💬┃gorilla-chat

[mellow cipher]

You wanna feed me to the ducks I’ll show you how to feed the ducks

[true hatch]

what have I walked in on

[jagged wraith]

Stfu

[viscid haven]

you dont even wanna know

some confusing shit

lmao

[mellow cipher]

I’ll come over there and cock slap you right now

[true hatch]

Fair enough

[jagged wraith]

I never loved you

[mellow cipher]

That’ll be the only dick you’ll ever have

[viscid haven]

hruu?

[jagged wraith]

Your dick is to small

[mellow cipher]

At least i have one

Dickless cunt

You have nothing

[true hatch]

Been better, you?

[mellow cipher]

All your shit is mine cuz its in my house

[jagged wraith]

cause I'm a female bitch

[viscid haven]

still ill? hope you feel better soon dude

also im good thanks for asking!

[mellow cipher]

You’re a TRAP

[jagged wraith]

my mouth hurts

[jagged wraith]

No

[true hatch]

Yeah, hopefully, it's not as bad as yesterday thankfully

[mellow cipher]

Its a TRAP

[jagged wraith]

No

[viscid haven]

ahh signs of improving then! thats good :)

[jagged wraith]

Tristan type already

u slow type bruh

[true hatch]

Yeah, hopefully a few more days I'll be fine

[mellow cipher]

Watch out everybody. When devil says he’s gonna flash you he’s gonna show you his nips

His fat nips

Full of fat

[jagged wraith]

What the fuck

[mellow cipher]

FAT

[jagged wraith]

Nah I'm getting a divorce and I'm buying u a 1 way plane ticket to fucking France 💀

[viscid haven]

for sure! hopefully

[mellow cipher]

At least the french will be more likeable than you

[jagged wraith]

Bet bye

[mellow cipher]

I’ll buy a baguette just to stick it up your ass

[jagged wraith]

I want a baguette

Are they any good?

[viscid haven]

same with chicken and mayo

hmmmmm

[mellow cipher]

Oh ya its gonna be real good for you soon

[viscid haven]

with a filling yes otherwise its just bread

[mellow cipher]

You gonna feel every inch of that baguette you motha FUCKA

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-27530657

[jagged wraith]

ew

[jagged wraith]

Nice

[mellow cipher]

Im gonna grab a baguette and beat it on your ass like im playing the drums

[jagged wraith]

Bro obsessed with my ass

[mellow cipher]

Im gonna be the next ringo starr

[regal fossil]

plz help

[jagged wraith]

Ok

[regal fossil]

ive shot this neon 50 times with emp in duggan

what am i doing wrong

[upper fractal]

Hey, @regal fossil It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[mellow cipher]

@viscid haven yo trap you like animals right? I’ll bring devil over

[jagged wraith]

I'm confused lmao

[mellow cipher]

Give him a little doggy bowl

[jagged wraith]

[mellow cipher]

He’ll go woof woof all night long

[deft vector]

Discord did y'all dirtyyyyy

[jagged wraith]

Twinkle save me

[mellow cipher]

Lol

[jagged wraith]

Wtf tho..

[true hatch]

Nahh

[jagged wraith]

We only talked about fat nips for 2 seconds

divorce was the longest

[mellow cipher]

Im gonna tell people it was @deft vector who was talkin bout fat nips

[jagged wraith]

Lmao

I'll agree with u there

[mellow cipher]

Why you like fat nips bro? @deft vector

Disgusting

@jagged wraith dont talk to twinkle

Hes gross

[jagged wraith]

Alr

[mellow cipher]

Be better

[jagged wraith]

[mellow cipher]

I know you can be better

[jagged wraith]

@lavish musk

[deft vector]

Nahhhhh cuz I got receipts

[lavish musk]

Hi

[jagged wraith]

Wsp

[mellow cipher]

Nahhhh bro you like fat nips though

[lavish musk]

Nm wbu

[mellow cipher]

@lavish musk do you think we should lash twinkle for liking fat nips?

[jagged wraith]

Same

💀💀 lol

[mellow cipher]

I’d say 20 lashes minimum

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-fright-gif-1407771759511089766

[deft vector]

Ima kick you to high heaven son

[viscid haven]

helllo hru??

[mellow cipher]

At least i’ll be going to heaven jit

[unreal echo]

no bruh why did they change the message tab back on mobile i was just getting used to it

[mellow cipher]

Im gonna watch your soul dig underground like a mole

[deft vector]

Exactly, so I can come up there and beat yo ass again

[mellow cipher]

You’ll have to pass through front desk first

[jagged wraith]

Ikr

[mellow cipher]

Theres a front desk at the pearly gates

[jagged wraith]

I got used to the old one

now it's even worse

[mellow cipher]

Hey jew can you hook me up with some performance enhancing drugs to help beat up twinkle toes?

