]

Was the Madrazo ranch used for anything in the story? I dont remember it much

[median swift]

We have an old Octavia from 2018

[pseudo gorge]

I remember going to Madrazos mansion for sure

[gentle bridge]

Meeting place to start Caida Libre + end of Monkey Business but the interior isn't seen

[swift umbra]

We have a ‘23 superb

[median swift]

Cool

[pseudo gorge]

We dont end up going inside though right?

[swift umbra]

Had a superb and an Octavia before

[gentle bridge]

Only in cutscene

[swift umbra]

Other than a horrible gearbox in the Octavia, really nice cars

[pseudo gorge]

aaah ok, its been 10 years since i played the campaign now lol

[viscid haven]

squid game season 2 pretty good so farrr

[gentle bridge]

Squids playing games this sounds awesome for my kids to watch!

[viscid haven]

ahh yes squids playing games

[vestal sierra]

Elder scrolls 6 is gonna be fire

Deleted is wild

[green brook]

Oh shit.. thought you were a boy☠️

[vestal sierra]

You couldn't have possibly thought I was a guy

[green brook]

Ohk

[green brook]

It was going good and then finished it in middle and added remaining episodes for season 3.. i mean wtf?? We already waited for 3 years for season 2 and now 6 months to watch remaining episodes

[green brook]

Come in our country pal.. drive Slavia. They are simply clever

[viscid haven]

well i havnt finished season 2 yet

so idk

[green brook]

Finish it pal.... You will know

[viscid haven]

on the last ep now

i mean 6 months aint that long

[green brook]

But 3 years we Waited were long... So count that too.. they should have finished it
Also.. s1 was 11 episode
And s2 feel like they cut in middle

[granite mural]

Final sess is coming out in summer

[green brook]

Yeah.. that's why i said june.. its so annoying lol that we have to wait again
I was so excited for season 2

[granite mural]

What if 456 wins it all again

[viscid haven]

i mean atleast we will still get the rest this year

aint that bad

[granite mural]

We know they arent escaping

[viscid haven]

no spoilers thoo

[viscid haven]

they may

[granite mural]

I mean its in the trailer

[green brook]

He will be trillioniare at this point.. bug ig the plot is focused on something else... Maybe, the frontman will be exposed and the game will be cancelled

[granite mural]

No like the fisherman is also with

[viscid haven]

i know im just saying incase someone happened to spoil it

not saying you did

[green brook]

Yeah... But the police guy will tackle him somehow

[viscid haven]

huh?

[granite mural]

Are you not there yet

[green brook]

Bro watch it again.. he is talking about that boat captain

[viscid haven]

i said no spoilers

[green brook]

Bro he is at last episode..

[granite mural]

The fisherman who saved the headman’s brotha

[viscid haven]

its agasint the rules to spoil shit

[granite mural]

It’s from sess 1 buddy

[viscid haven]

no it isnt?

[green brook]

Bro you should know this.. it all happened before ep 7

[viscid haven]

you dont even see the fisherman in season 1

he comes in in season 2

[green brook]

You idiot...

[viscid haven]

im not saying for me

[viscid haven]

woah no need to insult me over a show

[green brook]

I don't want to.. but you are annoying me bro.. stfu

[viscid haven]

[shrewd badge]

huh

[green brook]

Chill out pal.. i m not like you.. i m straight

[crimson basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-sure-you-sure-about-that-dog-watching-gif-26139783

[plain mountain]

Ww2 has ended

[gentle bridge]

what did i miss

[gray sentinel]

where can you report people

[viscid haven]

#📁〢support／report

[gray sentinel]

i saw a hacker in the casino heist and i wanna report him its wrong by my morals to hack

[viscid haven]

ahh ignore my last message then

[gray sentinel]

he had a hack to give everybody a 85% cut

why?

[viscid haven]

we cant do anything about that

thats a rockstar issue

[gray sentinel]

but he cant get banned from this server?

but it defeats the purpuse of the game?

[viscid haven]

we dont support it here

[gray sentinel]

and you can get banned for it right?

[viscid haven]

i agree! but unless he is from this server theres nothing we can do

[gray sentinel]

hes from here

i foun him here

[viscid haven]

ahh open a ticket!!

:)

[gray sentinel]

ok

[viscid haven]

whats up?

