#💬┃gorilla-chat
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true
Dumbledore knew of his lies and misdeeds as he was friends with some of Lockhart's victims, so he hired him knowing he was incompetent yet too arrogant to turn it down.
Name the country
He did this to prove to the world that he was a fraud and a liar
Not real
gta online 2 gonna be wild
It is listenbourg
which isn't a real country
I have problem with my GTA 4
what is it
thats faker than my ex
Camera is shaking The car accelerates itself
oh
is it disc
I own GTA4 legally on steam
Its real
i study geography bud
idk then
you wont fool me
Name the capital of djibouti
I only install trainer and it started happend
Djibouti City
name the capital of south africa
Pretoria, Bloemfontein, and Cape Town
its not very optimized for pc ngl
I have 60fps on my shitty laptop
What color is this land
white
Primarily white. Greenland is covered in glacial sheets of ice and snow.
have you tried gooogle
Wrong its green, its in the name buddy
I don't have Google I have Microsoft egde

What country has the most islands
Then what's the white doing across almost the ENTIRE stretch of the island?
I love snapes total shock and confusion when he burns that snake lol
It was foggy when they took the picture
Norway has a total of 320,249
how many then?
lmao yh i loved that scene ngl draco going at 2 tho super shady
267000 is less than 320000
definitely
How many countries are there?
193 UN member states and two observers
feel like hes proven to you he knows geography
I know
The definition of the general term 'countries' is wildly debated and subject to opinion
One may consider South Ossetia to be a country despite its extreme lack of recognition and independence
Are you recognised by bhutan tho
To answer your question, im purely referring to nations who have member or observer status in the UN
Your country
Yes
14 September 2002, formal relations were established

me
@gentle bridge do u live here?
no i do not
What flag is this
the bad man who allegedly did the self offing owned little st james
Mr bad boy eppy
@gentle bridge tell me
1912 - 1949? I think?
Wrong its a drunk colorblind estonian trying to make the estonian map
estonian map?
yeah you're wrong but ok
Isle of Man
Can u maybe not know something
no im good thanks


