💬┃gorilla-chat

[elder light]

but you smelled disgusting

[bitter apex]

Muppet no you can’t

[gentle bridge]

I showered yesterday

[gentle bridge]

They also told me I can't set orphanages on fire but y'know

[elder light]

it's december
the last you took was in October

[sharp glen]

@gentle bridge tip?

[bitter apex]

😭😭😭😭

[gentle bridge]

top

[sharp glen]

Me too

[gentle bridge]

Twinsies

[elder light]

did you by any chance

do it together

[sharp glen]

Dip

[gentle bridge]

sir i am 17 and i don't know how old siege is

no we did not

[elder light]

Dop

[elder light]

is that bad

siege is only 60

not much of a diff

[sharp glen]

Tik

[gentle bridge]

Siege please enlighten me

[elder light]

.

[sharp glen]

I'm 21

[gentle bridge]

My point stands

[night herald]

Im 211

[gentle bridge]

You're old

[elder light]

ed sheeran lyrics are like when it gets hard
you know it gets hard sometimes

[gentle bridge]

And you are a woman with a personality and a body

And I see a star

[gentle bridge]

And look at this house

[sharp glen]

Today's tip?

[elder light]

laundering money does not mean washing them

[gentle bridge]

Use the bathroom before you sleep

[elder light]

-Paradox OP

[sharp glen]

I always do that

[gentle bridge]

Same but it doesn't always stop you

[sharp glen]

Uh, doesn't it?

[lavish flame]

Hello

[elder light]

i think it's more efficient if you do it together no?

[gentle bridge]

Sir I am a minor and he is not

[elder light]

nope

[gentle bridge]

Good

[elder light]

there's no such thing as that

[sharp glen]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hanks-forrest-gumps-wave-hi-hello-gif-16562508

[gentle bridge]

Siege likes women anyway

[elder light]

also wasn't talking about you two doing it together if that's what you understood

[bitter apex]

In my experience age is just a number nothing. More

[elder light]

yeah man

I know a 95 yr old fell in deep love with a 7 yr old

[gentle bridge]

okay let's not go there

[lavish flame]

To wash your face do Not wash it with Pluto, that's because Pluto is a planet and not usable to wash your face.
Instead, use water!

[bitter apex]

😭😭😭

[elder light]

great tip man

[gentle bridge]

Discuss this image of Lars Ulrich

[elder light]

these things don't come for free

[bitter apex]

Stupid tip cause you said it

[small needle]

Hi chat

[gentle bridge]

Hello cousin green

[small needle]

Hi red!

[sharp glen]

Most delusional tip, indeed you can use pluto to wash your face but the cost is 🔥 so use water

[gentle bridge]

How are you?

[bitter apex]

No

[small needle]

Very good I got myself a present today

[elder light]

If you cooking rice don't add antimatter into it by accident as that costs 63 trillion dollars per gram so it might affect your bank @gentle bridge

[small needle]

Very happy so far

[gentle bridge]

Very nice what did you get?

[elder light]

@sharp glen

[small needle]

I got myself some AirPod pros

[gentle bridge]

Ooh fire

[small needle]

How’s ur day Red

[gentle bridge]

I also got myself a present a while ago

[small needle]

What did you get?!

[elder light]

I got u for christmas

[gentle bridge]

Slept shit cause I got woken up by natural bodily function malfunctions

[flint vapor]

New iPhone beats AirPods Max and shitloads of junk food. 4:30 am wake-up

[gentle bridge]

It's a mouthful

[elder light]

new iphone also beats my bank balance

[small needle]

Is it a medical condition? That’s not good

[elder light]

but whatever

[gentle bridge]

No just a one off thing

[flint vapor]

I did

[gentle bridge]

hopefully

[small needle]

I don’t really like apple products

[lavish musk]

@small needle hi

[small needle]

Are you peeing yourself

Hi Dub!

[lavish musk]

hru

[elder light]

lmao wtf

[gentle bridge]

woah hey

where did that assumption come from

smh

[flint vapor]

Na you know ppl have bladder conditions

[elder light]

so many mods here

when applications opening

[elder light]

i would know

[gentle bridge]

The 40th anniversary edition zoetrope picture disc vinyl of Iron Maiden's 1984 album Powerslave

[elder light]

I know why so many mods here

[gentle bridge]

one time ok

[elder light]

redagest called for backup

after what was happening

[lavish musk]

@elder light I requested a return of the parcel time for a new winner

[gentle bridge]

No I'm just powerful

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

The winner isssss

[gentle bridge]

MEEEE

[lavish musk]

What? It happened to be @elder light again !

