💬┃gorilla-chat

[copper sinew]

You both fail

[grave panther]

What

[wispy thunder]

How is that possible

[copper sinew]

Kermit is wholesome

[grave panther]

But then whos the real Kermit

[copper sinew]

He doesn't argue, he sings songs.

[copper sinew]

By this logic alone I can safely assume neither of you

[wispy thunder]

🎶 Why is there this duuddeee tryinggg to be me? Thats what im wondering why?🎶

[grave panther]

La la la lalalalala lalala lala do do do do doo I'm just all alone on the road but then I made friends to have some fun but the memories keep flowing down but whyy does it hurt just leaving them is baddd

[copper sinew]

Where's big bird in all this??

[lavish musk]

@copper sinew You're participating in this giveaway right?

[grave panther]

He's no muppet

He's a phony

Hey guys

Who's winning that giveaway

[copper sinew]

No

Should I?

[grave panther]

Yea

[lavish musk]

ofc u should

Having 2x PS5

[wispy thunder]

🎶This man wants to believe it. That he’s the one. But he is mistaken. And he’ll lear-n that he’s not the one🎶

[grave panther]

I wish you luck it you do lox

Nox

[wispy thunder]

I’m done trying to freestyle a fucking song

[grave panther]

Ayoo

Kermit don't swear

[copper sinew]

I can play with myself

[wispy thunder]

But he does

[grave panther]

Wait you and me

[lavish musk]

In what way

[copper sinew]

[wispy thunder]

Wait a minute

[grave panther]

Getting a ps5 pro

We'd get one together

[wispy thunder]

Perhaps we are Kermit from alternate dimensions?

[grave panther]

Hmm yeah

[wanton hull]

[mellow pewter]

💀

[grave panther]

But how'd you get here

[wispy thunder]

Like the spider verse only the Kermitverse.

[lavish musk]

[grave panther]

That would explain why your dark and im light

[wispy thunder]

I went to sleep in my swamp but woke up here.

[wanton hull]

there has to be a better way to phrase that

[grave panther]

I went to sleep with piggy in the swamp and woke up here to

[wispy thunder]

In my reality miss piggy cheated

I divorced her

[grave panther]

Oh sorry to hear

My Peggy's pregnant in my world

Piggy

She's expecting 4 kids

If you want you could have 2

[wispy thunder]

No I don’t want kids.

[grave panther]

Oof

[wispy thunder]

Miss piggy won the custody battle

[grave panther]

Oh my gosh I'm sorry sorry pall

[wispy thunder]

Ya :/

[grave panther]

I mean if you want we could go to a bar and talk about it

Wait

[copper sinew]

How many languages doess kermit know?

[grave panther]

All of them

[bitter apex]

at least 1

[thick acorn]

7 maybe 7.2

[grave panther]

He traveled the world

[wispy thunder]

All of them

[lavish musk]

@copper sinew bum

[wanton hull]

does racism count

[grave panther]

Plus we learn fast

[wanton hull]

if so, 2

[lavish musk]

Does .2 stand for sign language?

[prisma scarab]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/725773402756874340/1054250693780836492/blinky.gif

[lavish musk]

Yo

[grave panther]

We're from different time lines wdym he's obviously a darker shade of green

[prisma scarab]

Yo yo yo

[wanton hull]

what the fuck are you talking about

[thick acorn]

no just 7.2

[lavish musk]

Hru

[lavish musk]

Oh okay then

[grave panther]

He's from a different universe

[prisma scarab]

Tired

[grave panther]

He's from earth 789

[lavish musk]

Then nap

[prisma scarab]

I’ve done nothing all day and I’m already ready for a nap

[wispy thunder]

I am

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-sleepy-kitten-tired-cat-good-night-gif-25943194

[lavish musk]

Well, time to do it

[grave panther]

See

[wispy thunder]

Factual information

[lavish musk]

@wanton hull So my favourite narcissist

[grave panther]

I'm from earth 788

[prisma scarab]

No

If your from earth 788

Why are you here

[grave panther]

He's closer to us so he can travel within 5 days

[errant kestrel]

I got a rusty Chevrolet

[grave panther]

Your in the same universe as me

[lavish musk]

Nice, sell it

[grave panther]

788

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-ginger-cat-kitten-kitty-kitten-meme-gif-6672581048955362542

[errant kestrel]

No I wanted it for a reason

[prisma scarab]

No we on earth

[lavish musk]

Oh ok

[grave panther]

It's the other Kermit who needs help getting home

[wanton hull]

if you need to contact me at any time, don't. handle your problems like the adults you are

[grave panther]

Earth is in universe 788

[errant kestrel]

I need this

[lavish musk]

Lmfao

[prisma scarab]

I’m legally not allowed to drink yet

https://tenor.com/view/smol-illegally-smol-cat-cute-cat-boop-gif-3484507763170497045

[wanton hull]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grave panther]

O_O

[copper sinew]

bruh... I wouldn't be building it..

[wanton hull]

by the way, you can drink if you have parental permission. but you cannot buy alcohol until 21

[prisma scarab]

I have a bad sweet tooth

[wanton hull]

here in the usa

[copper sinew]

same

[prisma scarab]

I would eat the house before I get the chance to build it

[copper sinew]

here in Canada too

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-skittles-food-mine-no-gif-5155514

[wanton hull]

i would build it and then deliberately deconstruct it and eat it because it's more fun that way

[lavish musk]

Meanwhile in Belgium and Germany:
16, take it or leave it

[copper sinew]

ok then

[wild sage]

[lavish musk]

Hi

[copper sinew]

so like.. At 16 we can go to the market?

