💬┃gorilla-chat

[lavish musk]

yo

[hoary rose]

How many of you guys have a real super cool car?

[jagged wraith]

Including u

[coarse sparrow]

@jagged wraith Wsg

[jagged wraith]

What

[coarse sparrow]

Havent been here inna minute

Whats been going on

[near patrol]

Excuse you

[lavish musk]

Ugh, not again

[jagged wraith]

do I know ya?

[copper sinew]

[coarse sparrow]

I think so

[near patrol]

you're acting like I stole your cat

[coarse sparrow]

Uh

[lavish musk]

I mean, my cat is an old dude

[jagged wraith]

uhh

Idk

[near patrol]

A cat is a cat

I'm kidnapping your cat

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-bacon-hair-bacon-hair-dance-gif-18121336341116932036

[lavish musk]

You gonna sell him to Chinese street vendors?

[copper sinew]

I definitely don't know you

[near patrol]

No? I'm keeping him

[jagged wraith]

Yes tf u do

[lavish musk]

I mean, if you can get his lazy ass to move

[coarse sparrow]

Do you know bek

[lavish musk]

At the age he's at....

[near patrol]

How old is he

[jagged wraith]

yeah sorta

[lavish musk]

14

[jagged wraith]

I forgot bout him

[coarse sparrow]

lmao

[near patrol]

Who doesn't lol

[near patrol]

Oh damn

[lavish musk]

yeah he don't get around too much no more

[jagged wraith]

[lavish musk]

He's sweet though

[jagged wraith]

Lemme think

[near patrol]

Oh

[jagged wraith]

The Edd from dutches server?

[near patrol]

Well I'm taking him regardless

[coarse sparrow]

Yh

[jagged wraith]

hmm

[granite mural]

Oh wow applications

[jagged wraith]

lemme think

I prob do idk

[lavish musk]

pay the funeral director in advance, ait?

[jagged wraith]

[near patrol]

Aight

[jagged wraith]

Oh, I paid for yours

[lavish musk]

[lavish musk]

Nah not needed

[jagged wraith]

[copper sinew]

You're having a funeral for your cat!?

[jagged wraith]

bout to be after nox learns to drive

[lavish musk]

Nah, but @near patrol will have their funeral if they steal my cat

[copper sinew]

Oh... fair.

Cat's hold grudges... makes you wonder about their owners..

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[coarse sparrow]

ah

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/treyreloaded-dog-driving-yawn-tired-gif-7304776281762242109

[edgy mango]

damn staff apps open again lmao

[lavish musk]

[true hatch]

I've just seen that as well

[clear prism]

I would apply but….

Being a staff is scary

I rather do more than 20 diamonds push ups…

[surreal geode]

@lost schooner isn't scary dw

[copper sinew]

what does that mean?

[feral oriole]

these cayo perico guys are mad greedy

doing 85/15

[lavish musk]

What is a "diamond push up" tho

[surreal geode]

He tries to look scary but in reality he's harmless

[clear prism]

😨

[copper sinew]

Blame capitalism.

[odd palm]

Bruh when will they make school 10/1 again 😔

[feral oriole]

this is why we need socialism

[clear prism]

I would show u but for some reason I still don’t have even gif perms here

[lavish musk]

If you didn't help with setups...

[lavish musk]

Lol

[feral oriole]

yeah but if u do it 100 times liike

[cunning void]

It ain’t scary

Cause we have @unreal echo

[surreal geode]

You should be able to use gifs

[clear prism]

Hold on check #💎┃memes／media, I’ll get a short for u to watch on what diamond push ups are.

[odd palm]

@clear prism how much storage did you use in your phone/left

[clear prism]

A lot.

[odd palm]

Like how

[clear prism]

😨

[clear prism]

I see

[clear prism]

iPhone.

[odd palm]

I used 195 gb

[clear prism]

Holy shit I just realized ur name

[odd palm]

And still got 70 gb

Left

[clear prism]

Apa is the name of uh

[feral oriole]

my username is big sigma

[clear prism]

Aang’s flying bison

[clear prism]

The coolest name here actually

[odd palm]

I got it from my pocket

[feral oriole]

no problem tired

[clear prism]

Yeah I’m tired from all the work out

But I wont stop grinding-

[feral oriole]

not trying to be rude but your user is mad tiring

[odd palm]

A M M is actually shortcut for my real name

[clear prism]

Holy shit my name color is actually good now

Thanks guys

[feral oriole]

no

[surreal geode]

Explains your username

[clear prism]

Apple added apple juice emoji instead of other bc their brand name is Apple

[clear prism]

?

Oh right

[odd palm]

I downloaded cod in ps4 waited 50 hours and deleted it because bo6 is gone🙏

[surreal geode]

Tired lol

[clear prism]

I didn’t register what u said for a sec

[surreal geode]

BC YOU'RE TIRED

[clear prism]

Yeah my brain failed to register it a millisecond like it used to

Still got my reflexes and quick thinking tho

So I wont die from getting robbed

[surreal geode]

Right

[clear prism]

I might have a bloody nose

[surreal geode]

Just be faster than xeno and you'll survive

[clear prism]

But the other guy will have broken ribs

[surreal geode]

Which guy

What have you done

[clear prism]

I uh

[clear prism]

I ate a steak n cheese wrap.

