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@unreal echo I'm gonna start one as well brb
Think of it like this: "You WILL not eat sushi" or "Eating cooked meat IS not bad for you"
Ok u make a solid point,
I fixed the issue
oh nah youd break the website

If I dream w that
Fucking guy I will lasso u
Exactly, look at my muscles
you're just jealous fr
And drag u in mud
(Ingame ofc)
i turn 20 in oct....
Now now, 19 isn't old
bros favorite game is charades'
Wtf I thought u were older than me
Nvm, you are old
Y'all old fr
Iām cooked

Dub is like 50
You can legally drink in the us
excuse me
OK so?
unc
I'm 60 you moron
Calling us old 
I definitely don't turn 20 2 months after that
cooked well done and charred on both sides š
ur OLD
Whatchu gon' do about it 
Says the one that's older
And what the hell was that lmao
Bro.. I was making my escape with the guns.. looked over and accidently went to lobby š
I made it out tho
You scared everyone away from chat again smh
Yeah yeah ik you're a fossil


im youthful
And annoying, can't forget that
A child to be correct
I'm
hard
woah hey that's mean
Down there?
Sorry 
only for another <6 months
too late

OK fine
Then your old
cause I'm a fossil.. 
Hm, Redagasts messages appear rather strange.... they're saying "blocked message"

then i become a real man
No, just old
oof, might have to accidentally forget to visit belgium next time im in europe
So anyways @copper sinew how was it sitting next to Jesus in high school?
ahem

Actually no
Bro.. I AM Jesus.
bet nox isn't even that old
I mean, you were there when the asteroid hit earth and wiped out dinosaurs
I don't remember that tbh
Oh
Do you at least remember your grandfather colonizing the world in the 1600s?
i bet you're like 24
must have me confused with a different Jesus

Yeah man when you fart, dust comes out
What? It says blocked message
Ahh, right, fair enough
alr bro.. Im like super distracted and I'mm thinking of doing something Incredibly dumb or possibly genius to save myself time...
Finally 
Like showering for once? 
i got a pc
dms rll quicks..
Alright @gentle bridge you're unblocked, now I expect an apology
apology for what
For being rude to me
where was i rude to you
When I said so 
You just jealous my nuts weigh 3 kg each
you should get a comedy special
perhaps you could beat amy schumer
No idea who that is but it can't be good
Female comedian, you'd enjoy her
I only enjoy men in every way
yeah she loves sex
admission of homosexuality?
Correction 'comedian'
No 
Shit, wrong reply
Admission of "Anti Redagast"
"only enjoy men in every way"
Yes 
why does that keep happening to me?
Duub you can tell us man
Can't risk having to pay child support if you do it with a man 

see hes gay
And you're Australian which should be a crime in and of itself
Ait cya
says you, knockoff dutchman
Stop walking upside down
Proudly so 
wannabe frenchman
@gentle bridge actually
well hang on..
I'm betting money on it - you can't beat me in a 1v1 Redagast
110%
1v1 on what?
You'll see
any% speedrun practice time
Nah nah, pvp on gta, you both got a ps5

pc?
Fake Englishman @gentle bridge
I think i found you on ps
That's even worse than being french
Yeah not so hard when my ps acc is literally linked to my profile here 
exactly
Gta cock fights!? how many angles can we get on this?
im adding you
accept it or you're a wiener
You're just jealous my wiener is 56 cm
that's 56cm shorter than mine
You cheated fr
excuses
as natural as trenbolone
dude probably got his penis enlarged by kim kardashians doctor
le what
Nah bruh it ain't filled with plastic
ah yeah it is
To prove mine is natural 
What happen to the 1v1?
Bro is a minor
he instead offered me

I wasnt the one who got muted 
Why you being weird bro?
I'm off to sleep cya
You too?!

