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Womp womp
Would anyone be willing to try some jobs i created?
😩I think I’m gonna b b B-bbb-BbBbbb buuu BUU BUU
Budget
And manage my finances
And build an orphanage

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Hi everyone
hi :>
👋
All three getting touched
I’m tellin
Strange individual
Well kinda might be
It's just I have a warn here on my old account I don't use anymore idk if they would add it to this one
So ur using an alt?
Pretty much this is my main account now
I got a new phone and forgot my password
I'm telling y'all about it and about the warn I got on my old account?
If I get banned for that it's kinda dumb
Alr doesn't really matter
why u breaking rules
Imma just go
U ain’t gettin on Santa’s nice list with doing that
Hey @glass peak, do you have an issue related to the server? Go to #📁〢support/report and react on the 📨 to create a support ticket.
Waiting
The Psn servers better not be like what happened in 2011
Was rendering an edit, I know this doesnt say 2 hours and 31 minutes
And 15 secs
yes that too
How long is the edit
i think like 20 seconds
Damn how much did u do in the edit for it to take 2 hours 
Yeah but still 2 hours 💀
Daaaaamn
With the quality and res also being put on best thing yeah make sense tbh
Is that alight motion?
After effects
I literally get off in 30 minutes
If it doesn’t go back up I’m getting off in 20 minutes
Is it also better ?
After effects is only on pc, but it is 10x harder but 10x better
transferring from alight motion to this was a little difficult but not too bad
Nothing s easy
they arent too much different
Loss of quality?
ye
Like when u transfer a vid from app to app does the quality worsen a bit ?
oh yeah any media will do that
unless you use the main media to upload to social media then it would still be good
I always hate that
I always try to make some good quality vids but the quality in the end is shit
And a bit blurry
No matter what i tried
whats that, alight?
ye i never used it
I cant even afford 7 days free trial 😭
ripp 😭 thats why i switched to alight, if you want a pro effect, all you have to do is watch an ad and you got it
but only that one time though
a new edit would require another ad
ye, but atleast you dont gotta pay
I wish that still works
same
We gonna arrive at one point where ads becomes a daily necessity to live imagine
It got out of hand
yeah thats why i dont play mobile games anymore
I still have old games like shadow fight 2 and the others
But almost never play
Of course you have to watch an ad when you're using a free service Jew. We have to make money somehow. Development companies are not charities
erm
Yall one of the reasons we barely enjoy ourselves when we do something 
You make the ads huh
i knew it
Just so u know some people hate yall ad makers
well that answers that

Bro loves ads too

Poor people hate to see it and rich people pay to not see it
Kids teens adults elderly all hate it
Poor people should be glad
For having the chance to get for free it by watching one small ad
there is usually more than 1 ad actually 
We pay for the electronic device, we shouldnt pay more
And unskippable one
But
How old are you D3 may I ask?
dont tell him hes gonna make a voodoo doll out of you
Next week 17
youre cooked
What can they do
You're paying the COMPANY who made the phone. This company doesn't make games or the services you're using
Who's going to pay these companies?
Well be glad anyway
At the end don't use their service
Use your phone's service
It doesn't have ads when you get on your system settings or when you take a photo
i think we might be on different topics
Yeah lets switch topics 
You're too old to have this mindset ( I'm paying for the phone I'm supposed to have everything free and without ads ), think a bit more about it
No i acknowledge the importance of ads
We werent that serious about the topic tho
My points is that internet is open, everyone can make tech stuff and tools. It's not the phone company who's making all
And everyone has to pay a price somehow and companies need to make money to keep supporting the free service
Yeah we agree on that
Ofc ads are important, its the increasement in duration and appearance, which makes it more annoying to literally run any application atp
And in fact, the more it increases, the less people are going to use that application
It hurts them more in the end anyways
Well it can be literally everywhere so if u choose not to use that app not like u have a choice
Just like apex, it has alot of promotional ads, but its a shit game so barely anyone plays it, and get annoyed by their constant ads
Minecraft doesn't work!!
Wait they added ads on apex ???
nah like outside
social media and stuff
Why didn’t I get mod @unreal echo
Its becoming more dead and dead
My application was good
I didn't bother asking..

still hoping I'll just get an answer from the sky
Did they announce the new recruit ?
Idk lol
Sorry, your application was rejected
NO
Better luck next time
it was good but it wasnt all that
couldve been more informational
NOOOO
better luck next time
In another year
It actually got automatically denied by our systems

What is this
Application rules
Asking about application progress automatically denies your application
Are you the only trial rn?
Yeah
Congrats!
Tbh make sense