With cooked onion and other veggie, somehow forgot the name.

But it’s green….

Yes…

[surreal geode]

Huh

[clear prism]

Idk

[surreal geode]

I'm confused now

[odd palm]

Imma change my epic games nickname(it's probably gonna be weird name)

[clear prism]

So am I

😭

Okay I cracked my neck

Why does my neck crack 2-3 times on 1 side

[surreal geode]

[clear prism]

And then the same on the other side

Is that normal??

[surreal geode]

That's not good

Idk

[clear prism]

I don’t use my arms or hands to crack it

[surreal geode]

Maybe you got old

[clear prism]

I do it w my own neck

[clear prism]

Nah

I’m 21 but I ain’t old

Legit in my prime

[surreal geode]

It's probably nothing

[clear prism]

Maybe my neck is reinforced from the inside somehow?

Idk

[true hatch]

Normal

[surreal geode]

I know 18 year olds with some white hair

[clear prism]

Okay good

[true hatch]

I do it all the time

[clear prism]

I have blond spot on my head

[odd palm]

I'm only 14💀🙏

[clear prism]

Since my hair grew long it looks like I highlighted it

But was born w it

[surreal geode]

Oh

Damn

[clear prism]

Ur not allowed to play gta

[odd palm]

You're born in 2003 or something

[odd palm]

Why lol

[clear prism]

2002

[clear prism]

18+ game

Although i can’t say shit

I first played it at 11.

[odd palm]

I only do heists nothing more

[clear prism]

When it came out

[clear prism]

Ok

[odd palm]

I played it at 7

I thought strip club was actually shoes store

[clear prism]

The first time I ever gamed I was 6 months old

It was a McDonald’s toy

Two button digital toy

That kinda looked like a mini key chain gameboy.

Had a crazy record on that shit

Picking apples

[odd palm]

The last time i went to strip club was 7 years ago and i never went there after because it's+18 shit

[surreal geode]

So you'll be 22 this year?

[clear prism]

Yes ma’am.

[surreal geode]

Knew it

[gentle bridge]

question 3 keeps giving me an error

[odd palm]

What month

[clear prism]

November.

[odd palm]

Same what day

[clear prism]

Classified.

[surreal geode]

14 🙏

Hopefully not

[clear prism]

??

[copper sinew]

gif perms now eh?

[surreal geode]

Is your birthday on the 14th?

[odd palm]

19 November what a late birthday 😔

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-chost-brutal-gameplay-playthrough-gif-17246154

[clear prism]

No

[surreal geode]

Your parents must have enjoyed valentines lmao

[clear prism]

LMAO

[unreal echo]

whats that supposed to mean

[odd palm]

💀🙏

[clear prism]

I’m wheezing

[cunning void]

Ur not scary

[odd palm]

(I didn't understand anything)

[surreal geode]

it is what it is

[clear prism]

You will once you grow up bud, now just enjoy life while u can

[unreal echo]

im banning you rn

[surreal geode]

You're a child its nothing

[clear prism]

It was funny though

[surreal geode]

LMFAO

[odd palm]

But i have moustache and growing beard since i was 12

[cunning void]

Ok

[surreal geode]

Everytime I meet a November baby I say that

[clear prism]

I’m 8th.

Crazy number ik.

[unreal echo]

?ms 150074687609634817

[upper fractal]

purelyapril

Moderation Statistics

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0

Mutes (last 30 days):

0

Mutes (all time):

816

Bans (last 7 days):

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Bans (last 30 days):

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Bans (all time):

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Kicks (last 30 days):

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Kicks (all time):

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ID: 150074687609634817 · Sep 15, 2024, 1:04 AM

[unreal echo]

yeesh

[gentle bridge]

nice

[unreal echo]

thats scary itself

[odd palm]

Try me

[clear prism]

Rip

[unreal echo]

?ms

[surreal geode]

8th child?

[upper fractal]

jewelz645

Moderation Statistics

Mutes (last 7 days):

0

Mutes (last 30 days):

3

Mutes (all time):

1025

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1

Bans (last 30 days):

6

Bans (all time):

337

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0

Kicks (last 30 days):

1

Kicks (all time):

61

Warns (last 7 days):

0

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3

Warns (all time):

1163

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ID: 697691983094743080 · Sep 15, 2024, 1:04 AM

[clear prism]

Day of birth.

I’m the youngest tho.

[surreal geode]

Oh I thought it was 19

[clear prism]

Nah

[odd palm]

I'm the middle child and the only brother 🤓

[clear prism]

What abt u

[clear prism]

Rip

[surreal geode]

Oh nvm that apa

[odd palm]

I got 4 sisters

2 older than me two younger

[surreal geode]

February 8th lol

[clear prism]

Ur not middle child then

Ur uh second favorite.

[odd palm]

No I'm the 3rd

[clear prism]

I see

[true hatch]

What year?

[clear prism]

Impossible

[surreal geode]

I'm the oldest

[gentle bridge]

anyone else had an error on question 3 of the mod apps?

