💬┃gorilla-chat

[mortal hedge]

im going to pretend i know what this means (ive never had a pc)

[vapid forge]

bro how many money yall got bruh

invest in a damn business

[lavish musk]

@past marsh My friend has a 4090 + i9-14900KS & he only plays flight sim on it

[feral comet]

Ain’t flexing but my parents kinda rich

[clear prism]

(I have a 7th gen core i5 HP laptop )

[past marsh]

• 16gb ddr4
• Ryzen 7 5700g
• 1tb SSD
• B550A
• GTX 1070ti

144hz 14400

[feral comet]

[past marsh]

W

[lavish musk]

And GTA

But still

[mortal hedge]

also w

[feral comet]

Rahhh that’s similar

[past marsh]

I’m trying to get a thinkpad t480 i5-8350 just so I can rice it

[feral comet]

Lemme guess 2-2.5k?

[clear prism]

Might turn this laptop into a hacking tool

[vapid forge]

i didnt mean to send the fnaf pic💀

[mortal hedge]

i had this one friend that spent $5k on a set up for an airplane game bc he’s legit practicing to be a pilot

[clear prism]

And make it look emo and edgy omfg….

[lavish musk]

If that makes him happy

[clear prism]

!?!

[feral comet]

I would like to flex my cars but it will be show off at that point

[lavish musk]

Lol

[vapid forge]

problem?

[past marsh]

Better not be a kali linux user

[clear prism]

It’s a hp

But idk what ima put on it

[feral comet]

Lmao

[past marsh]

BlackArch Linux

[clear prism]

Linux is literally for dem boys

Femboys*

[mortal hedge]

bc that shit was like alien to me

[lavish musk]

@mortal hedge Can you convince that one friend of mine to go outside?

[mortal hedge]

which one

[lavish musk]

One who also plays on Xbox Series X

[feral comet]

Kill him and do insurance fraud

[mortal hedge]

hael no

[lavish musk]

Man has so many hours in GTA that he probably can't tell GTA Graphics & irl stuff apart

[clear prism]

Just ask for free tickets

[mortal hedge]

GTA on xbox series x doesn’t look as close to irl anymore

[clear prism]

When he a pilot

[vapid forge]

?

[lavish musk]

Well I meant as in, I think he spent more time in this game than outside the last few years

[feral comet]

I have 1800 hrs, bought the game 2 years ago(I am a student💀)

[mortal hedge]

i know he’s certified to fly biplanes but no commercial yet

[past marsh]

Nah uh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259845076444516403/1272983934946250893/IMG_20240212_175914_849.png?ex=66d94e6c&is=66d7fcec&hm=ba0ce10b2a9547436712545f4e51b59357d3adef5098c4bbba88566db643f6f8&

[lavish musk]

I mean, if you enjoy it

[mortal hedge]

oh great heavens

[clear prism]

Who let bro cook

[feral comet]

Understandable

[feral comet]

Heavens no

[clear prism]

No wonder ppl think ur a femboy 😭

[vapid forge]

the fuck?

[vapid forge]

what am i looking at

[feral comet]

Atleast better than my friend who bought a rig for 4K and watches cat videos

[clear prism]

Problem?

[past marsh]

The average Linux user

[mortal hedge]

i dont even think i had 1800 hours combined in GTA V and ive had the game for almost 8 years

[feral comet]

Nah average mac user

[clear prism]

Trueee

[past marsh]

Ew

Not as bad as windows

But ew

[clear prism]

Fuck u say?

[feral comet]

Mac is stupid

[past marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mutahar-smiling-someordinarygamers-sog-virtual-machine-gif-20313418

[lavish musk]

Still though, if you can convince that friend of mine to go outside, you're a legend

[feral comet]

Give me one good reason to be in this server with a Max

[mortal hedge]

mac is incredible at professional work and that’s about it

[feral comet]

Mac*

Oh wait

You guys don’t have GTA in Mac 💀

[clear prism]

Yeah if I’m buying one it’s to edit pictures and stuff

And that’s abt it

[past marsh]

There’s way you can make games compatible on Mac

[mortal hedge]

i have it for college currently

[clear prism]

Understandable

[past marsh]

?afk School

[upper fractal]

@past marsh I set your AFK: School

[feral comet]

You gotta tweak it Windows is in built

[feral comet]

Goodbye

[upper fractal]

Lim is AFK: School - a few seconds ago

[vapid forge]

fym school

[upper fractal]

Lim is AFK: School - a few seconds ago

[mortal hedge]

is he ginger

[lavish musk]

No

But

[clear prism]

Oh nah

[lavish musk]

I'll let you guess how many hours he has so you can see where the concern is coming from

[feral comet]

I’ll offer him ladies from genshin impact

[feral comet]

How much you’ve earned from Bunker?

[feral comet]

🤷

[lavish musk]

33M or some, barely use it

[feral comet]

Mhm

[lavish musk]

@mortal hedge

[feral comet]

I bought the bunker a week ago

[vapid forge]

now you lyin

[lavish musk]

No lmao

[feral comet]

Already have 10 mil in it

[vapid forge]

WHAT

[clear prism]

@mortal hedge does it jiggle?

