#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Here it gets to 40 with stupendous humidity
YO
I live near the coast, and no ac
so you don't complain
Australia is great ngl
Still cold weather for u
Your be lucky if it gets above 20 here
Does it get to the point where the actual feels like temperature is recorded at 60°C?
I'm dutch, 40 is like 3 times as high as it usually gets
It does here tho
I feel like I'm in a sauna sometimes in summer
cause of that no ac issue
It did that like four times earlier this year
U haven't seen anything yet
Trust me
I was outside in black jeans not complaining
I really want it to be Friday
it's the humidity that gets you here
Does here in Brisbane
It will be Friday after Thursday
when I was in america (50+) it was doable cause the humidity wasn't that bad
but if it is 30+ here I'm legit dying
My skin itches whenever I go outside in the sun
then you need to put on sunscreen
Dry heat is more tolerable but far more dangerous
Itch as in someone is putting pins on it
I just don't go out in the sun 😁
Ik then I get a call of duty shirt,hoodie,socks and a Samsung s21
?afk sleeping
@swift umbra I set your AFK: sleeping
Nah my birthday was march and I got a series X
they don't have sleep in the Netherlands
Its your birthday shut up 
Let me be RIGHT
Birthday boy 😉
I want the grey hair
No u dont
Huh
Yes I do
Can someone send the support thing in the chat I need to report a compromised account
I absolutely recall those few sentences being sent
Then just dye them
From who?
I have black hair I need bleach to dye it
Hey @slim berry, would you like to report a user? Go to #📁〢support/report and click on ⚒️ to create a report ticket.
Thank you
You and mike
Do what u gotta do then
That was someone else
Nah my dad got grey at 15 so I'm good
You know when you get deja vu and you feel like something has happened?
Yeah
Oof
I actually remember those lines being said by us three specifically
I look like my dad when he was 14-16
This is the second time now
I'm a blonde
Lucky
U are his blood
Ofc u will look like him
It was this maybe
At least I haven't gone into a car door and sent across the road on my bike like my dad did
Real
Then u are doing smth wrong ig
Can I have your hair I wanna dye it
No I like being blonde
I'm not going to fly into a door on my bike on purpose that's just stupid
Fine
I want to have shortish grey hair
And a beard
I am not saying u to do that
Grey beard as well?
I'm going to look old
U have quite a lot beauty desire at this age ngl
Bro I just like the grey white hair but I got black hair so I can't dye it
so, grey beard?
Ya
Who r u trying to Impress? 😉
Or maybe mustache
dog wants to look quadruple his age
😭😭😭
The bar staff at my local pub
Because gwad Damm there hot
Yo auntie Denise
Wouldn't they be old?
Wit all dat ass
so you’re going to bait them with faking your age… by like 4 decades
I buried Denise last month
Won't work
The one I want is 17 I just want to look a bit older
Not 40 fucking year's
Did u even asked her out?
Yeah no
then why are you going grey voluntarily
Why?
What's the hold up here?
Because it looks good on the rest of my dad's birthday
what the fuuck
Ya?
Me personally would have already asked her out
that shits wild
U should too
She's 17 no
cause he’s a good bit younger than her for his age
It's 2 year difference
I'm waiting till I'm 16-17
i swore oliver was 14
She turns 18 this year
I thought he was 15
hey bro dont ask a bitch out there are worse things she can say than no
That's even better
Nah I'm 10000
Ik
💀
yep, 14
😂😂
I do like older women ngl
I think we r very alike ngl
My man
i got groomed at 14💀
The only issue is people will call her a pedo
Unless both of u fake ur ages
I kinda did
When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking.
I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
Why you think I'm waiting
how do yk you’ll still be interested in her
WHAT
when i was 14 i fucked a 35 yr old bitch
fortnite needs sex. I am an 13 year old boy who often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. fortnite sex could help me have real sex please epic games give me sex I am very lonely please epic games what must I do to see Ariel assault trooper have their black round cheeks clapped by agent peely like damn give me upvotes and awards so fortnite sex is made real.
Maybe I will maybe I won't
age is just a word
what
Is this some sort of flex?
Okay wtf seek help
and a cell is just a room
I think he's hacked
hell yeah
👍
Real
You need to get locked up
This aint the secret vent channel?
both of them do
Fuck
Exactly
daln
Idiot
Yall didnt see anything
yall some pussies
Yep I saw nothing also nice dwag
Anyways
Anybody knows any single mother in her mid 30s?
You weird
If this is true pls tell whole story
anyways
Still man shit illegal
i dicked that bitch down
@naive pivot is already getting horny with this story
Nah u are just capping now
no one know bht me to this dau
swear on my life
Be careful I might come for u
I'm dipping from the fucking kid statutory r worded
she had huge fucking tits
Make her laugh and giggle and she will make that ass clap and jiggle
Scraggs wanna play GTA?
why are two different flavors of the same drink different prices
i’m not home and idk when i will be
Definetly getting banned with this one
Ah ok
i’m a whole city over
i was drunk too so that made me last longer
like 20 mins
i wanted to hit that bitch in the face
cuz i get aggressive when im fucking
U guys r making it hard now
you a virgin?
Ur getting hard?
you gotta pop that cherry
Yes
😂
Ejaculate and evacuate
Woah havent seen a new vid by Tgg since late September
whose tgg
Well at least to be pinged about it
how old r u old ahh?
Some guy
bros 40
nah fr how old r u
Why
cuz i see u got pc owner since 1999 in ur bio
so you must be old as fuck
Yay me
No
Idk. Each time i come its never active
Probably timezone stuff
Its kinda a mutual understanding
She consumes pills
tadaaa
To prevent kids as a woman. You can consume few pills, as well as have the egg removed
So kinda pointless
where in eu have u lived?
I would say. Almost everywhere except Spain/Portugal and nordic Europe
what languages can u speak
where were u born
lol
let off from what 💀
Unless you are Germany or other boring highly regulated places with absurd laws always against their citizens
But let immigrants do everything
🤣
West Croatia, West Slovenia, Southern middle East Italy, Southern France, Many Greek Islands
And i guess Hungary wasnt all bad

