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people liked AW
slop slop slop
invalid
man youd love pyrolive
i might legally obtain black ops 2 just to play the campaign
didnt asskk
bruh the lsa missiom im on isnt letting me to deliver
just gotta not play the game
Hey, @bleak scaffold It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
fuck gtao
honestly heavy lifting is so much better than any game i can think of
not discussing it
games suck ngl
i love herniated discs and joint damage
never played any
actually real
the older you get the less fun games become
im old and lovee them
is my fav hobbie tho
i can get why most adults would drift away from them
Unban plz 
yeah sitting and playing a game doesnt feel rewarding
improving on yourself feels better
god i hate being sick i wanna bench :((
Nuh uh
i mean im tryna do both
imma play games till my death bed ngl
spend my last hours in vr high as hell

ill be happy
They're either asking you to move aside or saying it out of politeness
Need help prize ride
Hey @merry summit, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138
Yes
Yh they were rlly polite
Cool sauce
I like it here
I should buy a house
Nice
No clue lol
Depends on the number of bedrooms and bathrooms + location
What if I wanna be in aome small town with 2 bedrooms and 1-3 baths
Entire mod team in the chat
yeah like they dont have to moderate anything
when theyre the only ones talking
lmfao
If they aināt moderating anything here why they talking here then
I posted an alternative rock song who can give me a feedback ?
No
yes
Ok
400-1000 pounds for 7 nights I think
man you need to shut the fuck u p
Sorry baby girl
well thankfully its not 5 nights
@fervent ether i feel the tension in the air
because then there would be freddy fazbear
how old are you
13
stay the fuck away from me
But what if I wanna live there
How much to buy
Hes not 13
just get property in the metaverse
Soon 7
@fervent ether why do i think i love you
because you have psychosis
š
With 6 kids????
200k to max 500k depending on the location and how many bedrooms etc
Us
Aye yo
yall do i grind nc or hangar solo
The nightclub is EZ
id rather talk to the people in eu cs servers that talk to me because my name is kitty femboy
@loud kiln is
Best way to make money passively
do hangar
He old as hell
better for money
i only have bikes and cheburek
Ooh damn, @surreal geode lend me some cash
no jets
still
I still have half my life
True and he got kids
Yeah man
Omg real
half life?
Half life 3 when
i love half life
any upgrades u thnik is important for hangar
Or is it 4
Oh then half life 4 when
all of em
I am basically 30 with 15 years of experience
Nice
pay up then bru im broke
L
playing gta 5 is like working a 9-5 for monopoly money
Dumb ahh take
disprove it

Wow
I need cash myself
Well it could range from 150k to 200k if it's 2 bedrooms with 1 or 2 bathrooms
Seeing as it's in a small town
Is it worth to upgrade to ps5 version?
Video games aren't meant to be enjoyed that's why i play genshin
Great, youll pay right
Whatd you do to be such a famous brit they even named a candy after you
Has any one else got the blue dot with the meth in the ocean with the bodies
It wonāt let me interact with anything just curious as to what it is
I did it once and had to swim about for a bit then my guy picked something up automatically when I went over something (not sure what) but I wouldnāt do it again
Had to just dive down to the bottom
I alone am shiting in da toilet
Not you alone, I too am shitting in your toilet
I can smell u
U like the smell?
Smells better than perfume
That's what I mean
When I say that ppl say I am weird ...
I am always in the toilet 12am - 4am for no reason
So you sleep there for 4 hours every night
Even when da shit came out alrdy
I don't sleep ;-;
Last night was chatting at 5 am ...
Oliver Newman hmmmm
Interesting š¤
I feel like chat more ded than last time ;-;
Lmao
Better than talking about shit
True :/
24,719/50k in mwz @viscid haven

yo
almost like the activity here is an indicator that gta6 is coming innit?
Ig
Egg
š„
(:
Some people pay extra for that...

K
Ty
Wait so all those fake skin walkers are just actors in suits
And the mimics are just normal ppl pretending to be monsteds
Monters
Monsters*
well probably like cgi
Warhammer 40K necrons wear skin.. but that's like.. "board game" type thing.
Vro has not read the terms and conditions
??

how many tries did doom cmm take yall?
5 resets thanks to the reset bug, then we found the workaround for it and got it done first try
itās not difficult if you and your crew are competent
oof do i just have bad ppl
Idk are you guys failing a lot or smth
maybe 3 times
one was due to my internet tho
what rank is everyone
Over 100?
max hp is pretty important for ddcmm cause you donāt get the benefits from heist armor
yeah ofc
I mean tbf doomsday is full of bugs and rapid fire is very common and a notorious cmm run killer so thereās that, just play it much safer than you did apartment cmm and you should be fine
rapid fire killed me lol
full armor n health
n i died
Yh itās brutal

