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stopc
just close your phones
Sorry
what dialect is that
Anj aint no way lol
the stop it now dialect
Thank you Lim!
Yo I bought a hijab š§ for my ass
bruh
I didn't say it earlier
Np
Thank lim
Can we ban 160k people
saar we phull soport
LikƩ randomly?
Yes
wait
I like my odds do itš
was the weapon stash always 10k?
Yes
banaladish is za best contry
India has iPhone 16 pro max
Planet earth isn't round
Nahhh jid trippin
the earth is flat
Me personally
I think the earth is the shape of Godzilla
No, it's the shape of an attack helicopter
i dont think the extinction of dinos is acurate tbh how did one meteorite destroy all dinos
surely some would survive like on the other side of the planet
That a genuine question?
The earthquakes
indeed
some could fly
If I posted a reply I got today here, I'd get warned for word wall for sure.
Alright, a big enough one would definitely take out a planet
mebeast is my dad
true but theres no evidence of a rock that big hitting the planet
not that would destroy the entire world
Also, pretty sure 90% of people here wouldn't understand it.
It was how many years ago, the crater would be mostly gone by now
Yeah but their size and the sheer destruction of like the environment made it hard to survive
Like surviving a plane crash but you don't have any supplies at all
The evidence would be the extinct dinos no? Since it managed to wipe them all out
hmm i dont believe it
hmmmmm
maybe
What do you expect to happen to the evidence in the time it takes a species to evolve??
i believe they where intelligent and started a war between each other and had the equal to nukes and killed them selfs off

FR

hmm idk but there would be some sign right dinos bones stuck around
And then industrialization
i hope in our life time
imagine cowboy dinos
im now convinced thats what happened thanks for supporting me on my crazy theory
You know how if we look back in history how like morally fucked it was?
Imagine that but people looking at our history
It takes certain conditions for fossils to be made... Falling into quicksand or something that blocks all light, air and moisture. For that to happen is Super rare. We're lucky to know and have available what we do have...
nope sorry only explainable theory is they nuked them selfs
cant convince me otherwise
(im joking)
god was just bored of his creations
will soon happen to us


Explains Ć ll the tension happening in the world
fr gods ramping up the chaos before he wipes us to
I'm not bored yet
Innit
Dont hit me you plonker
We're basically in HoI
its plonker
hol?
Anyways
my 3ds is in tokyo right now
how awesome is that
lmao

its a japanese 3ds so i can call it LL instead of XL
And why is that
idk what LL means its just what the japanese called there 3ds xl
idk its just what the xl consoles are called over there
LL
idfk why
Aha i see
As a certified Japanese person I know the answer fr
tellll mee
immma google it
Shigma
In Japan, the term āXLā is not commonly used to describe larger sizes, unlike in Western cultures. Instead, the Japanese use the term āLLā to indicate a larger size.
this is why
just diffrent names for extra large
pancakes. Yum.
It's the same as XL
Thanks lil
Just that Japan uses a different term
yep they just use ll
Oh you said that lmao
Fr
imma defo call it LL from now on
My family lived in Japan for 5 years they'd know ong
I am the only one that has never been to Japan ššš
I wanna see a blooming sakura
My condolences
damn gotta get them to take you arnt you kinda close?
idk where indo is
japan is very far from me
Indo?
It's mostly just scheduling jssues
ahh i see
But I might go later this or next year
Indonesia?
Praying to God I do go
yes
Ah
I wanna see the old bomb sites. And how nature came back.
you should! surely its kinda cheap for you right as you in the region?
im elon musc
I don't think the prices are too much of an issue
like 2 grand here for a holiday to japan maybe more
I don't handle anything human resource.
Shit theyāre far
Not rich rich or anything but well off for sure
oh rreally?
damn lend me 300 dollars?
Like 5000 kilometers apart
ill pay you back in 2 to 3 buisness years
Different departments
Bros never paying back
is far
Jk
Fr