have you been to the states?
Only in Chicago
Nah
Business trip placed us in a fine hotel. We just had basic paths taken. From company to hotel, hotel to shopping mall, from mall to hotel
Are the new bail offices good for money and fun?
We didnt really explore the city
Tbh. When you are placed in centre of the city. Gunshots happen extremely rarely
The suburbs are another story
Its the same for Dubai
Dont go in the Suburbs
why the suburbs?
You will be greeted with small houses, gangs, thugs, looters
Vr porn is crazy tho, this one time i choose "for women" thinking it was "four women" next thing i know im at knee hight with a boner in my face. Scared tf outta me, i yelled cuz it almost went in my mouth. Gayest experience of my life happened alone in my bedroom, technology these days man
Just remain in central zone
what do you do for work?
An IT manager
damn
Isnt For Women a PoV video of a guy going into you ?
yeah
Basically you are the Woman
lol
And you get it ...
The usual stuff. Organize workers do stuff. Check shop prices, regulate stocks, be bored during meetings, listen to angry karens constantly calling you
so real
is the money good?
Headpat sad femboys who got yelled at by angry women or men and comfort them that you wont fire them over idiots
It depends. Currency isnt same everywhere
An IT manag in Usa makes 20x times I do
🤣
where do you live at
where do u live
god damn dude
Germany is around 160k
Sadly. Both places dont accept someone from outside. Unless you live there for minimum 10 years and have a waifu
well you have work experience?
Yeah i have around 5 years as Manager.
so how is that an issue
man you gotta ask for a raise
All managers are paid same
paid*
you yapp way too much dude
You asked me this
Follow your own advice
Maybe will lead you somewhere in life
@clever hornet ngl i thought you were putting obama not Mr bean
40-60k
🫂
ill marry you for 10k gbp upfront and 5k gbp after u get citisenship
so u can be it manager here
deal?
hope youre not against gay marrige
dumbahh
liam payne died
Ayyo
We still need to live together for 10 years
Or at least 5
no we dont,you put your address same as mine live somewhere else
Idk laws in Uk for green card
Gay marriage is haram brother
What if i have nowhere to go
Wouldnt it benefit us both for me to save on rent and pay you instead
okay you can live with me but you gotta pay rent too
Charging your husband , rent 😢
Just live in dubai
Life is better there
You can get iphone 16 in only a week
Almost everyone i know from Dubai are piss poor
Kuwait then
Thats because Dubai imports them from China without paying taxes
The currency 💀
Kuwait currency is richer than dollars
1 million kuwait dinar=3 million dollars
We have an Arab Phone reseller store
New iphones each year
Samsung ones
They are in Arabic or Chinese
Unlocked
Almost 30% cheaper than Phone Telecommunications carrier or Retail Chains
Whats the catch? No taxes on them, no receipt and no waranty
So Liam Payne is dead
They have a chain of stores around the country
Damn
Example. Apple store sells you iphone 16 at 850 usd$
The arab store sells it to you for 600
Money on hand
Phone in pocket
Some are without a box too
yo bean where are you living rn?
Also the large buildings in Dubai ?
They are empty from middle to upper floors
They just have lights installed
And the top has a restaurant
Its to create an illusion its a rich place
China does the same
oh shit really?
i didnt know that
Almost everyone lives in the suburbs or smaller buildings
And have average wage
But you also suffer horrible heat waves
Dry temps
Might as well move to Australia. At least Heat is the same but Ocean is near you. Plus you have cute asian girls
Since majority of Australians are immigrants as of late 30-45 years
Tgg at 3:26 💀in the new video
How is my new pfp
Nice bio sister
mid