[gray sentinel]

you can see his message in the lf casino heist hes the one with the diamonds and a "big cut"

[gentle bridge]

the sky

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-ackchyually-actually-gif-11156171

yep! you can appeal it

in 3 weeks

i dont know anyting about that as i didnt issue the warn i can find out tho

if you think it was a false warn you can open a ticket and we can look into it for you

[crimson basalt]

Open an appeal ticket and say its an incorrect warning

Pretty sure the 3 weeks is to remove it if you did do it

Also bypassing it means you tried to say something else to get around the bot, not that you directly said it

So you probably said it but swapped out letters or something

[lavish flame]

Hello

[viscid haven]

wasnt a bot

[crimson basalt]

If it was bypass then the bot missed it and a mod gave u the warning

[granite mural]

The bot will catch it if you didn’t bypass

[crimson basalt]

In the context of?

So you said n instead of the n word

Yeah, so thats n word bypass

Cause you were to imply the word without getting warned for it

[night linden]

Merry Christmas Gang

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-jumping-arthur-morgan-lenny-summers-arthur-morgan-drunk-gif-9792857615036059894

[crimson basalt]

Merry dr martin luther king jr day

[night linden]

i had a dream last night

i saw Black Tgg

[uncut pebble]

Hello again

[crimson basalt]

They couldn’t even give mlk an actual holiday, they chose the third monday of each january so no one would actually know when it is

[slender basin]

Yo if you join someone's heist and then they leave you can do the hesit whitout doing the setups right

[uncut pebble]

No

[crimson basalt]

Yes

[stable relic]

nice to see people still have common sense

[viscid haven]

carpet for mod 2025

lmao

[crimson basalt]

I don’t have common sense i have first hand experience

[stable relic]

makes sense

[uncut pebble]

Yh most of us do

[stable relic]

so touche

[crimson basalt]

Ive bypassed it enough times to learn the rule 🙏

[stable relic]

lol

[viscid haven]

[crimson basalt]

Try to go vertically up a building while leaning back until it flips

[lusty atlas]

Upside? Yea you just fly

[remote lodge]

nice pfp

[lusty atlas]

Try moving your stick in a circular motion

[remote lodge]

[lusty atlas]

Like when upside down

[remote lodge]

Honestly i'd be the happiest i've ever been since a kid once gta 6 comes out

[uncut pebble]

@granite mural you’ll be happy to know I got the job within 40 mins lmao then stood and took the piss out the guy who was interviewing me

Yh had an interview for a full apprenticeship and job this morning. I’m over qualified for it and just had to fill out paperwork then I was through

I’ve just bypassed an entire induction and shit cos of it

Only reason I’m even doing it is for makin it easier to move from where I’m working rn

Without my qualifications I have to prove myself there before I even get the job and it’s just a pain to do trial shifts with no pay

[crimson basalt]

So why do it

[granite mural]

Hot!

[uncut pebble]

Now keep up ur end of the deal. Hand over the nipples!

[granite mural]

Denied!

[uncut pebble]

Bitch we had a verbal contract

[granite mural]

Im not bitch!

[uncut pebble]

Prove it. Show the nips!

[granite mural]

Please keep waiting!!!!!

[uncut pebble]

It’s a joke lol. Aidan ain’t my type

@granite mural knows I’m his type anyway

I got big feet

[granite mural]

Dont talk

[uncut pebble]

Obey his words

[granite mural]

Bad words!

[uncut pebble]

Ofc

[jovial temple]

Wtf is going on

[uncut pebble]

Me an @granite mural

You was silenced

Please obey the terms

@onyx wagon u abt?

[jovial temple]

Why was he silenced

Shut up

[uncut pebble]

Tellin Aidan to show nips

[jovial temple]

Nice

Mimian Stay silenced

[uncut pebble]

Yh but me and Aidan had a verbal agreement thing abt my interview speed run where if I did it in under 40 and got the place then he’d show nips

It’s a whole thing

[granite mural]

Hopefully no

[jovial temple]

Yeah Why tf am i in this Server

[granite mural]

Lies!

[jovial temple]

Its all the Same weird people

[uncut pebble]

GTA

[granite mural]

Sorry people these days

[jovial temple]

Men Wanting to be women ughh I just want gta

Like you

[crimson basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-season-2-squidgame-squid-game-season-2-hyunjoo-gif-1507875794123212426

[uncut pebble]

You are guaranteed to set someone off 😂

[crimson basalt]

Dont disrespect my goat

[granite mural]

Sexy man actually

[jovial temple]

Cant Argue with that she does have sonnig

[uncut pebble]

A whole plane would probably hurt

[crimson basalt]

He looks more feminine without the wig idk why

[jovial temple]

Aimbot

[uncut pebble]

Asians ain’t his type? I take personal offence as a white British man. Time him out!