[odd palm]

Two was born 2003 and 2007 and I'm 2010

[true hatch]

Nope

[surreal geode]

2004

[gentle bridge]

huh okay

[true hatch]

Haven't done it yet

[clear prism]

I meant, that uh ur second favorite cause the favorite is the youngest

[gentle bridge]

oh

[odd palm]

And the other two 2014,2021

[surreal geode]

Try again and if it continues open a support ticket

[clear prism]

Ah

[surreal geode]

Yuh

[odd palm]

I'm not the youngest or favorite lol

[gentle bridge]

aighty thanks

[clear prism]

That’s cool

[true hatch]

Damn, you're old

[clear prism]

U were a year when need for speed most wanted dropped

I was almost 3

[surreal geode]

No I ain't?

[clear prism]

Wish I could play that game

[surreal geode]

I'm 20 bruh

[clear prism]

We are literally in our prime

[surreal geode]

😭

[clear prism]

Fym old

[surreal geode]

Frfr

[true hatch]

(I'm December 2004)

[surreal geode]

Damn that's been a while

[surreal geode]

what date?

[clear prism]

Still better than most games imo

[surreal geode]

My friend is a Dec 2004 baby

[true hatch]

One of them

[odd palm]

Guess what the difference I'm the youngest one here

[clear prism]

Seriously if I could get that game again, I’d run it on my ps2

[surreal geode]

I've played a bit of heat but not most wanted

[clear prism]

And play

[surreal geode]

Which one

[clear prism]

Most wanted was one of my childhood racing games

[true hatch]

11

[surreal geode]

Ah my friend is older

[true hatch]

By how much

[clear prism]

I heard that I was supposed to be a day 11 but for some reason I was born on 8th

[surreal geode]

I didn't play games until I was 14-15 lmao

[clear prism]

I see

[surreal geode]

7 days if my maths is correct

[surreal geode]

Happens

[true hatch]

So the 6th

[surreal geode]

4TH?

[true hatch]

I've just woke up

[surreal geode]

How bad is your maths 😭

[clear prism]

One day gta7 will drop and we will be in @copper sinew ‘s shoes (around 30)

[odd palm]

@surreal geode i have some weird ass question 🤓🤚

[surreal geode]

Go to school

[surreal geode]

Ask

[true hatch]

Math ain't mathing rn

[surreal geode]

Fr

[clear prism]

Brain ain’t brainin

[surreal geode]

It never is for Walmart

[true hatch]

[odd palm]

If ||you're|| the bus driver and 90120 citizens entered the bus and 12000 left and 14958 entered how old is the bus driver

[clear prism]

Guys am i a masochist for working out after my body wants to fully give up?

I’m asking cause I’m concerned

[surreal geode]

[clear prism]

……….

[clear prism]

……..

[surreal geode]

He's a foetus 👍

[clear prism]

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sweeney-gif-16695226216115129716

[surreal geode]

Yea

[true hatch]

There it is

[odd palm]

Huh what is that

[modest wigeon]

😩

[surreal geode]

Unborn baby

[clear prism]

Nonsense brother, start praying with me then grinding.

[modest wigeon]

Perchance

[clear prism]

Give me 5 one handed Russian push ups.

Each.

[odd palm]

Nah uh read it again

I said if you're the bus driver lol then the bus driver is 20

[surreal geode]

OH

[odd palm]

من تكون قاري بس ما فاهم

[surreal geode]

I needa sleep

Holy fuck

[true hatch]

Sleep then

[unreal echo]

mods dont sleep

oh whoops

[surreal geode]

Nuh I

[odd palm]

That actually worked on you

[unreal echo]

ignore that

[surreal geode]

Uh

[surreal geode]

Banned

[clear prism]

❌

[true hatch]

Go on

[unreal echo]

lol try

[surreal geode]

Now u look like a fool

[odd palm]

Enchantment table language:

[clear prism]

Guys I one of my horses in rdr2 is named “whiskey.”

[surreal geode]

@cunning void can you remove his roles for a second pls

[unreal echo]

yeah april remove my roles

[cunning void]

Only rock can 😔

[surreal geode]

Well shit

[odd palm]

Mine is 9/11 plane(i don't even have red dead)

[unreal echo]

whos the fool

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-sus-the-rock-meme-the-rock-sus-meme-gif-23972805

[surreal geode]

@unreal echo ban yourself

[cunning void]

You bitch

[surreal geode]

@unreal echo

[clear prism]

Crazy how the rock had hair

[unreal echo]

nah this is unfair the only 2 women gangin up

[clear prism]

Imagine if he never went bald in the first place….

My brain glitched.

[odd palm]

Demo Version lol

[surreal geode]

Imagine

[odd palm]

Chat if I'm racist react with

[clear prism]

[surreal geode]

If you was my brother I would

[clear prism]

I heard a guy say racial slurs in cod voice chat before

Good times

[true hatch]

What do you expect

[clear prism]

(Sarcasm)

[surreal geode]

That's nothing new

[odd palm]

If i get killed by girl in codm instant n word

[clear prism]

“Can I please have some water”

[gentle bridge]

Forms working fine now, thanks. Musta been a mobile problem or something

[odd palm]

Bottle of watah🤓

[true hatch]

Red for mod

[clear prism]

Wo’ah*

[surreal geode]

Ah that's great then. Good luck!