[vapid forge]

when did yall start playin

[lavish musk]

I've owned it for over half a decade

I just dislike it

[feral comet]

😤

[feral comet]

2 years 27th December 2021

[forest gust]

well hello

[lavish musk]

Hey

[vapid forge]

oh hell nah hold on

now im woke

[clear prism]

I think 2019 December to jan 2020 idk

[clear prism]

Yeah.

[vapid forge]

what level

[feral comet]

Ive been grinding 2 weeks now

[forest gust]

rip 2x on bunker tomorrow, better get atleast one sale .-.

[mortal hedge]

4000?

[feral comet]

I have every property in the game

[heady fractal]

somebody down for casino?

[clear prism]

Uhhhhh since I barely played all the time and grinded lvls I’d say 250+? Idk

[lavish musk]

Well

[feral comet]

Including the Kosatka, MOC, Avenger and Terrorbyte

[feral comet]

Hmm 🤔

[mortal hedge]

how

[lavish musk]

No idea but, well

[clear prism]

Does it jiggle

[mortal hedge]

im hoping he afk’s the hell out of it

[lavish musk]

That's about 35,700h

[lavish musk]

Must be lmao

[feral comet]

Mines just 75 days dayum

[vapid forge]

what level is he

[lavish musk]

3678

[mortal hedge]

just shy of 35717 hours

[clear prism]

Anyone want to plai gta onlin

[vapid forge]

i dont even have a picture for this

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[feral comet]

Suggest some cool shit to buy

[mortal hedge]

he’s somehow going to be the first legit level 8000 player

[mortal hedge]

how much GTA$ does he have

[clear prism]

1 dollar

[feral comet]

I am only at 459

[lavish musk]

10.5B

[feral comet]

Dayum how many years?

[feral comet]

B-B-B- billions????????

[clear prism]

Bro is Tony stank

[lavish musk]

Yeah

[mortal hedge]

he played the game 4 years total

[vapid forge]

yk i had a picture of a fat guy falling out of a car but now i dont. just pretend i sent it in chat

[clear prism]

Less or same than me and yet his lvl is higher

Damn I suck ass….

[feral comet]

Tell me you don’t use some mod menu

[clear prism]

(My lvl is legit)

[mortal hedge]

you have 35.7k hours?

[clear prism]

Couldn’t see the picture

[lavish musk]

Wrong

[clear prism]

Uhhh idk

How the fuck do I check

[clear prism]

W out checking social club

[lavish musk]

Me doing a heist with him

[mortal hedge]

what the hell

[vapid forge]

whats your username i can check for you

[mortal hedge]

how long ago was this taken

[clear prism]

I’ll dm u it

[lavish musk]

2 weeks ago roughly

[vapid forge]

ight

[mortal hedge]

he’s probably leveled up 3 times since💀

[lavish musk]

4 times, as he's currently 3678 & in the pic he's 3674

[forest gust]

damn

[lavish musk]

But nah he cool

[mortal hedge]

…he played the game so long it could have gotten a bachelors degree

[lavish musk]

[forest gust]

im so glad raiju vtol aint like hydra, might use it a lot tbh

[lavish musk]

@mortal hedge I mean, if he enjoys it

[mortal hedge]

dog i dont even think the best rehab will fix his addiction

[lavish musk]

[mortal hedge]

if it’s that bad now imagine how bad he’ll be for GTA 6

[lavish musk]

eh well

His thing, not ours

[lavish flame]

[mortal hedge]

he probably thinks irl grass is a feature from gta

[clear prism]

Just offer him a shark card if he goes out

He will do it

[pulsar anvil]

Why y'all bullying this man?

[jagged wraith]

Ask me why the doors are off idk

Maybe bc I used that chainsaw

[lavish musk]

Or your driving sucks

[clear prism]

Bro is Dexter

[clear prism]

Trueee

[jagged wraith]

Nahh I just got heree

[lavish musk]

Lol

[jagged wraith]

I'm about to start drivin

[clear prism]

I already feel bad for that truck

[jagged wraith]

no doors

Who needs doors?

nah I'm not goin cross map for 1 patient 💀

[clear prism]

You’re a bad person for not doing that

[jagged wraith]

Nah bro

This cop hit me for no reason and now I'm wanted

[clear prism]

Woman driver

[mortal hedge]

im trying to find a place to sit down and not get the sun to cook me alive

[jagged wraith]

... Fuck you vice city

?afk shit game

[upper fractal]

@jagged wraith I set your AFK: shit game

[fathom tendon]

A.....

[upper fractal]

Angel<3 is AFK: shit game - a minute ago

[fathom tendon]

Bro it's a old game

[jagged wraith]

Explain the fucking vehicle catching on fire for turning? 💀

[fathom tendon]

It was made in 2002 ;-;

[fathom tendon]

U crashed too much...

[jagged wraith]

🤷‍♂️ Definitve edition.

[jagged wraith]

Actually, no I didn't ty very much.

I crashed a little slight bit 1 time

[fathom tendon]

Then it's a glitch

[jagged wraith]

didn't do much damage.

[clear prism]

Clearly you accelerated too much

[jagged wraith]

💀 bullshit

[fathom tendon]

That game is 22 years old it has many bugs

[jagged wraith]

maybe the fucking military shot it up for driving past em picking up a patient

💀

[clear prism]

Yeah they don’t like that

[alpine current]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-money-angels-swimming-in-cash-im-rich-just-got-paid-gif-26621734

[fathom tendon]

;-;

[fathom tendon]

Out of nowhere my dinner came

[alpine current]

Taco

[clear prism]

Taco Bell

[fathom tendon]

E

[fathom tendon]

I grind 6M today is that okay?

