💬┃gorilla-chat

[wanton hull]

my joints ache

[modest wigeon]

Yeah wonder why old ahh

[small needle]

Hello chat

[sonic parrot]

God damn

[modest wigeon]

[sonic parrot]

Sup

[modest wigeon]

Playin

[small needle]

Hi

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-ripus-bozus-nik0321-unlive2774-potato-chip-smoker-bozo-gif-21079712

[sonic parrot]

Scroll up and you'll see Call of duty chat room

[velvet forum]

hi

[modest wigeon]

I’m in ur walls

[sonic parrot]

Thought bro had zaza in hand then realize it's chips lmao

[small needle]

No you aren’t

[lavish flame]

Old man

[small needle]

Marijuana is BAD for you

[modest wigeon]

Blue bed

[small needle]

I’m at work :P

[lavish flame]

I smoke it 10000000000 times a day I’m still alive

[modest wigeon]

How u got a job at 7

[small needle]

I’m 19

[modest wigeon]

Average out is like 12 how u still got a job

[small needle]

You’re on the verge of death

[sonic parrot]

[lavish flame]

Nope just fine

[sonic parrot]

Don't do zaza

[modest wigeon]

Dawg this fuckin loud ass flash flood warning annoying as shit

[sonic parrot]

If you do make sure it's good zaza

[velvet forum]

how do i make someone listen to lana del ray

[modest wigeon]

Don’t

[sonic parrot]

Put them in handcuffa

[small needle]

Show them your favorite songs

[lavish flame]

Touch it then

[sonic parrot]

Lock them to a chair and put a headset on them

[modest wigeon]

Idk how I haven’t expanded to the cyber verse

[sonic parrot]

Put that shi on repeat too

[velvet forum]

i'm gonna lock him in my bathroom and blast lana

[lavish flame]

then expand

[modest wigeon]

They gonna go ape shit

[modest wigeon]

Idk how to dawg

[sonic parrot]

Do basement so neighbor don't complain

[velvet forum]

i don't have a basement bro

[sonic parrot]

Shi

Dig a hole or sum?

[modest wigeon]

Put them in a straight jacket and a padded room and blast it

[velvet forum]

i'm gonna like hot glue headphones to him and just blast lana del ray

i fucking love lana del ray

[sonic parrot]

I plead the fifth

[velvet forum]

what is that

[modest wigeon]

How u not know that

[velvet forum]

i know it's an amendment

[modest wigeon]

Is u a Brit

[velvet forum]

but i'm not American

i am a brit

[sonic parrot]

That make sense

[velvet forum]

i know it's an amendment

[sonic parrot]

Well I'm Canadian

[velvet forum]

i just don't know which one

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-smith-bully-britsh-pride-bullworth-academy-gif-14786545153639080362

[sonic parrot]

[sonic parrot]

fifth amendment

[modest wigeon]

Chewsday innit bruv. Copa tea love thanks

[velvet forum]

i don't even have that accent

[sonic parrot]

Burger and chips

[velvet forum]

sobbing hysterically

[velvet forum]

yeah but like which one is that

i know they all have like different meanings or something

[modest wigeon]

They ur rights as a citizen

It’s like u don’t legally have to answer questions or sum

[sonic parrot]

Not engage in conversation or give info to law enforcement

Basically no comments

[velvet forum]

the most i know about america is hamilton

that's it

[sonic parrot]

Huh?

Hamilton?

[velvet forum]

everything i know about america is from the musical hamilton

and red dead

[small needle]

Hamilton lol

[sonic parrot]

Ain't never heard of it

[velvet forum]

and maybe a history lesson about mormons

[small needle]

The world is healing

[modest wigeon]

Second amendment and 21st are my favorite

[sonic parrot]

Too bad us Canadian don't got it like y'all do

[modest wigeon]

Yall lost all gun rights or sum like a few years ago

Goofy ass mf took yo shit away

[velvet forum]

i don't have guns 🤗🤗

[sonic parrot]

But lowkey glad somewhat after seen some morons

[sonic parrot]

Knife?

[modest wigeon]

Yeah yall got knives tho. News story every day

[sonic parrot]

Thought brit brought back those knight dual lmao

[velvet forum]

don't even some boy i know has started carrying around an exacto knife

like bro

[sonic parrot]

Sword fight type shi

[velvet forum]

why

u just look silly

[sonic parrot]

I mean you can use it to protect yourself

[velvet forum]

if i saw someone approach me with an exacto knife id piss myself laughing

it's the silliest thing ever

[sonic parrot]

Bruh why a exacto knife

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/london-gif-19304239

[sonic parrot]

So many choices you choose thay

[velvet forum]

bc knife crime is so stupid

it's all stupid

[sonic parrot]

Fire loadout

[modest wigeon]

Nah it’s a starter pack

[sonic parrot]

I want that butterfly lol

[modest wigeon]

I want the axe that shit looks cool asf

[velvet forum]

my boyfriend wants to buy a bb gun so he can shoot me

like genuinely

[modest wigeon]

I think I have the knife in the top right actually

Yeah I do

[sonic parrot]

I got an axe in my yard

[modest wigeon]

Not sharp anymore tho

[sonic parrot]

Use it to chop trees and shit

[sonic parrot]

We do that shit lol

[modest wigeon]

What other uses do u think it’s got dawg

Hiding sum fr

[velvet forum]

i think the only time i use any of the knives in my house is when i'm cutting cheese

[sonic parrot]

Plead the fifth on that one

[velvet forum]

he's genuinely trying to convince his dad to buy a bb gun so he can shoot me

[sonic parrot]

Well it be fun tho

[modest wigeon]

He jealous of our freedom

[velvet forum]

no i'm not gonna get shot

[sonic parrot]

If my ass done that to my ex I'd get bodyslammed

[modest wigeon]

Won’t hurt unless he gets a hi-capa

With a co2 cartridge

[velvet forum]

he wants to go on a trail thingy in america

[sonic parrot]

He finna come back a different breed of being

[velvet forum]

he wants me to come with bro

[modest wigeon]

He gonna play USA Detroit hood simulator with that BB gun

[sonic parrot]

Where in us?

