#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Good, apart from the average IQ here

Its shit
You mean, you make it drop harder than a rock?

No
I said I bring it up
Sure pal
So smart fr 
what was it about
I don't remember tbh
I’d get that shit 
Bro stole my pic
womp womp 𓆏
It should be in detail and longer 
You probably reposted it like 5x already like all your other memes so no troubles
I shall find new pics
This guy post the same 4 pics
boringggg
bro is after all alive
who?
Who?
@fierce inlet how the fuck am I supposed to know
How are YOU still alive after getting brain damaged by playing siege 
go check the fucking logs?
type shi
Maybe check your fucking notifications
😭 bro acting like he dosnt know
ew it's u
a discord mod
it’s maybe fucking deleted so i can’t fucking check
Skill issue
Get good
just be quicker than
easy
Ew it's you
A discord mod
Ew it's you
A discord mod
i do have a life outside this dumb shit
Playing siege all the time doesn't count

Ew it's you
Hench
says the 1 that was playing siege at 9am on christmas day
siege 🤮
yeah because i fs was playing siege all day on fucking christmas
Siege 🤮
i bought that shit for you 😢
@austere sluice @sharp glen wow
I don't even have the game, right mike?
Y'all talking shit now?
I played GTA the whole day so

Yup
why am i not surprised
What's the beef with me?
Ew seige
Smh
What's seige?
Fug ya mum
🗣️📣🔥🔥
nonce
i might buy the game
lol
u cannot comment after what i caught you saying to younger children the other day
To play with @fierce inlet ?
seems like a friendly guy
type shi?
he very mean to me
Ok
he not nice
shi?
yeah you probably fucking deserve it
😭 fuck you mean type shi 😭
womp womp ☃️
its a SNOWMAN
Woah there
Let's calm down
FUCKING prick
Woah there
Let's calm down
no thanks
Woah woah
Not cool
Let's spread some positive energy and send blessings
Shall we?
how about no
Fuck you
rude
Blessings be, friend 🙏🏻😇 peace to you and yours
But fuck Hench
Figuratively
thats reserved for someone sorry
Wait a minute
You didn't read the figurative part or you wouldn't have yapped that
No blessings, only damnation here
@past marsh YOURE THE FEMBOY
Ofc
I just realised
Peace 😇😊
Wtf is the context of this 💀
Yup
Fuck you hench
Literally and figuratively
It's simple really
Fr 😭😂
He's a femboy
Huh
i bet u do
someone should share there steam games lol
On King David? Shawty how you comin
we good
Like wym
It's not meant to be understood
Hi
How do u like my new role 
Oh I'm fine then
@lavish musk nice pfp
Ppl spend their lives pondering King David and his lessons
Oh damnn
Thx 
Why....?

Low taper fade> king david
Anyone gonna buy a new gpu in January?
No
Mf you are out of pocket rn
Ima buy a new bsf you can have my old ones
Take that sucker
The leaks for amd and nvidia look ass for the upcoming generation ngl
whats that
I haven't even seen this meme yet
It must not be good tbh
Gay person uterus
Baguette? 😲
yeah I was planning to
Take that back now
Or else i will have to punish you
money‘s tight tho
Oooo punishment 🤤 whatever will I dooooo
Lowkey might have to go with intel to build my pc if their 1440p card has as good price to performance as their b580
No coffee for a month
that‘s a blessing, not a punushment
This punishment is not what I was imagining

