#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Mustard gas is mustard
yes
idk why, the gif didn't have a bad word in it

Go get em smarty pants 👖
Why is he smart again 
@clear tiger🫶
Because he called us not smart first by using sarcasm nonetheless
He's advanced
Ohh
Wsg duub 
DUUBIE
Good wbu 
Is he like in the block chain type shit
Like jimmy neutron
I’m chillin bro
hi
Locked into exams yk
Ait
Oh shit
be good
Burnin on the blockchain, damn that shit some octane
Chat gpt helping me
you ain't a bitch, get that dub
Yes
momma aint raise no bitch
Everytime I hear that word I think of money man because I played that album so much lol
Dusty ahh boy
bros gotta oil up
Fr he need lubrication for his ashy ass skin
I know a guy
i can't believe it! 🤯
Hey Chat
Could anyone possibly run me a heist . I’m level 19 and just am trying to get a kosatka
hi
U have alot of roles
lol
Is their any crews for old gen?
xbox 1?
check out #🏆┃gta-crew-promotions
I've Checked most are just PS or new gen
Cant find any old gen crews
oh
bacon.
Bacon and egg sandwiches slap
ok
Ok

I'm all buttery now # 😫
Could anyone run me a bogdan ? I’m lvl 19
Tf
I'm all buttery now?
Nvm I'm going to sleep I got to get up early tomorrow
Brush your teeth young man
Stank breath
nah
Or I'll spray you with this fabulous, healthy alternative to real butter
no ok

i dont function
Gl with that lmao
Duub I had a butter incident
thanks pookster
Sorry I meant to say a mishap involving butter
That's kinda accurate
✨ ✨ ✨
But
✨
well now im interested in what happened
It's everywhere
Making ghee, did not go well
Straining and I knocked the damn bowl over
one time i was straining ground beef and i knocked over the bowl with the freshly strained hot grease all over the floor
ouch
lots of curse words were spoken that day
one time i dropped an entire row of cracked eggs on the floor at mcdonalds
I knocked this bowl across the counter so hard it splashed back from the wall onto my face 👀
Alot of curses were made too i assume
yeah my furniture started floating
sounds like a hoot

Why wont my cat stfu
hes planning to kill you
You're stuck
what kinda cat
Yo niko!
Mb
😏
Wild
"spread again"
he knows whats up
Yo how are you today sir
Butter would actually make a good lube 🤔
stop.
I could be wrong
if it's not supposed to be funny then why does it have mans laughter in it
But these are just intrusive thoughts
i mean you're not wrong
people use it to get out of sticky situations
stop elaborating on this
Yeah true
I second this
Yeah what's wrong with that
fr what's the issue here
You gonna tell them or me
what the fuck did i just read
Someone just did a 911 joke
I'm saying as a general lubricant mf
crazy
i know it was funny
Get your mind out of the gutter
Looky here
Some MBG guy
people use lubricant for many other things aside from the intrusive thoughts guys come on
smh my head
You said butter lube that shit ain't right any way
Fr
I've never seen someone smear a stick on their finger to get a ring off but I guarantee it would work
Uhhhh have you ecer heared abt maggots?
Or ants
True
Listen
Bro
Ik a girl
I did not say
im sure it could work, but too bad we don't have anyone with a ring to try it out on
U got a thing for maggots or sum
And got maggots
Personal lubricant
Brother what 😭
you probably use mayonnaise craker
It does not my floor is still slippery
I live mayo
I love mayo
the white part
I should have worded this differently
chat, yall are cooked
It aint
Say lube and everyone is like hehe ky jelly 🥴
Nope I'm out now
Huh
You guys
read it yourself
Are overreacting
we arent
Like you havent done it before
Mayonnaise is NOT an instrument
You having a seizure or something
no shit
Or personal lubricant
The glass tubs are
yo chat
mayo goes in tuna thats it
Like lab ones?
eww hello
🤔 you know what...
Mayo and rice 🤤
wtf
have you never seen a glass tub of mayo
Don't put mayo in your ass
No?
you probably tried it before
fuckkkk i need to watch polar express again
ok
Sucks ass
that train drift scene goes incredibly hard
OH OK was planning on doing it but u stopped me!
I was scared of itvas a kid
How
Fuck you
I am a true patriot
No idea what they were saying plus ive never seen snow back then
free will is a wonderful thing
You don't know English?
dont you agree @copper sinew free will is amazing
teachers assistant?
tutor?
ah cool
ah okay
But i dont work by myself
I kinda
Work for someone
And they send me to customers
Etc
7th graders can barely even speak these days but congrats
go work for a uni then kick out the kids using gpt and ruin their lives
get 1 then
it's horrible out there
easy
we need january 20th to come as soon as possible
your not aloud i dont consent only 1 person gets to touch me
W....
O...
M...
P....
nah mxd
Why that date spacifically
Frfr
look it up
Alr
Well it's inauguration day Mr. Habibi
yes that
@fierce inlet wakey wakey rise and shine big day ahead for you!
No idea what that is tbh
new president
Man
Oh
Right
Its so sad
That the last dlc
Of gtao
Is possibly
The worst
Like bro
Or?
youll probably get muted by the bot
Like bro. Not every message counts. You're wasting your time if you're after server exp.
Whats server exp
😭
brb chat ive gotta let the one dog i have left outside real quick

