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nope i do not think so
Well I was very happy with myself, but I just wanted to be able to compete with the fitness rats at my judo club 
most people fail at relationships cause they love their partner more than they love themself
but ask in #šāgta-discussion to be sure
You would have to plug in a controller
thats fair! we all got our goals its good to work on them!
fr!! i honestly think that was my biggest probllem ngl never thought about my self when i dated
but im doing alot more of that these days
Yup, and since Iām anti gym Iāve decided to do it without any fitness equipment at all
remove pc by clicking it
and click ps5
Thankss
sounds great ngl! i plan to do something similar starting september
ofcourse!
Takes more time, but you notice gains so much faster
And no pressure from a dude next to you benching 500 lbs
I used to go to the gym religiously but I got so sick of having to deal with other peoples nasty habits that I just bought a set of adjustable dumbbells and I can essentially do every exercise at home or outside that I can do at the gym, plus the return investment over time for buying your own equipment is far greater
yhh i got real bad anxeity ngl always puts me off going to the gym but imma just start doing home workouts
Shit argument why the fuck would i care about myself its like im going to start touching myself instead of my girlfriend
man not everything is about sexual shit
You clearly donāt understand my point
I bench 200 and I weigh 175
you gotta take care of your mental stability
I would want to touch a women not myself I ain't gay
This dudes just trolling
for sure
thats a W mindset
If you expect for everyone to love themselves first then even women themselves wouldn't care about their partner cause they would only touch their own private parts
What I do is every week I add 10 push ups (and sit ups cause Iām mad), works great
how long are you gonna keep entertaining this same bait
Hello chatters
Ruddi just wants to seperate people like hitler did
i gotta start small ngl im a fatass admitedly lmao mostly gonna bike with daily small sets
Wtf is wrong with this dude
hello dyno
tf is happening
tf
dude chill
Hello frend
I firemanās carry guys that are about that weight. But it doesnāt feel good to brag about that
Just training for me
Homies is onto absolutely nothing

How you doin bad?
my brothers a strong man
im very proud of him ngl
Mine isnāt š
Why the fuck i would tell my girlfriend oh i dont feel like doing certain things with you because i only care about myself
doing prettty good thanks! about to eat some pasta hbu?
Cause i love myself better than i love you
What he means is: care about other people, but donāt forget yourself on the way
sorry wasnt tryna show of just a brother whos proud
Youre much stronger than me
Nah I donāt mind talking about how unfit my lil bro is
Lad canāt even do a single push up
Strength isnāt really a comparable thing
lmao be me rn and if i could do a push up id be sweating like crazy aha
It dependents what you do
bout to eat a cat (chocolate cat)
sounds tasty
How can someone forget who they are you would need to suffer from dimentia to be able to forget certain things about yourself
cause you dont feel like doing things?
I do judo twice a week, so I need to have strength to be able to win fights. But if you just wanna go for looks you donāt need to bench a shit ton, just care about how it makes you look
Youāll figure that out when you get a girlfriend
Was about to say that

im 6 ft and weigh 175 surely i can get a girlfriend
Oh yes im pretty sure a straight person doesnt care about tits
Some people really give their all for their girl, but they forget that they also have things to do or what they want
They get caught in that love boat a bit too much
might be more of an personality kinda guy
Why do you think you can be so sarcastic and funny at the same time dyno
im sure they care but theres more impotant things in life you just seem desprate coming in here looking for a gf
Cause I am
They care about personality more than looks

Yall stop giving this clown attention šš
Lmao
i stopped giving him attention he tried to steal my gta 5 gf
im a sucker for drama ill admit it
Im an iranian rial multi millionare
:D
but anways less move on and stop replying to him
Why make the same name as a fucking bot nobody cares about
you just like me fr
Same
dyno did nothing wrong
Im already desperate cause i dont have a gf what is there better than having fun with a womans body
dyno mutes me from time to time
If i do get one anyways
dyno keeps popping into my dms :D (to tell me ive been banned)
went to the store with a friend at school cause he needed cigarettes and I needed coffee and I come to my car only to find a bunch of fucking dudes leaning against my car passing a joint around lol fucking pathetic people
Yoooooo Dyno
lmaoo
Legos
Ez
Legos are goated
Lego > people
mann dont reply to him he gonna get boredd
No joke, if I convert my savings to Iranian money I have 69 million

actual fucking losers lol in what world do they think itās okay to lean against a random car pretending itās theirs or something
do u play roblox?
those people need jobs seriously
Absolute w, Lets spend it all on red.
