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I saw yeah 
Could you like maybe clean your arsehole after having a poo
I did 
I have to be honest
Boo

The proper response is "Aaaaaaaaahhh"
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Here's a shit.
I give you the one 

Don't worry, I'll have more shits to give eventually


Hm.
Hi chat
Hello greentop_
Morning
Morning
Hru?
Ah, been better. How about yourself?
Hope you feel better soon! Also im good thanks very happy to be reunited with my kitty cat
Thank you, and Iām happy youāre reunited with the cat!
Sheās a beauty
Genuinely so cute
The little black spot on her mouth haha
Thanks! She really is :") yhh her lil black spot is a very cute feature of hers aha shes had it since a kitten
Haha maybe when I move out, want one so badly.
There worth rvery penny and effort looking after them!!
Iām sure they are. My time will come š
Time to hit the hay. Nice talk, see ya around.
Sleep well!
Looks like she missed you too
Yhh shes been by my side most the time since i got home yesterday:")
Glad she dont hate me lmaoo
Mine has her moments but they pass
You got any pictures of your cat? :")
Hru
Hi
Kidding
Search in pet flex.
Actually... #šāpet-flex
Hi there
Hi.


@swift umbra why am I disqualified it didn't say in the rules not to post vids
Videoās are only allowed when itās specifically mentioned
Been the case since day one
smh
he telepathically mentioned it
lol
maybe you shoulda jus picked up on the brain transmission
I made that whole video for cotw
?tag r sense
moderators may mute/warn/ban for things that are clearly against common sense & Discord etiquette. Don't complain if you are removed for something that "wasn't explained clearly" in the rules when you are doing something you probably shouldn't be doing. Use your common sense and don't be a troll.
save it for a day
If nobody is using vids, thereās probably a reason for it
What is this all about even lmao
I thought it's because nobody put effort into the submissions
doesn't mean it's a rule
Itās a rule. If it isnāt clearly mentioned tho I will be changing that in the messages from now on
Your dsq will also last one week for that reason
that's all I wanted thank you
@swift umbra If the votes get rigged again I'm gonna kick myself 
I feel like it fits under the no photoshop etc rule
But if itās not clear Iāll be changing that š
nuh uh that's way different š
Common W
Ahem
Oh
he responded to neither
as they say
@signal matrix Well, no Nitro for you this week 
all around me are familiar faces

it's fine I just wanted to show off my car
Fair enough
I was thinking about submitting my stirling
I found out about the nitro after I submitted
Oh I see




What's happening?
I left the stream hours ago
Do job warpin
Ik
Ahhh
Tbh I haven't played gtao in a while playing more rdo now
Fair enough 
?mute @lavish musk 3d engilsh!11!!!
Lol
Engilsh? damn
Oh shit omi forgot about the podium vehicle
Gas
Gas:)

Dam induub love that white virtue
Cheers lol
Are servers down again yall?
no just a bit harder to get in
Stirling GT appreciation day when
Can someone give me financial advice here?
I want a really fast motorcycle for time trials
faggio
So it should have really good handling
hot pink faggio with clown horn
Faggio is way too fast, it flys me across the map into the sea with 1 tap of a button
then you have yet to master the sheer ruthlessness of the faggio
4Mil more to buying an oppressor mkii :D
acid lab and night club will get me 500K
cluckin bell anither 500K
then i do dr dre and cayo
2 mil
then i only need a mil morešš
after i buy mkii i go broke (again)
yeah sounds about right
U dont have acid lab upgrades?
Bcz acid lab alone gives over 500k in a full lobby
Well thatās if they do it in a fully lobby or private
Sense, the risks of course
No one really bothers anyone doing acid lab
what game is that again?
Chasing a bike is hard work
god of war ragnarok
A lot of people do actually
oh ye i heard about that
you should get roles here #šroles and then you will see #šāgta-discussion a gta chat :)
lmao yhh kinda crazy you cant just play with out psn ngl
not a problem for me as i live in a country where psn is alowed
but i know some country's it is not
yeah definitely
but any how i look forward to playing god f war ragnarok
hope ya enjoy it, it looks great!
thanks!!
what the hell you playin
Wsp
Kinda looks like cod tbh lol
god of war ragnarok
?
A wtf ;-;
ON PC?
fr
yea goodnight yall
goodnight!!
what's happened now?
didn't even record..
Its very unlikely to get griefed in acid lab sale
Low but never 0
My sale success rate is 100%
Trust me, even if the chances are low, it isnāt 0, itās bound to happen one day
Luckily the bikes are like, hella resistant to explosives somehow
Not to me tho š
@gentle bridge Me rn
wow me too