i
think
i
t
counts
Like alot of the unanswered easter eggs and unanswered lore and community refrences etc couldve been put in the game but no you go rob some weird laser tank and some art
Only once every 60 seconds or so.. maybe 2mins. I never looked into it.
are we even surprised at this point
it's obvious rockstar is only in it for the money and has been for years
its 15-25xp per minute its random dont quote me on the random part
But the cayo update actually was good besides tge heist like they actually added stuff
This one is actually sad
Idk man the conspet was really good and couldve been a good farewell to gta5 like a good ending
But it ended up being sad
Dont you just love when people whine and complain about things they claim to love..
I love the game not the last dlc

Whats that even supposed to mean
You complain if you actually cared abt the game
And its lore and shit
Did you pay for this... DLC?
To play the online version you mean?
Yeah
Consoles suck
i mean its to be expected for the quility of the dlc to get worse. be happy you get any new updates with gta 6 coming close to its release
I should know because I have an Xbox and PlayStation
On pc its unplayable
This is fair
🤓
That’s why I don’t play it anymore
See, if GTA online wasn't online, I'd still be happy with it
Cause I really don't care for randos
Good point the staff is working on gta6 and stuff but the consept itself really donest need that brain power and you can just take the same missions same efforts and programing and just change the narative instead of robbing random things not connected to the cia's back story
@viscid haven did you try citadelle des morts
ngl i dont even play gta online anymore so i have no idea what the dlc even was
yes i did once!
was fun from first impressions
me and my buddies did the easter egg on the first day within 12 hours of launch (ee is easy)
we didn't use any guides either
nice is there rewards for doing it like the other maps?
none were out and the ones that were just didn't have everything in em
damnn nice
You get intreduced to this cia woman who they wanna kill cuz she found smth top secret or some shit and then you work with her to rob some art for 150k instead of actually expanding on the story they just layed down for you lol
calling card and a weaver skin
I've been playing but I haven't touched it yet either. I'm still getting used to Dolphins 
And cougars..
And deer...
And I think I saw a wolf too
there aren't cougars in missions 😡
Yo I got mauled in paleto
Like bro. Not every message counts. You're wasting your time if you're after server exp.🤓🤓🤓
Imagine i get banned
Goated refrence
banned. killed. set on fire. family also murdered. etc
Run on thoughts. Also 🤓 mod? I can give myself exp 
Brother what
Let him pop off
relax liberal, it's called dark humor
is it a boss fight or somthing like librety falls ee?
it's a boss fight
ahhh okay nice
pretty good boss fight all things considered
what do you think of the map?
ahhh yh i forgot about the swords happy to see them adding map related wonder weapons back
I ain’t no liberal 
Thats what a liberal would say
Good how are you
I'm good thanks
A psycho! 
Good to hear! 👏
Hello
Why is this weird looking

Idk 
I'm gooch how are you?
Im good aswell, exam stress is gone finally
Im just waiting for the holidays
can someone sell me the truck on ps5 next gen?
Rockstar support is actually stupid
just enjoy the game tbh
tgg has some good guides when you are beginning
Lol
Wsg yall
Aye who's on rn that's on PS5 need some help wit fits need someone to join its a g thing
Hey @somber wadi, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
If alcohol is so bad for you then why does it take away the problems?
It doesn't
It's a temporary feeling of something then it goes away but it causes more harm than good
Appreciate it
Well shoot man the beer told me to finish up
Dang
gill
Is the noose outfit out yet
my balls stank
Dexel how u doin?
Nvm
Im fine watching movie
aidan
what movie
Twilight 
Derek
never watched
well hsve a good time
Now that’s my autocorrect
Thanks you should watch it
I’m not fooling
oh lmao
I thought iam the only one who forgets to turn off low power mode
Oh
i alqays turn it off
i never have it on
nless phone battery is 1 percent and im outside

@lavish flame
@lavish flame
@lavish flame
Reported all for spam pinging 
Yes ehm
But we only pinged you once each 

@lavish flame If you dare to snitch though
Doesnt matter 
I saw nothin, i heard nothin

In fact, what happened?

