#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Point I'm fucked
and the plot has thickened
They imagine the wildest scenarios
At least I got deep family lore
Yeah you'd have better luck with the 17 year old
and even then that wouldn’t be a great idea right now
Yeah
Neither
neither
The one who maybe is my age or the bar lady
Lol
Move on
The crazy book girls are the ones that read all the true crime shit
You can always try
They fucking horrifying
that’s the worst of them
Then there's the ones that read dark romance
Tbf tho the neighbour said he'd by mum's a bottle of wine
They scare me
Bro my ex liked mha that's fucking worse
😭Jesus
I'm kinda glad she broke up with me but she had a cute German shepherd
Slaves to the gyatt
Lmao
I mean she did have the full package so yk 😐
My last ex Jess had some tassive mits
Who
what does this mean
I had a friend who dated a woman named Jess with massive tits according to him
The woman
Tauriel?
So like it's entirely based on me being correct in my assumption of the slang term gyatt
Was his name Jake or Jayden?
A big ass
i see i see
Ok yeah we're good
No it wasn't
Was she British
Filipino
Yeah I doubt we had the same mate
I was talking about the girl
She got red hair,14, British?
my brain shut down for a second
Cause mine does
The opposite
My stomach is shutting down
I think I might be sick in s sec
And my sick bowl is at mums
Yeah I'm in bed
Go to the bathroom
Lying down won't help
It'll make the feeling worse
Should I remove the Thermal blanket
Yeah
Because I've got the thermal blanket and dovet
Yeah remove it all then
Get some fresh air maybe
Open your window if it's closed
Alright
That's what I normally do
You a female who plays GTA?
Lazy cunt
Eat my brain
@near patrol do take one
Ha ha
.
Not often, why?
Okay
Fuck you
Female GTA player's don't exist
Hush up

Like with wt
alright?

Hush up 🤫
All of ya stfu already
You're right. I don't exist.
It's your imagination
Mf, fuck you
k
I thought so
I don't care
Fight

Lol
Nope, not wasting energy on a fight.
We're fighting
all worthless
You just don't care so long as they don't start annoying or spamming you
glad u got the fucking energy to fight
I don't
I got enough to bash my head into a fucking wall and not get back up 
Want some monster?
I think you do too let's go!
No leave angel alone
I can't drink energy drinks thanks.
Oh my bad
Want some milk nesquick powder?
nah
Milkdrinkers
I don't want milk
Asda chicken mayo sweetcorn sandwich?
Ight
more chocolate milk for the rest of us
Yes sir
Share some with me
I'm the supplier
Bet
But sure
I'll take it
Everyone form a line
You can have some
Be civil
I'm 1st in line
There's enough milk for us all

I don't got perms fuck
Da
F
Who's next
Good for u
Me again
U smell like a slice of dirty cheese pizza 🍕
Dawg what 🤣
U done yappin?
I'm tired of ur bullshit already
That's the weakest insult ever
Lol
are you good bro
do you need someone to talk to
No.
Sorry Angel 😞
You want some of my melatonin?
idc 
Hope you get some rest 💕
Ight
Have a weighted blanket
And left alone for a fucking week
my dms are open if you change your mind bro
how do yall calm down from stress?
Yt
exercise
I'm literally about ready to smash my phone 💀
Or my dog
go for a run
Music
You should race my dog
That's the problem. My phone is almost dead and my charger isn't long enough
TV?
And my mobile data isn't the greatest atm.
Oh yeah.. no internet here jst my mobile data 
That's sad
Fr
U played urself
i think you should go for a walk honestly
10 pm
I don't even feel like walking
He got a point
My legs hurt like hell after that walk up the fucking road and back
Feels better after hitting my head hard 
where are you at
I'm back chat
Go home 🏡
What's the time?
10:01 pm
Oh
maybe I can tomorrow
Late but not that late
All fucking depends
On?
Oooo Angel is in the same time zone
Idk
CST here..
Fuck yeah, represent
Oh
?afk charging my phone
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: charging my phone
Hi
Yo-yo
ight, dm me
No
I'm back homies
well its definitely real... 100mill or more for anyone 🚬
MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL
ight dm me
No
then keep being poor and crying about it buddy
@lavish musk can you help me get 100k?
He's sleeping. So use lfgs
Oh mb homie
Back to charging my phone some more
Hope it's quick
It's at 45%.. I'll put it back on charge when I gts
how to find carmeet in this server?
oh fuck naw
Wtf is that
Noice
What
I took a sip of Dr pepper and I feel sick. 
google is not supporting an ad blocker because it blocks ads too good
oh.
fuckin scumbags
"Chrome is updating to V3 soon and the og ublock is not supported due to chrome looking to limit the access extensions will have to the under the hood functions of the browser."
techy jargon for "fuck you we want to limit your extension access because we want to control what you view"
Dang

