#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Scrambled eggs with pepper and salt
Scrambled and sunny side ups are top notch
Add some butter tho
Runny fried eggs are the best
sunny side ups right?
"loke"
Yhh pretty sure its the same
But you can have it runny
Or solid
How do you like it?
Runny yolk and a solid base
Yeee
its only 8pm
Exactly its only early for me to!
Thats a w
But also diabetes causing
yeah but im not the sleepy one duh
it is what it it isssss
Get good
Bro kai cenat had Kevin hart on his stream
Swear that guy can get anyone on his streams lmao
They actually are a good duo th
There was one scene where kai shows Kevin a clip of him asking tyla out
And Kevin just starts making fun of kai
Pretty funny stream ngl love Kevin hart
Can anyone join me I want to do the Franklin and Lamar mission
i aint saying it was bad
Hey @silent sierra, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#☝lfg-info
Homies name is hard to type
I know dw i didn't say you was saying that!
If you do the @ symbol it will show the last chatters in chat you aint gotta type it out
Well sleep
It was awesome, the clips were fire
what the sigma..
How are you love?
Fr Kevin heart actually a really funny guy good to see him a kai togther vibing
You must be using discord on some Nokia brick type shit

I have it on an honor 7a :c
Nahh you should sleep!!
Poor guy is getting old tho
Ahh the spyware phone
Wanna do it together love?
It'd take me 3 hours to get there
I had honor 8 years ago
I did it twice before
:3 glory to the ccp (THIS IS A JOKE FOR LEGAL REASONS)
Ive had it for quite a few years
doesnt break tho
So i fuckin love it
I get a new phone in August my phone old as shit
I smashed my honor 8 the first week of owning it ngl
I have new phones, but for travel I only keep the honor in my hand, the rest are locked in my hand baggage
I got a Samsung 9+ now tho that iv had a long time

My foster moms giving me the Samsung 21 in August
I bought my own phone once and smashed it every other phone has been hand me downs
I gotta get more roles I'm not satisfied yet
Its better then your honor 7 fool
Thought it was iphone? 
Time to 100% story mode rq
I only use it because if i drop it on the plane and it slitheres away it aint gonna break
Going at 200 mph


Is sleeping all day a problem?
Gonna flex the "@near patrol please troll baguette"
Thats fair im not making fun dw! I havnt payed for my own phone since like 2018
2017
Nah
kekw
No don't call that nerd
I keep my phones safe
Nah
I think you're the problem
Idk why my dad is making a big deal out of it acting like we’re doing something
the honor is a fucking brick tho
If you sleep all day, its probably because you are tired
And its good to not be tired
He just wants you to have good habits for when your older i guess
Fuck that lmao
College quite literally will take you on a roller coaster
Enjoy sleep while you can
Idle immortal grind
I mean yh for sure u always say enjoy your youth dont wish that shit away
If you wanna sleep 16 hours a day
Then why not
Exactly
Be a cat
Healthy sleeping habits dont matter if you take a harder course at college
Because you will be fucked day in and day out with work
Aslong as you prove you can still wake up for school after holidays I don't see the problem
You will sleep at every single odd time available
I spend most of my day rotting in my room anyway
Honestly go for it
Relatable
Yh dont
What do you wanna be when you grow up?
A super hero

Something I want to say but can’t say here
...
A stripper?

true
No
Fr tho what is it?
Dont blame the strippers, blame the people who go to them
Surely no legal job cabt be said here
You wanna sell drugs don't you?
Trust me that life aint worth it
ye
It is if you make it big
Has a lot of stress tho
Nahhh
Cmon
I sold drugs
Some rando says "ill pay you a few dollars for a dance"
And caused me anxiety and made me nervous alot of the time
I think idle immortal is feasible to get in a week
Ofc someone would do it
#💬┃gorilla-chat Hello
Ye, involves stress
Unless you make it big
Sup
But genuinely as long as people have those kinda desires, they pay bank for a quick dance/service
Still stress knowing cops could nab you at any point
bro u VERY VERY sus if u go to strip club i never ever want to go that place
Heya quick question how old are you
13 probs
Are you scared of heights?
Nah
You must be pushing at least 50 years old you wouldn't do well on the pole
@deep crater how old are you?
Might break a hip
i only go there to go kill them with my mini gun