[errant kestrel]

Isn't 16 at home and 18 in a bar because that's how it is here

[lavish musk]

I mean, some alcohol can be bought from 16 and up

[lavish musk]

No, 16 for both

[copper sinew]

That's crazy

[errant kestrel]

Oh

[lavish musk]

Vodka etc, you have to be 18 for

[copper sinew]

oh...

what?

[wanton hull]

hard liquor is 18 and above but beer is 16 and above?

[lavish musk]

Yep, beer and wine

[wanton hull]

is that what im understanding

[errant kestrel]

Do you know how much a Bailey's would cost

[lavish musk]

Yeah so beer and wine under 15% can be sold to 16 and 17 yo's

[lavish musk]

No idea

What for even lol

[wanton hull]

that's so wild to me

[errant kestrel]

Mum

[lavish musk]

I can imagine lmao

[lavish musk]

Ok dm if you wanna elaborate coz I'm not getting it lol

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-running-away-escape-getaway-bye-gif-16631286

[lavish musk]

But then on the flip side, y'all can drive at 16 there

For me it ain't relevant coz I do neither

[errant kestrel]

I go to your country and buy a Bailey's then take it home

[wanton hull]

in some states you can get a learners permit at 14

[lavish musk]

Oh like that

[errant kestrel]

Ja

[lavish musk]

Ah yeah

That's luxurious for a big country @wanton hull

Over here we don't need that

[wanton hull]

idk what you guys call a learners permit over there

[lavish musk]

We have reliable public transportation

[lavish musk]

Ik what u mean dw

[wanton hull]

yeah but i wanna know what it's called over there

[copper sinew]

a learner's liscence

G1 I think

[wild sage]

Am I in the clear for the giveaway?

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/drum-subway-penguin-train-gif-3575790

you may have reliable transportation but we have fun

[lavish musk]

"Voorlopig rijbewijs" as in, "Temporary drivers license"

[lavish musk]

I'll need to ask the higher ups lol

[copper sinew]

in canada.. Then you get your G2 and G after a final test or something.

[copper sinew]

Level 15

[lavish musk]

no

Another thing

[wanton hull]

we are discussing minimum driving age... how about a maximum driving age

[copper sinew]

oh

[wild sage]

Fuck

But your a mod

And mods are able to blow up ppl

[wanton hull]

still have admins to get permission from

[copper sinew]

My grandfather was told not to drive by his doctor, as he was slowly kinda losing his mind.. Which tracks because he spent most of his final days shopping for a car he could never have

[wanton hull]

sorry to hear that

[copper sinew]

It could always be worse.

He was so excited when the orderly at the nursing home would bring him the magazines of cars to look at

😅

[wanton hull]

my grandmother cannot stand still for more than 30 minutes, she will still grocery shop at age 84 by herself and refuse help

[copper sinew]

I really depends on how you live your life. and what you do eh?

My grandfather liked his beer

and hockey games. and cars

[wanton hull]

Discuss

[copper sinew]

battered fries are the best

[viscid haven]

never had them

they sound nice though

[lavish musk]

hey lil

[odd bay]

yes

fries on a chicken and lamb over rice platter

thats why i love visiting NY

[grave panther]

Ayee

[simple iron]

Fake Kermit

[frank cobalt]

Yo guys

[bitter apex]

Hmm

[frank cobalt]

Is setting up the bunker worth it?

Like buying the upgrades and everything

[modest wigeon]

Perchance

[frank cobalt]

With upgrades, how many times do j need to buy supplies in order to make it full?

[bitter apex]

At least once

[mellow pewter]

Kinda it takes long tho

[lavish flame]

Yo does anyone know what the salvage for parts option does in the salvage yard?

Like is it worth the lower amount of money you get

[lavish musk]

Yeah it just makes you wait 48m to get less money out of the car lol

[lavish flame]

Why would you even choose that option then? lol

[lavish musk]

If you wanna do other stuff in the meanwhile

Like being too lazy to go sell it yourself

[mellow pewter]

🔥

[surreal onyx]

U got 3 million on gta what should i get

Bunker
Nightclub
Sub

[mellow pewter]

Sub first then nightclub

[surreal onyx]

Ok cool

The sub got a lock on it

[mellow pewter]

Wym?

[surreal onyx]

I cant buy the sub as it got a lock on ot

[mellow pewter]

Does it say anything why you can’t buy it

[surreal onyx]

No it dose not say anything

[mellow pewter]

That’s werid

[surreal onyx]

Ya

Im going to see what google say why iy got a lock on it

[mellow pewter]

I’m send it to dm

I sent it in dm

[frank cobalt]

I assume its either your level or you need to go to the music locker

[frank cobalt]

@surreal onyx

[surreal onyx]

Im level 36

[surreal onyx]

I might go and see the music lock see if that do anything

[mellow pewter]

I don’t think level matters for the sub

[surreal onyx]

Ok

[mellow pewter]

I sent you the sc you have to talk to Miguel

[surreal onyx]

Ok do u know where i can find them

[frank cobalt]

I remember my friend had it locked because of the music locker

[mellow pewter]

Phone

Under contacts

[frank cobalt]

If you've never been in it near the casino

[mellow pewter]

I think

[surreal onyx]

I been in the casino a few timea

Om going to try the music locker

[clever sigil]

hi

hola

hablo espanol?

como estas?

muy bien, gracias

where did bro his messages go

[copper sinew]

probably just didn't want to be told it's an english server.