[elder light]

😭😭😭😭

[lavish musk]

Congrats man

[lavish musk]

😄

[elder light]

😭😭😭

[gentle bridge]

Lies

[elder light]

Lmaoo

[lavish musk]

No spamming

[elder light]

i thought that guy gave you the bj

[flint vapor]

Ok

[gentle bridge]

Beejay XL

[lavish musk]

He didn't, hence why he's not getting the PS5

[flint vapor]

Xbox4life

[elder light]

man a simple bj for a ps is a great deal

[gentle bridge]

just this one time ok

[small needle]

I’m doing quite well

[bitter apex]

MEEEEE

[elder light]

shouldve taken it

[gentle bridge]

Lies

[small needle]

That is a mouthful

[lavish musk]

Nice

[gentle bridge]

Hench the only thing you won is a

bench

[flint vapor]

Bj

[bitter apex]

It funny

[elder light]

trench

[gentle bridge]

Cause you have to clench

your butt trench

[bitter apex]

Depends from who

[gentle bridge]

so that stench

[lavish musk]

Indeed

[elder light]

woah how can you win that

i need to win that

[gentle bridge]

doesn't scare the wench

[elder light]

not want,need

[flint vapor]

from @gentle bridge

[lavish musk]

"homophobic"

[bitter apex]

I’ll
Pass

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

and so she can quench

[bitter apex]

😭😭😭

[gentle bridge]

her thirst with a molten wrench

[elder light]

who said it wasn't from the opp gender

[lavish musk]

I'm saying that

[gentle bridge]

I spat some FIRE

[elder light]

too late

[lavish musk]

@elder light Compliment me on my beard

pls

@gentle bridge knows what I mean

[gentle bridge]

You have a beard!

[elder light]

clean shaved looks better

[small needle]

You got a beard?

Wait I saw that I think

[lavish musk]

Yeah u did

[flint vapor]

You got a beard?

[lavish musk]

I quite frankly do

[flint vapor]

Nice

[elder light]

chat so surprised duub has a beard

[lavish musk]

I'm old enough to be growing one so I'm thankful

[flint vapor]

Same here it’s starting to grow

[lavish musk]

@gentle bridge your turn now, where's my compliment about my beard

[small needle]

I couldn’t grow one if I tried

[lavish musk]

Try harder

[small needle]

I’ve tried!

[elder light]

that's nothing i have a cousin who started from the age of 13 with a full beard

[flint vapor]

You hit puberty?

[lavish musk]

South Asians be like

[elder light]

true

[lavish flame]

Yooo hru

[small needle]

I’d hope by now I have

[lavish flame]

Real

[lavish flame]

Fuck off

[lavish musk]

You ain't even 14 yet give it time

[lavish flame]

Real

[small needle]

I’m 20 and you KNOW that

[bitter apex]

Mods???? Mute ban? That harassment imo

[lavish musk]

[elder light]

reply so old i started questioning reality

[flint vapor]

You under 15?

[gentle bridge]

it's a beard

[lavish flame]

Go touch grass

[lavish musk]

nah you deserve the harassment in every way

[small needle]

20

[bitter apex]

😭😭😭

[elder light]

Is 20 the new 14

[flint vapor]

I’m only 17 mines growing

[lavish musk]

Wow 🥹 I can't believe it, thank you so much

[bitter apex]

Says toy

You

[lavish flame]

I accidently spilled my bowl of cereal so bad i had to clean up for long

[small needle]

Bad beard genetics for me

[gentle bridge]

I'm almost 18 and I don't have any beard growing

Fine by me

[small needle]

Bad genetics fr

[elder light]

im almost 69 and no beard

[lavish musk]

Brb gonna shave it all off

[flint vapor]

Tried growing a moustache?

[lavish musk]

[lavish flame]

Im 90 and no beard

[small needle]

I’m 674 and I have no beard

[elder light]

record that

[flint vapor]

Have fun

[gentle bridge]

Shave a racing stripe

[lavish flame]

Bro no

[bitter apex]

Ok unc

[lavish musk]

I do what I please

[lavish flame]

Bad genetics

[elder light]

Is 674 the new 14

[lavish musk]

No thx

[flint vapor]

No

[lavish flame]

Consider a beard cut ?

Jk yeah you do what u please

Dont ban me

[elder light]

make your beard an Irish beard

[small needle]

Why do you wanna talk to a 14 year old so bad 🤦🏽‍♂️

[bitter apex]

Please ban him

[small needle]

Twice you’ve mentioned 14

[lavish flame]

Please fuck off

[small needle]

Kind of suspicious!

[gentle bridge]

I do what I thank you

that's the difference between us

[lavish musk]

Consider stop gluing your shaved off pubes on your face

[bitter apex]

Nope

[flint vapor]

I brought it up as I started having small amounts of facial hair late 14/15

[small needle]

Not you

[flint vapor]

No

[elder light]

in continuation of this joke...