😈
Depends
no it doesn‘t
Caffeine addicts are the weirdest people. When i drink coffee that shit just makes me feel sick ngl.
lookin good there mo
Low taper fade>
Hey screw you guy
YOU'RE weird
We get it u are jealous
Nope
U asked for it
Jealous of what?
thank you bro
Jealous bcz u cant enjoy coffee
I‘m sorry what
I was imagining spankings or something 😭
Not caffeine deprivation
I was gonna say that but I thought it would be rude
I drink coffee for the taste, im just saying it doesn’t energize me
SO rude 😒
Then u are drinking some cheap coffee
Can you imagine?
they‘re into that
Any news for gta this week?
Nope any coffee , like i just get a very mild stomache ache instead of feeling energized
no
How would you know?
do you guys know whats massive
👀 hush
good ppl skills
One of my friends is genuinely addicted to caffeine and one time he deadass said “im not addicted i just can’t function without it”
Love you too
Awww
Sounds like a skill issue
That's crazy
yes
Yea
I don‘t love you
I can think of a couple things 🤔
I really don't remember asking
That’s harsh don’t ya think
It's true he didn't ask
He just told you his feelings
there actually is a dofference though
He is being rude
Treat everyone with respect!
now that‘s a serious case of alzheimers
-some freaky pig
"I don't love you"
Where is the respect here?
Hurts my feelings
There is none 😭
the respect is within the honesty
It's ok Mike you're justified
Oh damn. That's deep 🤤🥴
Well treat people the way you wanna be treated, unless it’s indubitably or jew they don’t deserve it
🫠
Nice and deep
lol
Love you too
Deep discussion
I see
that‘s what they know me for
Man I played with a teammate and that person couldn’t deploy the parachute
Honestly Aidan too doesn’t deserve it
I did 😁
@lavish musk you busy
wut
Okay not busy good
Oil up
no she didn‘t 
Oil uo
Well true she didnt
Like diddly
I did tho
Je n'aime pas les Britanniques
that doesn‘t surprise me
True
C’est raciste ça
moi aussi
So you hate yourself
Vous parlez français?
I was trying to change team
How do I become a monkey
I meant
I think that’s the wrong language
You calling us freak?
j‘avais correcter ça
Treat everyone with respect

gosh my french skills are rusty
Im asking a question espèce de canard
Damn got eeem

Dude playing watch dogs easy mode is hard man
was that correct tho
No one is higher than the table
The marquee is too prideful
What for? For me sending you on a one way ticket to ban land?
Yo chat
what a mod thing to say
What’s good
I normally don't but @lusty atlas deserves it
Guys is there a way to equip the mask and the helmet the same time?
Idk
YouTube exist
Anyone tryna play gta i have a pc and ps4
yt sucks
Well those ones are old
Ok mb
I want y'all to know that I'm inhaling THC
How can I send screenshots from ps to phone?
Well
You must have remote play
?
There is no way else
The remote play app
Ps app
You can connect it and take screenshots
I download it
Bro ps app is for downloading and purchasing games
Lol no
Ok then?
No weekly update this week?
I just want to see gta 6
Mike is right
Check yourself
You're funky 😘
😘🫣
What do I do next
if anyone wants a gta online mod for pc dm
Fuck to the no
Yea
And
Take ss on console
Send to ur friend or your other account
Then open ps app
Go to messages and click on the ss and there will be an option to save the image
Ok
Thanks
Thx Mike
What a community helper
@lavish musk give him his role
Good guy Mike 💪
lol
Np Tauriel
Hi everyone
Sup
You
Hanging out with my friends hbu

Heading home from my sisters house
Do you celebrate Christmas?
💪
Okay, heading to bed now! 😴 Had such a long day, but it was pretty great overall. Feeling so sleepy, can't wait to dream about 🍕 and 🏖️. Goodnight everyone! ✨ Sweet dreams and see ya tomorrow. 👋 #goodnight #sleepy
Yeah I celebrate
He's a good Christian boy 😁
It was great
My familial festivities are ending rn
Had fun today
Mine ended an hour ago now I'm with my friends
I'm going STRAIGHT home lol
Mine ended and now I get to spend 1 hour and 30 mins in the car
Yay
Are you the one driving?
No
Which arguably makes it worse because I have nothing to focus my mind on
Luckily I'm only gonna be driving for like 30
Oh
Probably thinking about someone special eh?
Sup lameos
Ur mum
Fug ya mum
Yeah Ronald McDonald ❤️
You know where she is?
Working
Dead
Fuck I really wanna make a joke but idk if you’re serious or not
Yoooooooo
🔥
New strats dropped
@wanton hull make ur joke
Real
Mmmmm no
😤
I don’t think I will
I'm gonna go listen to death lotto
It was probably funny
It goes hard
It really does 💞
Didn’t think many ppl rly done festivities anymore
He want my blood but I ain't bleeding🗣🔥
Oh hell yeah we're festive AF out here 😄
Please 🥺🙏🏻
What part of the world r u from. Hear only the elderly rly bother
@clear tiger he just called you old
Well when you say that 😏
I personally wouldn't let that slide
Yo nah tf 😂
Listen