[clever sigil]

i guess so lol

[shrewd saffron]

Peak

[clever sigil]

you deserve better

[shrewd saffron]

We ain’t even together but I liked her

We spoke

Ect

But

[clever sigil]

doomed

nah jk

[shrewd saffron]

Nah fr

It’s kl

I’ll stop speaking w her for a while

We have a streak

[small needle]

Give up

Also maybe she’s busy

[clever sigil]

its either one of the following things:
1: she just forgets to respond like me (i dont really open snaps so i just dont see chats often)
2: she doesnt like you

[shrewd saffron]

Nah she was online several times

[shrewd saffron]

Yeah lol

Idk rn

[small needle]

Chill maybe she’s busy 🤦🏽‍♂️

[shrewd saffron]

Yeah

[clever sigil]

busy with texting others?

cuz online

lol

[shrewd saffron]

Ik her snap is full af

But

It’s all good

I won’t stop yet

We weren’t even a thing rlly

[clever sigil]

yeah exactly. like i do streaks too but i dont open all snaps so maybe its the same thing and she just didnt see ur chat yet

[shrewd saffron]

I jus liked her

[clever sigil]

oh k

[shrewd saffron]

Yh

[clever sigil]

but "liked"

so

its all good now right

[shrewd saffron]

Yeah yeah

[lavish flame]

someone got 10-15 mins time to help me sell coke and bunker?

on pc

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#☝lfg-info

[clever sigil]

ah yeah, then youre fine

[lavish flame]

hm?

[clever sigil]

not you

[lavish flame]

oh okay

[daring lynx]

DD-MM-YYYY Trailer: 27-12-2024 Game: 08-05-2025

[small needle]

Fool

[wanton hull]

schizo ramble

[lavish musk]

lol

[near patrol]

If she keeps this up just move on

It aint worth it

[heady leaf]

How to get level of roles?

[lavish musk]

Chat, chat and chat

[grave panther]

[lavish musk]

Hi

[grave panther]

Hello how are you doing bro

[lavish musk]

Good wbu

[grave panther]

I'm great I'm just watching yt and thinking of what to do tomorrow

If im being honest I'm kinda bored so I'm trying to start a conversation

[heady leaf]

Thanks bro

[lavish musk]

Fair

[grave panther]

What do you think tomorrow might bring its quite exciting

[lavish musk]

I have no idea

Apart from the fact the winner will be announced

[grave panther]

What do you think of the new gta update

Well sorta

New

Hey who does the announcement anyway besides the bot picking

Like who does the @

[lavish musk]

The bot

[grave panther]

Wait so the bot for say would @lavish musk wins the ps5?

[lavish musk]

Some like that yeah

[grave panther]

Oh cool

[clever sigil]

how could you think of it else

[grave panther]

Well I think one of the mods or the person hosting it would announce

[grave panther]

Hey have you ever won something

[clever sigil]

well i think the bot will automatically announce it like every other giveaway

[lavish musk]

No, because I never participate lmao

[lavish musk]

Should be

[clever sigil]

bro already has everything

[grave panther]

Oh what about u

[lavish musk]

[clever sigil]

what about me

[grave panther]

Even a pc

Have you won anything

[clever sigil]

yes

nitro

thanks @lavish musk btw lol

[lavish musk]

Np

[grave panther]

Wait you can get free nitro from a giveaway

[clever sigil]

yes of course

if you participate

[grave panther]

Screw the ps5 I need nitro

[clever sigil]

what 💀

[lavish musk]

Ngl this is my biggest giveaway ever lmao

[lavish musk]

Someone needs to host first lmao...

[clever sigil]

honestly wouldnt believe it if it wasnt like that lol

ps5 is insane

[lavish musk]

[grave panther]

I already got a ps5 all I'm getting from the ps5 is a fortnite skin

[clever sigil]

oh does it include a fortnite skin?

thats crazy

my dad has a ps5 as well but i dont

[grave panther]

I mean yea I would be grateful because if I win it I could give it to my dad or my mum to watch films

And to game

[clever sigil]

fair

[lavish musk]

Meanwhile my dad: plays Clash Of Clans intensively

[grave panther]

Oof

[clever sigil]

lmao i got 2 friends whose dads play clash of clans as well

[grave panther]

My dad plays a random car game on his phone called hill climb

[lavish musk]

My dad plays it like crazy lmao

[clever sigil]

bro is defo max th

[lavish musk]

Just about yeah

[clever sigil]

haha crazy

i played it a lot back in the days

[lavish musk]

Best part; he started 3 years ago

[clever sigil]

i got some crazy rare item tho

wtf

[lavish musk]

Which one?

[clever sigil]

builder statue

[lavish musk]

Lol same

[clever sigil]

tf

[lavish musk]

2017 vibes

[clever sigil]

i never met someone that had it

thats crazy dude

[lavish musk]

I do lmao

When he left

The builder

[clever sigil]

yeah yeah exactly haha

thats like the only rare thing i got tho

[lavish musk]

Just about the same for me

[clever sigil]

i removed all the og obstacles from years before because i was a young idiot

[lavish musk]

[clever sigil]

like back in the days i didnt think those would become rare yk

[crisp trail]

Hi, I've got a question (idk if there's a question channel so i hope I'm fine asking here :) )
Say I've got 3 delivery vehicles for my MC, when i get into one in a public lobby, are the other 2 also visible to other playere? Or only the one I'm currently in?