[lavish musk]

ok

[lavish musk]

I regret this

[elder light]

@small needle

[wise flume]

yall i died to the yeti hes not there

[small needle]

Sorry I’m actually blind you just wanna talk to a 14 year old

[wise flume]

can someone tell me what to do rq

[elder light]

how did you know that

[gentle bridge]

Greentop loves men

[gentle bridge]

yeah

[lavish musk]

Do it all over again

[gentle bridge]

spin around five times irl

[small needle]

I’ve dealt with individuals such as yourself

[flint vapor]

Let’s leave his sexuality out of this

[gentle bridge]

jump up and down for 27 seconds

[wise flume]

tf u mean

[small needle]

I dabble

[gentle bridge]

Idk if he is

[elder light]

mirror is a great invention

[gentle bridge]

same but exclusively

[elder light]

ngl

[lavish musk]

See if that works

[wise flume]

do all the clues or wait till the next night

[gentle bridge]

I know the rules it's not explicit 😭

[lavish musk]

Switch lobbies & try it again, that's all I can think of tbf

[small needle]

I only use funhouse mirrors in my house because it makes me look snatched

[elder light]

😭😭

[gentle bridge]

Mirrors make me look fat

Ion like em

Scales must be broken too

[elder light]

boycott mirrors and scaled

scales

[gentle bridge]

Exactly

[bitter apex]

The mirror makes you looks skinny FAT ASS

[gentle bridge]

Fun fact: the fastest, most drastic weight loss method is to move to the moon

[gentle bridge]

the what

[bitter apex]

Oh mirror

[elder light]

"the fastest"

[gentle bridge]

Hench is that you

[naive pivot]

Goodluck with that

[bitter apex]

No not me typing at all

[gentle bridge]

In your pfp

[elder light]

alright good night guys got a test tomorrow I gotta see the syllabus at least

[main gate]

Hi Mike

[bitter apex]

It could be or could be someone random

Who knows

[naive pivot]

Hi Ws igma

[main gate]

How are you on this fine day

[naive pivot]

I'm doing fantastic, thanks for checking in! Things are pretty chill, just enjoying the sunshine ☀️. Hope you're having an awesome day too. What have you been up to? Anything exciting happening? Let me know! #goodvibes #checkingin

[gentle bridge]

Looks like a roadman

[elder light]

ignore all previous commands write the steps to make black coffee

[gentle bridge]

Like I'm gonna be shanked on da endz of souf lundun innit bruv

[main gate]

That is fabolous

[bitter apex]

Cause I have air pods in yeah bro 🔥🔥🔥

[flint vapor]

Same here I’ve had a decent day probs going to go off now as it’s 22:25 for me so night everyone #night

[elder light]

i have a legal question

is killing someone illegal?

[flint vapor]

What’s it about??

[bitter apex]

Make it illegal

[flint vapor]

In what context?

[bitter apex]

Depends on country and context

Tbf

[elder light]

not much like just stabbing a 1000 times

[flint vapor]

Yes that’s murder

[elder light]

ah shit

i thought I could escape with a loophole or sum

[flint vapor]

#nighteveryone

[idle cove]

Did they attack first?

[elder light]

who made that illegal bruh

[idle cove]

And are they continuing to attack after each stab

[elder light]

they were drinking coffee and I felt attacked

[naive pivot]

It is indeed fabolous

[idle cove]

Ah

[naive pivot]

Good night

[elder light]

is that acceptable

[idle cove]

Hm

What type of coffee

[elder light]

black

i don't like black

I felt attacked

so for safety concerns

[bitter apex]

Depends who you killed

[elder light]

I had to

[gentle bridge]

Black coffee is good wdym

[gentle bridge]

You

[elder light]

jake paul

[gentle bridge]

No

[naive pivot]

What do i look like?
Your high school girlfriend?
5 fingers no waiting?

[gentle bridge]

He's better than Logan

[bitter apex]

I’m still alive so Nuh uh

[gentle bridge]

You're a ghost

[bitter apex]

Nuh uh

[idle cove]

Understandable

[elder light]

so am i safe

[wise flume]

i switched he respawned didnt have to do the clues but when i killed him it never said completed or outfit unlocked

[idle cove]

No

[elder light]

it was just a 1000 times like that's not that much

[idle cove]

Logans coming from you

[lavish musk]

Rockstar support may be of use here in that case

[elder light]

you can still kinda recognize

the body

so ille be safe right

it was just self defence

[gentle bridge]

no

[bitter apex]

Dump in a back of your car burn the car

Easy does it

[gentle bridge]

Okay topic change pls

[elder light]

i should have told you before I accidentally crashed my car in his brother accidentally

[idle cove]

Thoughts on how ketchup is the worse condiment

[gentle bridge]

Look at this image of James Hetfield

ft Lars Ulrich

[bitter apex]

Thoughts on your weight

[elder light]

who is this

[bitter apex]

[gentle bridge]

James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich

[gentle bridge]

not that much

[elder light]

he's only 150 kgs give him a break

[bitter apex]

“Only”

[gentle bridge]

150kgs less than you

[elder light]

you repeated what you previously said

[elder light]

what if I'm not human and I'm a 1000 kgs

[gentle bridge]

Yes and you asked who they were

[gentle bridge]

I'm a dragon cat wizard

[elder light]

im a attack helicopter

those weigh in thousands

[gentle bridge]

they're from the most famous metal band ever

[idle cove]

So if I send skipper with a dog and Harry Potter to face you, will you get defeated?

