#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Stats cant be wrong
Hi bac

thank joe mik
well then idk what the hell it is
and thats not even my character im not wearing a damn ski mask
and i DONT have 77 million
You don't glitch do you?
hacked like hardd
fuck no unless you mean bogdan
but thats old school
joe mik?
yes you mik
Then its prob not ur account
How do you fail at finding your own profile?...
how the hell would it not be
😂😂
U dont even know ur own profile
i managed to do this some time ago
no its just the game is trash
Again
Stats arent wrong
nahh saying this in a gta v community
nah i just wish it showed how much i made from free roam businesses
xd
U can see from ur businesses itself
I KNOW
maybe u got modded
i just want it to add up cus i dont like math
or sum
Tf is a free roam business??
🤣🤣🤣
you know what im talking bout damn
NO MAN
Like random encounters with bootleggers and trappers
All businesses are freeroam
So doesnt make sense to say 'freeroam businesses'
thats true
so i cant talk now?
No i am just explaining why he could have gotten confused
you bouta get shit
i meant to say shot but i could do both
Literally a free roam business thing tho
Where did rdo come from?
Only available with moonshiners role and business
No clue
my main problem is it doesnt add up the money i made from businesses
actually no my main problem is the money i made from betting
not agent 14 😭
Last time you were online and updated the profile maybe?...
he is zesty
thats the main reason i didnt wanna show it
...
cthulu?
need someone to help me sell mc businesses
Its only 3mil
😭😭😭
MY TIME
Ofc!!! C'thulu ate your profits.. ofc!!!
You gotta do more Cayo to scare C'thulu away from the water.
youre not deadass bout this are you
cuz my time just went from 41 days to 42
What about dn?
Idk man... You're saying the stats are wrong...
you wanna know how i know that
look at my rp
?
More interested in why they wouldn't show up really.
Numbers look the same.
im level 618 which is 23 million
About 80M pocket money.
that says 2 billion
i actually have 15 mil pocket
65M at the casino?
no my pocket money is mainly casino
most of it at least
i do random casino heist queues when im bored
I meant Casino Chips.
oh hell no im not that rich
Like add up your Chips, Cash and Bank.

but i think the high roller outfit increases your luck and im 100% convinced it does

i actually have a few videos of me winning multiple times in a row
Wasn’t talking to you
My first car in every playthrough has been a Casino Podium vehicle .. no idea why...
Talking to who then?
This is a public chat 💀
To your mum
Now go on, fuck off
She doesnt have discord
Maybe its ur own mum

Mine doesn’t have discord either
nevermind no the FUCK i dont
Then u are probably high on weed 💀
'I have discovered a draw feature on rd2' ☝️🤓
On what?
This dudes 94% a kid, 5% a moron, 1% both
Special Grass
👍
Wanna play rdo?
wait @obsidian glade i found one
im bouta go to bed
Too many nox’s in this server
I seriously hate that sticker
Mb
nah this dress is legit

i just won the fucking car
Ya, idk man.. it's rigged
Or I'm rigged
Idk man
nah im deadass convinced the high roller outfit increases luck at the casino
i used to be a shitter and i just got the car first try
also im going back to gambling
Og sock 😭
imma spend the rest of my day gambling
Wym high roller outfit
when im not doing businesses im gambling
I'm not actually home rn, and I haven't slept yet either..
Las Vegas would love u
Bro u need to fix ur sleep
oh its a cool outfit you get when you collect 100 cards around the entire map except 2 of those cards dont show up and they never ever fixed that issue until a year ago
For now just drink some coffee and carry on until uh 8-9pm Minimum
Sure
And sleep
you can also use it as a disguise in the casino heist
Seriously?
yesss
How do I collect such cards.
find them
How.
While I'm at it I'll teach a monkey to fly, a bird to breath underwater and a fish to climb trees
you find them