(selling solo)

[somber sentinel]

Yes

[crisp trail]

F, ty

[somber sentinel]

No worries, try a LFG channel for people to help you

[crisp trail]

I find that there's way less griefers when i sell in a free aim lobby lol

[somber sentinel]

Normally is

[wanton hull]

rizz em with the tism boyos

[crisp grail]

is gta down?

[wanton hull]

could be

[grave panther]

Hello

[shrewd badge]

https://tenor.com/view/stand-cat-gif-27114887

[shrewd saffron]

Yeah

Going on holiday chat

I cba in the uk

[shrewd badge]

https://tenor.com/view/block-button-family-guy-blocked-block-peter-griffin-gif-21467361

[near patrol]

I like giving ppl a taste of their own medicine but that's just me

[near patrol]

Where to?

[shrewd saffron]

Yeah it’s ok

[shrewd saffron]

Switzerland

[shrewd badge]

leave her on delivered for 10 hours

[shrewd saffron]

❤️

[near patrol]

Aye nice

[shrewd saffron]

Crazy work

[near patrol]

I personally need a holiday

I went in June but I need to go again

[shrewd saffron]

Real

Ima go skiing

But we driving

[near patrol]

Sounds fun

[shrewd saffron]

So from London to Basel is 11hr

[near patrol]

I'd go crazy tbh

11 hours in a car is too much

[shrewd saffron]

Trust it’s chill

[near patrol]

Chill?

[shrewd saffron]

Nah u can stop u have food on the way

WiFi

[near patrol]

Yeah i know but after 4 hours I'd get tired

[shrewd saffron]

And can stop at several countries on the way

[shrewd saffron]

Yeah that happens

We just going to the euro tunnel

[near patrol]

A 15 minutes car ride will make me sleepy

Imagine 11 hours

[shrewd saffron]

Yeah it’s crazy

But the car is like an suv

So

[near patrol]

Ah

Still

[clever sigil]

how does bro go on vacation

[near patrol]

I personally like planes

[shrewd saffron]

Same

But it’s also cheaper

[near patrol]

Via plane

[clever sigil]

as well for vacations near?

[near patrol]

True that

[clever sigil]

like countries near

[near patrol]

Yeah

[clever sigil]

damn lol

[shrewd saffron]

0.6 gpa question

[near patrol]

They're easier and less time consuming imo

[shrewd saffron]

Ion know that gpa is but I heard they use that in the us

[near patrol]

Lol

[clever sigil]

hell no, you gotta wait for ages at the airport

[shrewd saffron]

They are indeed

[clever sigil]

if you go vacations near tho

[near patrol]

2 hours?

[clever sigil]

you also gotta go to the airport

[near patrol]

Some airports let you in 2 hours before your flight

[shrewd saffron]

But save money u can spend it in the country or better hotels

[near patrol]

Check in takes 1 hour max

[near patrol]

That's a 40 minutes drive

[clever sigil]

it also takes time to get from the airport to the final destionatin

like if you go on vacation near your country

[near patrol]

Depends where you're going

[clever sigil]

car is prob faster

[clever sigil]

ive been to various destinations and its not always near the aiport

[lavish musk]

@near patrol

[near patrol]

The plane journey doesn't even take 2 hrs.

[clever sigil]

plane is most of the times faster, but if you live in like belgium and you wanna go to the netherlands, car is way more convenient

[near patrol]

Let's say it takes 3 hours or less to get from the airport to your destination

That's 5 hours

[clever sigil]

^

dont need all that calculations

[near patrol]

Now if you were to travel by car that'd take 11 hrs

[near patrol]

He's going from the UK to Switzerland

[clever sigil]

yeah but thats what im saying, if you go nearby on vacations

11 hours aint near

[near patrol]

So plane would be easy

[clever sigil]

im just giving an example

yeah ur right

[wanton hull]

Hailey Welch (hawk tuah) can never do wrong except all the wrong she’s done

[near patrol]

So am I

[clever sigil]

but im talkinig about nearby locations

[near patrol]

Hello

[clever sigil]

not that specific location

[near patrol]

I was

[lavish musk]

I'm gonna make a new TGG slander

[near patrol]

Aye

[clever sigil]

you sure?

[near patrol]

Lmk when you done with it

I wanna see it

[near patrol]

Yeah

[clever sigil]

you said yeah on destionations nearby

so what are you talking about?

[lavish musk]

I'm working on it rn

Shouldn't take long

[near patrol]

Never cosplay again

[near patrol]

Noice

[long otter]

That’s not me

[near patrol]

I said I'd take a flight

[near patrol]

Ik

[wanton hull]

Wiped the smile off my face

[long otter]

Good

[lavish flame]

Her sword is facing down

[wanton hull]

https://media.tenor.com/7s3voB5rMP0AAAAd/syndrome-down-money-up.gif

[long otter]

She is upside down

[lavish flame]

Oh

[long otter]

https://tenor.com/view/the-cup-dave-blunts-blunt-cup-gif-2447846343543578333

I can’t get back up

[clever sigil]

yeah but i meant time convenience wise for nearby destionations (belgium -> netherlands for example)

[lavish flame]

TGG needs to find the gooch

[near patrol]

Well for me a plane would be easier but that's bc I don't live in Belgium. Car would be easier for those in Belgium wanting to travel to Netherlands.

