💬┃gorilla-chat

[stone crypt]

Nope

Only locusts howl the wa***

This really annoys me

[alpine current]

Yea I don’t do all that locust stuff thankfully

[stone crypt]

I meant grasshopper

Sorry

These little green shit animals in the grass

[alpine current]

Those hoppers of grass

[stone crypt]

They are really annoying

Ngl tomorrow i will kill them

[alpine current]

You do that pal

[stone crypt]

I am a psychopath

[blazing halo]

Oh the word pal just like in red dead 💔

[alpine current]

😹👍🏻 well have fun doing that and I’ll see u later

[stone crypt]

Anybody Likes Spagetti

????

[surreal geode]

Me

[alpine current]

[stone crypt]

Nice

[alpine current]

Indeed

[delicate copper]

I just connect my ps3 for the first time in 8 years

[surreal geode]

Damn

[stone crypt]

Do you want me to make you some? I'm Italian

[surreal geode]

I haven't checked mine in years

[blazing halo]

Red dead 3 will be released probably 12 years later

[stone crypt]

I make the best pasta!

[delicate copper]

My pre-2016 self created a lot of profiles for some reason

[lavish flame]

What is better pasta or pizza?

[surreal geode]

I had pasta the day before yesterday lmao

[stone crypt]

Pasta

[delicate copper]

depends on the day

[surreal geode]

Tough choice ngl

[stone crypt]

Ngl sounds like you need more

[blazing halo]

Lazania or what ever it called

[lavish flame]

Do you guys get cheese in the crust with your pizza?

[surreal geode]

Lmao sounds like me

[stone crypt]

Cant war cheese

Eat

[lavish flame]

😦

[surreal geode]

Right now I need sleep but I can't

[stone crypt]

I am lactose intolerant

[swift dock]

I want to say both but again people can eat a small pizza or some pasta for lunch or dinner

[delicate copper]

twin

[surreal geode]

Lasagna

[delicate copper]

is lasagna any good?

[surreal geode]

Oof that sucks

[surreal geode]

Yeah it is

[unreal echo]

yea

[blazing halo]

Ye when its not dry its the best

[lavish flame]

Apart from your own national country which country has the best food?

[surreal geode]

Freshly made is always the best

[delicate copper]

I am sorry for not experiencing grilled cheese

[unreal echo]

Yeah homemade is the best

Store bought ain’t worth

[delicate copper]

Any food that is homemade is better than store made

[surreal geode]

I'd say Italy or South Korea

[blazing halo]

Not sure but am pretty sure asian food is the worse all of these sea stuff

[surreal geode]

Fr especially the frozen pizza

[unreal echo]

Idk how we survived square pizzas growing up

[delicate copper]

I heard japans food is good

[unreal echo]

But for some reason we loved them

[surreal geode]

You had square pizza???

[delicate copper]

they hit different

[surreal geode]

What the fuck

[surreal geode]

I've yet to try it out ngl

[blazing halo]

What good things to try from korean food ? I wanna try

Even if its a sea stuff

[lavish flame]

In my opinion South Korea as it has tettbokki if I spelled that correctly

[surreal geode]

The only thing I like is the noodles lmao

[delicate copper]

I heard the mochi is good

[surreal geode]

Never heard of this

[unreal echo]

that’s crazy

that’s the childhood special

[delicate copper]

wild

[surreal geode]

It's sweet right?

[delicate copper]

idk never tried it

[surreal geode]

Ah

[sharp harbor]

is the new update already out or do we have to wait a certain time before it is

[lavish flame]

I remember one time my family ordered a extremely large pizza and it came in square form instead of triangle

[delicate copper]

but I know i will try it cause I am a fatass

[surreal geode]

Idk alot about Japanese food

[sharp harbor]

i’m new to gta so i have no clue

[surreal geode]

Lmao

[unreal echo]

it still slaps every now and then

[lavish flame]

For me it comes out in 6 hours

[unreal echo]

late night snack

[sharp harbor]

because my game just updated but i went and checked simeon’s dealership and the updated cars weren’t there

[surreal geode]

The weekly update might be out in some countries. The dlc is out though

[lavish flame]

Depends where u r from

[sharp harbor]

ohhh icic

i’m in canada so

when can i expect it?

if you guys know

[viscid haven]

@slim tinsel I know im not happy with you rn but i gitta say i just got past a very specific scene involving joel and ellie

[delicate copper]

either this or a bowl of cereal

[lavish flame]

Not sure but for England I think it’s 8AM?

[lavish musk]

Weekly comes out for everyone simultaneously, no matter your timezone

[sharp harbor]

okok so probably midnight tonight then

[surreal geode]

Ah

[surreal geode]

10am for us

[lavish flame]

Lol 2 hours off

[unreal echo]

fax

[surreal geode]

Yeah

[lavish flame]

So 2AM for u I’m guessing

[delicate copper]

off topic but I just want to say i forgot that mk9 has like a tag team mode

[blazing halo]

I like hotdogs

Hotdogs saved though bad times i will always be grateful to hotdogs

[viscid haven]

Mann you played the last of us?

If not you defo should

Shits great

[surreal geode]

My late night snack is salted tortilla chips with salsa dip

Those slap

[lavish flame]

U guys r lucky

I have to have cereal for my midnight snacks

[surreal geode]

You in England?

