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i certainly hope they didn't make being antisocial a disorder
there already is a thing called antisocial disorder you absolute moron
autism spectrum disorder
why are you people so fucking mad
dude

Ass Shitting Diarrhea
fuck no
Hi sorry for calling u a moron
why the fuck not
I'm Red
idk


bitch ass
im feeling petty right now
hi tom
so real
ok fine i accept your apology
great
Ur not really pretty
i can be
Dammmmmmmnnnnnnnnn
petah
upon further review, ive recently discovered that i just don't care anymore
Mid
caring is overrated
Is that Joe Swanson from the simpsons
did family guy end?
Aaron
Old phone is like molasses
mole rectums
shur up hench
Ba dum tss
š
What do you say when a stupid person makes a joke
shut up dickhead?
Ba dum tss
what do you say?
"Iām a McDonaldās chef ā Trump has no idea how difficult it is to be a french fry cook"
put fries in oil
wait until beep
take fries out and put in pile
add salt
Oh and making patties
Put patty on grill
Press button
Collect patties
american media is a fucking joke jesus christ
When Politico called Vance's beard 'anti-feminist' and Walz's eyes 'an expression of his passion'
it was a whole NEW YORK TIMES article about complaining that being a mcdonalds french fry cook is hard
a stoned teenager could do that
Bro working at McDonaldās is actually light
Itās such an easy job
90% of McDonald's workers ARE stoned teenagers
that's what im sayin
if a stoned teenager could make fries, a chef would have no problem
are female midgets,living pocket pussies?
It takes like 5 minutes to master a deep fryer
all you have to do is wait
add oil
Exactly
Pull fries out of oil
I will say it is slightly harder to make the sandwiches
jizz in the fries
Place in warmer
salt fries
You have to remember what to put on
Repeat
they probably have a cheat sheet up
Nah they donāt
You guys hear about the McDonald's lady that dried the mop under the fry warmer lamp?
Only for the new items
š
well then i guess fuckin memorize it
Yea lol thatās the only hard part
bruv a dessert shop i was working at once when i went to clean the bathroom before closing there was a log of shit in the fucking sink
Yo
Hi meanie
Meaie
i had to scoop it with a fucking bag
dont they just use the plain condiments anyway like ketchup mustard mayo
Meaie
shit was wild
I guess you could say
Meanie
Just wait until I get image perms
Your day was SINKing after that
who tf shits in the sink in a dessert shop
Not yet I need like 4 more levels š
That guy
Iām safe till 4 levels then
lol
Give hench a no xp role at level 59
Fuck u
I have gif perms anyway
Tbf
Okay

freaky leclerc

Watch out buddy
ghost ping watch yourse;f
@bitter apex š»
lmao
du du du duuu MAX VERSTAPPEN
lol
what happen to hench
hench is depressed
murdered
hi
What you been upto
Can somebody help me get like 500k quick?
No

Yeah, first you gotta do your part. First you gotta set up a heist (Cayo, casino, whatever you prefer) then complete the heist preps and such, then post on the group wall or ifg that your looking for a heist, and giving a 60-70% cut to a random of your choice, do the heist with them, then boom, youāll get roughly 500k, itāll most likely be a little more, but donāt worry the heist set up costs will drop it down a tiny bit to 500k
Ight bet would u help me?
Oh ok
Oh mb
No no you see, they asking for only 500k, they donāt want more then 500, so just give the rest to the random and they get there 500k
How do I do the looking for group thing?
Itās uhh
If you look at channels
Look for lfg (something something) look for the one that says ps4 (or ps5, whatever your playing on)
I canāt tag them
Ohh ok
Your on Xbox
You tryna help me?
u cant give me?
how would u give me it
Like Iāll split the money
Like Iāll give me 500k and give u the rest
Wym donāt u get money for doing the heist?
He won't be talking for a bit
What happened
Rule 1
Was it that cash drop guy
I can explain
Can you send me the rule link thing
Wait what did that guy want?
It's a simple rule
Let's not explain it
What did he want?
Oh ok mb
Real
Death to the mpla
Now everyone is happy
WOMP WOMP
Aw

Found one!
There we go
Thatās a fence
Hiding a cat 
It's invisible

@bitter apex I set your AFK: watching pig
Hey š
Hola
How are you
wsp
Hey tauriel 
I'm good wbu
I'm good
šŖµ
š§±
What the heck @bitter apex
freaky leclerc is AFK: watching pig - an hour ago
@bitter apex fuck ur afl
freaky leclerc is AFK: watching pig - an hour ago
Afk
@bitter apex ur mum
freaky leclerc is AFK: watching pig - an hour ago
what is yāallās favorite song
I'm still standing
mine is pride by Kendrick Lamar
if i switch from ps4 to ps5 will my gta account reset or the things will remain the same
Everything will be the same
discord dorks feel so powerful when they mute you
you have no authority in real life gay little dork
id crush your windpipe
why walmart is a mod in tgg
The amount of USA in that pic 
isnt it a supermarket
hey walmart
start introducing PCs part in your store
or ban
Hush up boy
Kinda the same
When you migrate you basically copy what you have on ps4 to ps5 (if Iām correct) but some cars might no longer exist (I wouldnāt know) and your ps4 account will be a whole separate profile, so even if the ps4 and the ps5 migrated account are exactly the same, you basically canāt effect both (example is doing a heist on the ps4 account, wonāt add money or anything to your ps5 account, and the other way around)
Probably was a racial slur