[clear prism]

Watah sounds Chinese

If u ask me

Trust me i tried the accent and it worked

[surreal geode]

@near patrol say water 🙏

[gentle bridge]

thanks :)

[surreal geode]

[clear prism]

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jjk-memes-jjk-meme-purple-hollow-purple-gif-16875725797466816458

[clear prism]

FUCK.

[surreal geode]

What have you done now

[clear prism]

I just reacted to u saying yes to me being a masochist

[surreal geode]

Oh lmao

You're not the only one though

[clear prism]

Late reaction but

[clear prism]

👀

[surreal geode]

There's plenty of psychos

[clear prism]

.

I’m not a psycho

[surreal geode]

For example @near patrol

[clear prism]

😭

[clear prism]

Nah they chill

[surreal geode]

Same thing

[clear prism]

What

[surreal geode]

Nah she'll bite your ankle

🙏

[clear prism]

Bad idea.

[surreal geode]

What

[surreal geode]

You'd probably enjoy the pain 😭

[clear prism]

I would use my father’s goat to attack her.

[surreal geode]

Oh

Fun

[clear prism]

I think ima name her chipi.

[surreal geode]

😭

Chipi

[clear prism]

Yes.

Scary ik.

[clear prism]

My body would prob react on its own

Wait how old is meth squirrel

[simple iron]

50

[clear prism]

Fake

[simple iron]

Trust

[clear prism]

No

[surreal geode]

Nah

[clear prism]

Huh

[surreal geode]

Lmao

[clear prism]

That mf fr 50??

[surreal geode]

She's 50

[clear prism]

Nah yall lying

No way she’s 50

[surreal geode]

A wild 50 year old chihuahua

[true hatch]

Yup, definitely 50

[clear prism]

Hm

Well then I can’t crush her skull w my thunder thighs, could kill her

[loud kiln]

@surreal geode imagine mod

[clear prism]

Backhand light slap it is

[surreal geode]

Imagine

[clear prism]

Actually nah

There’s this uh

Move

That u do on some one

[loud kiln]

U should do ?ban @ everyone

[surreal geode]

Do it on the granny

[clear prism]

even the strongest mf wouldn’t handle it

It’s a certain headlock

[surreal geode]

Lemme ban @loud kiln first

[clear prism]

That uses the enemy’s strength

[loud kiln]

What did i do

Im never even here

[simple iron]

Where is cow

I must bully him

[clear prism]

What is cow

That

Is crazy

[loud kiln]

@raw warren

[naive pivot]

Has been ghosting me

[gentle bridge]

@surreal geode Final question for you - are there meant to be 8 or 9 questions? It says 5 + 4 but I only got 8

[clear prism]

Anyway my friends psn doesn’t want to work for some reason

[torpid lion]

Can someone help me do the Casino guest but I can get the biggest cut cause I need money

[clear prism]

So ima play cyberpunk

[naive pivot]

Wdym?

[upper fractal]

Hey @torpid lion, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542

[clear prism]

And ||mass murder|| gang members with mantis blade and sandevistan

[surreal geode]

Lemme see

[simple iron]

@raw warren oi

Get over here

[naive pivot]

U r host take all the money

[clear prism]

I don’t pay for psn

I use my friend’s

[loud kiln]

It is not even 4am yet

[clear prism]

Psn

To play online

[naive pivot]

Smart

[gentle bridge]

its 11:35am

[surreal geode]

There's 8 dw

[gentle bridge]

ah cool thanks a bunch

[loud kiln]

U know that breaks ToS, so admitting it here means u get banned

[torpid lion]

@naive pivot so do you want to help me do it

[surreal geode]

Nws

[clear prism]

???

What???

Dawg how

[naive pivot]

@clear prism my friends has also stopped working for some reason

[clear prism]

Weird

Well back to paying for it myself

[gentle bridge]

Account sharing is against sony TOS?

[clear prism]

Dumbest shit I’ve heard

[loud kiln]

Obviously

[clear prism]

Okay what if you’re dating the person??

[gentle bridge]

so netflix stole their idea

[loud kiln]

Sharing netflix acc is also against tos

[clear prism]

Still against TOS??

[simple iron]

Who’s gonna stop me

[gentle bridge]

what if you are two people

[naive pivot]

No one 😈😈😈

[gentle bridge]

exactly

[clear prism]

At this point they use any excuse to get more money Lmao.

It’s fucking pathetic

[naive pivot]

I am on ps3

[gentle bridge]

if they wonder why there are two logins from vastly different areas just say you fly around a lot

[torpid lion]

Oh

I am on ps5

[loud kiln]

Its 3:37 am tho and im drunk as shit so maybe dont listen to me

[clear prism]

What the fuck is that pfp

[gentle bridge]

how many have you had?

[clear prism]

What you drinking?

