💬┃gorilla-chat

[modest wigeon]

Gonna work trust me

[nova frigate]

Y’all got the worst advice ever 😭

[copper sinew]

did you take the "best advice"?

[nova frigate]

Actually

Greentop is good

[nova frigate]

Not yet

[copper sinew]

just say goodnight and leave her.

let her cook in your stew

[nova frigate]

What if I Fanum tax her house and make her homeless?

[modest wigeon]

Green top is killing ur chances dawg u can’t leave it in the trenches

Gotta end on a w

[nova frigate]

Aughhh

[fading zenith]

Nah this is great advice don’t waste ur time with someone who gives half assed responses

Don’t chase either

[nova frigate]

I’ve got the perfect solution

[fading zenith]

gonna ruin urself by doing that

[nova frigate]

I’ll say goodnight but like this

‘gn’

[copper sinew]

You need to set that up 🤔
make sure she thinks of you first when it happens as a place to crash.

[nova frigate]

Chat did I cook

[nova frigate]

W IDEA

[copper sinew]

naw... lacks brains.

[modest wigeon]

Nah just be like “ok well gn I’ll talk to u tomorow” or sum

[nova frigate]

She can’t even have the audacity to call me okay and spell it right😭

[nova frigate]

W YES

[fading zenith]

If ur gonna say gn just say ay ima head to sleep now, enjoy the rest of your night gn, something like that

[modest wigeon]

She called u a tree bro

Oaky

[copper sinew]

True, but you want to still respect.. in some way.. like.. why drop to her level, or is she into that?

[nova frigate]

W crock

[fading zenith]

Alr good now leave it forever and ever

[copper sinew]

you're cooked.

[nova frigate]

I still wanna be respectful and have a chance with her yk

[fading zenith]

He was cooked from the very start

[nova frigate]

No it’s still alive😭

[modest wigeon]

Nah nah nah let him cook Rome wasn’t built in a day

[fading zenith]

No 😭

[copper sinew]

You took the initiative of initiating and encounter in her future, she hasn't had time to agree to.

[nova frigate]

I’ve got a reason to thinking it’s still alive hear me out

[copper sinew]

ccooked

[nova frigate]

The girl is pookies girlfriends cousin

I’ve got a side hoe I’m chilling

[small needle]

She’s gonna reverse that shit on you and leave you on read my boy 😭

[nova frigate]

If she does then the spark has long burnt out😭

[modest wigeon]

[small needle]

It might be over

[nova frigate]

Ima start chatting it up with Ella 😭

[fading zenith]

Sir just from the dry responses there ain’t no spark

[modest wigeon]

U might have to integrate a little emotional manipulation with this one

[nova frigate]

20+ mutuals ima have to back down

Too many people known together

[modest wigeon]

She might share ss we don’t know

[nova frigate]

And how so

[modest wigeon]

Could be cooked

[copper sinew]

💀 They're all in this Server RN.

[nova frigate]

Who😭

[copper sinew]

[nova frigate]

Oh nah😭😭

Don’t even try and say that😭

[small needle]

Visual don’t be sad if you don’t get a response okay…..

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-rabbit-stew-cooking-gif-8361461

[small needle]

In fact you should start focusing ur efforts onto ur side piece

[nova frigate]

If I don’t tonight ima rub it off as she’s asleep😣

[nova frigate]

LMAOO

[copper sinew]

[modest wigeon]

If u get a response to the Gn text then ur still in dawg

[nova frigate]

If it don’t work off I need a committed partner and I’ll be selecting from here

[small needle]

She literally responded to a picture of you and was like “oh okay”

You had to ASK what she thought

Like

[modest wigeon]

Gotta send gm and gn texts. Key

[small needle]

It’s over my friend

[copper sinew]

yeah.. true..

[nova frigate]

Pickle green and box

[small needle]

Nox

[nova frigate]

I did😭

[nova frigate]

Oopsies

[small needle]

I know that’s what I’m saying

You had to ask for it bro

[fading zenith]

If ya gotta ask then it’s a big no no

[copper sinew]

[small needle]

It’s OVERRRR

[modest wigeon]

Huh

[copper sinew]

been called worse

[nova frigate]

I’m not sending a good morning one if she don’t first

[nova frigate]

My options for side pieces

[small needle]

Man

[fading zenith]

Or or or don’t send anything at all

[small needle]

Lowkey delusional

[fading zenith]

Ever

[modest wigeon]

Nah nah that’s a risky move they almost never send first

[fading zenith]

And mooove on

[small needle]

I wanna be this delusional tbh

[nova frigate]

LMAOO

I became this delusional a long time ago😭

I don’t wanna seem desperate

[copper sinew]

What happen to just meeting up at the park?

[nova frigate]

So if she does say gm I’ll text her at like 12-1 saying hey or something

[fading zenith]

[small needle]

The “What do you think?” Wasn’t 😭

[nova frigate]

Good question

[nova frigate]

I don’t have aura bro😭

[modest wigeon]

U only seme desperate when u send too much

[fading zenith]

Bro wait how old is the girl

[nova frigate]

15

[small needle]

I’m telling you rn even if she does respond it’s not worth the time or effort to respond back

[nova frigate]

But she’ll think I’m brushing her off

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/skeet-skeeter-jean-skeeted-4k-predator-pasta-gif-6317830051790443581

[small needle]

Like she’s doing with you….?