Who doesnt
Good question
First person
w

Hi Dub
yo
Hi
@worldly wagon so yeah, why i play for extended periods is because of the fact that I'm heavily disappointed with my academic performance at uni. I was able to understand even the most difficult of the topics in the early days of the semester, could solve every question, yet i could not bring a top rank in my mid semester exams
So since then, I just play games whenever i feel like giving up or something
Actually, I've been using this tactic since childhood. Whenever i feel depressed to the point i just don't feel like living, i play games, admire the beauty of the virtual world (or in the case of GTA, the methods of releasing stress and anger that it provides us) and go back to studies
yall know how to get 60 plus fps in potato pc in gta online
try
without getting terrible gtaphics
Well bro that is a good way actually to help you overcome difficulties
anyone?? got sum tips
But remember that games, like chocolates only provide dopamine. You should focus more on sources of serotonin like exercising or any sort of self improvement. Serotonin provides happiness on a long term, but dopamine only for an instant or very short term
And bro piece of advise don’t over stress yourself over your grades, just do your best and what’s meant to be will be. I am a software engineer and literally nobody cares about gpa these days. Me for instance gpa served no factor in my hiring, i graduated with a 2.9 out of 4 and worked in a multinational company 2 weeks afterwards. And i am not smart i am a normal average. Enjoy your academic life bro, enjoy the studying journey, have fun, do crazy but calculated stuff with your friends. If you don’t have any go make new ones, remember as we speak you have a seat on a lot of tables that you aren’t yet quite aware off
Try lan cable, so atleast your Wifi isn't a problem
Upgrade RAM and change your storage drive to an SSD
Upgrade your CPU and GPU you will also need new motherboard and Power supply to support that and ofc Ram and SSD and don't forget RGB LIGHTS 😋
iam talking about hardware issues
Guys the most valuable currency in the world isn’t USD, its your life span. Money you could always recover, but you never getting back those hours. Gaming world is sucking your life out, spending countless hours in gaming is just not right. Before you know it you will be hitting 30 and your body isn’t the same anymore. You will wish you used better your time in learning a new language, learning a new sport, traveling abroad, improving your football or basketball skills…etc Instead all what you have left is literally nothing
is there anyone who is playing in potato pc hit me up
Anyone wanna grind
@main vigil
You can also buy a small GPU to give that little boost, I used to play on a potato PC
Trying to get that nitro
Anyone know how to get rp hella fast
Help people sell business that gives a fair amount I think
Do the survival missions ig
Anyone wanna do Peter griffin overnight
Nd focus on those missions with x2 rp nd x2 money
Hello everyone
I can't, in fact I'm just sinking in it. Games should have been working like amphetamine for me, instead it's working like alcohol
Man on one hand I'm so insecure of my body and looks and on the other hand, I'm too lazy to work out and exercise. My lifestyle currently is as unhealthy as it could get. No wonder i forget stuff easily during exams no matter how clear my concepts are, which then leads to a vicious cycle of getting depressed and playing games and thus not focusing on studies
Hmm yes you're right, thanks a lot man, really helped me light up a bit.
I am studying Robotics engineering currently, and i really can't understand why I'm unable to bring a top GPA even after being able to understand everything correctly. Besides, people bully me a lot for... Being active in batch groups😂 like wtf... And they also bully me for my bad handwriting even though they come to me only for getting their assignments completed
Peer pressure is another factor that makes me immensely agitated about the real world
i got a lpatop tho
how do i connect a external gpu to it
if its possible tell me
what do i have anything to do with that
fym rise n shine at 3am
only possible if your laptop has a thunderbolt port I believe
Anyone play marvel rivals
Everything
.
I’m not a boy
I’m an f-22 raptor

Inspiration ah speech… 
i wish ulose ur money
Does PS5 count?
like small fps n shi8t
i can simulate that
nvm bvarley
i have it on one core
and its not that slow
Hakuchou Drag is no longer the fastest HSW vehicle
Definition of potato PC?
i smell stealth
It's the new Banshee GTS
I smell death upon npc in games
yep
actualy
oil
is more valuable rn
Tgg do you play pc gta v
invite only lobbys💀
Ofc
Bro making me wanna delete this game
Ain’t even gonna buy gta 6 tbh unless theres jiggle physics
go outside
ong
go to like a school or something
👍
Excited
That's crazy
I left them in uni yesterday 
wut headphones
The ones I use normally
Wired headphones or wireless
That's crazy
Wireless