[jovial temple]

Yeah

Time mimian out for Racism to

[uncut pebble]

It’s the jaw line. The haircut takes the notice away from it without the wig

[crimson basalt]

456 was dumb af, he should have killed the Os and the Xs could have left with enough money to pay off their debts, instead he went after the organizers

[granite mural]

What are you even saying

[jovial temple]

You’re Not normal Thats for sure

[crimson basalt]

Ngl i don’t get why people care what someone else wants to be. Treating someone like a woman literally costs me nothing

[uncut pebble]

@granite mural the community has come to conclusion that @lavish flame Deserves a time out

[jovial temple]

Aidan Can you Ban the whole Server

[uncut pebble]

It’s obviously sarcastic 😂

[granite mural]

Its very crazy

[jovial temple]

You don’t have rights to speak

[uncut pebble]

Yh I didn’t say u were

[bitter apex]

Erm

[crimson basalt]

Bros trying to dom a femboy 💀

[uncut pebble]

Yh I wouldn’t involve urself for ur own mental health

Lies

[crimson basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-26713413

Hes the guy in the back obviously

[granite mural]

@uncut pebble lets not be racist

[pastel atlas]

gta 6?

[granite mural]

You are giving me a hard time

[uncut pebble]

Pretty sure a femboy has balls 🤨

[granite mural]

Who doesnt!

[pastel atlas]

how you know?

[uncut pebble]

I’m not lol. Asians r good

[crimson basalt]

You guys realize there are minors in this server and yall are talking about boobs and balls 😭

[uncut pebble]

Cos otherwise they’d be trans

[uncut pebble]

Oh fr

[jovial temple]

You Need to stfu

[granite mural]

No details needed

[bitter apex]

When I did it I was told to stop but when other people do it it’s okay

[jovial temple]

Youre Not human

Nah

[uncut pebble]

So we need to remove the minors

Simple

[crimson basalt]

Yeah, this why this server stops being fun once you grow up. Just a bunch of edgy teens who think their cool cause they play crime game

[uncut pebble]

Then we can actually speak freely

[jovial temple]

I command the Mods to Ban everyone in this server

[uncut pebble]

Everything loses its fun as u get older

Imma commit a war crime against ur house

I’ll introduce you to my friend mustard gas

Then you just have problems hold onto the past

It is Friday. Times up

Also off topic but I FUCKING HATE jeans

I already own 2

Now you’ve asked on a logged chat where it can be traced no

They’re so uncomfortable and inconvenient

I only wear them when I wanna look decent 😂

U mean occasion

Also I just clocked I just got a job in an all black outfit with jeans and mid top Jordan’s 🤦‍♂️

Not a very strong organisation

Thank fuck im changed now

Jeans r fuckin horrible

Thank fuck

Bye

[abstract cove]

@candid turtle cry buddy

@candid turtle cry harder bro

[near patrol]

Who ghost pinged me

Gfys hench

[bitter apex]

1st time wasn’t me fyi

[near patrol]

Yeah whatever

[bitter apex]

It wasn’t

[swift umbra]

What’s all this for?

[native heron]

What does b2b mean?

[swift umbra]

Back to back, means you do your heist first and then the other persons

So you do two heists in a close timespan

[native heron]

Ah alright thanks

[mellow pewter]

Back 2 back

[long otter]

Backshot 2 backshot

[granite mural]

Stop acting innocent!

You said worse

thanks bb

[mellow pewter]

lol

😭

[median swift]

I leave for 3 hours and I find this chat in this state😔

[bitter apex]

Right

Pretty much isn

Yeah

😭😭😭

[median swift]

Don't think it's normal to find the chat speaking about back shots all of the sudden😐👍

[bitter apex]

Sums up everything

[bitter apex]

Welcome to general chat 👍👍

[granite mural]

^

[bitter apex]

[uncut pebble]

Damn @granite mural we’re screwed

[median swift]

Suuuuure

[granite mural]

Im offended!

No what 😭

[mellow pewter]

lol

[uncut pebble]

Tbf aidan said “who doesn’t” when someone said “I like boobs”

Idgaf

[granite mural]

Stop targeting!!!