Ngl you’re probably just gonna be left on delivered

[nova frigate]

What’s crazy is I’m talking to y’all crazy about her and she probably hasn’t even mentioned me once😭

[small needle]

Real

[nova frigate]

Good point

[copper sinew]

I stood in the school hall as this older guy explained humour was the key to a woman's legs,
As he told his story a friend he told jokes to our friend sitting nearby, a girl,
and as he told his jokes she opened her legs and double over in giggles 😂

[nova frigate]

Brotha what😭

[fading zenith]

I ain’t even gonna hold alll the 15 year olds are dry

That sounds bad

[copper sinew]

can't make some shit up.

[fading zenith]

But yk what I mean

[modest wigeon]

Nah we strategizing.

[nova frigate]

I’m so confused 😭

[nova frigate]

Good save

[small needle]

He got experience with a lot of 15 year olds 🤨

[fading zenith]

I’m cooked

[nova frigate]

🤣

[fading zenith]

Lock in visual she ain’t worth it

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/elissa-slater-spit-take-laughing-meme-bb15-spitting-water-gif-25228287

[nova frigate]

Bro I have to lock in just to see😭

[fading zenith]

NOOOOOO noooo fold your cards rn

[small needle]

I’m telling you rn the best option is just to like

Forget about her

And enjoy ur night

[fading zenith]

If she that dry off the start then it ain’t goin nowhere

As friends as

[nova frigate]

But it’s my best friend’s girlfriends cousin

[fading zenith]

Whatever ya wanted to be

[copper sinew]

see how she's falling over?

[fading zenith]

And how often do u see her

[copper sinew]

that's how it works boys

[small needle]

Mf do you see her like everyday or what?

[nova frigate]

But like she ain’t gonna be super energetic off the bat

[nova frigate]

No😭

[small needle]

Well yeah she’s not gonna be super energetic but she’s not showing any energy 😭

[fading zenith]

Maybe but when they dry and don’t add onto the convo

Ain’t worth it

[copper sinew]

work on your funny. you'll be laughing in chicks

[nova frigate]

I ain’t ever seen her irl but I’ve known of her for some time and she’s known of me for some time

[modest wigeon]

Yall gonna make man quit pursuing

[nova frigate]

The thing is she wanted to see me too so like…

[modest wigeon]

Finna end his bloodline

Lock in bro

[fading zenith]

That’s a good thing

With this girl

[nova frigate]

But like what if that’s just her😭

[fading zenith]

😭😭

[nova frigate]

THANK YOU BRO😭

[fading zenith]

No bro there’s like

[nova frigate]

Y’all all being negative😭

[fading zenith]

An epidemic of dryness

wow

We’re being sensible

[nova frigate]

Oh Bazinga

[fading zenith]

Lock in brother

[nova frigate]

Pookies girlfriend messaged me and I did a W iq play

[fading zenith]

What did u do

[fading zenith]

Oh nah bro

[nova frigate]

She said that she’s probably asleep

[fading zenith]

Now ur gonna be overthinking it

[nova frigate]

Don’t say that😭

[fading zenith]

😭✋🏽

[nova frigate]

Maybe I just play a few games of rebirth🤷‍♂️

[modest wigeon]

In the morning u gotta text first actually asap

[nova frigate]

Awh shucks I got school in 8 hours

[small needle]

It’s over 🤦🏽‍♂️

[nova frigate]

I’m not texting first in the morning bro

[fading zenith]

Good man

You’ve gained sense

[small needle]

Don’t text her at all…..

[nova frigate]

Lmaoooo😭

[small needle]

No he hasn’t 😭

[modest wigeon]

Nah trust bro she ain’t gonna text. u gotta force the connection here

[nova frigate]

I’m not gonna text until she does first

[small needle]

These bitches ain’t shit fr fr

[fading zenith]

Just a little bit 😭 now he ain’t gonna text her in the morning

[fading zenith]

NAH don’t force nothin

[small needle]

Then you’re gonna respond within 5 minutes

[fading zenith]

Drop her

[modest wigeon]

They all think they is tho

[nova frigate]

If she doesn’t I’ll message her towards the evening just asking her how her day was

[small needle]

NOOOO

Do NOT do that

[fading zenith]

DONT

[nova frigate]

Damn you thinking that low of me rn😭

[small needle]

That’s literally the worst possible option

[nova frigate]

Bruh why

[fading zenith]

Nah that girl js ain’t worth it

If u put this much effort into someone who matches ur energy

[nova frigate]

It’s not because it shows I care even if she thinks I don’t look the best I gotta show her I care how her day was😭

[fading zenith]

Then we’d be supportive

[small needle]

Because atp she obviously isn’t interested and you’re trying way too hard 😭

[nova frigate]

🙁

[small needle]

Then she’ll think you’re weird and desperate and she won’t even wanna be friends w you

Just leave it my friend

[nova frigate]

What I’ve gathered is she’s asleep

[nova frigate]

Why weird😭

[small needle]

Cuz she’s obviously not interested if she’s leaving you on delivered for like a whole ass day bruh

[bleak harness]

leave her johnny leave her

[fading zenith]

If ya get left on delivered for a day just call it quits at that point 😭

[nova frigate]

Bro it’s been 30 min and it’s 12am rn😭

[fading zenith]

If someone cares about you they’ll nake time to send a message

[small needle]

I know but you’re saying if you get no response by end of day you’re gonna text her again

Just for now chill out bro fr

Stop overthinking it

And let it be

[modest wigeon]

We might have to pull out one of the cringiest most shitty pickup lines ever constructed. Might make her laugh and be more engaging. Tomorrow.