What happened in 1574 in the netherlands
A lot of things

What city got its independence from spain
Good wbu
Is this relating to 1574?
@edgy mango imagine being younger than serbia
Yh
No thats not ok
Nice 
couldnt care less unfortunately
yeah now im just rewatching harry potter
@gentle bridge you win
I outsmarted him every step of the way
Leiden
welp am streaming my game because i been alone playing others game for too long
What is the coastline paradox
He tried to follow me into the jewelry escape tunnel and he ran into proximity mines
that the coastline of a mass of land doesn't have a defined length
i study geography
I see how it is ignore my feat
at least half of my free time goes into geographical study
What do you mean by continentality?
@viscid haven lol cat hermione is wild
I never mentioned continentality
idk how you mess up that badly 😭
I know, it's a question
lmaoo furry before furrys was even a thing
I don't mean anything by continentality
nah is funny tho fr
definitely
Where is timbuktu located @gentle bridge
most furries were probably inspired by that scene
It was a thing back then
Mali
my fav fuck up is when ron trys to do a spell but it back fires back onto him
So many people think it's Nepal for some reason
Eat Slugs!
U wont get this one right
That's what she said
Which country is co ruled by a bishop and a president
lmao yhh! throwing up in hagrids home
Why dont u say vatican
what i miss
actual goof type shit
Because the Holy See is the seat of the Pope
The Vatican contains the Holy See
Which country has the highest nobel prizes per capita
yeah and he tries doing it again
bro is very forgetful
People talking about sex
lmao yhh he seems to have alot of fuck ups
i like ron
i love that
ron is quite the goof head
St Lucia. As an added tidbit, Ashkenazi Jews have an extremely high rate of Nobel Prize winners
They were talking about gay sex between harry and ron
true
Google says iceland
Google is wrong
Aight what about this
Lets say, u take a plane from stockholm
And u go to anchorage
What direction do u travel
fr
bro what
XD
Tbf geography is fun
wildly
personally draco malfoy would be the beggest
If its not about volcanoes
guessing you both play geoguesser
I love getting people with the capital of California question
Basically every person i ask says LA or SF
No that costs money
No, costs money
I absolutely would
That are limited
Those are shit
^
hardly i spent hours playing one
not really
@gentle bridge habe u heard about travle? The game
Its quite easy tho
But u can make it harder
its sacramento tho
at some point maybe?
yeah
yall just bad at geo guesser i guess
im not
you guys play gta guesser
we played in tourism class, there was no picture or any hints at all, I said the Kremlin and it was 2km off
thanks to a bug I got a one in 30,000 guess and the class will back me up on that
@gentle bridge u could prob find who asked
Easily
Lol
cant find you any bitches though
personally i can and i have
The roast is crazy, luckily i can cook
tru
waiting on you to cook
hes looking up best roast to use when u get asked "cant find you any bitches though
trying to do a big car meet dm if your down (pc only)
been waiting for seven minutes, hes taking his sweet ass time
haha
use the lfgs
Hey @kindred wraith, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
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does anyone know how to make a server really good
@viscid haven finished the second movie
Im working rn
no excuse
good evening everyone
Hey green
hello green
hows it going?
ayy nice! it as good as ya remember? im 3 quarters through deathly hollows!
definitely
its like past my bed time
i can understand more of what they say
its like 4 am
spoiler alert: hermione dances
gonna try and learn that guitar solo from earlier
which song?
seem to be learning it quite fast
my life has been saved by queen
ah nice
a song that didnt age well
yeah lmao
spoiler alert: harry potter said hello
Morning
I wanna learn drums
hello moby
Hey moby
hru?
hi
Oh yay, finally level 30
Im good just woke up
have you considred picking it up?
yes once i find it
or not droping it
im so funny now laugh
okay then ill never speak again
shush
or dont
Oh okay
have you ever been touched by ur uncle
Good question
nuh uh

Yes but not inappropriately
handshakes and all
same
Im starting to gl crazy
kenrick or drake
dam
I dont even listen to rap but i think the answer is obvious
Yuno miles
tru
Can i cooking for you💀💀
yeah that was a wild one
they dmed everyone active in here that day with that message
kendrake or drick?
Lol
i like miners
Lol discord gotta do something
someone dmed me saying they wanted me to be their partner and they wanted to draw me a pic (I had never met em)
Lol
i got sent nudes once
from a male
average tuesday for me
you see wild shit when you're a meme server admin
average day for me
Put thermite in their mailbox
having pork roast for dinner !!!
why the gif not showing
i had my ex
she tasted good
many her liver tho
sounds tasty
manly
bro why you so strange
thats crazy
cuz
nah i had pizza
was that the dogs name
A resident of Toruń (Polish city) climbed onto a traffic light and defecated on moving cars.
nvm
no
true
he thinks hes a bird
thought zaza was weird
most sober man in poland
but this kinda crazy
lmao fr im to tired for this shit
get some sleep
im blind in my shoulders
A polish dude crashed his car
never
you should sleep
He was tested for alcohol and it came up 1.480%
it makes you a better person
its 12pm ill sleep lateerrrrr
i got 2.890% once
0.289?
or sleep now
nah
anything beyond 0.4 is commonly lethal
they aint met me
thats a bad time to sleep
the crash got him a week later
if you can prove it, ill believe you
nahh like 12pm to 1am for me
i was 7 how do i show u proof
12 pm would be a bad time to sleep
gonna make sure i get sick 
yeah sure
imagine
6*
ill never sleep
ill take power naps
getting sick to beat someone over a discord competition
i hope you take one long sleep
lmaoo
school is 100% more important
i fell asleep at a mates house by accident and my mum called the police
she thought i went missing
definitely
if i somehow dont win this month i gotta yap to the max
considering ill be up against faggio and duub
does every message you send in gorilla chat count, cause I swear I've sent way more than a thousand this month
dubb didnt try this month
but also ill bribe faggio for you
lmao
yep
make sure faggio gets a warning
every message
huh
9
so he immediately gets disqualified 
I must be miscounting or something
lmaooo
ill bribe him with nitro or some shit if you somehow dont win this month
it also counts some other chats i think
ah
good idea 
Yo what’d I miss?
yuno miles could beat eminem in a rap battle
wow
Firefly
I missed me?
i was jk
i checked the message search and it says I've sent over a thousand this month, but the bots sitting on 988