[loud kiln]

Beers

[naive pivot]

Or remove shitty subscriptions to play a game u already bought

[loud kiln]

1 million beers

[clear prism]

If I were u, avoid that shit.

It ruined my dad’s gains.

[gentle bridge]

still cant beat saxon from sawtell

[clear prism]

He went from abs to chubby.

[loud kiln]

Then how will the bar tender get paid

[gentle bridge]

^

beer makes the world go round mate

[clear prism]

Drink something else not beer

[naive pivot]

Then how will accidents happen?

[clear prism]

Shit vodka maybe

Rum.

[simple iron]

If you buy a bar you get free beers and make money

[clear prism]

Whiskey.

[naive pivot]

I just drink piss

[simple iron]

Trust

[gentle bridge]

australia RUNS on beer

the beer supply stops

the tradies die

[loud kiln]

I play sports a lot + i use my bycicle fir 1 and abhalf hours daily, + i only drink on saturdays

[true hatch]

Ain't that true

[gentle bridge]

we become a third world country with worse living standards than yemen

[clear prism]

I avoid beer as much as I can

[naive pivot]

I thought everything is opposite there
So can they even run?

[clear prism]

If I drink that shit I do planks like crazy

[gentle bridge]

we need to drink beer to be sober

[clear prism]

And sit ups

😭

[simple iron]

True

[loud kiln]

I got a crazy metabolisme tho

[clear prism]

Prob the most Australian thing I’ve heard

In a minute

[gentle bridge]

if you have not spent at least five hours slamming back slabs of tooheys, you are not fit to drive or work

[clear prism]

Same

But still

Seeing my dad lose his gain like that

Made me scared

[simple iron]

I like to put special powder in my beer for an extra kick

[gentle bridge]

i love the smell of that special powder

[naive pivot]

U have to keep doing gym if u gonna drink alcohol

[gentle bridge]

i just cant get enough of the smell for some reason

[clear prism]

I work out at home

But I’m going to enter a gym

[naive pivot]

At home or outside whatever works

[simple iron]

Coke is good to snort

[clear prism]

Do calisthenics stuff there

[naive pivot]

I dont drink
I hate alcohol

[gentle bridge]

i prefer pepsi icl

[clear prism]

Dr pepper

I haven’t had that shit

In a decade

[simple iron]

Mods ban this guy

[clear prism]

At this point

[simple iron]

Jk

[gentle bridge]

American DP is fire

[naive pivot]

You know its best to workout or exercise in open space
So choose a big gym

[gentle bridge]

UK DP has aspartame so no thanks

[clear prism]

Bro it’s been like a decade since I had one

[naive pivot]

Dr pepper is mid

[clear prism]

Oh trust me it’s huge

It’s like 2-3 floors building

[gentle bridge]

DP cherry though

[clear prism]

With a sick view

[gentle bridge]

man

love that stuff

[clear prism]

So ima feel like a king

Doing handstand push ups

[gentle bridge]

why is bob incontinent

[clear prism]

Who?

[gentle bridge]

which continent is he in

[naive pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-ronaldo-cr7-euro2020-euro2021-gif-22001522

[simple iron]

Who is Bob vro

[gentle bridge]

bob

[clear prism]

Smartest choice

[naive pivot]

He is drunk as well

[clear prism]

Fuck bro

My body HURTS

[simple iron]

[clear prism]

Gotta grind more tmrw

[true hatch]

11:45 on a sunday

[gentle bridge]

real shit

[naive pivot]

I have stopped soft drinks for almost 2 months now
I dont feel anything different 😭

[gentle bridge]

for my 18th i want either

• a forge
• drums
• slab of great northern or JD whiskey n coke

[naive pivot]

Man of culture ig

[true hatch]

Go on

[gentle bridge]

even better if its all three

[simple iron]

Buy a gun

[naive pivot]

Wtf are these demands?

[gentle bridge]

if only it was that easy

[naive pivot]

Honestly take the cake eat it and then forget

[true hatch]

Just don't get the light shit, that's literal piss water

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-cod-warzone-battle-royale-execution-gif-17093807

[naive pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/spank-gif-18116954

[gentle bridge]

5% is fine for JDs but i prefer my beer around 7-8 at least

[true hatch]

For the great Northern I meant

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smack-smash-camera-smack-camera-gif-26024139

[gentle bridge]

ah

[clear prism]

They should’ve added the “you have died” effect from that one game

[naive pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/besito-catlove-gif-11397231996208728070

[gentle bridge]

yeah no i refuse to go under 4.5%

[simple iron]

Nahhhh

[naive pivot]

Yall need to try meth tho
Beer is nth compared to meth

[clear prism]

I once drank a beer with uh 14% or 16?% alcohol I think

[naive pivot]

I do it on the weekends
Its so good

[clear prism]

Idk forgot gotta check

[simple iron]

Ah meth easy to cook

[clear prism]

But nah I ain’t a beer fan so

[gentle bridge]

ah nice

[gentle bridge]

wuh

[naive pivot]

I dont cook tho
Just buy it from the streets

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jessie-jesse-walter-white-gif-18718878

[clear prism]

Yo mistah whitee

[simple iron]

I wonder if the government is watching me

[gentle bridge]

3.5%?

wtf

[true hatch]

It definitely is

[clear prism]

Most likely

[naive pivot]

Dw we r all cooked

[clear prism]

I’m not

[true hatch]

Yeah, the super crisp is literal shit

[naive pivot]

Just pray that ur chats never get leaked publicly

[gentle bridge]

id get drunk off rum n raisin chocolate before that even affected me

[simple iron]

I’m cooked if they search my second phone

[clear prism]

Ngl that chocolate is pretty fucking good.