First Ever Yard mini heist thing, I need to get a trailer... my friend gets in the truck.. the trailer glitches.. into the truck.. then out of the map..
i left my brain in bed this morning
average rockstar experience
Wow thats weird


then i got vans a second time and gave up
Quitter
I was not gonna risk getting it a third time

High risk high reward
Guys, I have a problem in here
Go ahead
My Maude bounty target is following me but not getting on the vehicle
Invite as many as you can to park on your Kotsatka ||Then fast travel|| 
Rich ppl use yacht fast travel 
Well idk if thereās a cooldown

but you can park a kotsatka close to land
No you can DRIVE it on land
Sell it to me
how much will you pay
No the m&ms are mine
I like the peanut ones 
I want a jar full of peanut M&Ms alongside the dollar
No can do
Take the dollar
I will throw in a peppa pig soundtrack vinyl
Deal
Thats sounds yummy
šæ
Sad ppl with peanut allergy can't taste that masterpiece
What happens when u eat peanuts?
Allergic reaction
But i asked the other guy
What reaction exactly
Thats what i wanna know
Ok pookie š„°
Can I get 99.1 pure meth @near patrol
Thats heisenberg lvl
I don't get allergic reactions but something like swelling? Making it hard to breathe ig
No
You still need to pay me for the previous drugs
Uh how much do I owe you
Idk either
Orio or oreo
5m
I canāt spell
Lol
Tf did I buy
Drugs
Oreo
My brother stole my oreos so I stole his money š„°
That'll do

Definitely not stolen fr you might need to remelt the gold and sell to different pawn shops or fences
I can do that
Anaphylaxis
Yo @lavish musk mind if I copy Ur virtue?
Go ahead lmao
bbeautiful game
Ikr
If u think about it he s lvl 1100
True :/
U can tell he knows more about gta and its mastery more than the devs themselves
Magic āØ
There is a fixed location
bro is stuttering in his text šš


bo6 next month
I hope the Christmas tree was ok
yes
Ok
Welcome (sorry for the late response)
what game
god of war ragnarok!
Single player games are boring
Nope
Yup
I agree
š
Dc
Iāve never been so pissed off with TikTok in my life
I cant imagine using tik tok in 2024
I can't imagine using it at all

@edgy mango yo
been a while since we had a slander, don't you think?
Anyone want to play att?
Ikr
Happily so
fuck tiktok
yes fuck TikTok
Vine was better anyway
Fr
People on tiktok getting 2M followers for doing silly dances for 10 seconds
i just use you tube shorts for fast content ngl but mostly stick to full youtube vids
Shorts can be good at times too ngl
i mean that aint that bad ngl a women recvently went famous for saying huak tuah or some shit
now shes baso famous and got money lmao
Ah hell nah 
Such silly stuff
Lmao yeah
Vomit
šš
nah shes actually really nice ngl when you watch her on pod casts
Duub get back to work
Roasting TikTok let's goo
just crazy what makes people famous these days
Hehehe
I'm taking a break 
Gladly
never had it installed, shits cringe af
I installed it but never used it since ;-;
Yes
Yez Sir
It will make you unable to enjoy good single player games
Oh nvm alrdy deleted it couldn't remember

There's one person watching yo stream
It's me:)

16:05
Look again 
9
I am 6 hours ahead of u
Aiming for the full 12h 
I can tell U the future 
Take 15 mins breaks
Oh boy 
I just took a break to eat something
That's why I'm not active atm
U will get headaches if U don't and if U try for 12 hrs U will regret it