me when
cool role
that you know of
what one
liam
who
what he die of?
i think he fell didn't he
argentina. he fell off a balcony
that's what im sayin
they say he did it intentionally because his gf cheated on him
cant confirm because he's dead
if you gonna take your own life, let it not be because of a girl
guess he fell in one direction
💀
***Good News:***All men Sinned, but you don't have to go to 🔥HELL🔥 JESUS CHRIST died for your sins and rose from the dead. Believe in him, turn from your sins. Ask God for forgiveness of sins. Make Jesus your Lord n savior today!(if you want help pm me)
im so mad i did not think of that
me too

fuckin a that really caught me off guard
😂
Sin separates us from God. Jesus restores that relationship. Call onto God ask him for forgiveness of sins. N ask Jesus into your life
But jesus is not god in Islam
He will save us in the end of the time ik
tf
Islam can't save your soul. Only Jesus can 🙂
Different beliefs brother i respect christian
i agree
oasis live 2025 will save my soul
I know my God died n rose from the dead. And ascended back to heaven. I trust he knows the way
Me too
fr
But jesus isn't dead yet and he will come at the end of the time
Anywho, if anyone needs prayer or resources pm me. Jesus loves you take care ❤
bruh
you have a fucking swastika in ur bio
Amen 🙏
🤔
Average 13 year old discord user to be honest

i feel like either way we should avoid swastikas
and having them in our bios
something rlly tells me they aren't good
Its like telling Kids on cod they cant spew out racial slurs everytime they die, very ineffective
Well what about Buddhism they use swastikas
yeah i still don't think just because it's the thing everyday it's a good thing
if i got a dollar every time i got a threat on cod i'd be a billionaire
i feel like it's still a very bad things
If only we had that money
real
Sucks to suck
i dyed my hair and it still doesn't feel right

rip

nuked
Go bald i suppoae
no

Suppose

i love my hair
cool
dye it neon green
make it green
i don't want green hair
With hints of yellow
hell yeah
fuck it make it a rainbow at this point lol
im gomna go pink after this
real

I saw some kid on tiktok Who got rainbow hair
it's blue like underneath
like an undercut but instead of having no hair i have blue hair
make it green
shave it
i'm gonna dye it pink
Whatever floats your boat
i'm either gonna dye it pink or blue again
green
Dread 10 bucks if you go green
absolutely not
neon blue with neon green stripes
Your loss 
pino 9 bucks if you go green