I like this one
No lol
Idk myself
š
be real anything but 2014 looks ugly because it's just not the same
You're not wrong, but for 50 bucks it's a pretty nice find
Wow buzkill
Maybe in honor of you being the roundest person on that island
Ngl I do miss this one
I will say Dreamhack 14 is pretty close tho

yeah that one corridor has like five that rapid fire every time
Why TGG one of the best GTA online YouTubers
How many people have you tickled today
Damn
No update for the cars and stuff?
hello how are you guys doing ? I'm new to the server
Hi new to the server hru


and im good
hey I have a question
@modest wigeon
do you know anyone that can help me fill up my large crate warehouse ?
What
Ask in lfg business maybe, or lfg other
yooo
can anyone help
can some one setup dimond casino for me pls ian on a new acount
yeah! like #šć¢supportļ¼report !
thx nox!
yooo
can anyone help
can some one setup dimond casino for me pls ian on a new acount
Ask in lfg casino but don't beg, scroll in the list of channels till u find it.
alr thx

Yw
Best to ask in
Hey , These are the PC LFG channels.
#1262828434342678639
#1262826685015789618
#1262831384633020539
#1262832718681604096
#1262836484122214511
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
Thought I dealt with it
My bad, but doing something rn, will be back in 15ish minutes
I just opened one š„¹
Guys hear me out
If I wasnāt broke I might maybe buy GTA+
I like collecting cars
So I would join just for the car club and the 100 car garage
fr tho, gta's automobile sandboxing (like any cars, any garage) is probs the best thing about gta.
I've been pretty good thanks
GTA online is more addictive than heroin
I donāt even play any other games
All I play is GTA
How much hours do you have
@jagged wraith thank you
About 1,200 on xbox and 150 on PC (I mainly play Xbox and only play pc when my friends wanna play)
Iāve been playing on Xbox since February of 2023
And thatās just online hours
Iāve played through story mode I think twice or 3 times
There no weekly update?
Yeah there is
Not bad
Ofc(:




wtf
What is that username man
Crazy
Name me a good multiplayer game that you can play with friends for a long period of time (not gta)
Yo is the bail bond office worth it
Nah not at all, you lose more money than you spent on it
Who do I call for payphone missions
You don't, they might pop up when you're close to one of the payphone locations
Then I'm guessing you have to call Franklin, can't really think of anyone else
Yea you do thanks
I haven't played in like 2 years lol
I used to gamble like crazy in gta
Its hangar discount this week and I want to get one, but I dont really care about making money with it, should I still buy the ones in fort zancudo?
I also fly around zancudo almost every day, so it probably wont be a problem for me
I actually dont understand the purpose of hangars in zancudo, except more expensive, further away and you get to fly over it
I just got the closest one
Hi
You get excess to base
Bf1
No
Well, what do I get from the base
Battlefield 1?
ITs fun
I mean I get to fly into it, but I already fly around it every day
Yeah itās fire
land there, mess with the army dudes
Michael's zombies did my boi dirty
A
sounds like a fun way to spend almost a million more, LOL
B
š®
Imean I have 16M so idc
I have 1 mil rn
So yeah LSIA probably suits me more
Save up for Kosakta
Already have kosatka, agency, nightclub
You can spend your money fast, but can't earn money fast
Agreed šÆ
IT took me a month to grind 16M
again I cant earn that much for zancudo hangar in one week so I might as well go for LSIA ones
Will try to get 50M by December
might worth upgrading later on
Is Cayo still worth it
Yea but not worth solo
Is it best thing in game
I maybe crazy, but i got 18M in 7d
definetly
how much do you play in a day lol
got diamond today
I have 70+ days on my gta online account
3-4h
bros a speedrunner
Casino Heist takes 2h
Bro isn't a virgin
Cayo takes 30m
Im shit in casino
I am
Respect
I just do cluckin bell, agency and cayo
then chill in a lobby
That made me laugh
What,m
LMAO
btw is there a claimable car this week in salvage yard?
Wdym
I want cars
sad man, I need money very badly
Meant to respond to the not to my hand comment lol
Why
I want to explore more business and get more cars
I wanna have so much money in gta, that i don't have to worry being broke agian and can do Heist for fun instead of grind
New?
Im gonna get autoshıp and salvage yard soon
3 years, lvl 230+
Salvage yard looks shot
How don't you have all stuff
I know there's a fast way, just cheat. But it'll also take away the fun knowing you're a cheater
Idk
Tbh. Salvage yards are lit
2 years Level 211
Well this is my third
I have agency, hanger, office, apartment, arcade n Kosakta
Night club best buisness in the whole game
I donāt have it because its haram
Is that a joke
@tardy warren sorry dude, won't accept
im muslim
ok
Same
That's so funny
must be
ok
It's a game
I donāt want my parents to see me in a nightclub
But you are VIP Member in the shoe store
Isn't killling people haram
AM I?
it is but
Isn't selling drugs also haram?
those are soulless pedestrians
You are now!
Isn't stealing also haram?
I just feed hungry ppl wheat
GTA is just a ham
Kuruma
GTA is a ham, thank you ashley
no gta is a turkey
Approach Vehicle
If GTA is turkey, where doner
Mitsubishi
Iff your a creep don't be
Buy them flowers
Im not
Im just a kid
@tardy warren its just a game, it's not like you gonna proceed to do the same in real life
š„°
How old
I donāt wanna become a simp
13ā¦
Iwhen I was 13 you where 10
That's unfortunate
Shits scary
So youāre 16?
nice
How do you become a simp if you buy a Nightclub
Yes true
Idk bro im brainless
Nightclub is good passive money
Just ignore me
I donāt even know what is passive money
50k every 45 min
You sleep and you get money
thatās less but ok
No work or very less work
Sleep in game or irl
Tf u mean
In-game
and drifting š„°
Do u love in turkey
Lol
Im gonna schleep bye šæšš»šæšš»
yes I love Türkiye
Guys i need help
Thanks for making my shorts
They where made in turkey
Can yall choose Yes or No its important
No