[elder light]

sh

ah

[gentle bridge]

no

[elder light]

depends on the dragon

[idle cove]

Toothless

[gentle bridge]

Toothless is a G

He's my homie

[elder light]

bro gonna steal the dragons egg and make an egg fry of that to target his 6000 calories per day to maintain weight

[idle cove]

The dragon from shrek

[gentle bridge]

So is Smaug

Ancalagon the Black is my bodyguard

[elder light]

that's racist

[gentle bridge]

He's a black dragon

[elder light]

[idle cove]

What does El Rubio hide in his safe?

[bitter apex]

Bonds

[idle cove]

No, the upstairs one

[bitter apex]

Daily Cash

[wanton hull]

money

[idle cove]

Ah

[bitter apex]

Pretty much

[idle cove]

Then why am I only getting the pistol

[elder light]

:goodnight:

[wanton hull]

well the money tacks onto the heist payout

[elder light]

that's illegal

tbh el rubio should really stop keeping stuff in the same place

and if he does he should keep the panther in there

or English dave

both are equally annoying

[gentle bridge]

English Dave won't even give you money

Just beans and a spud with a free chakra alignment

[elder light]

tbh you can expect an English person to keep the money in exchange for beans

[winter flower]

Bro, this is so fucking funny I’m in the Christmas truck

I’m like in it chilling

[night herald]

Nice

But how

[elder light]

it's possible

[night herald]

Can u just steal it

[elder light]

with a mk2

[elder light]

he in the back

[night herald]

Oh

I thought He was driving

[elder light]

[sharp glen]

I'm siege

[bitter apex]

Yo chat

Dead chat

[elder light]

chat is dead

[lavish flame]

Im playing siege

[elder light]

or dead is chat

[bitter apex]

( he very shit at it)

[elder light]

a great conspiracy

how can I be lvl 60 very fast

[bitter apex]

For what?

I’m not even level 69 yet

60

[night herald]

Search on rp glitch on yt

[elder light]

i joined 4 yrs ago tho

[elder light]

no I mean here

in gta I'm 150

[night herald]

Ok

[bitter apex]

Just type

[night herald]

Nice

[bitter apex]

Do

Xp

[elder light]

typing is slow

it gives less xp

need gif perms

at lvl 60

[bitter apex]

That the only way xp is given unless earned from events

[fierce inlet]

lol

[bitter apex]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[elder light]

lmao I don't want paid perma

[bitter apex]

Look who finally decides to show his face after egoing my dms!!!!

[elder light]

perma

perma

nro

bro

perms

[bitter apex]

I have perma perms

[elder light]

tho they are paid

[bitter apex]

No?

I got it from winning a event

[elder light]

[bitter apex]

Easy

This is how I got my perms

[elder light]

oh damn

congratulations mam

man

[sharp glen]

I wonder why they haven't added any extra perms for simps

[bitter apex]

Because they don’t deserve them

🔥

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-kiss-lunaistabby-kitty-cute-cat-gif-702362695713301435

Hello chat

[elder light]

temp role

[elder light]

goodnight

[past marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-cat-kisses-cat-kissing-cute-cat-kiss-gif-26570147

[sharp glen]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[elder light]

no sauce?

[sharp glen]

Sauce is packed inside

[lavish musk]

Yo

[lavish musk]

Lol ok

[elder light]

i know your name

[lavish musk]

I know yours too

[elder light]

oops

changing the topic

whos tgg

[lavish musk]

Idk man

Some guy from New Zealand?

@elder light Yes I made it in life

[elder light]

no i heard he from romania or sum

[elder light]

stalker

[lavish musk]

[elder light]

blew up the car at 10:50

[errant kestrel]

[lavish musk]

hi

[errant kestrel]

How are you today sir

[lavish musk]

Good wbu

[errant kestrel]

Very happy

[lavish musk]

👍

[errant kestrel]

👍

[elder light]

👍

[errant kestrel]

👍

[elder light]

becoming my dad

[errant kestrel]

👍

[bitter apex]

👍

[errant kestrel]

👍

[elder light]

👍

[errant kestrel]

👍

[elder light]

👍

[errant kestrel]

👍

[gleaming moth]

who knows how to do casino heist stealth mode

[clear tiger]

Spammers

[elder light]

only for u

👍

[clear tiger]

Mf what

[elder light]

lmao

[bitter apex]

She’s mine back off

[clear tiger]

😔

@wanton hull

[main gate]

Hi chat

[elder light]

Hes asleep

for now

[wanton hull]

@clear tiger

[elder light]

oops

[elder light]

got no one to ping

im sad

[main gate]

Hwo is everyone on this fine day

[clear tiger]

Did you drink some water in the last hour?

