#💬┃gorilla-chat
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yea, but there is a reason the germans don't use it anymore 🤣
meters, kilometers and millimeters are so much easier
just add or remove a couple zero's or move the comma over, that's it
no maths needed
im blaming the english for giving america this then make fun of us when we use it
what the fuck is a furlong even used for
you arent british anymore 
thank god
you could've just switched in the meantime
its kind of like how it’d be incredibly hard to switch from one side of the road to another
no it isn't
you gotta change the signs
takes some money, but in the end you're no longer on made up numbers
even the UK is switching over
the UK is switching from left to right?
I mean, the numbers one the road signs just need to be changed really
you can paint over those
Not including impacting hundreds of millions
in what way?
Cuz everyone knows how to drive on the right side and if we all of a sudden start driving on the left, there will be thousands of accidents
you do know that the rest of the world drives on the right as well?
just a couple countries that don't
They mainly drive on the left in asia
india is the largest country in terms of population and they drive on the left
cause the british basically owned that continent
pakistan and i think bangladesh also drive on the left
correct
most if not all of southern and eastern africa drive on the left
I guess I found my trigger lol
also used to be british for the most part
damn they just want to steal everything
back then every country did it
it was trying to improve their own economy
damn museum wanted the pyramids but couldn’t get them only bc they were too heavy
wanted all those spices and dont use them
they did use them
sell them
also the americans did colonisation as well
so don't be too rough to the british friends
who did we get that from
@clear tiger hey 👋
if your dad robs a bank it doesn't mean you have to rob banks 
yk what fair enough
Wtf did I come back to
You guys got some explaining to do
are you saying hey bc she’s an older woman
Bro what
all i’m saying is you said “i’m into older women”
40-50
dog that’s old enough to be your parent
doesn't look like he cares 
he’s trying to get into that will
trying to get the bag the least ethical way
bank is bank

I want to play GTA 5 but it's somewhat boring right now with no big updates
Real
Fake?
True then?
Yup we need gta 6 now
Someone should hack rockstar and release the game early imo
I’m just waiting for bo6
Fairs
I’m just waiting for idek tbf a game I’m going to enjoy and not delete it after a week
lol
Yeah I’m just bored of mwz
i hope it’s good but it will probably disappoint
Most games recently been disappointing
Even if it does disappoint, I’m not paying 12 bucks a month for nothing
I’m gonna play it
why would you play it with game pass lol
just buy the game
So if I wanna drop the game in a month or two I can without spending 70 bucks
if you buy it you’ll have it forever can’t say the same with game pass 🤷
I think you’re missing the point
i’m not lol
it’s something you can look back on aswell 🤷
If I want to buy it, I will
As of right now, I’m not sure if I want to spend the 70 bucks on it so that’s why I’m paying 12 a month instead
yeah and after a year of playing it buying the game would’ve been better off
you’re probably just wasting double the money for not buying it right away
i bought alot of games and they dissapointed me but i’ll always have them
but that’s just me
Well I’m not gonna wait 6 or 7 months after paying the equivalent of buying the game in gamepass
I do however see your point
the game can get worse instead of better
You are not wrong
Yes
i think games are also a part of your life that you can look back on when your older
and the memories you have off playing the games
Our elders have memories of trying to beat tetris
we have memories of other games
My plan was to have gamepass and then when it goes on sale I might just buy it then
Like a Black Friday sale or something
you have a point but then buying the game right away will probably still be cheaper
For me it’s not necessarily about the money, I just wanna know if it’s worth actually buying
If I like it I will buy it
35 serpent emblems left 
If not then I’ll cancel my game pass and move on with my life

Hey guys looking for group for the apartment heist anyone down? Need 2 people.
Lfg would be down
Cool DM me
Oh
(Looking for group)
No one's responding there so I thought might as well try here.
Understandable
It's so difficult to get teams nowadays
True that
anyone up for cirminal mastermind?
Hey guys I recently bought GTA 5 on my ps5 (I previously spent over like 50 days on my Xbox account) and I'm having trouble with the last signal jammer (avi Schwartzman) it's located on grand senora dessert and usually referred as the 34th jammer (located on the signal tower) but it won't spawn for me. Ive restarted GTA and my console and un installed then re installed the game. Can someone please help me
wait for microsoft tech support to call you
I'm having trouble on my PlayStation sorry

it was joke
Oh my bad
Hey @signal eagle, These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441

