#💬┃gorilla-chat
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jan van haasteren puzzel?
Sending messages
The more u talk the more exp u get
rockstar glazes console
Gutentag, j’adore puzzles
Mod not respecting english rule
bonjour
Ja
yes they do
pc gotta wait 1-2 extra years for gta 6
AND gta online has a massive modder problem that they don't care about
jan van haasteren is an artist who makes puzzles...
And this means they glaze consoles?
Ok pal
Hola mi amigo
Rare visual appearance
😟
Make it short
Hello bagel long time no see
aagh
no gif privs
Jog along bucko
Wussap
Wuddap huw o diong
Ur pfp is fire 🔥
Ur name is fire
Wth happened to my name
I’m guessing the mods must have disapproved so you’ll have to ask one to change it again
Was it bad
In gta or real life
Who the heck changed my text 💀
Please change my name
Free my bro moderated name#0000 he do nothing wrong

What you want it changing too
My normal usernamw
Okay
Change it to bustybooty123
All done😣
Woah
Is that a real rank?
Yes
Awh that’s so sweet (no🥰)
Then give me boob role cuz i love bobos
I'll be able to afk soon.
That's like Peak discord experience imo.
Does anyone know or it is temorary that you cant play GTAO if you dont have ps+?
Cue... Que is french 🤔
Who?
Always been the thing.
You need ps+ in order to play GTA online
Nope, yesterday I was still able to play GTAO without ps+
Then that was temporary
I'm playing Xbox without Xbox live my acc has been bugged for years. I havnt payed since like 2018☠
@past marsh have you played the elden ring dlc yet
Paid*
fuck you mean paid @loud kiln
I just got the game so no
I'm not English stfu
I'm almost done with it though
Me neither
Grammar Police ftw
who asked who you were
You just made a silly silly mistake
Shut up
Watch walkthroughs on parts that you're stuck on, but only when you're stuck
Otherwise it's a great game
not silly billy willy telling me to shut up
I am not stuck on it lol
With the pfp of the offspring of sponge bob and mr bean
Who
What?
Idk
what you think im silly because of my pfp
Bro...
Wildin
Fr...?
Wtf is going on
The fucking discrimination
Racist?
yes
That's crazy
Its not racist

You don't say 😱😱😱
Racism is when u discriminate against the race itself not the person
No FUCKING WAY!!! 😱😱😱
: )
You ain't fr are you
@past marsh got some explaining to do
Wow
What explaining?
1000 yard stare
@wind trout
I'm a minor
even better
Explain how Fritz Haber was able to make ammonia from nitrogen and hydrogen gas evem though they can't make a bond
*a minor event in Lim's touching.
Stop trying 😭
what
Unblock my guy A 🗣️🗣️
wow you must be holding quite a grudge
Oh Yeah! I remember.
lmaoaoaoa
Not na examplary behaviour from a mod
cmon ladys lets settle down
Fuck outta here
🤑 give me 100 dollars
I mean this is the some dude who said looksmaxxing = no more allergies, disabilities, no more health conditions
You're taking it extremely well 😅
I ain't no lady
sound like one
that's true
act like one
You're goddam right to block him
n learning new stuff
I took quite offense to that
ur kinda confusing me
whats looks maxxing
If you're offering to fuck me i have aids

Pretty much focusing on looks. Example:
what do you mean tho
eow
Yeah not so much excited huh
wow
how can that mean better health tho
Ask A. @copper sinew remembers it I think.
Basically Narcissus.
well i mean im sure ugly people take care of them selfs to

basically to looks good
u gotta have health indicators
ex black under the eyes
ur prollu not ugly
Away away
Feel that
just insecure
The underlying point was, more beautiful = better health care etc.
wow this is getting deep
Dumb.
My guy tryna empathize 😭😭😭
not empathise
yeah

First stage of grief
Denial
dont hide your rears
Tears
Is he going on about how looksmaxxing = better life?
leave me alone bruh
My reaction exactly.
my neck n back r Killin me
you can click show messages