Erm
Sure
How.
hold on if my wifi wasnt so damn slow i can show you
theres a website that shows you all collectables but i forgot what its called
Some one ban this guy pls
when i findit ill dm you
Gta web or something
sumn like that
Such as Halloween
also my game crashed so if i dont have the casino car im gonna crash
You’re not him lil bro
What if ur character a dude tho
What do u get
For collecting the cards
tuxedo
I gotta rewatch this at home on steady wifi...
But seriously wondering if bro is a bro now.
Huh
gambling 😍
Fr. Gamers Reality Gaming, is Bro a Bro or is this Chick really a chick?
“Back in my day we had Wonder Woman, now your generation wonders if it is a woman
HOORAH!”
i have a 12 dealer has a 7 imma hit
What
LETS GOOO
im gambling
Las Vegas would be scared of u
Actually, one of my best friends in elementary was gay...
imma kill this dealer
Maybe a little trans tbf
Gay ppl existed even around 1920’s
Hell even back then when there were Spartans n shit
Femboys existed
Yeah that’s when u hit more than 21
well i just busted
Iirc the persecution of gays only came after Christianity...
Don't quote me tho
Don’t blame the Christian’s
Same
I don't practice tho
Me neither
I just do the right thing and pray to my father
And when I do wrong like thinking bad of some one or fight some one
I ask for forgiveness
And ask for patience, wisdom, love and mercy
So I can give it to others as he gives it to me
True
Homosexuality has existed for a long time
shut the fuck up
Yk what else existed for a long time?
😭😭
Satan getting his ass kicked by Micheal 
No
And Luke Skywalker fighting Darth Vader
I just told u
im selling my acid and right when it started the fucking price went doen
Bro fought his father
👍
Yes, and I wrote a story about a guy from the beginning of time, so he must be real too
i almost just spit on you
Huhhh?
Same actor as the OG Beetlejuice?
Yep! There all in it returned
Actually feels so true to the first
Actually feels so true to the first defo feels like a beetle juice movie
We say his name one more time and we're stars for Beetlejuice 3
Beetlejuice

Hang on a minute... Don't we have to be dead for that to work???
Like call beetle juice? Nahh
Other way round actually dead people cant call him its in the book alll drad people get when they die
Man actually such a good movie tim burton really knows how to make good movies
Wasn't the couple dead in the first one tho?...
The ones before the main family? Yh they was
Not sure on the first movie but this second one i just watched there was a scene where beetle refers to the book after someone trys who is dead and they couldnt
Imma go watch the first rn been a long ass time
Fr... Need to do that first tho.
I'mma do it in order 

Wellll i seen the first so didnt really matter :")
Maybe save it for Halloween, have a real treat of it.
Maybeeee
I’m glad that they fixed the Supra mk4 ingame
Maybeeeei tend to go see all the horror movies coming out around halloween
Shit was a joke in its early stages
Better to save good ones instead of cheap holiday knock offs. 
What do you mean? :")
Halloween specials... Idk.. I find holiday specials weird .. like Too much cheese not enough plot substance.

Same stories with different set (not even always), actors and costumes...
It's just stale to me..
🍞🧀
ykw imma just get a hot pocket
🍅
All I see is post op van hell
helo
so apparently one of the selling points of the new iphone is that its faster than the previous model
i mean... ok sure
im in a sale mission rn but imma show you a screenshot in a bit
if its faster
good question
i mean, when i buy a phone
i always expect it to be faster than the previous year
and if you buy it, is it faster then?
@copper sinew
AHAHAH
im not sure abt that
hey guys
in gta vi, you could walk
shocking, i know
the fuck lmao
kinda hard to do...
i couldnt find the original picture
i already read it before you sent me this text lol
its so fucking slow going up hills
Post Op Van HELL
where all mc sales belong imo
its 11 am rn ive been doing this shit since 2 am
i couldve started at 11 pm but i was tired
and now im mad i didnt start earlier
dude im pretty sure this was documents💀💀
i coulda just left
Cat
Big dawg
how much all mc business sales give you during the event IF distant
i keep getting either 1 truck or the postal vans and its pissing me off
idk why
does it really matter ?
1 truck is a blessing lmao
yea but its with either cash or document and ik im not gonna get 1 truck for a while
i just got it for meth and im expecting postal van or trash for my next sale
dude i joined a new fucking session right after i just finished it
apparently i didnt do it
Time to uninstall
i joined a new session so i could get to my arcade faster
yeah i need space for sparking zero anyway
Lol ait
i got muhfuckin like 45g of protein in this shake
big ass
matter of fact imma treat myself after this
what should i order
@marsh ocean WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Please check my dm, thank you mate.
@marsh ocean where the fuck is my drone bro
bro has me on read since June
Wait
I miss you man. @marsh ocean
This isn’t the real Amazon
My fault broski
lmfao
same
im doing my 4th sale
for what ?
if i get 1 truck again im touching myself
pause
FUCK
VANS
NOOOOOO
i joined a new server and got 1 truck again
mc business
I sold meth and coke 2 days ago
Coke was buzzards and meth was one big truck
So lucky
I also miss funeral companies
i woulda been so happy if i got 4 one trucks in a row
Man disappeared
i bout had it with this game
it cant even go up 1 bar before it gets raided and i just sold it

