#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Yeah go away
PAUL

I went away
These are my taps from half an exam
That's too many
I pray for your survival
Only halfway done
That’s look so long
ok
If i fuck up my exam or something similair im dropping out
This is my first exam, law
Jesus law loooks difficult
The summary is 58 pages long
Jesus law is difficult
I wanna kms
I hear they crucify you for being Jesus so being a Jesus lawyer must be stupidly hard
Dsmn good luck with it all! Im sure you can get through the course
The normal book is 300+ then we got a workbook thats 100 pages and another book from old lawsuits that we also need to use thats another 800 pages
Oh dear
Fuck that shit
Sounds like months and months of reading ngl
These are all my books for 1 course, the bottom two are actual law books so i use them for all courses tho
I will be his sugar mama
Ofc u want a sugar mummy
😭😭
Not even shocked in the tiniest bit
Can you get them in audio books? Lmao
Hwllo pig
Hey
We def was earlier 😭😭😭😭
You don’t count hench
Oh
Nope, and they were all 2024/2025 so i had to buy brand new once + i got online books as well
:(
matthtijs
Hi
ok
Ok
Hi babe
hi
Need for gay sex huh
See @bitter apex I get a hi
I said hey but you ignored me
Wasn’t crying
idk if i’m playing d1 tbh
Why not
it’sgonna be buggy laggy and shit probably will wait a week
Tbf season 1 dont release day 1
im def playing some games this weekend w h tho
I cba to wait
Will defo play mp and campaign
it’s a 145GB update sewell 💀
lol
Guess that gives me time to practice so i can beat you in a 1v1
i said i’ll play some this weekend 🥱
i have no friends that bought it
they are all poor
anyone know how i can make money online?
A heist
Type shit
You know what type my shit is
my live reaction when i have a group project, and 2 exams due all within 2 days of eachother
anyone want to 1v1 on pc
it's a bad day for weed, you woke up
Oh
@bitter apex you like Ferraris?
Forza Ferrari forever
Let's gooo
What do you think of the new f80?
If I had 3 million I would own it
It was 0-2
I thought it was weird shaped in the front at first but it's growing on me ig 🤷🏻♀️
It’s very nice just wish I was rich
Ah yes the infamous lack of money
Hey guys, I’m new. Anyone have a CEO I could join for the 10k/day?
I'm saving up, it's just gonna take another 80yrs
Lmfao
Sorry idk where to go for lfg gta v
Hey @drowsy basalt, These are the PC LFG channels.
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crazy
When you see a hole don’t you just want to stick it in
they called me crazy
once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
hiyaaaa just need to fill that hole
Bro killed the chat
Best season
Nice👍
Hey, @austere stag It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
Milk and toast is better than most
togther?
Nuh uh
yuh huh monkey boy
Yk u want that tight hole filled
apparently ive had battlefield 4 installed for idk how fucking long and im just now finding this out since i don't have the new ea app installed
november 11th 2022
i guess
Yeah 😈
Excuse me, but HWHAT
bruh the hell you cant be saying stuff like this
Erm in my defence just not my fault
you should play it
bf4 still holds up
What
I love battlefield 4 but I never even knew I had it installed
The fuck
i have no idea
How he do that
me rn fr