[small needle]

If she doesn’t respond don’t pursue it further

[nova frigate]

Well yeah but only once and then if she leaves me on delivered again I’ll just block her😭

[fading zenith]

DO NOT listen to this man

[modest wigeon]

Nah brotha trust I got experience

[small needle]

This is weirder

[fading zenith]

That’s gonna make things worse 😭✋🏽

[nova frigate]

Bro don’t even say it😭

[nova frigate]

How

[boreal basin]

Whats happening?

[small needle]

Cuz then it’s like “wowwww he can’t even handle a soft rejection he’s straight up blocking me”

[modest wigeon]

Anything’s better than cutting ties. Makes it seem like u scared or sum to her probably

[fading zenith]

Webtryna save this man

[nova frigate]

I might have to resort to downloading rizz app

[modest wigeon]

Saving a man’s bloodline

[small needle]

Then you ruin a potential friendship

[boreal basin]

What did he do

[fading zenith]

He’s being a lil delulu

About a girl

[boreal basin]

"Tik tok rizz app help me"

[small needle]

A lot*****

[fading zenith]

Copious amounts of delusion

[nova frigate]

Well if I was in her situation I would see it as he blocked me because I’m not responding and he doesn’t wanna waste his time🤷‍♂️

[small needle]

Good thing you’re not her

[fading zenith]

Ima be real

[nova frigate]

She either off to the streets or my girl🤷‍♂️😭

[small needle]

I’m telling you

[fading zenith]

She ain’t gonna think that

[small needle]

Best course of action

Leave it be

[fading zenith]

^^

[small needle]

If she don’t respond

Leave it at that

[nova frigate]

Okay hypothetically

[small needle]

That’s it my friend

Explode

[fading zenith]

NO

[small needle]

Explode

[fading zenith]

No hypotheticals

[nova frigate]

I have two scenarios tell me for each one

[small needle]

Hypothetically what if you got rizz

[fading zenith]

Even if u have rizz you can’t save a dry person

[small needle]

That’s real asf

[fading zenith]

Like clinically dry

[boreal basin]

visual, hit her with the "Call an ambulance, cause you just fell from heaven"

[nova frigate]

First one she messages me let’s say 4am and just says hey with like two y’s and an emoji, second one she messages me two days later saying ‘sorry I forgot to respond’😭

[fading zenith]

Bro

That’s a ticket to get blocked 😭

And just ruin things

[nova frigate]

NAHHH😭

[boreal basin]

oofie

[nova frigate]

On the first hypothetical, she messaged first

[fading zenith]

Nah

[nova frigate]

Nothing smh😣

[boreal basin]

Try to make her wait more perhaps? Dont send your messages immediately- Wait a couple of hours

[fading zenith]

Or don’t send

[small needle]

Yeah he ain’t gonna do that

[fading zenith]

Anything at all

Ever

[small needle]

He gonna respond within the minute all crazy

[boreal basin]

Responding within the minute is nice

[nova frigate]

Smart

[fading zenith]

Yeah if the person fw you

[boreal basin]

if i wanted a response in 3 hours i wouldve sent a fucking pigeon

[nova frigate]

Nah I ain’t 😭😭

[fading zenith]

If not

Then no

[fading zenith]

Lies

[boreal basin]

but thats what it takes to even the playing field between you and her

[nova frigate]

What if I told y’all she just messaged me….

[small needle]

I’d say that’s fake

[fading zenith]

Then I’d say ignore it

[small needle]

And ask for proof

[nova frigate]

And you’d be correct😭

[fading zenith]

😭

[nova frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[boreal basin]

visual have you ever heard of the rizz line "Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you’re mine, tails I’m yours."

[fading zenith]

Do not

Ever use that

[nova frigate]

No and I don’t wanna ever hear it again😭

[boreal basin]

Yea do not

[plain inlet]

😭😭😭

[boreal basin]

Im getting clowned on

[nova frigate]

Officially 😭

[fading zenith]

Rizz lines done work

They js make u seem desperate and weird

Some may be funny

But other than that

Js no

Like this one, are you the twin towers? Bc I wanna blow up your insides

Funny

[boreal basin]

Oh really? "Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!"

[nova frigate]

“Are you from Tennessee, cuz your the only ten I see”😭

[fading zenith]

Brother ew

[boreal basin]

Yea the bloodline ends with me

[nova frigate]

Jake Paul had 8 year old me going crazy😭

[fading zenith]

There ain’t no saving bro😭

[plain inlet]

Are you from Mississippi...