Crazy bro
Are u British or something
Ur just mad about the revolutionary war 
What country are u in
I meant wya as in where the fuck are you located
If you're not down for the red white and blue then I don't know YOU buckaroo I tell you hwhat
What to Angel
What
Nah I just got shouted at
Awww what happened?
If you chew on a McDonald's ketchup packet and it explodes on the TV,wall and trousers at 4am whist you have two dogs on mum's bed get you shouted at
Opsie
I also got my call of duty clothes today
Why are you on your mom's bed lol
I'm in my room
The toilet roll holder made noise when I grabbed toilet roll
Ohhh
And the bathroom is next to her room
And the dogs barked
No but the red setter got up
Mf
Nikuuu
What is bro yapping about
Look at memes and garbage
Scroll up a bit
And you'll see what woke up my mum
He's a puppy
Good luck
The ginger mine
You take the horse sized dog
Fucking yankee
Nvm
Liberal
It's something people used to call Americans
Soundbar was a fire investment š„
Yap
Shush liberal
Time out you say
Is it if you're still speaking
Should I text my ex?
If you're asking that here, no
Go sleep then
They called him crazy
They are loco
Aren't U fuckin 14
Ye
U have a ex...
2
Tf......
I used to look good
I need some time off again idk when I am back
You ok bro?
My DMS are open if you need to vent
Ye I am fine just tired af
And I am outside because my parents wanted to go out
Still
Short on money hmmm
Indeed
I get paid 13 an hour and every two weeks
I make 800 every 2 weeks
I'm finding a better job soon though
Well at least U have a job
Unless you're alrdy rich and retired then you're fine
that sucks
Skill issue fr
š¤
It's sad tho
Be unsad


I like chicken
i eat chicken
@near patrol
Wdym by that?
Alt?
You get unbanned in 5 days?
Okay
GTA
Guys if i have raiju should i also buy hydra or b-11?
Tbh b-11 would be fun
Raiju is better than those 2 in almost every aspect
hey pino
Hello
I got 12 million what should I buy ?
Depends on what you have already tbh
I have the oppressor mk 2 and deluxo and the sparrow most important
hii
Whatever you'll enjoy
what
whatsapp bro
My dumbass would bought bombuskha š
Then why don't you buy it
Lmao
Fairs
Any good horror movie suggestions from 90s/00s ? š¦
smash
Imagine
Mummy š„°š„°

Made the national swim team of Finland š«š®š¦ š¦ š¦
Saw 1
Although it is from 2004
But it's also not exactly horror
But bcz I suggested u this movie
U have to watch it
Or I will have to to--- u
can somone help me? i just got the northen facility as a level 71 on new gen xbox im kinda new please contact me if you can help
?afk gambling my life fund away
@bitter apex I set your AFK: gambling my life fund away
Istg find people to do cmm is harder than cmm š
Duh
Hey @rustic panther, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
thanks
Hire them for 5$ each
If I wanna do doomsday cmm can I pay for skip preps?
HIII
Hi everyone
Hii
Wassup guys
I dont think u read the rules yet
naughty naughty
Anyone wanna cemetery survival?
Hey @little gorge, These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
Anybody wanna play im pc user
Lfg
Hey @slender nova, These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
Hey 274892611498541056, These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
BROTHER
nice, u decided what u gon get?
Hey @acoustic arch, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
Itās for real
good, just working on smth
Nah i got a idea
Might go short back and sides
hi
Ah ok if you need help lmk
Wsg
Wtwww big lobby meet up
Can someone sell me armoured kuruma modded ps5
No
No
Lunchly enjoyers when they get a side of cheese with their mold
do yall agree that gta 5 is dry this week for me it is
This week? Talk about 4 years lol
lol
i mean i got gta 5 4 months ago for the first time but i had it a a old ps 3 but its broken like i think 5 years ago smth like that and i want stuff to buy but its too grindy for me
and hwne i try to do a a heist i just dont wanna i get bored
So real
Haircut success
Nice
Time for gta
dead chat
Fr
real trust

Trust
Trust
On king David
Well fuck
I mean not like that was already the case for him

Growing up, naps were punishment but nowadays naps are a reward
Fr
fr
shes so smash
ong šš
I disagree
Naps are for babies
U ain't a baby
How old are you again
Whoās gonna stop me from taking one
Tired?
Drink coffee and enjoy the sI4v3 life
U shall not get any sleep or peace
40
John kramer
Nuh uh
L
Us
freaky
@copper sinew you still care enough to say it?
whats the best suv in gta?
how much?
how do u get it then?
in gta online?
how do u own it then?
if u cant buy it
U little fake
Reach lvl 80 then say same color
That's a dark shit brown
Tf
What
Wut
An example
Freaky in da name
And they R getting real freaky š
;-;
lol
@jagged wraith
Yap
Wsg
Yo 
absurd work ngl
I got muted for saying go fuck yourself replace kill with fuck
Thatās rule 2
It's actually TOS.
whats tos
Just ban him
Do you mean this channel > https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/1262828434342678639
ah thanks
Hey , These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441