Btw who am I!
Omg hi babe
Bro the servers been out for 5 hours
what servers
I bet the employees r sleeping with wonderful dreams
Ps5
The Psn servers r down
LMFAO
P4 to
I was talking to myself tho
pc servers never shut down
I’m fixing that yk 
Big time
🤔🥰
How you recognize me 
Did it happen before these last days ?
Ur profile ?
It happened today
Big time
Also 1 hour after it went down PlayStation emailed me about the ps5 pro
Got me dead
Their marketing strategy
Wait ps5 have pro?
💀
Its gonna release soon
Yes ps5 pro
Its just ps5 with the word 'pro' in it
Yea

Bro was living under a rock
U can tell r* has been testing stuff lately for gta 6 😂
Ye
To the point where u cant play other games 💀?
Its not gta servers?
No its the whole psn servers
Oh my bad
Clarify! @hallow brook
Psn servers r down
I thought it was only gta servers
Wait no dexel you also on ps
Not gta
Lol
Yea
Didn’t notice thattt
But havent used my ps4 in over a month
💀
It ill pass
If it’s anything like what happened in 2011
But can u still play singleplayer games ?
No way
Yea
Hide yo informations
Test it on singleplayer games
Yeah just asking
How r u able to send it but I can’t
U need to be lvl 30
Oh
Drawing?
Oh
Guys check out PlayStation on twitter and read most recent comments on the media section
What’s happening y’all?
Psn down
Yea that can happen every now and then
It’s out for 5 hrs
If Sony is fixing stuff then that’s also entirely possible
I’ve had server outages that lasted 24 with other apps
hi
Ey
How's it going
I’m good today, wbu?
Yo
Sorry we had delivery issues
I thought it's 4 pm💀
Bruh i sent this shit at 6 am
Right
Sorry your package was damaged, please request refund 
Sure
Btw servers r back up
Finally 🙏🙏🙏🙏😁
!
yes

Do u guys know what happens if u put jon jones and another man in a room together?
How is it going 
Where's the car posting channel?
Wdym?
The competition or just #🏎┃vehicle-flex?
Good thanks, got a piano class very soon. Hbu?

Welp nvm lol
wassup?

Piano class got cancelled
u happy about it?

Why u not learn
didnt want to go + teachers not even there
lol
I suggest you to go for gta+
Rubbing it in huh

@near patrol did you sleep at all 
No, it’s just the truth
@edgy mango has three career paths, lawyer or doctor
Or failure
I did at 11
Woke up at 7
i barely play gta so thats not of any value to me
none of which im aiming for
im mostly rooting for accounting
You should've become an accountant 8 years ago
true
shouldve become one when i was 7
exactly
that's the desired age for asian to be accountant
Don't you mean to be a doctor
no that's 5
uhhh whyyyy
So we can play
why else
Getting up early?
Instead of staying up until that time 
Talking abt this
Ait
Yeah
Playing PS5 GTA?

Anyways
Mb for asking you to come online
Won't do it again
I'm online, just not on gta
Ait then
I'm online
hell yeah
Yeah ik you are, just not on gta
it’s 4 am and i somehow already slept for once
Hey, better than nothing
i forced myself to take a nap from 9:30 to like, 1:15 am
that means the new season is out for clash of clans
You still play that?
yes
@swift umbra do tickets still exist?
Yes
i been playing it for almost the entire time it’s been around
Only issue is that we don’t really have people active now majjt
So discussing is hard

Nah
Sure
Lmao
aye this is out of context but the doomsday ost gets me hard
oh
alright
So then u just remove all warns problem solved, my ticket has been unresponded for a while now
Been almost a week
oh nah they hate you😭
if they aint respond in 10 minutes wrap it up
we are discussing it, dw
we don't have a lot of people rn
cow, archo, me, xeno and the admins
that's all
Thats plenty
yall doin applications?
if some would be online...
Too late boi
yea, those are in progress

fuck you mean too late
@undone spire is online and happy to help
pinging them just makes them NOT wanna help
gang💀
Im bribing her

Perhaps you're 
Anyone interested?
When women see his height? Probably not
It's Back Online!!!!
Shit 
WhoooHooo
I'd say @simple iron is
Why? Isn't it better to have PSN working and the rest of us busy on it?
I thought you meant yourself when you said "it's"
So I was like "Yapping incoming"
Hi

Hi
1
he is dead average indian male height
ik lol
i’d personally say he is just above average in body structure though which gives him an advantage
obviously if he was living where i am then he’d be above average in shape and a bit below average in height
Fortnire
fortnire
what the fuck

