#💬┃gorilla-chat
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i wanted to be a police officer when i was young or some special operations soldier always thought that shit was tuff
Fair.. salary vs commission type deal eh?
i have considered the military though
marines were on my ass bc i scored a 97 on the asvab 💀
more like just salary mostly but one has a higher salary but not as good retirement benefits as the other
what would you take 200k a year and its boring asf or 150 and its reasonbly chillax
Retirement benefits sound dope.
yeah us government has hella good pension plans
Gov't benefits here in the US are legit.
Seriously awesome 💯
Man if I had something that gave me 200k a year, I wouldn’t care if it was boring or not
uhh both salaries where i live are pretty damn good so 150k and chill
back it
Same it’s a decent amount of money
Freaky ass people fr
I would save the hell out of that and invest
@modest wigeon you wanna play some time?
Wym play
i be doing that now
Maybe 
I could go for some Diddy Kong Racing 
that’s why i considered the air force
what you investing in?
Ain no pawdy like a diddy paawwwdyyyy
mostly dividend ETF’s
free diddy
You should join the freaks tbf it’s a fun thing to do
I would put a couple thousand in the stock market and let it flourish
No need, if I don't change my name, someone will
There's only 1 person in my immediate family that wasn't a gov't employee at some point 😏 it's like the best way to get around the fucked up healthcare system
Put Everything on nvidia
I’ll get someone to change it thx for the idea
would you rather fart once every 5 minutes but its a mild smell, or fart oncea day and it makes everyone in a 25m radius cry and vomit

mine would have just skipped a generation
25 meter or 25 mile
25m
and u cant go outside cause it just comes uncontrollablu
what a stupid question
That’s sounds fun to get out a boring meeting

either way everyones gonna hate u
im different tho
Sounds like my highschool experience.
Lmao
pardon?
Couldn't eat breakfast without clearing a hall.
did ppl recognise you for it
damn
or was it down low
Or you vacate the area with everyone else "Who Did That!?!?"
thats chill then
see that only happens if i have non dairy replacements
as long as u werent know as the guy with lingering farts
lingering 🤣
They didn't linger. They cleared.
ong
Very effectively
would you rather every fart u did was a bomb that stunk everyone for 20 seconds or every fart was a linger that followed you round for 3 minutes
what is it with you and farting hypotheticals
keeping the convo rolling
the other day i shat liquid,i didnt know it was possible
i was pissing shit from my asshole
happens bri
it was horrible
thanks for your contribution cane
Also reminds me of highschool 😂
bro had a terrible high school experience
what made you change your ways post graduation
lactose intolerant? celiacs? both?
huh
Mistakes were made boys
fym
youre a proper weirdo
you probably impressed her with how long you were in the bathroom
whos bro tryna impress with his lingering fart bombs
I didn't make it 
I went back home.
ohh nooooo
im sure u got good grades tho hey?
crazy
Passable. Really wish I'd focused on school rather than girls 😅
i think that would have made a projectile come too
bro was dead ass useless got mid grades and farted all the time feel bad for your mum
wrong message reply
not tryna be mean or anuthjing
are you lot still talking about farting …

😂
comp sci major hygiene with art history major grades in math
Odd
Very odd you won’t ever get me talking about that
hows life going now
i know my fart will stink when its warm on my butthole when it comes out
fortnite needs sex. I am an 13 year old boy who often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. fortnite sex could help me have real sex please epic games give me sex I am very lonely please epic games what must I do to see Ariel assault trooper have their black round cheeks clapped by agent peely like damn give me upvotes and awards so fortnite sex is made real.
Interesting.
got a moderator gig incoming what else
not again
Give me 100 and we good
Here's a trophy 🏆 you are the BIGGEST weirdo.
A moderator gig? Here??
Make sure you become fat
who wanna play fortnite
Thanks
@fierce eagle u wanna play fortnite
But your a very special weirdo
not me but @copper sinew
Who the pussyclat made this
Make sure he becomes fat
Still trying.. not working...
cant bru im at my mums house and my dads has the ps5
how come
My dad just gone but I got my ps5 at home 🤪🤪🤪
Don’t mute me I swear to god
maybe u should give me image perms

