#💬┃gorilla-chat
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I thought about this but I recently lost weight due to sports so not possible 
Oh no way
im a real raccoon from mexico yes 
this guy knows whatsup 
Is that why all those magnitude 5 and 6 earthquakes have been occurring lately?
well idk im not causing them anymore so
maybe one of the other mods
They used to be 7 8
He lost weight now its 5 6
accurate
ye?
hi so boosters get the extra perm shiz right
yes
awesome
yeah it's so ass
every time they do, something in our server breaks
On pc?
I dont use it so cool
real
accurate af
I still got the old discord on my other phone
and because now im bot manager i gotta deal with it every time
And it’s functional somehow
probably more functional than modern discord
how in the world
I thought discord didnt allow ppl to operate on older versions
Idk but its better than what i got on this phone
I just didnt update it
Lmao
How tf do I play Elden ring
what platform are you on?
Pc
ok so
You’re familiar
fax
I hope this vital wisdom brings you much success in your journey 🙏
not true 😭
erm... what the flip 🤓 👆
I'm actually eldenringdeveloper1
Then what makes u move forward
the 5
Bruh
duh I assumed thatd be common knowledge
What if i dont got a numpad
then the row of numbers above ur keyboard works
Omg this is real info
this is factual information
Is it real
frfr? on god?
I can't believe it
lore accurate dyno
for real for real on my life
yes true
dayumn
is there anything you dont know?
How long your fingers are
true facts
Ikr
factual?
absolutely factual
coconut
and it's racist against white people
yeah
I saw that too
i tested it myself
it is indeed racist
@lost schooner wr dont suck at football
Hello
whos we
if it's england yes you do
the dutch, i think
The netherlands
England is ass
Pov u paid fifa
Whats rigged about it
They also say guller > bellingham
More than enough
Yea fair ref tbh
We also didnt get corners we should have gotten
Yea
Replay showed it but var doesnt matter at those moments
Anyways depay is our worst player
Almost our all time top scorer
Hes shit
Horrible
Yall talking football
Wout is better
We have a list of legends but depay is gonna be our top scorer
We need frankie de jong
Nah depay> cruyff van persie van nistelroy bergkamp robben
Our nidfirld is ass
Van Basten too
Who trying to go back to back ? 85/15% You go first?
Yea bur de ligt > de vrij
For this game
top 5 fortnite moments of 2069
U go first is crazy tho
We almost won 190 euros cuz we wanted to bet on him to score
But in general de ligt is better at defending
He def won’t block you after you run him the heist 
Yeah surely
that means yes
Bro just make a freind and run b2b 50/50
Besides the point do yall really still do cayo perico
Shit us boring asf
cayo pekowalski when
And evry mc buisness exept coke
Lol alr
today's my birthday :))
Happy birthday
that's definitely something!
Thats the usual around here
Bappy hirthday
thank uuuu
I died reading this
That was indeed the intention
Hey chat
How do you start clucking bells
6th
ou it's the 7th for me
@past marsh how do i start clucking balls heist?
Lim living far away
grr
Dm
So we can basically time travel
Aha I said 9 cuz I was thinking 2 hard abt a 9/11
U go 2 the veccpuci pd
There will be a V for Vincent who will give u the misdion
erm
The true hero 🗣️
He started it fs
But he tried his best to end it
and succeeded mostly
Homie tried to burn his dad
Hello
Yall talking bout fnaf?
We can't yet
Smh
Zeal fucked up admin perms apparently
Purple guys son dies
purple guy kills henrys daughter
kills 5 people in location 1, another 5 in 2
Makes sister loca under his house to experiment on bringing his son back, Kills a couple inculding his daughter
goes missing after getting springlocked
son works as a nightguard in all the locations frees the spirits, in ucn he and henry finally burn them all.
Finally its over but then william says womp womp and comes back
Nah
Id win
so many names so little time 
I would win
nah me
Me
Epic
I found a rare gif of bek
Talking about him where he went ?
He got banned
Y?
Idk I forgot
aftontivities
YO CHAT
Cap
I was fr
I walk by here all the time, I never seen fireflies before..
Does the rain bring them out or something?
They usually come out in the evening
for the moist environment so ye
rain beings the little guys out
:D
Aaahh I see...
goodmorning everyone i only slept 1 hour
Whats sleep?
That thing dreams and nightmares spawn from.
Lol
im trying to do solo gold glitch on cayo but cant do it, can someone help?
@past marsh
whats better special cargo or vehicle cargo
special imo
#🚔┃gta-discussion Can help you tho
kinda dead so i came here
Id say special cargo tho
wb location
especially on a 2x week
is that common
yeah
Pretty common
do i get a small or medium
medium
ive got 1.1m
the more the better
do yk which location is best for medium
Whichever one is the cheapest in the city
thank u
I've only ever managed two thumbs 😶
#💎┃memes/media omg this is so funny
Huh?
Ello
My eyes
Don't describe it pls
I won’t don’t worry
Phew
Didn't you leave for some unknown reason?
Small break shall we say
Healthy choice
Didn't you leave for some unknown reason?
Yep
Didn't you harass me during that time?