Kill them before they kill you
Common sense
😱
I know, if I blocked them then I blocked them to not see their messages. Kind of takes away the point of blocking them.
valid
So emotional and deep
I
Fucking
Cried
Ur a troll
Hello
Kinda annoying 2
🥲
Wsp
What a disaster 😱😱
How is it going
😭😭💀💀
He was saying looksmaxxing = no speech impediment which I found ignorant and offensive
Who Gave away my secret?? 
Fun fact: i never come here whole day without something happening here
Get your writing straight my guy 😭
In the park, touching grass a bit before the match
nah yh dont worry i dont agree aha some things just cant be helped dont need to be perfect to be healthy
I have a tiny speech impediment but it only happens randomly lol
mine happens when im nervous
i stutter when im nervous
Bro sylau
SAME
Fuck is sylau 😭💀
That's normal then. If you stutter here and there, that's completely normal.
Imagine being Perfect..?
be confident
we can't all be TGG tho.
easyier said then done
the best u can
ik

@swift lichen writing with fingers must be a medium level challenge for you, try writing letters 🙏
Rs
u can record urself talking to a camera
then watch it
Bro wtf are u talm bout. I aint even talm to yo lame ass
You didn't just call tgg perfect
what is he an idol to you?
yes
Fuck you saying talm 💀🤣🤣🤣
nty
Why are you here?...
This Jonathan kid is acc pissin me off
he means talk
bro worshipping tgg like a god 💀💀💀

tgg is him
Its slang
he's the main character
Wise guy
sure buddy 💀

cmon ladiesssss settle downn
Sylau bru why u so argumentative
seconds away from pissing yourself while trying to type straight
again 😭😂😂😂
Kid gotta be 12☠
prolly
shut up
What is Sylau? Croatian?..
bro thinks i speak his language
It means shut yo lame ass up
mate there's over 100 languages 😭🙏
Alright guys, calm doown. @swift lichen @royal roost
Yeah buddy you better calm down
You getting on my nerves
I am trying to be nice but he keeps giving his 2 cents every time I talk
wow such a gaslighter
forgot how good silent hill is ngl
😔
Hey hey what did I miss
Cause it sounds a little like "silence" but I know the Croatian french is wild.
Inform me
no
I need to know bc I’m butter
Listen here little twat
Nm tbh we just chating abt random stuff
Carting??
I didn’t know you vaped
Tgg chat being normal 
Same
I meant chatting. My phone buggin with auto correct
tweaker phone
Yh its old af
Pass the vape bro
same
😶 I have a hole in my screen...
my screen is falling off
Lol my phone got thrown in a man hole and somehow it still works😹😹
A sliver at a time.. fr...
That's wild. Man Holes can go deep...

i glued it
as long as its not broken
don't fix it
type shiii
I accidentally left it there and my buddy went to go into and got it for me
good afternoon chat
Afternoon
its actually still morning for me i lied
Stoobid
Its 3 pm for me
You're Alive!!!
im always alive
Except when surrounded by girls..
For what
Word?
I just don't have a duo so i am searching for one
Duo for what
rahhh
gta 🤦🏻
Ah I see
Yeah, I'm confused.. there's millions of types of duos..
And even GTA has dozens...
wym
I have 5 gold for my cayo lol I js need my homie to hop on
i am just searching for a duo that i can like always play gta w cuz i kinda have no friends..
I might do it with 3 ppl too acc
Duo missions, duo jobs, duo races, duo heist... Like shit man..
Duo Wrestling.
anything bro....
Duo Biking.
Try pc lfg
duo strip clubbing
Fr tho, I only have PC role so I can do this #💻〢other-lfg-pc
I also have only PC
Oh nah
one job bro had
Rephrasing: I do not have GTA on PC, bro...
Anyone wanna help me get money?
Ps4 lfg
Or anything above that.
I swear. We only think we type in English...
Huh
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Means "what is that"
Ur French too.
idk
Dè tha sin?
Born and raised.
Same
Unlucky
u mean playing gta v online
How to get the beer hats
But I'm lazy so I learnt English 
English is easy
I need to speak English where I'm at most ppl don't speak frencg
Man like David Marshall in the chat 😂 u we’re a hero in scotlands penalty shootout
Well I can help u
Then look in the lfg channels