Started with 1.852, I'm at 1.860 after this Cayo
Also @fathom tendon look in the chat
my friend is defending me for you saying "sad"
1.852M?
B
I mean caring about score in the first place is pretty low
Lmao
And Iām talking about you and that other guy
Oh 3 ppl now
Yeah don't mind my friend too much btw
He's just defensive
bro if you saw the way he was playingš
RPG spam?
i was scrolling on tiktok the whole fight
nah this man was DESPARATE
I can't even spam it š
Lmaooo
how was he fighting
Not too hard actually
dude pulled out everything in the book to make sure i die
rc bandito
oppressor mk2
he tried using his moc
Did he blow himself up each time he almost died?
K
nah i blew him up
Tell in chat when you're there
and he was perma off radar
Yo duub U don't have to hold the C4 before U launch it?
You do need to switch to it
And then switch back to RPG immediately
So do I let go of the weapons tab?
Oh ye forgot to ask what was Ur fastest speedrun of cayo like all the setups included

@lavish musk legit do rdo content
I don't enjoy that game
End
I'm back into action rn btw
Yo, almost time for a cayo 
aint playing in full lobby
ā
had a fuckung raiju tail me
Is Ur stuff gone?
huh?
šššššš
On pc makes sense

Is 2 ppl more profitable
Yes
yes sir
But I ain't got friends online 
Rip
lol
yeah after he killed me dude made sure my bike went into the water
I mean destroyed
then logged off
Bruh
no words lol
When I first did a sell misson
I did one van and some grifers blew up my other trucks
Many such cases!
šš
holy shit going to online durectly without loading story mode is a bad fucking idea
i thought i could tolerate it this time but nahhhhh
Before they destroy your cargo you can hit the reset button on your PC. You will lose 3% of your product
rainbow six!
YouTube may make it so that if users pause a video, an ad will play.
YouTube may make it so that users of adblockers can't use YouTube anymore.
I hope YouTube doesn't go forward with these decisions.
fuck no
Wow
lol
helllll nahh
Ong I just personally hate the game
Dam duub how U do the contract so fast I swear
hell yeah

So what car is the one with free seasonal livery
im bronze by choice not by skill
who tf wants to be pro at a shit gameš
that is a take so stupid i can feel your stroke creeping up
its true tho
a game is less fun if you suck at it
js admit it that you cant compete
its all cool bud
Tbh you can be bad at gta v and itās still fun
gta isnt competitive
yk i sucked at TF2 and GTAO but i still had tonssss of fun
R6S was fun early 2023
but after a week of playing it started declining
hou je bek dicht mike
ikr how can people have life outside of playing every gameš±
as if the game didnt got released in 2015 dawg
used to actually yeah
Kya bol rhe ho?
who can help me do gta prize ride challenge on ps5
and dudeās trying to justify his wasted hours by shitting on people who dont šš
hell yeah
I will get a ps5 next year
Then i can help
chhor do usko, uski laude me mirch lag gayi hay
oke š
no im not indian
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Can u wait till nov next year?
ill tell rockstar to keep the prize ride till next year
I mean prize rides arent going anywhere
ps5 sounds really tempting for the price ngl
never liked consoles but the ps5 is way too good for the price
i just wish pc devs optimized their games
Ok
you from india?
Taiwan
i mean where do ya live
I more of a console person
gtao getting an enhanced version somewhat soon anyways
then by all means go ps5
What even is Ur old acc
Make a ticket
Lil dumby
nah i had an old convo with him few days back
he forgot i guess
You deleted the old account so I canāt find the levels back mate
F thanks for considering tho

Yeah 160k people and all are busy
Or gyming
Or jerking
hello
Sup
amen
U prob should
hi
reasons?
It's kinda a good car
@fathom tendon so
?
I have decided
O

Waaah
Accept it
Q
Probably very rarely 
Fair
Gn
Since when is iron man in Fortnite
I literally don't know my schedule
2020
@odd palm hi
Hi
Streamed on YouTube today 
I have school+ can't focus on discord so i won't be active
Rip U outside?
Inside
Bro just skip like me

Move around and get the blood flowing
Warm you right up
U, me, and some rancid milk and onions
Me when @jagged wraith gives me his wifi and credit card
I gotta get exempted from final exams
Nah I'm staying in my bed
Then suffer being cold
Bro just say ur hamster died
Me when @near patrol gives me his bank account login and his social security number and a photo of his drivers license
And the keys to his house and bank deposit box

