💬┃gorilla-chat

[clear prism]

Cya

[odd palm]

Cya

[rigid garnet]

do you guys know how the country liberia was created

[odd palm]

Nah uh

[rigid garnet]

it is pretty interesting

do you want to hear it

[odd palm]

It's 12 am rn

[odd palm]

Yeah sure

Bro about to write newspaper but no problem

Write

[rigid garnet]

Have to write it personally

[odd palm]

Tell me about it later

Lol

The chat about to die

[pliant stump]

We

[odd palm]

I revived it

[nova frigate]

Chat lwkey died like 2023😪

[rigid garnet]

sent u the history how it got created

[odd palm]

Which channel

[rigid garnet]

private msg couldnt type it in the server bc i used offensive words

[thick yew]

So guys, idk if y’all checked out minecraft on Instagram recently

But they just made a post and all the comments on the post say nice try super diddy

[rigid garnet]

Minecraft have been on the downfall for the last few years bc of all the pedos

[clear prism]

Honestly it’s a shame

It’s a rlly good game

To get destroyed bc of some weirdos

And corporations

[shrewd tartan]

hey guys

[odd palm]

Iraq allowing to date 9 years old girls:

[clear prism]

Ew

[odd palm]

The worst rule ever

[clear prism]

Wassup

[odd palm]

Luckily not everyone agree not even single one

[clear prism]

Cause it’s wrong

[odd palm]

My charge is 10

I don't care anyway

[clear prism]

Your what

[odd palm]

I care when it be 10

[clear prism]

Dawg charge ur phone

[odd palm]

1"

[shrewd tartan]

eventually, if you keep it vanilla and just play it in your free time with friends it could be fun

[odd palm]

Nah i don't worry

[clear prism]

Yee

[odd palm]

I saved my father day fr

He forgot the wallet

I went outside asked him for 1000 iqd

He checked his pocket

He said thanks god you came and asked me

I gave him the wallet and took 1000 iqd

[shrewd tartan]

u just be playing smart games with your dad lol

[odd palm]

Nah I'm serious

He forgot his wallet

Before he goes

[odd palm]

My dad is 47

I respect him very much

[shrewd tartan]

good

[odd palm]

Never pranking him or something

[shrewd tartan]

good son that you are

[odd palm]

I might get cooked

[shrewd tartan]

why?

[modest wigeon]

You are going to wake up with wet feet tomorrow

[odd palm]

If i jumpscare him

[shrewd tartan]

he gives u the belt then

:p

[odd palm]

Nah arab dad

[shrewd tartan]

HAHAAH

[modest wigeon]

Huh

[odd palm]

You won't understand lol

[modest wigeon]

Is it haram or sum

[odd palm]

Especially iraq is the 7th most angry country

Gg if i prank my dad

[odd palm]

No

The ultimate rage 🔥

[modest wigeon]

Leave ur window unlocked pls

[odd palm]

Nah uh

[shrewd tartan]

caseoh rolling in ur window

[modest wigeon]

Cmon dawg I don’t wanna get hit with property damage too

And breaking and entering

Just leave it unlocked

[odd palm]

Or what 😈

I already have pistol ready lol fr

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[modest wigeon]

Buddy u 12

[odd palm]

13"

Gonna be 14 in November 19

[lavish musk]

[lavish flame]

whats your weight bro

[uncut igloo]

He's 405 lbs

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-25652576

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[barren basin]

Yo

I need some people to help me w my doomsday heist

I will give u a good percentage of the money

I just need helps (ps4)

[clear prism]

Lmao

[odd palm]

Imma download call of duty black ops 6 beta even tho it's 100 gb👍

The best thing is iraq story in it

[uncut igloo]

Who the fook are you 🤣🤣

Another brokie jealous of my income 🤣

[near patrol]

Ask for help in #🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4

[lavish musk]

[near patrol]

Hey

[lavish musk]

Hru

[near patrol]

Honestly feeling pretty good

Wbu

[lavish musk]

Ait

[lavish musk]

More than perfect

[near patrol]

Nice

[lavish musk]

[near patrol]

What you upto

[lavish musk]

Yep

[lavish musk]

Gta

Sourcing some Hangar crates

[near patrol]

Don't businesses get boring for you?

[lavish musk]

No, the opposite - Heists do

As that is where the majority of my money comes from

[near patrol]

Ah

I have no motivation to play gta

Even with friends lol

[lavish musk]

Understandable

[lavish musk]

I mean I just did a casino again after nearly a week

[fierce inlet]

yo anyone tryna run cayo b2b

[lavish flame]

Haha so real

[tepid wren]

Just got to work. Waiting on that free pizza

[lavish musk]

Nice

[cunning oriole]

its going to be soon..