[fading zenith]

No

Don’t you dare

[nova frigate]

No

[boreal basin]

[plain inlet]

Cause you're the only misses I'd like to see

[nova frigate]

Bro😭

[boreal basin]

bro rizzed me up

[fading zenith]

My smile evaporated reading that

[plain inlet]

Atleast it wasn't the other one

[nova frigate]

The other one is SOOO much better

[boreal basin]

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

[nova frigate]

And that’s on skibidi

[boreal basin]

Yea pass me the shotgun

[nova frigate]

That’s a funny one😭

[nova frigate]

No can do🙁

[boreal basin]

[nova frigate]

Right

I’m gonna sleep and forget about her smh

[boreal basin]

W move

Dont think about women

think about cats

and fnaf

and legos

[nova frigate]

But what about my mother

[boreal basin]

oh

[slim tinsel]

Who

[boreal basin]

nvm think of a couple of women

[boreal basin]

his girlfriend

[nova frigate]

This chick😣

[nova frigate]

Okay buddy too far😭

Goodnight yall I’ll be back if she replies

[boreal basin]

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

[fading zenith]

Praying she doesn’t respond

[nova frigate]

THAT WAS SMOOTH😭

[fading zenith]

🙏🏽

[nova frigate]

Don’t let the haters hate - jojo siwa

[fading zenith]

IMA hate to protect u from heartbreak

[small needle]

Even if she doesn’t respond he’s gonna double text then block her lol

[nova frigate]

Aughhhh

[nova frigate]

I won’t 😭

I’ll send you proof

Every time I want to message her I’ll come here🥱

I got a gmail notification and thought it was her😭

[fading zenith]

So you’re just gonna stay on the chat aAl night?

[nova frigate]

LMAO😭

[small needle]

Cooked

[nova frigate]

I think so😭

[fading zenith]

I KNOW so

Drooooop her

[nova frigate]

Right

I’m doing it

I’m officially going to bed

And going to forget her

[buoyant peak]

Cool

[fading zenith]

Bros def gonna stare at his phone for the next hour waiting to see if she responds

[plain inlet]

Biggest lie I've ever heard

[nova frigate]

So when do you turn 13?

[nova frigate]

Smh

[fading zenith]

😭😭

[buoyant peak]

13 years ago

[nova frigate]

You do not have faith what’s so ever

[fading zenith]

I don’t 😭

[small needle]

It comes with age

[slim tinsel]

Ehh its life we move on

[nova frigate]

It’s making me sound like Lester the molesterer😭

[fading zenith]

If if if if you redeem urself then I will

[nova frigate]

Buddy you’ve said your 12,13 and somehow 26😭

[nova frigate]

I’ll do it

[buoyant peak]

I said I was 12 as a joke but I'm 26

[fading zenith]

Alr alr alr ping me when ya wake up we gotta cook again

[fading zenith]

heard that a lotta times 🤨

[nova frigate]

But you said 13 years ago…?

Dragon how old are you man

[buoyant peak]

13 years ago I was 13

[small needle]

26 - 13 = 13 I believe

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-movie-bonnie-gift-present-gif-12901193722005311915

[boreal basin]

You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

[fading zenith]

[small needle]

Yeah we did

[plain inlet]

Need some proof for this maths

[fading zenith]

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/colon-three-kitty-crumb-cuptoat-heavy-gif-15723533476185307497

[nova frigate]

Stop using these ai generated pickup lines😭

[boreal basin]

Nah I just have a list of pickup lines i got from yt shorts 🗣️

Ill pull a girl

trust

[fading zenith]

NoIt with those lines

[nova frigate]

Yt shorts is wild😭

[boreal basin]

My ancestors are dissapointed

[fading zenith]

Instagram reels is a goldmine for stuff like that if ur looking for it

[plain inlet]

My family bloodline ends with me

[fading zenith]

We could change that, you and me

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-multiverse-cat-cat-eating-cat-eating-kibble-gif-11742453605070230556

[nova frigate]

I’m so thankful I have a brother with the faith this server has in me😭

[boreal basin]

Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart. You steal mine

[nova frigate]

Oh my skibidi

[boreal basin]

[boreal basin]

Im cooking

[fading zenith]

lmao

[fading zenith]

Bro go to SLEEP

[boreal basin]

nah

id win

https://tenor.com/view/taco-cat-taco-bell-taco-taco-bell-taco-cat-cat-gif-26181464

[fading zenith]

1v1 me rn

I’m better

[boreal basin]

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27567306

[fading zenith]

One of the better ones but still

😭

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-dance-pika-dancee-party-gif-18004245

[fading zenith]

Nooo

[viscid haven]

pokemon sucks

[nova frigate]

I’m trying 😣

[boreal basin]

you su-

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

[fading zenith]

Turrrrrn that phone off rn

[boreal basin]

"Its coming home"

Homie put money on it

[viscid haven]

no i didnt

also i dont watch football

and couldnt care if they won or lose

was just fun thinking they might

[boreal basin]

[viscid haven]

jeeez mr toxic

[boreal basin]

serbia shouldve won

🗣️

[slim tinsel]

You dunno toxicity ?

[slim tinsel]

You serbian?