Yo
back in 2000 when you had to stand in the kitchen to take a phone call on the landline
I had cordless
But they were bricks.
i guess i should've said like 1980-1990
but either way
when you have to actually wait by the phone when taking a call, that shit was boring as fuck
maybe i suffered because i have ADD but taking calls on a landline was awful
that was my thing back then
my ass CANNOT sit still
Same.
especially if the call was super long too i would be dying
now it's nice because i can just put that shit on speaker or use airpods
I remember having calls with my gf and suddenly eavesdropping on other people's calls
Definitely was not the lost secure system.
markipliers show came out
cayo pls
What's up
cant say i was alive then so i wouldnt know tbh
anyone still on old gen is broke
Ps4 role 
i’m like soo sleep that i’m just doing whatever
dhejekwwwww
q
can i spam idk discord but i want want
No
what if i do
Then you'll find out why you'd rather not
ur a trial mod i dont listen to you
i only listen to blue mods
It goes towards my stats.
Hello
No
There are no blue mods
So when i start a mission and i buy a super heavy armor from the menu it will take the money for the armor right ?
what else
Yeah I think so
what if i do
It's more of a purplish blue
Then you suffer the consequences
All looks gray to me 
what are they
the weird thing it give me money insted of taking money
infinite money glitch?
😍
don’t know tbh
Did you complete the mission?
2 points and a mute for 3 hours
now i was starting one
what are points
Think of it as a strike
what does gta stand for
oh
giant terrific apple
yes it does
where
What the hell are you saying
theres no way this isnt bait
Do you even know what grand theft auto is
i’m asking where the grand theft auto is
in gta
i used to have nitro that was my pfp but it ran out 😭
when you steal a car
i buy them i never saw anyone steal them wdym
i am being baited so hard
Fr
what
this server is useless
what does fr mean
baiting
For real
what bait
that bait
which
The whole point of gta (grand theft auto) is to steal cars and commit crimes
The name literally describes what you do half the time
yes but my mom said to only drive around i can’t do anything
I never stole a car
That’s why i didn’t know
i didn’t know it was called grand theft auto
no
honeestly we should do what elon musk said
take out the cop killing
and crimes
and make it into a life sim
lmao
i made a whole slideshow when i was 12 to convince my mum to let me get gta
fun fact that nobody asked for
Millenials really do be walking around in a daze wondering WTAF is Going On!?
I had fun reading it 👍
what is that small thing flying in the sky that always does explosions
It’s also fast
Oppressor
I was gonna guess superman on chili.
how much is it
7mil
A lot
are you fucking srupid
thought it was 3
They upped it last summer
damnnn
Fr 😅
they want more shark card money
it’s 8
Hey listen no offense but you have no room to talk lmfao
🤣
They're srupid
go do modding
"srupid" LeL
so many people offering drops recently
Drop? Like dropping a cinder block on your head? If so, then yes
Mods!1!1!
I thought Jewels fixed that.
is asking what does having a penis feel like allowed?
i’m just
Sorry I'm too srupid for this topic.
the only way way i could could get my
I can answer that but in dms
why not here
This is nothing completely average conversation
^
What he gonna be doing with you
are you gonna molest me
i don’t wanna even slightly open dms with you
This kid is what an aneurysm is if it transformed into a person
WHAT
Huh
We got a master baiter over here
Should of seen me and pig earlier we was wild
Filling each other's holes and shit
LMFAO
😂
??
i hate this server soo much
Don't worry buddy, we hate you too
thanks
This is a normal conversation believe it or not
Obviously not true
Does that mean we’re talking to a ghost
now can you tell me what having a penis feels like
yes
So imagine holding a carrot and moving your hand up and down repeatedly and then sucking it
what
i don’t understand
I wonder what clouds taste like. 🤔
Water
This chat is wild
Reallly cold water
Galaxy gas
fucking answer me
And pig isn’t even here to cause chaos
Why you fucking answer me
Hose
Oh hi
cats are asking
Cat posting
ON KING DAVID
Do it then
Tags the bot lmaoooo
i keep getting sent a message in dms for speaking in full caps
Who in here has played God of War?
me
Not me
Probably you
yuh
u play on new gen shut up