@lavish flame Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
i just need 2 ppl that i could communicate with
Use the lfgs located at the bottom of the server
cause i tried w my irl friends but they are brain dead and we failed 2'3 times
i play both on pc and ps4
oh alr ill use that
Fair r but like u on ps4 or 5
Did 15 jee mains sum today and i feel a bit good
i might be him
Wsg Holmes
What if I do?
Wsg
lol
@near patrol my favorite mod foreva
ima run some north yankton free roam
Huh okay
Hi you
Hi
?afk crash bandicoot 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: crash bandicoot 
How’s life Ms. zealy
can you give me a nick or is that not a TM perm
Who
spooky
That’s a girl bro 😭
oh
Yo wyd rn
siege
Pc or console
both
It's pretty good hbu? Mr ?
WHO ARW TOU BRO
Zealy knows
bros am gonna do casino heist will someone help me
Use the lfg’s
she’s not asking now is she
who tf are you to casually say to me run rl with me
😭
Lmfao
Idk dude i just made a random guess
Ur dumb fr
so meaning me playing siege does mean i play rl
me or tis random
You.
You
you are right tho
for WHAT
I know I am, always am.
Idk man
This is too funny
Lmao
whatever you desire n choose
Yo guys i need some help
LMAO
Wtf dude don’t call my girl that
You seem stupid
i swear that was a misclick bro
alr buddy
All that welding is messing with ur hands
shut it lil rl noob
@versed grotto yk what's gummy
I’m still waiting on my nickname zesh
nah bros messing with me now fr
anybody on ps4 wanna play some races im bored and alone
But you say you’re an idiot.
hotring preferably
Touché
I'm thinking
Always was a clever lad wasn’t I
no you ain’t
Yes I am
No
nah you gave yourself away lil bro
That was the point
Dumbass
Sorry.
Recently i saw a vid of ppl saying to make gta look better u should lower the brightness all the way down
Oh man I never had those pancakes bahaha
💀
So i tried it on my pc but my bright ness wont go down as much as other ppls
I forgot to ask
lol
lol
Run RL lil bro
you are not the smartest out of us
Why is that is there a fix?
not today
Is cause i use hdr?
Yes I am
no
Bro I was a genius before my training arc
lol
But not any other way
From gate no 10 to FUCKING GATE NO 103
anyone wanna do stunt races on ps4??

Guys can someone please tell me why my gta brightness setting wont go all the way down
You can change it from story mode
By that i mean my brightness lower limit is a lot higher than other peoples
I can change brightness
But it just wont go as low as others
Aye
It shouldn't be but you can always check Google
I tried
I searched in reddit amd still didnt get an answer
Damn
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBJtVuQSqvN/?igsh=Y3V2cGM1MGt6b3Fi
guys can u like this edit I made of my friend
Yep i found nothin again
I tried turning off hdr and it still didnt work
Oh
New talk tuah episode just dropped
From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞

I'm recreating a minecraft bikini bottom.
Good shit
ikr
'Bikini bottom'
Hi new here
Nice to meet you
Im Mike
Hello New Here, I'm Sara :3
nice to meet you mike
nice to meet you sara
how r u doing ??
Who?
you
Iraq in the top 3 again 😔
Gd morning
i did it was pretty good!
I'm glad you liked it
I got the jak of all trades camo yesterday 😁
I'm gonna get some sleep
@lusty atlas @bitter apex I just saw these pings 😭 wtf
😭😭
Got caught lacking
I thought someone ghost pinged me
bc my network was trash 😭
So server helper yeah cause we helped s guy
Lmao
Bet
W trial mod lol
Oops
We got hacked
Facts
No we didn’t actually
We just wanted to notify u
So you can give us what we deserve
lol 😭😭
I can try to explain it but I don’t know much
You basically get 500k (or depending on what it says) every month, along with a garage that can hold like, tons of cars but you can only use it if you have gta+ (don’t worry it won’t lock you out of cars in there when you run out, you can take them out) you also get access to another area at a bay that holds a bunch of discounted cars and one free car every month, and honestly that’s all I remember
It is worth the 6.99
yo somebody should hop in hangout vc so I can get feedback on a song I just made
Oh and every once in awhile I think sometimes they get exclusive double money or something for some business
It’s more if you can make profit with the 6.99 or not
Whqt do u mean
Personally if you grind, the discounted cars are good, especially sense some are weaponized and are 2-3 m less then normal price
And I mean just if your willing to play the game and grind or not to make use of what it offers
Wow im just got gra5 online for my ps5
I g9t it
?afk very busy
@bitter apex I set your AFK: very busy
It's not good
unfortunately I've already been told the opposite
I may agree with you though, personally
lol
U have to up your game
I heard the last one
wanna hear it?
it was funny
So Nick will you remember us when u make it big?
certainly
million dollar question
doesn't get better than sharing music in the TGG discord server
Nox will you ban me if I dm you the song?
Well I hope u remember me
you're unforgettable
Did i cook?
https://streamable.com/3dwpve
probs not
k sick
@modest zephyr @delicate lynx
Nope
rip the 1 week of editing it
Ohio State better
ah funny
U wasted a week
Don’t make a career out of editing your not going to get anywhere 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Wrong emoji
thought it was just a kool aid edit ur a bama fan?
What in the perm abuse
After Effects
oh i see
ye shit can be difficult to edit on
Sorry i did nit saw that channel my bad
Retire jewelz
Oh so u muted me before
who did? 
ksi's new song is a proper head banger, i banged my head against the wall until i couldn't hear it anymore
Hi chat
Go away
Word
MS word?
That only reminds me of breaking bad
Yeah that's what's up
That's what's up
clapping in the background
☺️
Biggest perm abuser ever
aint no way
mf said we goin to war

Hello chat
If we all riot we can get him gone
Who changed my name
Good question
Anyways
I remember u
We can get him on his knees
Lol hi pig
Yep
If you can. Open it I assume not
I remember way back when u were just red
Cant*
That wasn’t that long ago
Acting like it was more than 24h ago
real
ong\
I remember back in March you were still Pig
I remember yesterday you was still red and did not change at all
Factual
yea im not very active
i was aghost for like 6 months or smth
Be more active
Good, be more active
Ï
What was your previous account called
whaaaaat
why would you think i had another account
Piglet
I'm just too smart
What was it
Lol
Who ever told you that is a fucking lier
🤯
You are tho

Oh is it
the thing was i didnt have a license or passport or health card with a pic or anything
literally no id
and they gave me 72 hours to appeal and i had nothing lmao
To hold a photo of your id for a discord account is so much effort no point doing jt tbf
Just create a new account
ong
like bro
im still salty about that to this day
i had so many old friends on there
To verify your age, please take a photo of yourself (a selfie) holding BOTH of the following:
- A photo ID that contains your date of birth
- A piece of paper that shows your Discord username (including last 4 digits following your username)
like
im not doing allat
i also kinda didnt wanna send them a picture of myself with my info and all that
They definitely laugh at every ugly person that sends a photo in 😭

And then decline there appeal
You ain't helping
Lmfao
LMAO
It took my ass two hours to get a legible photo for my appeal cause my phone was shit
whyd u ask anyways
tryna build my portfolio then poof first ban as a trial
Trials can't ban tho
LMAO these mods perm abuse like tf is this “take a break ”
How'd you know
Cap
unbannable
First part mighta been for arguing or something
We know your special alright
i dont even get a reason i just push their buttons then they do that
abuse
LOL
Beep boop
Dyno
APP
— 10/07/2023 10:54 PM
You were muted in GTA 5: TGG's Gorilla Gang for 14 days. | 1st amendment revoked
Dyno
APP
— 10/08/2023 4:45 PM
You were muted in GTA 5: TGG's Gorilla Gang for 30 minutes. | THEN GET THIS NERD
foureyedpeppa was muted. | my finger slipped mb
LOOOL
My bad bro