strange
im not
Yep, you missed you
yuno is a god
im ret arted
kendrick got nothing against him
wild
how do you check just for this month?
pins in #🤖┃bot-commands
i have the drake leak
or do /info
anyone wanna join a car meet we got 5 people so far
No thanks
in:gorilla-chat after:30-04-2024
use lfg
wow
from:username
Hey @kindred wraith, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#☝lfg-info

you wouldnttt
in hopes you get disqualified 
you never know with me 
huhhh
Not every single one counts ig?
okay fine you couldnt
i have ties with tgg
yeh, weirdly it seems so
It says I've sent 1000+

Bot says 879
shows ive sent 7000 lol
@edgy mango
but how do i check i typed that in search and nothing shows up
how

@viscid haven
dont think that worked
You got pinged?
yeah
whats goood?
ive sent 7700+
that means i should win fs
bots rigged imo
you keep thinking that buddy
but we all know i will be victorious!

Lmao
ofcourse ofcourseeeee
i know how to break the yapping meter 🗣️
Stixs, you're 400 away from bad
i own yapvile
he caught up before
yeah that's strange
it's over 3700 off
oh well
true
i gotta wait for the exact moment he falls asleep
and then start yapping to the core
he will be thrown away when he wakes up
iv been timing it perfectly ngl i sleep when your either at school or asleep then that gives me time still gives me time becuase your away from discord twice
for sleep and school
hii pookies

what if i somehow won
cant wait till im in india
guys
then ill be on for longer
main questIpn
yeah?
I have school holidays in june
for sure!! can easily beat faggio
is sparrow worth it? cuz it took me an hour to do preps now it takes me 20-30 minutes
imo w
yes
Definitely worth it
frr
🫡
100% worth it tho
funny thing is
pretty sure it beat the buzzard on speed
now i know what to talk about next time
im a higher rank than duub
and what not to mention
and i dont own a sparrow
time is the main thing not to mention
like what
i just yap to anything anyone talks about
when my events happen
and you have to be nice to everyone! because then theres more people to yap to
lmao
for sure!
🤯
ah that's why you're nice to me
nahh your actually chill
yessir
guys
and it was intresting learning about your coin collection
but it did allow me to yap aha
you're a real one bro
i learnt japanese cuz of my new friend hes very cheeky
unfortunately
now cuz youre like 400 messages in front of me
he likes yapping gibberish 💋
ofcourse dude! im ussualy nice to most people unless im extra annoyed aha but i do like talking to you thats no lie!
He shows an interest in a stranger's hobby and you say it's bad
Smh, unbelievable
anything for a win
ive gotten close a lot
aye likewise man