I mean like decent

[odd palm]

Back

[fathom tendon]

Wdym

[odd palm]

Fortnite took me 6 hourse😀

Hours

I need rest fr

[fathom tendon]

;-;

[clear prism]

Can I grind w u?

[fathom tendon]

Me too...

[clear prism]

I want money too

[odd palm]

It's a fucking update with 8 gb

[fathom tendon]

I mean I can

[clear prism]

You wasted 6 hours on that shitty game?….

[fathom tendon]

Rip

A

[odd palm]

Nah because i have to update every game

[clear prism]

Codm better than forknite

[odd palm]

I don't have ps plus 😔

[clear prism]

I don’t either, my friend shares his psn w me

[fathom tendon]

I was doing cayos duo

[odd palm]

I have black ops 3

[clear prism]

Nice

[clear prism]

Nicee

[odd palm]

And nfs heat

[fathom tendon]

I just stopped for a rest but I can still play

[odd palm]

The best games

I play it when I'm bored

[fathom tendon]

U should get last of us

Not online but it's fun

Or days gone both zombie games

[odd palm]

Can't

[fathom tendon]

Why

[odd palm]

I have to pass this grade

[clear prism]

I have the last of us 2

[fathom tendon]

Niceee

[clear prism]

But I need to either buy it or pay for the uh

Membership I had

To play it

[odd palm]

I don't have it because it's illegal in my country

[fathom tendon]

Sas

Sad

[clear prism]

Cause of the lgbtq stuff?

[odd palm]

Ye

[clear prism]

Rip

[fathom tendon]

Oh ye I forgot about that scene lol

[clear prism]

Scenes*

Plural

[fathom tendon]

Joe died but I feel like he was gonna die either way

Not Joe Biden....

[clear prism]

Joel will always be my favorite character

[odd palm]

At least red dead isn't illegal

[fathom tendon]

But it was so sad watching him die like that

[fathom tendon]

Rlly?

[odd palm]

Ye next year imma buy ps5

[clear prism]

It was horrible.

[fathom tendon]

I thought there would be some LGBTQ parts

[clear prism]

I don’t see a reason for it to be

[clear prism]

In rdr2? No

[fathom tendon]

We were able to watch him the whole time get hit and we couldn't see his face when we heard the splat

[clear prism]

Awful.

[odd palm]

First tike visiting strip club i thought it's shoes store ngl

[fathom tendon]

;-;

[clear prism]

Same

That was uh

[odd palm]

I got weird feeling first time

[clear prism]

Back in 2014 I think

[odd palm]

Then never visited it again

[clear prism]

I was 12.

Shit was traumatizing

[odd palm]

I have to wake up early tomorrow

[fathom tendon]

Ik some ppl felt horny and went to GTA online and went to the shoe store

[odd palm]

So i can watch wc qualifiers

[fathom tendon]

Or GTA 5

[odd palm]

Salami?

[fathom tendon]

A no choice family business

[clear prism]

Gta online anyone?

[fathom tendon]

His mom was a cougar

[clear prism]

Flex cars maybe

[fathom tendon]

Can't rn soon

[odd palm]

I was about to buy pa5 this year

[clear prism]

[fathom tendon]

Make money?

[clear prism]

Same

[clear prism]

Sure

[fathom tendon]

Playing forever young while grinding 🗿

[odd palm]

Missed when there was storyline in Fortnite unlike now

I beated story mode in gta 5 9 times btw

Never getting bored

[fathom tendon]

Same but haven't played it in a while

[odd palm]

But never got the checklist 100

[clear prism]

Some times I play a lil bit on story mode

[odd palm]

Now it's 90

[clear prism]

And I make the car fly off a cliff

Before going online

[fathom tendon]

I got 25M from grinding earlier

[clear prism]

Some times I heard explosions

While heading online

[odd palm]

I go 9/11 the strip club

[fathom tendon]

Nawwww

[fathom tendon]

I kinda want some cool cars ngl

[clear prism]

Speaking of 911, we got 7 days left to hit that day again

Marvelous indeed

[odd palm]

Real

[jagged wraith]

Speaking of the ambulance mission

[fathom tendon]

@tired wanna play now?

@clear prism

[jagged wraith]

fuck

npc killed the patient

[fathom tendon]

Rip

[jagged wraith]

💀

on lvl 8

[fathom tendon]

😭

[jagged wraith]

..

I'm so done

Last attempt

[fathom tendon]

How far U gotta drive btw

[fathom tendon]

Naw

I am alone echo

Tired U there?

Cry

[jagged wraith]

Well higher levels they spawn all over a side of the map and can spawn on the little island near Tommy's mansion

Always go for those last to have enough time

[clear prism]

Sure

[fathom tendon]

Did U finish it?

[lavish musk]

Well well

[fathom tendon]

What was Ur username again U added me alrdy right?

[clear prism]

Ye dw I’ll invite u

[fathom tendon]

A did U make a vid?