LMAO
😭
I meant here 😂
😭
Come then how old r u let’s see how old u rly r
Make sure to count your days

Nah I’m chillin I can’t count anyway
God may forgive you but she won’t
I'm just gonna go cry in the car
Fr
Just the one? You underestimate me
"A"
I’m joining you in the car while also crying so wait up
Later skater
I didn’t even call u old 😂 @near patrol jus shit stirring like tru chef
I'm 100
Delete that or else you’ll actually get warned for that
They don’t play around
Hey ur just worried cos u invited urself into her car
Chill bro
Mf I am not saying my real age y'all will call me old again
So ur 34?
No cause discord will nuke this server for it if they find that shit since we’re partnered
Who says that 
Ah right well fair enough
@clear tiger don’t destroy the server
I’ve been in servers where they’ve been nuked because too many people made those jokes
If you’re in that many servers your research is conclusive then you in some dodgy asf servers my guy
He's a good Christian boy
No u ain’t

Well I’ve been on discord since 2017 and I’m in a lot of servers
Yh my Mrs tells ppl the same thing
How old are u
This like my 5th acc
Let us all be civil
😄lol
Too old for you boss 🫡
Not again
Old
No
Mr pickle tickler do you need a formal letter expressing my disinterest for your pickle tickling services
Neither is ps4/5
Technically yes
Yes

How come technically
Dm me ur address then. I’ll send that shit first class
U gotta have the same version installed
To play together
Probably the Xbox 1 version is playable on series x
Well the Xbox one version can be installed
He's not lying tho he's pretty relentless. I'd get on that
No u won’t 
Mail him dookie 🥰🥰🥰
Spot on. Nice guess
Oh makes sense
Bro I’ll write that shit out rn
UwU
Fr i better have that shit in hand by Friday 
I will not feed his fetishes sue
A lil dookie for your pookie 🥰🥰🥰😍😍

STOP 🛑
Lmao
I am done ✅
Drop the addy

No take me to dinner first 
Bathroom trip between starts and mains?
This turning into a whole ass date now
Hold up
Dawg wtf
I ain’t getta bend this man over? Nah fuck allat
Why are u lactose intolerant
Or something
No I just won’t be spreading the butter 😉
😂

Ay yo
Nah I’m done w this shit now 😂
Bros down bad for me
Autism has entered the chat
He's not the only one 😘
I’ll paint ur testicals orange
Ant was gettin it
No 
How?
What that not match ur eyes or sum shit?
How would you do that?
There’s a snake in my boot
Ah shit. How’s purple?
Iodine
No 
There’s a snake in my pocket
These old shorts fr
Well paint ur own bollocks then
There was a chick who was on the highway in Detroit who had an emotional support python and it got loose
No arts and crafts 
Wish I was joking
Tbf if she forgot to feed it then ngl it didn’t get loose. It got tighter
Har har
I need one of them
It escaped on the highway and there was a story about it
Bro said moving spike strip
The snake was lost after the lady was in a car crash
I used to have a ball python. Their bites just feel like bein poked with a needle
@clear tiger is it time for ur mid day nap at that nursing home
Freaky nursing home
Never know
Them oldies depraved as shit. U ever seen em at a public swimming pool? They just sit and stare at guys in their 20s