STI
I feel u
why do you have a iphone 13
Yo CHARGE your phone
That's actually scary
I don’t ?
14
Soon
They’re all the same anyway
SOMEONE explain to me what does having a PENIS feels like
Isn't it iPhone using Samsung parts?
i like phones
Hose
what
They have been for years
Displays, batteries, all types of stuff
A HOSE
Hope that helps
Big thing is that they use Samsung screens
is it fun to play with
Tremendously
excuse me
Right. So iPhone is a Samsung with shitty Linux.
my steamdeck uses a Samsung screen
Hi
Ya know 🤔
I never used a Samsung ever in my life
BRO SOMEONE answer my FUXKINg question
I'm firmly in the Pixel camp rn
Stop asking for attention
Bro go ask your dad
Ask a doctor?
no
Well Samsung produces the stuff but you’ll never see it in a Samsung because they’re a custom order but yeah Samsung does make a lot of Apple parts
no tf ☠️☠️
At a Clinic
Better than asking here 
The Walk In kind.
can this server stop being bad
No
It's because it's cheaper to pay your competitor who's known for making the best screens on earth and has the existing infrastructure to supply your large demand
ok
True dat
samsung is a manufacturer for everything it literally manufactures car parts 💀
it’s not just a consumer company
Apple fanboys hate when you mention that Samsung manufactures half of the iPhone lmfao
it manufactured me
Best thing you’ve said all night
ok spacewoag
Freaky 😹
Jesus Christ
😂😂
Her eyes be multitasking
goodnight then
Mf HWHAT
His only brain cell is fighting for 3rd place

Oh lord
Bro what the fuck are you saying
@true hatch 
you feel like doing anything
that’s what i’m doing
makes me sleep faster
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What is bro talking about
My Instagram reel feed was hand picked brick by brick
i get breastfeeding videos and indians being ran over by a train
🍶
It is!!!
i get music and car crashes
@lusty atlas u dead?
z xd🚖🚡🚞🚉
🛰️⛵️
👩🔧👩💻
❕❕🚱💢
(;.~ but the ewww is so so good wry i to hear that that
@bitter apex Hench can bench a wrench and quench his wench with stench
just why
Hey what's up
How re you doing
good what about you
Am good
How is everything going over there
im chilling watching youtube
Doing Good Thanks for asking Bud?
Are you a content creator
no
You do just watch youtube videos
Don’t we all
yes i just watch YouTube like majority of people
It is not 1am
correct its 1:32
how?
Wrong
How do you do it?
day month year
mw3 jumpscare
no one screams
i am
07/09/2024
good to know
Month day year bitch
No
Yes
Frequency of change. most to least. Day month year.
that looks wrong on so many levels
Tbf that could be either in that example
Why do Americans need to do everything different?
because they like to be strange
ask the people who standardized it
ON KING DAVID
WE'RE the BEST
yes you count in multiples of 12.... definitely da best
12 24 im too tired to go any further
everything usa does everyone else does it better
Can't touch it 😝
36 72 im done
23rd of october 2024
Wednesday the 23rd of October 2024 
only correct way to say stuff
hey fuckers actually it was YOUR idea to use month day year and switched in the 1900s
the colonies adopted it and we never switched
someone dam answer level 30 I have 1.5 m in bank and acid lab a cool sports car that’s pretty expensive and a ware house with crates.
nuh uh
"The format was traditional in England, whence it was brought to America. Since the 1900s the English have begun to use the Day/Month/Year format, imported from Europe."
@bitter apex
It makes it easier for filing tbh
hello
mm/dd/yyyy?
hi buddy
what u want
naw naw, day first.
i just want to say hi buddy
i mean if we're being critical here, we should use yyyy/mm/dd for filing so you can sort by the year first
then the month followed by the day
you aint lying
fuck u
im pretty sure pcs used to sort by year/month/day when they were a lot less complicated
nowadays we can use whatever format we want and it'll be instant
its crazy
Let’s just get rid of the Gregorian calendar altogether
ok moinkey
@the nox
bro cant spell to save his live
@copper sinew
I'm watching Netflix. What?
he dosnt want anything
can you show my warns
i actually dont know what they are im interested
sorry to bother
and me i want to know how many i have
YOU
are we actually??
netflix> everything
jk
no