Man I just hate it when I accidentally type an entire ban command cause I had to catch my phone
“My bad”
FR
oh i found it
It's so annoying
😭😭
Done this like 20 times y'know
YES#4578
Oh
back when i grinded those bots
Remember: it's not mod abuse
I'll hunt down the mf that stole the username zealyyy
It's member abuse
True it’s them having fun
Exactly
bro i was so helpful back in teh day
i deserve helper role i think it was back when it wasnt a thing yet
Achoo
ArchoLek — 12/06/2021 12:29 PM
December 6, 2021 12:29 PM 🗑 Message (917467678124441650) from @Deleted User (YES#4578, 521365131154948098) deleted in 💬gorilla-chat (💬gorilla-chat, 725773402756874340) (originally posted at December 6, 2021 12:29 PM):
SEXY BEAST WITH A BIG COCK
wtf is this bro

I’m actually so
Helpful atm
I either be sarcastic answer or state the obvious 😭
Who has a big cock?
tmi?
Crazy
the good old days
idk but archo ratted me out lmao
Hello i want do cay preco hiest need 15% grabber ps4 only
these were for that brainrot spam
What did he do?
Sorry we don’t support ps4
he would find my deleted messages and paste them in the chat 😭
Oh Yh 😭😭😭
Wild
insert death and mom fucking threats here
Sounds like a great guy 
he gave me nitro tho its ok
Yo squishy one
My nitro expired the other day
Yo pig
the fuck did you call me
Hello presumably thin one
"squishy one"
It is you
It better not be me or he all for it
It's u
Told yous
Ahahahahah
So am I
[?]LSPD
APP
— 10/24/2021 11:26 AM
:dynoSuccess: YES#4578 was muted | free modstats
[?]LSPD
APP
— 10/23/2021 3:25 PM
:dynoSuccess: YES#4578 was muted | fuck you
they were abusive back in teh day
Lemme see if that one guy is unbanned yet
Who
Oh some guy in my other server
Lol we named each other 
Dyno won't unban him until the year 116100 💀 😭
Factual
Mutual 
Spiritual
they didnt
🤦♂️
Lol may rip nox
Oh ok
What
Dw i screenshotted the ping too 
Lessgo
Criminal honestly
Lol planning I see 

Nuh uh
It overused
Yuh uh
Guys
Got that one too
Do I call her or finish my movie 
Nuh uh
both
It’s Oppenheimer
Blackmailing 
I love committing crime!
movie
Lol harold and u seems same in that
Saw that
bro ghost pinging me now
😭
u aint slick
Ghost ping if you love smelling stinky crusty feet
Oh Yh def not you
That’s my fetish yk
nah he pinged me before
Ofc it is
Bro what?
i got the notification
Who
What logs?
.
ur lucky i forget so easily
These
?
What did you forget
what u wrote
I'm in bed and it's warm but I gotta piss
No idea
Yeah piss is normally warm
I know that