[uncut pebble]

🙂

[uncut pebble]

No ones targeting

We speakin facts

Nope that was u

U said earlier

That you’d drop it for Aidan

[granite mural]

What 🙏😭

[sharp glen]

💉

[uncut pebble]

I’m down 🙋‍♂️

Nah for drugs ye freak stfu

[mellow pewter]

Me want

[uncut pebble]

Yes

@mellow pewter is gang

[mellow pewter]

How about percs

[granite mural]

Dont do drugs bro

[mellow pewter]

Gang

[uncut pebble]

Cant sniff an injection dumb ass

[mellow pewter]

Why?

[uncut pebble]

Too late

[uncut pebble]

Gang shit

[granite mural]

😭

[mellow pewter]

📠

[mellow pewter]

Whole lotta gang shit

[livid rover]

Hmmmm

[median swift]

Inject it inside your nose I guess

[livid rover]

Hi guys

[mellow pewter]

Yur

[uncut pebble]

That’s inkjet 😂not injection

[mellow pewter]

Means fax

[livid rover]

Hello how r u

[uncut pebble]

Nah best place is led arm

[sharp glen]

Please pay the appointment fee of $1000 to @granite mural

[mellow pewter]

Good how about yourself gang

[uncut pebble]

Oh shit 😂

[mellow pewter]

Why?

[livid rover]

Good 👍🏻

[mellow pewter]

Dope

[sharp glen]

This medicine is available through appointment only

[uncut pebble]

He never gave me my appointment fees

[granite mural]

No!

[mellow pewter]

I gotta quarantine

Can’t go to appointment

[granite mural]

No english!

[uncut pebble]

Yh I’ll go to my normal dealer then

[mellow pewter]

Where the 🔌 at

[uncut pebble]

Pay me. You bitch.

[uncut pebble]

He lives end of the road lmao it’s easy

Feds don’t come round here anymore

[mellow pewter]

Lmao

[granite mural]

Im no bitch, I just said

[mellow pewter]

Fuck then Feds

[uncut pebble]

Then pay me

Ain’t talkin to u shush

[bitter apex]

Thoughts u said fuck the French then 😭💀

[mellow pewter]

Lmao

[bitter apex]

I mean true with both versions tbf

[mellow pewter]

I got no disrespect to the French

[crimson basalt]

Thats unfortunate

[uncut pebble]

Tbh the French don’t do much. They just claim our words come from them instead of their true Latin origins

[bitter apex]

🥖

[uncut pebble]

The world wouldn’t change without France

[mellow pewter]

We we

[granite mural]

Ill pass

[mellow pewter]

🔥

[bitter apex]

Real

[uncut pebble]

Yh pass me the cash

[granite mural]

I aint money bank go away

[uncut pebble]

Cos I’m tryna make deposit

[mellow pewter]

Lmao

[granite mural]

Dont use NSFW words

[uncut pebble]

🤣🤣🤣

[mellow pewter]

🤣

[granite mural]

Youll get timed out

[uncut pebble]

Ok let’s not pls

[crimson basalt]

Yall are actually wierdos

[granite mural]

If you wanna find out the hard way......

[bitter apex]

And 3 warning points! Trust me not a good idea

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-steve-carrell-michael-scott-peeking-spying-gif-8222622

[crimson basalt]

Aiden is 13 btw

[mellow pewter]

👀

[uncut pebble]

Your rug is like cardboard. Invest in a tissue or a sock

[bitter apex]

Hi

[uncut pebble]

Yh I already got more than I like Icl

[granite mural]

Im not sure

Guys dont trust that

[crimson basalt]

I think he still wants to make his deposit, you should run

[bitter apex]

I had like 7 but appealed most of mine

[uncut pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/kevinmcgarry-wcth-nathan-id-gif-22428108

[bitter apex]

Personally I think your 30

[uncut pebble]

I was told to leave it a bit

Lvl

[granite mural]

Boost

[bitter apex]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[bitter apex]

Yeah need to wait 2 weeks to appeal

[granite mural]

30

[bitter apex]

30 I think

[uncut pebble]

Ah right. I ain’t even been active that long 😂

[bitter apex]

That image

[uncut pebble]

Actually I may have been I seem to remember messaging on Christmas

[bitter apex]

Gif is 30

[viscid haven]

gif is 30

[granite mural]

😭

im losing my job

[viscid haven]

[uncut pebble]

Damn I ain’t even far off

[bitter apex]

Mod dosnt even know stuff fire him now!!!

