#💬┃gorilla-chat
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bro is gonna use a knife 
Pussy
zaza is the pro
cmon now ladys lets all be civil
He's an alt anyways so no trouble
I shall reply yes just so yall can dunk on him a lil bit more
it's funny just let it happen
doesn't change the fact you're a piece of shit
Im gonna shoot you with a railgun
dont tempt me with a good time
wow I'm so scared
oo, now you are gonna be a fun pvper
the 13 year old thinks he can reach any vital organs with his Swiss knife
cmon its over now hes stoped replying lets change le subject
frfr

nah it's funny
I like how niek got online for 1 minute
probably read all the messages
and said fuck it im out
and went offline
W niek
W
can you blame them
but ye, start smoking cigars
no
Start smoking people in a game instead
Real
smoke crack
Smoke pipe tobacco like the native americans did
smoking anything isnt cool
like bilbo baggins
Yay
except meth
bilbo baggins does it, ergo it's cool

yall need jesus fr
very easy to cook
I have Eru
I'm gay I knew that already
hello
oh well
hello stixz, you missed a vape dealer getting mad and giving us death threats
I bet god lets gay people in
extra jokes amirite
yeah he needs a twink harem
lmfao really

yep
fuck vapes
banned actually lol
i vape but to quit smoking
Nah i feel like he just lets in people based on if there were good or bad
He was an alt anyways so
asthmatics vape all the time smh like bro your windpipe is closing don't vape and make it worse
I stopped altogether, shits too fuckin expensive here
Idk but it said he joined Discord on may 20 and joined here on may 31th
That has to be an alt
they're like oh no i cant breathe and then pull their vape out
Food
unless it's native american or tribal durries
true
in which case go ahead
"tribal durries"
if your brain goes to cigs because vapes are bad you just got major brainrot
neither is good just dont smoke
native american durries though
Redagast's tribe is the average aussie worksite
herbal oxygen
my body's a machine that turns protein into farts
i can smell
You're a concreter, I knew it
and mrs mac's pies from the servo
Na, probably gonna get into welding
mrs mac's pies are so good
dude for real
Lool
Nice nice
i used to go on long drives a lot
and for a food break
id always get mrs mac's pies
classic aussie snack
mrs macs pies and bunnings snags made by a nice old lady usually named sally
legit
I've made it a life goal to rate every single bunnings snag
should record it and make it like content
think i suggested it
it would be pretty fun to watch
LOL
decided to do that a year ago
what?
damo's durries
it would be fun to watch imo
but i review snags
Nothin
yeah
i remember how i would beg for a snag
when i was a kid
they're so expensive now man
three bucks like fark me
Wha
Anyone wanna play gta online on pc right now
use lfg
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Account created June 6 joined June 6 🙏🙏🙏
no i keep falling over
israel moment
Yeh they asking for 4 bucks a snag over here
NZ
ah nice, my home country
Ayyyyy
😭
i could get like 8 puff dogs with that
Which part?
was born in wellington, lived a bit up the way past the upper hutt
Oh cool cool
whereabouts are you?
Aucks, you're free to judge me for it
yep, def giving you shit for that lmao
moved back in 2022
for about a month
left again
lol yeah, the most ironic shit happened too
ah nice nice
we originally left in 2011 cause we got home invaded by psycho family
Twinkle twinkle little star
I hope that you crashed your car
so we moved back in 2022 after being in brisbane for a decade
five fucking days after we returned to nz
FIVE
we got home invaded by mob on the run from the cops
Up the world and so high
Wondering when you will DIE
Bro actually got reminded about why yall left in the first place 
lmao no shit
I think it was divine intervention
police dogs and everything too, the whole thing was a story
wasn't the whole reason we left, but man
was scary but in hindsight funny af
so yeah, word of advice
just avoid the lower hutt
treat it like the chernobyl exclusion zone
Y'all remember the story of the cop who fucked an arrestee then locked himself in the back of his cruiser
enter with caution and do NOT enter the tractor, I.e. naenae
What
eh?
It's a real story look it up
too much effort man
was it consensual?
Yes
Ah okay
man's tryna steal the spotlight from Maegan Hall
The funniest story imo is when a guy ran from the cops & accidentally jumped into a nudist resort, so he stuck out like a sore thumb because he was the only one with clothes on 
Nah the mud wizard tops that
Enlighten me with the story
A swat team was chasing a felon dressed in a wizard robe, they ran through wet mud and got very stuck, so the wizard was just mocking them the entire time, even gained a small crowd