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
Cap, I'd love a yap free world
And I certainly won't miss you by your hair, & not everywhere
@lavish musk pov of walking into your room 
Hey leave his hair alone
He doesn't have any so
liar
he has hair
I know coz he's insecure about it

Gonna miss me by my pubes, gonna miss by my fumes, yeah
shampoo em

Ayo @gentle bridge @copper sinew I just shaved my beard off 
show me

People will take me even less seriously 
Bro knows too much right?
You literally told me 
I don't talk about my pubes
but you are now
dayum
Actually... Technically... I'm referring to a false reference of my pubes, not my actual pubes...
yeah ok bob

bro
I'm off to bury whatever's left of me after this convo.
Bye
Not sure where that came from

nah
my ass finna be old soon 😭
no
Hello
I’m lebron james hairline
Eating rick ross lemon pepper stretch marks
Ouuuu lucy
I was awkward.. but still less weird.
I’m already 18
bro why you disqualified😭😭
dog that is not old
yeah it is
Imagine being that old
I choose a wrong car I MEANT TO PULL UP MY BUMBLE BEE 😔
You're old
Cap 
Nuh uh
mf
yeah ok buddy
Damn

i have friends turning, or are 30
I was 15 in 2020
are they in this server
Damn
and im a whole decade younger than then
all are irl friends none i know of play GTA
Or 21
How old are you?..
you are ancient 😭
damn you’re barely older than me
can't get older than that right
20
Damn
Most insane thing for me was actually that one of my IRL friends whom I play GTA with is twice my age + some years 
I will soon be considered a antique
Who’s the youngest in the server
that’s how it is
tgg
Nuh uh
he’s beyond his midlife crisis and is playing gta
Games for life fr tho
Oldest person I knew playing games was 46 and that was on ps3
real shit
Hope he plays other things tho
bros midlife crisis probably ended when GTA 5 released
my mum's 50 and still plays games
Couldnt imagine growing old only playing one game
Badass
she joined faze
@mortal hedge On that note, my dad is in his 50's & plays Clash Of Clans 
yeah but at the same time i don’t want to rotate between like… the same 4 games
Faze grandma
hell yeah
my dad plays snake
Whatever works
my step-grandfather is 68 and is playing clash
Ayye
Play lots of games! So many storys out there to play!!
or you can make your own story
that's the best part about RPG games
it’s usually GTA, minecraft, clash of clans, and terraria
Exactly :")
f the main quest
Lmao
only fort when i have other people playing
I play everything ngl
fr though when elder scrolls 6 comes out my ass is grinding cheese wheels
the fuck are you, a wisconsinite?
Big verity gamer
I wish
I like cheese
Cheese is good
Who likes babyel cheese
i’d hate living in the midwest bc it’s more expensive than where i am, everything is more far out, and polar vortexes
Me but there is better cheese out there
there is one person among us who hates cheese
If only I get permission to send gifs
Impossible
Lactose intolerants
words cannot decribe how much i love cheese
no he just hates cheese
Oh
cheese is love
most lactose intolerant people i know still have it anyways
Even lactose intolerants loce cheese
cheese is life
I do hate some cheeses
They just xant eat ot
if i become lactose intolerant im just gonna start making my body tolerate it
smells like vomit
I refuse to believe it
im still in shock
And tastes like shit
there are worse cheeses
Lmao same! I drink to much milk and eat to much cheese to give up on it
I love me some good ol hoop cheese
I will not let a intolarant stop me
have you ever had blue cheese with buffalo chicken wings?
CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME PERMS PLZ
You gotta pay or earn them
How long..
Giff is level 30
there is a local delicacy somewhere (not sure where but remind me to avoid it) and they get jumping maggots to infest cheese
Damn
That’s Italy or something like that
Blue cheese?
And you don't earn xp while disqualified
they then eat said cheese, with the 'extra protein'
no that's just mouldy cheese
Casu martzu (Sardinian: [ˈkazu ˈmaɾtsu]; lit. 'rotten/putrid cheese'), sometimes spelled casu marzu, and also called casu modde, casu cundídu and casu fràzigu in Sardinian, is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese that contains live insect larvae (maggots).
Derived from pecorino, casu martzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage of dec...
This is it
Casu martzu
Scandinavian
Accidentally used a wrong car and now I’m being punished for 2 weeks that’s pathetic
yeah that
Sardinian*
TGG knows better
That's one thing I'll gladly never try
relatable
I’ve had crickets and mealworms before
vietnamese tribes have a vodka delicacy
If it aint cheesy i dont want it
I’ve eaten maggots
Vietnamese eat baby birds
They’re not too bad
I haven't and don't plan on it
Yea, snake blood vodka
snake heart vodka
Vietnamese love eating cow pussy too
They taste like nothing
they get a still beating snake heart and chuck it in the bottom of a shot glass then pour vodka in it
Just need a drink after that cause they’re dry asf
Yup, top gear one
It's more the fact you're eating maggots
yeah
Insects just gross me out
some place in china has a really questionable one
I’ve also eaten grasshoppers
And crocodile and roo
I did eat snails once at Christmas
And a cricket
yeah im good
So you’re French?
hon hon hon
Escargaux huh
accordion intensifies
are snails good? i been meaning to try more french cuisine that is not just fucking cheese
Nope my ex girlfriend grandma was very posh and would like to try diffrent Christmas dinners every year
he said snails... not escargot..
Year i went included snails
tired
The French eat snails
it might seem crazy what i’m boutta say🎵
Roo's fucking amazing, I love it
it really is
They was drowned in like a garlic suace so honestly wasnt bad just the thought of eating snails was weird
Because you're happy?
It’s soo damn good
Steak but 10 times better
Vietnamese likes to eat cows vagina
We just got a 5kg pack of roo mince as well
Non non non, eez escargot, snails crawl on zee floor, escargot sits on the plate.
We only have it at special restaurants
Cause no roo live here
there's another difference
We can buy it in bulk, there's a butcher not far from me that does real good roo mince
Lucky you
what the fuck is roo
Kangaroo
Skippy
alright goodnight chat
gn