Realign his face
Dyno who was the girl Frozen was sexually harassing
From time to time
holy shit i have 50 million in iranian rial
im fucking rich bois
they were 100% under 18 would ruin my future tbh
Angel?
As much as I wanted to
ive been playing it my whole life
Fuck it, you me and niek. All on red

One more
currency is weird
Then one of them was standing right in the middle of the road and I passed close to him and he flailed his arms around like a sad little bitch cosplaying a wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tube man lol as if Iām somehow in the wrong for using a car on the road
It was angel and one more person
No idea, forgor
Im going to college, I donāt wanna end like the raccoon and have 10k debt
A
If they break your property you have the right to defend it 
That law also applies in Europe
Hear me out. If you loose, you loose 100%. But if you win, you win 200% (I have no idea what im talking about)
Im pretty sure i will figure out because it would be very hard to try and forgot a girlfriend that is so nice that will let me touch her every day
Bro stop š
How can i honestly forget a girl that would be so nice
bro what
You donāt get a girlfriend for the sex, there are window girls if you just want that. You get a girlfriend to spend good time together
Im begging that these people do it again same exact group I swear to God we are jumping them with my buddies
We should've alrdy reported this dude when he was sexually assaulting women yesterday š
I never mentioned sex i dont even agree with it
I dont even like sex at all
Touching her means you wanna touch her lady parts
Just wanna feel appreciated and know that you aren't alone in this journey typa stuff
First ever college student to say that
That
Hey in his defence, he has reawoken chat
What means i mean i can probably describe them better
Have you seen dp and wolverine
not a good thing
yep very good!
I can describe boobies and thighs
Not in a good way š š
fav marvel movie as of late
yhh they were making fun of a lot of annoying tropes and shit that recent marvel movies have had so hopefully they actually learn from those lol
are u mentally stable ?
No I have not 
Honestly everyones taking a shot at marvel
The boys, dp and wolv
yhh fingers crossed honestly the amount of refrences was so good they did the multiverse justice in such a funny way
honestly loved it so much
I haven't seen it out of /10
Thats hard to describe since im not a doctor but if you are you should be able to tell without even asking me the question
shit maybe I shouldnāt spoil
Thats me
u already did 
dude thats my fav seen ngl not to spoil it but when deadpools like captain...... not gonna say anything else to not spoil
but you should know what i mean
Most people dont care, but there is a rule against it 
Im leaving chat fuck movie spoilers
Don't care if chat dies
nothing has been spoiled tho
Nasitje
Anyone want to play with me
nah just came out last month
shh I just did us a favorish
new deadpool
dp 3
Brian Brobbey goated
pretty new
lmao
Oh, then donāt spoil it guys š
for sure dw
So fun fr
If it was like the first one it wouldnāt matter
Im being fr when i say we need spider cat
we didnt spoil anything!!
WHAT
yh dw i dislike spoilers myself i wouldnt do that to anyone else aha
no deadpool 4
we already have black cat
thatās not spider cat now is it
black panther dont count
we need a actual cat
with super powers
would make for a great movie

I donāt like superhero movies tbh
When
same i only watch them sometimes
Super stuff in general
You shall like supercat movies
stfu
I like it as realistic as possible
AAAAA-AAAAAA, Goodmorning VIETNAM
It's 2am
Is that bypass?
PM*
did I stutter?
šš
@swift umbra cmere
donāt be a fucking bitch
I just did
Gawd dayum it
Could you like
pretend i was useful
next time

Heās gone now
tysm
fr
did you gave him appeal
niek doesnt mess around
š
Ofc, first point limit is always an appeal
yes
you banned moby?