[wanton hull]

I do miss being able to go to my dms using just my thumb and not having to do some finger gymnastics just to get to my dms

[jagged wraith]

Fr

[unreal echo]

Maybe as soon as I get done with this school year

[mellow cipher]

Get me some psychojet

[jagged wraith]

Cause now I gotta use my other thumb

[unreal echo]

bet

[lavish musk]

No

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-imagine-dog-gif-15909232

[past marsh]

hold on

@viscid haven

[viscid haven]

bruh what

[signal turtle]

Anyone pls help lol

[viscid haven]

what kind of help?

[signal turtle]

Im trying to find someone who can help me unlock a car lol. I have a Volvo 240 irl and the Vulcar Nebula Turbo is that in gta

[viscid haven]

ahhh your best looking for someone in the lfgs! you wont find anyone here as its general chat :)

here

[upper fractal]

Hey @signal turtle, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542

[viscid haven]

sorry!

[signal turtle]

I already posted lol

[mellow cipher]

How much is it?

[viscid haven]

ahh you will have to wait or post agian

[mellow cipher]

The vulcar

[signal turtle]

Like 800k? Something like that. But it’s not available on the websites

[mellow cipher]

So its like some dark web shit

[viscid haven]

have you posted in trading?

[signal turtle]

lolol. Just removed car from the sites

yea

[mellow cipher]

Exactly. Dark web

Its a banned car

[viscid haven]

someone will trade evetually just post every few hours! :)

[signal turtle]

[mellow cipher]

I’ll give you devil if you give me $500,000

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-6533142189269812111

[signal turtle]

I just won the podium car from casino

[mellow cipher]

How bout 499,999?

[signal turtle]

And the Albany Hermes showed up in my shop lol

[viscid haven]

damnn huge discount

but still no

[signal turtle]

lol

[mellow cipher]

Ya blud you wont get better deals

499,998

Final offer

[viscid haven]

fiine deal to low to say no

[mellow cipher]

Hellll yeaaa

I’ll have him shipped out to you in a week

[viscid haven]

bruh

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[signal turtle]

Lmao

[viscid haven]

good shit!

[signal turtle]

It’s modeled after an Impreza right?

[mellow cipher]

Is it ok if he’s 95% healthy and clean?

[viscid haven]

no idea aha i dont play gta 5 anymore

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-im-gif-19003096

[lavish musk]

[rain oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-rdr2-arthur-morgan-confused-wtf-gif-16103884

[viscid haven]

no sleep?

[lavish musk]

No, but neither did you

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/perhaps-perhaps-cow-cow-gif-24051768

[lavish musk]

Lol

[rain oxide]

Can't blame you. sleeping sucks

[lavish musk]

Agreed

[rain oxide]

My water has been cut off for 4 days

So I haven't been able to shower

Or

Anything water related

[lavish musk]

How even

[rain oxide]

Long long story

[lavish musk]

OK then

[rain oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-arthur-morgan-coffee-mug-cup-of-joe-gif-21639092

[wanton hull]

Can’t pay the bill?

[rain oxide]

Shhhh

[viscid haven]

sleeping is great

[rain oxide]

No

[viscid haven]

it fr is i love to sleep ngl

[rain oxide]

Well it depends

I don't like sleeping that much anymore

I'll sleep after 2-3 days but I try not to sleep

[viscid haven]

thats not good at all

sleep is very important

i dont like to go past liek 28 hours most days

went 3 days once and was the worst

[rain oxide]

I think it's different for everyone

I mean you start seeing stuff move but I don't feel tired or anything

[viscid haven]

sleep is 100% important that aint diffrent

you dont wanna lose your mind

not sleeping can lead to alotta bad mental issues!

[rain oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-derpy-dumb-dumb-dog-derpy-dog-gif-3788913551531924086

[viscid haven]

[rain oxide]

It's hard for me to sleep

When I sleep I have pretty disturbing dreams

[viscid haven]

i dislike dreaming to ngl but you get used to them! my dreams can be super vivid and weird

honestly wish there was a pill to help get rid of dreams ngl lmao

but sleep is still important yk!!

[rain oxide]

Mine are usually twd related

[viscid haven]

the walking dead?

[rain oxide]

Except the zombies are like hella fast

[viscid haven]

id heckin love that aha

love the walking dead

[rain oxide]

That's cool.

I like twd but I don't like dreamin about it

My last dream was being stuck on a plane full of zombies

It was wild

[viscid haven]

well i hope you get used to dreaming! you need sleep aha

[rain oxide]

Yeah

[edgy mango]

Hello

[lavish musk]

Hi

[viscid haven]

yello

[charred isle]

👋

[devout tartan]

That's me after 4 coffees

[rain oxide]

LOL

[devout tartan]

I haven't slept in 20 hours

[rain oxide]

That's how I feel after trying to have John swim in rdr (if you know you know)

[devout tartan]

[rain oxide]

🤣

[devout tartan]

Alright bye
I need sleep

[rain oxide]

Alr gn

[edgy mango]

Hey duub

Hows it going?

