#💬┃gorilla-chat
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5’5
WHAT
3 inches shorter then me
caseoh
We talking bout real life shrek
dead ass.
I step in the scale and I don’t even hit triple digits
Type shit
Im just a girl
lovely
i weigh less than bro and im over a foot taller than him
Fr?
No I’m just a very thin dude
bro is trying to slide in the dms
damnit
Literally
he likes those too
i has just throght opf a line
I’m 125
Same
i’m fw a 30 year old🫡
Real asf
(I use kilograms) 🙏
she be driving me places getting me stuff n buying me food😭
(my mum took away all the scales) 🙏
i reach triple digits in kgs
everyone in my school a bop besides my fav ex
I'm 120
if ur dating a chick in my school
Sterling
Still fat 😭
ur bald granny
Hoes fr
Damn
i’m 130
I'm short a hell
If that’s in pounds then I’m 250
5’10 and 125
I'm shorter than your friend 🙏
God maxed all my points out in agility luck and $
bro im 48kg
6’9
i’m a dude is the thing
“i’m 5’8 stand on my money now i’m 5’7”🗣️🔊
105 pounds i think
same
and i'm like 5"5
Negative is crazy
i was gonna make a joke
I'm 5'3
but don’t think yall would believe me wit out more proof😭
Dr.disrespect
Ok
140 pounds and dropping due to cancer polyps🎶
Go ahead 💀
Lmao
Should play in nba
fr
mf wouldn’t even have to learn how to olay
jus dripple the ball and dunk td
ts
Bro have to tippy toe then the ball go in there on it's own
I’m not that good tho
bro can use his fart as a boost to reach the net
Like I can street ball but I wouldn’t even break 88 ovr ngl
my room is freezing but i don't wanna get out of bed to close the window
What's up w you and farts 
jus the games and the restraunt meet ups
If he killing the game they shouldn't do shit
What
Bruh
Just close it or it's going to get worse
Easy. Get up and close the window.
What's freezing for you
it's rlly cold if i leave my bed im gonna freeze
i have clothes on bro
..
Put more on
i have my hoodie on
Triple the sheets!
Sweater
Or go with blanket
i have my blanket and my hoodie

i don't wanna get up and close the window
Is it -10 or sumn
Just Bluetooth your window and close it lol
Totally
im back
it's 11 degrees celsius
Sheesh not bad
Get up and close it, be quick
I'll trade that temp.
0 Ain't that bad
0 is freezing
Huh?
that's when water freezes
i think the top for me today is like 75 f
it's so cold
Just go quick
It's currently 22
21 Here
It's fucking 85 at 8:25 pm.
i did it guys
See
We definitely hit 30C today...
it was so cold
Wasn't so hard
We hit 30c everyfay
I'd rather be cold instead of burning up
After moving it's a lot warmer
And I hate it
It's wet and warm
Shit feels like a sauna
if it gets too warm now i'm gonna cry
Same. I kinda just guessed
it's been so cold in my room recently
Ok
No heat no nothing?
10pm feels like 26C/79F
i keep on opening the window bc it's warm and then i'll go sleep and usually my bf is on the side the windows on so when i wake up bc it's fucking freezing i can't even close the edible
window
im 6'9 stand on my money id be 114'5 (if in 100s)
2:30 am
how the fuck does window direct into edible
if the reddit guy told the truth
Window to edible is crazy
Just leave a bit open, like very tiny bit
That usually helps
yeahh
And it's raining 
blanket
Rain is good
it'll be a good temperature then we'll go sleep and i can't close or open the window without waking up my bf
i have a blanket and clothes bro
Almost 80F at 10pm with rain is fkn nuts!
i have a thicker blanket
Like 26
Ouch
damn
Sounds like Toronto weather
whats 11c in f
Close. 6hrs north
it's not the blankets or anything when it's warm in my room it's rlly warm but if i keep the window open i will get frostbite
anyways i'm gonna go sleep so i can maybe get up tmr
How temp control in room?
“put nikes on my nuts n i got air balls”
Like ac or sum
“shoot my shot at a bitch and it air balled”
Lmao
i don't have ac
jus close the window and thug out the heat
Rip
anyways night guys
use a tv as a blanket
nah
If it is that cold your bf should be the one who's freezing to death if he by the window
Good night
when i don’t got blankets i use pillows or my dogs
Only so much bro can protect
rip ir off the floor
i just sleep under the bed wit it on top of me fr
When homie forgot to bring you blanket when doing sleepover
once i slept under a couch as a kid
cuz he went to sleep
I did the card board box
bruh i gotta pack 3 bags
ong
Shit s heated too
to carry at fucking 4 am
why
bc my dad lives 2 hours from my school
Damn
and i gotta go to his work wit him to help him take out a small motor.
all ts at 4-6am.
i live in the city at my grandmas she outta town so i gotta stay at my dads😭
fr
and he’s making me drive
crazy
like don’t get me wrong i like to drive my car
why is it red in caps
It's quiet at 4am.
Night drive and early morning drive is fun
Peaceful..
But not when you don't want to do it
i only like night drives
Or when you tired
Fuck
I did ride when I first wake up and almost crashed lol
huh
Fuck
I hate knowing I need to be up early.. then spend all night not sleeping knowing I have less and less time to sleep 💀
twas going 30 in the woods in the side by side, hit a ret and sent into a tree
He said fuck
i got a video of it bc i was singing
God damn
damn
Tragic
it was funny
i only totatled one car
i’ve totaled no cars
Wow
is was a striker tho so its good
I ain't totally none