[viscid haven]

i know the song

[boreal basin]

Moby is putting his hat on

[boreal basin]

Nah

[slim tinsel]

Nah its me

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/system-of-a-down-toxicity-toxic-gif-20838236

[slim tinsel]

Im toxicity

[viscid haven]

did i?

[slim tinsel]

Ahh

You dont have to

[viscid haven]

well did i?

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[slim tinsel]

Ik what you’re gonna say bruh

[true hatch]

[viscid haven]

noo

[boreal basin]

[slim tinsel]

Yea

“Well did i ask”

Ah

Ah

[true hatch]

[slim tinsel]

Ah

[true hatch]

[boreal basin]

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/costco-wholesale-rocket-dog-doggo-gif-17547763

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/colon-three-kitty-crumb-cuptoat-heavy-gif-15723533476185307497

[viscid haven]

[slim tinsel]

Yea bruh i fell for way too many of them

You cant get me

[slim tinsel]

Tragic

[boreal basin]

@past marsh

turn off your damn pc

[viscid haven]

neither me

[boreal basin]

6 hours of being in a vc while afking on gta

[slim tinsel]

I already did

Im good

[viscid haven]

a while ago

never again

[slim tinsel]

Btw

When

[viscid haven]

did i ask

[slim tinsel]

Bruh

[velvet forum]

hi guys again

[strange osprey]

Anyone have the work dispute job unlocked on xbox one?

[slim tinsel]

Hello tabby

[velvet forum]

brother how did u spell it tabby

it's right there

tabi

[slim tinsel]

#lfg work dispute xbox one

[slim tinsel]

[velvet forum]

i'm disappointed bro

it's right there

[viscid haven]

whats good tabbie

[velvet forum]

i can't even

[slim tinsel]

Lil the toxic

[velvet forum]

there isn't two bs in my name

how do u do these things

[slim tinsel]

Ehh

Sorcery

[velvet forum]

tgeres no e or second i

[viscid haven]

sorry tabe

[slim tinsel]

Lillian

[viscid haven]

im joking lmao

[viscid haven]

yess

[slim tinsel]

Lilly

[viscid haven]

i ordered 2 controller holders from the web

[viscid haven]

indeed

[velvet forum]

how have we gotten to lilly

and i mean i know how but how do u two know how

[viscid haven]

hes calling me lilly

[velvet forum]

oh thank fuck

[strange osprey]

An anyone help me with the work dispute job really quick on xbox one?

[velvet forum]

i was about to be rlly concerned

[upper fractal]

Hey @strange osprey, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414

[viscid haven]

nahh yh mxd calls me lillian and somtimes lily

dw

[velvet forum]

that was scary bro my second name is lilly

i need to pay better attention to the convos that happen here

[slim tinsel]

When

[viscid haven]

dont reply

hes gonna say when did he ask

[slim tinsel]

Dawg

[velvet forum]

evil bro

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-hope-happy-gif-10856873242241688466

How bro felt

[plain inlet]

Lol

[viscid haven]

lol

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-computer-typing-obese-overweight-gif-22019521

how bro looks

[plain inlet]

What is that originally from

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/fingusio-stary-menel-gif-26260383

[boreal basin]

your spy cam

:3

[velvet forum]

i am fuming bro

i am livid

[nova frigate]

Goodnight guys

The girl has not messaged back😣

[viscid haven]

froom a reality show called "in the life of a 700 pounds dude moby"

[viscid haven]

good night!

[plain inlet]

💀💀💀💀

[viscid haven]

maybe sleeping

[slim tinsel]

When

[boreal basin]

call her an eepy head

[velvet forum]

i've just waited 26 hours for a reply

[modest wigeon]

Guys

[nova frigate]

Night bada!!

[velvet forum]

from a man bro

[nova frigate]

Nuh uh

[velvet forum]

who does this boy think he is

[boreal basin]

aww, gn king, hope she responds

[nova frigate]

Right I’m going now for real this time

https://tenor.com/view/homer-leave-simpsons-gif-11461058

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-the-office-stanley-umhmm-gif-5092910

[velvet forum]

i'm turning into a lesbian

i've given up

i've had enough of men

[slim tinsel]

Oi oi me chummy chum lads, lets all gobble a bit of nasher and todge for 'Omelander and the other incredible flying muppets

[unreal echo]

the way april looks nothing like her pfp kinda crazy

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/starlight-face-starlight-chad-starlight-gif-3355381317743972092

[viscid haven]

no one talks like that here

[slim tinsel]

Starlight in the background

[viscid haven]

like 0 people

[slim tinsel]

And?

[viscid haven]

when

[velvet forum]

how do i reply to a boy that's left me on delivered for all of a day and a half

bc i've had enough

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-sus-troll-troll-face-face-gif-22065080

[velvet forum]

i wanna reply tonight but if i wait 20 mins he's gonna be asleep

[boreal basin]

She isnt a nurse? no way

[velvet forum]

i'm leaving him on opened i've had enough

[slim tinsel]

You dont

[velvet forum]

i've left him on opened

silly twat needs to learn

[slim tinsel]

You mean read?