[gentle bridge]

best one they sell

[clear prism]

When I first had it I was like

“Damn.”

“This shit good”

[naive pivot]

😂

[gentle bridge]

only thing is cause im a learner i cant eat it before i drive

[clear prism]

Guys I stole a rlly cool mizutani Shion.

With neons and red window tint

But sadly I can’t claim it as my car

[simple iron]

Fun fact

[clear prism]

It also has carbon fiber details like the hood

[simple iron]

Aliens live underwater

[clear prism]

Red transparent hood w lighting inside

[clear prism]

Fish.

[gentle bridge]

fun fact

[clear prism]

Are alien.

[gentle bridge]

i am a maiar wizard

[true hatch]

Gotta wait till you're off your ps until you can drink before driving

[gentle bridge]

yeah i know

[clear prism]

The car also had a cool red detailed tiger design on the door

[gentle bridge]

even 0.01 and youre fucked

[clear prism]

Sadly I can’t claim this car

[simple iron]

Just don’t get pulled over ez

[clear prism]

Why can’t cyberpunk be a bit more like gta…

[gentle bridge]

yeah have you seen how often red p platers get pulled up?

[high dew]

Are activity cards broken on ps5?

[gentle bridge]

every drive is like spinning a roulette wheel

[clear prism]

wtf is that

Activity cards?

[naive pivot]

U have to go to office everyday

[true hatch]

A p plate is basically telling the cops to pull you over

[gentle bridge]

yeah

every time you get behind the wheel, youre either betting on black, red or green

black - you get pulled over

red - you get pulled over

[true hatch]

Surprisingly I haven't been pulled over yet

[gentle bridge]

green - miraculously you dont but this is usually due to some other pisshead ripping doheys in the coles carpark

[high dew]

I don’t know what it’s called. Shortcuts that take you directly into the casino while starting the game.

[lavish musk]

[simple iron]

I have never been pulled over before

[naive pivot]

Spawn point?

[true hatch]

Same

[clear prism]

Ohhhh, no wonder idk, that’s a online only ps5 feature

[gentle bridge]

how long have you had your p's? a week?

[clear prism]

Like rdr2 in some way

[true hatch]

Start of next year I'm on my opens

[gentle bridge]

lucky bastard

least we dont have lower limits in qld

[swift lichen]

I'm getting my beginners in a few months lol

[true hatch]

Ik, I'd hate that

[swift lichen]

Been studying

[true hatch]

And I don't exactly drive slow either

[gentle bridge]

better yet, im pretty sure if we do drive in a state with lower limits we don't have to obey em because qld licence

[true hatch]

Yep

[simple iron]

Why do we have to do the test if we already know how to drive

[lavish musk]

@true hatch yo

[gentle bridge]

which test are you referring to?

theory or practical?

[true hatch]

Driving's easy, don't worry about it

[lavish musk]

Can u help me

[true hatch]

[swift lichen]

Thx man

[lavish musk]

[simple iron]

I forgot no cap

[gentle bridge]

[simple iron]

One has questions about signs on road

[jagged wraith]

Ur in trouble

[swift lichen]

Written or acc driving?

[lavish musk]

What for

[swift lichen]

Written

[jagged wraith]

Ignoring my yappin

[true hatch]

Well, go on

[lavish musk]

did I?

[gentle bridge]

written is meant to prove you know and can read and understand road rules, markings and signs

[jagged wraith]

I mean ya

[swift lichen]

Yes

[gentle bridge]

the actual driving test is meant to see if you are capable of not running over 89 year old susan if she forgets to look left and right

[lavish musk]

Can you do me a favor and buy a Series X, so I can troll you?

[swift lichen]

I've been reading the same book abt the laws and signs for over 5 months 💀

[true hatch]

[gentle bridge]

i passed my theory test 30/30

[lavish musk]

[swift lichen]

Xbox twin

[edgy mango]

you gonna apply?

[true hatch]

[edgy mango]

I may but Idk

[simple iron]

I remember doing the test and someone got in trouble for cheating

[gentle bridge]

hey stickman

[lavish musk]

Yeah

[gentle bridge]

[lavish musk]

Was it you?

[simple iron]

Nah

[lavish musk]

Good

[odd palm]

Cr7 getting gift from iraq tomorrow crazy

[true hatch]

Surprising

[edgy mango]

Hello

[swift lichen]

I'm debating on hopping on gta

[lavish musk]

Up to you lol

[swift lichen]

Nah nvm

[gentle bridge]

how are you man?

[swift lichen]

Tired ash man

Work😭

[edgy mango]

Just had a test from my tutors, I may be cooked

hbu?