aslong as yo finger prints ain’t on that hoe u fine
Really says something
Did scrap my bike once
i went sideways into a pole
pretty sure i may be the only 1 who knows that a striker is
Where do I see thay
Nah it's a great number
guessing it was a charger, easiest striker to get
Idk how on pc
nah it was a challenger
I'm on phone
only thing u gotta do is change the computer and gpu
I'm on phone rn
same difference
Oh
yah
User settings.
we should become business partners fr
Ight settings account and then it'll show blocked users if u scroll
fr we would 😭
Thanks
ud gotta move tgo chicago tho
Yw
my car to unreliable to make that trip:(
i could have a guy bring onna my cars out ta u
W
let it be a mustang 🙏🏻
sure i fw it
W
ong
if we get a striker that’s a old mustang
that hoe mine
old cars the easiest to get
unless they got updated system
fr
fuck i just lost 1000
ya boy needs to stop gambling
me otw to shawtys house when she says she got redbull
Yeah fr
fr like you could be playing fortnite wit that time
shhhhh
fr
we shall keep everything between us
ong
damn
this hoe won’t go down to the bottom 😭
what
damn
swear
Wax belongs in your ears, then your supposed to use a swab, not a pen... Smh
ion got shi on cash app
fr
damn
only cash and btc
chat should i leave my cookies here and hopefully my step mom doesn’t find them and steal them
or should i take them wit me
if u coverted all ur money to btc how many would u hsave
(i’m not allowed to eat in my room but my 2 year old sister is for some reason)
abt 140k
i only got like 10 in bands
Let them get stale???
nah they in a package wit a top
Fuck 😩
gay
no i mean how many coins would u ghave
I trust nothing
ohhh
id have like 520
No
i’d have probably have like 2.62 or 3
cap
straight up
Are u gay
i’m straight
I'm lanky 
im at 30 mil
no.
30 dollars
steady rising
$30
Now we just spitting bs
ion made my first m yet
damn kinda brokeie
i showed you proof mf
At least the other guy is bro
true
im not
atleast i backed mine up
reverse image it shawty
I did
could be Christmas money
what.
Yo money spread
fr
ohh nah
I haven't seen that kinda thing in decades.. does it still exist?
ion get $ for christmas
Only seeing like $1000 max in cash my boy where the fat stacks at
jus gift cards cuz my parents know if they give me $ it’s going into green things
atleast i give crismas money
fine. give me a second.
it was a fan plus a stack of 20’s 50’s and hundreds
it was that one nettspend video
I think I got more bread dawg 
does server booster get image persm
i do evil
Eat the bread
i am malicous