how
sell stuff /missions etc
@autumn marsh
I even #'d the other on PC for him...
Well, see if he takes the bait
Am I actually typing in English??
hi
no
I should sleep
bye
Bye
Dammit
darn
#free muwop
@copper sinew Ayo
What's Good!?
Just wanted to ask if you're in the retirement home yet 
Idek anymore if gunna snitch ppl be saying it was apart of da plan
Ppl be saying they had all this planned out
Omw there
Thought so 
Rip foolio, rip kv
what will i get if i boost?😖
Bunch of things
Ask lim
like?
why is this chat femboys
Femboys? I aint no femboy tf
u sure?
Yuh
Nah wth
ok then

Or @tidal plank and nox 
Yay!
Only 3 who aren't femboys for playing gta
Not a Femboy 😁👍
☠
Can't call me shit if I don't play the femboy game
Imma have to delete that female character now tho.. 🤔
I have 1 dw
I got a king von rip off lmao
How long will it take to get rank 50 from 44
6ranks.
How long

will it take for the 6

Like 30 min max
Could be 6 collections, could be less.
Rdo
4.7k+ per level
The free roam events can help...
Nah
Most players do know them very well and will out play you each time..
Or Blood money missions..
@copper sinew Damn, you still play GTA?
Done enough bountys
You're part of an exclusive club 
Here and there. Farmed a Dre mil today, don't yet have a salvage yard.
Lol
Eh, it'll do
Money = money
Fr
Damn.
Ima run it with 2 other ppl
Check yo DM's

Naturalist or moonshine
Got the dumb fucking Merriweather gun mission☠
Time to use sub missiles
3RD TIME in a ROW
4TH TIME
FINALLY
I've got 40 gold and $3k atm
More money haha
idk
Naturalist so you can wilderness camp travel.
Then collecting stuff to supply your other stuff is easy when travel isn't an issue.
Seek medical advice... Fr..
PSN: glizzy_grizzy69
Yo, I'm looking to buy a Dinka Double-T motorcycle off someone at the LS Car meet on ps4. Let me know if anyone can maybe help me out?
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4 you'll have better luck.
Ay thanks m8👌
tmi?




Found 3 collectibles randomly during a bounty

Looting?
Tarot card, jewelry and a alcohol from a random guy
First 2 I found
Jackpot
Trade route 50 mins from now
Yep.. Getting back on soon.
Nvm, now I'm hungry
Lol
Tf did I miss?
Idk
You're safe to play GTA without resembling a Femboy. 
Lmao
@alpine current 1-0 already

💀
France getting revenge for Germany lmao
Should be a good game
?afk jupiter hates me
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: jupiter hates me
?afk jupiter hates angel
@viscid haven I set your AFK: jupiter hates angel
?afk jupiter hates angel ×2?

No I don't
Angel<3 is AFK: jupiter hates me - 7 minutes ago

Still no lvl 70?
Not even 60 lmao
Lmao
Warra goal
16 years and scoring like that against MAIGNAIN
that was actually crazy
💀
Tbf i didnt have his training
you can live the reality with a little game called fifa
Lol
I never had anyone to teach me sports enough to love them.
Thats worse
Which position did you play mostly?
Id say cb
Since your tall
striker, rw, cb and rb
Lil gullit lol
i started at st and rw got subbed 1 time in cb and never got swapped again lol
i didn’t care if i got send off lol
i almost kicked someone in the hospital because he tackled my friend
Relax bruh 💀
Lol
so then i punched him
i got sent off for 5 minutes
i got ik again
and scored right away
Bruh 💀
i will never forget that
If u do this in professional football its a couple match ban
lol
U cant punch
Did he mean to?
yes
Fuck him then
he tackled him 4 times in a row
last time he didn’t have ball
and i also scored straight from a corner once 💀
Like you curved it in?
via far post
yeah
That’s nice
Ajax shouldve noticed u
some keepers didn’t even go for the ball
i almost got in actually
my dad didn’t want to pay for it
Id take a loan for it
not good at tricks
but i had the speed
power
bro we had a girl keeper
we were playing 15 year olds when we were 12
someone shot
i jumped in front of it
straight in my stomach
Heroic
she would’ve never had that
Yea lol
we won the game as well 3-2
Its weird that its mixed
yeah
Bro retired at 16
Im back
i wish i never quit tbh now
@nova wharf