[edgy mango]

Hi

[lavish musk]

Good wbu

[edgy mango]

Good thanks

Going shopping with mom

So it's pretty slow

[viscid haven]

hope you had a good day!

[edgy mango]

Hope you did as well

Had the normal Thursday school

Heavily boring

But I did get to make toasties in cooking

[viscid haven]

ahh that sounds nice!

cant go wrong with food

also thanks! my day just started lmao

[edgy mango]

Ah nice

[edgy mango]

What do you have planned ?

[viscid haven]

not alot aha probs play some games and go for a bike ride

[edgy mango]

Nice nice

[viscid haven]

although i havnt had any sleep lmao

hoping the bike ride will wake me up

[edgy mango]

Too much terraria?

[viscid haven]

yhhh lmao played it all night

[edgy mango]

Sounds about right lmao

[viscid haven]

i know i shouldnt but it makes me happy lmao

[simple iron]

[viscid haven]

i still get on with my life so why not

[edgy mango]

Currently just waiting for mom to hurry up with her shopping smh

[viscid haven]

[edgy mango]

You would do the same

[mellow cipher]

Tell her i said hi

[simple iron]

Cap

[edgy mango]

no

screw you

[mellow cipher]

I wish I could meet her. You’d have a really cool stepdad

[edgy mango]

Mf

[final crypt]

I wish I could meet you. I'd let you call me daddy.

[mellow cipher]

[edgy mango]

damn

that's crazy

[mellow cipher]

Indeed

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-27530657

[mellow cipher]

@viscid haven how bout you call me daddy too

[charred isle]

[charred isle]

ayo

[mellow cipher]

You will all address me as daddy

Bend for me

[viscid haven]

immmm gooood thanks tho!

[mellow cipher]

That wasnt a request

Do it

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-2881577801438605193

[elder arch]

hi

[viscid haven]

heyy!

[elder arch]

this week is L week

[mellow cipher]

Ya i have to renew my passport

Truly an L week

[edgy mango]

Isn't he older than you?

[mellow cipher]

Doesnt matter

Im actually 10 morbillion months old

So im older

[viscid haven]

how come?

[viscid haven]

how old are you?

[mellow cipher]

I already said

10 morbillion months

[viscid haven]

lmao damn older then the dinosaurs

[mellow cipher]

Yup

Me and horseshoe crabs go waaaay back

[viscid haven]

must of been around for the big bang

[mellow cipher]

I dont remember that

I only remember waking up in a jungle

[viscid haven]

bros adam

[mellow cipher]

Ya my eve was stixz’s mom

@edgy mango right buddy?

[granite mural]

[frozen current]

I'm on ps4 and it's still saying 3x money on drop zone

[edgy mango]

the update hasnt released yet

just information on it

[frozen current]

What time dose it release?

[true hatch]

In like an hour 15

[frozen current]

Dang

[edgy mango]

theres not really any certain eta for weekly updates

[deep hull]

Hi

[edgy mango]

ive noticed it usually can be late

shut up eternal

[true hatch]

Normally around 7pm is a good estimate for me

[edgy mango]

yeah agreed

@past marsh congrats on becoming trial!

[swift umbra]

@edgy mango congrats on becoming scammer!

[deep hull]

Do you play gta?

[deep hull]

Hi niek

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-poker-face-ali-exclusive-gif-22864634

[swift umbra]

morning

[deep hull]

How you been?

[deep hull]

Hi

[true hatch]

[viscid haven]

gd morning!! you good?

[true hatch]

Yeah

[deep hull]

Yep, doing great actually, still a bit sleepy

But we good

Suggest me a good refreshing breakfast

[viscid haven]

im glad!!

[viscid haven]

hmm

a fry up

lmao

not refreshing tho

[deep hull]

Oh and how have you been lilb?

[viscid haven]

hmm maybe some type of eggs

[deep hull]

Yeah, ig

Boiled

[viscid haven]

im good thanks dude! also just a lil tired aha

[deep hull]

Fried

[deep hull]

Tired of work?

[viscid haven]

or a nice cereal with fruit!

[deep hull]

Hardworking man

[deep hull]

Oh yeah

[viscid haven]

nahh i dont work i have classes and going to college soon

[edgy mango]

this feels racially motivated

I need my xp

[viscid haven]

quit my job to get back into college

[edgy mango]

[deep hull]

That's good

[viscid haven]

i worked at amazon for a while but wanted to do better yk!