Wireless headphones better cause u don't need to deal with the tangled wires
Yeah they are
Now I'll need to go to the other campus 
Only came to this one for my headphones
The only headphones I got are broken headphones that I used for my xbox before I switched to wireless headphones for my xbox
Crazy
Damnn
Wireless are definitely more convenient
And I had wired headphones from like 2015 and ended that in 2020
Yeah
That's quite a while
Yeah
Also is #📸┃photography-flex for irl pics or games pics or both
In game pics can go in #📸┃gta-media
Photography flex is mainly used for irl pics
Gta media just for gta pics?
Yeah anything gta related
What about red dead ?
#rdrd2
Alright was just curious
Guy thinks I’m a hermit
Hermitcraft?
But hermitcraft
Idk
I fw scar and grian
When Im home, imma make a mud castle and then mud Houses in Minecraft
The mud castle for me
The mud houses for villagers
no
Yes.
you silly big toe
The fuck
yeah
Nuh uh
no thanks
I'm so ready to take on this day 🌅! First up, coffee ☕️ and a quick scroll through my feed. Then, it's off to conquer my to-do list 💪. Hoping to squeeze in a walk in the park 🏞️ later, too. What are your plans for today? Let me know in the comments 👇 #morningmotivation #newday #letsgo
#copiedandpasted
!!
🤫
bro someone in my ps5 lobby had a matte black coquette d10 pursuit with patriot tire smoke and all he said was “Just know you can’t buy it in LS” IM SO CONFUSED BRO HUH??
i got a pic too if anyone wants it
That's crazy
you know what else is crazy
Hey Chat
may need some actually
On GTA news channel it shows bonus for the new contacts is 150k, I'm only getting 50k bonus
That's for gta+ apparently
It's mainly there to show what the objectives are
Hey
GTA+ members get 100k more for the same mission?
Dam that's not fair
I'm on last gen, I can't even get that even if I want to
That's rockstar for you
Yo
.
hi guys
I mean rise and shine cause you was asleep
Lazy mf
no thanks
Ong
Stop being lazy then
i’m at work
Sure sure bud
liweally
Shush it
no
Question is the new banshee for ps5 version or ps4 version aswell
For all version
No
Where can i ask questions about gta
Maybe
hi guys how u day bean
It was a best day of my life
u got bitches ??!!
Prob
Nah thats impossible
then you can't truly be happy
What the fuck is that
My happiness does not depend on others
real
His wild habitat
Looks kinda like it
I had yesterday a dude in a lobby that was aggressive as whT
like killing everyone who was at the airport
friend-less activites
Yep and i did ghosted him on one point grabbed my hydra to get away from him but he could shoot my hydra
And he tried this that im
So bad etc I ignored him I just said i don’t wanna fight
I know if i said something back i know what he wants etc im not stupid im watching like nitrix and joker for life sometimes
Look im dumb but i am not that dumb
What? I was just clearing my afk..

Srry
But sometimes i hate people and some are dumb like got yesterday attacked by a lv 24 and lv 28
So in Red dead, to emote you have to aim at players...
inside boat to counter the weight lol it’s usually full w water
That don't look like no boat
I forgot i had pink diamond as target...
If i create a new character, can i technically use it to do cayo twice?
I get double the money
i think so yes
Bet
What sort of boat is that
both characters share the same amont of money agees
Had to leave town and forgot my pc I swear if I come back and have to do a tequila heist...
Wsp
Does anybody have a cayo ready and give me the max cut please
Leclerc🔥
Ty
You're broke or something
Yeah
I did it 17 times
I wish I could skip the setups then it would be Soo easy
The setup is Easy fr
Wanna know something
Armored kurama will skip alot of time
it took me 1 hour to find the laptop dude
Gukesh won the world chess championship
Let's talk there

pretty sure I still don't know you
I'm pretty sure you do

lol
bruh... you are using the same pfp and username this guy ^^ came in with
great timing btw
ive seen 😭
you psn isn't even ringing a bell.. 
Bro its my second account
I guess you have forgotten me
Hope it comes to your mind who I am
Why do u have lord in ur username
This ain't minecraft
I came from YouTube ☝️👏
I came from the real world
Because I am unlike Carpet
Swear it a clan tag
Rex came from the real world!
Kosatka or garment factory guys which one should I buy I don't have the money for kosatka heli
Why is this the first thing I see when I join?
I have the same name as a mod too lol
Like the Aidan thing or the like fluffy 
The feet
Kosatka or garment factory I don't have kosatka heli
Oh well perks of being in the server
Why is that a sticker?
We got a mutual friend
Oh my god
I’m afraid so
So when do image perms unlock?
Why u afraid
60!
you are 100% a deviation of the norm 
lol
Nm wbu
Food how are you
Chilling at work