You're in UK right?
indeed
Lol
yh pretty far
Gonna be bugging my parents to go to Japan frfr
these are the prices for a all inclusive
thats average to
from uk
then you need spending moneyy
aint very cheap
I wanna see Kyoto ong
whaa?
Watch it be painted dogs

A City in jp
ahh nice
chengdu in china is a very pretty place
like a green city
Orange cat if they were black and white
And ibgger
Bigger
not sure iv seen them but i believe ya!
Chubby
true aha
pandas seem great
very playful
Adopt one
i wish aha
I remember when I was 4, I only thought America and china existed
And thought china was inside of America
theres no pandas in the uk as china bought them all
Wait so
yoo thats actually wild 
China and America doesn't exist?!
I think I saw a panda irl
Got back whats theirs you mean
I was 4 
Are you American?
naww im jealous some day i will to
This was when I was Disney infinity, the cars game, forza, and Wii sports
i mean yh but we did have some before that uk bought
Unfortunately yeah
Cause I blame either Disney or the Vatican for being so weird.
My condolences
Bro the contract ended
pandas are 100% my fav animal
ahhhh okay
Hope you get well soon lim
All ik they are rented
i didnt know the history i just know we had some then we didnt
Almost saw one
Mf was asleep
You got tranquilized?
Yes
They're endangered and don't really know how to reproduce..
F
Yeah
id take care of them
but yh thats sad ngl
Make sure you dont get bitten
They tried everything... It's not working. 
Nice
that looks better than cows food
would you eat tho
yes
chat so dead only mods r talking LMFAO
These people arenāt mods š
Shit Iām the only mod thatās actually online
I'm flattered tho
wth did they change discord ui
they have random roles
im not a mod
I have 100mil should I quit the game
"extra perms"
literally means nothing
Extra perms doesnāt equal mods
You saying I should have access to more??
Quite literally just gives them access to an exclusive channel + certain small benefits
I quit at 100m, not really a point after 50m.
Which is a wasteland
Exclusives is only good for spamming and VC
OR THIS?
I quit like 1 year ago should I start playing again
The current state of the game is shit
A new business came out yesterday
And itās by far one of the worst businesses in the game right besides DF
Would be better if i could spam slurs in there š

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Example:
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?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
no!
No gorilla bot shouting at me.. š
pull the trigger fr
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?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
hey hes promoting gun violence
ion care as long it's fun
Go at it then
Its not tho
its like payphone assassinations honestly
Yikes
Doomsday heist
Thatās about it
And casino
Nah the game isnt fun anymore
And public lobbies if you donāt care about RP drops
doomsday cmm is so fun fr (it just fails you for no reason)
it's hard asf it took me a week
sounds like a skill issue
Not really, just requires an active team
I kept dying in act 3 finale LMFAO
When you find people for it
š
I can spend an hour on the Op mk1 trying to land some stuff
have friends ong
Doomsday used to be so much harder
who wanna do doomsday rn
u can find ppl for that in lfg
Not all of them play gta
True
gta 6 s coming out evb gon be playing it
Sure will
1 person is enough
Just hard finding someone who doesnāt glitch or mod during it
not worth doing the glitches
Itās apartment heist that you need 2-4 people
2 people for flecca
4 people for the rest
I hate glitchers and modders
LOL
Dumbest thing is this game that you you need an armored car and a helicopter for a small bank
i mean the police are quite aggressive
But you only need motorcycles for pac standard
you show any sign of resistance insta shoots
Fr?
Itās true though
The preps arenāt even hard
Nah im talking about the difference in equipment needed
I mean too much work for only 100-200ish thousand
it's js that glitching makes the game boring
Yeah, I donāt glitch
Why cant you use a kuroma in pac standard
cmm is where its at fr
I donāt like people who glitch
I made a small typo. I donāt like typing on mobile
My mobile just doesn't like discord.
or Kick.
My mobile doesnāt like me typing
Fr
Autocorrect is a love hate relationship
fr
Turn it off
for some reason on mobile words that ends with t adds another t for me
Innitt
are you fond of Butt?
no