gandalf went on a wise man's bender?
LMAO yes💀
imagine bruh
that would be so embarrassing
@wind trout I heard another story too - some dude tried to rob a gas station, and the cashier said only the manager can open the safe, and that he wasn't there.... so this dude legit notes his phone number & told the cashier to call him once the manager was back 
best part: He actually returned, but the cops were waiting for him
Ive heard stories like this multiple times
Yeah just coz they're so funny
Like, how dumb do you have to be 
in one instance it was the same situation but like 5 dudes instead of 1💀

All 5 of them were sharing half a braincell
Or the dudes in Connecticut who phoned a bank "we're coming to rob you, lay the cash ready" and they actually showed up 
@ivory copper Even in my country too - some guy broke into a police station because he wanted to steal the uniforms
Can you get banned if a hacker/modder gives you money without you asking for it?
Read one story, a guy robbed a bank but he was deaf so they triggered the silent alarm and he was nonethewiser
Yeah I heard that one too
that was in Germany
If it's too much, then there's a chance, yeah
Not the stupidest one I've read
There's so many of them
It was like 200k
Ah, then it's nothing to worry about
I mean I didn't ask for it so
There was a guy
Best is def the florida man who was in a 6 hour shootout with the cops while on meth and while jacking off
Bruh what 
he opened two accounts with the bank immediately before he said he was robbing them

to open these accounts he needed to provide several forms of ID
which he did
I guess to be safe I just don't spend anything until Rockstar remove it (I'm assuming they will)
Most likely they won't remove it, had it happen too & it's still there after months
Well, guess having a brain was too much to ask for 
@gentle bridge Another one, some thiefs robbed a store and their getaway "vehicle" was a donkey, who didn't even move after the robbery 

Fr
what asses
Best part is that the donkey started making so much noise that 2 policemen in the area came to check it out
I see what you did there 
@sharp field you’re getting called out broski
lmao

Man did Donkay dirty
two Australian guys with thick accents robbed an American bank and left their work clothes and nametags on
hello
He did the robbers dirty
what
hi
Clearly
One guy robbed a bank and his mask was lemon juice, he completely believed he was invisible since it was used to make invisible ink. He even told the banker not to worry as he did have a face, he got an article written about stupidity dedicated to him

hru
Ah yeah heard that one too haha
Good wbu
firefly have you uploaded recently
oh dear
Or this guy @gentle bridge , he had a.... unique dress up for robbing a store
Clown pants, wig, not shaven
lmfao
He looks like he's made out of aluminum foil

or the guy who wrote his demands on his own bank cheque
Why even lmao
@mellow cipher
Wagwan baby gurl
have you uploaded recently
No i quit YouTube
L
You didnt see my community post?
you were one of my favorites
Some guy robbed a fast food place with a gun, after aiming it at the clerk, the clerk pulled out a shotgun, the guy quietly and calmly left the establishment
no i didn’t

Sorry blud but i gotta focus on other stuff in life
one guy stumbled and threw his gun over at the employee behind the counter
his pants fell down as he ran out the store
damn
now who am i gonna watch for twitter drama
i could watch moist critical but it’s not the same
😭
damp critical
Bro thought he was playing GTA

literally
Almost every stupid criminal story
They even look like npcs
This one specifically tho
Breaking into police station to steal uniforms😭
Thought you died fr
GTA heist setup ahh crime
two guys posted selfies of money they stole on Facebook like an hour after they robbed a bank
But you're level 90
i’m #4 now
Seemingly
i got #1 then stopped talking
@lavish musk guy got tackled by a pizzeria owner because he ran through a pizzeria after robbing a bank
he said to the owner "dude im just robbing the bank, not you"