I was very nice to you
jk

I’m nice to everyone
yeah that's what i thought
agreed
Thought you were done for good
🗣️ our dms speak otherwise
Things changed apparently 
And the gc 🗣️
we dont talk about it 🗣️
We shout about it 🗣️
NAW
Interesting
Oh, mb g
Frfr

do you wanna build a nuclear reactor? :D
Think I heard gunshots ngl
Get under a bed
Nvm thats for an earthquake
Uhhh
Get a gun and become friends with the other guy
Murica
Real
how was the 4th?
Very good was at a barbecue
brisket?
A lot of food
BBQ hot dogs, W
Where are you in merica?
Fireworks
didnt la ban fireworks?
If you lived in Canada, gunshots would be weird..
I don’t think fireworks go brrrrrr
They do
Backfired hella hard
ye
The whole city launched fireworks
i remember seeing a chopper fighting for its life
It was glorious
It was freedom
Commiefornia got a taste of what disobedience is truly like
🗣️

Can’t wait to move out of Cali 🗣️
Tf is "Commiefornia"?
Cant wait to move out of catland 🗣️
California has undergone a severe transformation into an almost communist state due to Gavin Newsom
The lizard man
But he always wears the same clothes... that's not very "smart"
He is
He likes those clothes + Saves him more time trying to pick what to wear
And im pretty sure he has different clothes
Isn’t that the guy who’s building some bunker
Seen him with quite a bit outside of the media 🗣️
😅 I know, I'm the same way actually.
humanity is cooked
same :D
Just blacks and grays.
Outside I have a select few I wear
Hopefully gta 6 will drop before end of the world
Inside I wear anything
Word?
What if it ends before gta 6
I mean we have to hope that bidens nuclear launch button is not on the same lanyard as his life alert button
I usually opt for nothing
To each their own
Anyone have a crew I can join
What if we eat the nuke
FRFR
Are they for pc
The bulk is gonna be insane
Some are
All platforms
fr
Ok thanks sorry about the spam
What
what was homie doing
I may have sold him meth
Trying to escape the army by proving he was crazy.
Back during the Korean war. people were ... enlisted? forced into service kinda.?
He's a character on a show, who'd try to get out with a section 8 (Mentally unfit for duty)
word?
good show imo
Thinking of Zaza eating a nuke just reminded me of this guy lubing up nuts and bolts in car oil, and attempting to swallow a jeep.