like trying to spell but gets so annoying
Lol

^ not turning it off
I might turn off auto cap
Because itās seriously annoying at times
Do you have the swipe to spell feature on? cause that can catch me off guard sometimes too
lol
"I don't remember writing that" 
lmao

rofl
rolling from laughing
Lfr
The what what features
I can swipe across letters to spell out words, so when my thumb slides on my phone words appear 
Like this: park echeck offer
Idk how it spelled those out but ok.
Itās actually helpful
Socks fit so v fine glitchy circulars
The first part made some sense
Nah thatās recommended text
The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it out and then I can go pick up it from your place or you could just pick me out of there or you could pick me out and I could just go pick up my truck or
All that from sliding?

Honestly wish my parents made me go with android
Instead of apple
But now Iām stuck in the apple ecosystem
Don't blame you, if you're a modder.
Android is better for modding.
Yep thatās exactly why I want one
And better specs
My first got the s23 as his first phone. Bro was modding the shit out of it.
My friend*
Android is less secure but better for side booting and modding
It's so much easier than typing
lol my mom has an apple and she doesnt like it but is too lazy to switch to android
It just confuses the hell out of me...
Both my siblings have apple. My dad and mom has android.
Does it? I've never had any problems with that feature
Idk why but I see a lot more girls use slide typing than normal typing
Idk how people even do it in the first place
My fingers are much faster
I mean, I could but I'll revise what I'm writing as I'm writing, so for me, it's easier to type things out.
No thatās recommended text
Random words above keyboard
I used slide typing for so long that normal typing looked slower
Ah I see
oh....
Ima try slide typing for some time
Actually itās not that bad
Apple does have that feature so try it
Using it right now
Nice
But slower
Indeed
Iāll get use to it
Normal typing got more control
I have 90-140wpm on keyboard
wpm?
Laptop keyboards/60% keyboards I get 140wpm
Still sometimes makes typos
Do I need to press space every time?
Damn bro i could only do 10
I don't need to press space
No
You lift your finger and spaces are auto.
For some reason
You'll get used to it
Nah just lift your thumb
For me itās not
And slide for the next word
What are you on?
IPhone
Well me too
I thought iphone had that feature too where it auto spaces
iPhone 12
It does
it'snotwritinglikethisIhope.
Just lift your thumb
iOS 17.0
Lmao
See I did that

I am lifting after each word
Auto space
Same

That was legit kinda hard on keyboard. I had to will my thumb not to move.
Enjoying the update so far?
Hi
Just do it for the content

You probably have 100m or something

Yeah sum like that but idgaf
Yea
If I don't enjoy it, I ain't doing it
Ever tried typing on vr?
no...?
If gta question go to #šāgta-discussion
ngl I feel nautious thinking about VR..
I was typing on it earlier š
Can someone help me with humane labs heist setups
Not good after I eat food/headache
Hey @frozen olive, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#ālfg-info
Is it the same as apple vision?
Quest 2, virtual desktop
So I am using my pc in vr
I mean the mechanism
I could quite literally discord moderate in vr
Quest 2 is somewhat good
Quest 3 is a better competitor for Vision Pro
So yoi just look at letters when you type?
idk, if I want full on immersion I go outside. I'm very happy with the Box being a Box.
Itās a big floating keyboard
Literally this
Not even joking
my neck is already sore
Damn
Augmented vs Virtual right?
Correct
Don't leave home with AR on.
I mean thats ar
It turns into a pixelated mess as soon as it loses connection.
Quest 2 is also somewhat ar using virtual desktop
You could turn on pass through mode and see everything IRL while having screens
That's almost ar.
yuo must drink raw milk
I actually donāt drink milk at all
stick the wrong thing in the wrong part
won't be able to make eye contact afterwards
Shortie
lester fleeca heist lool
Not my fault I was born with L genes
nah
Smh