[fathom tendon]

I didn't get on yet hol up

[lavish musk]

No

[clear prism]

Oh Alr

[fathom tendon]

I am getting just I am not online yet

K I am online invite me

[jagged wraith]

On a attempt rn lvl 5

[fathom tendon]

Nice

[clear prism]

Inviting

In a sec

[jagged wraith]

gonna unpause later

[fathom tendon]

I will chilling in GTA 5

[jagged wraith]

Just got stuff to do

[lavish musk]

Btw feel free to DM if you have any suggestions or some

[jagged wraith]

Induub

[fathom tendon]

Alright lol

[lavish musk]

yo

[lavish musk]

Do you though

[jagged wraith]

I'll dm my suggestion

[lavish musk]

"Uninstall GTA"?

[jagged wraith]

Nope

[fathom tendon]

Yoo a cat

K tired DM me

We talk there

Got da invite btw

[keen hornet]

When the weekly video comming?

[jagged wraith]

Tomorrow or tonight not sure

[modest wigeon]

Around like 4pm if your in normal time

[knotty aurora]

Hi everyone

[lavish musk]

hi

[swift umbra]

what do you consider normal time?

[knotty aurora]

How you doing

[lavish musk]

Good, you?

[knotty aurora]

Im fine

[knotty aurora]

How you level up on discord

[lavish musk]

Chat a lot

lol

[knotty aurora]

Daamn

[keen hornet]

Bruh

4pm was 4 hours ago

[knotty aurora]

O l started 2

Goodnight everyone

[lavish flame]

I am a happy man

[knotty aurora]

Why you ban me from ticket

[swift umbra]

I warned you that if you keep going you will be blacklisted from tickets

[knotty aurora]

Ok sorry but don't do it

[swift umbra]

it's up to you, not me

if you keep opening tickets to beg for staff you will be blacklisted from them

[knotty aurora]

Stop bro you asked me how can i help you with today

[lavish flame]

he asked you how he can help you

tell him what you want help with in the ticket

and he will see to it

[knotty aurora]

But he doesn't want to

Hes blaming me

I just said i want to be a staff member please

[swift umbra]

"with nothing I'll be waiting for a response"

after you make two tickets to beg for staff

[lavish flame]

opening a ticket just to ask for staff is kinda a waste of time

you’ll never get what you want

[knotty aurora]

Bro you a bad staff member you getting mad for me just for asking

[swift umbra]

making multiple tickets for shit is what gets you blacklisted

[knotty aurora]

Ok

[lavish flame]

I agree

You have to be a very trustworthy person to be added as staff

[knotty aurora]

Ok

[swift umbra]

You can read the tickets back yourself. I think you can also clearly read in the first one you made that I told you how you can get it very nicely (in the normal way how we deal with it). Only after you started begging for it I decided to give you a verbal warning not to make tickets for no reason. You still decided to do so and therefore, you got to see the consequences

[lavish flame]

Your choices have a lot of consequences

anyone know what is the max payout for casino replay ?

[knotty aurora]

Like what

[swift umbra]

#📜┃all-server-info

[lavish flame]

?

[lavish flame]

I believe 2.8

[signal spear]

Prolly 1.7

[lavish flame]

how long does it take

[lavish flame]

I have no idea

[signal spear]

Um

[lavish flame]

if i do b2b with one guy

[swift umbra]

replay isn't allowed in the server

[lavish flame]

im just asking

to know

[knotty aurora]

It doesn't matter

[swift umbra]

still isn't allowed

[lavish flame]

fr

im on ps4

[swift umbra]

that's two free mutes then...

[lavish flame]

why are you being like this lol

[swift umbra]

idk

I also don't know why I'm still trying to be nice today to people who break rules

[lavish flame]

because your a good man

[swift umbra]

for some reason whenever I decide to do that people always act like the biggest idiots possible

[swift umbra]

wouldn't say that 😅

depends really what the mood in the channel is like

I can be nice if everyone else is also nice and respectful

but that's more or less rare

[lavish flame]

I mean your nice to me and a lot of other people

[grand oxide]

best GTA player in server?

[modest wigeon]

USA obviously

[modest wigeon]

Must not be using normal time

[last magnet]

Me

[lavish musk]

Oh hey

RIP staff status

[last magnet]

Sup

[last magnet]

Leaked Staff NSFW

[lavish musk]

Wut

[reef palm]

Wtf is kilometer 🦅🦅

[modest wigeon]

Type shit

[mortal hedge]

honorable mention would be that one dude’s friend with like 35.7k hours

[mortal hedge]

@lavish musk this was your friend if my memory is even going to treat me right

[lavish musk]

Yep

[copper sinew]

That's 4 yrs and a month...

[jagged wraith]

Never again

[mortal hedge]

holy shit

[jagged wraith]

Why would they add that shit in gta 3, San Andreas and vice city

[swift umbra]

The USA has multiple time zones

[mortal hedge]

we have like 7 i think

sorry, 6

[swift umbra]

Then we still don’t have the answer to what I asked @modest wigeon

Cause he said the USA time was the best

[odd palm]

What an ahhh live

[swift umbra]

But which one of the 6 does he mean?

[odd palm]

Past was shit electric now shit internet

[mortal hedge]

if i had to guess eastern standard

[copper sinew]

Wow. I'm popular

Weird shit to say but alr.

[swift umbra]

He’s just weird

[stark parcel]

what time do we find out the weekly update for tomorrow?