W imo
š
what he do?
Yes
N-word bypass
slurring is not funny
ahh shi god damn
Wait whatās a slur
Imagine saying the n-word
so
Lucky number 7
Un lucky in this server
just couldnt behave
Hard-R actually
So did Brandon, we banned his ass too
Two different words
Oh...
Hard R is like n word but with the R at the end.
Thatās legit the name they gave it
Hard r
Google it
Never played hard core comp games?
Cod is hard?ā¦
nah more shittier ones with teens who think its fun to cuss like war thunder
No, those over competitive kids is what he means
i play siege š
Oh
ruin everything
Idk what a siege is buy ok
Some poor guy coming home from work to enjoyhis favourite game when a 13 year old no lifer t bags him
That was me when I was bored and decided to try Fortnite again to see if it was fun

One time I got online to enjoy rdr2 after a long days work and some fatherless decided to grief my wagon recovery for no reason
Those people should be send to hell itself asap
Nah they just need guidance and something to do in life
Cargo griefing is so fucking low
Especially since u donāt need it
Cause he clearly disnt need it
they need a purpose in life
Didnāt *
Any shitty thing is low tbh
Ikr, youāve spend all week trying to get that stuff
And then they come along and just ruin it cause they donāt have a job and are bored to shit
Everyoneās got a purpose in life which is why they are born to begin with, just that they need to find it, some ppl need guidance to find it
Shitty folks exist bc of other shitty folks
Cause they are weak minded
Thinking doing what was done to them will help
i mean some people live the day laying in bed play video games
Truth
they need a goal to work for
Eh some ppl already are w out needing to leave their bed
But they gotta regardless
Even if itās not financial
exactlly
U gotta work out stay n shape n shi
Do your daily routines
To look sharp
Look good
Prepare ur meals etc
Although Iāve encountered some ppl that
Even in their off day
They work
A side gig
From gta content to irl motivational speech
Some extra cash
It was actually rdr2 but ppl converted it to gta
as in fish?
and stay hard
we need that role in the server
My core muscles are on point
thought you were lim for a sec
he is not sigma
I was mimicking the squidward meme
Sapnin lads
Fun fact, I can make squidwardās voice
Fun fact, I like cats
Same
Ngl Big dawgs aināt a bad song for an Indian song
I couldāve sworn it was American
I love all animals but I protect myself or my family from em if required
One dog tried to bite my leg
Shot it with an air soft pistol
idk i dont listen to music
It ran away
Iām real Brian Brobbey
My brother in Christ.
why the fuck not š
iām an atheist
I agree w u but we must pick up the Bible.
God is real.
Science confirmed it too now. U have no excuse.
He believes in the big bang theory
do you know him?
how
He created me.
i dont like it tbh
He takes care of me.
I called him on snapchat
And protects me.
how so
only few songs that i like
and that is a good argument saying you know him
understood
Why do you think god doesn't exist then
Iām not arguing with you brother
What great points
i know
You totally shutdown the idea of there being no god
nah man please dont open this conversation
A blind man has never seen the sun, but he can feel it.
Congratulations š
i know its end
So true
Let that sink in
i canāt feel him
nice dude
I can feel cats
Youāre not looking at the right place
cats are real
U don't sweat š
Why
Howās everyone
where should i be looking
Tired like u
Bible
Itself
Read to understand
Learn to have faith
And you will have your answers
i donāt read
I have faith in finding a girlfriend and using her for fun
Oh no frozen is texting
bro get ur goofy ass outa here
š
U said U were leave
You need help
Leaving
Do you need help with that
I can put you in contact with a few
What's your age preference
His pfp I dark discord because he has dark humour
ā¦..
I'm assuming the 5 dots mean you're into 5 year olds?
I aināt ur dad so donāt say such disgrace
Anyone down to some War thunder
And disgusting thing
My uncles had a dog named goofy and it died š¦
Lucky for you pal i know a friend who can get you in touch with a few
Goofy died years ago
It was too old
Youāre under arrest
Everything you say will be used against you in court.