Wild game
i was 13
I was playing football with friends i just came back
i should’ve never quit
Yea lol its very beneficial ngl
probs would’ve been playing for AZ then bruh
How much was the fee for ajax btw
a few thousand i think
but ngl if i never quit i would’ve gotten in young AZ most likely
Whats az
prof club in my country
What
I just sent something their
and
Alkmaar
Ye i used to get fodders from it for sbcs
lmao
Lol
Its not too late btw
i know
Still under 18
You remind me of koeman
He also got a very strong shot
im not ginger, and not that fat
Idk how strong is yours but yea
Bruh he was actually good in his prime
Seedorf is mostly a cdm
still better
Yea
it should’ve been germany and not spain
ice ice baby
Barca fans will never stop yapping about yamal
They’re cringe
i’d injure him
You’re a menace lol
i’m a good cb
No matter what we say, our common enemy is France
so real for that
climate change ahh national team
Lol
Lmao
Immigration office ah team
💀💀
and people got something to say about the netherlands national team bruh
And griezman is portugese
but most of them are 100% dutch with a black background
How can I convince my kid that 2024 france team is not african team
Funny thing that its national team who brought players from around europe and mostly aftica
You’re not as intense as them
bro was hoping for a free kick
true
lol turkey and romania are mad because of that
“atleast our team is full of turkish and romanians”
3 of the turks were born in the netherlands 💀
Respect Romania for cleaning their locker ❤️ ( they probably stole the trophy and they still dont know )
they stole wallets
💀
Phones too
wouldn’t be surprised lol
Atleast they got out with something
ragnarok is avalable to pre order on steam
💀
i want to see 2014 spain-netherlands again
very nice
When
now
No
u silly idiot lilian
i aint falling for that shit
damn little harsh
U almost did
Imagine if argentina wins copa america and netherlands win euro, we re gonna see round 2 of the fight back in wc 2022 💀
better to say the truth and it be harsh then to lie right
2010 too
as long as messi not buying the ref again
Didnt they defeat you in the final?
By 1 goal
Im a time traveler, Messi gonna retire and steal 4 more ballon d ors anyway
The final bruh
How the ref doing in this game so far
Fair so far
Its crazy how all of the presidents, kings and queens in 60 years are probably watching skibidi toilet rn 
Where is the gun van
1-0 and 5-1 is a difference tho 💀
when?
Yea but final vs group stage
Real funny mate


Bro rolled a joint 100%
Hello
no
Itll be good to win for now lmao
I need a good session
we taking the trophy home
Why doesn't TGG go live with matto
You got a euros right?
If england's involved, kinda
racing isn't 
Can somebody please respond
Hey @normal mica, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
Yes
How do I join good sessions
I suppose keep joining new sessions until there’s one that’s quiet
Or solo session
Or go free aim cos they’re known to be more chill
k
But idk
maignain crazy for that
If only williams could ve have gotten far with it
A brit who doesn’t watch football is still fascinating
skibidi
Wonder how this generation gonna become parents
Imagine gen alpha parent talk their kids about their childhoods 💀
Anyone up to playing gta ps5 with me
Use ur ps5 LFG channels (bottom of the server)
Thx bro
“I used to mew and edge to skibdi ohio rizz gyatt sigma”
" We had best childhood my skibidi, on rizz god i get emotional when i see fanum tax "
I cringed out just typing this
gee yat
See this is exactly whats wrong with humanity
ur wrong with humanity
guhh
Ur not even gen alpha stop acting like u are
I am gen patrick bateman
no
Could they do it
If mbappe decided to turn into " 2022 wc " version maybe ?
Doesn’t look like it
Im doing tier 4 can sum1 help me with the short trip missions
@slim tinsel 30 seconds remaining
10 seconds
Its 5mns
Unless he pulls madrid v Bayern
Come on
Yea lol
Im happy fr
Cheese fc out
I meant they cheesed their way through the tournament
Ik
That’s messed up dude
They literally have most players from there i mean no offence
Im not saying anything bad
Im playing lol