10x better than steak?
It’s cold on the other side of the North Sea as well
Good
fuck 25°C+ weather
escargo is snal
Yea, roo steak is so damn good
fr tho!
i read north sea and the first thing in my mind is hoist the colors
our last day of winter was 37°C
And foggy, and raining
honestly i prefer it! much better then to warm
No thanks
pardon?
Which I all also like 
Cause your fat ass sits inside all day
currently 10c here and raining
winter is on the way
lucky
Yay
especially when its time to get to bed
I bike like 4 times a day
No
fr!
that's like perfect 'sit in bed with hot chocolate and snacks and watch movies all day' weather
To the trainstaion> back home > to work > from work
or play god of war weather
lmao
it’s 14.4°C where i am (58°F bc idk if there’s other americans that can convert)
ye but there's something about movie binges on cold rainy days
ok
true it is nice
i watched everything im intrested in tho
@swift umbra Nah I don't mind rain at all
i could rewatch game of thrones
It’s so good
I gotta rewatch harry potter
depends on the rain
I hate that, get 500 ads a day from the new season
if it’s moderate yippee
i did this recently
niiice
ahh its so good tho!! i hated it at first
but it gets gooood
I get annoyed cause the ads are always the same
if its heavy and there’s a tornado warning
With an annoying ass fuck voice
I'd chase it
Imagine having natural disasters
lmao true the adds are not great
they have been pretty slow with spin of series
john snow was ment to get his own series
GRRM has been slow with the next book
I don’t watch game of thrones tho
No clue who that is
we usually dont get anything here
other than snow, snow, and more snow
The only risk I run is having my house submerged
ahh you should give it a try! i tried to watch it in 2016 but got so bored like 3 eps in and tried again in 2021 and loved it
Cause we live below the sea level
they just slow
I don’t like heavy fiction
there is a house, in new orleans
thats fair
they call it the rising sun
No, not that song
We legit live 2 meters (6’6 I believe it is for the Americans) below the sea level
i love the song but the meaning is funny as hell when a like kid is singing it like on that one singing show
yep netherlands actually had a war with the sea
why theres many rivers going through citys
to control it
and they built and taken there own land back
Netherlands was legally engaged in a 400-something year war which they only 'ended' recently
Huh?
We did have an 80 year long lasting war with Spain once
i like the netherlands ngl if there language wasnt so hard to learn i would love to move there
new orleans is on average 1.8 metres (5’10.9” for other americans) under sea level
That’s low
Over half my country is
We actually removed sea to build land
there’s about 360k people there
a bunch of people evacuated in ‘05 (thanks hurricane katrina)
real
Here there’s about 18 million
damn
The 335 Years War, though some believe there may not have been an actual state of war
11.6 million live under 3 metres (basically 10 feet) above sea level
Dutch is actually one of the easiest languages to learn for Anglophones
Most likely not lol
Just go to Amsterdam, no need to learn
dutch is not hard to learn especially bc a lot of english originates from the netherlands/german region. and west frisian is a mix between dutch, english, and german
Hell anywhere in the “Randstad” region we all speak English
No one understands Frisian unless they are Frisian themselves
Dutch spelling is a major challenge
y'all ate your prime minister too
yhh english is taught but my friend from netherlands says the older generation know english a little less her mom and dad didnt know a lick a english
i’ve considered trying to learn it for the hell of it
Younger people all speak English
it is hard for me
Old ones do as well, they just don’t wanna
is it the spelling, grammar rules?
Trust me it's way easier than just about every other language
im just bad with words in my own language aha id need a private teacher to learn
i do plan to visit alot of netherlands tho
Really the only easier ones are some basic creoles and pidgins
as i have many friends on that side of the water
the hardest for native english speakers i think is either mandarin or korean
my friend told me otherwise ngl
i have a problem making the sounds ngl
trust me. your friend is wrong
There’s no definitive “easiest language” that’s universal. Especially when you’re talking about a different language group, everyone has trouble with different concepts
for sure! learning a new language can be hard
Dutch spelling and grammar is brutal
Even Dutchies mess up
cries in french
That’s easier
Holy fuck I'll fall asleep again
listening to a boring talk again?
Yep
The French have certain words (same with English) that are always in the same place in the sentence
it’s easy until you get to the “etait” past particples
you should buy caffeine
bc those have their own wild standards
I’ve had French
I didn’t bother with it
But it was easy
i accidentally use french word placement rules when speaking in english (hate it here)
Honestly should
I'll go get lunch with my friend in a bit
have a singular bang energy (if you’re old enough to get it in your own)
I'm 19 so I guess I am
red bull gives you wings
English is amazing
Such an easy language
yeah you should be
And diabetes
english is very universal ngl
someone sued them for that and won 
yep the second bonus
English grammar is easy
Yet ppl confuse themselves with your/you're and their/there/they're
lmaoo thats funny
We're and were too
Then and than
Biggest pet peeve
don’t forget the “too and to”
its confusing okayyy
That too