Wont
if your hair doesn't have racing stripes on it, i don't like it
green
yo
how old r u raymond cism
old
how old
why you wanna know
just makin conversation mate
compared to most users in this server i am lol
u ps5?
what games u play
destiny 1, bo3, gta online, and spiderman 2
nice nice
i love my ps5
is spiderman 2 worth it
heard its a short game
okay ill keep that in mind
it is quite short just like the last games
and it's been out almost a year and no dlc
since ive 100%'d it and got it platinum, i have no reason to play it other than because the gameplay is good
i like shooters
you playin bo6?
i play cod
how tall r you
you would not believe it if i told you
damn either short asf or tall asf
6'5
did you grow after 19?
genetics i guess
gonna start drinking alot of milk
not really maybe a few inches or so
😂😂😂
well you could always wear tall shoes
I heard we do get tall after 19 but the speed will slow down like too slow
if theyre open youre still growing
u can find out with an xray
and males who entered puberty later also grew taller at a later age
growth happens in early stages of sleep when the petuitary gland releases growth hormone
i sleep like a mf rock that probably helped
yeah
i could sleep for 14 hours and still be ready for bed
real;
i cant fall asleep for shit and when i do a flys fart can wake me up
my cats not helping too
yeah
😂
my rental property has a sloped roof that i have to duck under or else i will bonk my head on it
not fun
DAMN
yeah that's usually the reaction i get lol
back must be a pain in the ass
yeah it honestly is
That's a really good idea 💡
yeah, could figured. i have backpain at 6’2/6’3
yo?
yo
how you do
understandable, i could probably get away with a chiropractor one of these days
not too bad how about you
i been needing one of those for a bit
yeah im alright chilling
🫂
how are you fuckers so tall its not fair
I wanna clarify tho @wanton hull IS in fact tall because he drank lots of milk 🍼
💪
If you don't hydrate you die, and there's no better hydration.
If you DON'T drink milk your bones might become brittle then you fall apart and DIE
Drink milk, increase your power level
i wanna drink your breastmilk
what
wait
i don't wanna gloss over what you said
what do you mean by that
drink milk straight from the source
Drink your own dick milk, buster
ima slap the shit out u
Your mom's house telling her about her naughty son
whaT in the fucking goofy ass have i came baACK 2
good question
Some newbie jumping to debauchery after some light nonsensical posting
They always jump too far 🙄
honestly what tf wrong with you lol
you can't just say that to people lol
that's weird
Yeah fr weird behavior
we say lots of weird shit around here but that's probably crossing several lines
Girls in the server aren't saying "I wanna throat that hobknocker you sexy scallywag"
im just gonna go back to watching the lion king
you can be like me 💪
I think I missed that last growth spurt 😂
well too bad you don't have a 6'5 guy on standby
didn’t work 🥲
he did #🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
in bot commands
no i never said a channel at all
i feel bad asking them to do it in a different channel now
TS didn't work
😂
i got banned for that lol
Here we goooo
i only got unbanned 2 days ago and got banned last October
i just saw a video of some guys infusing whiskey into a watermelon, i think i have a problem
the worst part is that i really wanna try it
lmao
Watermelons are mostly water fun fact
they cut it a little hole in it and drained as much water and they could and then poured a bottle of whiskey in it until the whiskey was all gone
I'd try it 😁
do it then
Currently out of stock on the watermelon side of things
we're definitely gonna have to try it
Yeah it's already 8pm and I worked today not going back out
They're out of season anyway 😭
lazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
No way lol that's the last thing you should call me 😂
nuh uh
I couldn't find one if I tried tho they're only sold seasonally here
@wanton hull if I use an orange does it count
👀
i think for the first time i didn't get to read what you said
👀
Hench was saying something about boofing the alcohol iirc
nothing at all
"mummy"
think something wrong with your eyesight mate
sight deez nuts gottem
ffs
mr crab
crab
crabby
what noise do crabs make
thats what im sayin
Ouuuaaaahhhhhh
money money money
ahaa
That's what I imagine crabs saying
gonna be me with double money on acid lab