[olive bone]

yo does anyone have any heists im tryna get my money up

[upper fractal]

Hey @olive bone, These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441

[near patrol]

Last time I did it was with xeno which was about 2-3 months ago lol

[near patrol]

It's already been 2 years

[lavish musk]

Lol

[odd palm]

The internet will be off after two hours

Because of the 12th grade final exams

From the government

[lavish musk]

Yeah I heard some countries in Africa & Middle East do that

Literally shutting off the entire internet to let students concentrate

[odd palm]

It's the hardest one fr

[cunning oriole]

not yet

[near patrol]

Close to it though

[gentle bridge]

my nitro expires today

i won't be cool anymore

[near patrol]

F

[lavish musk]

F

[odd palm]

4 am

[lilac bramble]

On series x hosting cayo

[upper fractal]

Hey @lilac bramble, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414

[edgy mango]

F

[gentle bridge]

i just stubbed my toe

[modest wigeon]

215 ish

[gentle bridge]

215 what? Grams? Pounds? Stone? Rugs?

[lavish musk]

Deserved

[gentle bridge]

wha

[lavish musk]

Jk

[gentle bridge]

what did i do?

[modest wigeon]

Rupees

[lavish musk]

Nothing

[gentle bridge]

nice nice

[gentle bridge]

yeah so NOW who's being mean?

[modest wigeon]

Pounds dawg

Cmon

[lavish musk]

Me won't even lie

[gentle bridge]

i have great tips for weight loss

[modest wigeon]

Guys I ate a shit ton of sushi today

[gentle bridge]

ok so let's say you weigh 300 pounds

[modest wigeon]

And I don’t even like sushi

[gentle bridge]

convert your pounds to kuwaiti dinars

then you'll be under 150 😎

[gentle bridge]

yeah

[modest wigeon]

215 is normal for my height dawg

[gentle bridge]

are you like 6'7 or something dawg

[modest wigeon]

6’5 dawg

[gentle bridge]

im 6'8 and 195

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-waving-hey-stick-man-gif-15116128

Are u actually 6’8

Or 68 inches

[gentle bridge]

6'8

[modest wigeon]

What shoe size

R you

[gentle bridge]

what system do you use?

[modest wigeon]

Normal

[gentle bridge]

[modest wigeon]

#1 world superpower system

[gentle bridge]

china ok

[modest wigeon]

Olympics winner system

[modest wigeon]

USA…

[gentle bridge]

oh why didn't you say so

[modest wigeon]

Because

[gentle bridge]

lemme convert

[modest wigeon]

Christianity? Islam?

Judaism

?

[gentle bridge]

19

[gentle bridge]

Zoroastrianism

[gentle bridge]

size 19

[modest wigeon]

Breda

we got Shaquille here

[gentle bridge]

fuckin w you

im 18

[lavish musk]

City in NL

[gentle bridge]

im gonna visit the netherlands within 5 years

[lavish musk]

Hf

Don't get pickpocketed

[gentle bridge]

I won't

[lavish musk]

Ait then

[gentle bridge]

I'll visit you in the other country so you can defend me with your life as best friends do

[clear prism]

[lavish musk]

Who says we're friends 🤨

[gentle bridge]

me

[lavish musk]

Then i'm afraid you're misinformed

[gentle bridge]

But we are

[lavish musk]

Sorry but we ain't

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

but why

[lavish musk]

Coz I said so

[gentle bridge]

but what did i do

[cunning oriole]

wsg

[clear prism]

Netflix free edition

[clear prism]

?

[lavish musk]

Exist

[gentle bridge]

but ive always been nice to you

[lavish musk]

Cap

[gentle bridge]

remember that time i gave you new wheels for your bike

[clear prism]

Chat should I customize one of my collectible hot wheels

[gentle bridge]

yeah

[clear prism]

Make it stanced n shit

[gentle bridge]

dewit

[clear prism]

How would I get it back in its box tho

[gentle bridge]

slide it in

[gentle bridge]

wingardium leviosa that shit

[clear prism]

It’s Gona be broken tho

[lavish musk]

Making up stuff to not look like a total jerk

[clear prism]

The box won’t stay closed

[gentle bridge]

hey

[lavish musk]

Sorry

[gentle bridge]

i did get you new wheels

[lavish musk]

I see right through all of it

[lavish musk]

Cap cap cap

[gentle bridge]

omw to repossess your bike

[clear prism]

Poopy stinky

[gentle bridge]

I'll make it hot pink

[lavish musk]

Gladly

[lavish musk]

Cool, keep it

[gentle bridge]

and ill put penis wheels on

and return it

[clear prism]

That one modder in a public sesh

Cruising w that shit

Id laugh tbh

[gentle bridge]

real

i actually made the most mindblowing discovery yesterday which has revolutionised my life

[clear prism]

Me and that one bro In rdr2

[lavish musk]

Sleeping?