[velvet forum]

yeah

[slim tinsel]

Nice

[velvet forum]

might scream i've had enough of this boy

[slim tinsel]

Maybe he’s not doing it on purpose

Who knows

[velvet forum]

he's viewed all my stories

and posted on his

his snap score went up by thousands

i don't even know that many people

[slim tinsel]

Ehh maybe he didn’t know what to reply with

I cant be the judge here

[velvet forum]

it was just a blank snap

i've had enough of him

[slim tinsel]

Lol

[velvet forum]

i'm gonna bomb his house in a minute bro

had enough

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676349

[velvet forum]

i might reply

i feel mean

it's been 10 minutes

no

i'm going sleep

i'm gonna have one more shot then go bed

[slim tinsel]

Lilian

Kind of sounds like kylian

[slim tinsel]

Shot of what

[velvet forum]

idk whatever i can find

[slim tinsel]

Like a drink?

[velvet forum]

yes

[slim tinsel]

Alr cool

[velvet forum]

i replied

i'm a weak woman but he's weaker

i got an instant reply

like instant

[wanton hull]

🤔

[velvet forum]

i don't wanna talk about it

there's something so wrong with me bro

[obtuse carbon]

Who agrees that noisy boy shouldve won the fight and not midas

[velvet forum]

guys i got a reply

[boreal basin]

Agreed tbh

Noisy boy and midas like like an f-16 vs a patched up prop plane

[obtuse carbon]

Charlie was just a bad user he got cocky and didnt even learn his moves

[boreal basin]

Yep

[velvet forum]

whar on gods green earth are you talking abr bro

[obtuse carbon]

If he listened to max he wouldve still had noisy but instead decided to use a tin can to deffeat zeus

[boreal basin]

"Tin can"

I gotta agree though

Noisy wouldve been an easy victory

Homie was built to dominate

[obtuse carbon]

Ye

Imagine if he hit the southpaw hit

And if midas didnt cheat

[boreal basin]

f-16 vs patched up prop

[obtuse carbon]

Pretty much

Well midas was good too but got lucky charlie was dumb

[boreal basin]

Ye midas was nice

but not nice enough to beat a competent noisy

[obtuse carbon]

If you want to recreate the fight download xenia canary and the files for the game from b9na on yt if you got a good dedicated graphics card

[obtuse carbon]

Ye

Its a great game if you got a dedicated graphics card the game from xbox 360 sadly canceled but great

[boreal basin]

sadge

[obtuse carbon]

Aight gn bro

[boreal basin]

Gn homie

[pale escarp]

I hate camping

[boreal basin]

why

[pale escarp]

I hate my dad I don't know anyone who is here and I spent the whole day sitting in a tent

[boreal basin]

[pale escarp]

It's so dumb

[boreal basin]

Tried telling your dad that?

[pale escarp]

He told me to go fuck myself and stay out of his face

[velvet forum]

bro people keep on telling me to find a girlfriend

[pale escarp]

And I'm stuck here for a week

[boreal basin]

Huh

[pale escarp]

Then find one

[velvet forum]

the last one dead ass left me fro a man

[obtuse carbon]

Imppossible
-Thanos

[boreal basin]

Could you call your mum and ask her to pick you up?

[velvet forum]

she deadass went straight

[pale escarp]

I tried but we are 3 hours away from her

So it would be 3 hours here and then 3 hours back

[boreal basin]

Sorry to hear that mate

[pale escarp]

She said she might tomorrow

[boreal basin]

Thats great

[pale escarp]

I hope she does

There isn't a single person my age

[velvet forum]

send immediately help bro

his snap score has gone up by 10,000

why did i pick the actual man slag

[boreal basin]

tf is a score

[pale escarp]

Snap score

[boreal basin]

Stay safe, your mum would come

[pale escarp]

Show how many pictures you sent to people on snap

[boreal basin]

So 1 pic = 1 score?

[velvet forum]

yes

10,000

and only 4 of those are mine

i'm actually tweaking

[pale escarp]

Check dms

[velvet forum]

10,000 people got a reply before i did bro

[boreal basin]

I see

[pale escarp]

Basically if their snap score goes up but they haven't responded to you then they are ignoring you

[velvet forum]

yes

10,000 people bro

[boreal basin]

Pretty interesting

[velvet forum]

why did i have to get the man slag

i've picked a man whore

[pale escarp]

Womp womp

[velvet forum]

real bro

[pale escarp]

Don't complain about issues that are 100% your fault

[velvet forum]

they are 100% my fault but

i like complaining

let me complain

i need something

[pale escarp]

Go to a vent channel in a different server

[velvet forum]

fair

[pale escarp]

Kitty

[boreal basin]

katze

[pale escarp]

I love kitties

[boreal basin]

we all do

[wanton hull]

I knew a guy who went by that name

[pale escarp]

I love me some pussy

[modest wigeon]

Fuck

[wanton hull]

It was kind of shocking to read for a moment lol

[boreal basin]

okay then

[wanton hull]

Thought my differing friend groups had merged for a moment lol

[boreal basin]

katze? damn

[wanton hull]

Yeah he is a German guy who is also racist

[clever rapids]

Yo

[pale escarp]

A guy in my school asked use to call him phoenix on the first day

[boreal basin]

phoenix gives me valo ptsd

[pale escarp]

He's a fat white boy

[boreal basin]

oh

[pale escarp]