Accept it! I'm trying to gain weight!
lost it all by fartng and shitting hey
Fucker
nah nah sorry sorry
I need image perms too

I have this one meme to send
voice of the people
You should mute everyone that not a freak imo
Freaks only
cold as shit today
Real
june of 2023
2 days ago
thats cool
I’m not a freak bc I don’t look like a thing from the hills have eyes
when did you join the server
2 weeks before me
Click on our names
fortnite update
how is man already moderator
you were here for like 3 days
sorry i havent been on this discord since 2020 i dont know the ropes
No something happened to my discord and I got kicked from server was here few weeks before that
Activity, maturity... Applying when applications are released.
i used to grind to be a moderator on this server back when i was 12
filled out some application on google forms
emphasis on maturity
Bro was underage on discord
Woah
16 bare young
i was 19 when i joined
Its Friday
I’ll admit, I have no idea what the hell a casserole is
so bascially its just this dish
Then it’s Saturday Sunday what
Was my last day of classes, ever
i think nobody here is getting forgiven
You should join us and become a freak
Freaky how
Change name
diddy kind of freaky
To freaky red 
my name is archie im a 16 year old boy from Melbourne Australia
what kinda freaky though
redagast the freaky
Don't think this is the place for confession either...
Respectfully no one cares
Lmao
i can get behind that
Haha
if you know what i mean
Lmao yes
i care
i dont think people care
and scraggs
I'm 17 I live in brisbane and my ass is officially done with high school classes
Already?
im playing zero build
sorta
yeah in aus we finish in december
ez enough but they'll be fine
what score u looking at
I graduate November 15
Your an Aussie
none cause I only have two externals
my an Aussie?
any advice to a year 10
Australian school years run from January - December
Focus!!
Don't procrastinate
Study
Live every moment
bet u wish someone said that to you too busy farting
And trust me
Enjoy school your going to miss it
i am trying my best
trust me
That's so long 💀
We did from Sep to August
the time will fly faster than you think
ik bro
No July.
We do from September to may
That's... the same length of time...
AYO
i used to be active in this sevrer in year 7 and it genuinly felt like last year
We got Freaky Red now???
Yes
Hello
you won't even realise how fast time passes until you're in grade 12
I had to think about it. We were off in June. Had July Aug off.
Oh no not a fourth
My brain ain't training yet.
What the fuck
bro
Its very late January to early December
Welp my mornings ruined
LOOOL
How do you find this shit 😂
Lore accurate diddy party
It's a secret 😯
There 5 of them oh no
We're growing stronger by the day 😈
That's too long 💀
Uh I'm very concerned and very about to throw up
does anyone here have adhd
I'm going to listen to last Christmas adiós amigo's
Me
Too much free time?
Ye
anyone on meds
You're gonna forget routines n shit
American Richard Hammond
The prince of Ferrari
I'm on memotlin but that's for insomnia
Summer camps
I’m off the emergen c
Kinda works tho
Monegasque*
ah right right
Maybe it's a Canada thing to spend the summer doing wilderness things.
No but I have it on good authority that I may have ASD
I should be getting anti depressants today but slept through the appointment and mum's out so now I wait
You forget that I LIVE in a wilderness
New phone today boys
happens g
u all good?
i see
You live in a forest?
A wilderness of spiders, shitty roads, shitty drivers, bushfires... and eshays
Nah school gave me depression and insomnia and kinda just broke me I'm better now
Yes but our wilderness goes from tundra to desert and you don't have to move ten paces to see it.
And I get new clothes a phone and dominos today
always good to hear
chilllll good on ya
And I haven't done school in 7 months 😁
cheeky
Your wilderness goes from cryogenic freezer to average spring day in Australia
Archie can you recommend me a happy Christmas film
hmm
I'm just skipping Halloween this year