Wym āyou tooā?
It was real quiet..
let's be close friends
I was wondering what happen
No, cya
Rock probably showed and fucked everything up
bet your name is hans uberschlegel gehƤssmann adolf macron bonaparte
Lmao
No, it's "Whale Oil Beef Hooked"
@lavish musk my good friend uberschlegel
who else is on ps?
Explode.
who up grand theftin they auto
As in explode and die?
Not me
No
Dont lie
me
As in, go buy Taco Bell and explode the bathroom.
@lavish musk and @gentle bridge are gonna 1v1 and you should get us an angle in the front seats 
Iām not wishing death, im wishing tummy ache
No if you meant that you wouldāve said āexplode the bathroomā
But you just said explode
I literally only said explode
Not happening
Ur the one who came up w that theory
Ya exactly
That means you want me to explode and die
Quite twisting my words you cunt
Thatās not what I meant
If I did I wouldāve just specifically told u to.
Listen you greasy fat fuck im gonna come over and take a big steaming shit on your lawn
Quite typing ur getting ur keyboard dirty you sad fuck
and also @true hatch and @mellow cipher should get angles too. fr fr
I always smile
Sadist
add me first
damn they beefin
I'm on ps4.
you too walmart
Daily here
I ain't on ps
your thing says PS5 E&E
I need angles guys
PS4 is best, ur forced to clean it a millions times
well get one
Imagine not owning a console in 2024
Im on a phone you idiot
Kinda cringe
wow im lonely then
Couldn't be me
That has a keyboard too you moron
@clear prism tired more like titster
What the fuck??
bro...
how many platforms can we do this on?
You do have tits
Thats why i called you titster
Bro ur a creep
Then you get off discord and right back to the kitchen
Original
Ofc
Pls go back to fiddling your saggy eggplants and leave this chat
Classic
Bro what???
Kinks?
You blind m8?
Man this dudes definitely bitchlessā¦
You need me to repeat myself?
Holy shit
Fucking idiot 
Pls donāt
Oh yeah Iām totally the idiot, your logic is making my mind explode
No come on you need to learn how to read
so i can twist em
@clear prism Iāll help you we can make this english 101
When they were made, you weren't decided on your gender yet

I decided my sex before i was even conceived
@gentle bridge you probably grief low levels
nope
Liar
im a nice christian gamer (im not christian)
How about, you go fuck your self you weirdo
Anyway

I cant
man's jealous that I'd win
1v1 me, police baton only
Y'all are gonna turn into apache..
U would lose
You just jealous I don't walk upside down
Wait what
Mfs can do
That in gta???
im down

I shouldnāt even be up rn
i would never be jealous to be a shein frenchman
you're not on ps5
Imagine walking upside down 
Cause im better (sarcasm)

Pussy
No one, but I still spoke up
means i can read both upside down and the right way up 
Cause you got nothing better to do
Go eat Taco Bell or something
Cap, your phone is upside down rn
How bout you gtfo lmao. Isnt your sleep schedule screwed 
prove it
Not as screwed as your social skills
No because I believe in freedom of speech
ACTUALLY
4th amendment and all that
Send a screenshot
You donāt say?
wait on

the first compasses were invented by the chinese
Robert Downey jr??
their compasses pointed south
Yes maāam
You already told that story 10 times 
I donāt got my glasses on rn
ergo the first orientation of the map woulda been oceania-side up

so ACTUALLY, we've been the right way up the whole time!
The fuck did you call me?ā¦.
suck on that, belchie
Google maps proves otherwise

Oh sorry are you they/them?
No
google maps is a secondary source
Cap 
I go as āFuck/You.ā
keep crying, upside downer
Oh I know. š¤/āļø
Which one's us and where's up?
Bro talking abt himself

I'm actually curious now..
How am I talking about myself when I replied to you 
Ima try to sleep, ur not worth my time or sleep schedule
You really are stupid
I might not sleep 
@clear prism Come lemme recommend you some preschools for you to attend
Nah I just imitate the iq of the dumb fuck im talking to so they understand me
Whoa hey you cant copy the strategy I used on you
Pls be original
I have a life. A short one but its a fireflyās life

A short one?
Tf does that mean
My life span isnt very long you see

Ur dying?
bet you aren't rank 1115
Perhaps
Dont worry Iāll just come back as another firefly
prove it
Been doing that for years
What the fuck?..
Look up my profile you imbecile 
the samsara cycle

Who act like some animal or bug
send link
Whoa hey whats that supposed to mean?
Makes sense
You discriminating against bugs?
Just do it manually you lazy fuck
that requires effort
Either that or u actually got some decease which if itās the case, sorry but ur still an asshole


Yeah, you're already putting all that effort into walking upside down
Hi

Ok now youāre going back to the crazy bitch behavior again
Yo sup
Crazy bitch??
Nm wbu
Lurking around
Oh you havenāt seen me pissed off

Ya you know. Cuckoo for coco puffs
innit great?
Gtfo
Don't need to put effort in
You are pissed off
and i was correct
And I havent seen much at all
you're 1116
Not yet
That you're annoying? Absolutely
nope
Yes you are. I think its that time of the month for you
Blood pressure, heart rate is normal
U are annoying as fuck thorough
Though*
So Iāll see how long it would take
this is pretty thorough 
You saying that means youāre pissed off
Auto correct is not helping me š
Itās changing my words
Not yet
higher rank than duub
Can it also change your attitude?
If it could change that, it would make u smarter than you are which isnāt the case
See youāre still being a crazy bitch
Lalalalala
Oh we vocalizing now?
Go eat
Taco Bell fatty
Lets do old macdonald
Shooo
Sing with me
Ooohhh thatās a good song!
Go fuck yourselfff
Ur turn
Old macdonald had sex!
E-I-E-I-O
Tf
Youāre so stupid you ruined it
Crazy and stupid
Smh
to taze
See this is what I meant by english 101
U got a gta acc on ps4?
No i have an acc on stadia
Stop talking
Asshole
Whoa whoa what the fuck?
Smh
with a waa waa here
and a š© š© there
Im an asshole for using stadia?
Sure but stadia is valid too
L