Better to pretend like you are, and so if you make a mistake, it's honest.
ok now check my warns pretty please
Why were you telling people to ping people??
this is a load of bs if u ask me 😭
Im gonna lie, that shits fire dawg
me??
when was this
wasit im confused when was this
whos the g bro
i have 0 serious warns
bro what are u saying
TGG
A server I used to mod for had me physically write down peoples usernames for whoever pinged the owner it was fucking brutal
years ago like 2022 😭
like i never knew about it
no tgg
oh i thought u meant me
i remember on my old acc i had like 5 warns from mods just telling me to shut up
the mod abuse was crazy back then
i would never tell someone to ping u
"You were warned in GTA 5: TGG's Gorilla Gang for You were told to not trick members into being auto muted (1)"

the fact that it worked tho 😭
ur a mastermind
bros incriminating himself
its funny
nuh uh
you are not slick
SHUT UP
this guy goes through the whole channel list daily to ping me
proof
i recon ive added u to like 15 thread channels
😭
cant prove it
big ass map
what the fuck is wrong with michigan and florida
jesus fucking christ
why is san francisco where fucking oregon should be
i hate this
new york city is NOT supposed to be where DC is
You playing crew 2?
please don't tell me that's from the crew 2
i liked the first one 😭
(by the way im not being serious)
Yup, that's crew 2
Never played crew 1, only crew 2
crew 1 is goated
lmaoo no idea
hi buddy
kinda like the idea driving cross country in a video game
you know what im gonna go play crew 1
so ive got an idea that i need you approve off
Yeah, it's a fun game, only problem is that the driving physics are very funky
ok
yhh i noticed that
the jumps feel very arcade like
Damn they promoted the qctive members into mod
send it in dms
It's very arcadey
Nah, staff apps happened
wow chat this is the first time ive turned on my xbox and not have a 3.5 gig update
the concept of driving across america to different states tho seems nicee
am i becoming an xbox gamer??
lmaoo
Nice
Yeah, you'll unlock a cross country race eventually, take 20-30mins in the fastest cars
damnn
bet thats a fun race
FUCK
just started ngl
i need to download it
Best way to make money as well
30 mins cross country very realistic
they shut down crew one servers
Yup
please cap
Ar12 Nick made videos on it
lmao well yh it is a video game
its a massivly cut down version of the us
Nah the game sucked tbh
is it on steam
probs my key was for ubisoft connect
Graphics/physics it was inferior to everything back then
I got the best edition for like $12 on the Microsoft store when it was on sale before motorfest came out
Bro got scammed
nice!
if im gonna play a racing sim i might as well just download forza
i sent you link
Crew 2 is definitely not a sim
you can swap between planes bikes cars and boats on demand
Definitely a fun game, I should play it again

Driver needs a new game
you should
i might as well play american truck simulator

crew 2 is better then crew one
and you wanted to play one

Actually it’s worse
cap
Both of them sucks but 2 is worse
2 was on sale for like 2 bucks too right
yep its pretty cheap now
cap
Bruh what do you know about racing games
what do you know about racing games
They're fun games, you don't play them for a sim experience
Yea even when it’s arcade it sucked
That's just you
Felt like im playing some mobile game with good graphics
for sure
why the fuck does microsoft sell different versions of gamepass like xbox and pc are different only because of the platform
A lot of people find them fun
Wow
Ill still criticize them
now playing 2
i don't even get xbox live while having pc game pass
call me old fashioned but that's stupid as fuck
Corporates dont care about what’s convenient
i feel that no matter what version you have, your account should have xbox live on it
They care about what makes them morey money
even if you don't own an xbox that should just be a bonus
me when i am a second class citizen on my own xbox
Bro I die in all of the missions to make money for beginners
Microsoft sucks (I play xbox)
Deadass I might just uninstall again
pc for the win
play with people
and just get better tbh
I don’t have ppl
aim
aim
positioning
positioning
strategy
yknow
I lost my old account
play jobs with randoms
play jobs with randoms
Welcome to gta
Is it possible to link Xbox account to pc so I can get it back
No
Can't transfer progress from xbox to pc
Stupid af
Pc is a separate entity that rockstar despises
I joined one of the job inv and I’m alone in it
L
join another
it happens
thats life
Ok bro whatever
sorry but theres nt really a solution to it, it all depends on other players
sorry but theres nt really a solution to it, it all depends on other players
bro did not wanna type that one all out
bro did not wanna type that one all out
Hello Pete
pete
Hello Repeat
hi
repeat
ahhhh