[lavish flame]

what’s isn’t weird and what is needed in my opinion is edit reviews

[gentle bridge]

tgg is my sister

[lament granite]

wait what

[naive pivot]

Can i be her boyfriend?

[gentle bridge]

no he has one already

[loud kiln]

@lavish musk today i had school from 9-16:30 and work from 17-22:15

I wanna kms

[lavish musk]

Well it's over now

So be grateful

[loud kiln]

Law book is easy btw

[gentle bridge]

be full of grates

[lavish musk]

[swift umbra]

isn't it just "know how to search stuff" and then you're done?

[mortal hedge]

my gf is in legal studies rn

what the hael

[naive pivot]

Its learning all the laws and learning how to lie

[mortal hedge]

i’d say its bending the truth

[naive pivot]

Need his location and name

[naive pivot]

Bending the truth is all good until someone with a murder gets proven innocent

[gentle bridge]

shush im committing toilet activities

[mortal hedge]

what the hell that mean

[naive pivot]

Pic?

[gentle bridge]

shh

[naive pivot]

?

[gentle bridge]

do not disturb the lavatory performances

[loud kiln]

Knowing how is difficult

[mortal hedge]

how many pages are in there holy shit

3000 each?

[swift umbra]

ik, I wanted to study law at first as well

[loud kiln]

Per book

[swift umbra]

but those books made me realize that it wasn't for me

[loud kiln]

I like it more than expected

[mortal hedge]

6000 pages… and i can almost guarantee 4500 of them are cases

[loud kiln]

@swift umbra if u want a good book to read

[swift umbra]

no, I'm not gonna read your law books

[swift umbra]

it's laws

all of it

[loud kiln]

'Taal uit de zaal' is fun

Its about law

But its a comedic book

[mortal hedge]

have you seen that one jim carrey lawyer movie

[swift umbra]

I have to read 6 books for my own study

[mortal hedge]

liar liar?

[versed tiger]

Can anyone check whats in the gun van this week rq

[swift umbra]

those are 400 page long pills anyways

[viscid haven]

yh liar liar

is a good movie

[mortal hedge]

it’s in gta discussion

[versed tiger]

Link it

[loud kiln]

This one is only 150 but its actually funny

[swift umbra]

there is a bit of law in my study, so I might get it then

[mortal hedge]

same, and i have 2 law classes to take total

[swift umbra]

I have an entire semester

[mortal hedge]

dayum

[swift umbra]

I only have 4 tho

[versed tiger]

@swift umbra i saw ur list on gta discussion. I didnt see niobe

Why is that

[swift umbra]

it's outdated as of now

[versed tiger]

Oh

[swift umbra]

I haven't had time to change them yet

[versed tiger]

Btw

Is weaponized ignus cool

Does it have armored windows

And can it tank any missles

[swift umbra]

I just care about the pace

pvp doesn't interest me

[versed tiger]

Not asking for pvp

[swift umbra]

or pve then

[versed tiger]

@swift umbra What do u think is the best car in the game

Getting A to B wise

(not a straight line)

[swift umbra]

for cars, I like to drive the HSW Vigero ZX

[versed tiger]

Is there a faster non car option?

[odd palm]

I have fact iraq beated Ukraine Ukraine beat Morocco Morocco beated Argentina doesn't that mean iraq got everyone 🤔

[versed tiger]

Why not niobe?

[swift umbra]

the drag bike with hsw

[swift umbra]

I like the fact that the vigero is alive

[naive pivot]

Delusion

[versed tiger]

Stats wise are they similar tho

[swift umbra]

not at all

niobe is a hell of a lot faster

(round a lap)

but I just prefer the crazy vigero

[versed tiger]

Is nothing better than niobe then

[swift umbra]

10 times more fun

[swift umbra]

the hsw ignus

[gentle bridge]

the zx just hates me

[versed tiger]

Can u get uhh

Hsw on weapnized ignus

[gentle bridge]

niobe is better on stunt races

[swift umbra]

and the br8

[gentle bridge]

yeah

[versed tiger]

I assume weaponized ignus is slower than normal one no?

[swift umbra]

the zx doesn't like anyone

[naive pivot]

Zr380 is the fastest non hsw car 💀

[swift umbra]

https://gtacars.net/?sort=lap_time&filter_vehicle_type=car

[lavish musk]

[swift umbra]

https://gtacars.net/?sort=top_speed&filter_vehicle_type=car

vigilante is faster

[gentle bridge]

doesn't like y'all but it hates me

[naive pivot]

With boost lol

[swift umbra]

the ZR380 also needs the boost

[naive pivot]

I got that info from here only

[naive pivot]

But the website didnt show vigilante 😭

[swift umbra]

why can't you drive it?

[swift umbra]

maybe you had it on sports

[gentle bridge]

i really don't know

[naive pivot]

It was both super and sports

[gentle bridge]

i can drive every other car just fine

[swift umbra]

the zx requires patience

you can't just gun it right out of a corner

or full throttle it through a corner

you have to be a nice to it

[versed tiger]

Does the cyclone 2 has better acceleration than niobe

[gentle bridge]

yeah

[versed tiger]

Also does hsw regular ignus even exist

[swift umbra]

cyclone has the best acceleration ever

[swift umbra]

no

[gentle bridge]

cyclone II excluding rocket boost is unbeatable

[versed tiger]

Oh okay

[swift umbra]

even with a boost it has a chance

it's just crazy

[gentle bridge]

yeah

[versed tiger]

Anybody know if weaponized ignus has bulletproof windows?