I take this back. New information has indicated that the man was lying.
Your pink

this one
nuh uh
Thank you for boosting the server @rare dagger
np g
I got almost 6k in cash in my safe 
What happens if I boost
you get image perms
No u don’t
and a tank you from staff o thinl
what all do u want from me
you get banned for abuse of power
How u even get that. U ain’t alive when bitcoin was rising, and u don’t have mining rigs.
Tweaking bro
do have a multi tool
What even is that
cap
never said it was mining bit coin
What is a multi tool
On destiny... But I don't see how that's helpful...
free tay k
You get extra perms + helps us with keeping the custom link, emojis, stickers, and so on.
How long it last 
Like a monthly subscription right?
Pretty much
Nitro isn’t worth it honestly
yeah it is
Feels weird without it now since I had it for over a year now
Can’t really leave at this point

i just pretended to be a girl for like 3 weeks and a guy gave me 120 months

I got gifted 1 month of nitro because I became a discord kitten
Depends how you use your nitro.
yuh
Was cut short since he had to refund it due to compromised account
i jus flex and send emotes
There’s alternatives out there, can’t really promote it on this server though
Making emotes is fun too 
i head you can do it with something

sorry
I personally don’t mind it, just that this server is strict when it comes to modded clients for discord.
yeah
Wym alternative

^ @modest wigeon
It’s against Discord TOS
mp i use browser discord
Dms
perchance 
dw i gotchu
And for the success of the channel it's important to respect all the TOSs...
i pretended to be a chick for a few hours wit my hb we wracked up around 100$
fr
crazy
hardest but most out paying way to make $ legally is through drop shipping
What's hb husband?
hard to learn but once u do it u can make hella
i could never pretend to be a chickc cuz im too tall
i couldn’t learn but my hb got into it and is making abt 15 a month
i used pics of reddit
off
average
Your HB called Vlad by any chance?
home boy
not husband
nah his name hunter
he run a discord server selling arc accounts or sum idk
Vlad is special ...
if i was a girl id almost be the tallest girl alive
?
i think he was asking what hb meant
jus a young dude whose wanting to retire before age 20 and buy his dad a big house
🫡
Am I only able to boost if I have nitro?
^^ HB defined
he aint making boss sorry to say
huh
u only gon retire by 20 if u like a multi millionares son or daughter
don’t hate on the dream
Or a Special Forces..
it’ll happen or it’ll happen before age 30
yeah
Guys I have 600k in bitcoin
jus to mod tf out of my car have a big house with a ground pool
I’m straight
honestly if i stopped doing anything rn and sold all my stuff and just bought a lil house id be set for life
Money (currency) is finite isn't it?
u cheated
fr
I altered the timeline. I didn’t cheat
i’d be on the street or in a car
yeah
but i’d be fine fr
150k can’t get u shit besides a car now a days
or a shitty trailer
So to have it all. Would mean to take it away from all of you..?
if i stopped working i could live comfortaablt for my life if i die by 2026 probs
The more I have. The less you do.
yeah
im keeping all u mfs in the hood
rich by chance hood by choice
bro.
Which is essentially what happens if anyone has money in the bank instead of in circulation...?
yeah