[lavish musk]

@gentle bridge put in some good words for me to the owner

[gentle bridge]

oop, gl

[lavish musk]

In that other server

[gentle bridge]

not bad thanks, finally on holidays for the term

[gentle bridge]

if he talks to me, sure

[edgy mango]

Ah nice

[gentle bridge]

you mean here or there?

[edgy mango]

my holidays are around the corner

[gentle bridge]

nice nice

[lavish musk]

Thx I wanna personally tell him he's cringe

[gentle bridge]

tgg or mid?

[lavish musk]

The skull guy

[gentle bridge]

oh why

[lavish musk]

I watched some videos, kinda... weird memes

[gentle bridge]

they transcend humour

[lavish musk]

Ait then

[simple iron]

Which guy

[lavish musk]

Some guy

[gentle bridge]

@lavish musk the likely explanation is that hes romanian

[lavish musk]

Is he?

[gentle bridge]

yeah

[simple iron]

I wanna say he’s cringe also

[gentle bridge]

and his name is eduard

[swift lichen]

I applied for staff. I think I did well.

[lavish musk]

Must have a lot of wallets in his basement

[gentle bridge]

"why do you want staff?"
"ban people i dont like"

[gentle bridge]

no they got stolen from him

[true hatch]

Real

[lavish musk]

[simple iron]

Why I should be mod

[swift lichen]

No I just want to be more engaged in this community

[gentle bridge]

i will ban all fat people

[lavish musk]

OK bye

[true hatch]

You'd make a great mod fr

[gentle bridge]

youre not fat

youre big boned

[simple iron]

I do have experience fr

[lavish musk]

I'm fluffy

[gentle bridge]

same bro

[gentle bridge]

eeeexactly

[swift lichen]

Same, except twitch mod

[lavish musk]

Especially that beard

[gentle bridge]

head admin in 22.5k server

[gentle bridge]

man is a bear

[lavish musk]

Lmao

I'm a biking

[gentle bridge]

are you short

[lavish musk]

Lmao fucking autocorrect

Viking*

[swift lichen]

5"10

[lavish musk]

Average I'd say

[gentle bridge]

ngl though thats sorta correct for your area of europe

[true hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/leaving-for-work-on-a-monday-like-monday-feeling-lance-armstrong-bradley-wiggins-fast-and-furious-gif-25896975

[gentle bridge]

bicycle viking

[lavish musk]

Lmao our roads are not suitable

[simple iron]

I hate cyclists

[true hatch]

Real

[lavish musk]

Same

[odd palm]

@lavish musk bro

[lavish musk]

Hi

[gentle bridge]

did you know that belgium has the most rally drivers per capita?

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[odd palm]

I hate isis rn more than before

[lavish musk]

How so

[gentle bridge]

make them isntisnt

[lavish musk]

I'm 5'4

[gentle bridge]

oh

im sorry

[swift lichen]

DAMN

[simple iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245262570324234241/1277356683919888505/20240817_062938.gif

[gentle bridge]

that is tragic

that is a national tragedy

[lavish musk]

Jokes on y'all, I lied about my height, I'm way taller than that

[gentle bridge]

ok steve

[lavish musk]

[swift lichen]

I'm 5"10 lol

[lavish musk]

Lol ait

[odd palm]

They tryna make all countries islam and kill all non Muslim people

[gentle bridge]

oop=f

[odd palm]

Iraq and syria>

[lavish musk]

But nah @gentle bridge I'm 1.86m

[gentle bridge]

wow me too

[lavish musk]

Flee

[lavish musk]

Exactly the same?

[gentle bridge]

yeah

[lavish musk]

Nice

[swift lichen]

Lucky

[lavish musk]

Lol

[gentle bridge]

except im 1.86 million metres tall

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

im taller than libya

[lavish musk]

ok

Also Red

[gentle bridge]

yeah?

[swift lichen]

Thats it we ordering door dash at 11 pm😇

[lavish musk]

I was gonna meet up with an online friend once, and he said "you can easily recognize me coz I'm tall"
So I meet him, and the mf is 2.06m

[gentle bridge]

jesus fuck

[lavish musk]

Yeah lmao

[gentle bridge]

my dad knows a guy

[swift lichen]

Thats not even an advantage at that point...

[gentle bridge]

2.21m

[lavish musk]

I mean hey, pulling in the ladies

[lavish musk]

Yeah

Man must need a cane to walk

[gentle bridge]

man needs a whole tree bro

[lavish musk]

Lmaooo

[swift lichen]

Thats like 7 feet and a half💀

[gentle bridge]

7'3"

[lavish musk]

Also Red, I have sports training in a couple hours

[gentle bridge]

dodgeball again?

[lavish musk]

Yep

[swift lichen]

Training?