[sonic parrot]

Lmao

[reef palm]

i know a person who have that energy

[velvet forum]

he can't walk 20 minutes to my house bc it's too much effort and this bitch wants to go on a hike in the Appalachian mountains

[modest wigeon]

Is it someone in Arkham Asylum

[sonic parrot]

Trust me us boy rather do an 5hr bike than walk 10 mins to our gfs house

[velvet forum]

he doesn't leave his house ever

[sonic parrot]

Emmmm

Bro in shape?

[modest wigeon]

He gonna get eaten by a windego in those hills man don’t let him go

[velvet forum]

yet he's convinced he would be able to do it

[velvet forum]

he wants me to go with him bro

[sonic parrot]

You bout to be sacrifice

[velvet forum]

yeah he's like 37kg

he's smaller than i am

[modest wigeon]

Appellation mountains are where all the weird shit happens man I wouldn’t go

[sonic parrot]

Emmmmm

[reef spire]

stay as far away from the appalachia mountains bro

[velvet forum]

that's what i told him bro he's convinced we're going

[modest wigeon]

Is he a child why he that small

[reef spire]

37kg

[sonic parrot]

37kg is concerning

[reef spire]

bro is 4'3"

[modest wigeon]

That’s like 80 pounds

[velvet forum]

he's like 5"3 and just doesn't eat

[reef palm]

yep

[sonic parrot]

Okay that's concerning

[modest wigeon]

Stick figure fr

[reef spire]

scrawny

[sonic parrot]

Fax

[velvet forum]

yeah no he's smaller than i am

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-man-high-five-gif-5187170

Yall fr

[sonic parrot]

Bro

[reef palm]

whats wrong with the appalachian mountains

[velvet forum]

fr

[reef spire]

haunted

like genuinely

[reef palm]

i heared creepy stories about it

[velvet forum]

murderers bro

[reef spire]

skinwalkers

[reef palm]

idk if its real or not

[velvet forum]

i am not getting murdered

[sonic parrot]

Don't go

Y'all finna be on the headline

[modest wigeon]

Ain’t ever stepping anywhere near those mountains. look on TikTok all the creepy shit

Never

[velvet forum]

im gonna convince him not to go

[reef palm]

it seems i found my fav place

[modest wigeon]

He gonna get lost like in blare witch

[sonic parrot]

If I'm going I'm going with a group and with firearm

[velvet forum]

he'll forget about it in like a couple months

[modest wigeon]

Nah

[reef spire]

tabi ur boyfriend doesnt walk 20 min to go see you?

[velvet forum]

yeah no he won't walk in the forests around my house vc he's scared of the blare witch but he wants to go to those mountains

[modest wigeon]

Paused his game to be here

[modest wigeon]

[sonic parrot]

Why the hell would he want to go to the mountain in us then

Bruh

[velvet forum]

he usually just gets his dad to drop him off tbf

[modest wigeon]

Maybe that’s why he wants the BB gun to practice for when he goes to those mountains

[sonic parrot]

He needs to eat lol

[modest wigeon]

Finna catch a windego

[sonic parrot]

windego ain't want that that's barely a snack lol

[modest wigeon]

Prolly mistake for a tree branch

[sonic parrot]

Natural camo

[velvet forum]

he'll forget about it in a couple months anyways

[sonic parrot]

Well we hope that's the case

[velvet forum]

i'm just not gonna remind him so hopefully he forgets

[sonic parrot]

Ain't want to see y'all on headlines lol

[reef spire]

get bro on some high carb high protein meals. have him eat sandwhiches ideally wholegrain bread, get him moving more, doesnt need to be running/lifting just walking around, chores etc he will start gaining healthy weight

im a nutritionist student if that helps

[sonic parrot]

He needs to put on some weight

I need to too lmao

Ain't never able to

[reef spire]

he needs to eat lots of bread, pasta, rice and chicken and beef and fish and lamb veges

[velvet forum]

he just does his own thing

[modest wigeon]

Ain’t reading allat

Thinks I’m Shakespeare

Nah

[sonic parrot]

Even get him McDonald's or other fast food tbh

[reef spire]

my fault ticklepickle

[velvet forum]

he's just living life

[sonic parrot]

That life ain't leading to nowhere good

[reef spire]

mcdonalds really good calorie dense meal

if u wanna put on weight fast go fast food

calories are calories

[sonic parrot]

Too bad they ain't so affordable now

[reef spire]

true

[lavish flame]

No wonder why I’m fat as fuck then

[velvet forum]

he just does his own thing i can't rlly tell him what to do

[sonic parrot]

I tried eating fast food three times a day for 2 week

Gained 1lb lmao

[reef spire]

brother the food is soaked in oil and saturated fats what did you expect

[sonic parrot]

Then I just gave up

[reef spire]

wait

wrong message

[sonic parrot]

Lmao

[modest wigeon]

Buddy needs bulk up fr

[sonic parrot]

This one you mean

[reef spire]

just a little

im assuming he doesnt wanna start lifting or running

[sonic parrot]

I mean 5'3

[reef spire]

yea haha

[sonic parrot]

He ain't need too much

[velvet forum]

he's never been particularly big i've seen photos of him when he was little he's always been scrawny

[sonic parrot]

How to gain weight tho

[reef spire]

yeah he actually wont need a whole lot of food to put weight on

[sonic parrot]

Is there and condition where a person just can't gain weight

[velvet forum]

like i thought i was skinny as a kid then i saw him as a baby

[reef spire]

get him drinking a bunch of beer he'll put it on straight away

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/push-ups-ricky-berwick-exercise-getting-fit-workout-gif-16979761

[reef spire]

trust me

[sonic parrot]

That's ain't the right advice lmao

[reef spire]

nahhhhh

[sonic parrot]

All that weight finna be in the belly

[reef spire]

manute bol was 7'7" and skinny asf so his coach made him drink beer ALLLL the time and he put on so much weight

[velvet forum]

i can't make him do anything he just does his own thing

[reef spire]

start feeding that boy

[sonic parrot]

Is bol still in league?