Twink
Just say my fave construction vehicle instead
Digger
Why is a nightclub harsm
I posted an indie rock song who can give me a feedback ?
ok so
i got the truck connected to the car with the cables to jump start it
letās pray it works š
i'm gonna sob violently
i'm going playing undertale but evil
hru
Iām doing
, hbu
im doing 
i'm so scared
Take comfort in knowing you've made my day š
i can't do it bro
i cried when i had to kill torial
and then again when i had to kill papyrus

My long term sub thought I was plagiarizing when it was someone else who copied my work
Big fat 0 in my grade book + lower GPA

plagiarizing
even bible times knew that nothing's new under the sun.
I got it mostly resolved though
Got the dude who copied off me to change all his work + got the teacher to change my grade
And multiple other students had issues with her
a bad grade turn into a teacher roasting. nice!
People who hate their jobs give their professions a bad name imo.
One bad teacher can make them all look pretty stupid..
So thankful I got a good science teacher this year
Good evening chat
Hi chat
Sup
hi
Howdy

ok so red necked a pair of cables together
then the insides burnt up cuz they was old and falling apart
used the second pair we had, used channel locks cuz one of the ends broke off
@ivory copper
they broke so now iām using the emergency pair and they working lmao
I fucking hate torque screw drivers
Red necked-
one side of my cables broke
so i grabbed a random piece of wire i had, and used channel locks to connect the ends
My tools broke
I fixed my skull candy crusherās hinge that broke off by replacing it
And when I started to screw it back up?
Shit broke
iād be pisse
Not the screw but the screw driver
I am pissed
i refuse to buy new tools , i rather just redneck shit š
Bought a supposed better one for 62 bucks
Shit broke after a few screws on 1 of the screws.
Like bro
Im infuriated
But at least my headphones arenāt hanging off from 1 side
maybe take a shower...
Maybe go fuck yourself

šššš
Smh
Help me out here guys. For those prize ride āplace top 2 in LS car meet race 4 days in a rowā races, if I just do it with one friend and we both finishes 1 and 2, can we still get the car?
Or Public session only?
Give me 1 car each day
For free
i got a business idea
you give me 1 million a day in gta
and i donāt aim a widow maker at your head