[gentle bridge]

no

im not gonna tell YOU

[clear prism]

I invented sleeping

I know I’m amazing

[gentle bridge]

you're amazing

[clear prism]

My glasses’s frames are so thin

That if I try to adjust the glasses

W out being careful

Ima see a fucking finger print on my glass crystal

And it will irritate me

Cause it annoys my vision

[neat cliff]

I’ve got glasses. If my finger even hovers over the lense there’s a whole finger print on there. That will not come off

[clear prism]

Dang bro

That sucks

[gentle bridge]

glad ion need em yet

[clear prism]

When I didn’t have glasses I couldn’t see shit from far

Yet my accuracy was on point

Man I love this character

#💎┃memes／media message

[modest wigeon]

What is nl

[lavish musk]

Short for "Netherlands"

[modest wigeon]

Oh

[lavish musk]

[modest wigeon]

Do u like sooshee

Duub

[gentle bridge]

No love

[lavish musk]

No

[lavish musk]

You would know huh

[modest wigeon]

I don’t really like it either

[lavish musk]

Aye

[gentle bridge]

jokes on you i have a huge family

[modest wigeon]

But I ate like 30 pieces today

[gentle bridge]

sushi is fire

[lavish musk]

Incest doesn't count

[gentle bridge]

exactly

[lavish musk]

[clever light]

What’s your guys fastest Cayo, and how’d you do it?(No Heist, just setups)

[modest wigeon]

I’ve done it in 10 mins

[gentle bridge]

that's why your family tree is straighter than a pole

[clever light]

How

[lavish musk]

45m roundabout

[clever light]

How

[modest wigeon]

What’s your shortest

[clever light]

50 m

[lavish musk]

I don't particularly speedrun

[modest wigeon]

How it take so long for u dawg

[lavish musk]

I just prep whenever & however

[clever light]

Im not the best at doing the setups

[modest wigeon]

It’s easy to do in 10 mins

Not all the setups but just the final heist

Man I’m fucking dyslexic

wtf

Setups is usually only around 30 mins

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[modest wigeon]

Actually concerning tbh shit happens on the daily here for me

[lavish musk]

Buy glasses mate

@modest wigeon I could't get this time & elite simultaneously ever again even if I tried

[modest wigeon]

Bro did u see nikocado isn’t tubby anymore

[modest wigeon]

5 mins is crazy

I couldn’t ever get that time with my way of completing it

[lavish musk]

Fun fact: I actually recorded the whole ordeal, It's my 2nd most watched vid

[modest wigeon]

I take the boat to the air strip, then I loot there and then go to his compound and then swim off the island and never get sub 10 mins

[lavish musk]

Ah yeah

[modest wigeon]

Oh cool

[lavish musk]

Yep

I mean, duoing it opens new possibilities

Access to gold

Quicker looting

[modest wigeon]

I’ve never done the heist with other people before

[lavish musk]

You should

[modest wigeon]

Cuz people prolly gonna mess up more or not get the elite challenge

[lavish musk]

1. More convenient & faster
2. Reduces the cooldown

[modest wigeon]

But u gotta find good people to do it

[clever light]

Is bonds better than ruby necklace

[clear prism]

GAMING

Hello chat.

[modest wigeon]

Cuz if I do it with a randoms then that shit will take 18 attempts, and 25 mins heist

[clever light]

I do it with my brother

[lavish musk]

Yes

[clever light]

So ez

[lavish musk]

Hey, I play on PS5 too, just lmk

[clear prism]

Ps5 is for nerds…….. (owns a ps5 controller)

[clever light]

I want a ps5 my brothers ps4 is gonna die in 5 years min

It’s like 8 years old

[clear prism]

Og or slim?

[clever light]

It still works good

[clear prism]

[clever light]

Idk

[clear prism]

….

Does it have a glowing light on the middle as a line

[clever light]

My brother just gave it to me after he got a ps5

[clear prism]

Or a button

[clever light]

Yes

[clear prism]

Og ps4

[lavish musk]

I'm so cool that I play on PC, Xbox Series X & PS5

[clever light]

Oh

[clear prism]

Hardest ps4 to tear apart for cleaning

[thick yew]

Nice try super diddy

[lavish musk]

Nah tbf I actually do lol

[thick yew]

Which ps4

[clear prism]

Og

Model

[thick yew]

Which version

[modest wigeon]

Yeah fs but aren’t u like in Norway or sum?

[clear prism]

Og.

[clever light]

Is the slim one better then??

[clear prism]

Wtf do u mean which version

[clear prism]

It’s easier if that’s what ur asking

And yeah more storage

[thick yew]

Yeah and I’m asking which model, because the first generation has like 3+ different versions

[clever light]

I play with Russians it’s not too bad

[clear prism]

Like irl space

[clever light]

Im from America

[thick yew]

That’s with the later models of the ps4 slim

[clear prism]

Og = first

Regardless the one w a glowing line in the middle

[thick yew]

You bomboclat there’s multiple models of the OG PS4

[clear prism]

That’s og design

[modest wigeon]

I mean the time zones. When I wanna play a heist it could be like 3 am for him

[clear prism]

AY

Shut your mouth man

Smh

[modest wigeon]

Should I touch him

[clever light]