Oh no his son

[reef spire]

unfortunately he died like 15 years ago

[velvet forum]

i make him food he just doesn't gain weight

[sonic parrot]

Force feed hum

[reef spire]

but bol bol still there

hes doin pre good

[sonic parrot]

I haven't heard bout bol bol since the bubble

[velvet forum]

he's only at my house for like a day at a time maybe 2

[sonic parrot]

Feed him like you his grandma

He'll gain some weight real soon

[velvet forum]

i do feed him he just doesn't gain weight

i don't rlly mind either

i like him the way he is

[sonic parrot]

I mean as long as he healthy it's all good

[velvet forum]

i ghink hes healthy idk

[sonic parrot]

Then it's alr

Keep an eye out tho

That weight doesn't really sound right to me

[modest wigeon]

Luton

[sonic parrot]

Huh?

[velvet forum]

yeah no it's definitely not

i make him food at my house i can't rlly force him to eat it

[modest wigeon]

Should I make ramen noodles

[sonic parrot]

Get him cookies and all that

Snack works like magic sometime

[modest wigeon]

Get him a gym membership some chicken and creatine

[velvet forum]

he isn't gonna go to the gym

he has the lung capacity of a spoon

[sonic parrot]

Like born with it or

[velvet forum]

no he smokes

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/teddybop-teddy2trappy-roadman-roadman-dance-gif-26890183

[sonic parrot]

I can't imagine him smoking lmao

I cant

5'3 Scoop dogg?

[velvet forum]

he doesn't do it often

he has a couple cigs every few days i think

he's got a vape that he uses which probs isn't better

[sonic parrot]

I mean one fucks up your lung the other

I think vape fucks up people's head

[modest wigeon]

Guys not living past 30

[velvet forum]

he keeps on leaving all the juice for his vape around my house

i've got a little bottle of it on my desk

[modest wigeon]

Not living past 20

[velvet forum]

i don't even remember when he left it

[sonic parrot]

How he manage to make the situation worse and worse amaze me

I get people that age vape and shit

But damn

[velvet forum]

it's so much worse

[modest wigeon]

Fent?

Tranq?

[velvet forum]

no

[sonic parrot]

Crystal?

[velvet forum]

does it look like i would date a meth addict

[modest wigeon]

[sonic parrot]

I doubt kids that age can get hands on any serious drug

[cunning oriole]

sup

[velvet forum]

nope

[sonic parrot]

At most weed and za

[modest wigeon]

Same thing

[sonic parrot]

What's up

[sonic parrot]

[velvet forum]

i was gonna say aren't they the same

[sonic parrot]

Not really

Weed and zaza are on the lighter side

[velvet forum]

yeah no he smokes weed but not often

[modest wigeon]

Nah I mean weed is zaza

[sonic parrot]

Basically the difference between misdemeanor and felony

[sonic parrot]

Yeah that's true

[modest wigeon]

Tell him to breathe air

And that he doesn’t need a vape

[sonic parrot]

Drink water breath air fr

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-air-breath-gif-25846172

[velvet forum]

i need a smoking buddy tho

[sonic parrot]

Bro needs to drop that vape and hit the gym Fr tho

[modest wigeon]

[sonic parrot]

What has this generation come to

[velvet forum]

i think we're missing the fatal flaw here that is i also do these things

[sonic parrot]

Mhmmm

I mean Yeah it's basically impossible to tell your partner to quit when you do it

Since you two in a relationship

That's basically impossible

Unless both decide to get off certain thing

[velvet forum]

i mean i don't smoke cigs

[modest wigeon]

Yall ain’t living past 30

[velvet forum]

but he's not quitting that

[sonic parrot]

Weed ain't really better than cigs

All these are equally bad non is better than other

But cig definitely shows the consequences

[velvet forum]

he doesn't do it often

[modest wigeon]

Cigs also have chemicals. Weed is just marajuana

[sonic parrot]

Some cigs are just tobacco

But I doubt those kids can get it

[velvet forum]

idk

i don't smoke cigs

[modest wigeon]

What kind does he smoke

[velvet forum]

idk he rolls his own

[sonic parrot]

Well then that could be just tobacco

[modest wigeon]

Also it’s like 3 am there why is u awake dawg

[velvet forum]

it's only 1am where i am

[sonic parrot]

My ass just fixed my sleep schedule lol

Sleep is important

[modest wigeon]

Uk is 5 hrs away from me

[reef palm]

sup

[velvet forum]

i've been staying up until like 2ish

the lastedt is like 5

but that's when i decide im not sleeping i'm just gonna play red dead

[sonic parrot]

You might want some sleep ain't gonna lie

[velvet forum]

and i'll go bed at like midnight if my bfs here

[modest wigeon]

I’m fuckin special

[sonic parrot]

I did that shit too when I was 15 and it definitely ain't good

[sonic parrot]

[modest wigeon]

8pm plus 5 hrs is 1 am

[velvet forum]

i'll start going bed earlier near when school starts

[sonic parrot]

Good idea lol

[modest wigeon]

Why I say 3am

[sonic parrot]

I use to sleep during math class

[sonic parrot]

The math ain't mathing

[velvet forum]

i'm so sure i'm failing my gcses i didn't go to any science lessons in year 8 or 9

[modest wigeon]

Back in sophomore year, I used to stay up and start my hw at 4am, and then wake up at 6:30 am

[velvet forum]

i completely failed my mocks last year

[sonic parrot]

Well that ain't good

I'm amazed how I get honor role back then despite sleeping in class lmao

[velvet forum]

only my science and media tho

i passed everything else

then got a 5 in history

and an 8 in RE

i'm not even religious

[sonic parrot]

How yalls grading work

We use percentage

[velvet forum]

there's a grade boundary that changes every year

so if everyone does rlly bad you'll need less marks to pass

[past marsh]

A grade from 1-100, sometimes more depending if we get bonus points.