I shall snooze now, goodnight gents
Gn
goodnight mr outduubitable

hello
Hello
@edgy mango u on rn?
im a cat
ye
wanna sell some illegal merchandise?(in game
)
sure
aight gimme 5 min in a match rn
aight
what kinda match
xbox saying i needa link discord account
ill do it in a bit

@edgy mango loading in
anyone who plays on xbox one
Aight
u can find people in the lfg
ok
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found it
Alr cool
Hello I just bought Nitro I need suggestions for my profile?
Can you guys help
banner should defo be this
banner should defo be that
100%
101%
i just got 2 new games for my ps3
W
Hmm interesting
in the chat
@edgy mango sent inv
Damn definitely
@ivory copper war thundy
Too sexi
joined
hello i from bangladesh
brb tho
these are the classics i picked up
war thundy in a bit lil man
i m from bangldesh
oka
And?
just gon sell my illegal dru-merchandise rq(in game ofc)
ofc ofc
bangladesh better country from everyone
that was quite quick tbh
now
inv to mc

what makes it better?
bangaldesh build you contry
Attacks on Human Rights Defenders.
Disappearances and Extrajudicial Killings.
Freedom of Expression.
Women and Girls' Rights.
Disability Rights.
A couple of issues
with bangladesh
:)
we have every good thing in this country
Dont have freedom 🇺🇸
no country is perfect

Yap
non of us in 3rd world countrys really have our freedom
Nobody has freedom,westerners just live in an illusion that they do
This speaks freedom
that speaks plane

im not even american
where you from again?
you sound European
british are not a part of Europe anymore
they arent?
nope we left a lil while ago
That speaks war crime

@ivory copper well oops
@ivory copper not cool man
@edgy mango i didn’t know friendly fire was on
lol
Onto the next
did u see me fall on to the car
I think i got bunker full
I started playing naval
yes
accidentally cut my chute lmfao
Looked hilarious how you just splat on the car
Shouldve clipped it lmao
Damn nvm this place empty @edgy mango 💀
lol
silly goose
any businesses u know are full?
finally gonna play the last of us part 1
@edgy mango meth lab marked on map
Ye i saw
or whatever that one is
i hope i do game looks great after the remaster or remake nog sure which
well which ever is for the pv
W piloting💀
pc
i think that was a fairly clean landing
also fairly clean landing:
BUTTER
W
what 😭
You payed 60 for it damn
W
worth 24?
real
Mfs released this game 3 times
For sure
lmao not as bad as skyrim tho
Fr
nice! gonna get part 2 when i get a ps5 so wanna play part 1 before i get one
is it free roam or mission based
?
Part 2 still not on pc?
(never played last of us)
Free roam
nah ragnorok is next on pc maybe last of us part 2 next
ahh okay nice
god knows then aha i know ragnorok is nextt tho for sure
Yea September
the last of us part one came out after 2018 god of war to
so maybe part 2 after ragnarok
Part one came 2013
i mean to pc
Then re released 2015
Oh mb
It came in 2023 according to steam
Ps are some greedy mfs
yep god of war came 2022
so maybe part 2 in 2025
💀
fr but im not complaing
means i get to play ps big games on pc
Sony milks the shit out of their games before releasing it on pc
fr
Hello chat
hi
spiderman 2 will be in like 2/3 years when it dies down
hi
I'm gonna bully everyone here
nope
Lol you might play it earlier tho

you couldnt bully your way out a paper bag

I'll put you in a paper bag
i will for sure gonna buy a pro as soon as release hopfully
dont threaten me with a good time
I knew someone was gonna say this

seems like someone got dutch'd
Cant wait for it
same!
always gotta get that nightly twerk in
good for cardio
Sick mfs
huh?
control yourself
He's fighting ghosts
i didnt see shi
some mf said "gyat!"