I dont know if someone will be interested but if y’all never played “Metro” games i strongly suggest to give it a try. Metro: Redux is a bundle of two remastered games 2033/Last Light, those games have unique atmosphere and story-line. Totally worth the money and time👍
anyone wanna join my MC club
no requirements anyone can join
Yall I’m at the Santa Monica pier es looks the same
Can sum1 help me with short trip missions- doing tier 4
Bro I’ve been here before
Were my jet spawn at bruh
Can sum1 help me with short trip missions- doing tier 4
Hey @snow pewter, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
Can sum1 help me with short trip missions- doing tier 4
Pretty good series imo
Are you on Gorilla Console? 🥸
anyone wanna join my MC club
no requirements anyone can join
Are You on Gorilla Console? 
We hope so
England have been so lucky
Could have been knocked out of the round of 16 and quarter final
And played terribly in the group stage
any 1v1 tryhards firing rockets?
motorcycle club club
That's not too bad then
@gentle bridge Hello favela inhabitant
Do you think holland could get them?
Thats racist
One of the best games that I’ve ever played honestly, but its not for everyone. Graphics are pretty old, mechanics (aiming) on console is a bit odd, but the story-line covers it all
i live in a 6 million dollar penthouse, ciggy boy
Cap
In favela?
Lol how
But induub said you are
I didn’t watch them against turkey but if they play well like they did against Romania then yes
It's the idea... It feels like Fallout but better... Bullets as currency fr a genius mechanic.
Sure 
you stink
Against turkeys they didnt do much in 1st half but cooked in the 2nd
like french people
Ironic that you said that
Thankfully I don't soeak French
Ye you’re always accurate
i got my smell from you and have been showering for a week now
Well southern hemisphere anyways so
Poor water bill
I use natural springs
No
Well I have my fingers crossed that they beat them, but if they don’t then Spain will finish them off in the finals which will give their fans even more pain LOL
you sure your nose is still functioning correctly?
because yknow our water is nice and clean and not covered in cities
absolutely
Nah yours is covered in desert sand
only 17% is desert so
Yaeh so 
Good 
Tf is even going on
I wouldn't mind being covered in dessert 
Yeah, fallout is a cool game too but it doesn’t have such touching atmosphere. And knowing the original voicing language makes the game even more atmospheric, there isn’t many games in that genre so it really makes it almost one of a kind
Move to the USA
you have the smelly french, the dirty dutch, and the pompous luxembourgish around you
And the Germans, can't forget about those
Do I get to pick the dessert tho?
and the world's largest gas company, yes
Yes, whatever you want
Cause I really want pie
Ok
shh, I think he just noticed the typo..
Skibidi rizz
Yea
No it’s strictly forbidden
Why do you care?
Nah your into something
Like u tell them to suck it
Tf bro
100 bucks to fuck what
He’s got a point actually
Bro is down bad
Never tried it lol
20 buck to suck what
Shhh
Is the girls character in gta are lesbian
Does the girls in gta have dick ?

Hb gta 6
I think you should ask rockstar support
Tgg members being normal
The main character is a womman
Make sure to leave your Xbox username in the message too so they can run tests and check
How long is our gta character dick ??
Do they have dick ???
Can we get pegged in gta ??
Brother what the fuck is wrong with you
Just asking
Yea monke he’s just asking
Silly me
Dont be rude to him
Personal purpud
hi guys
Hello (sorry for bad England)
Hello
🤣
hiya
Did you tell your friend about your “incident” then
How do we write purpus


I'm close tho.