I escaped the matrix
so I'm good
Wonāt save you
Bro rn 
none of your video game toys can hurt me outside the Matrix.
I gave upš
shoots w a nerf gun
I drank the whole thing
How do u have it then
Before u could try it
i only did 4 tasks
Too slow
oh i thought you gave up playing it
Man I missed my headphones
I did the 8 tasks, but gave up playing the fucking thing
Nah i gave up grinding itš
maybe in a week or two
Yeah event spam canāt be fun
rn top tier is an f 14 cluster
stock grind hurts
F35
:(
F18
Yeah it happens whenever a new event vehicle drops
ill be grinding that fs
I don't miss the wax build up
and I found my coffee
All jet pilots laugh until they meet a yamaha c40
13
??
13.0
Hmm .3 higher than normal F-16A
it does have pythons
maybe try it,u might get down tiers due to event spam
u can slap some f14s
I wore headphones too long.
fr?
Or try a 12.7 if u have any
and didn't notice.
I wear beanie while wearing headphones
can I dodge fuck all aim 54A times 12
To avoid head dents
Ye F-16 destroys F-14 and since theres so much event spam u might get more downtiers
Plus I donāt wear it for hours a day
bet
I gotta invest on bone conduction earless headphones
have you been in top tier today?
For outdoors
im about to get it
Who wanna help me with bogdan preps
couple more rp away
lfg
Hey @lavish stump, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
work purposes.
yep
Dang ur on ps5, rip
This has been my experience when i tried to play today
That should be really good for destroying F-14s then
Fuck that a head dent aināt worth it
goated radar missiles
Average ping fr
I love what I do.
gn mate
when technology does what it's supposed to 
Streaming?
Or working at fast food place?
Or uh

Does anyone have just one job anymore? 
Marketing
Might start working irl again tho
Just for the fun of it
Armored truck security officer
Never a bad time to start good habits.
I can build a drone from scraps
And phone parts
Just careful where you fly it I guess 
I know the drone laws
And Iām not weird
So
I wanna make an assault (air soft) drone
For competition
You're not joking..?
Nope
Airsoft center
Like a uh
Field
To play airsoft
U can play w ppl
Make a squad even
Irl btw
We have a place around here called tagzone, it's basically paintball with rubber balls.
I dislike paint ball
Shits messy
Guns look shitty too
Which is why I prefer airsoft
U can wear gear to protect urself w out getting it stained
when you're invited to the party, do you say no just cause a little paint?
John 3:16
Yes
Even tho Iāll fuck em up and carry my team
I dislike getting paint on me
I went in with bare minimum gear. No gloves. Went face to face with a guy and we basically mirror shot ourselves.. my paint burst on his glove, his bounced off my skin.
Left a welt, but twas worth it
Dang
Iāve shot beer bottles w my airsoft pistol
Glass shattered
Cause it uses steel bbs
CO2 powered
I've handled an airsoft before.. but idk.. there's fun and there's masochism... I prefer fun.
??
Wym thereās masochism
If you're willing to airsoft a person, you're willing to Git airsofted back.
Bbs in the flesh. No thanks.
Thatās why you invest in gear
Masochism
I feel like there's more useful gear I can invest in. Like camping gear.
Armored gloves
Thatās only for big competitions
That require u to stay in the woods for days
Gimme a tent and a fishing rod over an airsoft gun..
Where tf am I Gona find a hellcat engine and transmission w all their stuff
I mean sure crashed ones but
Where the fuck am I Gona find those!?
Thereās like 1 or 2 here and they run
Iām cookedā¦
U can actually use airsoft guns for hunting
They gotta be steel bbs
And stuff
Rather a bow. Ngl.
Saw a sniper rifle that shoots steel BBs or pelts? Forgot the name
U play rdr2?
Currently, not really.
Only if u donāt have skills and patience
Practice.
That too
If u want we can play and go hunting one day
Nah. Compound bows are accurate, regular recurve are not really.
I use bow for small animals
Rifles for big ones
Or if i donāt wanna scare em off around the area
I lasso and slit its throat
Poison arrows for perfect kills actually.
Wouldnāt those ruin the meat??
It's a video game 
Banning you
Use those on players instead of animals ingame
I once shot a player on the face from a decent distance
With a bow
I use tranqs on players.
Do u wanna look at my meat?
āLOLā

I looked. But it was premature. Fr. Just post it then announce it next time 
hi guys
If it was on pc homie wouldāve thought Iād have aim bot
Aight bet. Needs to rest a few more mins tho
Bro, get a pic with the steam, it'll look š„
i'm actually scared i'm getting near the end of chapter 6 in rdr2 and i've started being evil in undertale
i've never been evil in undertale before
it's so sad
Bro ykw
Fuck it ima use another tool
To tighten these screws
But before I do ima check the parts see if they fine
Cause itās weird asf for those torque screw drivers to break like that
-the engineer
TF2 sound
Get ready for a cinematic masterpiece
Not ignoring you, just have nothing to say about it, and hoping someone else does so I don't have to explain this...