[lavish flame]

Yh

[blazing halo]

Cereal is cool

[surreal geode]

You can buy them from pretty much any supermarket

[blazing halo]

If its a coco

[lavish flame]

Which cereal is the best for u guys

[surreal geode]

Aldi, tesco, Lidl or asda

[delicate copper]

some cereal is good if you put a lil suger in it

[lavish flame]

I buy them but my family don’t leave me any lol

[surreal geode]

Cornflakes

[blazing halo]

Any black cereal it has that chocolate taste

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/listen-here-you-little-shit-bird-meme-bird-listen-here-you-little-shit-gif-19221308

[lavish flame]

I’m more of a coco shreddies guy

[viscid haven]

Cinnamon crunch for me

[surreal geode]

I hated it when my siblings ate my share

[cunning oriole]

I got a xbox series x

[lavish flame]

Same but I can’t say anything to them

[surreal geode]

Never tried them

[viscid haven]

All i wanna do is run them all down as ellie now

I need my revenge

[viscid haven]

Damnn the best

[surreal geode]

I'm the oldest

[lavish flame]

Same

[viscid haven]

And weetabix with honey and bananas that also slaps

[slim tinsel]

When

[viscid haven]

Ight thats it

[lavish flame]

I have to “share” my stuff

[surreal geode]

😭 aren't we supposed to tell them off

[lavish flame]

I get told off for telling them off

[surreal geode]

They knew I hate sharing but they still stole my food

They'd make up for it later but still

[lavish flame]

I can’t wait

[slim tinsel]

Im joeking

[lavish flame]

My siblings are so spoiled it’s unbelievable

[surreal geode]

By your mum?

[lavish flame]

By both my parents

[slim tinsel]

They gave my g the worst death out there

[surreal geode]

The younger ones are always spoiled

[surreal geode]

Oof

[lavish flame]

I have 3 sisters and I’m the only son

[surreal geode]

Even worse for you

[lavish flame]

Like they have no use for my ps but still go on it for no reason

[delicate copper]

the ones that always throw tantrums over the smallist things?

[lavish flame]

Yh

[surreal geode]

Sometimes I'd steal my brothers food

[viscid haven]

I mean it was perfectly played tho ngl yas set up for the rest of the game

Ellie gonna get her revenge fr

[plain inlet]

I love doing this

[surreal geode]

Siblings do that

[lavish flame]

Honestly in my house if something happens I always get into trouble even if I wasn’t at home

[blazing halo]

Revenge is a fools game

[viscid haven]

Sad tho i had a idea he might die

[slim tinsel]

No they made me play with ellie for the rest of the game

[delicate copper]

sometimes I steal a single fry

[blazing halo]

I dont think elli is a fool

[wanton hull]

siblings are the best at being the worst

[viscid haven]

That aint a bad thing tho ellie is a baddass

Takes after my man joel

[surreal geode]

Damn they be trying to blame you for everything

[slim tinsel]

And the other one

Which is worse

[viscid haven]

Dina?

[slim tinsel]

No

Abbie

[viscid haven]

The blonde bitch

[slim tinsel]

Or abby

[viscid haven]

Damn i still play as her?

[surreal geode]

A single fry does nothing. I'll steal the whole portion or half of it

[slim tinsel]

Dina is unplayable

[viscid haven]

After what she did to joel

Helllllll nahhhhh

[slim tinsel]

Yea

[lavish flame]

Yh and my parents know it’s not me but they will guilt trip me into admitting it was my fault

[viscid haven]

Mannnn i dont like abby i dont wanna play as her imma walk her of a cliff

[blazing halo]

Well to understand her

[surreal geode]

I wouldn't tolerate that tbh

[blazing halo]

Like her background

[slim tinsel]

There’s a plot hole they didn’t address

[delicate copper]

Remember when in video game consoles that they used to have video game manuals?

[surreal geode]

Toxic parents are the worst

[slim tinsel]

How tf does joel trust anyone like that and walk with them

Poorly written

[lavish flame]

I cba I mean end of the day they are family so I just ignore it

[viscid haven]

Yh for sure but fuck wbbbby

Abbyyy*

[delicate copper]

I read alot of them on reddit

[slim tinsel]

Fuck her and her background

[blazing halo]

Lol

[viscid haven]

Yh idk probs thommy rubbibg of on him a little

[surreal geode]

Yeah but when it's continous, you get sick and tired of it

[viscid haven]

Lmao fr

[slim tinsel]

He doesn’t trust anyone

[lavish flame]

True but I can control my emotions so idm

[viscid haven]

True

Idk

[slim tinsel]

“Let me just walk into a room with 7 guys”

[surreal geode]

My parents weren't exactly toxic but living with them made me want to move out, which I did

[slim tinsel]

If it was written properly I wouldnt be mad

[lavish flame]

For me I feel like it’s best to stay quiet

[blazing halo]

I like both abby and elli I understand them both

[lavish flame]

I moved out but my family moved in wiv me

[viscid haven]

Yhhh dont make a whole lot of semse i guess he did save the girl so maybe felt some kind of sense of security thinkjng they wouldnt hurt them for that

But yh like 30 years out there

He should of been smarter then that

;-;

[slim tinsel]

Yea bruh

A golf stick

[surreal geode]

I was never the type to stay quiet if I got blamed for anything that wasn't my fault

[slim tinsel]

Abby is that doctors daughter btw

[surreal geode]

Why though

[blazing halo]

Felt good honestly

[slim tinsel]

In the last mission in lou1

[slim tinsel]

Stfu

[lavish flame]

Same here but as I got older I realised it wasn’t worth it anymore

[viscid haven]