You have the right to remain silent.
.
Tracking you down as we speak.
Aren't you the one with a crush on 5 year olds
Wth
Thats why i came to you since you were the brother of christ and just seems to know everything about god and the bible
Alright that's it
Read the Bible
I'm reporting you to the Somalian government
learnt urself
For what??
Youāre the one talking abt weird shit.
Having a yee yee ahh haircut
To find a woman
Ok but the bible mentions my name
It doesn't lil bro
Wha??
wdym
It's true
Im trying to think since i just had my birthday and am 24 now
It's sad to think that you're 24 and yet so dirty minded
Ok then who was the first man to exist on the planet based on religion
Donald trump
Joe Biden
Adam.
quit talking about religion
Yes thats my name
That one apple bruh
Bs
Evil witch
Anyways why would i read the bible if people don't know about it
That told some princess or something
To eat the appl
Apple
That goofy story took inspiration from the Bible
Its actually not cause im not lieing adam is my real name
What
Selling my iPhone and buying an android
Either the same age as me or 1 year bigger
Dont give me underaged people
I dont like to have children
1 year bigger....
yoo chat can u share ur ps4 ps plus witb ps5?
No
Have you considered dating kirat
why not
You need to install a Nokia for it to work
Who is kirat
Bro asking the dumbest questionā¦
can we or nah
No disrespect but thatās a dumb question š
Bruv ofc you can share ps plus w ps4 and 5
I do have PS4 but i dont use it anymore
less goo bet
Why'd you lie to him like that
Just make it ur main account on the console u wanna play online.
My gta online subscription ended on PS4 so i stopped playing
Bruh hold up lemme ask ai idek why Iām talking to ur weird ass
Good so you can't sexually harass ppl in the game
Thats because you cant
U can in some ways....
How the fuck can you sexually harass someone in gta
Bruh it removed the research
U cant even touch other players
Harass them at the strip club
You can only make female outifts
Do the naked girl glitch and be a modder
I dont even care about the strippers in there
wha
All i do when i do go to the strip club is do a glitch where i can use weapons inside so i can commit sexual violence on the bartender
That's normal
Guys who's the most useless NPC in the game
Did you guys know Eminem was scared to diss bling bling boy?
The adrenaline junkie guy that talks to u
They are still pink and i was never able to find a good glitch video for that
So true
Yes i like to shoot the bartender in a very sexual way cause of how rockstar made the npc dress
u guys are gay
The NPC wears a strapless top
Please stop talking

U guys are homo
u guys are gay
u guys are lesbians
u guys are straight
u guys are pansexual
You can sexually see the belly
Nah im a cat
Of the bartender
Blocking you
And the chest
u guys are a HELICOPTER
YES
Youāre an oppressor mk2.
tf is wrong with this guys
Thats weird*
Guy*
how dare u assume my gender
Ratio
fr fr
Its like some top where you it reveals the skin of the belly and chest
nothing...
It's the ppl who uses them tbh
weird
Why is this guy still talking ā¦ā¦
Can you shut up vro
I remember destroying 2 mk2 griefers with my mk1
Before mk2 nerf
trust me u just want attention quit yapping
Ong
@swift umbra
I use a female character then go to online and ask random people to stab me in the gut or shoot me based on what tank top im wearing where they can see my body parts
@swift umbra what do you think about the legendary Smokey nagata and his V12 top secret Supra.
Thats why i go to the strip club
mk1 is goated
Cause of just 1 NPC where i can abuse her by shooting her wherever i find nice to look at
Broski, they felt my wrath.
damn
And one time I got attacked by 4 mk2ās
I was chilling in my toreador
I killed all 4 of them
Then jump off my car before it exploded onto a wall
Felt like a action movie
Must've felt good
I watch videos of old men stabbing young women
.
average fast and furious movie
fr
War machine was one of the songs.
Amazing
Shi was epic Ngl
I would want a girlfriend the type that would let me shoot her in the belly for fun
Too much info
fr
Whilst wearing some top that exposes her belly
on cod
Can some one mute this guy?ā¦.