Yo
wsp yall
Ok and u
just use brave instead of chrome lmao
You get 0 ads
Can even listen to spotify without premium
Well brave is based on chromium which will eventually suffer the same fate as chrome
Idk its been like this for awhile now
Yo @wanton hull
Youd think it wouldve changed now but still hasnt
Sup
Just work up
I use Firefox as my daily browser now
What's up
Not much just watching some yt
Fire fox is free and good
I just don’t like where Google is heading
They’ve drunk the corporate koolaid
I wish Google didn’t own YouTube
Probably one of the worst things to happen on the internet
U want youtuber as separate or owned by firefox
Yeah too much advertising that some u can't even skip
Idk who should own YouTube but I don’t think it should be Google
@modest wigeon ima touch u lil bro
swear bruh
Yeah
Shut the fuck up snoop dogg I don’t care about the new iPhone on T-Mobile
Well btw everyone company sell ur private data to other companies
Yeah bro they sell data without permission
It’s just crazy what kind of shit they get away with behind the scenes
Behind the scene they do a lot stuff like kill someone , sell private data and most funny thing gov support
Hi
Hii
wsp
Yoo
Bluddy hell
This guy think I’d let that happen
Ur getting touched buddy
I’m sending hector
Hector is illegal he don’t care what happen
Hector Salamanca


She call me at dusk and dawn she want me fr 😫
Dead ass chat
Take it to the publisher
wut
Idk
It's next generation exclusive
Damn
Oh well I am buying a ps5 this winter
But how do you get it?
Is it a rare car?
lol
U gonna sell ur ps4?
Nahh
Someone play gta w me 
Hey @heavy token, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
I'm coming for the butt
huh
Mind your business buddy
ok
ok

Alright

Shush
🤢
ok fine
haahaha
Everyone is still asleep because ppl are lazybones
or because of different timezones maybe 
That too
But you're here 😄
Gooooooooooooooooood MORNING!
Yo
Hi
Yo
Hru
I’m alright wbu
Good
Boo!
Woof
Shut up
Hello, i suppose
Hush up
Meow
Get out
You stink
U too
I also shower
Nope
It's brutal but the mystery is so good I'm hooked
sleeping now bye bye
Ruthless

w
Heathen blasphemers

Rebo
I remember you
I am Harold.
Hello
Do YOU remember me?
Yes
Hi
Hello
Hru
Decent, Noel is making me watch the muppet joker tumblr saga and it’s giving me a headache
Lmao
👍
Nope
K
Hey
No
Ok
No I'M Harold
Nah I ended up getting comfortable on the couch for a bit

Been Wearing my hoodie all night 💀
Lmaoo
I think tomorrow now
Well that's good news then 😊
That shit is better
what has the couch done
was it Angel's couch?
Tbh I'm not sure 🤔
Uhm
would be weird if it wasnt his
But I can't pass up an opportunity to use that gif
lmao

Nah I stole her couch
Shit uncomfortable thoo

@clear tiger get a bigger couch
Mf my couch is on 3 walls lol
big couch energy
Then go on the lounge section 🤷🏻♀️
Alr
Thanks
Ima eat some chips in a second and drink dr pepper
You better not get crumbs everywhere it's spotless
big horse energy
honse
Love it
Ok
I'll make sure to leave crumbs
some fire fries 
Don't get your toes vacuumed
and that Dr pepper I'll make sure to pour it everywhere 
I stg
Wdym 💀
U got a automatic vacuum or some shit
I MEAN, I'm gonna vacuum your mf toes
Because it's an uncomfortable experience and you're messy in someone's home so you get the punishment
If you go breaking the rules things like that can happen 🤷🏻♀️
already got my shoes on the couch
I won't make a mess it's alr
Toes vacuumed, elbows tickled, ear blown in
Angel when will me and u have a convo like this?
It's so enlightening, right? 😊 Stimulating discussion
It's not enlightening
Well we know that Angel is a messy eater that doesn't respect ppls homes now
I want some chocolate milk now
What color is ur couch btw 
You have to get a chocolate cow 🐮