Also these girls are upset
not drinking milk is the reason lmaok
if u ain't healthy then u done for buddy boys
it's ovevevevevrrr
Upset when guys complain about their weight which is something they can control. Yet complain about dudes height which we canāt control. āYeah let me grow to 6ā4 real quick.ā
u can control your height xdxdzz
And it sucks for tall girls
it's just expensive af
Iām 5ā2 and Iām a guy
F girls, ngl.
lol do u have money
nah
Nah thereās this one girl that I actually somewhat liked
I know I didnāt have a chance with her
Especially not worth her. Sheās like 5ā9 or something.
Narrow minds and shallow hearts, hard pass.
Iām not getting surgery just to be taller
cope
Nty
Rather listen to mommy asmr
Nah
do what fits
the surgery is 200k anyway
loooll
also recovery is painful
I may have daddyās money but not getting a surgery just to increase my height
Itās dumb
do u want to stick 2 metal rods into ur legs
I rather become trans and have an excuse to be short
(Joking)
Hahaha many people did it now they are tall and rich and successful with the girl they want
@past marsh look u can compensate
with good looks
hold up this is a conversation for another tume
time
why
how old u is buddy
Financial shit, insomnia (not diagnosed just have issues with sleeping), and not paying for a expensive ass membership
Unless I get family that would let me use their personal gym
Take your best guess
omg just be healthy then everything works out on its ownnš±š±š±
yall just overcomplicated stuff
Fr. Looking to get one its compares very well with the apple vision
With third of the price
hol up
22
I was healthy for a good 2 months or so and this was when I actually had the opportunity to work out
Nope
Quest 2 > Quest 3
For VR
Quest pro > 3 for AR
3 > pro for ar gaming
Letās wait until A comes back
i've not knowin you that good so i cant guess
I have a feeling heās looking through my dm history just to find my age
š
omg
A's 16 right?
12 š
At minimum 14 at maximum 17
Discord should fr be 17+
i know a lot people under. but they use discord
Discord is marked 17+ on the app store
A lot of people if not majority of users start between 11-12yo
Im 12 with a mortgage
Rip
I feel like there's an age where our parents aren't as responsible as the population as a whole should be.. like we should "in theory" be taking care of ourselves...
I was on instagram the other day and saw a post of a mom buying her kids fast food because she didnāt feel like cooking. Man, when my mom didnāt feel like cooking, she just made me cook dinner myself.
Or use my money I rarely ever get to get take out
yup
It was annoying ngl, especially when I didnāt know how to cook. It was rather pasta and cheese, leftovers, or microwave pizza for dinner.
Is this the lfg chat
No
ur prolly 15
16
What took so long š
yeah
Grilled cheese and mac and cheese.
15
in this case i'll make noodles
15 turning 16 in like 4 months
Yeah almost exactly 4 months
I was soo off
buddy calm down
So many people think Iām over 18
ok so 15
But nah Iām a teenager still in school with no social life
do you think there a reason for it
I started at 15 it's a good starting point
For what?
u have a social life
No š
this discord server is not just a thing on the side
irl u mean?
Yes
I wouldnāt even be a moderator here if I had a social life
look it all depends on your looks
Not really
I mean yeah
for keep people think you under 18
Communication more than looks
but listen you can make this shit right ong
nopeeee
Oh, people think Iām over 18 just because Iām too mature for my age.
if u have good looks they are going to communicate with you
Do you have a speech impediment or any disabilities that keep you from basic verbal communication?
having both is better
there are fixes to everything omg
do u have asthma?
the inhaler thingy
Damn, so went 11 years of my life with speech impediment just to be told thereās a fix to it š
that's why I'm thinking about it
yeah man the fixes are so fuckijg simple it's actually absurd
Talking to people isnāt a fix
I used to not be able to fucking breathe went to 4 different doctors no fix
Taking medication isnāt a fix
?ban
I know
This is a verbal disorder
look what's your problem
lol
for you life get easier with good looking @stark scaffold
YES OMG
when your good looking everything works out on its own
you just have to get this thru your mind
be healthy
eat meat veges nuts
fuckinh go out in the sun
If someone only cares about the way I look then I donāt really see them as valuable
God only If I can,send voice messages
idk man, it made me super insecure and self conscious...
so I don't have to type
Also yes I do have asthma
this is it man
i can see your point
And other health disabilities
like you won't be able to achieve good looks without the bad stuff
I have a friend who has 10/10 looks. He does pull girls but doesnāt fix his issues.
If anything creates issues
it gives u motivation to work towards what u want
GIRLS literally see his issues as positive stuff
gorilla stfu
Bro... you're talking from what experiences?
He looks good and cute to girls. But then would immediately leave him for another dude
my gahdamn experiences
Imo, I shouldnāt be taking advice from some dude whoās only like 2 months older
yeah cuz he doesn't know how their minds work
yall
If anything, much rather take advice from a divorced 40yo man in a COD lobby