Okay vro
💀
Ya I expose dumbasses like that
Does he need an english class?
Suppose
More than one!
lore accurate 9yo kid
ding dong
Lmao
don't talk about penis in my christian minecraft server, young man!
@past marsh
@past marsh
Ban the person
Is lim in his girl arc
Femboy probably
oh mb
sounds accurate
Chat be alive
Nuh uh
I think I have dementia
I think I have dementia
I think I have dementia
I think I have dementia
no thanks
Oh shit, yeah, you are pink now
hello my fellow, exquisite, gorilla chat members

sup
AYOO
ronaldo?
lmao
michael jordan
agreed
Kobe better, Jordan even said it
Jordan is humble guy
3rd best of all time tho
you never seen jordan played how old are you?
13 😤😤🥵🥵
lmao
thought so
Fr
i aint arguing with a 13 year old
Jordan wasn’t asked to guard kyrie
Jordan is good none the less, bron and kobe just better
ok my guy you win
you mean episode?
lmao
Yeah I’m a dumbass
i finished naruto like 4 years ago
Word
whats a one piece
It's what I got
I haven't slept for 8 hours
My eyes are burning
At least officer will be seen around
F-22 Raptor 🇺🇸🦅
@desert thunder 4:30 am?
Yeah, 4.30am, that's when I gotta get up for work
Shush boy
I mean tbh yall both nerds
Says you
Takes a lot to get community helper doesn’t it
No, not really
As well as level 80

I asked for it 🔥
Yeah, he's the true nerd
No you didn’t ask for level 80 trust me
I'm simply better
Alr whos the nerdier nerd out of you two
@wind trout definitely
Biggest SNITCH
Anyone got a gta quiz we can test this on
Oh not this guy
Don’t make me say that word in your dm
Real
Hes gonna show a cats feet
Alr so nerd rank has been updated
Any moment
He's gonna call me a slur
1: zaza
2: bagelpop
3: walmart
What, zaza, call you a slur??
Legit just did
Could never imagine that
Hello
Slur saying nerd rank:
Zaza
mf zaza
The dude whos level 100
What
He said he loves you and he also blew kisses while saying the n word at the same time
Wrong one
Wsg zaza 
I don’t trust this guy
Wsg pickle tickle
Chat
How are you? 
Looks like photoshop
Real
Very pleased to be pickle tickled rn
Sounds gay
photoshopped
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
You can trust me with anything. Social security, card and account numbers, passwords, birth certificate. 
I didn't need ta read allat..

I have never said a slur in my life
Well I have

Amount of cap rn is making my phone heavy
get on pc instead 
Nah ion wanna be hermit 
Finna be confined to a room if I do that
do not click trust me you dont want to read this (btw Ik who clicked dont act like you didn’t) ||whoever clicked on this gay af, like gay to the point where you dont tickle pickles, you suck them, like super gay, like racial slur saying ahh nerd gay. Ik you clicked on this dont act like you didn’t. And dont forget that I warned you||
I didn't
I clicked it 
Yeah you did
Click it or ur gay 
Alr change your name to dicksucker pls
Delete discord or ur gay
Click it if your gay
I was legit opening cases for shits and giggles
Can’t
Can’t
No
Yeah u can cry bout it
That would results in mute and points
I identify as black too
Me too
We all brothas
Wait wait
Try it
Nahh
Hello Eternal 
Tf goin on here?
How Are We 
Hey is it true , every modder is supposed to be fat ?
Yes
Yes

Finally peace and quiet
Damn shits tragic new padak
Jk he seemed like a chill dude
Does that mean dyno is racist
All I see is red..
Perchance 
👾
Stupid ass 😭

Fr
I call people that word all the time
@wind trout
Are u gay tho 
He’s not wrong
What I do

Idk did u try to flirt with him or sum
We got more
wild
@wind trout
Buddy live under a rock for that one people be screaming and crying if u say that these days

Are you tho
I think we know the answer
Ah time to say gg word in bagels dm once again
Hello MF Zaza 
It just gets wilder doesn't it?
Oh Yes 
Nice and polite I see
I’m scared of you

😘😘
😔😔😟what will I do
Touch
Ight
poof
Cheers lads
Hello Robogames151 
Sup
How Are You 
Good
That’s Good 
Just got the unstable rift done on mwz after three tries
That’s Nice 
@modest wigeon 2000$ has been deposited to your account for good behavior. You are a Good Sport.

Yah man tank you my broda
I’m not giving you opium
A Bounty of $2,147,483,647 has been set on you.
BRO
switch to private lobby thanks bro.