[near patrol]

Demoted

[granite mural]

im cooked please

[uncut pebble]

Make him one of us

Don’t make him one of this guy tho

Can we demote him to less than nothing?

[near patrol]

Faire

We can

[granite mural]

After all that

[uncut pebble]

Nah the other guy

Ban u

[harsh scarab]

is it possible to keep the corvette police car

[upper fractal]

Hey, @harsh scarab It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[bitter apex]

Hey, @granite mural It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[granite mural]

hey no

[uncut pebble]

Yh buy it

[bitter apex]

Hey yes

[crimson basalt]

In what mission do you find a corvette cop car

[bitter apex]

😭

[uncut pebble]

Thank fuck

[crimson basalt]

@uncut pebble Why are you still on last gen console

[bitter apex]

Cya

[harsh scarab]

I was just being chased around by 2 griefers then i found this on the impound lot

[uncut pebble]

Cos goin to buy another one is a whole thing and my purchases get flagged by the bank cos tax evasion

[crimson basalt]

Xbox series s is like $200 at this point

[uncut pebble]

Yh I got a load of hard copies and ain’t buyin digitalis for everything. It comes to another like 400 for me

I’m better off buyin an x

[crimson basalt]

Just say ur a kid whos parents won’t give money to 😭

[granite mural]

Uhh

[crimson basalt]

4 years to save $500

5 years actually

[uncut pebble]

Lmao I’m a mechanic

It’s just more effort to prove where the money came from

[crimson basalt]

Just pay ur taxes then

[uncut pebble]

Maybe this year

Make it my new yrs res

[viscid haven]

your british right? only reason you would get flagged for tax evasion is if your getting paid cash in hand and actually tax evading

[crimson basalt]

If you can pay for xbox live to play gta you can save for a series x

[viscid haven]

but it wouldnt even be you tax evading it would be your boss

[uncut pebble]

It gets deposited in my bank account

[viscid haven]

in the uk the boss is ment to pay the taxes

[granite mural]

Ill not mis you

[uncut pebble]

I just don’t pay it. I keep it all in separate accs and move it

[viscid haven]

you should be good then a call to your bank saying your making the purchase is enough

[viscid haven]

huh?

when you work in the uk tax is already taken from the paycheck

if you work for someone

[uncut pebble]

Not necessarily

[granite mural]

Omg

[crimson basalt]

In America you fill out forms and it gets automatically deducted from ur paycheck before you receive it.

[granite mural]

No cool

Not

[viscid haven]

yhh you dont have to do that here

only when you work alone you have to do taxes

[uncut pebble]

There’s a certain way a contract can be signed to allow you to do your own taxes

[viscid haven]

but if you work for someone else its the bosses responsibility to sort tax out

every job iv had taxes automatically come out my paycheck

[harsh scarab]

Ive never heard taxes in my whole life

[granite mural]

Youre no better

[crimson basalt]

Yeah its like that here in the US

[uncut pebble]

Yh there’s a few ways to work around that

[granite mural]

Youre too young

[wraith mantle]

Hi

[viscid haven]

so you're avoiding tax?

[crimson basalt]

I get taxed like $3

[uncut pebble]

Not to you

[granite mural]

Who came up with the name 😭

[viscid haven]

huh?

[bitter apex]

Uhhh yessss

[main wharf]

I still dont understand how to do them

[uncut pebble]

Not as far as u know

[bitter apex]

Y e s spells yes

Definitely

[wraith mantle]

My parents and its an indian name bruv

[viscid haven]

if your bank is flagging you for tax evasion and your telling me there's ways around it then it sure sounds like tax evasion aha

[viscid haven]

theres nothing more the goverment care about then money

you wont last long avoiding tax

[uncut pebble]

Oil,property,land,screwing ppl over

[wraith mantle]

My sources says that there are trains in gta 6

[viscid haven]

all money involved

[lusty atlas]

TAX EVASION ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[uncut pebble]

No because the first 3 are all power related more than money. As a country England has more money than necessary anyway

[viscid haven]

[granite mural]

Damn

[uncut pebble]

Never

[wraith mantle]

I hope they will add destructable enviornment

[lusty atlas]

I got my taxes deducted too automatically

[wraith mantle]

Even my hometown guys can't pronounce it properly 🤣

[uncut pebble]

Bro u rly wanna destroy shit. Imma just give u a sledge hammer

[granite mural]

Yikes

[viscid haven]

theres so much tax involved with land which = money, oil is just money in there eyes and also property comes with many taxes

[wraith mantle]

Nah just give me a nuke

[viscid haven]

cant convince me one of the only things they care about is tax and money

[lusty atlas]

You kinda do it then you finish it

[wraith mantle]

[uncut pebble]

I mean in terms of gov ownership. Not the peoples stuff. As in if the government can get any of those they’ll take them no questions asked

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[viscid haven]

sounds about right

[uncut pebble]

If you own a large portion of the oil rigs in the world then you damage the defences of other countries and their ability to put up an offence

[lusty atlas]

I own a few quarts of oil

[uncut pebble]

If you take land, you’re more likely to be in a better tactical position to attack in any given case cos you’ve got options.