Problem I've already watched the polar express 3 times and I'm tempted to watch the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special
Should I move to Arkansas
We've been getting dry bushfire summers here too lately.
Go to a pub
you're saying this to an australian
Die hard
You were Ares go to a pub
Is that a Christmas film?
Do you leave the pub?...
what
takes place on the 25th of december
Only to use the brickies laptop 
Surely you got pubs
*was

I said that

Morning
hey
yo
Yo
You poms only authority here anymore is getting rid of our actually decent prime ministers
How's you sleep? hows your day been?
P good, wxbu?
He he I hate my country to but at least we got pubs with beer everywhere
hello Mr Tably
as if we don't
I slept good but can't seem to sleep until after 4am
I see
what music u guys like
$100 says I can slam a pint down faster than you
And I get pizza, clothes and phone tomorrow
Make that bet with the 14 year old smart
You buying?
Heavy metal n classic rock
what typa rock
Na fuck off you pay for your own bud
...classic
How I don't got a job
He only got Christmas money
How
guess I'll have to charge you interest too
When did Motley Crue become Classic Rock
I just want my pizza and phone man
kickstart my heart
When square blued cuz it liked apple pie
so like beatles and shi
later
like queen and that
not them
where ya from mate
melbourne
metal that's not heavy enough to be metal
right
Can't stop me, Can't stop me, ou ou ou
give me some example
yea i like queen
this is tragic
do you watch lazerbeam
bro
Some songs are more fire than others.
u say classic rock then deny the beatles idk what u want me to decipher
not reallh
They're not 'classic rock'
Ac/DC?
they invented rock
They didnt
Far from it
Red is right.
They actually came in kinda late in the boom
Wasn't it off the jazz and blues?..
Freak are always right tbf
It evolved from blues
cant get more classic then the beatles
Yeah you can
genuinly
Johnny Be Cool?
There's a bunch before them tho
who
Elvis Presley
yeah but the beatles are the classic like
if u say classic rock ppl gonna think of the beatles
No they aint
And a bunch before the mainstream credited artists that just didn't get credit because they were a different skin color
The Beatles were more rock pop
Some what 💀
The USA was a rough time for black people back then, not entirely proud of that one either
I remember when they dropped Hurrian Hymn #3
iStones were all the rage
Oops. Johnny be Goode.
still a typo but it's better
Chuck berry
Hi tauriel 
Lol isn't 6 the oldest ??
igh i can admit the beatles didnt invent rock but they certainly made modern rock like they were the catalyst for the shit we had in the 80s, 90s and nowadays

The oldest discovered
This guyyy
Wasn't just them
I was playing johnny b goode last year at almost every performance 😭
Tauriel how was your day?
I know the lyrics better than i know my own house
Remember the Beach Boys, the Stones, the Kinks, Cream, etc. were all heavily influential during the sixties
Hi tauriel
Gorilla bot doing his job today.
Cream was the true catalyst for rock to evolve into hard rock, which, through Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Deep Purple, evolved into heavy metal

Being Huh?
He doesn't even tell me it happened tho!
And it's so fast 😞
I type something and it's instantly deleted
I could harp on for hours
Woman problems
Oh
Mf type several words in a row all caps rn and see what happens
😂
several words in a row all caps rn
Are they all caps or sum
Nothing
How was your day
I saw it long enough to see it disappear.
Love my lag sometimes.
Yeah 😂
anyone like tame impala
I like chevy impala
I think he's mad at me 😭
Did you see what he's playing?
He hasn't messaged in 8months
Who?
My soul
I'm posting in the memes channel
Did you block him?
Who
😂😂😂