I shot the other 2 doctors to ngl

[slim tinsel]

The main one

[viscid haven]

I know aha

[blazing halo]

I mean killing somebody by a golf stick just aint thats cool 😎

[slim tinsel]

But he was going to kill ellie

On a what if

[lavish flame]

I’m assuming ur late teens early 20’s @surreal geode

[viscid haven]

Yh for sure joel just did ehat he thought was right :")

Justice for joel fr

[surreal geode]

I kept standing up for myself and eventually they stopped, especially after I moved out

[lavish flame]

God knows

[slim tinsel]

Yea lol

[surreal geode]

20 lol

[slim tinsel]

The rest of the game is revenge now

[viscid haven]

I mean i already know ellies gonna kill abby of speculation

[slim tinsel]

With more details

[viscid haven]

So i good forward to it

[true hatch]

Damn, you're old (I'm 20 in 6 months)

[lavish flame]

Fairs

[slim tinsel]

Maybe its the otherway

[viscid haven]

Yhh i like that ellie has her heart set on getting to Seattle

[lavish flame]

I’m 24 but feel like 93

[viscid haven]

No dont be silly

[blazing halo]

Even better

[surreal geode]

Lmao you're tiny

[slim tinsel]

“Maybe”

[viscid haven]

Yoo fr tho

Dont spoil it guys

[unreal echo]

fr

[surreal geode]

Oof

[unreal echo]

nope

[viscid haven]

;-;

[slim tinsel]

( i didnt say any spoilers here)

[unreal echo]

I did buy phasmo tho

[true hatch]

At least I ain't short

[viscid haven]

You gotta dude!! First is a master piece

[plain inlet]

Imagine being tall

[viscid haven]

Second is seeming good t9

[blazing halo]

Why do you smoke ?

[unreal echo]

bet i’ll put it in my wishlist

[true hatch]

I don't have to

[surreal geode]

7 inch heels don't count towards your height.

[lavish flame]

I have a bad back a bad neck and messed up legs and arms

[viscid haven]

I know dw

[slim tinsel]

When’s the boys finale

[true hatch]

Isn't that what you use

[viscid haven]

Soon

[slim tinsel]

Apparently still didn’t go live

Ik supposed to be today

[blazing halo]

Do cardio n exercise eat good and thats it

[surreal geode]

Aging too fast

[lavish flame]

No I was in a bad car crash and was lucky to survive but I have metal stuff inside me

[unreal echo]

how’s the show going? I haven’t started that season yet

[blazing halo]

Oh im sorry

[viscid haven]

Is going good so far i just really want homelander to fully lose it tho ngl

Needs to happen

[surreal geode]

No I'm 5'7 without them. 5'10 or 11 with some of them

[unreal echo]

lol

[surreal geode]

Anything 5 inches or more hurt my feet

[lavish flame]

It’s alr it happened when I was 19 I was basically in a coma for a bit so I was a vegetable but then I somehow recovered luckily

[true hatch]

Damn, you are short

[surreal geode]

You're 5'3 shut it

[viscid haven]

When you do play the last of us play on pc

The game looks incredible

[lavish flame]

That’s taller then some guys I know lol

[true hatch]

Nuh uh, 6'2 actually

[lavish flame]

I’m 6’1

[blazing halo]

Great You strong bro

[true hatch]

At least you're taller than amara

[surreal geode]

Lmao same here. I have a friend whose ex was 5'6 or 5'5

[viscid haven]

You no bigger then 3'5 stop the cap

[lavish flame]

More lucky tbh

[true hatch]

3'5, that's faggio

[viscid haven]

He is like 500 years old

So makes sense

[lavish flame]

Can I have ur guys honest opinion

[surreal geode]

You wish you were as tall as him but sadly you're 5'3

[lavish flame]

Is it worth it to wait till marriage or no?

[viscid haven]

[surreal geode]

Its upto you

[viscid haven]

We cant tell you whats right or wrong aha

Everyone got diffremt views on life

[lavish flame]

Idk because ma gf wants to but I’m not sure

[slim tinsel]

You financially stable?

[surreal geode]

If you're not sure then wait a little while

[lavish flame]

Like wat if we have a kid and then separate but on the other hand wat if we get married

[true hatch]

Best to talk to her about, compared to asking advise in a discord server

[lavish flame]

Lol I’ve tried but she is stubborn

[viscid haven]

With a guy called walmart ahaha

[lavish flame]

😂

[blazing halo]

Use condom

[surreal geode]

^ if you want to wait till after marriage then tell her

[lavish flame]

She doesn’t want to she says she’s ready to have a family now

[viscid haven]

Wait how old yall?

[lavish flame]

I’m 24 she’s 22

[viscid haven]

Ahh i see

[surreal geode]

Are you both financially stable?

[lavish flame]

Yh

[viscid haven]

Get married then

If you love each other

[surreal geode]

Wife her up

[viscid haven]

And live with each other

[surreal geode]

Problem solved

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/king-king-baldwin-king-baldwin-4-rikoamv-riko-amv-gif-8479237540916603760

[slim tinsel]

Lil after what he said

[blazing halo]

Tf now i don’t recommend doing that now if you have a job marry her but personally id wait two more years

[lavish flame]

We live with each other n we have talked about marriage but I don’t know if I’m ready yet

[viscid haven]

[viscid haven]

Then just propose

Give it a year

[surreal geode]

Take everything slow

[lavish flame]

If I get married u guys n girls r invited to my wedding

[viscid haven]

[surreal geode]

Bet

[plain inlet]

Lol

[viscid haven]

We all weigh atleaat 350 pounds each so we take uo 2 seats each

So you aware in advance

Some a little bigger then others

[true hatch]

That's just @surreal geode

[surreal geode]

Who's we?