Oh I am
I don't have one
Lmfao what driving licence?
I ain't got no keys
I mean I've got 12p in my bank so your choice
Me when @wanton hull gives me his bank account login and his social security number and a photo of his drivers license

Will I just got banned from rockstar gamesš¢
Me when @modest wigeon finally tickles me in bed and we make out

What the fuck
Ayyoo
Mike why
Wow
Bcz we have to spice things up
With pickle tickling
Well he is a tickler
Did anyone today got banned from rockatargames
im guessing you had a modded acct?
Yep but I still have 2 legit accounts so I am not really sad about it
Social security number is USA only I believe
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Can we throw some expired mayonnaise and spoiled tuna in the mix too 
suree
š
anyone knows who i need to talk to, to make money?
ohh hello there boss xd
How o get GTA Helper roles in this server?
Vouches

correct but most countries have an equivalent
so how does it work?
U just repeat heists
thereās 4 listed groups of heists if i remember correctly
Mhm
so no more of the casino glitch?
where you bid on something and you always win basically, just asking because i was in this server long ago when it started and i accidentally left
how to get those?
Help people out in the LFG channels, then see if they can vouch you by saying "Thanks @username" or "Vouch @username" in #š¤ābot-commands
I am afraid i cant talk about those here
Idk about bidding
oh okay im sorry i didnt know it changed
Thatās true
We also have numbers for that
omg bro speaking of my cooldown has been going for five days and still hasn't finished
But not social security ones
Wdym?
@gentle bridge yo
I got a vouch on the 19th and ever since its had the š¤ tag
hi 
Hru 
canada and germany call it (translation into english for the german one) social insurance numbers but generally its referred to as a national insurance number
ikr
P good, my stream went on for a little while
12 hr stream is insane

i still have another vouch being waited on cause of it
Here itās called a bsn (English translation: citizen service number)
oh that's very good
how was it?
Very good in fact
that's even better
for NON-US born citizens/ residents with american income they get this magic thing called a TIN (tax identification number)
You could say it lasted longer than expected 
that's longer than my first primary school relationship š
Lmaooo, sad life
But, like 99% of the us population isnāt originally from the country
So how did they do that?
Cause most of the people there are just immigrants
not 99% but pretty high. and social security numbers i think were made in the 50ās?
That I donāt know
Iām a history geek but not that much of one š š
1936 was when they were made
So there could be someone who has number one
And they can still be alive
it goes off state, where in the state, and when,
Itās murica, no social catching net for you