Oh ye

[thick yew]

So which model of the OG ps4 is it nerd

[lavish musk]

No, Belgium but same time zone either way

[clever light]

I hate time zones man

[clear prism]

Prank em John

[thick yew]

Cmon now

It should be CUH- and then a number

Or CEH

[lavish musk]

Also @modest wigeon do I look like I care what time it is, like ever

[thick yew]

Or something that starts with a C

[modest wigeon]

Bro why u online at 4 am

[clear prism]

Bro the design that’s a LINE of LED that u swipe it on instead of a button

[clever light]

We should just all have the same time

[lavish musk]

Lol

[clear prism]

You absolute bafoon

[lavish musk]

Sleep is for the weak

[thick yew]

Go to the back of the ps4 and look at the model

[modest wigeon]

Mans Batman fr he doesn’t sleep ever

Nocturnal

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[clever light]

Im pulling an all nighter tn

[clear prism]

Ima dm you a picture of which model since ur dense as fuck

Holy

[thick yew]

There’s different models of the original PS4, there’s different revisions, so not every OG ps4 is the same internally

[thick yew]

How am I dense?? There’s LITERALLY different MODELS of the OG PS4??

[clever light]

bruh

[thick yew]

I’m simply asking you which model

It tells you on the sticker

[clear prism]

That doesn’t matter you animal

There’s only 1 og design

Regardless of version

[thick yew]

But the internals can be set up differently

[clear prism]

Og, Slim and Pro

[clear prism]

Dawg.

Same

[thick yew]

OH my god

[clear prism]

Fucking

[thick yew]

I’m not talking about those

[clear prism]

Component design

[clever light]

Mine has three stacks?

[clear prism]

same SCREWS

[clear prism]

that’s pro

[clever light]

Oh

[clear prism]

It doesn’t matter if it has newer cpu n shit it’s the same fucking design

The components isn’t what makes it hard

It’s the design itself

[thick yew]

Listen I had to work on two different PS4 slims, one model I forgot the number I think CUH-2215B and the other one was a CUH-2015A, and that 2015A I worked on was mad hard because of ALL of the damn screws it came with

The 2015A of the ps4 slim just for whatever reason had like 40+ screws but the 2215B slim I had didn’t have that many screws

[clever light]

Cuh what u talking about

[thick yew]

They’re different revisions, different internals

[clear prism]

Auuuggghhhhhhhh

[thick yew]

Different models of the PS4 slim

Because there’s different models of the PS4 slim

[clever light]

This guy is hacker

[clear prism]

Again I’m not taking abt the hardware inside of it

[thick yew]

Just like there’s different models of the original PS4

[clear prism]

I’m talking g abt the fucking design

Model

[clever light]

It’s the model bro

[clear prism]

Oh my LORD

[thick yew]

Who gives a monkeys, I’m talking about the specific model numbers

[clear prism]

Have mercy

[thick yew]

Not the design

[modest wigeon]

Who’s getting added to my touch list

[thick yew]

Literally no one is talking about the design

You still haven’t taken the picture yet and I wanna see the sticker on the back

[clear prism]

I was talking abt the design and u butted in the convo like a clown

Asking which model

[clever light]

tired crashout

[clear prism]

Of OG

Dawg I’m abt to knock out this dude

Holy

[thick yew]

That’s too bad I’m talking about which model of the original ps4 is hard to take apart

Cus mine is old as hell yet I took it apart easily years ago

[clear prism]

dramatic virtual slap

Oh right

The design

[thick yew]

I’m trying to help you and you’re being stupid smh

[clear prism]

Hold on lemme send u a pic of it

[clear prism]

Bro I know what ur talking abt

And that ain’t it

[thick yew]

No mf not the design I’m talking about the STICKER

[thick yew]

no you don’t

[odd palm]

It's 6 am

[clear prism]

WYM

[odd palm]

I'm very cooked

[clear prism]

who cares about a SHITTY sticker

[thick yew]

You’ve been waffling for the past 5 minutes about design this design that

[clear prism]

Bro I’m Gona STRANGLE U

GRAHH

[thick yew]

Because there’s different revisions of the original PS4 and they’re most likely laid out differently

Maybe one is harder to work on than the other

[odd palm]

I been awake since yesterday 3 pm

It's 6 am now

[clear prism]

Dawg

[clear prism]

Wait seriously?

[thick yew]

That’s LITERALLY what I’ve been saying

For the past fucking 5 minutes

[clear prism]

What…..

No way….

[thick yew]

I said that shit MULTIPLE times

[clear prism]

Nah ur fucking w me

[thick yew]

Seriously mad fucking slow

[clear prism]

No way they would use different lay outs on the same fucking model

Just cpu upgrades

Unless

They needed to make changes

For it to be better

Ohhhh….