He is like the kind of boy to start grabbing his friend ass

Thinking that it's funny

Not even a slap just fully on gripping it

[pale escarp]

This fucking sticker

[boreal basin]

oka

[wanton hull]

bruh moment

[pale escarp]

Fr

[modest wigeon]

Why are we getting racial

[lavish musk]

[raven linden]

Guys

The prepd arnt important for criminal mastermind

The lne u can just buy

[urban lintel]

Anyone know how I can watch the copa America finals? lol I know this is the TEEGEEGEE channel

[honest bolt]

Hi guys

[slim tinsel]

Yo

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-negan-twd-hot-gif-24923987

[honest bolt]

Ngl I feel lonely asf rn

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-missed-part-where-thats-my-problem-gif-18535010

[honest bolt]

Bruh wtf

Ight buddy

[manic lotus]

shut up bro no one cares

https://tenor.com/view/scared-daleytwt-gif-24472144

[honest bolt]

Ain't no way gorlocks3000 son talking

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/iam-batman-soy-batman-batman-gif-13267575

[small needle]

Bye

[lavish musk]

hi

[small needle]

Hi

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-27703442

[sullen mirage]

Help me i am using ps5 controller and i automatically change my weapon and even drop it sometimes

I think its becuase of the touch pad

How to fix itt?

Idc i want to fix it even if i have to disable touch pad but idk how to do it

[copper sinew]

sounds like busted equipment

[sullen mirage]

I have 2 controllers and both are the same

[copper sinew]

I remember on gamecube, I would have the controller on it's face when I plugged it in and it would drift until I unplugged and replugged...

[sullen mirage]

I opened a new sealed one last month but it wasnt a solution

[copper sinew]

sounds like a bug..

are you using the same usb?

[sullen mirage]

Yes

You mean the charging cable?

[leaden solstice]

Are you able to join the gorilla social club?

[copper sinew]

try different usb, or different usb slot?.. maybe something's wrong with the cable connecting and feeding the signals, or the slot..

[sullen mirage]

I joined the server yesterday i didnt do it

[sullen mirage]

Ok ill try

[copper sinew]

Troubleshooting

[upper fractal]

This is TGG's official crew: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/tggs_gorilla_gang/wall It's usually full though, so if you cannot join currently, you could try again in the future.

[past marsh]

@leaden solstice

[modest wigeon]

Ok

[leaden solstice]

Thanks lucky I was just able to join

[past marsh]

That’s awesome

[lavish musk]

@past marsh

[modest wigeon]

Waddup indubitably

[scenic lynx]

guys how do i complete first dose misisons did tgg make a guide on that im a new player

[past marsh]

You just play it. Could be somewhat challenging for newer players, but I was able to do it all on my fresh new ps5 account within a week or so of playing.

[scenic lynx]

man im stuck on mission 2 failed it a couple a times now 🤦🏾‍♂️

[lavish musk]

Which one is that?

[past marsh]

You can look for people to help you in this channel: #💻〢other-lfg-pc

[lavish musk]

[past marsh]

Honestly I might be able to carry you in like 20 minutes

[scenic lynx]

where u destroy the stash city and go to millers fishery to steal meth

[lavish musk]

Ah right

[scenic lynx]

fasho im free all night

[lavish musk]

I can also help a hand if you want

[scenic lynx]

the more the better

[lavish musk]

Shoot me a DM

[scenic lynx]

will it affect our prize tho?

[lavish musk]

Wdym

[scenic lynx]

like cash

[lavish musk]

Ah

no

[past marsh]

All 3 of us then

[scenic lynx]

ahh perfect

[past marsh]

Sent a friend request on discord. I can make a group with me, you, and Duub.

[small needle]

Hello chat

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[lavish musk]

[small needle]

Hi y’all!

[rich sparrow]

oorahhh

[charred ice]

yo guys

idk why

[fathom meteor]

I wonder how dead PVP game modes are in GTAO on PC with the amount of modders roaming

[lavish flame]

Every lobby can be its own game mode

[fathom meteor]

I mean game modes that affect your KD like death matches

[past marsh]

shake?

[small needle]

Probably chocolate

Oreo is good too

[past marsh]

shake ya booty

[small needle]

Shut it ugly

Talking to Lim

I love you Jewelz

[unreal echo]

oh ok

[small needle]

No

[unreal echo]

i see

[small needle]

Okay dude

Like my wife this guy

[unreal echo]

so didn’t say happy birthday to me and said shut it

alr

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bstchld-beastchild-gif-16186386357104158251

[small needle]

I tried that one thing you made me try tho

[unreal echo]

which took you like 3 months

[small needle]

Well yeah but I tried it

[past marsh]

I think green is a fake friend

[small needle]

I’m actually real

[simple iron]

what if you are a robot

[unreal echo]

This why no bitches

how you on both sides and no bitches

[unreal echo]

stolen

[simple iron]

send this to raccoon

[past marsh]

check the server

I have some nice words to say

[simple iron]

bet

[past marsh]

ay, that's not nice words

[small needle]

I have bitches

[unreal echo]

proof

[small needle]

No

[unreal echo]

ye

is he nice to you

@small needle

[past marsh]

I forgot he was

.....

g-g-g-g-....