Yeah I know. Happens at the bar all the time.
My grandfather was sitting on a couch at their nursing home.
Never thought I'd hear my dad say "Hey! That's not your husband!"
Just me or do bars get boring too quick now?
No she at my crib
No. Just have to go with the right people. And the right bar
Idk if ur sayin u fucked ur grandad or you watched some old ppl fuck
Did somebody say bar
Family owned bars have the best atmosphere.
I wanna go to the bar
@wanton hull I'd take ya lol
Until one decides they don’t like you. Then ur fucked.
Bet
@uncut pebble That's why ya gotta behave bro
It’s more fun to drink at home. They can’t stop u if ur in ur house
My grand dad wasn't really reacting. Turns out an old lady was getting pretty handsie with him.
Yo ray what you like dawg
Well shoot that’s fair
Miller
Nah not even. If ur havin a conversation and you happen to have an interest they see as obnoxious or impolite it can ruin ur whole night
Play gta or cod or even Minecraft while drinking every time you die and take turns and it’s no longer boring
Edibles and an aquarium is more fun tho
Play cod every 5 kills is a shot
Past a certain point you’d stop drinking. Better off playing deaths a drink and each kill is a drink for the other
@wanton hull made under the same company lmao
Yeah. They are
I'm smoking sequoia banshee boogers
Budweiser is banging idk what Americas obsession with bit bud light is
It’s like the same 7 corporations own most of the news channels in the USA
Bud light is piss water
Bud heavy is the goat
Edibles you can take anywhere. I used to smoke a lot of weed and got stop searched a few times after smoking and detained. Edibles you can buy or make and no one will know till they eat one or until they spent the day watching you
Have you ever had caramel whiskey + apple cider
That sounds a bit to artsy for me.
Edibles, or wax
It is the way
@clear tiger oh yeah
Nah try it
Send Pic of it.
There’s no “it” it’s a combo drink
You’re tellin me you’d rather do wax over edibles. You can just give a browny to a security guard and make them enjoy their job
Although edibles make the munchies SO MUCH WORSE
Twas not said by I
Omg. Okie. I've done angry and fire ball
Oh we have that at work.
Sound u bring the wax I’ll bake the edibles and we’ll see who enjoyed it more
Yo I literally was just saying I like both because both options are inconspicuous
I bet that mixes well with Apple Juice...
Yo freak the dispo from down the street loaded me up with free shit.
Spent like 15. Got like 60 bucks worth of free shit
Ah right so ur on that mix an match shit
So you collected 75 worth in total?
I enjoy all of the many ways science has been applied to weed ✅
Yes sir. Few pre rolls some dabs and an 1/8
Just dip some thc in the weed baggie an shake
Oh fire
You get infused flower there?
Probably does
Truly!
druggies
Basically just pollinated Buds
Same 😔
i’m normal
Anyone else realised they have a drinking problem today?
i don’t drink
No. It's not a problem unless you accept it
I meant weed in general
If ur a lightweight jus say that
no i don’t do that shit
Good point. Imma keep denying it and continue to start drinking at 7 am
Atta boy
Lmao. I can buy a 4L of thc for £100 here
Plus other state and local taxes
Like we lagallized here. So we get all sorts now.. drinks, chocolates, gummies, cookies, but Infused Flower or infused prerolls are like covered in dusted hash(pollen)
It's about 50% tax lmao
Pretty cheap here actually. Tax is dumb tho
Weed doesn’t have to be fully legalised to allow those
50! It's like 15 20 here
I just happen to live in the greediest state in America practically
what state
Who HAPPENED to legalize
@clear tiger ca?
I don't disagree, but lagallized, it's kinda in your face more.
Weed is illegal here unless you have a card but it’s hard to get. You can still buy cbd drinks,vapes,chocolate, the lot
Wait..... IL?
Cali is cheap for weed
Wow you should see the uk
They fully advertise this shit with massive banners in shops
Freak you in lilinois. Ik they greedy af
😞
It's getting more low-key.. we can't advertise liquor and stuff in Canada.
Yeah they suck
Feels bad man
West Greater London and a fair bit in wales
It’s mostly Chicago I think right?
ah fairs
That’s greedy
Hahahaha NO
Ya, how can we talk about this without @simple iron present fr
Well damn alright
Stl is bad too fr
Look up Tiffany henyard
Your advertising laws are fucked across the whole of North America. No tobacco advertising? Ruined a lot of shit. Ruining kids shows by removing the alcohol and drugs? Ass holes
Hiii
Corruption everywhere lol
I prefer to grow my own
Gotta love the Midwest
Indianapolis is probably the worst, maybe there’s a smaller town that’s even worse but I just don’t know
Idk man.
is anyone here from Maine
Is indianapolis a city in Indiana?
Just trying to stop it from looking "cool" cause it ain't.
How are y’all tdy
@quiet kraken hello friending
They what
Yeah the states capital city
They SUCK