Shit ur right

My fault og

[thick yew]

I just explained to you, I worked on two different models of the PS4 slim, this year, they were BOTH internally completely different

Seriously if you learned to READ instead of bitching

[clear prism]

Dang

[thick yew]

I was literally trying to help you and you was being a dickhead

[clear prism]

Blah blah blah…

[clear prism]

My fault

[thick yew]

Fucking stoopid clat skunt

[clear prism]

OÍ

[gentle bridge]

oh dear lord what did I miss

[clear prism]

language

[thick yew]

You know what I’m gonna show you what I mean

I have two PS4s

[clear prism]

Behave motherfucker

[thick yew]

Gimme a few and imma show you what I’m talking about

[clear prism]

Wait a minute

The way u were insulting me

Ur Caribbean?

[thick yew]

Yes yuh dottish mudda skunt

[clear prism]

Fuck off

[thick yew]

😂😂😂

[clear prism]

Lemme guess

Country starts with A

[thick yew]

Yuh stchupid

[clear prism]

Or C

Or maybe B.

[thick yew]

Neither

[clear prism]

uhhhh

[thick yew]

None of the above

[clear prism]

Ur using caribean but also Dutch

Ur either lying or something idk

[thick yew]

I’m gonna finish taking my shit, then I’m gonna show you the two PS4 originals I got

[clear prism]

Hmmm

[thick yew]

Yet you don’t know what a mudda skunt is

[clear prism]

Tear em apart

[clear prism]

I actually have an idea

[thick yew]

No I’m showing you the stickers on the back

[clear prism]

Something abt some one’s mother if I’m correct

My brother thought me that insult

But I forgot abt it

So

[inner mirage]

aEW’s business model of blocking their pay review from viewers once it starts is dumb is dumb. I’d be willing to pay extra to watch it but it just baffled me you would think the more eyes on the product the so instead, I’m listening to it in the watch party

[clear prism]

My brain basically stores or deletes information it finds “useless”

So that’s fun

But Ik it’s an insult

FUCKK I accidentally touched my glasses lenses

💢

[gentle bridge]

add me

[clear prism]

Chat I’m back

[gentle bridge]

hey back

[oak arrow]

Bro

I need help

This isnt working

[clear prism]

True

[thick yew]

Ok I found my two PS4s

[clear prism]

Wow wonder where bro hid them

[oak arrow]

I cant receive invite from my mate who is in a CEO

How do I fix this

I also cant invite anyone to my CEO

bc it says theres nobody in the server when it's just me and my mate inv only

How do I fix this

Please help

[modest wigeon]

Pray to god

[oak arrow]

Smh

[gentle bridge]

fart really loudly and exclaim "Oh my god!!!! Is that Barbra Streisand"?

[copper sinew]

[modest wigeon]

Even better solution

Why didn’t I think of that

@oak arrow try this

[copper sinew]

[thick yew]

Me bloodclat

[copper sinew]

Imagine finding gorilla chat GTA helpful.

[oak arrow]

Anyway

[clear prism]

Careful there’s a computer science geek that has a temper here

He’s scary

[copper sinew]

Who?

[clear prism]

Butter…

[gentle bridge]

@lavish musk add me pls

[copper sinew]

Lol

[true hatch]

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-26344462

[lavish musk]

I unblocked already you crybaby

[gentle bridge]

he performed a mean thing

[gentle bridge]

im not crying

there's just

[true hatch]

[lavish musk]

OK

[gentle bridge]

water droplets

[lavish musk]

Of boiling water?

[gentle bridge]

being expelled from my ocular organs

[gentle bridge]

he shot and killed me

im dead

[copper sinew]

Whoa

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-steve-harvey-steve-on-watch-not-my-problem-dont-want-no-part-of-it-gif-16746960

[gentle bridge]

like rn

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-my-honest-reaction-honest-reaction-jidion-nutting-jidion-nut-gif-8153112442710370033

[lavish musk]

@gentle bridge ain't adding ya back btw so tough luck

[lavish flame]

Cold

[lavish musk]

@gentle bridge Tf is this

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-25652576

[lavish musk]

Anyways I'm gonna take a nap, cya

[clear prism]

Ew bro wtf

[copper sinew]

[gentle bridge]

call me gordon ramsay

[clear prism]

What the fuck is that…

Oh it’s a

Uh

Heat protecting glove thing

Why do I forget the names of stuff smh

[lavish musk]

Yo

[copper sinew]

Weren't you napping?

Now he naps

[lavish flame]

Nice feet

[gentle bridge]

thank you

[gentle bridge]

no it's buttered bread with tomato sauce

[lavish flame]

Nah it’s feet

Toes

[gentle bridge]

why would i eat oven mitts

why are you fixated on my toes

[lavish flame]

Because it’s good for you

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-my-honest-reaction-honest-reaction-jidion-nutting-jidion-nut-gif-8153112442710370033

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-cringe-gif-26303769

Tho god that's gone

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-silly-cat-tellmeits0ver-gif-5536033445663027120

[gentle bridge]

trevor% speedrun on ps5 current patch, first time lesgo

[lavish flame]

Nice

[gentle bridge]

will i get wr chat

wait first i wanna practice complications jump

[deft vector]

Better off having a wish sandwich 😭

[clear prism]

I wasn’t talking abt the food but

Eh that’s cool dude

[gentle bridge]

hey it was nice

[clear prism]

Lmk how it was

[gentle bridge]

I ate it 15 minutes ago

[clear prism]

How was it

[gentle bridge]

S tier

[clear prism]

Nice

[copper sinew]

Tomato sauce is NOT ketchup.