[velvet forum]

but if everyone does rlly well then the boundary is rlly high

and it's harder to pass

[sonic parrot]

Okay

[velvet forum]

you can get from a 1-9

4 is a foundation pass

[sonic parrot]

So kinda flows depending on how everyone does

[velvet forum]

5 is a pass on the higher paper

anything less is a fail

[sonic parrot]

Okay

We just do percentage here

[velvet forum]

and then if you do a btec it's completely different grading

i don't even know what the grading is on btec exams and i probably should

i just know i'm passing the btecs i'm doing

maybe

i'm not entirely sure

i'm never sure

[sonic parrot]

As long as you passing you good

Y'all kids ain't wilding tho are you

[velvet forum]

huh

[modest wigeon]

Huh

[sonic parrot]

When I was 15 one of my bud got a girl pregnant and shit

[velvet forum]

i will not be having that issue

[sonic parrot]

👍🏻

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-16704157274113773062

[velvet forum]

one time a girl told me she couldn't come to my birthday party bc she had to take a pregnancy test

[modest wigeon]

What is u on about bruv

[velvet forum]

and there's some girl in my year who's pregnant and there is 3 possible dads

[sonic parrot]

Damn

They keeping the baby?

[velvet forum]

yeah she's liek 6 months pregnant

[rare dagger]

crazy

[sonic parrot]

How old?

15?

[modest wigeon]

At least they ain’t kill it

[velvet forum]

i had this other friend and she has a pregnancy scare every other month

[sonic parrot]

Well that's true but what they do after the baby is born tho

[rare dagger]

i knew this one girl in who was 14 and had a baby

[sonic parrot]

Like how they gonna take care of it and all that

[velvet forum]

i'd get rid of it

[sonic parrot]

They wilding

[rare dagger]

same

[modest wigeon]

Drop out of school and work at McDonald’s prolly

[velvet forum]

i'm being so honest i wouldn't keep it

[modest wigeon]

Wild

[sonic parrot]

I get you

[modest wigeon]

[velvet forum]

especially that young

[sonic parrot]

So hard to use rubber lmao

[velvet forum]

i'm not letting a baby ruin the start of my life

[rare dagger]

type shi

[velvet forum]

like i'd feel bad

but i wouldn't do it

it wouldn't be good for me or for a child

[modest wigeon]

Just put it at a fire station or sum bro

[sonic parrot]

Adoption center could work

[velvet forum]

i wouldn't keep it at all

i'm not going through labour

[sonic parrot]

Understandable

[calm canopy]

okay guys

is it gay to send the picture

or to save the picture

[rare dagger]

of what

[sonic parrot]

Huh?

[calm canopy]

yk what

[sonic parrot]

Depends on the picture

[calm canopy]

it’s a question my dad asked me

[velvet forum]

save

[modest wigeon]

Say more bro what is u talking abt

[sonic parrot]

I mean I would say both tbh

[velvet forum]

saving the picture is gay

[calm canopy]

is it gay to save the dp or to send the dp

[rare dagger]

the what

[sonic parrot]

If you send it to a girl

Aint gay

[calm canopy]

no if u send it to a guy

[rare dagger]

yeah then it is

[velvet forum]

one time a guy thought i just had his pics saved to my phone

[modest wigeon]

Neither unless it’s to a dude dawg. Save it for future use if it’s half decent

[calm canopy]

but what if you send it to your hb to ask why your nuts have bumps

[sonic parrot]

I think it's gay

[velvet forum]

bro do u think i want that in my phone no thank you sir

[rare dagger]

tf

[calm canopy]

😂😂😂😂

[sonic parrot]

That is kinda

[calm canopy]

okay i sent this girl a picture

she sent one back

what do i say?

“why is it bigger then mine”?

[sonic parrot]

Maybe not gay if you genuinely got a problem

AYo wtf

[calm canopy]

i feel like i’m def finna be muted or banned again lmao

[rare dagger]

if she got one she not a she

[sonic parrot]

Run

[modest wigeon]

This guy talking to James Charles

[calm canopy]

hell no.

[sonic parrot]

Run as fast as you can or your ass fried

[velvet forum]

compliment her or something but don't be rlly corny with it or something

[calm canopy]

so i’m supposed to say “ay shawty nice pickle”?

😭

[rare dagger]

do not

[sonic parrot]

What picture tho

[modest wigeon]

Yeah

[velvet forum]

oh my lord

[rare dagger]

actually just run

unless ur gay

[sonic parrot]

Nah bro you run

[calm canopy]

or do i jus say “why does that look like my uncle”

[velvet forum]

does she actually have a penis

[sonic parrot]

Unless you like it in the butt then run

[velvet forum]

i'm scared now

[calm canopy]

nah im jus trollin

[velvet forum]

thank fuck

[calm canopy]

😂

[rare dagger]

good

[modest wigeon]

Ur u a homeosexual

[calm canopy]

nuh uh

[sonic parrot]

[rare dagger]

nah hes normal

[calm canopy]

i don’t like dick:(

[sonic parrot]

I saved some pic ain't gonna lie

[modest wigeon]

Lying u already fantasizing

[sonic parrot]

But no dp

[modest wigeon]

Ur homo

[calm canopy]

your a homo

[velvet forum]

i was gonna ask does that mean i'm gay bc my boyfriend doesn't have a penis but i already like girls

[modest wigeon]

No

[calm canopy]

yes

your tickling my pickle rn

that’s homo

[sonic parrot]

Huh?