Fr
ITS NOT
That’s one I’ve learned now
and apostrophes by the letter “s”
i know the difference dw but only just learned the difference at 25
most native speakers in english don’t do it right either

hiya
how is “your” and “you’re” hard
Wait I’ll type an easy sentence in Dutch. You guys try and translate it without Google alr?
ok
alright
Oh lol
Het eten van kaas is iets wat veel Nederlanders doen volgens het buitenland
Ik ben goed in Nederlands
Good luck
If you’re actually Dutch, don’t respond
jesus christ
i blame illegal activites
Or if you’re Belgian
the only one i know is netherlands so that’s the subject
eating cheese is somthing that many dutch people do acording to foreigners
i stg if it’s something abt cheese
Yep
Eating cheese is something that many Dutch people do according to foreign countries
google translate for the win
Try yourself once lol
he specifically told you not to use it
oop
💀
i dont speak dutch
yo can you give me a another one
Lemme think of one
the only parts i know are eating cheese, and netherlands
ok
Nope
Fair enough
Eten veel Nederlanders kaas volgens buitenlanders?
Do many Dutch people eat cheese according to foreigners?
easy!
Yea
yhh figured that one out
ja
They grow cheese and eat tulips
they hwhat
real?
Grow a beard first 

imagine not being able to grow a beard
Fr
TGG or DarkViperAU? who is more sigma, who has more knowledge for GTA 5 and Online, who play it more?
they're born with one
They ain't Arabic bruh
when did you start growing facial hair
dark viper plays story more tgg plays online more
Both are cool, DVAU has more SM knowledge and vice versa for TGG
i got it at like 12
Had a beard at 16 
bearad
shit im somehow earlier
And then you wonder why I always block you 
Nice
beards for life
I had a gandalf beard by age 7
my beard does not grow on the sides so i just shave
lmao
i could braid my beard when i was just 4years old
you don’t have sideburns…
i do i mean on the cheeks
i was a nordic warrior by age 2.5
lmao
got my first battleaxe for my second
@mortal hedge I got sideburns at 15, a year later I had a full beard
love it
i got sideburns at 12
Nice 
I was born at a very young age
i was sailing the seas at 10 years old with my viking friends
Once I was even the youngest man alive

And you were born annoying too, goddamn
no not really i had to explain to people i didnt get held behind like 2 years
okay
nahh he aint annoying


take it back
what made it worse was it being p much filled at 13/14

no
flicks
I'll rub in your typos in return 


atleast he plays other games 
Hey, no ID when buying alcohol then 
And I don't enjoy other games, so nice try
yeah DUUB
trust they’d somehow know
Lmao ofc