Decent
Typos these days
You been on bo6 duub?
lol
A bit
What mode u playing?
Zombies with a pal
Yep…
Damn....
Goated
It would seem so lol
You doing the prestige and camo grind?
Nah
Typical gta kicking you for no reason
Might install gta5 the xbox 1 version
Apparently yeah
Probably not 
#🚔┃gta-discussion shortcuts 
Fair
@copper sinew say 1 2 3
Time to make hairline comeback
Going to turkey?
Nah
Mustard oil for the rescue (although I don't think that's gonna work)
What’s the name of the crew I forgot 🤣
is someone gonna play with me ?
Hey, @jolly depot It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
Once you selected roles, you'll have access to the LFG channels where people are actively looking for players 🙂
How far are people in the career progress for the new dlc
thanks mate
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Have a blessed day everyone! ✨ Sending good vibes your way and hoping you're all doing amazing. Remember to be kind to yourself and others today. I'm feeling so grateful for everything in my life. What are you thankful for? Let's spread some positivity in the comments! 🙏 #blessed #grateful #positivevibes
Hi chat
oil up buddy
What if I am Russian?
I can learn ur language
How long will it take?
Still an estimate?
Ok I learnt one word
Hello=namaste
Man, why is it so difficult to get someone to run bog with me 😭
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day u gave it away
@abstract lichen I could run it with you all day Saturday
Saturday? Alr sure
That will be cool, I’m online every day most of the day
I think we going to be dead by gta 6 release day
Yup
Fight club

Hello everyone. For some unknown reason, my messages during streams are not visible to TGG, and I myself do not see them on the screen during the streams, Probably somehow I am blocked, But this is the first time when I write on TGG streams, and I was surprised that my messages during streams do not reach him.. Can someone tell me in which channel I should report this problem. Even if I insulted TGG (although I never ever did this) I apologize to the channel.
Last Rizzmas is gave you my gyatt but the very next day you got fanum taxed
U get it
imagine buying youtube tv
🔥
Ironically the guy who sang that died on December 25th 
Rest in peace
My prayers and thoughts are with his family
Rip
It was back in 2016 but he remains a legend amongst a lot of peeps 
☮️
Yo
@naive pivot i saw u on the stream
Huh?
yes
What stream?
tggs stream
I didn't watch tgg's stream
probably someone else named mike
Yeah
mike is one of the most common names these days
Understood Dr.Ray Cistman
Apology accepted

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt
But the very next day you got fanum taxxed
This year, to save you from mewing
I’ll give it to someone rizzful
Thank you for reaching out and addressing this issue with such honesty and respect. As a fellow member of TGG’s community, I appreciate your effort to clarify the situation and offer an apology, even though it seems like a misunderstanding. Everyone deserves a chance to participate and engage positively in the community, and your words show a genuine intention to do so. I’m sure the moderators will review this fairly, and I hope the matter is resolved soon so you can enjoy interacting with TGG and the rest of the community
i dont remember man, some 5 years ago i insulted some cheater in comment section, again idk, i watch tgg content, i dont know why text in chat isnt seemable..
or i insulted cheating in gta 5 in general
without using bad words
Or there is some filter in chat that filters my text
cargo
it’s the inside you wallad
cheers
No worry’s
Looks weird
yeah because it’s usually not where you go on a boat
when they sail it’s filled with water so that the boat is lower in the water
I'm not scared to go, I'm collateral 🗣️
Knocked out, your love will be the death of me☠️
Not scared to go, it's not rational🤷🏽♂️
Strung out, I'll trade it for my sanity
🗣️
🗣️🗣️
Is anyone playing GTA rn and getting a bunch of freezes?
Is anyone getting a bunch of freezing on pc

Idk
The vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I threw into the back seat of their car
Is anyone getting a bunch of freezing on pc
I was getting kicked by battleeye the other day
Hi
oh
bet
how did you even have access to the back of their car
Yeah
anyone knows the best way to clean ur pc off files u dont need
i have a 500gig ssd and i only have the system, fortnite and gta5 on it and my shit full
Triple this
It's your PC you should know which files you need and which you don't 🤷
i dont fucking know where half my space is
its deadass evaporated
That's what happens when you have 500 gb
Too little for gaming it feels like now
Your system take up some too