[small needle]

Yeah he is actually

[past marsh]

garbage

[small needle]

We go on a lot of nice dates

I love him a lot

[unreal echo]

ok

we get it

youre happy

[small needle]

Yeah

I love my boyfriend

[past marsh]

@unreal echo can we ban?

[unreal echo]

uh

is this

do i need to ban both of you

[small needle]

Why me

[past marsh]

homie

[unreal echo]

just cus

[past marsh]

you're too slow

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-moderator-discord-discord-mod-moderator-gif-26159482

[small needle]

How are y’all homophobic?! Y’all literally live in a home 😂😂

[past marsh]

nah I live behind an arby's

[unreal echo]

youre so

[unreal echo]

whats the word

fuck

whats the word

word?

word?

[past marsh]

don't make warn for spamming

[unreal echo]

get ahead see how that works out

[past marsh]

it's rather a ban or a demote

[unreal echo]

im ready

[past marsh]

hi ready, I am lim. nice to meet you.

[past marsh]

crazy

[unreal echo]

the size difference of that between my phone and my pc is crazy

[past marsh]

the size difference between my-

nvm

[small needle]

Ok bro

You’re like 15 smh

[unreal echo]

jeez this guy

[true hatch]

No no, continue

[past marsh]

what?

[past marsh]

between my hand and my mouse is crazy

[true hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-jim-the-office-okay-mmm-gif-17183499

[small needle]

She said I’m boyfriend sized am I cooked?

[unreal echo]

she?

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/juan-gif-21122849

[small needle]

I’m part of a throuple

[small needle]

They take turns on me

[lavish musk]

[unreal echo]

this is wild

[small needle]

My bad

[unreal echo]

passing you around like a popsicle

[simple iron]

damn

[unreal echo]

literally accurate

[past marsh]

nah like a bong

[viscid haven]

Wth is this chat rn

[unreal echo]

crackhead hour

[simple iron]

Good question

[fathom meteor]

Moderator takeover hour

[past marsh]

what songs do you listen to while high?

[simple iron]

Songs

[unreal echo]

Lil Dolph

[past marsh]

mf doom

[unreal echo]

Young Dolph

[viscid haven]

When will mod apps be back open?

[unreal echo]

idk

itll be awhile

[viscid haven]

Why so

[small needle]

Whatever sounds good at the moment is the correct answer

[unreal echo]

idk

[viscid haven]

Mods are dead fr

[unreal echo]

they are fr

[fathom meteor]

How many ads do I gotta watch before I unlock gifposting in gorilla chat

[past marsh]

me, ni3k, and some what nerdy is the only active staff rn

[small needle]

Can I be staff

[viscid haven]

Make me mod ill do all the tickets

[unreal echo]

cow is shaking in his bones rn

[simple iron]

make me mod

fr

[past marsh]

The mods app was a thing for a reason

smh

[viscid haven]

When admins feel like they can be bothered

[lavish musk]

But he's already a handpicked CH no excuse to not make him trial

[viscid haven]

I agree

[lavish musk]

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-and-wave-excited-penguins-gif-11731810

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/오징어게임-gif-23458777

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-6533142189269812111

[lavish musk]

Ayo Bada

Sleep.

[viscid haven]

Im goood

[slim tinsel]

How about you sleep

You doin the 24hr challenge

Lol

[lavish musk]

Smh

Sleep is good for you

Do it

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-ambrose-belts-belt-drew-mc-intyre-wwe-gif-13637624

[viscid haven]

Cant give advise you your self do not follow

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/bam-margera-high-five-prank-smack-gif-11137572

[slim tinsel]

Bros been playing gta daily for 10 years

[lavish musk]

I've just slept for 14h so you're full of shit, silly

[honest bolt]

Vamoo🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[slim tinsel]

Shhhhhh

[viscid haven]

Well i mean you wasnt not even a month ago :")

Iv been in bed just havnt been able to eep

[lavish musk]

what if I told you, I sleep daily

[honest bolt]

Colombia ass ngl

[viscid haven]

I also sleep daily just at random ass times

Sleeps good

[lavish musk]

Same

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-damn-bro-daamn-that-was-obvious-realising-gif-24880382

[lavish musk]

Can be any hour of the day

When I feel tired, I'll head to bed, simple

[honest bolt]

Skibidi sigma

[slim tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-1416969183757258937

[honest bolt]

Creepy mf

[slim tinsel]

Brainrot kid

[honest bolt]

Me rn😟😲😧😦

[viscid haven]

Please wipe these 2 words from your brain

[honest bolt]

Stfu

[honest bolt]

Bruh

Ya3ne ento fakreen 7al ehwaya 💀

[viscid haven]

I think mods should ban certain brain rot words like skibidi

[honest bolt]

Am just saying it as jokes wtf

[fathom meteor]

-250000 aura

[viscid haven]

I know i just mean in general

[lavish musk]

[viscid haven]

The word should be banned along with other tiktok brainrot words :")

[honest bolt]

Do moderators go out in general (no joke)

[honest bolt]

Ighr

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/pika-nod-pika-nod-yes-pikachu-gif-12587523804982052148

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-wahlberg-smh-shake-head-no-nope-gif-17582268

[honest bolt]

Damn