So number one isnāt possible?
i dont think someone has 1, itās also completely random
Ahh
I need freedom š¦ š¦ š¦
So you can have number (letās say) 1000, and the person born right after you can have 2000?
they never have only 0ās
Yoooo
Tbh there isnāt much more in terms of freedom in the us compared to most western countries
What a bummer
thereās 3 completely invalid ssnās and thatās all zeroes, all ones, and all threeās
There is
I can commit any crime and get away with it
high incarceration rate go brr
lmfao
imagine being the poor bloke with all twos
Or 6969 repeated
or all of any number
gamblers on their way to find the man with the all-seven SSN
i dont think all repeated numbers are even assigned
this means it is also possible to get boobies on your SSN
This means i can commit homicide
i think you might actually be right
5318008
yeah
no
no, that's europe
US also tho
here if you kill someone you can just said your upbringing was shit and you get away
Two words: Do not
i will verify if this works or not
will keep yall updated
Literally the same in new zealand
Two words: I will
we've gotten an ultra right government now tho, so hopefully that shit's gonna change
you'll be disappointed
I've been there, never wanna go back there for fun
I am more interested in the blaine country area
You could commit murder at 17, get 15 years, have that discounted by 50% because of shit home life, then get that halved for good behaviour so you serve 3.75/15
that's more utah/deep south ish
yeah hope so
that's an area you should 100% visit
Highway drive there sounds nice
i want el salvador's president
done that too, it's amazing
just meeting some local yanks in that area is such good fun
Haha
some legit never left their state in their entire lives
rednecks are either crazy as fuck or crazy fun
most are the latter
yeah
from what I've seen
boeer n guhhhhns
literally
amazing people
the most fun ones are the people that actually wanna learn about your country as well
they don't take shit from anyone either
^^^
I'm from Australia and most of us are basically detached english rednecks
bogans
we'd get along great
exactly
Australians are good but it seems australia is going downhill
The goverment
Not me but i speak like one
that's just self control man
im a fuckin sailor irl
if people don't like that they'll just vote the fuckers out next election
wish australia was that easy
I live near the coast, so I can somewhat imagine what those are like
major potty mouth
Nah australia is becoming very woke
No govt is saving it
oh god...
well every country is tbh
apart from the middle east and such
i swear every time we have an election the person nobody likes somehow gets in, then they resign a month or two later and we get some other useless monkey in
Canada šš
Canada is horrific
Canada is cooked
Toronto is unsaveable
nah
Toronto is like hell within hell
shit like that will be over at some point
Nah
I hope to absolute hell it's over someday
Like, there is gonna be a major riot at some point. Just wait for it
there's already a lot of people who are totally against that whole woke thing, so I see that happening at some point
need the orange man
especially the younger generation is against it
they did a voting test under teenagers here, the most far right winged parties won
yeah
yeah so it makes me very curious why macron won after suffering a fat defeat in the first round of french elections
'oh wow look at that! lots of magical votes out of the blue'
Oh ofc france
not here at least
Ikr
Second only to Canada
Middle east seems nice
Atleast law is strict
well, CA in both California and Canada terms
No crimes
errr yeah
you say that
but sharia law has major downsides too
As long as crime rate is near to 0
Idc about shariaw law
And its not all bcz of sharia law tho
Major population is immigrants
Who r trying to make bread for their family back home
So they dont wanna get in trouble
And the locals are rich as hell anyways
Crime rate is 0 cause if they commit crimes the punishments are extremely severe
As it should be
Not like UK where someone stabs u in the middle of the day and nth happens
alrighty anyways
I mean theft can get your hand cut off š
Nth wrong in that
Dont steal
let's say you're desperate
Who cares?
get it a different way
U cant have empathy for thieves
some people aint got other ways
stealing food and water when very desperate is about all that im somewhat understanding of
I dont think ur hands gonna be cut off for stealing food and water
ok thatās different but again it could lead to less essential items
i was referring to those two the whole time
Russia sounds good as well
but screw you if you're a """""far right""""" protestor
real
š
man, skyrim grandma's retiring
š
what the fortnite
why are the looking for group channels so confusing now?
wym?
I just find it weird the PC ones are in a questions forum and the ps4 ones are regular chat channels
?
odd
took me a good minute to find the channel I was looking for lmao
rip
Icl I have no idea what ur on about
thats because you dont have the PC role, to see the channel I was talking about
Oh fair enough
I play both platforms so I use both and got confused because they are different
I play Xbox and ps but refuse to play on pc
Go ahead.
Tell the bitches where Iām at 
Tried it once at my friends
you should try playing without a mouse like it was intended
left hand on wasd and right on the numpad
Oh
its even worse
Cold what part
iām so gay
Ok
the guy in my pfp is so hot
Harry Potter look alike
U seem like a jeff dahmer fan if u like glasses n glued on muff hair on peanut shaped heads
heās literally so attractive how are you guys not falling for him
He is not
How? šš
the gif is literally him
and yes he is
He isnt
Indeed
He isnt
he literally is
@undone spire hi archo
The guy in my pfp is better
ew no
My doggo superior
his bowl cut is so cute omg
Thatās what i like about him š¤¤
i wanna feel my hands around his body so badly š
R u gay?
Cuz weāre not gay
iām not
just ordered this beast for my new pc build
but i feel gay
eexcited
Good lord man enjoy that shit
Congrats
Ok
over half price off i was just gonna get a ryzen 7 7900x3d but saw that shit was discounted

Hell yeah
I still have a 5600x
Ryzen 5
even if ur not gay you have to admit heās attractive and cute
still gotta buy the rest of the pc though
still games tho!
Not really no
all you need really
True that
ur lying
i just wanted to move over to x3d as it performs so much better when it comes to gaming
No Iām not into guys
but heās still hot
that's so fire
fuck me, 380 quid though
the cpu i was originally looking at was like 350 retail and this is leaps better for 30 pounds more
oh hell yeah
funnier still when it's cheaper than the inferior part
hi guys
hello ribcage nugget man
huh
ribcage nugget man