Or can tank any missiles

[gentle bridge]

shuts virtue fuckboys up lol

ones who say it's unbeatable

[gentle bridge]

no and no

[swift umbra]

people who like the virtue don't understand cars

[versed tiger]

Bruhhh

[gentle bridge]

^

[swift umbra]

(that goes for any electric car imo)

[versed tiger]

Bulletresistance at least?

[mortal hedge]

you’d a think 4.5m car could do that

[gentle bridge]

they see fast acceleration and 'ooh modern and electric!' and think thats all to cars

[versed tiger]

I hate virtue

Terrible traction

But has good acceleration

[gentle bridge]

hey, this is the same company who made a remote control car 1.6 mil or thereabouts

[versed tiger]

Bro if weaponized ignus had bulletproof armor

It would be the best for heists

[gentle bridge]

hold on i actually think i know what the issue is

[mortal hedge]

it’d cost like 6-7mil if it did

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[naive pivot]

Haha u gonna hit a pole and fly so high if u arent careful 😂😂

[versed tiger]

Worth it

[versed tiger]

Exactly

Exactly

Its a decent free car tho

[gentle bridge]

okay so for whatever reason i didn't have the brakes upgrade applied

[versed tiger]

Btw yall, does the engine upgrades in ls customs actually make a difference

[swift umbra]

won't do much 😅

[mortal hedge]

a 550k (not weaponized) car is a more bullet proof car than a weapnized vehicle that’s almost 9 times the cost

[swift umbra]

yes

[gentle bridge]

feels better already

[versed tiger]

If yes, how much

[gentle bridge]

fair bit

[swift umbra]

performance upgrades make huge differences

[gentle bridge]

wouldn't be much point to it if it didn't

[versed tiger]

So weaponized ignus is just the fastest car with a minigun

Thats the deal

[mortal hedge]

yeah pretty much

[swift umbra]

I did a ps4 stream race with a small streamer I know, I have nothing on ps4 so I used a stock krieger. Couldn't keep up with any of the custom ones

[gentle bridge]

yeah pretty much

[swift umbra]

and I'm not bad at racing at all

[versed tiger]

I see

[gentle bridge]

yeah i sorta figured you'd have skill at racing

krieger used to be top but it's fallen a bit now due to HSW

still top of the line in stock super races though

[swift umbra]

I was legit trying every trick in the book (kerb boosting, brake boosting, low tilting, the lot) and still could not win

[versed tiger]

Man they gotta make a car that has bulletproof windows and can tanky few missiles

But has no weapons

[swift umbra]

it's all I do when I play the game

[gentle bridge]

are you on ps5 by chance?

[swift umbra]

yup

[versed tiger]

Is jugular the fastest 4 door car

[gentle bridge]

aye nice

[versed tiger]

After toredor

Is it worth getting jugular for like

[swift umbra]

it sounds great

[gentle bridge]

add me if you wanna

[swift umbra]

but isn't fast

[versed tiger]

Carrying the crew from A to B fast

@swift umbra The list u linked, does that count those engine upgrades

Or is it without those

[swift umbra]

all cars there are custom

[versed tiger]

Meaning fully upgraded?

[swift umbra]

yes

[versed tiger]

Aight

So im gonna get a jugular

And a weaponized ignus

[swift umbra]

sorry, jugular was the best

under that policy

rockstar fucking has to upgrade their 4 door cars 😅

[mortal hedge]

real

[swift umbra]

I wouldn't touch a jugular in a race with a 10 foot pole

[versed tiger]

Cyclone 2 actually beats ignus in a straight line

Niobe does it too

[gentle bridge]

yeah same

[versed tiger]

So how come ignus is best around the lap

Thats interestinf

[swift umbra]

both are hybrid/electric

[gentle bridge]

braking and cornering

[swift umbra]

top speed and cornering

[versed tiger]

Ignus doesnt have the best acceleration and top speed

[swift umbra]

the ignus is mad around the corners

[versed tiger]

So it has good brakes?

And handling

[gentle bridge]

good brakes, good speed and great handling

just don't use it on stunt races with large jumps

[swift umbra]

does understeer a lot

[versed tiger]

Okay so if im gonna take a long trip im using the niobe but if im driving in the city im using ignus

Does that make sense

[gentle bridge]

good driving can counteract that

[swift umbra]

it's more a preference

I prefer cars that oversteer

[versed tiger]

Whats oversteering

[gentle bridge]

yeah, i tend to lean for pure grip or low understeer

[swift umbra]

https://youtu.be/EQWPumtDXk0?si=nwxKUPCtvRoBc7I1

[gentle bridge]

love that analogy

[swift umbra]

the only car I like that has understeer is the sport quattro (not in gta)

cause if you know what to do you can still get that to turn

[versed tiger]

And ignus oversteers?