[long otter]

Just buy a plane

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-skittles-food-mine-no-gif-5155514

[near patrol]

What's the Gooch again

[near patrol]

I'm not my gtao character

[long otter]

Become them

[near patrol]

Even my gtao character is broke

[clever sigil]

you might live in a bigger country which i would understand then lmao (i dont live in belgium either tho)

[long otter]

How 😭

[lavish flame]

It is the GTA online version of grinch it is hard to spawn and it steals cash, if you kill him you get his outfit

[lilac marlin]

why are apartment heists so dry

[near patrol]

Lmao

[long otter]

They were made a long time ago that’s why

[prisma scarab]

They don’t pay out as well as the others

[near patrol]

I spend more than I earn lmao

[lilac marlin]

that’s fair that’s fair

[near patrol]

Oh that was there last year too but I never bothered with it

[long otter]

I am currently investing from the deluxos I bought in 2018

[near patrol]

Lol

[lavish flame]

Yea I only managed to get the yeti and seeing as it needs to be in server with 2+ people a oppressor always kills me when I’m waiting

[near patrol]

Use passive mode while u wait

[lavish flame]

He won’t spawn because he needs to attack you :/

[near patrol]

Oh

Does he spawn anywhere?

Or specific locations

[lilac marlin]

i think he pops outta nowhere and smacks you

[lavish flame]

I think everywhere but airport seems to have best chances

[near patrol]

What a bitch

[lilac marlin]

yeah he’s a pussy

[near patrol]

Try doing it in a small lobby that seems chill

[near patrol]

Fr

[lavish flame]

I try to find them but gta on Christmas is usually chaotic

[lilac marlin]

i hate trying to find people for apartment heists

[near patrol]

True

[near patrol]

Which one are you tryna do

[lavish flame]

If you play ps5 I can help

[lilac marlin]

fleeca

i literally need one person

[lavish flame]

On ps5 or Xbox or pc

[lilac marlin]

i’m getting one for christmas

[near patrol]

😭

[lilac marlin]

pc

[lavish flame]

Oof

[lilac marlin]

i’m home alone and hearing noises

[near patrol]

Yall ever listen to a song so much in a certain place that whenever you listen to it again, it reminds you of that place/time

[near patrol]

You're not home alone then

[lavish flame]

Kanye west always brings me back to Paris

[lilac marlin]

it’s music

[near patrol]

Oh wow

[near patrol]

Oh

[lavish flame]

I’m joking

[lilac marlin]

i wonder why

[lavish flame]

lmao

[lilac marlin]

and then i go out of my room and it stops

[near patrol]

You're not home alone

[lilac marlin]

fucking pussies truing to make me go crazy

[lavish flame]

Are you okay kidding or being serious

[lilac marlin]

i’m not kidding about the music

probably my mind just filling in the blank

[lavish flame]

I suppose that can happen yea

[lilac marlin]

is it that hard to find one person in the whole wide world to help me with the fleeca job

[lavish flame]

If I were on PC I would help you

[lilac marlin]

rockstar auto invite inviting randoms to my cayo but not to my fleeca

i’m gonna try in public lobbies

surely someone there helps me

yay someone accepted

[grave panther]

Wha

[lavish musk]

@near patrol

[near patrol]

Some of them made me giggle

Especially the Bek one

[lavish musk]

[near patrol]

Should have done "niek banning people for liking tesla"

[lavish musk]

Ait ait

Roger that

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/smol-illegally-smol-cat-cute-cat-boop-gif-3484507763170497045

[lavish musk]

Hi Blue

[prisma scarab]

Hi hi

[lavish musk]

Hru

You napped?

[prisma scarab]

No, still tired but not too much to where imma nap this time

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-ginger-cat-kitten-kitty-kitten-meme-gif-6672581048955362542

[lavish musk]

I see

[prisma scarab]

Yes I aee I aee

[lavish musk]

Smh

Banned

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-running-away-escape-getaway-bye-gif-16631286

[lusty atlas]

I own him

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-laugh-gif-27223950

This the best video dawg

[lavish musk]

Ok

[lavish musk]

I'm glad you like it

[wanton hull]

we both would be put to death if our dms got leaked 💀

[lavish musk]

First off, a life sentence

[lusty atlas]

You and your voice

[lavish musk]

Then death row

[modest wigeon]

My dms are innocent

Pure fr

[wanton hull]

if someone is in prison for a life sentence but then dies for a minute and then gets resuscitated does that mean he served his life sentence

[lavish musk]

Good question

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/edp445-god-discord-chat-caught-heaven-gif-27445486

[lavish musk]

We should test it

[wanton hull]

doctor ray cistman trying not to be racist in chat

[modest wigeon]

I think that’s happened before

I swear I’ve heard it

[wanton hull]

you should pin your video

remove the latest one because it doesn't apply anymore basically

[lavish flame]

raycist

[wanton hull]

that's me

[pearl fiber]

Last xmas on gta v

[weak jetty]

The full new years fit goes so hard

[pearl fiber]

2025 will really be a New year for me

high school

Gta VI

[wanton hull]

well that's crazy but im not gonna use any new outfits because i use the same exact outfit

no variation

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sweeney-gif-16695226216115129716

AHHH

All I want for Christmas is youuuououiiuuooooo

[pearl fiber]

Bosh to allen

[modest wigeon]

Duub can u make the next giveaway prize Sydney sweeney and rig it for me

[pearl fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-miami-heat-ray-allen-basketball-3pt-gif-3542486

2013 finals

[modest wigeon]

Who even is ray allen

[lavish musk]

I'll rig it ofc, to make sure you won't win

[pearl fiber]

brooooo

He is a celtics legend

And did history with the miami heat

[modest wigeon]

That’s evil

[lavish musk]

[pearl fiber]

Do you know dwayne wade at least?