😡

I burnt down a primary skl does that help?
Wtf is even in indiana
uhh yea
Is black ops 6 worth
yes
Corn. And myself
How are I
@crimson basalt It's like ohio
No
A bigger call centre with a carpark full of pickups?
How are u @sweet wigeon
Until MW 5 or whatever their at now
Damn bruh
i thought corn was wisconsin
@quiet kraken good my friending. How you
Wisconsin is cheese
Center*
I refuse to believe oklahoma is a real state. Never heard of anything ever from there.
Centre. Like metre
connecticut??
Very good I got the ps vr tdy
Forgot it existed
maine??
The only thing I know about mostly has to be the tornadoes
@crimson basalt Tornados? Like horrible shit. Oklahoma city bombing?
Do Americans spell it with “er” not “re”?
our english is the superior
Er
Yeah sorry that's the joke lol
Uk right??
Uk more like shithole
𝐧𝐨
Imagine getting arrested for a Facebook post hahaha
Yh lol
I like to make that joke at British ppl because we come from them
Couldn’t agree more
Isn’t the capitol in maine 💀
Not all of us
no
Wtf is in maryland
We're British ppl but better in every way basically
Lmao ur entire language comes from us but half of American don’t want to admit that
The gays mostly
Cookies
@crimson basalt Gay state
lol
Lots of crime
you’re funny
You fight like pussys with guns lmao. We get up close and dip that shit like a French fry
Delaware is also irrelevant after Washington crossed their river
you tell them
I'll dip you like a Frenchman
In some soup
I just remembered theres a state called washington, but its not irrelevant cause it has seattle
Bro. Ur fucking awesome carpet
only seattle
The French r pussys lmao
Fuck… French dip sandwiches go so hard
You’re a perfect match
I'd eat a Frenchman
Exactly
oregan, wyoming so many useless states
Feet up
You realise the without American and the British empire French would be nothing?
I'd unhinge my jaw like a snake
God that would be amazing
Wyoming has yellowstone national park and its known for being empty, oregon has the Oregon trail
I’d take that any day
Yep. Fucking hate France. It’s such a pointless country
name 1 thing rhode island and maine has
I really like their bread and pastries but like
Did yall know there's a north Dakota?
Their movies r shit. Why would you wanna watch a silent love movie
Also the gays
They're mean and stinky
Yea
Family guy
They’re not even good
What is there?
When did we start talkin abt India? U racist asf
Jk
Me too
Anything
Same
Washington dc
that’s near virginia
Corruption
Immigrants
Not a big fan of the government 30 on 30
USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
Yk America isn’t #1 in basically any statistical leaderboard?
Fuck you
Chicago has some of the best concerts and festivals
USA
American rly don’t like hearing that do they lmao
The only thing in virginia is the cia headquarters
West virginia is literally only known for the song
No group want to come to st.louis. they all get robbed
no i’m saying is that washington dc is in between virginia and another state
Do something about it then since you brought it up
And the Appalachians i guess
Well it's not true because we're the best at every conceivable metric
I need my level up in this discord server 😭
what’s the really nice city in Louisiana
Yes
New Orleans?
But the big metal thingy
And?
It's so cool 😎
You lead in the count of SIDS cases every year
Illiteracy in adults
And shootings
That’s it
Ok lol
Says the bloke
What a waffler
Innit
SIDS is sudden infant death syndrome. Not a misspelling of aids 😂
Cheerio
America #1
Cheerio?
We got orange man back
Tf is that for an insult
ON KING DAVID
Who?
Trump baby
Beans on toast
Go eat a crumpet
On the gang
Fr mf
YESSIR
All of the food invented in America is disappointing lmao
I wish upon you, a full plate of tea biscuits! 
Crumpets r shit. Idk who decided they were a good idea
We cannot talk about politics tho
We will rise and we the goat again
Name a food invented here mf
Exactly. So little food from America gets well known by the world cos it’s all disappointing
That's impolite sir 🥺
Tbf none of us can Icl
Didn't the British travel the world for spices and then proceed not to fucking use them?