@mellow cipher did u just steal my pronouns idea??
š¢
What the fuck
What idea?
Dumbassā¦
What was it what did u see
Nothing you wanted to see
Whatever ideas I have you steal from me
Its your fault if you could think about it
Iām glad I didnāt click that shit
@lavish flame change your name to el stupido
Stop talking fatty
Wow
just block him bro..
My BMI is normal so that doesnt make sense
chill
Itās ESTUPIDO not stupido
U donāt make sense
No I saw Luca so my spanish is good

Go eat spicy food for once
Does butter chicken count?
Classic curry chicken?
But its spicy though
Indian chicken curry?
No.
Ok you might actually be an idiot
Try wasabi.
Indian chicken curry is spicy
Unless ur a pussy
Done
It went alright
Ive tried it before you idiot 

Clearly not a proper one
Idiot
Bros in stage 5 denial
nvm
Ohhh. So youāre an idiot
Coming from you? Kinda hard to believe but
Eh who knows
Maybe it is true
Canāt be closed minded
You dont

No shit idk u
Ya you do. Im the guy that pissed you off
Nah
You should be asleep by now but I kept your ass awake 
The guy who pissed me off nearly got his teeth smashed in
Ohhh mah gawd so scary
My bad connor mcgregor
No seriously
I didnt know
This dude messed w my dad

Only thing that saved him is that my dad was joking around w him
Otherwise he would be cooked
And you wanted to assert your dominance as the daddyās girl?
Am I talking to myself or am I commenting?

Idk, maybe nobody knows!?

Idk this dude is so stupid heās infecting me w his stupidity
Ur a dude right?
Have mercy connor mcgregor
Good actor tbh
Iām not Irish or a pussy so donāt call me that
Ya im dude perfect
Text me h o r n y boy


Added me free n u d s e
Ask @clear prism shes down to clown
D m s open
My Lord and savior is telling me not to say the continuing sentence that starts with a k and ends with a F
Seek Jesus.
Pls.
Pun excluded.
Do it
Say it
No.


What the hell maneā¦
Yo
whoa!
š¢
Nah I unironically use that emoji
BOTTOMEES

simple Fallout logic
āIf the mushroom cloud is bigger than ur thumb, then ur deadā
āIf itās smaller then ur safeā
Thatās why the fallout logo dude shows thumbs up
Bad gorrilla!

L


ball


how's the arguing going?
looks like it's over?
Nice
Good morning
Morning
hey
Yo

hello

Aaaand its all over the screen
šššshut up
im a fat fuck chat
I ate a big mac and a half, a bacon quarter pounder, 10 nugs and 1.5 medium chips
Yup, that's definitely you
back
im in class rn
cool
rude bastard
Who
But you're not fat

thank you
you're invited to my thomas the tank engine birthday party
are you fat?
fr more to love
lmao
fr tho im losing weight
need to live long enough to see gta 11
also bo6 beta tommorow
aye me too
i think, cause i ate a lotta food today
Awful
Ur life
rude
Yes, you
ok Aidan
ok Edits
Spain
Should I get the pyro or the starling
Hey, @wind spruce It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
chat all in red or black
I won 250k credit in probot rock paper scissors without playing š
red
Hello
Pyro for pvp
Guys question from a noob. For the bussiness to stock product it takes real time or ingame timem
ik, but the weekly update isnt posted
Wait for nik
Ingame
Yes in-game
in game
Hello
When does voting start for #šācar-of-the-week
almost got tickets for maiden until the verification code decided to not come through
ending myself rn
Whatās so special about them
about iron maiden?
Yeah
one of the best heavy metal bands in history
smh
NUTTTT
pissant
i need someone asap #š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
worth of 900k i need this money quick
Wukong is so good
Grenade!
Why tf alawi became iraq nickname what
It's pretty funny that I ordered food online and I got a 2nd drink for free
Shako mako ahh stuff became popular in the world
I am getting messages from @jaunty rampart and one theijmen whom i cant ping for some reason about me and dan? But i dont know dan and I never chat in this server. Someone wanna explain to me why i am getting these messages
shld i play gta 5 or 60 seconds
@fierce inlet mxd
yes
yes indeed
š
hello gorillas
What about it
I just needed to check ir
i can never find it on the tabs
lool
Hi glorillas
Hi
Ps4 add me LIL_PEEP_1502
Hey @kindred hill, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138
Idk why they canāt just give us good cars for prize ride or podium
Always some shit nobody wants or stuff everyone has already
Like give me an RSX or a comet s2
those aren't two cars to write home about either š
I just spent money on 2 hot wheels.
A alfa romeo retro racer and aā¦.
Bmw M3 Wagon with wide body kit.
These mother fuckers know my weakness⦠š
Anyone wanna go offroading
And get flung by a modder? No ty
Buy a console
Tired can we play pls
Just found out it's double money on bunker
Man I need someone to help me sell these
Ty
can anyone hack for casino
Hey @upbeat kite, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138
Wym 
S2 is very oversteer heavy
Fuck that, release a NSX 90ās version
RSX doesn't drive that nice
I have that car in gta if u want it
I already got it fam 
Iām just making a joke cause we canāt be in the same lobby
Oh
Who
Nah Iām American bro
Fake
Didnāt he end up becoming fat and playing Fortnite š
That scene was silly
Yes
Guys is a 70kg bench for 8 reps decent for a 65kg 16 year old?
As a 21 year old, I use small metal weights
To punch at air with
hi guys i want 2 players to play with me gta online and i want them to be my friends
Hey @hot osprey, These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
I play in PS4
Oh
Hey @hot osprey, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138