You gross bro

[gentle bridge]

its not ketchup

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/1-blocked-message-william-butcher-william-butcher-blocked-the-boys-blocked-the-boys-gif-17018211793178046395

[copper sinew]

Looks an aweful lot like a ketchup bottle

[gentle bridge]

no that just

sits there

[copper sinew]

[gentle bridge]

for decor

[copper sinew]

Mhmm

[copper sinew]

I believe you

[gentle bridge]

good

you better

[copper sinew]

As long as we agree. Ketchup is evil, tomato sauce is nice.

[lavish flame]

My foot is itchy

[gentle bridge]

i plead the fifth

[copper sinew]

[gentle bridge]

man is not sly 😭

[lavish flame]

My left toe is itchy

https://tenor.com/view/strangle-elijah-rivera-giovanni-rivera-gio-and-eli-choking-gif-17673894

[copper sinew]

Ain't a gif or emoji in the world to communicate the level of cringe dude.

[gentle bridge]

i was putting my snickers pods away that time can you say it again pls

[lavish flame]

My left toe is so itchy

[lavish flame]

My right toe is itchy tho?

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-message-gif-21998755

*2

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-gif-22588065

[copper sinew]

*3

[lavish flame]

Hope you have a good day

[copper sinew]

Stupid

https://tenor.com/view/stoobid-steven-he-dumb-you-so-stoobid-gif-21984392

No way this Pee pee guy was the best chat had to offer today.

[gentle bridge]

fuck this games rubber banding

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sweeney-gif-9696680044633643826

😩

[copper sinew]

wouldn't mind playing with her rubber bands

[granite mural]

At least close the game. Ur electric bills going 💨💨💨

[lavish musk]

Nobody asked you

[granite mural]

Did I wake you up?.. Sorry

[lavish musk]

No thankfully not

Trying to sleep didn't go according to plan so

[lavish musk]

I'm just gonna stay awake

[copper sinew]

No worries, his energy runs on methane

[granite mural]

Not sure about that :/

[copper sinew]

and he produces it himself

[granite mural]

Productive, I like that!!!

[copper sinew]

self sustainability

[modest wigeon]

Fr bro 😩

[small needle]

Hi chat

[lavish musk]

yo

[small needle]

Hi dub

[lavish musk]

Hru

[small needle]

Just leaving work for the night

Wbu

[lavish musk]

Ait ait

[lavish musk]

Preparing for a dodgeball training

[small needle]

Ohhh that’s fun

[lavish musk]

[sharp field]

yea yea

[lavish flame]

Useless information I downed a bottle of water

[small needle]

It’s you

[lavish flame]

Finna unmuted

[granite mural]

What you do

[lavish flame]

Nothing nothing

[granite mural]

Literally

[copper sinew]

accurate

[fathom tendon]

Turtle lord

Chat ded whenever I am here ;-;

[gentle bridge]

what pee pee guy

[copper sinew]

some dude with an std I think

you should get that checked @lavish flame

[gentle bridge]

oh that pee pee guy

[modest wigeon]

Who

[lavish musk]

The guy Nox mentioned in his last message

[copper sinew]

lol

[lavish musk]

He was constantly talking about his penis lmao

[copper sinew]

[gentle bridge]

Is a 1:27:59.48 PS5 Trevor% time for a first time with hardly any strat study/practice any good?

[lavish musk]

Beyond terrible

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-16078907558888063471

[gentle bridge]

ahem

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

i am hot

[lavish musk]

Sorry couldn't resist

[gentle bridge]

i haven't played SM in ages

[lavish musk]

ok then

[gentle bridge]

i haven't studied or practiced at all

[lavish musk]

On that note Redagast

[gentle bridge]

and my rng was stinky

[lavish musk]

It says I have a pending friend request

Who tf is that

[gentle bridge]

your schiz

[lavish musk]

You're calling yourself that? damn

It's some annoying guy, I believe he's from Brazil

[gentle bridge]

man can't read

says you

you're from belarus

[lavish musk]

[lavish musk]

Yeah man the more dictator style, the better

So I might move to Australia

[gentle bridge]

Lukashenko is my president!