[modest wigeon]

That’s just business man

[rare dagger]

how would a boyfriend not have a dick

[sonic parrot]

I'm so confused

[rare dagger]

boy = dick

[calm canopy]

i’m NOT gay

[velvet forum]

nope

[sonic parrot]

Logic right there

[velvet forum]

my boyfriends trans

[calm canopy]

nuts = guy no nuts = girl
3 nuts = what the fuck

[sonic parrot]

business is crazy

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/lupinranger-patrenger-umika-tsukasa-gay-gif-21056282

[sonic parrot]

who TF got 3 nut

[calm canopy]

i’m not homo.

[rare dagger]

my boy demetrius

he from unkraineeain

[calm canopy]

is that not normal..?

[modest wigeon]

It’s okay dawg it’s 20202024

[sonic parrot]

Huh?

[calm canopy]

yall saying yall don’t pee blue?

[sonic parrot]

When is that normal

[rare dagger]

no mines black??

[modest wigeon]

Nah I’m not a avatar

Mines red

[sonic parrot]

Who pee blue

[calm canopy]

i think you need to get that checked out mane it’s supposed to be blue

[velvet forum]

this chat scars me

scared

scares

[sonic parrot]

[rare dagger]

my boy said it cuz i drinl to muchj soda

[calm canopy]

[modest wigeon]

Slurp juice or sum

[velvet forum]

did i spell that right

[modest wigeon]

Close enough

[reef palm]

[calm canopy]

it’s like a 3 second chug jug

why are we talking abt this.

[modest wigeon]

Chug jus is like 10

[rare dagger]

cuz why not

[sonic parrot]

What has the convo come to lol

[velvet forum]

i can't spell bro

[calm canopy]

it’s 15 ain’t it?

[modest wigeon]

Idk man shits been vaulted forever

[calm canopy]

fr bruh

okay next question

[velvet forum]

im genuinely scared of this conversation

[sonic parrot]

Bros question is harder than all my final exam combined

[calm canopy]

idk another question that won’t get me banned

[sonic parrot]

Boys convo

[modest wigeon]

Better than the crack and abortion one earlier

[reef palm]

im not even talking abt scars

[sonic parrot]

Boys use a rubber

Shit is needed

[rare dagger]

fr

[modest wigeon]

I use a ziplock

[calm canopy]

gonna text shawty sayin “i can make your period go away for 9 months. which is a VERY long time, only down side is. i too disappear”

[rare dagger]

bro is in the tunnels

not even tje trencghes ay that point

[calm canopy]

i use a trash bag

[velvet forum]

oh good lord

[modest wigeon]

Ziplock is better cuz it’s clear

[sonic parrot]

I remember someone died cause he ain't got no rubber then he just glued it lmao

[velvet forum]

i feel like that would hurt

[sonic parrot]

Bro used gorilla glue too

[modest wigeon]

Mans shit exploded

[calm canopy]

trash bag is better so she doesn’t see i was lying abt sizes

[velvet forum]

for everyone involved

[rare dagger]

how

would that hurt

[calm canopy]

oh hell no

[modest wigeon]

What that even mean

[velvet forum]

idk i just feel like it would hurt

[modest wigeon]

What would bro

[calm canopy]

mf would have to poke the hole with a safety pen

[velvet forum]

putting glue on it bro

[sonic parrot]

FAX

[rare dagger]

he just like me

[sonic parrot]

That shit is sealed period

[modest wigeon]

Oh nah ofc it wouldn’t hurt

[velvet forum]

i feel like that would hurt for everyone involved

[rare dagger]

fr

[calm canopy]

how else are you supposed to make slime

[sonic parrot]

I would not do it

If you let it dry nah

[calm canopy]

that would suck

[sonic parrot]

The girl ain't gonna feel it

[velvet forum]

no i feel like that would definitely hurt

[calm canopy]

“honey go get my toothpick”

[modest wigeon]

Guys should I focus on college or should I lock into Fortnite this season

[sonic parrot]

[calm canopy]

lock in on fortnite

go to college next year.

[rare dagger]

fortnite

[sonic parrot]

Lock in bro

[rare dagger]

fuck the future

[sonic parrot]

Fortnite for sure

[modest wigeon]

Right answer marvel season after all

[calm canopy]

i got top 500 in last tourney

for qualifier

[modest wigeon]

Nice

Was it a cash cup or nah

[calm canopy]

then got in 3 aim bottle lobbies dropping me to 8k

[sonic parrot]

Idk

[calm canopy]

yep

[velvet forum]

a bunch of new songs got added to fortnite festivals

[sonic parrot]

If there ain't no bumps or stuff it shouldn't

[calm canopy]

last 3 games was aimbotter lobbies and i didn’t qualify

[modest wigeon]

Yeah I ain’t buying that shit Spotify and yt are free

[sonic parrot]

I ain't touched Fort nite since grade 9

[velvet forum]

feel like it would still hurt

it'd be all like dry

and scratchy

[calm canopy]

i’m a junior now

[rare dagger]

arent sond chicks into that thp

like

[sonic parrot]

Y'all don't spit on it?