This will be fun
Bro's taking it pretty well I think.
@plain rune FUCK YOY
He just knows not to even message me about it anymore 😔
Anyone down for mw3 or cold war zombies?
YOU
@bitter apex are you freaky
Just delete the message and move on 🤬
What
Yes but are YOU freaky?
wsg
Gyatt?
What the fuck
Hi r u straight
The first thing that came up lol
Yes r u
no
Biblically accurate Spider-Man
R u crooked then?
circular
You guys seen Aaron Fazer Nash in bullet train that film was good
Last movie I saw was the Deadpool Wolverine thing.
Oh
I gotta do a Harry Potter binge again at some point
Only on audio book tho.
Never watched Harry potter ever and don’t plan on either
I used to watch it
Watch it
I agree with this
I’d rather watch paint dry tbf
Cya
It unscrews the other way
wheres scraggs
Hoping the TV show includes all those good moments
I buried him
No way...
They've said it's gonna remain more faithful to the books so that'll be interesting to see
That's the reboot they're talking about?
The HBO series yeah
Tough acts to follow
What
Aww man.. Hagrid...
We can't get the original trio back though
Oh yes please
There like 10 freaks now 😭
W
@green shuttle
I don't like it universe stop it
I think Dumbledore being (
) replaced early helped get over him... But some characters...
He’s. Real 1 fr
@nimble fjord
@bitter apex whats ur fav car in gta
Robert Knox died defending his brother in a fight at a pub a few days after filming for half blood prince finished
man was 19
Wild
almost 19
considering this is a gta server I don’t play Gtw much lol
Lmao
That's a normal post
But last night he was saying some fucked up things on about having back shots with family and whatever
Pray for my 🚽
Lmfao
sounds normal for the internet

ah
Round 2
trust me that's tame compared to some shit ive seen
Real
I feel you
Still wild tho
3/10 on the grossness scale
bro

Lmao
tf u on about
Got a log stuck in your pipe?
Yessir
✨
@gentle bridge Brb
Sit on the throne, spread em and wiggle
Uh okay
Gonna build my GTA-money empire up a bit again
I appreciate the advice
I am the shit master after all
Ery nice
How do I wiggle
Ofc
yall seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Teach me shit master
google 2 girls 1 cup
hips, left n right
very educational video
Protip: block this guy & don't listen to him
thats rude

My toilet keep hitting the floor when I do
But I will follow your instructions
are you fat
do you live in a share house in bulgaria
Probably an outhouse then
Igloo
Thank you duub I should of thought of that
Thank you homie
Lift your knees
Let er slide
WORKING
Ye the wiggle gets it going and the lift gets it sliding
Now I don't got to deal with cane
Shit masters streak again!
What a shitty convo
Real stinker I agree
ba dum tsss
@copper sinew Justice 
That was a battle
The other day I was taking a piss at school right and two guys enter the cubicle next to me
next thing I hear
Two Guys, one Stall
Last night tho was funny the chat was hilarious
They sounded impressed and grossed out at the same time
How do you miss something directly underneath you?
but yeah anyway the cubicle smelled like strawberry so we all know what was going on there
You aim forwards
One might even say… freaky
ba dum tss
I'm hilarious I know
Bro thinks he is but true be told he mentally insane

I am not mentally insane! Hahahahahahahahh 🔫
HAHAHA
ehehehhe
The parrots
They scream
STANLEY
The answer is Stanley!
He!
The talking grapefruit from Passwall!
im not being serious
you did just then
nuh uh
^ what's this then

Edited
photoshopped
slideshow

You pooped yourself
oh yh is it

When nox face reveal

what the hell happened to the active chat then
Tauriel turned off discord lol
She has the power to revive the chat at a moments notice
lmao
It’s honestly impressive because the chat will be like this for the whole time she’s at work and then it gets active when she’s online
simps man
You guys are just thinking with the wrong head 
She’s the savior of tgg lol
why are you obsessed with a female on discord?