nvm it is 1 bar thats why it got raided
Welcome to gta online
Guys, I have figured out thr math of new 40 car storage in GTA
Top tier: 16
Mid: 12
Regular: 12
I have fussed my garage out with all the vehicles , took me 3-5 hours
I have an iraqi joke 🤓🤚
bro is there anyone on ps5 who needs money this finished casino heist is pissing me off
idk what to do with it
Anyone who want to play I'm on pc and eu if yes dm me
Go ahead
40 car garage?
There's some students skipped school next day teacher asked them why did they skip school the first student said i went to jabar abo beers the teacher said what a unrespectful student he asked the second student same answer and he asked the final one he answered i studied my homework the teacher said good job what is your name he said jabar abo beers
what
Iraq joke normal you won't understand
oh
💀
Hello chat
hi back chat
Hi back chat
Hello
Its time to oil up 
Duub im sad
What for even
No
its because
i just opened the app man
Now time to open up smth else 😏
Idgaf, stay sad
just the way I like it
🤣🤣🤣

Sorry xoxoxo
Are yall virgin?
you're kissing me?
Proudly so 
Yes
guys he's romantically in love with me
Damn
Sure
I mean clearly you are too since whenever I deny your friend request, you send another one immediately 
On that note
Ait @gentle bridge you're removed from my friends list again 
hi duub can you add me
what have i done today
See you notice immediately 
😂😂
Man is in love
you literally kissed me three times just then
To prove you stalk me
I don't stalk
Butterflies
U do
u make me uncomfortable
You mean steal and loot?
gosh im so funny
I cant stop laughing
Same, so funny I forgot to laugh
I am crying bcz of all the laughter
but you start 80% of the conversations
😜
@gentle bridge its ok u can confess u have a crush
But u always join in
great opportunity to make fun of you like you do to me
Hey I've never made fun of you
I have always called you nice names
I do but not on him
He's too old and mean
Such as "Dirty Western European Liar"
I never said that
I bet you have great arms
On me then? ☺️
are you a dude

photoshop
Why would u assume that?
Your name is Mike
Its discord name
you didn't answer my question
Nope

A woman
Evacuate immediately
I am not under 13 or 13
A girl
Us homos can't handle em
AHHHHHH
Fr
Did you get it?
👍
Yeah
How to iraqi
Step 1:shako mako
Step 2:drink tea
Step 3: you're iraqi
🧢
Anyone who want to play I'm on pc and eu if yes dm me
Check lfg channel
gnµ
What in the world is that
🎰🎰🎰
🤑🤑🤑
turky man
Goodluck 
stay up one night so you can sleep early the nest night
He's cooked
fr
The ultimate challenge
What do you mean the longest time i been awake was 28 hours🤨
ez then just stay awake one night so you can sleep early the next and sleeping pattern fixed!
lmao
When i stay 18 i feel like I'm drunk
Hours
Wild
Fr
Dont slip!
haha get it cause grease
man im truly hilarious
Never left iraq🙏💀
Noice