[plain inlet]

Who's we?

[lavish flame]

Tbf both families are ok wiv it so I guess I have not to worry about except the timing

[viscid haven]

[surreal geode]

Don't include me in it

[blazing halo]

If you sure shes the one and afraid time might separate you then yes but dont have kids now still too young for kids

[viscid haven]

You a mod no way you weigh less thennnn 400 pounds

Lets be real

[true hatch]

Nuh uh, you're included

[viscid haven]

Nah im playing dont hate me

[lavish flame]

It’s alr u guys can have wat ever u want lol

[lavish flame]

Wat age is gud?

[surreal geode]

I weigh 399 so ha!

[viscid haven]

Damnn got me there

[plain inlet]

When you're ready

[surreal geode]

Nuh uh

[viscid haven]

A whole 1 pound bigger then me

[blazing halo]

2 to 3 more years

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-computer-typing-obese-overweight-gif-22019521

[true hatch]

Whenever you're ready, not any specific age

[surreal geode]

You mean smaller

[lavish flame]

Thnx for the feedback rlly appreciate it

[viscid haven]

All i gotta do is not eat for 10 minutes i lose a pound

[blazing halo]

Np 😊

[viscid haven]

Takes alot of energy to be this fat

[surreal geode]

Wow

[plain inlet]

Quite literally fr

[surreal geode]

Fattie fr

[viscid haven]

Hey its called big bones actually

[viscid haven]

I have put on weight ngl i used to wear a bum bag as very helpful and it no longers fits around my waste so i had to buy like a extender of amazon

[true hatch]

I just don't put on weight

[surreal geode]

Okay smh

[viscid haven]

Well its easy to do

Food is good

[true hatch]

Weighed the same for ages

[viscid haven]

I can eat large amounts if food

[viscid haven]

I did for years

[true hatch]

I eat a lot of food, I don't gain weight

[viscid haven]

Well lucky you

I honestly think its because i quit the weed i kinda replaced weed for food

[true hatch]

Ahh, you exercise?

[viscid haven]

Used to

I will be again tho

After my holiday

I need to live to see gta 10

So yk gotta try live longer and being slim snd healthy can help with that lmao

[true hatch]

That'll be another 2000 years

[plain inlet]

Gta 10 will be out in the next century

[viscid haven]

Then i gotta find a way

[lavish flame]

Do u guys watch football

[plain inlet]

Nah

[true hatch]

No

[plain inlet]

I prefer chess

[viscid haven]

Maybe not

[true hatch]

Anyways, back to work I go

[lavish flame]

Who is ur favourite player

[vale perch]

o/

[plain inlet]

Hikaru

Or Alireza

[lavish flame]

Same I like Magnus as well but prefer Hikaru

[clever rapids]

Yo

[lavish flame]

Yh

[clever rapids]

I did a security contract yesterday

I’ve just completed another security contract

It’s literally 2:19 am rn

🤣🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

Well done I guess

[clever rapids]

I’m gonna do 1 security contract rn

And then I gtg

Yh man

[lavish flame]

Which 1?

[plain inlet]

Magnus is fun to watch when he's drunk and streaming

[lavish flame]

Exactly

Lol I’ve never met another chess fan on discord

[plain inlet]

There is Levy's discord server

[lavish flame]

Unfortunately I got banned

[plain inlet]

How

[lavish flame]

Because of my sister

She went on a rant

Lol

[plain inlet]

Other than gothamchess I don't know any other chess servers lol

[clever rapids]

This is crazy

I got the exact same mission🤣🤣🤣

And it’s paying double the money

I’ll take it for sure

[plain inlet]

Yoo didn't know mittens had a plush

[clever rapids]

It’s a good mission

Imma do it rn

[lavish flame]

How much?

[ripe dune]

Anyone on XBOX series X/S and wanna help me with Prison Break Setups and Heist?

[clever rapids]

I done it lmfao🤣🤣🤣

It was $68000👍

Worth it imo

Anyway

I gtg

Cya

Bye

[upper fractal]

Hey @ripe dune, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
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[ripe dune]

Thx @upper fractal

[past marsh]

No problem

[lavish musk]

Hi whiskers

[plain inlet]

A

[inland ocean]

Anyone on ps5 gta

Current gen version

I’m trying to sell my bunker

[plain inlet]

No one here has ps 5

We're only up to ps4 gen

[inland ocean]

I’m on current gen Verizon

Version

But I’m using my p5

[lavish flame]

anyone on atm on ps5?

and needs help on sales let me know Army_Fugitive

[dim ginkgo]

Hi

[blazing halo]

hi stavro

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
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[rapid geode]

LSPD 😨

Why the fuck they removed my gorilla lover role 😭

[upper fractal]

Hey @rapid geode, do you have an issue related to the server? Go to #📁〢support／report and react on the 📨 to create a support ticket.

[topaz burrow]

Anyone want to do the lester apartment heist with me

[upper fractal]

Hey @topaz burrow, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
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#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
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[modest wigeon]

It sus

[plain inlet]

S

[boreal basin]

Green?