law of scarcity law of sexual attraction don't let them know they got you
they never had you in the first place
š¤£
be valuable
I mean am I wrong for that though?
value=success
I miss being young and knowing all the answers 
cant dissagree
u never any answers in the first place omfg
great sentence bud
had
ok man

Not trying to sound salty or anything. But itās like youāre 15.
Your claim: looks fixes everything
What it does: get girls who only like you bc of looks
I donāt see how getting girls in my life would fix shit lmfao
Shit I much rather take advice from 2022 Andrew Tate right now
Well if u look good it would have already fixed everything girls are jus a bonus
You forgot the part where you magically become all knowing.
Ok man take advice from that recessed chin mofo
ok
Anyone seen itās always sunny in Philadelphia? You just need to follow the Dennis system
would that fix my child support and jail sentance !!!
no
yes
its finnaly fixed
Looking good fixes my speech impediment? Looking good fixes my asthma? Looking good fixes my allergies? Looking good fixed my mental health?
yes
who the fuck is that
FR
No it doesnāt lmfao
just search
Denis system?
ok u can cope all u want
in the end it is the
TRUTH
Lies
Have u seen itās always sunny
Like dude you didnāt even read what I said
also I'm not high rn so I'm speaking facts
some.
You just saw a small wall of text to say yes to it
ok
where can I send voice messages
I can't tbh
Thereās an episode called the Dennis system which is funny
His way of getting women
what was his way
Donāt think this server has voice messages
^
I seriously gotta get back into it.
Besides for staff chat
same
Become staff
i havent learned anything from a quick google search, also how are you giving me evidence without telling me who he is, saying the answer to the universe and then saying search it up doesnt fix shit
how do I do that
Curious who would listen at this point tbh.
work hard to be our boss @stark scaffold
hahajahha Jeremy meeks
400 weeks or 1 meeks
hhahahaha
Become staff
youre funny dipshit
Now that, will surely get you all the ladies 
Rather be active and helpful enough on the server, get CH, be a helpful CH, get trial mod, pass as trial mod, become mod.
Or wait later this year for mod apps to open up.
who the hell is jeremy meeks
Ladies?
look at,the photos I sent at #šāmemesļ¼media
if only i knew
I js loaded into gta online and found out I've been banned LMFAO
for no reason right?
What did u do
nothing
yh LOL
atleast youre free from that hellhole of a game fr
I'll js buy the game again LMFAO
i've heard to many times that rockstar ban players for no reason
oh no
Seriously