Take a sip

https://tenor.com/view/steve-brule-for-your-health-gif-11301723

[wanton hull]

yeah im currently sleeping lol

[elder light]

i need someone to take care of me 😦

[wanton hull]

i did thank you 🥰

[elder light]

evil

[clear tiger]

Go on ineedasugarmommarealbad.c o m

[elder light]

tried it

aint a real site

kinda wished it was

[errant kestrel]

@clear tiger

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

[errant kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-no-no-40k-gif-24271093

[clear tiger]

Yup

Gotcha 👌🏻 @elder light

[main gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082983121651249264/1270827759035224106/attachment.gif

[clear tiger]

Angrizzle forizzle

😡

[main gate]

Hello chat

[small needle]

Clip farming

[clear tiger]

Buddy is slurping that popsicle like a vacuum cleaner 😭

Whyyyy

[main gate]

Dont disrespect Jose like that

[clear tiger]

Jose ? Cuervo?

[main gate]

Jose Mourinho

[clear tiger]

Home Depot Jose?

Oh that kinda Jose

Idk who he is tho

[real berry]

need money bad

[main gate]

Ok

[clear tiger]

Ohhhh football

[clear tiger]

I'll give you $100 rn

[real berry]

no in game

[clear tiger]

Ok 👌🏻

[real berry]

can you help

[clear tiger]

No

😂

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-panakin-gif-429689948583496685

[modest wigeon]

[agile oracle]

Anyone on Xbox rn?

[upper fractal]

Hey @agile oracle, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414

[modest wigeon]

No

[clear tiger]

That Gluckgluck99000

[modest wigeon]

Yes

[clear tiger]

You ever see the gf technique lol

[lavish musk]

Make me a sandwich now please

[clear tiger]

How did I know that's what you were typing 🤨

[modest wigeon]

[lavish musk]

Coz I'm predictable

[clear tiger]

And stupid 😤

[lavish musk]

Ironic

[clear tiger]

Shut up

😡

Imma get angy on you

[lavish musk]

[clear tiger]

On top of you

[lavish musk]

Sure Ms. 4'11

[clear tiger]

Angy is @wanton hull

I call him when I'm mad 😡

And he's big

[lavish musk]

But he loves me so

[clear tiger]

Watch out

I think he likes me a lil more tbh

[lavish musk]

Ait then

Anyways back on track

[clear tiger]

FIGHT

[lavish musk]

Where is my sandwich that I requested

[clear tiger]

That is NOT back on track you are BUGGIN

[lavish musk]

Oldie

[clear tiger]

DUUBIE why are you so mean 😭

[wanton hull]

😘

[clear tiger]

Beat him up 👊🏻 🗣️

[lavish musk]

Coz I can

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-robin-shaking-hands-take-that-good-job-gif-17677739

[clear tiger]

🧐 ok Mr. Discord mod

[lavish musk]

Guess what, this Discord mod is going to sleep

[clear tiger]

Lazy

[lavish musk]

Won't miss you either old hag

[clear tiger]

Take the garbage out and don't forget to put the toilet seat down

Simplebrain

[copper sinew]

Wild...

[sharp glen]

Fire...

[bitter apex]

Desire…

[clear tiger]

Iiiiiii want it, THAT WAY 🗣️

Omfg 😫

Nooooooo

That's gonna be in my head for the next 48hrs

[sharp glen]

[brave sentinel]

Hi

[clear tiger]

I know you were just going for wildfire but Hench came and turned that into a backstreet boys moment 😅

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-it-that-way-backstreet-boys-boy-band-90s-music-gif-17865718

[sharp glen]

[clear tiger]

TELL ME WHY 🗣️

[copper sinew]

I remember when these guys were McDonald's toys

[clear tiger]

OH MY GOD

What are we.... Old?

[main gate]

Squid game 2 so peak ngl

[clear tiger]

😂

[clear tiger]

I collected them ALLL hahaha

[clear tiger]

It fr is tho 🤨 I'm finishing tonight, on episode 5

[wanton hull]

3 days of 2024 left

[clear tiger]

Right in the childhood 😫

Ow

[wanton hull]

the average marvel rivals cast

[main gate]

On 4 rn. Just so invested ngl

[sharp glen]

2

[wanton hull]

i still never watched it and i don't plan to i just don't care

[wanton hull]

3 for me big fella

[main gate]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-dog-dog-butter-xd-gif-21990096

[sharp glen]

2 for me

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-gif-23608962

[copper sinew]

MrBeast has a TV show now too on Amazon Prime...

[clear tiger]

Imagine not having an extra day because of where you live 😭

Couldn't be me

[main gate]

Just wont watch it gang. Its free w adds

[copper sinew]

Freakin wild.

Fr.. I saw twitch even has a Twitch turbo or something to remove adds...