chat am i cooked
....wheels on the bus go round and round
dead/dying
depends what the text is about after that
Ω W τ σ
incredible gif 😆😆(i’m stealing this)
lol
@inner ice yoooo you online? How’s your day been
fell off a balcony
damn
@unreal echo jew
As @shrewd badge so eloquently put it “guess he fell in one direction”
Deleted message
Boner buds
we finally knew the direction it was
@dusty kiln yo
Lmao
.
andrew tate mentioned, opinion rejected
I put ice in my milk
Anyone Playing rn? Some missions or heist?
omfg
wsg
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The fuck u saying
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🤭
Wagwan
chillin how you doin bro
But you’re chillin you’re having a way better time than me 
No i am bad
Well IM fine but family issues
Im a bad person
No I think it all started when @clear prism got mad at me
a friend? or
Btw, opinion on kanye west?
ye is chill
Wb drake?
only old drake
pretty much, bro lost mad aura after that
Ya you can tell kendrick put his passion into not like us
Like you could tell it wasnt supposed to be just a jab at drake but a good song too
it was a good song
Ya exactly
ive heard it almost everyday since release though everybody blasts it, cant escape it 😭
Play it at your birthday party
@unreal echo what do you think about thick of it?
aint listened to it but heard like 5 seconds of it on a vid, ye nah im good
He went from not over yet to thick of it 
im not a fan of not over yet either lol
Smh
Thats one thing we disagree on
its mall music
type of music you hear when you walk into goodwill
type of music you hear when you walk into a walmart ahh
bro just had to flex prime in the music video 😭
Have you tried prime?
Shits prolly worse than vaping
Ain’t ever ingesting sum a YouTuber made
I have, just to try it, it's shit
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@upper fractal KUHJKK??
hmmmm
yes it ain’t all that
arby’s open 24 hours
What flavor did you try?
i really dont know
Red and the yellow one
prime really aint great ngl
true
prime is glazed too much
oh yeah anyone hear about liam paynes death, was unexpected asf
Lol
Crazy? I was crazy once.
and then you took an arrow to the knee?
Prime taste like cough syrup
Lmao
is next gen story mode worth buying
I wouldn’t get it
Unless you want the rockstar editor
But there’s nothing extra with it
i wanna do story mode but old gen to laggy
if you want to play it then get it
If you want something idk why you shouldn’t get it if you got the money
i don’t like spending my money 😆
@edgy mango
@edgy mango
@edgy mango
@edgy mango
Why tf would I go to Arby’s

Is that uppertaker
Rick grimes
Idk
Tronnle Dump?
@honest crag
@honest crag
lol
Is the weekly update out yet?
Yes
hi
Hi void
nog?
wsg
Nog.
yapper
hellooo i just joined the server but i’ve been watching tgg for a few years noww
guys is it weird to say you wanna drink someones breast milk?
Why are you Nog now

very
im listening to a fire song
ok dude
wtf is going on
Not at all
I like the type of songs you can start up around a campfire during the apocalypse 
@lavish flame Vr porn is crazy, this one time i choose "for women" thinking it was "four women" next thing i know im at knee hight with a boner in my face. Scared tf outta me, i yelled cuz it almost went in my mouth. Gayest experience of my life happened alone in my bedroom, technology these days man
wtf
Sick
what the
Huh
Hell nah
Fucking weirdo
Real
you did NOT click for women on accident
its jst an online copypaste lol


man
I opened the day with a soft boiled egg, a coffee, and bacon on toast
thats goated right there
Still weird
but what do you think about my breakfast
Honestly as someone who eats English breakfast 10/10
Is that a wild raccoon
Egg,toast, bacon and coffee sounds very British and good
wouldnt it have been tea if it was very british 
Huh
Sorry I just got up so I'm not fully aware rn
Cute
hey hey
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Yo?/
I had coffee but shouldnt it have been a tea if i was very british 
nuh uh
Oh
Nah coffee or tea is used it's the food itself
There's always a apple or orange juice on the side as well as coffee or tea
dose anyone has the work dispute mission i want the red joggers
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fuck I had an apple with it too
im slowly turning bri ish
bb
what 
jst wondering
make sure to not pack any spiders the size of a house
TSA will not let you through
I promise not to
I know you're mortally afraid of em
Hey, if you make a stop in east Asia, pack up some of these Asian hornets instead 
I won't be
Ok
Japan trip will be earlier than Europe
Oh god look who it is
Hellooo 
Hiya 
Imma sleep now, hope your day was/is great 
I joke woke up lmao
Anyone need help selling on ps5 dm me I can help u can help me public session acid lab specifically
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