Brother
Are you braindead

yeah he is
😂
Y’all crack me up man
🤦🏻♂️
goofy ahh
Are you enjoying life, Cane?
not really
Real
Life’s pretty enjoyable rn
me? Well i have been. Life’s been quite merciful to me for now
Yup
As bad as it seems rn it’ll get better
lol
lol
We’re just having a bit fun man nothing personal
It’s all good bro
I actually don’t know
I own a PS5 too
for spiderman 2 right?
Yeah I own gta too
It’s fantastic
Going to pretend I didn’t read that
sad that they made miles more powerful than peter in sm2
For real honestly
Although it is fun to beat the fuck out of people with venom powers
And you do get to choose if you want regular Spider-Man abilities or symbiotic abilities
the last one was with toby and andrew right?
Yeah
that was just fan service
where he uses dr strange magic to erase their memories
to gain in more tickets
the plot was so shitty
In the current state of the MCU, is fan service even that bad
what even is the current state of mcu
Woke
the only mcu movie i watched after endgame was nwh
so iron man is now dead forever or?
because thanos merked him
they gonna bring him back
i think
how
Oh well that makes sense because if you watched the other movies you would like nwh better just by association
cos mcu fucking sucks due to nobody watching it so they have to bring back the character which carried the whole mcu back in order to become relevant again
......which would never happen now
considering the actor of iron man is playing dr doom
the new deadpool movie was fun
did u watch it?
nah i didn't, i want to tho
shit, i gotta watch deadpool 2 first
they should stop with all the alternate universe bullshit tho its gettin old
agree
i hope they kill off she hulk or something
cringe ass character
fr
imagine the grip tho
🤤
dick breaking grip
hmm
nice talking to you @lavish flame , imma head out
They really shot themselves in the foot killing Tony
See ya
What happened
No
yall excited for tyson vs jake paul
I thought that wasn’t happening anymore
Smh
cause i felt like its deserved
it isnt?
You know what you deserve?
why not
hench._ was muted. | deserved
Here's ur present
Nvm
lmao
I heard somewhere it got delayed or cancelled but didn’t realize it was back on
shush
how is 1 illegal
No
Like I border hopped and I’m in Russia rn
Sentenced to death probably (idk)
intresting
Kgb firing squad
But nah like fr cuz how I get back to USA
Stuck in the motherland rn
You need to go to the Bering straight and get a boat to Alaska
I don’t speak Russian though
Steal a boat or use Google translate
If you can swim across the Bering back into America because Russia and Alaska are next to eachother
Yeah but what I do abt bears
Touch them
Vigorously
Oh hell naw
Yes
Nah tf
TF did you do to that poor donut
its niuce like that
I have the freakier emote
Stay away from my dominos homie
Dear god

me in the chat earlier when cane was calling me obsessed with you
🗣️ block n mute, that's not cute
Better look very quick
Bro
@wild sage
Ta da
excuse me what the fuck was that
I blocked him as well
He might be a bit angy
Freaky emote
send it to me
And lies all the fucking time
TF you planing?
Probably to beat his meat
*planning
My bad
Ha ha
thats against the rules
he asked in gta discussion too

shocker
bro
your just going to end up getting banned
lmao
¥ $
what's with all the money drops?
Huh
Oh
Guys why do I see
Not nosy arnt you
Was it to do a glitch
I wanna know
mono website something
You guys rember Momo?
Wsg
Momo the creepy doll from like 2016
I'm not talking about gta
What
Search up Momo
You mean the flying lemur monkey
Bro I just asked
Momo?
Ya
The weird female doll thing that got kids to break there bones and stuff
Real fucked up
Momo
I forget that cartoon came out before you were born lmao 😂
Wtf is going on 😵💫 old age is wild
Is this time dilation
Look at meme and garbage
Already did 😂 having an existential crisis rn tho
Oh shit
Go to sleep
How is that Momo?
Monosiite something
It was a hoax that had kids self harming
I see it in TGG comments too
Oooooooohhh my GOSH
I'm fucking 💀
Momo not impressed
Momo!
Yeah that's Momo
Momo Samurai: Resurrection vibes
I remember running to the TV to catch the intro every week when it first aired 🥹
Aw
Give me
My clothes are on the way
Mysteries of Avaros is by the same creator.
I get my socks tomorrow hehe
and Sokkah's same voice actor too.
My shirt on Sunday and my sweatshirt is coming on the 23-24 😁