[modest wigeon]

Who is that

[pearl fiber]

Bro

[wanton hull]

how many bugs would the flash swallow in a day of running

[pearl fiber]

You probaly dont know miami heat

[modest wigeon]

Not much cuz he don’t got altitude for that

[pearl fiber]

But at least you know lebron is The goat

@modest wigeon

Right?

[modest wigeon]

Man I though bro said a fucking fish

Not the flash

Dyslexic fr

[pearl fiber]

Lebron is the goat?

[wanton hull]

im resisting the urge to call you slurs right now

[modest wigeon]

Who is these people bro

[pearl fiber]

BROOOO

OMG

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/busu5s-no-balls-no-fuckin-balls-gif-12354527

Do it

Kidding g

[lavish musk]

@wanton hull Time to profit

[wanton hull]

lebron james is that the guy from fortnite

[pearl fiber]

you dont watch sports?

[modest wigeon]

Probably like 5000 if he keeps his yapper open

[pearl fiber]

Bro

Noo

No

[modest wigeon]

Ohhhhh with the crown

I know that skin

[wanton hull]

he definitely is from fortnite

[modest wigeon]

I have it in my locker

[pearl fiber]

Bro lebron from cleveland

[pearl fiber]

2016 finals

[modest wigeon]

No it’s a skin from Fortnite bro

Bros on galaxy gas

What

[pearl fiber]

Bro

Search for lebron

[modest wigeon]

No

I won’t

[pearl fiber]

Stop being dumb

You dont know WHO IS LEBRON

[modest wigeon]

Yes he’s in Fortnite

[wanton hull]

FORTNITE

[modest wigeon]

Correct

[pearl fiber]

NO

BRO

[modest wigeon]

Why are u mad at Fortnite skin

[wanton hull]

FORTNITE also

[modest wigeon]

Yeah messi is a skin in Fortnite too

He’s in item shop rn

[pearl fiber]

NO

[modest wigeon]

Yes he is

[pearl fiber]

Lebron is the goat of basketball

And messi the goat of football

[wanton hull]

basketball? like fortnite?

[modest wigeon]

Must be a creative map

[copper sinew]

What happen to Michael Jordan?

[pearl fiber]

Jordan is not the goat

Jordan without pippen = 0 rings

[modest wigeon]

Who are that

[wanton hull]

jordan from fortnite?

[modest wigeon]

Maybe idk if I have that skin ain’t hear of it

[wanton hull]

michael jordan?

[modest wigeon]

Ya

[wanton hull]

i think he's the fortnite guy like lebron

[modest wigeon]

[copper sinew]

[pearl fiber]

Both of you are some ahh mcdonalds customers

[modest wigeon]

I took a year or two off Fortnite so idk if there’s a skin called Micheal Jordan

[wanton hull]

[copper sinew]

I could go for some Mickie D's right now...

[pearl fiber]

@wanton hull say lebron is the goat

[modest wigeon]

Double fillet o fish

[copper sinew]

there are better ways to phrase that, but I'm not gonna change it

[wanton hull]

lebron is not a goat he's a human

[modest wigeon]

Chicken big Mac is fucking delicious

Idc that I’m cutting

[wanton hull]

fuckin idiot lmao

[modest wigeon]

Give me it

[modest wigeon]

Fr

[pearl fiber]

McDonald's = 🤮

[modest wigeon]

Bro dines at white castle or sum

[copper sinew]

We have junior chickens here..

they're pretty good for a quick snack.

[wanton hull]

the mcchickens go fuckin hard ngl

[pearl fiber]

Like meat

Rice

[modest wigeon]

Frrr broooo

[pearl fiber]

Some salad

[copper sinew]

addicting fr

[pearl fiber]

With some COKE

[copper sinew]

[modest wigeon]

Bros spamming ingredients

[copper sinew]

so mad at our choice of fast food he's automodding himself into silence.

[wanton hull]

the chocolate shakes though

[modest wigeon]

Is he actually muted

[pearl fiber]

Bro stop eating fast food

[copper sinew]

McDonald's milkshake... 🤤

[wanton hull]

how else am i supposed to die at 34

[modest wigeon]

It’s not fast cuz some big back is always ordering the full menu ahead of u

Im the drive thru

[copper sinew]

slurps

[modest wigeon]

[pearl fiber]

bro is the guy who doenst know lebron

[wanton hull]

mcdonalds is about to become way healthier in the next few years because rfk bout to force fast food places to use bone tallow oil instead of seed oils

[modest wigeon]

I said 5 times I know who that is he’s a fucking Fortnite skin bro

[copper sinew]

wasn't he in that looney tunes movie?

[modest wigeon]

How may times I gotta say

[pearl fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/karl-anthony-towns-disappointed-timberwolves-nba-kat-gif-11703433

[modest wigeon]

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/karl-anthony-towns-disappointed-timberwolves-nba-kat-gif-11703433

man's having a crisis

[wanton hull]

damn fortnite got better graphics now

dont play it for a few years and bam

[pearl fiber]

Bam adebayo

[modest wigeon]

Ps5 graphics goin crazy on fort

[copper sinew]

Lego fornite... That blew my mind

[modest wigeon]

Fr bro

[wanton hull]

lego fortnite lebron james

[copper sinew]

and like... Custom vehicles..? WTF?

[modest wigeon]

I made a coke farm in Lego Fortnite

And a Walmart

[modest wigeon]

Ya

[wanton hull]

i wonder if steph curry is in fortnite

[copper sinew]

Who isn't in fortnite..