[lavish musk]

He loves you tho

So you get bonus points

[true hatch]

You should, you'd love it here

[lavish musk]

I prefer to not get bitten by a crocodile, thanks

[lavish musk]

That's cold af for you guys

Meanwhile me

[true hatch]

It's also 4pm in spring

[true hatch]

I wish that was here

[lavish musk]

Lol

[lavish musk]

I see..... well move to Siberia then

[gentle bridge]

someone add me on ps im bored

[true hatch]

Duub should I reckon

If he hasn't

[gentle bridge]

he hasn't

and he refuses to

[lavish musk]

Ofc

[gentle bridge]

he hates me for no reason

[lavish musk]

you'll just stalk the hell out of me

[gentle bridge]

I've been nothing but nice to him

[lavish musk]

Every time I pop online = Instant party & game invite, I can sense it already

[gentle bridge]

all i know about you is that you live in belgium 😭

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

dude i vc with people, like, once every 2 months

[lavish musk]

Oh

[gentle bridge]

yes i have friends

yes i play with them

[lavish musk]

Well still, I kinda have that, well, """trauma"""" because what I just said happens on Xbox to me lol

[gentle bridge]

no i don't spam invites

[gentle bridge]

i ain't like that

[lavish musk]

This guy who's online 24/7 on his Xbox and every time I dare to boot it up, I get an instant party invite

[gentle bridge]

not since a guy i knew spammed me with 120 invites and refused to stop then got mad when i muted notifs

[lavish musk]

Lmao typical

[gentle bridge]

appear offline

trust me

[lavish musk]

Lol good idea

[gentle bridge]

its saved me thousands of invites

[lavish musk]

That way he won't see me come online

[gentle bridge]

fr though add me at some point

[lavish musk]

Funny thing is @gentle bridge he's worse than I am

In GTA

[true hatch]

There's a reason I always appear offline

[gentle bridge]

lmao

[lavish musk]

As in, Has 2.5B, is rank 1400

And constantly takes 85% on heists

Asks for 30% on mine

[gentle bridge]

💀

dude i have 225 mil and im happy

[lavish musk]

this guy is GREEDY

Like fr

He can't accept 15% despite having 1/4 of 10B

[gentle bridge]

id take 15% on fleeca idc as long as i can cover business bills

[lavish musk]

Ofc

[gentle bridge]

greedy cunt

[lavish musk]

Ikr lmao

Last time I prepped a cayo all by myself

This guy has the guts to ask for 50/50

I'm like

[true hatch]

Justified response

I had a random try ask for 20% on a casino today

[lavish musk]

Yeah coz

1. He didn't help with setups
2. He has over 2.5B

[gentle bridge]

addeth mineself

[gentle bridge]

mfer

give him 50%

[true hatch]

[lavish musk]

why you stalk me

[gentle bridge]

but kick him out at the last second

[gentle bridge]

js adding you

😭

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

why you call me a stalker

[lavish musk]

Good idea, should totally try that

[lavish musk]

Coz u are

[gentle bridge]

im not

[lavish musk]

I mean ngl, normally I donate 85% to someone else unless I'm playing with 1 specific friend who refuses anything over 15%

[true hatch]

Fair enough

[lavish musk]

Yeah coz that friend also has 1.1B legit & he was like "I got my 1B, I'm good forver"

[true hatch]

I mean... more money for you

[lavish musk]

Exactly

But I meant more as in

I'm not greedy

Only if the other guy insists I should take more for myself I do

[gentle bridge]

extra side money

[lavish musk]

Otherwise, the biggest part of the cut is going to my friends

[lavish musk]

I mean, 300K on average for 15% stacks up

[gentle bridge]

yeah

[true hatch]

Yeah, 300k for like 10min, it's pretty good

[lavish musk]

Last Casino I did was yesterday, ain't complaining for sure

[true hatch]

Wouldn't be complaining at all about that

[gentle bridge]

i have one ready i think

[lavish musk]

Ofc

[lavish musk]

Gl finding someone willing to help lol

[gentle bridge]

not bad for art

[true hatch]

Now if only duub adds you

[lavish musk]

Yep

[gentle bridge]

I have a whole crew

[lavish musk]

Perfect

I do too on PC that is

But we're all good people

[gentle bridge]

add me on ps and we can be a crew

[lavish musk]

Tbf my Xbox sees more use than my PS5

[gentle bridge]

together we can stop this!

[lavish musk]

no

[gentle bridge]

yes

i bought two more fiat 500's

[lavish musk]

Hol' on lemme sell my PS5 first & then accept your request

[gentle bridge]

you stink

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

imagine if your graphics card gave out

[lavish musk]

Then I'll play on xbox and avoid playstation just so I won't have to play with you

[gentle bridge]

imagine if your xbox caught fire

[lavish musk]

Then I'll buy a new one

Anything to avoid you

[gentle bridge]

imagine if you got scammed

[lavish musk]

Then I'll buy a new PC, nw

[gentle bridge]

with what money? you got scammed

[lavish musk]

I got my cash stash on standby nw

[gentle bridge]

what if you get mugged or burgled

[lavish musk]

Then I'll read books until I saved up for another one

[modest wigeon]

Dawg when do u sleep actually tho like

[lavish musk]