[modest wigeon]

Hs or college

[velvet forum]

i feel like that would definitely cause an infection

[calm canopy]

i graduate in 2 years (this one and next one) SOMEONE GIVE ME ADVICE IM TERRIFIED.

[sonic parrot]

Yeah I think so

[calm canopy]

hs

[modest wigeon]

Hawk tua

[velvet forum]

you don't buy them they just get added?

[sonic parrot]

That's why those d ring exist

[sonic parrot]

fax

[modest wigeon]

U do buy them dawg each song is like 300 or 800 or sum

Actual scam

[rare dagger]

fr

[velvet forum]

i get them for free bro

[rare dagger]

i only bought the one doja cat one that was added near the start of ferstibval

[sonic parrot]

Get girls

[calm canopy]

i don’t want no hauk tuah

i want my lady to be like ms packman

[modest wigeon]

I ain’t buying any of em. I’m just gonna buy shit like anakin skywalker or Rick grimes

[calm canopy]

i got cheated on , she cheated on me wit my hb

then she leaked his dp

[sonic parrot]

Damn

[small needle]

Dr Pepper?

[calm canopy]

now i got a roster and talking to a 32 year old

[modest wigeon]

Yes

[sonic parrot]

Yeah dr pepper

[calm canopy]

definitely

[rare dagger]

absolutrely

[small needle]

Hmmm Dr Pepper

[calm canopy]

Yes dr pepper

[modest wigeon]

Shit makes my teeth gritty tho. Gimme some lime lemonade

[calm canopy]

ew.

[velvet forum]

my grandma thinks i'm a lesbian bc i called one of my friends my wife

[calm canopy]

give me pepsi.

[sonic parrot]

I cheated on my gf back then

Or ex

[calm canopy]

my dad thinks i’m gay because all he sees me doing is hanging with guys

[velvet forum]

i fucking love dr pepper

[calm canopy]

(i rather focus on the $ then women)

[modest wigeon]

Nah that corrodes fuckin vibranium

[sonic parrot]

Lmao

[simple iron]

Coke better

[small needle]

I need me a DP rn

[calm canopy]

what.

[sonic parrot]

[modest wigeon]

Reasonable

[sonic parrot]

Who gonna tell him

[modest wigeon]

He want u to get bitches

[velvet forum]

my mum just thinks i'm a slag

[sonic parrot]

Get girls bro

[calm canopy]

i have bitches 😭

[small needle]

My Mother loves me and is very proud of me

[rare dagger]

[calm canopy]

i jus don’t hang wit em often unless im sneaking out

[sonic parrot]

You dad don't know?

[modest wigeon]

So he sped then

[calm canopy]

i rather focus on my bag

[sonic parrot]

I was getting all the first hand tea in GC

[calm canopy]

he said i could sneak out n do what evs, he jus doesnt realize i actually sneak out

[sonic parrot]

Shit s crazy

[calm canopy]

i’m 16 having to pay my own car off, pay my own rent, and pay my mamas trailer rent

[sonic parrot]

Rip

[calm canopy]

shit comes out to over 5k a month

[modest wigeon]

[sonic parrot]

How many jobs you be working

[calm canopy]

i owe 4k on the 01 mustang

[modest wigeon]

Why she can’t pay her own shit

[calm canopy]

3 on the 08

[velvet forum]

bro i just sit in bed all day

[small needle]

What do you do for work

[modest wigeon]

Type shit same

[velvet forum]

i occasionally go out with my boyfriend

[sonic parrot]

I ain't allowed to get a car till uni

[calm canopy]

and my moms rent is 500 and mines 500 then i gotta pay for her food bills dog food etc

[rare dagger]

crazy

[sonic parrot]

Shit s tragic

[calm canopy]

she’s a junkie

[sonic parrot]

Damn

[velvet forum]

i never leave my house bro

[small needle]

What do you do for work lol

[modest wigeon]

Dang

[rare dagger]

save up for a demon 170 like me

[sonic parrot]

Bro taking care of his momma

[rare dagger]

they fast asf

[calm canopy]

power wash, roofing, any blue collar

[velvet forum]

i don't leave my room how are you guys having full jobs

[small needle]

Ohhh I see

[sonic parrot]

My parents gave me 60k for down

[modest wigeon]

I’m saving up my Christmas money for a Chiron when I’m 270

[calm canopy]

i haul stuff with my grandpas truck, i trade bitcoin etc

[velvet forum]

i don't leave my bed how are u guys paying rent

[small needle]

With job

[rare dagger]

my job

[calm canopy]

so far i’ve made abt half a mil

[modest wigeon]

[sonic parrot]

Sadly no demon them dealer ain't bout to sell them Unless with a 100mark up

[modest wigeon]

Now we just lying

[calm canopy]

u want proof

[velvet forum]

the most productive thing i do in a day is walk downstairs and get food

and i rarely do that

[sonic parrot]

He got bread

[calm canopy]

not saying i’m making quick $ the right way, but i’m making quick $

[modest wigeon]

U ain’t make half a mil and still owe only 4K on an 01 mustang.

[calm canopy]

i can show u

[small needle]

Monthly payments lol

[modest wigeon]

Aight then

[calm canopy]

dms?