[modest wigeon]

Who’s Steph curry

[copper sinew]

I got Tom Holland

and Ligma

[modest wigeon]

Bro they got fucking Mariah Carrey today

And skibidy toilet

[wanton hull]

tom holland from fortnite that's crazy

[copper sinew]

that's gotta be human error right?

[modest wigeon]

Bros got 2 skins

[modest wigeon]

Idk

[copper sinew]

Yeah.. during the far from home movie release. They had Tom Holland Spiderman and MJ..

[pliant hornet]

How many people have to be in a session for stuff like the holiday hauler to appear?

[wanton hull]

guys we cannot forget shaquille o'neal from fortnite

[modest wigeon]

He’s also got the uncharted skin

[modest wigeon]

He getting another skin too

And snoop

[copper sinew]

Damn... Tom be busy

[wanton hull]

fuck snoop dogg

hate that mf

[modest wigeon]

Fortnite is a big fucking colab atp

[modest wigeon]

Why

[wanton hull]

snoop dogg is the biggest sellout ive ever seen in my life

[copper sinew]

He's a dbz fan... so idk.. There's an unspoken respect thing there if you're a true fan.

[wanton hull]

i don't watch anime

[copper sinew]

Frenemies.

[lavish musk]

Same 🤝

[modest wigeon]

I physically cannot watch it

Too cringe

[copper sinew]

you know... since that episode of one piece I didn't really watch last night, I haven't watched anime since.... 2020 or something.

[wanton hull]

the art style hurts my brain

ive tried 2 separate animes and the traditional japanese anime art style just doesnt do it for me

[copper sinew]

I think the long runners just exhausted me..

[modest wigeon]

I can’t even sit through the first episode of attack on titan

Turned that shit off

[copper sinew]

1000+ episodes of this that and the other thing is a lot to process

[wanton hull]

1000+ episodes about one piece. ONE PIECE OF WHAT?

one piece of shit maybe

[copper sinew]

He gathered all the world had to offer and left it all in one piece, for whoever has the balls to find it.

[wanton hull]

that does not help

lmfao

[copper sinew]

that's all the info we got

honestly I think it's something wholesome.. like Your Identity, or Friends, family and freedom.

[wanton hull]

im tired of wholesome, i wanna some fuckin action

revenge plots type shit you know

[modest wigeon]

Have you watched the walking dead

[copper sinew]

yea

[wanton hull]

people beating the shit out of each other for no reason

[copper sinew]

I read it first I think.

[modest wigeon]

All of it?

[copper sinew]

not all of it.

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/daryl-dixon-gives-rick-grimes-his-gun-daryl-gives-rick-his-gun-daryl-dixon-rick-grimes-norman-reedus-gif-26075932

[copper sinew]

I still haven't seen the one about Daryl..

but I did see some of the spinoffs

[wanton hull]

is it possible to swallow your own tongue

[copper sinew]

apparently yes

[lavish musk]

I mean yeah, but that means certain death

[copper sinew]

heavy snorers are at risk..

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-bark-warped-gif-4464771492559414643

Ksi dropped a new song

This time it actually isn’t so dogshit

Man should I eat a Christmas cookie

[copper sinew]

I'm making bread..

but I ran out of the spice I was using so I'm improvising.

cookie sounds pretty good tho.

[grave panther]

Nice

[modest wigeon]

Is that Chinese money or sum

[grave panther]

Nah yen is Chinese broda

[royal dagger]

I am here

[copper sinew]

Really?

[clever sigil]

how

[royal dagger]

I snuck

[dusky dove]

What kind?

[copper sinew]

Cheese...

With garlic and herbs.

[dusky dove]

Should try a sourdough its hard to start but worth

[copper sinew]

Not a fan of sourdough tbh...

Too dry imo

[royal dagger]

So

I'm new here. What you guys do?

Is TGG ever here?

[dusky dove]

Its good for sum but sometimes a homemade wheat or at loave smacks

[quiet kraken]

So how have yalll been this week?

[copper sinew]

At the rate of a blue moon.

[royal dagger]

Oh, like that movie

[copper sinew]

[royal dagger]

I'm more of a Red Dead player

You guys play it?

[wanton hull]

as often as your dad shows up

[dusky dove]

Real

[royal dagger]

No, he's always here

[modest wigeon]

Guys should I put up my Christmas tree this late

[royal dagger]

You're confusing me with someone else

[wanton hull]

no

[modest wigeon]

Why

[dusky dove]

Na

[wanton hull]

no point

[lavish musk]

Promising

[wanton hull]

i mean go for it if you want it

[modest wigeon]

I mIght

[dusky dove]

Thts my cayo just switch a cash with gold

[modest wigeon]

Can prolly get it done within 1 hour, take it down like mid January

[wanton hull]

my neighbor (who got their car stolen once already (important information)) continues to leave their garage door open for hours at a time even in the night

it pisses me off

[modest wigeon]

People on my street leave theirs open all the time too

Someone got their car broken into like that

[dusky dove]

Steal it to teach a lesson

[wanton hull]

they bought a brand new mercedez benz right and they continue to leave it open

[lavish musk]

No 3 gold? F

[wanton hull]

how the fuck are you gonna buy a new mercedez and not make sure that shit's locked up tight

[dusky dove]

No 4 gold 1painting and 1 cash

[lavish musk]

Oh like that

Nice 👍

[dreamy basin]

No art channel

[dusky dove]

I js use it for b2b tbh

[dreamy basin]

Wait wrong chat

[errant kestrel]

Steal it and hide it

[dusky dove]

Fr fr

Then sell it and get like 30k

[worldly wagon]

Damn how can someone be this irresponsible ?