Type
kinda the same for me as iv never left uk untill this Wednesday
Last time i went to good place and better was 3 months ago
I will translate first 
You won't get it 
i love noodles
Bro the meme is not even talking about noodles
arabic looks like noodles
Wanna learn some Arabic words dw in English pronounce
According to that u are shia I know who u referring to
You are hmar and abo sabr mean you are beautiful and gorgeous 🧢
It's popular in TikTok these days
I don't have TikTok 
are you a guy
No
then no marriage
James earl jones passed away today
🤨
saw that
Please no lgbtq stuff in front of me or sus stuff I'm Muslim 💀🙏
im homo i love pork
yeah
Maaaan
Yeah but he did other notable characters too
I would say something but that would cause chaos arguements
My God, the one and only God, does not like fights or destruction
N word?
He likes peace, love and harmony
Last time I checked
Huh
Say it
I’ve seen some muslims attack Christian’s and other ppl
Some real fucked shit
But
It could be the devil playing w us
Since when?
Trying to cause issues
Doesn’t matter when it happened, it matters that it happened in general
Because i respect christians lol
Yeah
Good
That’s good
I see
Math’s good
It helps you calculate certain factors and things
In life
Even your money
Yeah i got a trophy lol
Nice
Unlike harry kane
K
I have seen some christians attack muslims and other ppl
Some real fucked shit
Yeah islamphobic lol not all christians like that
Real Muslim would not attack their brothers
Not all musliks like that 🤷♂️
Or christians
Exactly
Khalid bin waleed is undefeated
Those aren’t real Christian’s
For me ali bn abi talib
Can say the same for the muslims u talk about
aw man not mufasa
And that’s most likely the case
Send a link here
Sounds like alat to read
What about it
I reached 1000 solo
Nice
How do I play with more players if I have a restriced nat type
But are you doing homework wdym
Can anyone help with sells?
Hey @flat otter, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
Random one. Does anyone have the original Torero that would be happy to let me buy their spec from the LS Car Meet? Cheers (PS5)
Word 
Look in LFG
nice one @clear prism
Car market ps5 I think it should show for u
Yeah I tried to help but
Don’t have perms
didn't even notice that, appreciate it
No problem
Hey @hollow wasp, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
4 am already
Hello friends
Hey everyone.
@clear prism
I literally waited 50 hours and codmw 3 additional stuff not downloaded yet
😭
Check #💎┃memes/media
Hey @verbal remnant, These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
What gambling mean seriously
Yes
Fun fact, the Mob invented the Slot Machine. They found that getting people to gamble was easier than robbing them.
Sauce?
Hi
walmart
target
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Agreed
And most importantly, it’s colored red.
I was playing game just now and met some awsome guys named Carlosita_, Brrrrrr-Piu, Bradulious they were playing as cops and chasing me in a car my in game name is Shamas_548. please if anyone of you guys know them just let me know, I also recorded a video with them too. there were more but i couldnt remember the names
I wanna make them friends but my game froze when I tried
plzzz guys help me find them
xD
Prison Break 
Gotta love it when the random fails to protect u when ur a pilot or they die in the mission

I've failed those missions in every possible way..
Then shit like yesterday happens where the Cayo gate keys just blimp out of existence...
So it's pretty much 50/50, will I fuck up or will Rockstar?
My favorite fails are Humane Lab, one guy parachuted into the building and did a bug on a windshield maneuver, and later he came out of the water right under the helicopter tail propeller and killed himself.
🤣 Good times
Fuck
So real

Nah I ain’t even read that tbh
Fruit fly attention span over here
I freeze those to make banana bread
YOOO! the Bioshock: the collection has hidden commentaries you can check out of the devs.. That's so cool!
Tickle me Elmo
Banana bread is actually fire
And pumpkin bread
I like garlic bread
FUCK
put it in me 😫 put it in my stomach shits so good
Garlic bread is mid
Is that shit or a bbc?
Bet
Bro i just got exploeded by a modder when i was selling my acid
Exploded with cu- I mean with what?
GTA 6 reference
Idk man one second i was driving the bike next i was on fire an boom
Dam
Yeah only got 100k profit im pissed 😂