Ok then
I'm gonna ask burger shot for some land to grow some
Good idea
The cop?
Uh
“you see this misguided individual?”
2013: *tries to sell a damn boat he doesn't own
2023: drugz
me when cat
Ryder said they should rob the army when he was high af
Why did CJ agree?
What would they even steal
Guns
Be pretty hard
Yet gsf still only carry pistols
Too many damm weekend soldiers

meow
Meow
MEOW
dogo

An old projector
sir that is a nuclear reactor
My best round of casual in a while
Hey @gritty storm, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#☝lfg-info
Real life
That is real life….

Jesus Christ 😭😭
Humanity is beyond cooked
I can not believe I just fucking witnessed that
Ever played ghost of tsushima ?
no
Yes
👾
Nes
Nothing to say now
alright
Aight
Ok
Ko
Cool
Nyc
Chopped cheese
C H E E S E
Hellllo
Ellow
.
Good on ya
“Wow the kitten is very cute!🥰 I like the catu do you like the catu?” “Plis kill it😨” “why do you do DIS!!😡 I very angry!😤 you are a crazy PERSON!🤬” “becoz it will kill..USSSSSS!!!😱” “but he doesn’t seem like a bad guy🥹 kuchi kuchi kuchi kuchi!🥰” “mew🥺mew🥺mew🥺mew🥹RAGHGHGHHH👹👹"
You will in 2 hours
why tho
Can anyone help me do the casino heist?
no
Lfg
You gotta have patience
Dm me
Anyone on ps4 then?
lfg 🗣️
Sry
Hey @vast arch, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138
Fym too slow

Real
Stixz couldve said so many things, but chose to speak facts
You do realise that means he needs to talk right?
Real
real
I could've resorted to slurs
But noooo
Wait, shit, I read that wrong
Stixz is being the bigger man
Highly doubt
eternal wouldnt know what its like to be smart
He ain't gonna respond
Ik
then why ask
real
someone can make a cayo for me, i need 800000 to buy kosatka
you'll find people who are looking for teammates there
Hey @surreal edge, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#☝lfg-info
too slow fr
he’s a female
too big, too small
Word?

naw
cause sillyyyy
Yo can anyone help me with prison break
How did u get discord in prison
No I’m taking about gta5 prison break heist
Lfg
Use the lfg channels
No one in them
Guys I have a weird question, is there a crew that I can join that hosts servers where I can sell my businesses without risk of getting blown up to skies by griefers?
Like did someone actually do such a crew or not
Doesn't TGG have a crew
yes
how can I join?
Ask the mods
HELLO
YELLO
happy birthday!
THXXXXX
Wtf
I can drive a car now
Bouta pull up in da hood
bruh
Y'all what did y'all do at 15?
I am so sick and tired of seeing people install “cold” air intakes, under the hood where the stock filter used to be
what’s the point
You’re just gonna reduce your power output
bruh stop

you got that brainrot fr
lost the ability to talk
Hello
Hello Charlie 
Hello i need a brain 
Hello
Hello Eternal 
Hello ThePickleTickler
You need a what

Lol
Had anyone ever got communication suspension on PlayStation?
Does anyone know if I can change the primary target in cayo?
Pretty good hbu
And pay the start fees again
U sure that it’ll change the target ?
Stixz
It might
It'll randomize it
it's randomised
Could be the same
Yeah
Could be different
Faggio
Thanks
Bet
What did dutch call you
I'm NOT telling you this
it was annoying when he did it
Damn
I'm a real one
Aggressive petting
Yes
fr
But you searched for it
Would you answer?
no
Anyoen in gta online discord server
Does ur local store take mouse pay?
sup
Its the zealyyy
nuh uh
its tggover
Yup
@lavish musk kk belg
Legends say peppa pig is still running till this day
Im sorry to break it to you
But peppa couldnt run

his dad isn’t even capable of walking
She became food as fast as she gave up running
he’s rolling
He is jacked
Homie has dad strength

femboy arc?
How are you guys?
YOu
Hello Sirs and or Madames.
Hello he/it
I’m doing ok, how abt you?
You'll prefer He, it isn't nice 😶










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