GREEN

[small needle]

Bh

Hi

[boreal basin]

Hallo

America :D

[earnest gazelle]

Can someone help me with the apartment heist with me I’ve always wanted to do just never had the patience to wait for people to join

[past marsh]

my keyboard broke and now I cannot find my other kyboard

[upper fractal]

Hey @earnest gazelle, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542

[boreal basin]

why did it break

:(

[past marsh]

Shit was going on irl

that's all I am going to say

[boreal basin]

oh so it literally

broke?

like split in half type shi

[past marsh]

it's not entirely broken but my space key is weird now

so I have to do a hard press in order for the space to work

[boreal basin]

oh

[past marsh]

minor inconvience, just can't find my other keyboard

[boreal basin]

Hope it works out lil homie

[past marsh]

I am bored

want to hop on gta?

[plain inlet]

Can you hop

[boreal basin]

Im a wabbit

But sure

ill get on

[lavish musk]

Did you dip below your "new threshold"?

[plain inlet]

Wish I could join

[past marsh]

?

[boreal basin]

Why cant you join?

[lavish musk]

Well, if you went under 100M

[past marsh]

nah

[lavish musk]

Or not

[lavish musk]

Oh

[plain inlet]

Literally at school

[past marsh]

I legit don't have anything to do on gta

but faggio wants me to play usually

[boreal basin]

Rerererererererere

School is temporary, lim is eternal

[lavish musk]

Damn, comparing Lim to Eternal

Quite the insult

[boreal basin]

Okay vro

[boreal basin]

nah

i just wanted to have that one race

(which i won)

[past marsh]

use a jdm

[boreal basin]

ok

[lavish musk]

@past marsh Sooo.... when 200M

[past marsh]

go to #🌟exclusive🌟 @boreal basin

[past marsh]

never

[lavish musk]

Ok

[simple iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245262570324234241/1248966182501875774/fly-4.gif

[kind fjord]

Bro this shit is annoying as

The cluck mission

I watched tgg vid

But I didn’t kill the witnesses in time

So now for the main mission I keep dying cause they all on me

Far out man

I’ve been tryna do it for like 3 hours this whole mission thing

Tgg said takes like one and a half 😭

[quiet radish]

Get out of bed and take a piss OR go to bed and take a piss?

[quiet radish]

Gang killing the witnesses ain’t hard with a assault rifle with a suppressor also remove the CCTV footage in the office

[kind fjord]

I did

But for some reason it still said I didn’t

So now I have to do the final mission without the sneakiness

Or can I redo that setup

[plain inlet]

Take a piss while in bed

[quiet radish]

Kill everyone and do it without sneak

[quiet radish]

Bet

[kind fjord]

That’s what I’m trying to do

But haven’t played this game in years 😭

[quiet radish]

Auto aim session

[fierce inlet]

lol

[boreal basin]

ew

[past marsh]

@plain inlet thoughts?

[boreal basin]

yea i totally said that

totally

[plain inlet]

WHAT

[boreal basin]

ITS FAKE

MOM NO

Trust me

[past marsh]

come outside

let me take you some place real special

[boreal basin]

@plain inlet

lim is gambling

[past marsh]

SHUT UP

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/colon-three-kitty-crumb-cuptoat-heavy-gif-15723533476185307497

[plain inlet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/1056931014192136252/speed-3.gif

[thorny wren]

I need some advice abt GTA if anyone wants to helps

[boreal basin]

@plain inlet

[boreal basin]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[subtle thunder]

Can someone help me with buying GTA cuz I have questions

[boreal basin]

ye wazzup

[subtle thunder]

So I wanna buy GTA on my old gen Xbox, but there's all of these different packages and stuff and I don't know what one actually gets me the game

[boreal basin]

Try in #🚔┃gta-discussion

That might help

[plain inlet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1058617442512941077/togif-3-1-1.gif

[subtle thunder]

I asked yesterday but no one responded so idk

[thorny wren]

it should say “game” or “add-on” the game is the one you’ll want

[subtle thunder]

Every single one that pops up says bundle

[thorny wren]

dm me photos of what they say I’ll help you homie

[subtle thunder]

Wth, now it's downloading GTA even though I haven't brought it

[thorny wren]

have you ever owned it ?

[subtle thunder]

Nope, on my phone I opened the Xbox app and clicked download not expecting it to do anything, didn't cost me anything but now it's downloading it so ig imma see what happens

[thorny wren]

well lmk what happens or if you wanna ask sumn else dawg

[subtle thunder]

I'll show you some pics in DMS

[kind fjord]

You’ve got to be kidding me

As soon as I’m about to gingham that dumb ass missin and get away

Internet goes out

[boreal basin]

@plain inlet

[plain inlet]

WAAA

[lavish flame]

is pvp allowed

[muted bronze]

Yall playing csgo? @boreal basin

[past marsh]

yeah

[boreal basin]

nuh uh

gta

gyatt thievery

[muted bronze]

Oh k

[muted bronze]

What is the a then

[grave moat]

How do I get cayo? Do I just need to buy kosatka

[boreal basin]

ye and meet madrazo

[grave moat]

Okay bet that almost got enough for the sparrow add on too

[indigo sapphire]

Hi chat

[vestal tree]

🦍

[wispy thunder]

Salvage yard patched : (

[vestal tree]

NOOOO

[wispy thunder]

Is the Cayo patched?

[wispy thunder]

I know 😭😭

[vestal tree]

What one?

With or without your fried

[wispy thunder]

With friend like bogdan

[vestal tree]

Oh no

[wispy thunder]

What?