[harsh scarab]

Why does online feel laggy ashell man even at priv sesion but on story mode nah

[viscid haven]

we had alot of land more then we do now

[wraith mantle]

On Sundays everyone should get gif perms

[uncut pebble]

I’ve just been in a bmw that has to have 2 full bottles put in it every week

[uncut pebble]

Ik. Countries don’t like being under reign of others

That’s why so many are at war

[lusty atlas]

Get a ford no problemo

[viscid haven]

war also = money

[uncut pebble]

Fords aren’t as fun.

[lusty atlas]

You driving the wrong fords

[viscid haven]

what kind of ford?

[uncut pebble]

Right now you’re just being ignorant. What’s the point if you ain’t gonna even be reasonable

[opaque ingot]

Bruh

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[opaque ingot]

My hate for r* is growing minute by minute

[uncut pebble]

For escorts,Ford sierras and a mustang for a bit

[opaque ingot]

Apparently I don't own the game anymore💀

[viscid haven]

that sucks

[opaque ingot]

It needs another activation

[fading valve]

Windows Security/Defender removed 2 viruses from my PC.
Good job Microsoft for making Windows 10's and 11's built-in antivirus software somewhat effective.

[bitter apex]

Ewwwww u

[lusty atlas]

To each their own but I love f150s

[uncut pebble]

British music is rly fucked now

[lusty atlas]

I like the road prescense

[lusty atlas]

Hi buddy

[charred ice]

I wanna smash ur pfp

[uncut pebble]

Beamers r better

[bitter apex]

Depends if your into drill / rap or not

[bitter apex]

Wsg

[lusty atlas]

My friend has a 97 540i I will admit it’s pretty fun

But his trans is non existent

[uncut pebble]

I am but “I stamped on his head so much, he can probably still remember the smell of my feet”

[charred ice]

Please

[uncut pebble]

Nope 90s 3 series

[charred ice]

No

[lusty atlas]

I just had an interview

[bitter apex]

Lmao

[uncut pebble]

I’ll volunteer

[bitter apex]

To get locked up???

W

W

[uncut pebble]

What’s urs for?

[lusty atlas]

Its a full time position for students for the summer

Idek what I’ll be doing uet

[uncut pebble]

Ah right fair enough

[lusty atlas]

I just know they loved me

[bitter apex]

lol

[lusty atlas]

They’re gonna try and place me somewhere that has to do with my program (cs)

@bitter apex

[bitter apex]

@lusty atlas

[lusty atlas]

Lmao

[bitter apex]

Ahahha

[opaque ingot]

Bruh

[charred ice]

@charred ice

ur pfp

[bitter apex]

A proud racist is a good racist

[charred ice]

send link

[lavish flame]

Hi

[granite mural]

doxxing is too much to say

[charred ice]

fr

[lavish flame]

Are you a femboy? 😭

Are you straight?

Ohhh

No then

Well maybe

You like tits

But you like femboys

So it's a 50/50

Me

[opaque ingot]

Bi

Probably

[lavish flame]

😭

[opaque ingot]

How

[charred ice]

how

[lavish flame]

how

[bitter apex]

@lusty atlas does

[charred ice]

and fr boys

[lavish flame]

And femboys?

[charred ice]

femboys

[lavish flame]

😭

[charred ice]

u forgot

[bitter apex]

You cannot be talking

[lavish flame]

Why 😭

[bitter apex]

😭

[lavish flame]

I'm Connor again chat

[bitter apex]

👍

🤪😏

[lavish flame]

No we think you like femboys

Meaning your not straight

Unless you don't like femboys

[bitter apex]

Loool

Just be racist in my dms it’s fine

[lavish flame]

Do you like femboys or not?

My mum's 37

[bitter apex]

Got

Hot

🥵

[lavish flame]

I refuse to believe your straight