Fatty
...
Ahahaha
Homie you are not cool

What?
13 ..
Wild
Damn
Wild
?ban
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?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
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?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
What
Yeah perma ban without appeal
W
Bye love
...
Cya soon
But real talk, there’s not a single person I know (around my age) who didn’t make their account underage
I made my account when I was still in the womb frfr
Ive seen a ton of kids who made it when they were 11-12
I dont blame them, just a little worried about kids like those
I made my discord when I was 60
One of my friends made their account during 2017. He was like 9 or something
Pushing 65 now
wat happened?

Are you younger than 13?
no ?
are you older than 14
i am about to turn 14
oka
Ah

I think discord should be 18+ ngl
Still not 14 yet
17+

yup
Lim you are 15
Yhh 17+ I don't think any social media is good for a 13 year old
Even though I would be underage too
When can we ban you
why did u say ?help ban ?
?ban @past marsh
?ban
Bro not even 1 week in, my friend spam added me to a bunch of NSFW stuff
Honestly, discord is a nice platform... Helps kids connect and get a social life, but when the adults get into discord is when it gets nasty
ok wat is gonna happen to me?
If I was still mod I totally would
No discord is not
Average discord friend group
How so?
He bypassing NSFW
ima get banned?
No
?mute @past marsh
?help mute
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?mute NoobLance 1d Too Cool
?mute NoobLance 5h He asked for it


Yh but thats why its not good in my opinion kids are pretty gullible beings but also upset easily I just don't think the Internet is for people so young
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?mute NoobLance 1d Too Cool
?mute NoobLance 5h He asked for it
AYE
On my alt discord account, I am in 1 server non dating. Just used for finding people to talk to. What else? I got a fucking 25yo talking to me asking me if I was ticklish and personal questions.
Well, nothing we can do about it... Parents give their kids devices, And devices are genuinely life savers at points
After I called him out, he deleted all his messages
This better work
Hey @frail magnet, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
Mate, it should be for kids
No chance it's mod only 😭
At the 13-19 range
If I ever have a kid hes getting a Nokia brick till he turns 16
That’s the thing, the server was mainly filled with teenagers.
I remember it worked for normal members
That only calls and texts
Work dammit
When you let adults into a kids website its gonna be ruined
!write
Invalid command usage, try using it like:
!write [prompt]
Arguments:
prompt: Text (may include spaces)
Any chat service is cursed
Ohh
Kik was one i the worst for shit like that
baguettebagelpop was muted. | shutup with the commands
I think it was called kik
?help ban @frail magnet
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?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

There’s another site
Good for ya, I'd give mine a brick at 13-14 and give him a smartphone after with a couple of parental controls
Any chat service with adults and kids
?help ban @viscid haven
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?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
Ban this kid
...
@wind trout threat?
BANNED
Seems so
Threatning a mod
Perm ban
thats an l @wind trout
Getting banned
Speaking of which.. @wind trout speak in the next 10 seconds or you like dream
?ban @wind trout perm
fr
Iv got this one dw

?ban @viscid haven perm
Another guy getting banned?
baguettebagelpop was unmuted. | ?ban baguette for leaking my address and threatening to come to my house
Hes banned dw
Hello chat
Damn ban evasion