[swift umbra]

understeers

[gentle bridge]

tends to understeer

[swift umbra]

especially at high speed

aka: when it's the worst

[versed tiger]

Why would that be bad for stunts tho

[gentle bridge]

that's not the issue in stunt races

[swift umbra]

If you want a less jokey one: https://youtu.be/N0u7JnjEjuQ?si=AHY6lnkXPToJ05an

[swift umbra]

stunts have those full throttle corners

[gentle bridge]

the car has a suspension issue and landing a certain way will cause it to bounce catastrophically

[versed tiger]

Ohhh

Which car best for stunt then

[swift umbra]

land on the tail

[gentle bridge]

believe me i tried that to no avail

[versed tiger]

@swift umbra Btw i did a race few days ago but couldnt see the custom option to use my niobe

[swift umbra]

some are car restricted

[versed tiger]

I used that fucking new supra it was terrible

[swift umbra]

you prob did a tuner class race

[versed tiger]

Whats the best tuner car

Can i see it in the website

U linked

[gentle bridge]

wonder if my wr still stands

[versed tiger]

@gentle bridge What do u use to get from a to b

Ignus?

Or u use a bike or something

[gentle bridge]

i use the niobe, it feels more fun

[versed tiger]

Oh

[gentle bridge]

fuck bikes, the npcs are untrustworthy and crashing on an HSW drag never goes well

does not corner at all at top speed

[versed tiger]

Wait ignus have imani texh

Wait wait wait

So it can tank missiles?

And even have lock on jammer?

It also has bullet resistance windows

[gentle bridge]

W. Ignus has it

armour is weak though

[swift lichen]

Whats up yall

[versed tiger]

How weak

It can at least tank 1 no?

[fathom tendon]

This chat kinda ded

[lavish musk]

Fr

[fathom tendon]

Nobody here....

[lavish musk]

lol

[fathom tendon]

Well it's true

Induub

Wait nvm

[surreal geode]

I'm eating oreos with chocolate milk and it's actually good

[lavish musk]

I see

[surreal geode]

Try it

[lavish musk]

I don't like oreos

So that ain't happening

[surreal geode]

HOW?!

[lavish musk]

idk

I just dislike the taste

[surreal geode]

Yall must have some terrible oreos

[lavish musk]

Idk

[fathom tendon]

Why

[true hatch]

I don't see why that wouldn't be good

[lavish flame]

Well it’s good

[true hatch]

That's what I said...

[true hatch]

There's something wrong with you

[lavish flame]

I don’t like this

fun fact actually there’s Oreo coke a colas about

[lavish musk]

My friend bought that yesterday, he called it disgusting & chemical lol

[lavish musk]

Exactly, such as that I'm friends with you

[lavish flame]

I didn’t like it either to be honest. I thought my enemies bought it me.

[true hatch]

[lavish musk]

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[surreal geode]

I know right?

With milk it's just meh so I usually don't have oreos with milk

But chocolate milk with oreos slaps

[true hatch]

It does sound real good

Plain milk is just boring

[lavish creek]

How many supplies are needed for full bunker?

[upper fractal]

Hey, @lavish creek It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[surreal geode]

Fr

[surreal geode]

Try it

[true hatch]

That requires getting oreos and chocolate milk, 2 things I don't currently have

[surreal geode]

Can you go out at this time or nah

[true hatch]

I can't be bothered, it's a 20min drive to the closest shops

[surreal geode]

20 minutes?? Do you live in a rural area or something

[true hatch]

Something like that

[surreal geode]

Ah

Understandable

[true hatch]

Fucking wouldn't want to live in suburbia either

[lavish musk]

lol

@surreal geode yo

[molten geyser]

Anyone to run casino 50% preps ready

[upper fractal]

Hey @molten geyser, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138

[surreal geode]

Sup

[lavish musk]

I'm bored

[surreal geode]

Then sleep

[lavish musk]

Why don't you do that instead

[surreal geode]

Good idea

I shall

[lavish musk]

Ait gn

[surreal geode]

Goodnight sir

You should try sleeping too

[lavish musk]

I'm in bed already

[surreal geode]

Same lol

[lavish musk]

Win win gn

[swift lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-and-goma-gif-9872673187939618574

[boreal basin]

cat

[true hatch]

Car

[charred whale]

me and my friends played valorant on german servers

my friend used a german vpn thinking he will get 0 ping

[small needle]

Did he get 0 ping

[heady kite]

0 ping isn't possible

[crude wolf]

Good morning fam

[thin roost]

Hello

[reef palm]

Sup

[reef palm]

Sup

[crude wolf]

How are you?

[reef palm]

Good, u

[crude wolf]

Goof

Good

[crude wolf]

Which country are you from

[reef palm]

Outside earth

[crude wolf]

Cong's brother

[crude wolf]

You seem to be funny

[reef palm]

Is ur bio real?

[crude wolf]

Yes why ask?

[reef palm]

I mean thats great

[crude wolf]

Thank you
But it is not an easy challenge

[reef palm]

Yeah but it's worth it u know

[crude wolf]

Yes it I'd worthy but sometimes I feel like quitting but then who to quit to is the question I ask myself everyday

Running an orphanage at my age brother with my little wages is a very big challenge

[reef palm]

It's okay when we sometimes wanna quit but God will reward u dw

[crude wolf]

Do you what it feels like to see a little child of 6 years not eat for like a day and all you can provide is a half cup of porridge

For all the 24 hours

See them move half naked because they don't have what to wear

Just leave it brother

[reef palm]

I wish they can live their life happily and comfort with their family one day

It hurts hearing stories like this

[crude wolf]

Amen

If you can at least get someone to partner with us

I will be very grateful

Very few people ask me about my bio but it seems Allah started our conversation

[reef palm]

U from Uganda right?