It's like
Blue jean color
On the darker side tho
It's gonna be brown after chocolate milk 
I like u tho
I've spilled things on it, doesn't stain 🤷🏻♀️
I'm jokin
damn
ew
MIKE?
Hey u gonna miss me when I am gone
Tauriel is keeping me alive 
How is that nasty?
Yes?
No
Oh ok
None of yall
Yes?
I'm sorry every time you appear that scene pops into my brain 🧠
I am but ok
I had to let it out
Np
Why are yall not lvl 80+
Because I disappear 🫠
Real
😅😭
Go drink some milk you calcium deficient dunderhead
Go take a shower u smelly brat
👍
Bro he's guy💀
Ik
Officially @jagged wraith is a girl now here we go
Nah
I don't believe you're one
That's last year
lf 1 cayo, pink diamond , 3 gold , 15%
So you officially became a girl?
You're saying you're guy to make them not dm💀🙏
Hi
Brain not braining
Hey @elfin grail, These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
Hi
Angel disrespect won't be tolerated
Bro i got blocked from mentioning her💀🙏
For no reason
?
💀
Anyway wsg
💀 I didn't block u yet
In my other account 💀🙏
"yet"
Wow
More like getting 9/11 in English class
I may be a brat but I'm NOT smelly 😡
Be my little brat
@near patrol No more pfp huh
ّ
yo lmao
sup
Ahhh sentence from me
I think "that guy" scares fellow narcissists
Because of how bad he is

Here we go
im trying smth
lol
Oh ait
@near patrol no more pfp
Wake up
yo
Gts
shut it
shut it

discord fucking sucks
shut up

i was checking if i could get my banner colour to change automatically but ig not
WHY ISNT IT A FEATURE YET BRO
Adding all these useless features for what bruh
To make you spend moolah
Lmfao

they can fuck off


Indeed 
Looks like someones on their time of the month

im not but ok

what
what what
"I GOT SWATTED !!!"
Wow
I'M AWAKE
Hii
I'm changing my name back 😑
Wyd rn
Eating fire fries
LMFAO
lost in the sauce @naive pivot
stick to agetha
Still!! @jagged wraith
Always
I am also eating fire fries
What a coincidence
Huh
You were eating fire fries earlier weren't you XD how much are you gonna eat
I just got the bag 5 mins ago
Besides fatass gotta eat
Better rn ig hbu
Eating fire fries
dang dude i could go for some fries and a nice burger
Same

@jagged wraith devil
Beyond fine, wby?
Oh I see 
Good luck with that lol
You're Asian, don't let your parents down 
Its not funny. Im dying
Uh oh
Slightly
bros collecting the infinity stones of dash lights
Dm me
Can you drop phil?
Nope
You’re gonna need his full name
Hello people
Hello
Busy torturing balls
Pringles?
Wtf can U do in GTA now
And rdo
GTA not getting good updates and rdo is even worse 😭
yo
Wsg
what about u
Nothing much
u know Berserk
To buy supply for bunker and nightclub we have to visit everytime?
Want to find a game where I can drive a steak train
what steak train
Thank you
One like a polar express
The polar express came out year's before I was born
It came out in 2005
Very good Christmas film
What you playing
rn ?
Yeah
I loved rdr2
It's my keyboard background
If you can play it in 4k yes
boo

pay me then
Ah
i will get 4080
My Xbox got better graphics then your pc?
idk about consoles
I'm on series x
Why do downloads take so long
It was my 14th birthday present
Wsp yall
Yo manifesto wsg homie
How U doin
I'm good downloading train sim world 5
Nice
Need to make room for blacks ops 6 tho
wanna play forest ?
Lol
Huh
forest
Woods would be happy
What dat
i didn’t even read your text lol
I thought of something for campaign
pipe down sugar
E
game
And I want you to hear me out on this
Sure
You know how bell gets shot at the end of cold war
Ye
And how Adler was a rat
Sadie Adler ye lol
Imagine half way through you play as bell getting Revenge by killing addler and the story still continues
That would be a good campaign
Ig
Because you don't see Adler at the end of bo2 and bo6 is linked with it
Yeah
I got it but the disc is at mums
And I'm at dad's rn
Owh