[wanton hull]

people who lack the braincells to close their fucking GARAGE DOOR

[worldly wagon]

[wanton hull]

im gonna look again right now and if it's still open im gonna be angry and then do nothing about it

bad news chat

[worldly wagon]

Then you wonder how they could afford an expensive car in the first space with an IQ like that

[worldly wagon]

😂 😂

[lavish flame]

Wat

[worldly wagon]

Give him a call

or go to his door and keep ringing until he wakes up

[wanton hull]

i don't have their phone number or else i would

[worldly wagon]

tell him you saw someone entering the garage

let him freak out a bit

OR hear me out, leave a paper on his car's front window saying:
"Next time, I will accept this free gift for real"

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/rei-sakuma-rei-sakuma-sakuma-rei-ensemble-stars-gif-26530191

[wanton hull]

attention chat i am now accepting racial slurs in my dms

[lavish musk]

Attention Doctor, you are now muted

[pliant owl]

Hey I've been away from GTA online for half a year last time I was there for the cluckin bell raid. Does anyone care to explain what I missed please?

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[wanton hull]

businesses and such

[lavish flame]

Bigger

Cool cars

[pliant owl]

Anything new other than that...

[copper sinew]

Easy answer: Find the tgg video introducing Kluck n Bell, and watch from there.

[wanton hull]

nope not really

[pliant owl]

Any game mechanic changes?

[wanton hull]

no

[lavish flame]

Telescope patched

New method

[wanton hull]

they tweaked the interaction menu by moving things

[lavish flame]

They patched a lot of things for no reason

[pliant owl]

That's way tooo far .... I'm having over 200+ offline downloaded videos and 50+ shows and movies in my OTT waiting list

[pliant owl]

Interaction menu?

[lavish flame]

What do you play on

[pliant owl]

Like?

[wanton hull]

yeah the thing you call your vehicle with

[pliant owl]

PC

[wanton hull]

press m on pc

[lavish flame]

Gl/tches

[pliant owl]

You mean glitch

[lavish flame]

I thought that word was banned

[pliant owl]

I heard there's an anti-cheat was added...

[lavish flame]

Idk I play console

Not much modders anyway

[shrewd saffron]

Foul

[pliant owl]

Wierd ..

[wanton hull]

no, just talking about like illegal glitches (money glitches rp glitches etc.) are not allowed

[pliant owl]

Wait they removed the modders?

[lavish flame]

On console there’s barely any even before

[wanton hull]

god i fucking hate windows

[lavish flame]

Only OLD gen like ps3 and Xbox 360

[wanton hull]

why the fuck does auto hide taskbar manage to fuck up so much

[pliant owl]

Really cuz that's the heaven of gaming...

[pliant owl]

WDYM??

[pliant owl]

Hmm

[lusty atlas]

ik what u mean

[wanton hull]

sometimes the taskbar just like show up as if automatically hide the taskbar is not selected

[pliant owl]

What's wrong with that?

[wanton hull]

what a stupid question

[pliant owl]

Huh?

[wanton hull]

literally the whole point of auto hide the taskbar is because i don't wanna see it 24/7 but if it's stuck being shown on my screen that defeats the whole point of using auto hide the taskbar

[pliant owl]

You don't understand why the options exist I guess.....

[wanton hull]

also waking my pc up from sleep shows only like 1 or 2 programs that are saved on my taskbar which is not how it should be

[lavish flame]

I don’t have a pc but I think yours might just be bad

[pliant owl]

They've mentioned it clearly that automatically hides the taskbar when not used...

[iron mango]

Yo guys where can I put stuff that I’ve found from the recent upload about the GTA6 teaser? Been doing some maths with the numbers on the notepad

[wanton hull]

you're missing the entire point of my problem

it's SUPPOSED TO hide the task bar but for some reason IT DOES NOT hide the taskbar

[lavish flame]

Ig in comments im not sure

[pliant owl]

I don't think that's a problem... And I don't think you've mentioned the problem. No offense

[pliant owl]

Ohh..........

Then something is wrong with your build

I meant the software

[wanton hull]

nah because it happened on my old windows install too

it's just windows being fucking stupid

[pliant owl]

Idk it works fine for me

[lavish flame]

L

[wanton hull]

unless im just the unluckiest windows user ever to roam the earth then idk

[lavish flame]

You are

[pliant owl]

I guess..... Sad man

[lavish flame]

[pliant owl]

So long story short mods and modders are not allowed in GTA online??

[shrewd saffron]

Almost in France

[pliant owl]

And we got how many DLCs?

[lavish flame]

No

Like 483

[granite mural]

Can we stop the modding and glitches topic

[pliant owl]

So why the new Anti-cheat

[wanton hull]

im making it to be a lot worse than it is because it's annoying but the way to fix it is to just restart file explorer which fixes issues

[shrewd saffron]

^^^

[pliant owl]

Sry I just wanna know what did I miss

[granite mural]

For GTA related topics 👉 #🚔┃gta-discussion

[pliant owl]

Wierd ..... I'm not sure about that

[pliant owl]

Okay! So this is like general chat?

[lavish flame]

Yes

[pliant owl]

Last question what 483?

[lavish flame]

Around green

[granite mural]

Yes you’re right

[pliant owl]

So we can't speak anything about gta on a gta based server in general channel?..... Just asking

[granite mural]

Well there’s a channel dedicated for it

[pliant owl]

I don't get it