[reef palm]

I don't think so man mb

[crude wolf]

Yes of course

[crude wolf]

No problem Habib

[modest wigeon]

Who the fuck

@ me 2 times

[modest wigeon]

East coast of course. The rest of just a dlc. Devs expanded the map.

[upper fractal]

Ni3k_070 (Car nerd) is AFK: sleeping - 6 hours ago

[modest wigeon]

Goofy ahh afk

What that even do

[tame delta]

Can someone help me with cayo rq

I just wanna get this shit done

Fuck doing it alone

[upper fractal]

Hey @tame delta, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414

[tame delta]

Matter fact fuck that i got school tomorrow

Sorry for your time

Gn

[fleet geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1237548121123328010/1281095849040154655/Screenshot_20240904-203347_12.png?ex=66da78fc&is=66d9277c&hm=db54e1ea88b4b50106021123a0571695e631b70db619dd12fc30a07f561cf73f&

💀💀💀 just y

[jagged wraith]

[pearl smelt]

Hey, I’m coming back to gta after a while. Did, they lowered the payout for the main targets in cayo perico ?

[true hatch]

Yes

[pearl smelt]

That sucks

[true hatch]

#📸┃gta-media message

[pearl smelt]

Oh damn

Is it still worth doing ?

[quasi folio]

Why in online is it that people will fuck with and start shit with people who clearly do not want to fight

Like bro I’m selling my bunker

I don’t have time to fight you and your sweat ass friend

If all the content in online was in story mode I’d never play online again

[dusty stump]

I got 20 minutes before class and im bored af

[tidal dagger]

What happens if I disconnect during a bunker sell mission

idk if I just lost 1.5 million in profit

bro

[true hatch]

Yes, definitely

[tidal dagger]

how helpful of you guys

[true hatch]

You lose some stock

[tidal dagger]

I found it on Reddit you loose %5

thanks

[pearl smelt]

K ty

[modest wigeon]

FUCK

https://tenor.com/view/hot-sexy-buttered-smear-toast-gif-17929488

Lather me in butter

Now

[true hatch]

[fierce inlet]

agreed

[rare dagger]

Yoooo someone just kicked in my Michigan houses door 😭😭😭😭

Don’t even know how to tell the cops or nun cuz I’m in my Chicago apartment rn

Wasn’t even planing on going back to the Michigan house till like the start of October too

[small needle]

Don’t go back at all

[rare dagger]

Why not

I go to Michigan for my bday and winter cuz it sucks over here

[cunning oriole]

wsg

[simple iron]

I got bad news for you

[rare dagger]

What’s the news

[simple iron]

There’s a gang who is breaking into apartment complexes

[rare dagger]

Which one

Bd or gd

[simple iron]

They from Venezuela and hells angels are going to war with them

[rare dagger]

Damn

Might have to call up my boys

And join a 2nd gang with em

Gonna become biker crips

[simple iron]

Nahhh let hells angels take care of them

[rare dagger]

Aight

If the angels don’t me and my boy Steven might have to get involved

😈

Might even have to bring in the big guns Devonte

just me should do tho I’m the biggest guns

[modest wigeon]

Prolly another Venezuelan cartel taking over a neighborhood

Dw cuz it’s theirs now

[rare dagger]

Nah

They think that

But they ain’t taking parkway from us

Idc bout no cartel

[modest wigeon]

What is parkway

[rare dagger]

Boutta give em that notti treatment

[rare dagger]

Parkway gardens

[modest wigeon]

What is that

Is that a poi in Fortnite

Actually don’t know dawg

What is it

This guy

Ariiighhhhht

[rare dagger]

Chicago

Just search it up

[modest wigeon]

Chicago is cooked rn

Too many border hoppers taking over shit

From every country

[rare dagger]

Fr

[modest wigeon]

America cooked fr

[rare dagger]

They finna try and blitz through 65th and they gonna feel my bro jordans wrath

[modest wigeon]

Who Jordan

[rare dagger]

My bro

His name is jordan

But we call him jordan

like the country

🇯🇴

He’s kinda brainrot ngl

he’d stomp a guy and say that he unleashed his sigma

[lavish flame]

"sigma"

[rare dagger]

Ngl he is a sigma nonchalant dreadhead tho

He got that +1 trillion aura dreads

Ja morant type dreads

[viscid haven]

bruh what

[rare dagger]

What

can I not say that my bro got aura

[modest wigeon]

Jodan is getting added to my touch list

[rare dagger]

he don’t like being touched

He’s shorter than me but only by like 4 or 5 inches

So ur prob not taller than him

And he kinda got that shaq build

but shorter

[modest wigeon]

[rare dagger]

He gonna touch u first

[modest wigeon]

Breda I’m six five

Nobody taller than me here

[rare dagger]

he’s 6 five too

[modest wigeon]

Lying

[rare dagger]

I think he might be 6 6

tho

[modest wigeon]

He’s 5’10

[rare dagger]

Cap

[modest wigeon]

Nah I’m not lying

Im fr

He’s 5’10

[rare dagger]

U are

I’ve been measured at six ten and he’s not that much shorter than me

[modest wigeon]

This guy

[rare dagger]

He’s at shortest six three and a half

[modest wigeon]

This guy

U are 5’9

He 5’10