Gm
Hey bestie
K
K
Gm
Hi
Something about stealing a car in a cargobob is too fun
good morning


Good morning
how are you?

wifi is shit in school like always o-o

good, studying for my test tomorrow
Both really good games
Definitely worth getting
gm
Alright

gm
Start with wildlands tho
morning
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thanks
where did that "womp womp" brainrot come from?
like, that type of shit appeared all of a sudden
Richard Woolmer only knows how to drive cars on the absolute limit. And he did nothing different when he jumped into this Austin Healey 3000 during practice for the Stirling Moss Memorial Trophy at Goodwood Revival. The whole time the Healey was on its way round the track it was at some ludicrous angles.
#GoodwoodRevival #Drift #Austinhealey
...
@true hatch watch this
dk 😭
from this
Eventually
it's 1 min
revival providing the best racing action as per usual
That's a good driver right there
Especially with the tyres that thing would be on
bike tires
Fr
why don't they race that anymore?
like on a regular basis
F1 gonna get a run for it's money if they did
Hello
What, that car?
just those cars in general
they just make for so much more exiting racing
morning
Would be cool, but they're old
I'm getting bored to death in classes introducing me to stuff I knew already
So that comes with its on issues
lol
I finished school
🙂
I'm in college now
I mean, just build them again 
I would love that
Big toe?
Jesus how many roles do you have man???
just take your phone out and hide it behind your pencil case
I'm on my laptop
just have discord open on a different tab
😅
Those types of races are always cool to watch, very different types of cars going at it
I look forward to it every year
St mary's always puts on a show
why?
there's always a reason for everything
if you don't know it, then there is no reason to have them 
Fr
Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired... usual culprits
My pen is huge
would you mind not typing useless junk like that all the time?
My pen is huge
But I want too
I live in a free country and you don’t own me
So I can type useless junk
My big left toe is itchy and my right thumb is sore
Real
Brain rot at the maximum

My last brain cell is up my ass
no I mean... This isn't your country...
@swift umbra please scratch my back it is so itchy
Im so excited for god of war ragnarok man
This is discord. Where you live doesn’t matter lol
No one cares
I care
You can't arrest me for it
you can't kill me for it
They can mute you 
I think that's just you bud
🤓
Just let me have my fun
Honestly its not that deep
not like i am sending gore or porn

I got my toes in the water
Ass in the sand
not a worry in the world
a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today
Just need u holding my hand
fire song
I have a good solution for that
i wonder what the mindset of a low level is
i was doing silent and sneaky this dumbass parks in front of the camera
HE PARKS

Lul
Maybe they are still learning?
Ikr, I had someone park directly in front of the front door

Ok
Ok
I wanna play some multiplayer Green Hell or Ark tbh
Hey @boreal depot, These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441

Me
If u want
hello people
Please use the lfg’s for help guys
true
sry

its help tho like im askin for help join me in it like

true
aint no one gonna hhelp here
best just using lfg
true
agreed
same
Nice
Really gonna miss this one ngl
Guys
I keep thinking that, then two newbies show up and it's like...So much for that...
Anyone has a ps5 im trying to set it up and it keeps saying couldnt download system software update
Anyone can help
Connect to Internet?
true lmao
maybe take to ps5 reddit
@viscid haven just got back from killswitch and maiden
Thanks alot i figured it out
damn and killswitch?
very nice hope you had a great time
used to listen to killswitch they are great
yeah they played the opener
nice! bet you was excited
was fucken amazing
hell yeah, overall they went over three hours
nice dude glad you enjoyed it
you gonna get that thirst to see more bands live now
ahaha
yeah this is the first but hella not the last
for sure! just you wait till your in a wall of death or moshpit lmao
blood gonna be pumping
my sister has a fucked back
not me, im good lmao just feel old
once you start going to more dw you gonna get tons of opertunitys to mosh ect!
my first wall of death was crazy and kinda scary
yeah ofc
Hi chat
this a wall of death btw
your first time you will be shitting it lmao
Hi bad
how are youuu?
F
have a good day at work then!!
lmao what kind of plans?