Used to
Trained boxing and mma
In boxing I was trained by a Ex professional boxer/Swat officer
In mma I was trained by a legend
I want to learn Muay Thai
And tae kwon do
Hello
Howdy
How is it going
Chilling
Nice
Damn what bully dares to come close to u
Whatās your favorite airsoft sniper rifle
VSR 10
When I was a kid, dumb kids always tried to bully me, but always got their ass kicked even when they were grouped against me
Now? Same idiots are adults like me and look at me w fear
B)
Damn lol
Here bullying doesnt exist much
We kinda all friends
I got a js tactical that zooms 3x-9x
@lavish flame 
Daamn
Nice
Yoooo how is it going
U play airsoft ?
Good wbu
I really wanna get into kickboxing
Damn thatās clean bro
Or sum to do with leg kicks
Im good, finally touched grass and played football
I want to
I see
Its not as expensive
Cause im enjoying beating my shins w a stick
Go for it but, watch for ur face
lol
Whats stopping u
Yoooo
Anyone else?
Focused on other things rn but
Nope
Nah bro i was joking 
Its fun
I bet it is
Getting an m4 as beginner is the right choice
U can upgrade it to be a marksman as well
M4 with a halo graphic scope
Red dot outdoors, green indoors
A red dot will do
A pistol as secondary would be good too
In case I need to shoot but gotta reload
Switch to secondary
Outdoors id prefer a magnifying scope
Instead of reloading
Nah a mistake i made is buying a pistol when i played with m4
Yeah I heard itās better but I like halo graphic scopes
U literally never need it unless ur a sniper
Ah
@lavish musk all jokes now unblock me š
Yeah u wont need it
An m4 magazine can carry a lot
Bet it can
On of the reasons i bought a sniper is to not make my glock useless anymore
Seems fair
Only reason my nose isnāt fucked rn is bc I was always fast
Mfs couldnāt lay a hit on me easily or at all
@lavish musk cmon š
To the point I got the nickname āfighting roosterā
Cause I was fast asf
š
Motherfuckers got me good w that one
You learnt your lesson now?
What did homie do to u?
LOL
KIDDING
Making jokes about me I've already heard 400 times
ah yes , that one friend who makes the same Joe mama joke a lot of times
Truly a classic
Damn
Yes i agree
He tried to get me to buy him nitro 
Suggested to touch grass i mean, look at his role š
When š
How is that-
I just made that up 
Dang
Like u made touching grass up

āMy sources were made the fuck up.ā
Ait, 4th time, final strike

Damn, why didnt u go pro?
who trained you?
@swift umbra 
Keeps saying blocked messages, tf is this guy trying

Cmon last chance
he trying something dumb
Who 
I was actually going to join championship cause I was being trained like a pro
You for once
You wouldnāt know cause not everyone knows the island im from
I watch MMA a lot
Request denied š«” @lavish flame
Why didnt you end up going?
Doubt, we call em rambo around here

Dont tell me its just cause cold feet bro
Idk, only one who took me was my dad but idk man
I was almost 18 so I was pretty young too
Thats sad you didnt reach your full 100% potentional
Wouldve been some insane dad lore worst case
If you exclude injuries lol
Huh
and you hadn't done any high level fights at that point?
like proper fights
I mean I can I got the talent to but
and?
Like I said, I avoided getting my nose broken
what was your style?
I'm so bored
everything
Left leg front, rear leg back forgot the name
Don't say hi so boredšš
southpaw
South paw? Or orthodox idk
like judo, sambo, boxing etc
Like how I fought?
Ohh