this is a threat roses are red violets are blue go touch grass or i’ll find you
Double ban
I bribed the admins
You like dream lol
Based
Who can help me with cayo setups i just got the sub
me
how do you even type like that
Ok pal
i can
Bet
Ah got it
Hello
Hello
``` text here ```
Imagine not being a depressed teenager with no life besides discord moderating on a discord server for a game meant for adults
imagine
Did you just describe yourself
he did
Yo what going on
I am stupid -laclarc
Uhhhh
||you guys are morons||
What going on boys
||Ok buddy||
DUDUDUDUDU max versta-
This is why I get confussed for people asking why I'm here like gta 5 isn't a 18+ rated game :")
BaguetteBagelPop was banned
Gen alpha
Wanna bet that?
Dutch anthem intensifies
do it
You'd be the seventh I'm pretty sure
Y'know what do it
I dare you
No balls
Cmon ladys let's be friends
bye bye
Bye chat
baguettebagelpop was banned. | no balls
W
Bruh
😂😂😂
Lol
he aint do nun
How do you make fake bans like that?
It was a real ban
Fr justice for bagel
@wind trout frfr
Zero rizz
@past marsh's reaction
fanum tax time
baguettebagelpop was unbanned. | No reason given.
the brainrot has consumed me
Er what the sigma
@wind trout hello again
Your so skipity
dont make me do a kai cenat in ohio rizz
?ban @past marsh power tripping
Lots of debris
Just a joke BTW dw
Someone got scared
It was nice knowing you

fr
We will remember you
SCAMMER
@past marsh give roles
Nah dont
YOOO WALMART how are you man?
Feeling better?

Pretty good, you?
Re he he
What were all the roles you had?
What happened stocks dropped?
Who is on xbox
Yeah, feeling quite better now
Goody!!!! glad to see my frend!!!
Go to LFG
Susay
lfg xbox
@past marsh roles are every fun role besides immortal and god, permanent enthusiast, giveaway god, ex staff, dj, extra perms, and helper
NAH
Also take away scammer plz
@wind trout @wind trout @wind trout
in all its glory
Whats lfg
Hi
Looking for group
Hey @frail magnet, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
I love you guys
No
Aww, he got his roles back
I’ll do this later
Gotta clean
Your so skipit
I'll ask nerdy to fix it
Whats a skipit
@boreal arrow come here
Hello
Dada
?
Didnt you have more roles then that
No
Yes
I'm adding them
Ahh okay
@past marsh When are we war thundering?
Whenever you're ready to add 700 hours in
I love how I obtained some of the harder roles to get in a matter of 5 minutes
@wind trout
What
who's we?
How is he a community helper? Lol
You got the milk I haven't been eating cereal with milk I had to use water cus it took you 6 year
You'd know if you were here longer
Yeah

Me and you
maybe someone else as well?
Coming up on two years since I originally joined

Can you fix my roles
what roles do you need?
Alr now I need giveaway god, ex staff, dj, extra perms, and beta tester
who removed them?
lmao
Can I get gorilla lover?
do you meet the requirements?
Well what are they?
Gotta be level 20
Got it
Or like 100000 pancakes
You're lvl 15
I eat burritos from people and look like a racoon
alr here you go
How do I get a 100000 pancakes
Use the pancake bot in #🕹┃dank-miner
I can reach lvl 20
Pretty sure the command is p!
Soon
Smartest kat moment
joking, later
I'm somehow not being able to use any commands like not even/play
Idk it's not responding to me at all
Y'all go there I'll show you

@boreal arrow you missed giveaway god
Hello nerd

mb
@wind trout No school today?
Summer break my guy
Already?
All good
That starts on June 30 here 
Yeah it started last week
I see
Big fucking L
Ammm anyone knowing how to fix the /play thing in bot mini games
But it's until September 1st so all good
Skill issue
You gotta wait for the commands to come up before you type it
I'm doing that but it's just not coming up
Idk then
It's not working in any servers
Is it a glitch?
I can't even use /rank in any servers that I'm in
I got an even better giveaway role 
But you got no chocos
And i got permanent car enthusiast
yeah it's coz it's you
Idk how that even works 
Clearly
I've never even participated in stuff like that
When you win a cotw you get enthusiast for like only a week
I get it permanently without even having to win
Damn, a free role for your collection
Yurrr
Nice 
I'm missing GTA roles sadly so I will need those
I see