Like is it patched?

[hybrid pond]

Where is the madrazo mission

[upper fractal]

Hey, @hybrid pond It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[deft storm]

Anyone wanna play

[small needle]

Go to ps lfg

[plain inlet]

Yeah sure I'm down for some risk of rain 2

Maybe binding of Isaac

Or we could play peak game bean battles

[real tiger]

Anyone who can help with pacific standard heist?

[small needle]

Go to #🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[proud grove]

Hello

Is someone free to play diamont casino heist set up with me

?

[upper fractal]

Hey @proud grove, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#☝lfg-info

[small needle]

Jeez

[boreal basin]

Greenz

[calm shell]

Anyone want to help with cayo?

[boreal basin]

lfg

love your name tho

[dire cobalt]

Anyone got valorant on Xbox it’s fun

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-deep-oh-the-misery-gif-26595596

[calm shell]

Thanks

[plain inlet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152399941861457/1051079241346854973/FDD1DFEB-2CD1-41E7-A3A8-B9838C7EDEB8.gif

[boreal basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/1056931014192136252/speed-3.gif

[calm shell]

💀

[plain inlet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1058617442512941077/togif-3-1-1.gif

[fallen turtle]

Can anyone help me make money I’m poor and I need to get business to get money

[calm shell]

I would but I’m on ps sorry

[fallen turtle]

What’s the best heist?

I don’t really know

[boreal basin]

casino

heist

[calm shell]

Cayo Cinda

[fallen turtle]

And if I do that I can keep repeating the heist?

Without keep doing the set ups like the apartment ones

[boreal basin]

after every 45 minutes + preps yes

[boreal basin]

But Im your son :(

[calm shell]

To start of I say do chicken mission

[fallen turtle]

The clucken bell farm raid

[calm shell]

Yes

Once u finishing it u only have to wait 48 mins

It’s 500k for free with a bit of work

[fallen turtle]

And for business if I’m doing solo is it worth doing full bar and if I get more cars just keep joining new season until I get the one van for mc business

[true hatch]

Only good to do in cooldowns, cayo takes the same amount of time for on average 2x the payout

[boreal basin]

im gonna sell you

to target

[true hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-scout-tf2-gif-12750436057634665505

[boreal basin]

Id recommend doing it for just one bar

[true hatch]

I'll buy target

[boreal basin]

not a full one

Nah

itd buy you

costco would help

:3

[calm shell]

Basically but if your doing it just for a bit it’s good enough

[true hatch]

Nuh uh

[boreal basin]

I have 10 trillion backing it

[true hatch]

Sure buddy...

[lavish musk]

@past marsh your status is very true

[boreal basin]

no talking about glitches or exploits here

[past marsh]

Don't ask about that here please 🙂 #📜┃all-server-info

[boreal basin]

[calm shell]

O sorry

[left quail]

Can u message?

[calm shell]

Me?

[left quail]

Yeah u can

I thought u got

30 mints cooldown

[calm shell]

Ban

[calm shell]

Oh

[left quail]

Yeah ban whatever

Same stuff

[past marsh]

Some mods are strict about that, but I am not. If the person does do it again, then I would mute + warn.

Banning is different

[calm shell]

Ok

[left quail]

Aren't u cat

👾

Cat are moders here

Moderator*

[past marsh]

Just as long as you're not a dog

[left quail]

Nah I'm u

[past marsh]

I don't fw dogs

[left quail]

Yeah same

[lavish musk]

Trauma?

[calm shell]

I like doggo

[boreal basin]

i fw lim beans

[edgy mango]

gave him a slight nudge and he slipped 😭

[past marsh]

?

[lavish musk]

Well seeing you don't like dogs

[edgy mango]

??

[past marsh]

I'm a cat

they chase me

[lavish musk]

I mean, I don't like them either

[edgy mango]

sent that messages like hours ago

[left quail]

Does anyone here knows bout Plague Tale: Innocence

[lavish musk]

[lavish musk]

Poor connection?

[edgy mango]

yeah seems like

[left quail]

[calm shell]

Yes but I don’t play it

[left quail]

It's not gud

?

Just downloaded

[left quail]

Wats wrong with these guys

[lavish flame]

fr?

[left quail]

Y I always have to watch a cats feet

[true hatch]

Feet

[lavish musk]

Weird fetish but ait

[past marsh]

Why wouldn't it be?

[calm shell]

Same

[calm shell]

I like your feet

[true hatch]

Not mine, zaza's

[left quail]

Are u guys furry ?

[lavish flame]

anti pvp🤓☝️

[calm shell]

No I hate them

[left quail]

I'm gonna delete gta

[calm shell]

Why?

[left quail]

I'm bored , cause of server issues

I wanna play in public cause I used to play in invite only

I grinded a lot

[calm shell]

Yea there are a lot of bugs and it’s the same stuff over and over again

[left quail]

Almost have everything nothing to do in game ig

[past marsh]

W

[calm shell]

Disappointed with updates

[left quail]

Now I want to play in public but there are modders and 6 yrs old grifers

[past marsh]

We allow pretty much anything outside of glitching and griefing. You can find more info here: #📜┃all-server-info

[left quail]

And r* lovely servers

[past marsh]

Only console is safe from modders.

And no, modded accounts is not the same as mod menus.