yh nothing else to do besides buying it again
i think you can talk with rockstar about your account
nb doing allat LOL
i hate rockstar
what does nb mean
nobody
I know people who have 
should I buy a ps5 rn for gta or js stick w pc
fr
god dammit
They black listed the festival bus ššš
This is complete horse shit
what festival bus
The festival bus
Usually everyone has a modded one in their garages but rockstar BLACKLISTED THE MF
Just stick with pc
for NO REASON
Wait until ps5 pro drops
Doubt it
how old do u think I am
11
14
ok I don't need to show yall my id that's just too wild
Then why bring it up???
Alright go to #š¢helpers-hq
No one wants to see your ID
you're right. 12
Well I did say my guess is 14 or under
Yeah I saw
bro i thought u were talking about fortnite 
I'm 15 going to 16 in 2 months
and 4 days
perhaps
idk
No Iām talking about gta, and rockstar FUCKING BLACKLISTED it
Like WHY DO IT
Is this the real al @near patrol fr
my birthday is in august too its august 29
It was whitelisted for SO LONG and then they removed it for NO REASON
same
seriously been a minute.
@zealous tulip is
why do u need festival bus
so u can literally bus
ok buddy
Ah
No itās a vehicle I already owned, and rockstar straight blacklisted it
at the festival its all I ever wanted
And everyone elseās bus is gone
yeah goddamn
Itās not just mine, itās everyoneās garage
Avon
Iām gonna contact rockstar support when I get home this weekend bc my bus is supposed to be in my arcade, so if itās missing, Iām gonna complain and fight with support
Because it was no reason for the bus to be black listed
L
It was the vehicle to flex on people with
Youāre an L
Yellow
Tbh I donāt see how modded cars is a flex
They didnāt black list the dune or the bunker caddy but they just HAD to blacklist the bus
I really didnāt ask
Considering how many people could get modded cars now on
Blue
Surely it has to be a mistake
I really hate yellow
why
Piss
Not the colour just the word
Good question

Yellow is kuning in indo and it's really close to someone's name that really traumatized me
They just hiding on lurk waiting to appear all at once or something?
lol same here
I remember when I use to have my Thomas the train theme fork
I think I still have it for feeding my cat
Same to which part lol
I had one shaped like a plane š
Vroooom
I want to go back to 2012-2018
I was literally trying to see if I could sleep my way back into 2013 the other day
That thing's lost in the 90s 
What about moist
?
No
Like my father
Makes sense
What?
Sorry to hear that
I'm very lost here
2010-2019 were the best years for me
2019-2021 š
2019 was ultra bad for me
The internet became my only friend...
The dude is still going on š
šHe has to run out eventually...
Nah donāt be
Be sorry that I LOST MY BUS
my precious big bitch
i hope you get your bus back undercover butter
You'll find a way to flex again, I have faith in you.
More like I hope rockstar reverts the change
Because thatās the most bs change they ever did
Everyone had a festival bus for like what 6-7 years
And then all of a sudden it got thanos snapped for everyone
#šāall-server-info
Because 4
Because itās not allowed here
Were do I go to ask for help in a highest setup
Lets not try and bypass chat filters @scenic halo
Hey @junior spruce, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
Thank you
how u seen
that
he is a moderator he sees everything
šš»
to be expected
Legit everything you say/do is being logged for moderation purposes
Zeppelin
yeah I mean what if someone was making conspiracy to Rob a bank
LOL
@past marsh how u a mod on a gta server but quit playing gta
Yep, discord moderation is taken this serious for servers like thisZ
90% if not all the staff doesnāt even play GTA anymore
LMFAO
But Iāve been playing GTA SA recently
I js started playing gta again its weird ash
I might buy the definitive edition
Nice
Imagining applying for discord moderation.
"But do you know how to steal a car in GTA?"
Uhhh, I do it in VR. Does that count?
Mann when the hell is gta san adreas vr coming
Yeah fr
Shit got annouced in like 2020
Imagine it being a quest 3 exclusive
I hope its still a thing would be dope
Bruh
They would be missing out like imagine what a pc could do
For a massive open world vr tittle
Og game to
Or pull a Minecraft and let the modding community do all the work
Lmao fr
I just want it to be a thing whwn i played half life 2 in vr it was like a whole new game
Would be the same for SA
Yeah fr
And modding gta SA isnāt even that hard
Be a whole new light for the game
Yappers
But since I ported the entire game to my ps vita, idk if I should even start a modded playthrough on pc.