How many roles are there even in total here
Ahh just looked it up. Better then nfs?
Cant spare a chocolate for a homie in need?
Little more than 100 counting staff roles
Nah man that's bad for your teeth
How much is it? I just see a free prologue
Eh whatever
Just become staff again & give it to yourself 
@swift umbra I saw you
Ahhh okay ill try it out when I'm at my pc if I remember
Tryna be sneaky
@wind trout Anyways fellow nerd
I'm not at my pc rn but ill try it on my deck
Says who
Yeah, I said "fellow" nerd, implying that I'm also one

Fuck
Can you imagine using discord
Good luck with that lel 
Ironic
But what if I don't even drive to begin with 
True
Hes been doing it for the past 2 months smh
Downloading
Lmao fr
whats the best car overall like a car better than the virtue
cuz i feel like the virtue is very good
Hey, @vapid latch It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
This a first car?
@swift umbra 
damn
did bro dirty 

Fr 
it's incredibly slow
and handles like junk
Acceleration wise, yes
like it feels like the car moves instant
Very slow top speed
krieger or emerus
omaggio also works
Virtue's top speed is 119 mph which is quite far behind some others
"quite far"
if u were to pick one
I like the emerus
but I'd say get a krieger to you
lol
easier to drive
@viscid haven our music teacher also upgraded our amps
my bass is sounding much better and less clunky
so are the electric guitar amps
true
kinda surprised he has the money to buy all this shit
Sup
Sup hru?
Is my car ment to be going 220 stock? Lmao
Damnn you working?
These mini games are fun lol
Also im pretty good thanks! Also a little tired
No I'm in town
I had to reinstall the app to get it working
Ahhh I see! Doing anything nice?
Which mini games?
This idle miner one
Apart from carrying the shopping bags for my mum and walking, no
Wbu
I've gotta go to work later on
Pancake casino the best
Missed a few hours of work to go to town with my mum
I always lose
Lmaooo damn doing all the heavy lifting also im just playing some games ngl
time to install linux on it @viscid haven
Ahh Goodluck for work !
Nice
Luck*
Hate phone
Ahhh okay
I'm smoking the guy I'm racing lmao
Guessing it gets harder
Lucky you
My sister tagged along
She didn't do shit except walk around
And she's tired
I love the 2000 to 2010 racing vibes ngl
REALLY enjoying the game so far
Probs gonna save it for when I'm at my pc tho so I can enjoy it more :")
I almost crashed
Feels like im going at the speed of light the the camera oans out 
I saw you had to change your oil is there any other shit like that you have to do,m
Like fix the engine
Or if you crash do you need to repair your car?
anyone know why the /vouch command not working?
Good 
Okay understood
Hello ppl
For sure still a beta build to i cant wait to see what the finished product is

Aww comeon
Meanie
Is there many other cars when you beat more races? Or just ge cars you can buy at the start?

please :C i gave my hamburber to a cat
Ahh okay
I can send you chocolates I chewed on already, does that count?
I'll check it out
no 
Can I get some fresh chocys?
Too bad then 
No 
Under 1 circumstance
That you pay the shipping cost 
OK since you offered, pay for the chocolate too
Im outside your door 
How much is good choclate there? Will have to sell a kidney to buy some
This from the game?
Brb grabbing my gun
LIke a mod?
Not that expensive tbf
KitKat is better than any other chocolate. Thoughts?
Going hunting together?
Ehh its debatable
But its a good one
Yeah and you're the prey

Hey its Belgium choclate from Belgium finest chocolate there is
Rupees?
Google it
Belgium choclate in England is like the best choclate you can get
I assume belgium chocolate is cheap in belgium
Cause its easy to get there
Cadbury
Come to Brussels and you'll find out
Yknow tintin?
Which chocolate are you talking about?
The ones that are good
Yeah

Here, a chocolate store in Brussels @boreal basin
Nah thats a car showroom lookin room
Fr! Some my favs

I see they take extreme pride in their chocolate tho
Yep
Send me 1 box of chocolates ill pay you 20p
You'll get it for free, deal? All I ask is 1 bj
They do like I said in the uk Belgium choclate is the best you can get
Nah swiss, cmon