[modest wigeon]

[sonic parrot]

An 01 mustang shouldn't cost so much

[small needle]

Half a mil don’t really mean shit when all of ur money goes to monthly stuff lol

[rare dagger]

fr

thats why i usually buy stuff straight

[modest wigeon]

Do u know how much half a mill is

[sonic parrot]

If your monthly is high then 500k really ain't much

[velvet forum]

let the light in by lana del ray bro

[small needle]

High interest rate can have you paying stuff off forever

[calm canopy]

most everything is sending

[rare dagger]

i almost got half a mil stolen by one person on twittter

[sonic parrot]

How high them interest are rn

[velvet forum]

i feel like if i got a job id just spend my money on spotify premium

[modest wigeon]

Can buy 2 huracans with 500k man

It’s not like 10k bro

[sonic parrot]

Our family's new car was 4.99

[small needle]

People have bills man…

[calm canopy]

i never said i have 500k i said i’ve made 500k

[modest wigeon]

Matchbox car price

[calm canopy]

i’ve been doing ts since 12 brother taught me

[sonic parrot]

Nah the interest

[velvet forum]

my family just doesn't have a car bro

[sonic parrot]

4.99%

[calm canopy]

then again brothers locked up for another couple years

[rare dagger]

average car cost in 1734

[velvet forum]

non of us can drive

[sonic parrot]

Huh?

[calm canopy]

@modest wigeon idk if i sent u all the ss but i sent some of em

[rare dagger]

crazy

[calm canopy]

they sending my wifi jus slow

[sonic parrot]

Your parent got no licence?

[velvet forum]

my mum can't drive

neither can my sister

[calm canopy]

my moms a junkie and i can’t let my dad know i have $

oops

[rare dagger]

cant drive kegall

[calm canopy]

ur talking to him

my bad

[rare dagger]

legally

[sonic parrot]

Just don't get caught

[calm canopy]

buy a bike that’s like 50cc

[modest wigeon]

Shit seems illegal. Is u stealing bitcoin?

Crazy

[calm canopy]

nah dawg

[velvet forum]

i can't ride a bike

[rare dagger]

fr

[calm canopy]

scooter etc

[sonic parrot]

Its a all legal till you get caught

[modest wigeon]

Then what is “BTC”

[modest wigeon]

Type shit

[sonic parrot]

I got my motorcycle licence

[rare dagger]

thats the coins

[calm canopy]

black tiny clocks

[rare dagger]

bbc

[modest wigeon]

[sonic parrot]

[calm canopy]

your the only person in here to see my face 😭

[modest wigeon]

Who

[calm canopy]

u

[modest wigeon]

Where

[calm canopy]

the rest of the pics r sending

[sonic parrot]

A face reveal

[velvet forum]

no one here has seen my face 🤗🤗🤗

[rare dagger]

same

[calm canopy]

mb dads wifi is s l o w

nah i’m ugly asf

[sonic parrot]

Went you got bread you ain't ugly

Unless it's really that bad

[rare dagger]

fr

[velvet forum]

i jusf to have a photo of me as my pfp but then old men kept on saying certain things so i changed it

[calm canopy]

eh i’m okay looking

[rare dagger]

im bless cuz im not ugly and i got bread

[sonic parrot]

Lmao

[calm canopy]

compared to popular people at my school nah

[sonic parrot]

My family got bread I ain't got much

[calm canopy]

compared to my family and people i see on the street yeah

[calm canopy]

my fam broke

only reason i’m paying my moms rent is so she doesn’t get evicted

[sonic parrot]

Shit s tragic, you gonna change it tho

[calm canopy]

trying my best

[rare dagger]

she can live wit pops

[sonic parrot]

If you getting bread and help your mom bro

[modest wigeon]

Thought u was black

[calm canopy]

goal is by age 25 i’m buying my dad a mansion

[sonic parrot]

You doing good work

[calm canopy]

nah i’m a lil white guy

[rare dagger]

crazy

i suspected it tho

no black person drives a mustang

[sonic parrot]

petite white man

[rare dagger]

unless he did it so he can say he didnt buy a hellcat

[sonic parrot]

They drive them boats

[modest wigeon]

Yeah it’s a scat pack or track hawk or sum

[sonic parrot]

Charger challenger

[rare dagger]

frr

[modest wigeon]

But they be doing $500 down with a 250 credit

[calm canopy]

atleast yk im not lying tho

[sonic parrot]

They credit negative

[modest wigeon]

Fr

[rare dagger]

them aint no boats

[velvet forum]

i saw someone compare taylor swift to fiona apple

[rare dagger]

them new bmws n shi are the boats

[calm canopy]

i have a gambling addiction

[velvet forum]

i'm gonna cry

[calm canopy]

not just in gta

[rare dagger]

whos fiona apple

[calm canopy]

got bro to make a stake account

[sonic parrot]

TF you mean them new bmw is a yacht

[calm canopy]

lost 250$ on a single hand of black jack

i cried.

the new bmws r fine asf

[rare dagger]

cargo ship

[velvet forum]

music person who can't be compared to taylor swift

[calm canopy]

old mustangs are better then new ones

[rare dagger]

debetaple

[modest wigeon]

Shouldn’t be gambling on 5050 chances man. Learn baccarat or sum

[sonic parrot]

The s650 is weird

[calm canopy]

@modest wigeon also reverse image everything in case u think i’m capping 🫡

[sonic parrot]

new gt500 is good

[calm canopy]

baccarat eh idk how to learn it i jus know how to play

[velvet forum]

someone called taylor a watered down fiona apple but they don't even make the same type of music

[calm canopy]

black jack i’ve gotten okay at

[sonic parrot]

Who Fiona apple

[modest wigeon]

U needa learn to know hot to play man

[calm canopy]

i prefer to play roulette or high/low

[velvet forum]

music person

[modest wigeon]

Huh

[velvet forum]

i had to gamble in rdr2 i was so bad at it

[rare dagger]

i fw the gtd mustand

[velvet forum]

wrong message wait

[velvet forum]

music person

[sonic parrot]

They ain't selling that thing yet

[calm canopy]

should i cop some off whites or some retros

[sonic parrot]

leave search it up

[rare dagger]

they said mine just round the blockj so i meannn

[modest wigeon]

Retros

[sonic parrot]

Ah hell nah

Comparing her to Taylor Swift should be a felony

[calm canopy]

my hb finna be pissed when i crease these hoes

[velvet forum]

exactly bro

[sonic parrot]

Shoes are meant to be wear

crease them bitches

[modest wigeon]

Dawg can cry abt it I creased my Jordan’s the day I got em I ain’t walking like I got shit in my pants just to keep em nice

[sonic parrot]

They just shoes

[modest wigeon]

Fr

[rare dagger]

NAH

[velvet forum]

i hate it when my shoes look new

[sonic parrot]

If you ain't buying it to wear it

[rare dagger]

buyin to collect

[sonic parrot]

I ain't never understand the sneaker thing

[rare dagger]

i got an entire room jus for my shoes

[sonic parrot]

I get the re sell and all that

But collect?