don't be lying to me i know what happens
Iām actually not
He got the death he wanted
Seeing the west
yeah but bro got murdered
I'd be down to see what kinda recordings I can get outta RDR2... Shit can get chaotic and funny.
i'm scared bro
i'm gonna miss arthur
but then i get to do missions with sadie
fucking love sadie
Don't worry, he'll always be there waiting under the New Game option.
yāall fw Micah?
no
š
micah smells
How earn trophy
i keep on buying him new stuff and then remembering that it doesn't rlly matter bc in like 3 hours bros gone
I think John inherits everything. Even his underwear 
Iirc
oh lovely
But not his swimming skills
š
I can't anymore..
I'm half ass awake
job done then. Take a break.
Aight meat pics incoming
Iām doing jobs for her in rdo
Met her dead husband too
He seemed nice
you would say that about anyone gurgling on their own blood
Not to J.K
He was not niceā¦
||(Cyberpunk character, yes itās a spoiler for those who didnāt watch cyberpunk edge runners, fuck you)||



?afk gamin on switch (leave me the hell alone)
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: gamin on switch (leave me the hell alone)
I need help finding where someone lives can anyone help me?
Weirdo
We don't do that shit.
Probably in your walls already
So is it hot af rn?

Well
That's... unfortunate
It's 19°C here
(65°F)

š¤Ø
You can keep your Temps there thank you
I don't wish to get cooked alive
Please trade


I'm assuming that during the winter, it's the exact opposite and you'll die immediately from frostbite?
Damn
Well what if I told you
That during the winter here, it sometimes goes down to 5°F 
Better yet, we once had -22°F 

Or just move to Montana or some

Ive done an indie rock song who can give me a feedback ?
I could
I like rock
Not to be confused with the bitch ass admin
I canāt send dm rn but itās on my bioo or u can type Light the Melody Hunter - Focus Remedy on yt
I like the opening but when I listen to the lyrics I cant help but feel like the guyās saying āfocus on more like cumā
I twist the words but you have the lyrics in the description haha
Can someone help me make money
Ask in lfg lol
dead chat
An admin would have to handle that and there's no current active admins
Hey @open kayak, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414

Get a job brokie
Can you help me with prize ride?
Use lfg channels (bottom of the server)
Lfg-other?
Correct
I did.. 30 minutes ago
Cool
No one is replying there
All u can do is wait
When will acid lab be 2x bro
I miss that too
same thing with auto shop
700k each sale
Same thing with the nightclub
hangar is so ass
It sucks you have to source for 4 hours
@viscid haven is it known yet how we will be able to play the beta? since we bought the ultimate it seems logic that we can install it
what should I buy with 1.8m
Thinking of buying the ubermacht niobe
I already have the sub,nightclub,acid lab, coke lockup, cash lockup, auto shop and cargo warehouse
You should probably hold off and get more money so that you have enough to upgrade it
Do you have a facility
You should save your money for the facility
I donāt think a facility and hangar are worth it
I mean the facility you can get the orbital cannon plus you can store your avenger at the facility as well
Ok fair enough, do you have the grotti stinger YT
*grotti stinger TT
The grotti stinger tt is 2.3M dollars and itās the fastest HSW car
I play on old gen so
Oh then maybe get the ocelot virtue if you donāt have that yet
Ok then you could get the bf wevil custom because apparently thatās the fastest car in the game
ok
I got the mk2 last week so
now I just need to buy cars and salvage yard and bail offic
Definitely get the salvage yard first because that will allow you to claim free vehicles when rockstar makes them claimable
No one is replying there
yo anyone down to do all lester heists>
So no one is going to help you until someone reaches out to you
Bruh im tired of lazy ass mtfers who wants to have fair pay and not do the setups
Imagine being aggressive because someone dislikes commissions
And begging
Says the guy begging for money for a commission snd then blocks them
You said you dislike me I didnāt ask for money
Reading issue on your part
Plus complaining in general chat
You said please I can't afford a commission
That's begging
chat i need help
stuck forever
has anyone else had the glitch in the past when you create a new online character, you do the tutorial, and thereās a glitch with registering as a CEO
Hey, @silver solar It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
calm down, itās just a question :)
iām tired asf, with a headache. no need to be a dick whoever did that :)))
No one did it
Itās the LSPD
They get at you for everything
Run
Or call Lester
i saw walmart say ā/ gtaā but ok
got the noti
mfs who want mod badly so they waste hours on the server reaction to a question in a rockstar gaming server: š”
Bros getting pressed over someone telling him to ask his question in a channel where he's most likely to get an answer 
and youāre getting pressed because iām talking about gta shit in a gta server š
just put the fries in the bag like honestly
What about my message made you think I was pressed
whatās the point of telling me where to put my message
donāt get it
Cause you're a lot more likely to get an answer there compared to here...