Y'all heard the newer story of the cop who mag dumped on his own car with a person inside cause he mistook an acorn falling on the roof for a gunshot
Eternals friend group
Is eternal still here
yep was just a guy chilling eating some fast food
seen it
Somehow
fucking stupid cop
Why would he empty his gun tho
because hes dumb the guy tried to drive of
This guy
so the cop unloaded
ohh okay
diffrent clip
No, it was purely an acorn
happens often iv seen a diffrent clip
Hi
A fucking acorn
lol
An acorn caused this cop to go into a winter soldier PTSD effect
Fr
Lol
Justice for the mf in the cop car who almost died due to the moron cop
Dude did absolutely nothing
guess he doesnt deal well under preasure
He was in a cop car he is not completely innocent
I was kissing my soap and then I saw this lizard coming up on me
Yeah, but he absolutely did not deserve a near death experience 😭
Couple warning shots at max why tf would he unload
Luckily the dude has the aim of a stormtrooper
neither did the acorn 🗣️
Subtle way to inform him not to fuck around
@ivory copper killing a few npcs dont mind me
Bro care more for an acorn than a human
i just think there equals
acorn deserves some love to

Dont do it much it’ll ruin your brain
Yea we’re all organisms at the end
ill try
Lol
trying to properly drive is pretty hard
So you hit some npcs
Yea
When im pretty bored i got the theatre in vinewood there lots of npcs
or 50k i cant remember
And do my thing
Lol
when i get bored i close gta down
fr
You like stardew valley?
Guys
I finally got sleep
When
thank you
Someone dealt with it
Btw when i get muted do i get a warning too?
^
I said k*s

But not to anyone
I was saying” you could go far and tell me ks and it wouldn’t affect me
now, get @viscid haven to sleep
That’s it
@ivory copper : (
ahhh lmao atleast you learnt
its like 2pm to early
I was talking to u about the snowflake thingy
lmao yh i remember
i dont think you would of got a warn
but im not sure
also
guess what day sunday is
Meh
Black ops reveal?
We dont care about that lol
depends if its a new elder scrolls
then i might care
That’s far fetched tbh
But we never know
yh i know but i like to be hopefull
would love a new elder scrolls game
not the onine shit they gave us
Fr
and all the skyrim releases
not the way you might think
every new game is a new place and new chracters
but the history stays the same
Hi Guys what do you think about cheters that help pepole (like kill other cheaters but dont kill normal players)
Nice i only played skyrim and only for couple hours good game but definitely outdated
we dont accept any kind of modding here
yh out dated but still a great game
@edgy mango wait don’t shoot
😃sure
💀
vr is a much better way to play it in my opinion after playing it before
alr
oops
as vr brings the game to a whole new light
Fr btw do you think playing older games now is tedious
Like playing them for the first time
LMAO
I tried to play ac2 for the first and shit was painful to play mechanics were broken
i would say no they can still be fun! i love being a mage with staff just destroying everything with spells and staffs but anything before skyrim is super outdated
not aged well at all
fuck
Just on a tour of LS
I wasn’t talking about skyrim in particular but any old game that you decided to play it nowadays
æh
nahh i wouldnt personally oblivion was before skyrim and looks like it was released on ps1 / 2 in my opinion
not as enjoyable
didnt age well at all
Except for bo1 and 2 id play those
yh id still play them i recent played the story for bo2
still need to buy bo1 on pc
On steam its 60
It should be 14 and go on a sale to be 5
I think i still can
U know plutonium or whatever its called?
Nooo so close
yep i use it for bo2
YEEEE
im in lets goo
Thats only for bo2?
iv only used it for 2
not sure if its for any other
well theres diffrent clients
meow
like IW has one