Nah that’s actually a massive sign of respect in the upper middle class
Yeah that’s why I said it
@surreal geode wow you're alive
Ok
Serious time
Imma learn you some
I wish upon you Cinnamon Toast Crunch 
It's a surprise honestly
Wait what lmao
Tbf we also held the largest empire in history but also produced Gordon Ramsey
Lmao what
The burger we know of was invited in 1920 in a small lunch spot in America
The way you worded it sounded like something went wrong lmao
American cuisine (as an American living in America) does not exist because it's typically everything from around the world minus all the British bullshit 😒
I've been so busy with stuff I've barely had time to check discord or other sm
Fair
Oh yeah my bad 😭
I was expecting story time fr 
No beans on toast here
You missed my last giveaway because of it lol
Cuz British food is like wartime rations type shit 
Bread and beans
YUP
Oh damn
The first burger was most likely founded in somewhere in the British empire at the time
Anyways
Lemme check what it was
@copper sinew is there a lot of snow there rn
Naw lol. Hang on.
We do biscuits (scones as you call them) and gravy which is probably one of the best combinations ever put on this wonderful place we called earth
Nvm it was hamburg bin Germany. Not in America
That was a big giveaway
🔥
BISCUIT
GRAVY
It was indeed
That’s nothing for Canada bro
Holy shit nice
@lusty atlas that was last night
Lucky winner lol
Fr
NO we don’t call biscuits fucking scones. That’s the one thing that annoys me about American language. A scone is a different thing
Perfect timing fr
Yea bro white Christmas for once
Why who’s got the coke?
Hush up boy
Louis's lunch originated the classic burger we all know today
Considering we had none a few years ago, this is a lot.
Ok well what do you fucking call them
Bend over twink
Mr know it all
Last year cough cough
1776 L 
Yeah we don't have a lot of home cooks here I'll give you that but he just doesn't know the diff
Scones are scones and biscuits are biscuits
I'm like 6hrs north of you... Surprising difference in weather. 6 hrs north of here always gets more snow too
I guess our food education here is pretty bad ngl
Michelle Obama did that
Probably
Michael
Vile woman
Absolutely, couldn’t tell you how much snow there is there rn, but I assume it’s all melted by now 😅
Sorry "woman"
She actually tried to improve the situation
She a man for sure bro look at the shoulders 
It's actually perfect right now. Just enough to call it Christmas y'know?
Man hands
That’s really nice to hear, I currently have a green Christmas I’ll see if I can get a pic it’s kinda dark
Joan rivers revealed the truth. Then was taken out by the obamas
Yo
If it ain’t sparked then ur Christmas ain’t green nough
Scones are not biscuits
Hahahahaha
Ok too dark nice
is this server good now
No
What is going on
figures, some things never change 💀
Fuck no
Maybe? We kinda just bulling each other lol
this is now.
Lol
This is political warfare rn
Bros on a walk
Touch snow
This place is aids
Awwww all plowed:(
"In".... Yes...
Personally I love when it’s fresh I turn off traction control and just slide around its so fun
it’s always been, i just thought things have changed in this server but i guess now
Ya
🤯
I love the look of roads not plowed
There’s something peaceful about going out at 4am after a night of heavy snow thats settled by that point and being the only set of footprints
Makes your dough fart
Sounds like a french adaption on Le Evening 
Dough
This place has actually gotten worse because the fun people got banned
Right right... My dough doesn't fart.. but yeah I get it.
Agreed
Am I unfun 
Batter?
@copper sinew my friend sent me this Monday night in Whitby
Cake 
Bread
No ur fine
Damn. We got a bit more than that
More like the randos who come and shitpost
🙋🏻♀️
Toronto area stuff 🥲
On the gang
So long as it's not freezing rain I'm good
I love Canada tbh
That stuff hurts hitting your head
Anyone think Florida is kinda depressing
Fuckin mint place
It’s prolly the most interesting state
Not hail... Rain, that freezes on contact...
Look up Florida man + your birthday and see what comes up