[left quail]

Only if they could do about cheaters for pc

[calm shell]

I hate griefers

[left quail]

Fr

Everyone does

[plain inlet]

Do any yall know about apache (server lore)

[edgy mango]

yes

dutch used to fucking yap about him

[plain inlet]

Does he still occasionally come here lmao

[boreal basin]

I like the apache helicopter

[raw warren]

Yes very well

[plain inlet]

I actually 1v1d him

He was like only somewhat okay

[lavish musk]

[wet marsh]

I sent a cool photo

[lavish musk]

Ok

[wet marsh]

Thanks

[lavish musk]

[wet marsh]

I'm the mechanic from gta 5

[lavish musk]

You thief smh

Daily charges

[wet marsh]

Yeah?

[lavish musk]

[tepid wren]

Gym FLOW

Hitting the gym tomorrow

[uncut igloo]

Why not today

[fierce inlet]

lol

[upbeat yew]

Hey chat

[potent iris]

I need some help making money cause I’m broke which chat would I be able to ask this ?

[edgy mango]

Lfg

[upper fractal]

Hey @potent iris, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542

[hard bluff]

Yolp

[boreal basin]

w in the chat

[hard bluff]

Want me to shove it up his ass

[gentle bridge]

what

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

[lavish musk]

[left quail]

[tiny drum]

So no one wanna run bog with me all night long ?

[sick breach]

chat, i bought an agency as a new player good idea or nah

[lavish musk]

Godly money maker

So yes

[tiny drum]

No

[tiny drum]

No

[sick breach]

i have night club and acid lab

[tiny drum]

It’s lying to you

[lavish musk]

elaborate

[tiny drum]

The fastest money maker is Bogdan

[sick breach]

lmao first msg from it i see “total cash earned : 250$”

i need to do more contact missions

[tiny drum]

1.5m every 10 mins

[lavish musk]

Yeah, you build it up over time

[gentle bridge]

Yeah ok buddy

[gentle bridge]

Yeah that's not legit

[livid meteor]

||hi (YOU HAVE BEEN CHEESED YOU NOW HAVE TO SPREAD THIS MESSAGE TO 5 SERVERS OR THE CHEESE MAN WILL GET YOU)||

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/the-vibin-cheese-dance-moves-gif-16706919

[past marsh]

how did that not get removed

smh

[viscid haven]

the cheese man over rules

[livid meteor]

The first on did…

[past marsh]

Yeah, but that should of still been removed

idk how it didn't get removed

[livid meteor]

Why should it be removed?

[past marsh]

We have an automod where it deletes messages with all caps

Example: THIS WOULD OF BEEN REMOVED

but since I am a mod, it doesn't apply to me.

[livid meteor]

What the fuck is that kind of a shitty rule

[past marsh]

Meh, helps keeps annoying messages/spam out

I don't entirely agree with it, but it is what it is

[blazing halo]

I just wanna eat

Cack

Cake

🍰

[past marsh]

I might bake one, idk yet

[livid meteor]

That does not make sense AND YOU KNOW WHAT ALSO DOES NOT MAKE SENSE THAT I CANT SEND SCREENSHOTS LIKE WTF!?!?!

[past marsh]

alright that doesn't make sense

TEST 123 THIS IS JUST A TEST

[blazing halo]

Bake is cool but the once you buy from stores are another level

[past marsh]

ah

bot it down most likely

[viscid haven]

DAMN

mine deleted

[past marsh]

WAIT THIS IS A TEST, WILL THIS DELETE?

[viscid haven]

mine got deleted

[livid meteor]

||hi (YOU HAVE BEEN CHEESED YOU NOW HAVE TO SPREAD THIS MESSAGE TO 5 SERVERS OR THE CHEESE MAN WILL GET YOU)||

[past marsh]

yeah the nidk

[blazing halo]

What’s getting deleted?

[viscid haven]

oop still in caps

[livid meteor]

haha y’all’s bot is broken deserved

[blazing halo]

Oh i see

[past marsh]

All messages with multiple cap letters should be getting auto deleted

?ping

[upper fractal]

Pong! 182ms

[blazing halo]

Ohh

[livid meteor]

go away

[blazing halo]

LIKE THISS

[livid meteor]

🤤🤤

[boreal basin]

@viscid haven checked out the new ep?

[viscid haven]

nah not yet barely been awake

[boreal basin]

you gotta watch it

[livid meteor]

@plain rune

[boreal basin]

its fire

[tiny drum]

What’s not legit ? The method or the facts?

[past marsh]

But just be careful about typing in all caps. Other mods would usually punish/delete messages like this.

[whole lintel]

if you need money dm

[viscid haven]

maybe i will

maybe i wont

[boreal basin]

NUH UH

[livid meteor]

OKAY

[boreal basin]

You better

if you are a real kirby fan

[gentle bridge]

Both

[viscid haven]

my last of us 2 game keeps crashing and doing weird shit and im so sad about it theres no scratches on disc

[past marsh]

womp womp

[viscid haven]

i will i willl

[viscid haven]

yoo thats toxic

chill

[livid meteor]

tbh i don’t give a shit that i get punished i don’t even know why i’m here

[tiny drum]

Well it’s a glitch they left in the game for a reason and it’s more like 20 mins

[past marsh]

tbh a lot of people are like that on this server

[gentle bridge]

Still not legit

[tiny drum]

But it’s only 20 mins cuz you have to pay back the other person,

Still the fastest way to make money in game tho

[livid meteor]

mhm

[gentle bridge]

no

[past marsh]

Back to back glitch?

[past marsh]

I mean tbf, it's a discord server at the end of the day. Being punished on a discord server isn't the end of the world.