And they said I didn't understand.
which state has the highest roi on houses?
Google it dawg 
Alberta 
prob cali
it said georgia
nah to many people and to expensive
Alberta's sister.
it said georgia due to low availability, low tax bracket, and low cost of living
i thought it was tn
i was wrong
cali is 9
A lot of people make their money like that.
Or they'll flip a house to rent it out.
the roi in tn is 10%
hinestly who made these goofy ahh troll afce edits
i sghulkd do that
if you're gonna be a homeowner and do property management, might as well go all out.
ok so what should i be working on
08 mustang would be the easiest
it just needs to be jumped and have new o2 sensors
08 dakota needs body work (got rust on the doors etc)
81 c10 has dry rotted wheels, inside cabin is falling apart (roof is hanging low) rust is everywhere and hasn’t been driven in 10+ years
Shouldn't you be thinking of sleep to be up at 4am?
01 mustang needs wiring done, and a new oil pan
how do you move cars between garages?
nah insomnia got me up
Interaction menu, manage vehicles, vehicle organization
idk why jus stressed abt everything
nothing runs atm besides the 08 dakota and the seirra
You saying I don't have to drive my cars around anymore..?
dakota needs new shocks and a wheel alignment
Man lemme get server helper fr I’m so helpful
Since when?
anyone? please
since like a year ago
Are u being sarcastic 
Wait.. were you?..
i need yall to pick a car for me to work on
oh mb
Gee wilakers
08 mustang would be easiest just needs to be boosted , and o2 sensors
that doesn't show up for me
idk why
only bad thing is it has a bad ac leak
Interaction menu, manage vehicles, vehicle organization
I saw yt videos
No I was being fr.. I thought I'd have to physically drive a car out of one garage and move it to another.
Nah u can do it in the interaction menu now
no vehicle organization option there
At least in console idk anything abt pc
🫤
is it jus a new gen thing?
bruh
Good thing I have GTA on console 
No
which is kinda bs
I was wondering
cuz we don't get that loading screen thing too
Hey guys anyone on ps4 with the paragon r in their autoshop?
Blame the modders I think... It's hard to support a platform that's being vandalised...
y favortie streamer is currently live on tawitch ill be back when stream ends
Maybe invest in a ps5 or series x in time for gta 6 and to get benefits of next gen
Who is it
wtf, I spent the other day tryna get my by the hsw
Are u new or sum
more like returning
How long an absence?
3 years
FUCK
but new gen not being on PC is actual BS
Fuck 😩
prefer mnk input
Huh
let's try catching him up real quick
"3 years"
Yea..... Bye!
Was cayo even out 3 years ago
controller is alright for driving
it came out after a couple of weeks
after I left
U woulda made bank bro
Does Cayo Persico, Acid Lab, Avenger missions mean anything to you..?
I am caught up for the most part
did cayo alot last week
got the acid lab
with the upgrade
I feel like the Avenger's Merc pack kinda just flew by.

Ngl ion even “play” the game anymore I just do time trials and spin podium
And maybe ls car meet prize ride
are the graphics upgrades significant for new gen?
like
if you compare PS5 and PC
I've recorded my last playthroughs..
40mins.. 50mins tops.. then I lose interest and do something else.
Yeah ig. Not like ur getting gta 6 graphics but it is better yeah
Not like you can optimize console to be better either..
rdr2 typa better?
It's still GTA... I don't think they added footprints in the sand yet... I need to check actually.. next time I get on.
Typa?
Hey guys is there a place on discord where I can ask people to sell me cars?
Ofc the car market
Take a lap
Why coach 
We're gonna be racists today
Oh thanks guys I'm slow
Cuz I wanna sleep
Check lfg channel
Life is a race, we all racist
or or or or
Surely you can't be such a bad person that you have to pay your teammates real money?...
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
Better than wasting hours trying to get a public lobby
go have 10pm-3am sesh wit the boys 🫡
then get my ass up at 4am to go take out a damn motor from a damn lawn mower
gonna read this again
what is the car of the week??
Type shi
I started by putting an add in LFG... I ended by taking this guy's add and offering him CMM instead 
I'd tell you, but then we'd have to ban ourselves 
??

dm me then🫡🙏🏻
Ain't that a car?
what is the bypass giveaway role for?

am i allowed to talk abt tobacco alcohol or green stuff
In gta yeah
ight
Irl I don't think so 
I think you can talk about it.. but TOS is clear about the ... market of.
Expect the unexpected
ima ask pickle tickler when he back online jus to make sure
If we aren't allowed to talk about it.. I'm cooked.
Nice
whats up
Nothing, much you?
nothing going on here either
Must be sleeping
Apparently I go off topic all the time but everyone else just talks random shit and get away with it
😂

Hi chat
Do u got that Fortnite battle pass
Waddup
The sky
Nope I don’t play Fortnite 😂
What u play
GTA
My cock
Wonder why 
Nothing else ngl
Cuz I don’t talk about GTA too often
Exactly
Just random shit
That server is full of brain dead mods who mute people for going off topic
Nah
This is why I only talk here
Are u talking in #🚔┃gta-discussion or sum?
Yeah u right
Y'all ready for lockdown part 2
Yes and no
Bro same
Exited to cheat on my college classes, not exited to catch the new shit they cooked up in that lab
Buying Pfizer stock for sure
I'm excited for no work but not ready for no money and not seeing my girlfriend @oak night
Is that ur discord kitten 
My irl girl
Part time discord kitten
Dawg if we get another pandemic, that means gta6 gonna be pushed back
Freedom doesn’t exist in that server
😮💨
I mean I’ve never chatted in there but I’ve heard it’s communist dictator type shit 
Fuck I forgot
It is lmao
Who is I forgot
Haha imbed fail
This
I don’t remember, probably
Its very kind you send the gif anyways
Gorilla chat
One of the GTA server mods is here 
Where
Here