and AW
@viscid haven any idea why bo3 is the only dead cod now?
Like you could play most up to waw
Only bo3 is unplayable
Some ppl said nat type and shit
i can play other cods to but you can bump into hackers
its just worse on bo3
people spin botting every lobbing
wall hacking
just not fun
no its playable
i was in a game the other day on my steamdeck
first game i got a lobby with spin botters
Some youtuber tested old cods it was the only one with no games
i can find a game
Nice
could find one right now if i tried
Probably for console then
ww2 isnt as bad which i just started playing
Why did i decide to to play it on the deck you’ll get cooked either way lmao
seen 1 hacker on there so far
Nice game again pretty underrated
well deck users are commonly known for game testing
we test all our games on deck
see how they run lmao
fr
People didnt give it credit
but yh i just find it fun seeing which games in my libary work aha
for sure
idk why
low key fun
ww2 runs at a stable 60 to 70 fps on my deck
saving replaying the campaign for when im on holiday on the deck
@ivory copper think the engine had an oopsie
It had to be done
true
discard all evidence
damn let the car have 1 flip
then join us imo
Brain dead ppl
Oi
lmao
nuh uh
aight gimme a sec
all I see is stixz having skill issues
Very wise
Shush

just don't let nightmare die
Im tryna get in the back

I hate this month fr, it should only be mens mental health
lmfao
its also weird month
I found it funny
oh what
@ivory copper brb
Ok
Happened one more time but i didn’t clip it😭
You’re going to miss the edging session again
@ivory copper stop making me wet sir
make the firetruck wet
woah
just a little bit
Going into staff chat
these people man
NO
Aight bet
what the sigma


didnt even realise u left the heli until it was grounded lol
Nxghtmare when hes flying
Fr
the intro to the last of us part one is so tragic wthh
Yea pretty sad way to start the game
@edgy mango i crashed💀
fr didnt expect it at all
💀
Gonna sleep for a bit bro @edgy mango been fun playing
Surprise lol
Fair enough
cya!
i should also have my dinner

i got a dlc with the game called left behind and its ment to be ellie before she met the dude
sounds intresting
Yea but play it after the main story
You haven't watched the show yet right?
Bruh
ahhh okay okay yh of top of my head i remember a few scenes from the show
needa rewatch it to remember more lmao
got that brainrot
Lol but did you really forget about his daughters death?
kinda yeah
when i started playing i thought it was ellie
but obvously not lmao
Idk kinda key detail
@edgy mango
What the fuck is going on here man
racist stixz and limy limbean
You and who?
No no
lim
Thats me and cow
nono
Pick someone else
that cant be
Or can it?
@raw warren answer
Hi
Hi greeny!
Hi green
Drug lord
Me
w green
faggio i got my thing working :)
ignore that
How :o
i just did minecrat hopped under slabs with a powereed rail
Cow isn’t innocent
When are you gonna start streaming tho? :o
He’s the least innocent mod
I agree
Hello
monk

yes
I mean

I’d feel weird streaming idk
Sup
Hell mah they got caught 😭😭😭
What perks I get with boosting?
Become a mc YouTuber
"Femboy v tuber plays bedrock" 
I don’t like kids
Extra perms and access to #🌟exclusive🌟 usive
dantdm didnt like kids
Ok grandpa take your meds
Its good
I haven’t actually taken them yet I should now probably
Yes
Although you should try streaming
nuh uh
Your voice is nice and minecraft is a pretty good streaming base
Dont deny it
Ngl i wanna do this
fr?
im very innocent
mb king
same
fr
fr?
Nah i saw what you said in my dms
dm
@raw warren stop gooning, it’s time for edging.
dm
no
Good job
yes
Gimme some
Femboy
Bet rn
This is why Faggio is the goat lowkey
wow he called me the n word
Guys is it gay to be cute?
He always got my back type shit
Yes
no proof