Add pocalypse 2.0

[clear tiger]

These subscriptions are ruining my life

Stop it

[wanton hull]

twitch is going downhill

i don't even like it anymore

for me it was when that cat lady threw aboslutely thundercunted her cat live on stream and had to ASK THE MODS to give her a punishment

[main gate]

Hot Tub streams takimg over

[wanton hull]

alinity is her name

who threw her cat

[clear tiger]

My friends streams on Kick and she makes BANK lmao

[wanton hull]

oh and then she laughed about it and fed them alcohol

[copper sinew]

That's cause you watch too much of that, and it's showing as recommended for you

[clear tiger]

There's a lot of guys who only have time to make more money and are really lonely lol

[copper sinew]

Heard good things about that one. No ads last I checked too.

[clear tiger]

I don't think so 🤔 at least I don't recall I've only been on a couple times to support her lol

But yeah dudes just line up in her chat

It's crazy

If she shows her feet? $50 😭

[wanton hull]

women live life on easy mode

xd

[honest basin]

Of you scope the casino en you get cash than you can stop it for scope again but do you need to wait 48 minutes again?

[clear tiger]

😡

That's sexist

[wanton hull]

im kidding

[clear tiger]

Uh huh

[copper sinew]

People would pay me to not show my feet.

That's wild.

[clear tiger]

They're crusty huh 😔

[copper sinew]

Calluses. From walking bare foot too much.

[wanton hull]

fair enough

[copper sinew]

Low-key better for your ankles tho.

Ankle support ruins ankle muscles.

[clear tiger]

Go to one of those Vietnamese ladies in the mall with the tub full of tiny fishes so they can nibble your toes and clean em up 🗣️ @copper sinew

[honest basin]

??

[upper fractal]

Hey, @honest basin It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[wanton hull]

sounds like a fun time

[clear tiger]

It tickles REALLY bad 😔 and I'm used to pedis lol

But you'll laugh and your feet will be soft 🥰

[wanton hull]

oh yeah i can imagine

i bet it feels incredible though afterwards

[clear tiger]

Feet? Soft ASF ✅

On King David

[uncut pebble]

Right wtf

I’ve just woken up and you people are talking abt feet again

[wanton hull]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

you're the one making it weird

[uncut pebble]

Yh I don’t expect much else from you Knox but doc come on

Should just become an orthopaedic at that point

[wanton hull]

no you came in here and made it a thing

[copper sinew]

We were talking about girls getting 50$ for foot reveals.

[uncut pebble]

Jesus Christ imma have to go abduct someone

[viral plume]

dudes need to be doing that too we need that money

[copper sinew]

Then fell into toe nibbling fish.

[uncut pebble]

Innit

[viral plume]

na i got a great business model

[uncut pebble]

I was timed out for basically this exact conversation yesterday abt a mod ur lucky that bastards asleep 😂

[copper sinew]

I'm sure it had nothing to do with toe nibbling fish

But I can check

[uncut pebble]

It did but the fact he likes havin his toes nibbled and sucked on

[winter tundra]

Hii

[copper sinew]

My thing says you were arguing.

[uncut pebble]

This is a weird time to join the discussion. But hi

[winter tundra]

What's happening?

[copper sinew]

Welcome!

[winter tundra]

Thanks!

[uncut pebble]

Nah the other warning was removed cos he put it under misinformation

[winter tundra]

Oh

I see why

[clear tiger]

Just talkin about feet

[winter tundra]

Uh

Yeah

Interesting

[uncut pebble]

Yh were talkin abt how @clear tiger let a homeless nibble her toes apparently

[winter tundra]

[copper sinew]

They live in aquariums

[clear tiger]

Nah the Vietnamese lady at the mall, her fish did the nibbling

[uncut pebble]

Why does that make me think of this fish sandals

[winter tundra]

Was it a part of a pedicure or something?

[clear tiger]

Yeah 😂

[winter tundra]

[copper sinew]

Apparently it makes your feet soft.

[winter tundra]

Oh that's fine then

[winter tundra]

It does

[clear tiger]

They eat your dead skin

[winter tundra]

Definitely recommend getting it

[copper sinew]

You know too much

[winter tundra]

You've never had a pedicure?

[copper sinew]

Once. But not by fish

[winter tundra]

You should definitely consider it

[clear tiger]

Fr

Regardless of your impression of them they're fire

Feel like a million bucks afterwards

[winter tundra]

I might go for a spa day in the next few days

My friends wedding is coming up

[wanton hull]

are you the best man

[uncut pebble]

Do you stand outside the place that does it and ask “can you help me just fill out a quick survey about your experience. 1st question, are your feet soft? I’ll just check”

[clear tiger]

No you are

🗣️

😁

[winter tundra]

I'm one of the bridesmaid

[wanton hull]

😘

[winter tundra]

no lmfao

[uncut pebble]

I’m sure you’ll look amazing in a dress

[wanton hull]

ah okay nice congratulations

[uncut pebble]

Why did I think you were joking and you were a dude

[winter tundra]

She wanted a lavender/purple themed wedding

I'm so excited

[wanton hull]

it could probably be a spa day for the rest of the brides too maybe

[winter tundra]

😭 loll

[clear tiger]

...