Nahh barely hear about Swiss chocolate here all my life iv been brought up to think Belgium choclate is a luxury chocolate
Ever heard of lindt?
If you buy a bigger bed, you have more bedroom but you also have less bedroom
Yh I love lindt
Lindt 🔥
Swiss
I got given a small box of lindt when I was a kid for Halloween trick or treating Rich motherfuckers
I mean lindt is every here in the UK most shops sell it
Harder to get Belgium here

I do love lindt
everyone does
YAY
FYI I was capping 
Fuck you

Hes sending me some just dmed me for my adress
I'll tell you how they taste tho!
Bruh what
I never did that 
does anyon speak bird language here ?


Yes I sing to the birds every morning
i feel like the bird i'm baby-sitting is trying to get my attention
do you think it wants me to move the cage ?
Hm
Are his wings clipped?
it's consistant chirp..chirp..chirp pattern
If its wings are clipped no harm in taking it out
no his wings are fine but the bird is puffing out it's feathers
Call me i will talk to it for you
I got my degree in bird language years ago
xDDD fr
Nvm then
might fly

Wow
Ikr
That's not very nice
Dont make me bring up the logs with you and eternal
caught in 4k
Anyways @boreal basin don't bother me again as I'll go play some GTA 
Why not rdr2
Is de flying bike glitch still in gta 5 online
Coz I tried it
No glitches here
You gave up on it already? ;-;
Yes 
/glide glitch
Got to the mission where you gotta save a guy & then wolves attack
Wowww Arthur morgan is highly disappointed
So like 30 mins in aha
DAmn

Ait 
If you don't finish it then you have to finish terraria with me

Lmfao I don't even own Terraria

Hey if you was to play it alone it would be like 120 hours but I can carry ya
Im hungy
Eat
Why are you trying so hard to get me away from GTA 
You can shove two fully grown raccoons up your ass. Raccoons can fit into hole up to 4 inches wide, the human rectum is 2.5 inches wide, but it can stretch up to 8 inches. In other words you can fit two grown raccoons up your ass before causing any severe physical damage.
ok
until we meet again
I like to play everything and anything I just think you miss out a little by playing just gta :")
I want to open your eyes
XD
Tough luck
it didn't work
Your missing out man think about all the amazing games like chair simulator

New cod season comes out in a hour
Time to grind call of duty even tho I no longer enjoy it
Yayy

Don't know what you're talking about
@deep hull is stixz mean to you?
The word case in Caseoh stands for Craves A Sandwich Everyday
More like craves a sandwich every other hour
Yes?
W
Hasn't been recently
Stixz said he would try be nicer to him :")
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Is that a chat wall
Nah
Also it looks like the other one is kissing
Wha
Wild
there is something i can do
Also I got Dimond pickaxe In idle miner so now can I get my gorilla master?
i think you need to do a lot of prestiges to get that
See I told you

Wha
code blocks
Frfr
Like 3 prestiges
Shouldn't take too long
Yeah you're gonna need to grind harder than that
A lot
Ohhhk
How do I get started on it?
What a relief.
I visited a doctor today and he said that the boil or pustule above my left arm-pit is nothing serious.
He told me to come back tomorrow because he ran out of nitrogen.
What's he going to do? Freeze the boil and cut it with a scalpel? Lol!
Probably yeah, I reckon the doctor will just freeze it, not cut it since it's actually supposed to go down on its own
@boreal basin I have some chocolate here 



What type

Hruu
Good wbu

Same
mb I thought it replied 😂
Hello chat
Grinding to 100% story mode
For a role and an achievement
Idk what I'm doing with my life
Np lol
Same
I want some more ice cream but I feel sick 
Gulp
Time to rest
Hi
maybe later
Hi
Hey
Ait
Why u so rude now
im not rudee i didnt even read anything before my giff
just felt like senfing it

Thought we was friends
we ain't even friends apparently 
heyy i wasnt trying to be rudee
Hi
whats happening here
Hello angel
Helloo 
Wsg man!
How are you guys doin? :D
🤝

yhh i rarely add people ngl i just accept friend request if i know them
I'm doing fine it's just the power outage annoying me
Ello pantry bandit
Yo!
Oof, no backup power?

How ya doing
I'm fine wbu?
Good
What are y'all into these days?
No idea, quite hot tho
fatty
Games