[tiny drum]

Yes sir, @gentle bridge saying it’s not legit maybe not morally legit to you

[viscid haven]

is if your name is limbean

[past marsh]

How about we change the topic #📜┃all-server-info

[gentle bridge]

real

can't advocate glitches

[past marsh]

Oh yeah, rules changed. Every glitch is allowed now outside of b2b and other money related glitches.

[gentle bridge]

money ones

[past marsh]

You're legit just lazy if you use money glitches

[viscid haven]

so ones that make you a god are allowed? thats dumb

[gentle bridge]

Gta 5 fart glitch (REAL)

[past marsh]

The game isn't a 9-5 job, people need to stop treating it like that. You're just lazy if you use glitches, end of discussion.

[gentle bridge]

Preach

[viscid haven]

?

[past marsh]

TGG himself said that money glitches is not allowed

but anything else goes

[sick breach]

🧢

[viscid haven]

tgg shouldnt have any say over this server

(im joking)

[left quail]

does tgg even check his discord

[boreal basin]

aww so i cannot glitch the system into thinking the irs owes me 30 million? :(

[tiny drum]

I can prove it if you want stink

[gentle bridge]

god mode tutorial!
step one: ||just get better||

[left quail]

never seen him arounf here

[past marsh]

no

[viscid haven]

step 2: uninstall the game

[boreal basin]

step one: Own rockstar

[sick breach]

ion even have a bunker for bogdan

[left quail]

tf

[past marsh]

He may pop in for like 1-3 messages then leave again for like 3-4 months

He mainly just talks to the admins

[blazing halo]

Lotta emotes

[gentle bridge]

1111 looks goofy as fuck on the rank bar

[sick breach]

after night club n agency what do i buy

[past marsh]

#1224144165194174487

[left quail]

gta

[tiny drum]

Bogdan is a facility,

But I was gonna send you a picture of the end where it shows the time on the missions

I usually complete it in 11-12 mins

[past marsh]

cayo shouldn't take more than 9 minutes

bodgan honestly same minus the cutscene

[past marsh]

It's so dumb that this game has been out for almost 11 years, yet we still cannot skip online cutscenes

[sick breach]

cayo takes me 12-13 mins

[gentle bridge]

That

goddamn

Dre cutscene

[past marsh]

Yeah don't blame you. I use to play solo, took me that long.

[sick breach]

Do dr dre contracts missions have years of cutscenes

[true hatch]

cough cough dre

[tiny drum]

And that only reason Bogdan cutscene deadass 5 mins

[blazing halo]

Its funny tho

Not cheap made

[past marsh]

Only the one when you're at the studio.

[blazing halo]

Which job got the best cutscenes ?

[true hatch]

The ones you can skip, so none

[past marsh]

I honestly just tab out during a cutscene, so idk

[blazing halo]

Lol for me it’s actually make me laugh

[gentle bridge]

only cutscenes you can skip are pre apartment heists and only if the host has done them before

[past marsh]

same with doomsday I think

ngl but doomsday is actually fun

just takes a while

[sick breach]

how do i start doomsday

[viscid haven]

i think dooms day is the most fun heist ngl

in my opinion

[true hatch]

Facility

[past marsh]

Own a facility then have a few friends/people to do it with

[sick breach]

how much

[past marsh]

At least 1 person

[past marsh]

a few million, not much

[tiny drum]

1.2 mil

The cheapest and best one for the method is at the top of the map

[sick breach]

Aight

[past marsh]

The story is actually good for the heist

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/future-diary-mirai-nikki-gif-25659633

[past marsh]

And the final is fun

[sick breach]

so now its between arcade or facility

idk anymore

[viscid haven]

set up aint bad either ngl i always have most fun doing doomsday

[past marsh]

Arcade

Easily

[true hatch]

Definitely arcade

[sick breach]

i cant do the last casino mission

the crashing out one

[past marsh]

1. Has a business apart of it
2. You can do casino heist which takes no more than a hour to setup + like 13 minute heist

[blazing halo]

When I update gta it starts downloading stuff called windows feature etc do i must download?

[sick breach]

👍

[past marsh]

Best to ask in #🚔┃gta-discussion

[blazing halo]

Nah forget about it

[bleak scaffold]

hi

[sick breach]

can casino - crashing out be done solo

[true hatch]

Huh?

[sick breach]

havin a hard time doing s

so

[sick breach]

the last casino mission

where i have to kill the uncle

i forgot the name

[past marsh]

Mission?

[sick breach]

yeah i think

[true hatch]

You mean the Agatha baker ones?

[sick breach]

what

[true hatch]

You doing missions through the actual casino?

[sick breach]

the duggans

[sick breach]

when u buy the penthouse

[true hatch]

Yeah, Agatha baker missions

They're easily done solo

[sick breach]

the last one

where i gotta kill the uncle is very hard for me

[true hatch]

Could try the lfgs here for help

[sick breach]

u did it solo ?

[true hatch]

Yes

[sick breach]

Silent or aggro

[true hatch]

Been a while since I've done it, I've forgotten the mission

[left quail]

wheres the cat feet

[gentle bridge]

I have a giant deep pimple and it hurts

[sleek compass]

Idk why but every time I do cayo I say get in

[stark scaffold]

don't touch it

[lavish flame]

I just joined GRLA gang! It's at 995 right now. Almost maxed out! Happy to be a part of it. TGG is the man

[gentle bridge]

shits swollen 💀

[stark scaffold]

bruh