Cause its sexy
id pay for that
I have to go eat bye
Itās a dude
Ik
The lord has listened to my prayers
YAY
But the clothes make it look like it
You are right instead of being weird in here like most people think i will try to have faith and just straight up go out and talk to a woman in real life and be nice like i was on discord
u said ur going to eat
Cause i got timed out in discord
I swear when U first did it it was just funny now it's just gross and annoying
hurry up
I know women
In real life you can open your fcking mouth and say whtever the fuck comes up in your mind to a woman and nothing bad like a mute wont happen
jail is just a place
I am but outside
Homie clearly never went out
Outside there are people
FUCK
911
bro I want to punch the gorilla bot
You are this close to being locked up vro
Bye
not there problem that ur weird
I don't care I'm busy cya
Saying bye too many times
and have time to type it
On cod
does anyone have any pc accounts on steam that they can give me? it could have absolutley nothing on it i just need something to play on after rockstar banned me for litterally nor eason. not a modder/glitcher
Is it true Australians watch only koala brothers
austrailia isnt real silly
Random question but if I have some cars that are no longer in game unless through Simeon should I make a post in car market for old gen as most are unmodded and just base model or upgrades via podium or Simeon as I don't use most but got for a friend and maybe others who are possibly looking
Ofc yeah
Its not like you will loose your car, so ye go for it
Alright I will look up removed cars and compare to what I have before making a post so if any are interested look out for my list alright cause I'm all about helping out but most are unmodded and just base models if any are worried about money
I was mainly asking since I got most removed cars for a friend who doesn't play much but is a car enthusiast and figured why not ask if others are looking to which I might just have those cars
w human
W
Iām not 100% sure but I donāt think so
And yup, explodes from one missile
I checked i think it is semi bulletproof
It can take few bullets before breaking
Bullet resistant
Ah not too bad
bro gta is fucked
i was in a sell mission witha level 5 in a lobby
im a lvl 56
that man had a opressor
It was prolly his second character
yea prolly
U know that if u get griefed u can get almost all ur supplies back right?
:)
rlly
havent played for 1 year
ok
Switch lobbies as fast as u can
ok
The game aint fast enough to save when u lose supplies
Second char
with a tryhard outfitš
lmfao
bro my fit is a tracksuit
definitely second character
blue navy pants and shirt and black jordans
"You guys have clothes?"
Born to be griefer forced to use mk2 with second account
yea
my weed suplly has now been sold but thats just crazy
i had 250k worth now i only got 75k
Sometimes when im bored i go around public lobbies and protect people that try to deliver supplies
If i have nothing to do or bored
ok
Js sell in closed lobbys
im gonna buy bottom dollar i think
yea
The bonus is worth it tho
Why risk it if u are a beginner
im a lvl 56
Plus u can still save ur supplies
Hello
on my old acc i was 450
Im back from eating
Hi
but then i got a ps5
Aight
yo
Whats up everyone
Name: geico š¦
Age: 29
Status: looking for gf ā„ļø
Preferences: give me money
@tribal gorge lol ur bio
we just talking abt a lvl 5 who griefed me with a opresser
Are u italian?
yes
Oh mb wrong server
Lol
like 50% italian 50% dutch
Nice
Bet :3
yea
heel triest
bet bro
ja ik weet
Caffee servers lmao
is t geen bed tijd?
blud ik ben 16
en?
Sadly only english tho
ik heb geen bedtijd!
For gf application send 100usd
ghetto frog
š
Whoās that
Nah too much 3:
mxd
Whoās that
check ur dms buddy
This guy?
maybe
Hi
meow
Oh ok I remember
My cat
What happend to cat fight....
Cats
Ik it's 5am but me sad
What did U do earlier on....
Hm?
Go to the gym or something?
Workout
Exercise
Play GTA online for 9 hours straight
School
4 hours of sleep
The last msg he sent was what's up everyone and no one responded....
Unless thereās all new people here in chat tomorrow, thereās probably no redemption for him tbh.