R U overweight 
No
Then how.....
I got up angry and soon as I say up crack
Lol
At least I got monster
Lmao
Batman from got-em
hi
Hey guys idk from where when I was doing Dr dre mission I got this Lazar jet upside down nearby central agency
Uff i cannot upload screenshot I took of the event that I seen
And at that time I was in invite only session
Only I was playing
No

INDIA MENTIONED RAHHHHH 🐯 🐯 🐯 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳
RAHHH 🗿🗿
Wym mentioned yall are almost 20% of the global population 
Acting like it’s New Zealand
Nah I guess he meant Indian gta online player as most of Indian plays pirated gta one
Rarely i found any Indian playing gta online
only 20-30% of indians play on pc/ consoles
fuck those mobile turds
Even half of them or less than half actually buy games
🏴☠️
Fr get bored from mobile games asap
Hell nah this emoji is goofy
New emoji for this ☠️
deluxo?
Damn son hahaha get fucked
BANCHODE CHOTAYAS 🔛🔝🔥
Where can I check the cayo perico heist room? I remember this server had it
Here ya go
Ohh thanks
Yw
I cant join them
What do you mean
Can you see #🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox ?
Yeah
Are you okay?
I think it's because of the young gorilla role
The role should be removed in a few hours
No worries
I just wanted to get back in GTA online
Haven't played in like 1-2years
I don't know what Ive missed
Well all you really need to know is that they removed like 60% of the cars from the in game stores and the ones they still have are very expensive
Ohhhh, thanks a lot
Any new missions?
Or like heists

What do you do inside it? And is it better than Cayo?
What I missed
Who need money drop in gta $$$$$$$$
okay buddy
you’re getting banned
jo buddys does somebody have here maybe the bullet (ford gt) so i could copy it in the car meet?
Yo
YO
yuh
no but just do it in the cayo cool down
New server pic looks nice
Hey tauriel how's your day been?

That's good
I had to take apart the bed I got yesterday
It kinda broke when I got up this afternoon
lol
My dad was right there and it took as a hour and multiple injuries putting apart then it breaks 😭
Kitty
The kitty is looking at people who are having a good day
Shush
Me
Also like the flower
The slats snapped
I remember when my bed frame snapped a few years ago, it was one of those cheap ass ones you’d find on Amazon and I used a computer monitor box to hold it up for months
Bro I got it of Argos for like 100 quid
Yo
I thought that not tgg server💀
Jerry rigged the hell out of it
Ha ha
That really worked??
Yep
If it works it works ig
If it's comfy good for you very creative 10/10
Yeah that's pretty genius
I’ve since bought an actual bedframe so it’s been long replaced
But it worked great
For a long time I even forgot I had it there
Absolute perfect height for it too
You could stick a 4ft level on my bed and it would be perfect
No
🤔 not bad
Yo
Yeeeessssssss
I think I had it like that for maybe 7 or 8 months before I found a frame I liked
No
Noice
Alright then
You charge your phone?
I guess you could say I’m pretty clever
My hands cramping
Yeah
And the best part is that since it was a monitor box, it would’ve supported the weight
Those things are built different
My hand feels cold but the rest of my body is hot
And now it's pins and needles fml
Warm water
Put them under your armpits
@unreal echo w server icon btw
It slaps
Can someone give me 2.99 for a triple burger from Maccas I'm hungry
Yeah
Is your pfp a dog?
He a good boy?
Whaaat? Cayo has cool down?
Or I'm not understanding
Jeppe, its freshian, a dutch dialect
36% at 2 pm
Wait I might be tweaking
Noice
You just found out?
I think it does tho
Ah
Bro I haven't played in 2 years
pets doggo and gives treat
Oh
2 hours I think
Do a agency and cluck n bell in the cooldown
Time to fuck around with cruise Missiles
no