Yes you remember me
hi
Waddup
Who is it
Oh nvm I know who it is now
yes
im gonna crash out if theres not another lockdown
im fine with that
more work on it means a better game
im fine with it coming out in even 2029
im lying
but i fw a 2027 release date
aint gonna happen
stop over dramatizing mpox
there was a outbreak of mpox from 2022 to 2023 also and nothing bad happened
i believe gta 6 is pretty close to finishing
if they did push it back it would be no later then 2026
chat i have a question
Hii
?
is it possible to have 2 discord tabs on different accounts
Nah man it’s not gonna be “more work” it’s gonna be barely any work because everyone will be at home doing zoom and shit again
Idk
I mean they can work on it digitally
sure have the app open and then open a browser version open for your second acount
Have that but I need a 3rd
lol why do you need 3 open
Btw what console U getting next
probs a game cube and ps5
hey guys i really wanna learn how to drag race and stuff could anyone help me?
Hit r2 to go
lmao
You can have a 2nd browser open
Like using the discord app, chrome, and like firefox
hit gas and dont loose
Whatsup fellow tax evaders on gta
hi
Ur so relatable
chat
chat💀
the new drag race mode?
Hi
Sup
Bored
Oh
Same tbf


Fuck Cayo got tequila 4 times in a row 🥲
I mean....
Now I know they nerfed it into the ground 🤣

Can't have nice things in GTA Online
It has a year left they should just revert everything 🤣
They won't coz they know the money that can still be made lmao
Yeah rockstar will do anything to get a extra 10 cents out of ppl
ahhhh
wont you look at that
crazy how karma work
is fine xdd
u guys fw this?
yea it is possible
Anyone got a mic and a pc
sounds great
@viscid haven is the coming beta closed or open, and when are each i forgot again
@fierce inlet go play Siege smh
i’m at work g
i haven’t played siege in over 2 months bro 💀
It's a miracle !!
Fair but not me
Can't beat me if I don't log on to begin with 
nah i will destroy you
💀

how many gta hours?
Less than you have in siege for sure
i have 7k in siege
Oh
yeah
I have 5K in Gta then
lol
we both know it’s 10k+
Smh
it’s the only game you play 💀
But you only play Siege as well so
OK then

@viscid haven answer me you silly boy
Fifa, f1, soon bo6, Gt7
hitman 3
fuck knows what more
i have way to many games
oh and euro truck sim 😎
first is closed on the 30th but pretty sure it runs all the way untill the open one ends
so is a long beta
open one starts on the 6th
and closes on the 9th
alr will it be a separate game or just a huge fucking update
seprate game for sure
Nice 😎
but under the hq launcher
so will need to download the game
hopefully we can pre install it
yeah but then i can just uninstall mw2 and everything yk

yeah would be nice
yhh but it would still run under the hq
cba having mw2 when i have bo6
apprently we getting some menu changes already with season 5 reloaded
getting ready for bo6
for sure
yeah i know but i don’t have space for it anyway so i would need to uninstall it
for sure yh you wont need mw2 aha
mw2 is dog shit
yeah
ahh nice
the 110 one 💀
pc
steam or battle?
nice
bo6 looks like bob
im pretty sure you should just be able to play the beta then
or you get a code in emails
not sure
yeah i’ve gotten my pc like 3 years ago so yeah
battle net and ubi are the worst by far
EA and Steam are clear
fuck yeah
i got all the luanchers ngl
gog ea apic steam ubisoft
battle
amazon games
lmao
but yhh there will be rewards also
for playing beta
and getting to max level in beta
also the skins and master crafts you get for pre ordering
are usable in beta
wsg yall

what.

my pepsi still in bound?