[velvet forum]

i got new converse for my birthday they are such a violently bright white it hurts my eyes

[calm canopy]

i got some blue black highs rn

hoes creased asf.

[rare dagger]

splash mud on it

[velvet forum]

i hate it when shoes look new i like them looking a little crusty

[calm canopy]

sharpie.

[velvet forum]

no

[sonic parrot]

Go to school you should have friend stepping on it already lmao

[rare dagger]

no not sharpie

[calm canopy]

spray paint

[rare dagger]

you look like a emo

[modest wigeon]

Yeah ion can if they creased I just care if they look like I got em from goodwill and they ripped and shit

[rare dagger]

or the suicide squad ifykwim

[velvet forum]

i can't wear converse to school bro

[sonic parrot]

Why not?

[rare dagger]

fr why not

[velvet forum]

against the rules bro

[rare dagger]

how

[velvet forum]

we have a uniform

[rare dagger]

crazy

[calm canopy]

my school don’t gaf aslong as ur ass ain’t showing

[velvet forum]

you have to wear school shoes

[sonic parrot]

Some fancy school

Damn

[calm canopy]

wtf is school shoes

[velvet forum]

it's just a school in the uk

[rare dagger]

3 mil a week to go there

[calm canopy]

those old man choir shoes?

[velvet forum]

it's a shit school

[modest wigeon]

My school don’t care if u got mia khalifa on ur shirt

[sonic parrot]

Them girl in my high school was wear booty jeans and all that

[calm canopy]

mine let me wear my i ❤️ milf shirt

[sonic parrot]

I ain't complaining

[calm canopy]

and my “people will jack your style but people won’t jack you off” shirt

[modest wigeon]

They prolly don’t even know what a milf is

[calm canopy]

(not really i got wrote up for that one)

[calm canopy]

nah they do ; all the staff at my school r like 30

[velvet forum]

most schools in the uk make u wear a uniform

[sonic parrot]

They get it

[rare dagger]

once i wore a shirt that said active shooter and had a pic of lebron

[sonic parrot]

That's rough

[modest wigeon]

No ancient ass mfs?

[calm canopy]

not besides the head principle

even then he’s only like 45

[rare dagger]

30 is anciet

[calm canopy]

buff asf too

[rare dagger]

bro born before 2000

[calm canopy]

like me and someone got in a fight and he picked me up by my arm pits.

[velvet forum]

it's a pretty shit school they got rated needs improvement by ofsted and that's after they begged not to be rated even lower

[sonic parrot]

Oh shit

[calm canopy]

like full on picked up by my arm pits and threw into a corner

[rare dagger]

😭

disrespect level 10000

[sonic parrot]

That sounds pretty damn bad

[calm canopy]

then had the cop hold me in the corner until we both calmed down

shit was embarrassing

i was clowned for weeks.

[sonic parrot]

Picked up by armpit

[calm canopy]

freshman year was NOT the best

[sonic parrot]

Bro I'm going home after that

[modest wigeon]

What u fighting for bro

[rare dagger]

i wulda clowned u too

[calm canopy]

he threw a bottle at my face

i was 13 calm down 😦

[velvet forum]

its getting turned into an academy i'm so glad im leaving this year

[sonic parrot]

Bro got picked up like an action figure

[modest wigeon]

Oh word I woulda thrown hands too then

[calm canopy]

stfu😭😭😭

[sonic parrot]

👍🏻

[rare dagger]

if a mf threw a bottle at me id fight too

and im 21

[calm canopy]

he chunked ts at my head

it was those core water bottles too

[sonic parrot]

Get the bottle smash it on his head

[calm canopy]

the hard ones all the way full

busted my nose and i fractured his tooth and my knuckle

[rare dagger]

you gotta throw the chair and the table at that point

[calm canopy]

shit was NOT good

[calm canopy]

😂😂

i’m not a fighter anymore

ion like violence

[rare dagger]

i did it once and the kid i did it to had a stroke

[calm canopy]

i’m jus here to do my time and get my bag

[sonic parrot]

Fax

[rare dagger]

type shit

[calm canopy]

me and my hb dressing up as batman and robin

for graduation

[sonic parrot]

W mans

[calm canopy]

ok so i got cheated on right n i dumpt the chick

[sonic parrot]

Who's batman

[calm canopy]

me

[sonic parrot]

That's good

[rare dagger]

W

[sonic parrot]

Robin is the son

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fortnite-orange-justice-gif-26349311

[calm canopy]

jus for her to date a big stanky oger, with no cash, no car, and nothing besides food.

[sonic parrot]

Father son duo

[sonic parrot]

Bruh

[rare dagger]

" a big stanky oger" is crazy

[calm canopy]

(i’m batman because both my parents are burn outs and i can beat him in a fight)

[small needle]

Which Robin

[rare dagger]

like how big tho

[calm canopy]

omm bruh he looked like shrek

[calm canopy]

he steps on the scale it’s saying atleast 290

[sonic parrot]

Shrek looking ahh is crwzy

[rare dagger]

no way

how tall