[gentle bridge]

i hope to see you at the olympics

[lavish musk]

Yeah I play in a club

[gentle bridge]

then you can send me one of your medals

[lavish musk]

We shall see lol

[gentle bridge]

[swift lichen]

I was gon say its like midnight

[lavish musk]

Pay first

[gentle bridge]

how much

[lavish musk]

It's 04:15

[swift lichen]

Oh

[gentle bridge]

its midday here

[lavish musk]

$20 and it's yours

[swift lichen]

11 pm here

[lavish musk]

Ik

[gentle bridge]

deal

[lavish musk]

Ngl though

[swift lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/gokacik-gok-o-yerim-yerim-yerım-gif-8234693358169729819

[lavish musk]

Its tough

[lavish musk]

Cya

[swift lichen]

Night

[lavish musk]

Night night

[gentle bridge]

what is

[lavish musk]

This sport

[gentle bridge]

yeah, lotta nose and ball booboo's i imagine

[lavish musk]

Especially since they have like all sorta rules, code name callouts etc

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[gentle bridge]

yeah too complex for me

bring back gladiator fights

[lavish musk]

Lol okay then

[gentle bridge]

this is how elections REALLY should be done

loser does not get the vote

[lavish musk]

[jagged wraith]

I hate it

I fucking lost 10 mins of progress

💀

[simple iron]

Bring back og Coca Cola

[gentle bridge]

thats annoying

[gentle bridge]

yeah

i heard it has that funny nice smelling powder in it

man i really want some more

[simple iron]

Ong

[old plaza]

I does anyone want to help me with a mission

I'm on xbox series x

[lavish musk]

Which one though

[old plaza]

Dr. Dre

[old plaza]

Dr.dre

[lavish musk]

ah

[old plaza]

Ya

Can you help?

[old plaza]

.

[lavish musk]

I guess so but not rn

[old plaza]

Ok when?

[lavish musk]

Not too long, hol' up

[old plaza]

K

What's your xbox user

[odd palm]

I'm so bored

[lavish musk]

DM

[lavish musk]

Sounds like a you problem

[upper fractal]

Hey @old plaza, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-kitty-cat-cute-adorable-gif-5551201

[granite mural]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-eepy-cat-eepy-kitten-eepy-gif-8186911474993351997

[odd palm]

First time temperature 24c

[meager basalt]

[copper sinew]

Vroom

[granite mural]

An example of a car that identifies as a submarine

[meager basalt]

[copper sinew]

Blurb

ik not a great submersible sound effect.. at least I tried.

Blurblurblurblurblurb.

[true hatch]

You in Greece?

[viscid haven]

Indeed!! Been here a few days now

[honest cypress]

cayo looking ahh island, im gonna rob you

[true hatch]

Nice, enjoying it?

[viscid haven]

Very nice here

[true hatch]

Looks very cool

[viscid haven]

Yess loving it ngl but i do have the worst sun burn iv ever had lmao

[viscid haven]

[true hatch]

To be expected, your British skin isn't used to it

[viscid haven]

Fr tho :") its just sun aha got some after care tho so im good! Gonna be going on a boat tour today

Best burger iv ever eaten :") was from a place on the beach

[honest cypress]

beat borgar

[viscid haven]

Agreed

Theres cats on the resort and somtimes they come into our rooms :")

[true hatch]

That looks very good

[true hatch]

Aww, how cute

[honest cypress]

hey can i put reshade on gta 5 without getting kicked to singleplayer

[viscid haven]

Was so good ngl imma defo get another later on in the holiday :")

[viscid haven]

Fr!

[true hatch]

Definitely, looks very good

[distant ore]

Is it still double money for mc business?

[honest cypress]

no its double money for mc crates this week

[true hatch]

No

[distant ore]

Dang that’s what I thought

[honest cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-burning-lava-revenge-of-the-sith-star-wars-gif-17442159

british people when they go on vacation

oh embed fail

[distant ore]

What is mc crates?

I’m cooked

[true hatch]

Ceo crates

[honest cypress]

warehouses from ceo office

i didnt mean to say mc crates that isnt a thing

i meant ceo special cargo

[vapid forge]

playing with randoms gave me chest pains

mf failed so bad the exit disguses DESPAWNED

[honest cypress]

I need a Benny's comet

[upper fractal]

Hey @honest cypress, These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441

[honest cypress]

Yes I know I already

[honest cypress]

yep

i need to upgrade it to bennys

custom

[modest wigeon]

Who is u

https://tenor.com/view/scream-gif-24397066

[honest cypress]

im the man

[modest wigeon]

What quest u complete

[honest cypress]

hmm

[honest cypress]

my quest is getting the pfister comet custom

Who wins 10,000 frogs or 100 hogs

[round sail]

Yo dudes I might do act 1 in a bit

[honest cypress]

Nice

[round sail]

I’ve been fighting demons with them setups

Especially with randoms lol

[honest cypress]

I was doing them with a friend but he has really bad internet and I can't do it with him he keeps leaving

[round sail]

dam

[honest cypress]

I wish they would update the Doomsday high so it was so over there

I wish they would update the Doomsday hi so it is so rollable

Solo able

[round sail]

Yy yh

[honest cypress]

Buck

[round sail]

Like cayo

[honest cypress]

F u c k

[round sail]

Eh jus say it lol

Muthaf*

[honest cypress]

Yes I did say it

Voice to text

Is a b****

It censors my words

So I have to spell them out manual beat itch