Whenever @gentle bridge stops stalking me

[gentle bridge]

what if your house caught fire

[modest wigeon]

@gentle bridge u killing this man fr

[gentle bridge]

i am doing no such thing

[lavish musk]

Then my ps5 will be fried so I have every excuse to not play with you

[gentle bridge]

oof

[gentle bridge]

what if i heroically saved your ps5

[lavish musk]

I'll sell it nw

[gentle bridge]

what if nobody bought it

[lavish musk]

Then I'll give it to my friend who'd like it

[modest wigeon]

Guys just for future reference, if there’s ever a fire, liquid oxygen tanks are the best way to put them out

[lavish musk]

Ez

[gentle bridge]

what if he refuses it

[lavish musk]

He won't nw

[gentle bridge]

what if he flees to uzbekistan

[lavish musk]

Then I'll go HowToBasic on my ps5

[gentle bridge]

what if you dont have the tools

[lavish musk]

I got my fat ass to sit on it, no problem there

[gentle bridge]

what if you've lost weight by then

[lavish musk]

Then I'll ship it to a random giveaway winner

[gentle bridge]

what if you couldnt due to an air and naval blockade as a result of regional conflict

[lavish musk]

Then I'll dump it in the ocean

Rid of it once and for all

[gentle bridge]

what if military forces do not let you leave your home

[lavish musk]

Then I'll tell them to shoot me on sight

[gentle bridge]

what if they refuse

[lavish musk]

I'll pull a weapon myself so they'll have to

[gentle bridge]

what if they disarm you

[lavish musk]

Nw I'll just attack until they shoot me, or haul me to jail

[gentle bridge]

what if they take your ps5 with you

[lavish musk]

Wtf

[gentle bridge]

@boreal arrow im sorry bro but like

[lavish musk]

@boreal arrow

[gentle bridge]

help us

[lavish musk]

Lol

[gentle bridge]

this terrifies us

[lavish musk]

Yeah we're gay, we can't handle women

[gentle bridge]

exac-wait a second

youre gay?

[lavish musk]

Didn't you have a crush on me?

[gentle bridge]

when did I SAY THAT

[lavish musk]

When I said you did

[gentle bridge]

well i didn't

[lavish musk]

Lol

[gentle bridge]

i don't even know what you look like

i don't even know your name

[lavish musk]

Lmao

My psn reveals my real name though so

[gentle bridge]

only if a close friend request is sent

and accepted

[lavish musk]

Ik

But you probably did

[gentle bridge]

refer to this image

[lavish musk]

Hm

So you ain't as much of a stalker then

[gentle bridge]

see?

[lavish musk]

I mean you're mad annoying, don't get me wrong

But I get you

You're not a stalker

[gentle bridge]

how so?

[lavish musk]

Coz you stalk

[gentle bridge]

what

[lavish musk]

Sorry couldn't resist

[gentle bridge]

wow

[lavish musk]

Guess what I just did on the PSN app

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-gif-11560157481498633069

[gentle bridge]

||chicken butt||?

[lavish musk]

Damn, their viagra got stuck in their throat?

[lavish musk]

No

[modest wigeon]

What

[lavish musk]

Their necks are so long

[gentle bridge]

tell me

[lavish musk]

I added you.

[modest wigeon]

Nah ik but how that the first thing u think

[lavish musk]

Coz my friend told me a joke about it

[gentle bridge]

no you didn't because i didn't get a notification

[lavish musk]

Exactly

Pranked yo ass

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-27703442

[gentle bridge]

wasn't a prank if i didn't fall for anything

[modest wigeon]

He made u look

[lavish musk]

But you still thought I was gonna accept it though

[gentle bridge]

nope

[gentle bridge]

i don't need to

i get request accepted notifications on screen

[lavish musk]

Yeah just to give you the feeling I care about you now I'mma remove you again

@gentle bridge FYI I'm not gonna

[gentle bridge]

I know you don't care

[lavish musk]

Good

[gentle bridge]

I know you haven't cared since billy and I made those fat jokes all those months ago

[lavish musk]

🤨

[modest wigeon]

Sydney Sweeney

[gentle bridge]

so like

[copper sinew]

[lavish musk]

The president of Uganda agrees

[gentle bridge]

Idc what Museveni thinks

[lavish musk]

Reporter: "Do you personally dislike homosexuals?
Museveni: "Of course, they're disgusting."

[gentle bridge]

nice

[copper sinew]

Say that to a guy who's had a girl go "Smell my hair"

"It's pee!"

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[gentle bridge]

what

[copper sinew]

some fetishes man... they're just grosser more disgusting

[gentle bridge]

tbf pee is mild in the grand scheme of things

[copper sinew]

true

Didn't want to go there

[gentle bridge]

neither

i deal with enough grossness on this platform

[copper sinew]

When did it get so fkn cold out...

[gentle bridge]

opened the freezer, sorry

[copper sinew]

🥶