Nox
Bro
Do u wear cologne
Not in winter 

Slim shady
Don't be so rude
1012746748076249158

Tf?
;-;
I gotta go bake
K bye

Make me a cake 
Wym bake 

Hush up boy
Ur getting touched this evening by Hector

hii
Scene changes to hector shitting his pants
Found ya
haha
Hey 
saw your message on chris

yeh

Not me
Whyyyy
Hes been gotten
Done

I'm untimed yay
@lavish musk the temperature is finally 16 in week
What did this man do
What did U do ....
probably spam
You know how Leclerc and pigs names have fre in it
Ye
Rookie reason me i said k p s replace p with y i meant the meme
For what
;-;
YIPPEEE
I'm excited for the 25th and the 31st because I'm having dinner with my sister and brother in law on the 31st
Merry Christmas
fuck everythang
LOL
I agree
We're getting food at a pub instead of doing Halloween
Fuck you your the reason
Even israel
Even this hoe
Even this person
....even your m...
:)
What
Ok
Wanna watch a movie together?
please report this to @bitter apex
do you mind im watching leclerc dominate cota
i dont mind actually
do me a favour
On bd
type freaky with an s at the end
5 days left homie
DONT
shush
You'll get muted for a hour
Freaky with an S at the end?
yes
Fuck sake
Nothing happened
bros actually simping
No
we cant even joke around
in the big 2024
I'm still pissed at you two at
of october the 20th
its 1 hour big deal
You type it
tf did i do š
we did
we got a suprise
Point
You guys aren't as smart as you think lol
still funny
Man fuck off
ok really oliver, its discord, chill
LOL
On king David
trust
its not that deep really think about it
Who is king David
nah it is a big deal for oliver yk he cares so much about this server trust
Yeah ppl are getting bombed and dying all over you just got a mute lol
LMFAO
On bd fool
ONG
Who
bro only answers her
King David shawty
No
š
3rd time lucky
shut up
at least u got it
i missed
Not long noww
is that how long the trial thing goes for
Oof š£
What gun you getting Camos for first @viscid haven ?
ON KING David shawty I can't even post a link š
I'm gonna go ak-74 and jackel
What do you mean?
because he said 5 days left
OH
is it for release of bo6
Honestly no idea! Probs smg's
Yep
That jackel ruled the betas
I hope we don't get meta weapons tho
Just use what you want how you want yk
Guess also depends what blue prints they give us in season 1 to
I like blueprints they fun to use
True
That's how I got through the game
The new lmg build from the battle pass hits
I got vault edition so i get a few blueprints and i think battlepass will bring some to
Lucky
TF your problem
Chill
For sure!
Plus I'm doing air cadets soon
Eggo
What was it?
What's up
It's 4am rn
Oh
It's 9pm here
Oh
dont matter
I did
K
I'm fucking horrified and wondering why that happened
;-;
@bitter apex got a new copy paste noe
bet
Vr porn is crazy tho, this one time i choose "for women" thinking it was "four women" next thing i know im at knee hight with a boner in my face. Scared tf outta me, i yelled cuz it almost went in my mouth. Gayest experience of my life happened alone in my bedroom, technology these days man
where do you even find these
š
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A magician never reveals their secrets
trust
Weāve all been there
lol
No
LMAOOOO
Damn bro rookie mistake
oh hi Josh! 
Hello everyone!
New rules have just been added in #šāall-server-info , (cannot believe that i have to say this) but please, do not give birth in vc. It makes people very uncomfortable. It is very embarrasing for us to have to add this to rules, but we are left without a choice. This is your final warning!
I just joined the server and I see people talking about VR porn shit wtf
#7?
Yes 
try it
oh nah
I like my shit 3d
thats normal

@raw warren what's Williams doing š
my goat in 1st
so blurry i cant see shit
oh nvm
i just noticed lol
bad internet used to it
Mercedes in last 
crashed on 1st lap
Hey heyy'
2nd
rookie mistake

what š
what happened to norris tho , didnt he start 1st?
gap between Lando and max had been less than 0.7 seconds for 9 laps now
yes
bottled turn 1
bro wth do you even mean?
bottled lap 1
nothing different
why am i not even surprised ...
because it happens every time š
you can just see how he Lando gets closer to max in straights and goes further away at the corners
you mean they're using guns?
nah
im shocked lando not past him yet
but they violent ah
Yeah and they run on pure freedom and oil and shoot fireworks every time they pass someone and make a lap
wait so he started 1st and dropped to 4th in the first lap??
It's ok
yes charles went to 1st in t1
he's losing a lot in the first 6 turns
yeah it dosnt look that good through the corners
its the new normal for norris tho
dropping to 4th??
losing his pole sure but 4th is another lvl
he only kept lead 1/9 times he started on pole
yeah inclduing sprint poles
damnn