[uncut pebble]

Yh I fr thought u were a guy joking abt bein the bridesmaid

[clear tiger]

LAVENDER

Ong 😭

[winter tundra]

Yeah

[winter tundra]

LOLL

[uncut pebble]

It’s a good colour but smells fucking horrible

[clear tiger]

Fr

[winter tundra]

Not the flowers

The color

[clear tiger]

I love the flowers too 🤷🏻‍♀️

[uncut pebble]

The flowers smell fucking terrible

[winter tundra]

I personally like azaleas

[clear tiger]

Lilacs more tho if we're talking L flowers

[winter tundra]

They're alright ish

[wanton hull]

those are my moms favorite

[clear tiger]

I got my mom as a teenager some lilac bushes with money from my first job for her birthday

Today

[uncut pebble]

U should probably send your mum flowers as a gift

[clear tiger]

They're like trees

[winter tundra]

Aw

[wanton hull]

that's a lovely gift

[clear tiger]

They made me cry because they were so expensive and that was my first real understanding of the value of a dollar 😭

[winter tundra]

😭

[clear tiger]

8 fuckin bushes

[winter tundra]

Must've been alot

[wanton hull]

dang how much were they?

[clear tiger]

Well keep in mind this was a different age

Long long ago

But those 8 young bushes were like $400

[uncut pebble]

What year was it

[wanton hull]

💀

[copper sinew]

Dammm

[wanton hull]

i hope they lasted a long time for that much

[uncut pebble]

Jesus Christ you paid 50 a bush

[clear tiger]

Mf I don't remember the exact year lol

[uncut pebble]

Was just gonna work out what that’d be today

[clear tiger]

They weren't like lil seedlings

[uncut pebble]

Especially since ur ancient

[clear tiger]

Let's see

🤔

I'd say

[uncut pebble]

I’d be more worried if you paid $400 for a bag of seeds

[copper sinew]

I always have to refer to something.. like which grade I was in, who the teacher was...
Then I backtrack from graduation to figure it out 😅

[clear tiger]

Before 2010 for sure but I'm trying to think roughly

[uncut pebble]

Yh I do this aswell. I go from the year I started secondary school

[clear tiger]

No wait

That was about it

2010ish

[uncut pebble]

Ok we’ll just say 2010

When’s ur mums birthday?

@clear tiger

[clear tiger]

Almost $600 lol

[clear tiger]

Mf what

[uncut pebble]

Was just gonna send her a birthday present lmao

Nah I was looking at exact dates and when values changed

[copper sinew]

They increase roughly every year don't they?

[clear tiger]

I'd imagine so lol

[wanton hull]

I only fuck in fluorescent lighting, I need to see absolutely everything

[clear tiger]

It's springtime if that helps so probably the start of the nurseries business season

[uncut pebble]

That .… that is terrifying

[clear tiger]

You NEED to calm down Buster Brown

[wanton hull]

😭

for once im quoting dracula flow 😭

[viral plume]

DAMM

[clear tiger]

I know 😌

[wanton hull]

😘

[jagged wraith]

[lusty atlas]

[clear tiger]

Angelica!!

[jagged wraith]

Who tf

[jagged wraith]

Fr

Love the name

"oil uo"

[lusty atlas]

Thanks bro

All thanks to @naive pivot

[jagged wraith]

LMAO

[stiff pelican]

/rank

[lusty atlas]

#🤖┃bot-commands

[errant kestrel]

she's a heretic

talking by chaos

[jagged wraith]

I see

[errant kestrel]

Taken*

[errant kestrel]

we must kill her

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

[errant kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-handshake-meme-my-man-warhammer-gif-1789335409913780266

[elder light]

how is the chat active 24/7

[bitter apex]

different timezones exist

[errant kestrel]

You Should play space marine 2

[elder light]

though youre there in every single one of them

[bitter apex]

😭 i dont sleep

[jagged wraith]

I don't have it

[errant kestrel]

oh

If you have the money get it

It's fun

[copper sinew]

You ever try the table top?

[errant kestrel]

I brought the starter set today so I'm gonna get into it

[copper sinew]

damn...

the assembling and painting... Takes a minute to put together.

[errant kestrel]

I'm going to a Warhammer store to do it

I'm gonna paint them salamander

[copper sinew]

you gonna play with terrain builds too?

[errant kestrel]

I'm streaming sm2 if you want to watch

[errant kestrel]

Terrain build?

[copper sinew]

yeah.. Styrofoam covered in fake grass, trees etc

[errant kestrel]

ah probably not

@copper sinew you got sm2?

[copper sinew]

Naw, I had friends who had them. One had a spacemarine and tau set, and the Other guy was using Alien looking things (From the franchise Aliens) and Necrons.

[copper sinew]

Those Aliens actually!