you suck john lennon
ive never been close man
looks like it might be a third
See this is more media sensationalism
yk i want even going for it until stixz mentioned i was in the lead i didnt even know aha
||im dirty minded😭||
lmao
also gotta mention this less
guys
had no intrest in it previously but then stixz made me competitive
hi red
mainly how close someone is to beating me
hi gay
im red
hi red
im sorry
youre not red
youre john lennon
im Redagast
youre the worst beatle
and STILL nobody has gotten the reference on my profile
you're not even a beatle
what
yall flys now?
best song
Viva la Vida+Ronaldo edit
cr7🔥
@edgy mango 🤫
what
I am Paul
isnt he dead💀
yes lol
my grandfather is very clean
like which one got assasinATED
"I used ro rule the world"
john got shot
john was the one who got assassinated
george got stabbed when recovering from lung cancer
ww1 type sh
then he died of lung cancer
bro the beatles got the most crazy deaths fr
yeah
mmmm
i feel like the stabbing is the main cause
not as freaky as jim morrison
in the 1900’s💀
Have you listened to Riders on the Storm with headphones?
@edgy mango @timid dragon
** coole muaic**
nah
kendrick cooked up drake frfr
do it
#stfu
#frishouldbutimdumbandidkhow
nope
anyways
?afk shower
@edgy mango I set your AFK: shower
k
really loved the part where draco was ment to identify harry potter but didnt even tho he 100% knew it was him
stixz (music nerd) is AFK: shower - a few seconds ago
I recommend you do - the whispers are beyond creepy, for a big reason
stixz (music nerd) is AFK: shower - a few seconds ago
He's showering, now's your chance
I'm doing great, you?
XD
im doing good also thanks! just reached the end of deathly hollows part 1
guys
Lmao
kinda dont want the series to end
Epic, yeah it's something when you get close to finishing you don't want to end
Orange submersible
sunbaribe
fr! glad i still got part 2 and fantastic beasts to gooo
fantastic beasts is good
yellow
never seen them ngl
second and third are hit or miss but still not bad movies
unlike the harry potters so will be new to me
yhh imma watch then all fs
I need to binge the hobbit and lord of the rings extended
I have the LOTR extended dvds
i watched the first hobbit in cinimas a long time ago
#💎┃memes/media do you think you should report that?
Martin Freeman was the perfect young bilbo choice
wtf thats gross as fuck
But man, that iconic scene in fellowship
ill bring it to a mods attention
yellow submarine a yellow submarine we all live in a spongebob house❤️
thanks eternal
Np bud
fr! i need to go back and watch that series again
Todey is my one hundred and eleleventh birdday!
yeah fr same
was this a qoute? im terrible with remember shit from movies lmao got the memory of a gold fish
Yeah, Bilbo in his birthday speech in Fellowship
He says it really weird in the movie
😭
He's like the biggest ball licker
how was da shower
Lol
Especially for tgg and beats down
💀💀💀💀
Good
noice
Used quite a lot of soap
ahh okay okay i see
drake?💀
Should i just wait till the xbox pro and ps5 pro come out then decice which one to get
Erm excuse me
yooo the part where dobby is unscrewing the chandelier is so comical

Definitely lmao
Cuz they gonna be cheaper
What a great way to turn on your old servants
fr! its so slow to you can just hear the squeaks
so funny
i loved dobby
good scene over all ngl
Definitely
dobby is a free elffff
the other funny chandelier bit is in the fifth book when mcgonagall tells peeves it unscrews the other way
I honeslty dunno if i should get ps5 or xbox
Ngl I still wonder what spell Lucius tried casting on Harry at the end of COS
I rlly want one of them
avada
ahh i havnt read the books ngl
you should
hmm yh true! before dobby fucked him up right?
Yeah
And js launched him back
you should read the books rn
iv been considering it!
for the rest of the month especially
yhh i might buy the ebooks
and start reading them

Best to start now imo
right this minute ahaha
Yes
Best to read them now so you get a understanding of what could've been in the movies
Aya
"dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure" god hes great
true! aha i dofo might start after iv finished the movies
see how much they are
you asked this multiple times mann we aint gonna help you decide
you know most of our opinions
Shet
ps5 is better
Stadia