Crazy
Hey , These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
TOLD YOU
Crazy?
I know precisely what you said
Oh but you don’t
autocorrect being a
yeah
douchelord
"ps4 @gentle bridge "
with the ?
at the front
I'm funny
You wish
No
HUH??
huh
What have I done
I’m going to get the blame for that
I blame you hench
hench it's all your fault
You can shove it where the sun dosnt shine
freaky
You should be ashamed hench
shoving it up your ass rn
(what was it)
Will yours work?
Jasmine surprised to see you here
Pull up logs
What happened?
No
touch @near patrol @near patrol @near patrol @near patrol @near patrol with me
Nothing
NAH
WHAT THE LIVING FUCK
@bitter apex says he loves putting things up his booty
@near patrol @near patrol @near patrol @near patrol @near patrol we need to talk
@bitter apex freaky
"Oh yes feels nice" - hench
I think someone escaped the pen with the other bacon makers
Your taking things out of context
Pig I'm going to cook you
@bitter apex @bitter apex @bitter apex @bitter apex @bitter apex @bitter apex @bitter apex @bitter apex @bitter apex you smell like crusty bread
But that’s taste nice tho
Yeah cook him
im going to touch you
Yes
who
wtf is happening
everyone atp
I'm going to cook you
hell yeah
Nope that's it I'm getting the ac-130j
FIRE
AHEM
I saw that
Hawk
cough
spits
maybe got a bit too freaky there
Get yo ass back here we got to cook you
Don’t you just want to be freaky and touch people
Is it past 12am for you? @lusty atlas
its 436pm
on sauce
Bro
Crazy
You want to do it over source woah touch people over source
As someone under age I'm just gonna dip before the wrong thing is Said to the wrong person
9:37pm
its too early i think for this
I bet you're like 8
Yeah
Same
report him for underage
I’m 19 if you believe that
underage for here or for beer and such?
get him banned
no
Dangit
BAN
i think still ban
For you
Dawg how?
Yippee
I can legally get on the piss at a bar in 4 months
why not
unbannable
Ban hench for smelling like poo
I can now
Tbf I have had a bottle of alcohol
dammit, I can only use the fun lever in 7 months
me too actually
It'll pass by faster than you think
MAY birthday???
These mods haven even sort out my tickets that been open for nearly 10 hours im a patient man tho 😭
You're American that doesn't count nerd
yes
Fun lever?
The real man's tap
the beer tap
i am NOT american 😭
3rd
A pub?
C*nadian then
hi guys
yes
basically
its 19
evening tabi
Hi rib person
I've been going since the day after I was born
I've been raised in pubs
we're so close
Hi person
Cause of the ribcage emoji in your name
Hey 👋
ohhhhhh
I get my drivers license if I don't drink until I'm 18
so I got a reason
I get cokes
right has anyone played stranded deep
But you should come to England and try are pubs
I have heritage from 3 of the big booze nations + I live in another pisshead country
The UK the bets place for pubs
You British?
yes
Australia isn't far behind
YES FINALLY
frfr
They were British
*were
Also you know that farm thing a mentioned
Huh
Are you scottish
I'm glad I got older sisters who's are with someone
she's with someone they just keep on talking to her
Oh
I'm waiting till i can leave the country legally then I got someone and something I wanna see
^
My dad's bloodline started in Scotland and my mum's English so technically yes but they were both brought up in England
And Germany because of my grandad
RAF brinbank
Ah ok
something in the north of england
Turns out to be russian
That would be dope
Tbf it would
no i think it's like welsh or something idk
Russians are dope
Did you just say Welsh is north English?
it's like a couple hours from where i am
i'm in the north
idk man
i failed geography
So your Scottish?
no it's like 2 hours away from me
I haven't gone to school in 7 months so I'm not any better
scotland is like 7 hours away from me
Oh
wales is like 2-3 hours away
Because I've watched the polar express 4 times in the last week
oh christ
I don't care I'm skipping Halloween this year
You noticed my name?
شبيككك
i put all my decorations up on 12th of november
English mate
How many of you speak Arabic?
I'm getting my tree on the first of November I think
We're getting 3
we only put it up on the 12th bc someone's birthday is on the 11th
Ah
I'm getting a tree for my room,a medium one in the living room then a big one with presents in the kitchen
we have one in my sisters room then one in the hallway then one in my room
then big one in the living room
wasn't there an alcohol limit imposed for races in australia of like 5 liters per person per day, and they started hiding beer in the ground cause they said it was too little?
or is that bs
Honestly that sounds like it would be true
Bye fellow brit
I read something like that the other day
it sounded like the most aussie thing ever
I've been asleep for ages man
I didn't even take my trousers off
I slept fully clothed under a weighted blanket and a fluffy one
I'm tired man
didnt ask
Can anyone join me for diamond casnio heist
Cash
All setup except drills ans security cameras
Ps
unrelease that shit rn
Yes dad
Hi
Very new here.... Something interesting happened on my gta online
I saw a ufo in a place i havent seen b4 or mentioned by anyone b4
Im on xbox series ive recoreded the vid but dunno how to get it here
And my xbox is still trying to upload the clip
Longest hour ever
Guess who back
Chat W or L thermite play
Decent
ong post that in the big ass cod serv that exists
Did anybody get the orange skeleton outfit yet or do we have to wait more
god damn i hate eating mushrooms
what 😭
Lmao nvm
Where may i upload images?
I think mine was better
🤫
Check memes and garbage
Where may i upload the vid?
#💎┃memes/media or #📸┃photography-flex if it’s worthy enough ig lmao
are you having a fucking stroke
Your the doctor check
I'm gonna get a tuna sandwich brb
my momma said if i have nothing good to say, then i shouldn't say anything at all
Ah alright
I respect it
Yoooo new guy here
😭😭