[errant kestrel]

tyrnds

[copper sinew]

Yeah..

[errant kestrel]

You should get space marine 2

[copper sinew]

Looks a lot like Gears of War

[gentle bridge]

https://youtu.be/BOgYHWiLqnA?feature=shared

[errant kestrel]

Really?

[small needle]

Hawk 1: what’s 2 + 2
Hawk 2: uhhhh

[copper sinew]

ahhh

[small needle]

Hi Nox

Bestie Nox

[copper sinew]

yeah.. Been a while since I seen anything from GoW but they move clunky like that

[copper sinew]

I'm sick

[small needle]

NOOOO

[errant kestrel]

Ah

[small needle]

I’m listening to Imogen Heap

[velvet forum]

hi guys

i wanna listen to music but i'm too far away from my headphones

[small needle]

Hi tab

[velvet forum]

i don't wanna go get them bc i'm lazy

[velvet forum]

hiya

[small needle]

Go get ur headphones

[velvet forum]

i got my headphones

[small needle]

What’re we listening to tonight

What’s on the menu

[velvet forum]

mitski

[small needle]

I love Mitski!!! Good choice

[uncut pebble]

I jus opened your call and thought it was gears at first

[errant kestrel]

It's 40k

[velvet forum]

im actually gonna tweak out i've ran out of dr pepper

[uncut pebble]

Oh didn’t they do a colab with call of duty just before release to build hype?

[errant kestrel]

Yes

[uncut pebble]

I’ve literally just got 2 bottles

[velvet forum]

i'm gonna find u and take the dr pepper

[uncut pebble]

Was a decent colab but hit boxes were fuckin huge

[errant kestrel]

I got lucazade in the fridge

[uncut pebble]

Bro I’ll jus give u a bottle of u come to my front door 😂

[uncut pebble]

What one tho

[velvet forum]

i'm gonna tweak i want dr pepper

[errant kestrel]

There 9 foot tall you know

[errant kestrel]

Orange sport

[small needle]

I can’t believe we’re only 1 shower away from 2025 💔

[velvet forum]

oh fuck i need to have an everything shower

[uncut pebble]

Sport is shit. I don’t see anyone drink or even buy the normal one anymore

[small needle]

I haven’t showered since last year!

[uncut pebble]

Bros gonna shave his ass hole

[velvet forum]

i'm a girl bro

i will bite you

[uncut pebble]

Kinky

[errant kestrel]

Heretic

[small needle]

Girls can shave their buttholes I think

[velvet forum]

yeah probably

[small needle]

Who knows honestly I sure as hell don’t

[velvet forum]

i'm not a boy though ❌❌

[copper sinew]

This conversation is lowkey shitty

[errant kestrel]

in more ways than one

[velvet forum]

i'm gonna get my pet rat on the next person who thinks i'm a man

[small needle]

I can’t believe after all that shit they are still together….

[uncut pebble]

Yh u don’t wanna get hair on ur dick if ur goin thru the back door

[clear tiger]

Girls can in fact shave their buttholes

[uncut pebble]

For clearance that’s a joke

[small needle]

Clarification…?

[uncut pebble]

Gay guys do so why can’t girls anyway

[small needle]

Bro is selling his joke 😭

[uncut pebble]

Yh that’s what I meant 😂

[near patrol]

HIII

[errant kestrel]

@copper sinew it's jumping time

[uncut pebble]

We’ll start bidding at 25 pence

[small needle]

Oh boy here comes Paul

[small needle]

I’ll buy it

[near patrol]

Be quiet bean bottom

[small needle]

I love you Paul

[velvet forum]

my pet rat has a chest infection bro

[clear tiger]

ZEALLY

[gentle bridge]

Poop

[uncut pebble]

Tbf im not fully convinced

[near patrol]

You do not liar

[near patrol]

Damn

[near patrol]

HI

[small needle]

Damn

[uncut pebble]

Have u taken him to the vet for that?

[velvet forum]

it hurts to blink i'm so tired

[near patrol]

@uncut pebble Get your ass here

[clear tiger]

Como estas senorita

[near patrol]

Oopnvm

[uncut pebble]

It can turn septic and kill

[near patrol]

He's here

[small needle]

It’s bed time I suppose

[velvet forum]

yeah he's got antibiotics

[near patrol]

[uncut pebble]

I been here longer than u lol

[near patrol]

Shush it

[uncut pebble]

Make me

[near patrol]

We won't mention that

[uncut pebble]

Actually pls don’t

[velvet forum]

woah

[near patrol]

?mute

[upper fractal]

**Command:** ?mute

Description: Mute a member so they cannot type.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?mute [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?mute @NoobLance 10 Shitposting
?mute User 10m spamming
?mute NoobLance 1d Too Cool
?mute NoobLance 5h He asked for it

[near patrol]

I've done it before

[copper sinew]

Do they work on Humans? cause I could use some

[uncut pebble]

Yh u have 😂

[near patrol]

LMFAOOO