Tf that mean
Atari 2600
Go look it up jit
Stadia
a dead cloud service
Best to start rn imo
Stadia is the most legendary console
like right this very second
I'm gonna beat cow
when you have so much free time to read imo
Woah
not even sure there is ebook versions
hate having a dirty mind smh
I have so much reading to catch up on
75 books
You could always buy a physical copy
smh
nahhh
i like the reading to me function
somtimes i just dont feel like reading
Lazy
like audiobooks?
that's not reading
fr
that's listening
I hate the fact that im not allowed to chat with all uppercase letters
yhh is there any harry potter audio books
Its all TGG’s fault
Gotta get used to it
yh but your still getting the knowledge of the books
Or maybe its @stable relic ‘s fault
Might be some free on youtube
@viscid haven you should take a break from discord while you read the books imo
nah its always cows fault
Just so then your mind is on the book 
i can listen and type
Cow?
Is that a moderator?
You'll forget what they're talking about
ill check it out
bruh aha
Quite a gay one for sure
I'm only 100 something messages away from beating him
I shall smite him
beating stixz?
I think thats onlt cuz of the uppercase letters right?
i wish
I hope not
i see
no, cow
imagine aha
no!
Idk what he did to be hated then
Oh so hes actually gay?
i found a website that makes audio books
Ya cow’s my forbidden racist slur word
tell me why I had to beee a powerslave
Yes 
lets gooo
Dam
Start rn!
nahh i might after watching the last deathly hallows
rip dobby
forgot he died
true
sad moment
spoiler alert: Voldemort kills Harry's parents
yeah
its not like its not mentioned in like every movie
sever snap kill the dumb old door
ahahaha
i think he was the best head master hogwarts could of had
really cares about safety
he demonstrates this by inadvertently hiring a guy with voldemort stuck to his noggin, an incompetent egotist, a notorious death eater, and not killing umbridge

what?
and allowing a 14/15 year old to participate in an extremely dangerous tournament
you gotta spoiler it, else it doesn't count
shut up lennon
Ok curry muncher
really? i thought it was witch craft
hey not cool man
you called me Lennon and then insulted him
ergo you insulted me
but still a good guy aha
ofc you would resort to racism
being the lennon you are
especially when one of your songs has the hard r in it
mmm, personally i think he was morally grey
sounds like media yapping to me
what a lie
always blaming shit on the media
the media is the only reason your solo efforts are recognised
isnt it your bed time
no
I’m gonna report u to the mods if u get muted I’m sorry but not sorry
its way too early for that
what time is it?
💀
thats for you to find out
almost told you
then i realised
ok why
10pm?
Idk
this is literally unneeded
Maybe
^
theres like 5 times for aussies
real
ranging from 9pm to 10:30pm
It's 10:08pm
lmao
it's 8pm in perth
Maybe but if he gets muted it will be
not letting you find out 
oh yhh
Since it breaches the code of conduct
how does this affect you lol 💀
its not even directed at you
I have an Indian friend
youve never even met me before bro, what have I done to you
And its still racist
Stixz IS indian
Be racist
Born and raised
nah he was joking with a friend
He was calling me John Lennon
exactly dude
who beat his wife
im already used to people calling me curry muncher 😭
Ok that doesn’t mean u be racist back
you made a song about it
its called joking around
it's a joke ya snowflake
It’s still racist
a curry muncher
stop being offended for other groups
i mean hes quite literally not wrong
I eat curry
i eat curry on like a daily basis 💀
90% of britain are curry munchers
Ur just saying that to make it ok the reports already in there’s no going back
I call everyone the f slur and I think it's hilarious

Ok
well at least hes honest
the mods have called him a curry muncher ngl
^
yeah lol
Did he just report red for calling stixz a curry muncher??
Literally everyone's called him one
Yes he did
yes lmfao
even tho this is the first of many times
Yeah, cause the mods are gonna look at that
I have never even seen or spoken to that guy before
soft skin i guess
getting offended for other groups
these days its especially quite hard to take it seriously
easily melted
nope
yeah
need to rebuy it
these people are not gonna survive the future
and yeah, if you eat curry you are literally a curry... muncher
He fucking had nothing to do with the convo beforehand either