How's school going
He was saying he wanted to do too much inappropriate things to women š
Maybe
Hey Ali what time is it for U rn
12 am
Oh
When is there gonna be a new business in gta
It feels kinda boring now tbh
What was the last business the bail enforcement?
Itās going alright, going by faster now since weāre actually doing activities now instead of other random crap
My guess would be later 2024
Yeah Especially those last years in school will go faster than u imagine
Not out the possibility
2 more years after this
Then college
(American)
Goodluck man
Hoping for a contracts pt2 with Michael instead of Franklin
U looking forward to it?
Thanks!
Yes and no, not sure what to do.
Oh shit I almost forgot about Michael
bruh im still in highschool
But u will still go to college eventually
I am bored
And tired
But I don't wanna sleep
|:(
Same
Pretty much me for the entire summer
During the holidays I wouldn't sleep for a few days for some reason
Bro why do I keep getting 15 cut on my heist
It's been 4 hesit where we split 50 50 and I keep getting 15 cut
I played for like 9 y now and this is the first time I see this
Weird
Idk why but we don't wait for timer to reach 0
Casino heist?
Cayo
Huh
Why not play it solo
Are u like playing with ur friends or something
Yes
Oh okay
We do cayo often for like 1 year now
Wait so when you're the host that glitch happens
And the last 6 heist all the same at this point he is even giving me 85 on his heist and shit and still 15
Bro i actually did cayo today i got the pink diamond
I'm tired of it I wrote an appeal allredy to rockstar no reply
Solo?
Yes
U did the door glitch?
No
I think everyone got the pink diamond these days
Not the best but it's good
Yea
Very good
I wanted to buy the moc
Well I don't get it
Then there's my heist 
For giving vigilante rocket
Oh
Secondary targets pay more no
U should at least get around a million
I kinda bought the moc for black and red joggers
Whats that
ŃŃŠ¾ ŠŗŃŃ Š¼Šø го Š“Š°Š²Š°Ń ŃŠ¾Š·ŠµŠ²ŠøŠ¾Š² ŃŠæŠ°ŃŠ°Ń не ŃŃŠ¼ ŠŗŃŃŃŠ¾Š½
Actually more because I always duo/trio it & if I take the largest cut, that'll still be 1.5M in my pocket
Huh rlly?
Skill issue 
Thats cool
More like luck issue
Bro gets the same money i get from pink diamond
Lol
Not complaining
I don't 
And like play well
U play with friends?
Yes 
2 accounts at the same time
Bro you're built diff

Bro just buy shark cards at that point
No
never
Rockstar can suck a dick when it comes to Shark Cards
But some ppl let me just give them 15% I don't need a second acc
More than one 
Some high lvls from discord
Fr
Tf...?
How tf
Dual PC setup with 1 account on each to duo my Cayo's 
Willpower
This shit gotta be illegal
How about no 
Elite challenge being on 2 accounts is crazy work
Jesus Christ!
How so lol
Mfs will do anything for more money bro
Did U do the replay
Talk about multitasking...
Bro would make more money irl if he put same effort
Oh
Just takes a lot of multitasking and coordination
good point but... eh
I mean...
(My main & alt)
they nerfed it
Now I understand so much more
Still money
yea
1.5 mil is painful
Better than nothing 
He got it from tequila dude
Bro got robbed too much, now his stuff isn't worth as much
Los santos inflation is real
Bro using 2 accs at the same time and completing the cayo perico heist in 8 mins?!
Canāt believe el Rubio got hit with inflation
Seemingly
Yeah man, no one escapes from inflation
Thatās what Iām saying, thatās some pure dedication
Practically the whole compound except the guy in the South West between the 2 buildings
Tips and tricks in discord
I get my pc today so I can finally play GTAO on PC
Don't fall into the modders trap !
Fr
Oh right. U straight go to the compound right
Yep
No airstrip stuff
I donāt trust anyone being nice in gtao so Iām good
Good 
No one is to be trusted lmao
Is there any better way to do it?
@lavish musk U gotta make a video
Pubs are just going to be avoided completely on pc