[edgy mango]

isnt it a bit late? considering youre 24

[viscid haven]

nope never to late

my foster mom just pased her degree to be a nurse

shes almost 60

never to late to better your life

[edgy mango]

damn

fair enough

@swift umbra remove my scammer mf

[viscid haven]

rather leave uni at 30 and get a good job over working in a warehouse for the rest of my life

[edgy mango]

Fair enough

[deep hull]

Aye that's good

[swift umbra]

ask nicely

[serene karma]

Yo can anyone help me In Pacific standard job

All my teammates are idiots

Xbox old gen

[deep hull]

Good plan

[serene karma]

Anyone

[swift umbra]

?xbox @serene karma

[deep hull]

Not here

[swift umbra]

okay one sec

stupid bot

[edgy mango]

I kindly request that you remove my scammer

[serene karma]

Just anyone with at least a braincell

[viscid haven]

?xbox @serene karma

[swift umbra]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox

[viscid haven]

bruh bot so slow

[swift umbra]

you can do better than that stixz

[deep hull]

?ping

[edgy mango]

its dyno

[edgy mango]

oh you

[viscid haven]

for sure! dont let anyone tell you its to late! :)

[swift umbra]

?ping

[viscid haven]

lmao fr

[swift umbra]

if even the ping command doesn't work, you're in trouble

[deep hull]

[deep hull]

Me?

[viscid haven]

?banhelp

?ban help

[deep hull]

?helpban

[viscid haven]

damn i forgot it

[swift umbra]

problem I identified

[serene karma]

Why is it so hard for some people to do original heists with randoms

I did almost of them with randoms

[edgy mango]

Dear Niek, with the sweetest cherry on top. I request for you to remove this scammer role from my profile. It would be very nice and I would owe you a lot. Thank you very much.

[serene karma]

And it took me under 10 mins to find people

[swift umbra]

that's better

[edgy mango]

Most people dont want to do it with randoms

[edgy mango]

thank you sir

[swift umbra]

or just don't grind in general

[deep hull]

Bots down?

[viscid haven]

play gta 6 instead

[swift umbra]

yea

[deep hull]

Dead or what?

[swift umbra]

down

[edgy mango]

no shit its down

[swift umbra]

also yes, lester is still here and working

[edgy mango]

yeah

[deep hull]

thinking of bringing it back?

[edgy mango]

you guys still use it sometimes

[edgy mango]

when emoji fixes it and stuff

cuz the code is a mess rn

afaik

[swift umbra]

emoji has to rewrite the whole code

[swift umbra]

not really

[deep hull]

I see.

[edgy mango]

saw a couple screenshots a few weeks ago of you guys messing around with it

[viscid haven]

pancake bot best bot

[deep hull]

You got the funny number

Lvl 69

[edgy mango]

he overtook me the mf

[swift umbra]

that was me

just showing you guys that it was still active

[viscid haven]

lmao only for a few days im sure

[edgy mango]

oh

fair

[viscid haven]

ahahaha we are like neck and neck almost for xp

shi wrong reply

[edgy mango]

yeah lol

were just yapping for the no 1 spot lmao

[viscid haven]

ahaha fr after this month i wont yap as much lmao

even if i lose

[edgy mango]

same probably

[viscid haven]

i didnt think id compete for it ngl

[edgy mango]

lol

[lavish musk]

[simple iron]

First message I see never speak again 🙏

[edgy mango]

imagine

[edgy mango]

what rank u at rn?

[viscid haven]

in gta?

1080 i think

[simple iron]

Dm

[edgy mango]

damn what a meanie

i would never say something as rude as that

we should cancel zaza

[true hatch]

Should cancel you fr

[edgy mango]

Thats not me

[true hatch]

Sure looks like it

[edgy mango]

sure looks like an edited image

[true hatch]

Looks real to me

[willow arrow]

bruhv

[viscid haven]

it would be more convincing if the text was a lil bigger but then it wouldnt fit

[viscid haven]

yhh bruv

[true hatch]

Text is the normal size

[edgy mango]

it is NOT

its an edited size

[viscid haven]

it isnt this is what it should look like compared to the emoji 👎

[true hatch]

I took it from something else he said

[viscid haven]

text looks way smaller in your photo

smaller*

[edgy mango]

yeah i was commenting black lungs

not black people

[viscid haven]

good edit tho!

[true hatch]

You then gave me the idea, I wouldn't have thought of it otherwise

[edgy mango]

these fools trying to twist my tongue

[viscid haven]

thats true

[edgy mango]

true..

[willow arrow]

.

.

[worn hemlock]

why is #counting-from-1-to-♾ offline?

[willow arrow]

the bot is down

[worn hemlock]

oh gotcha

[rain oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/twd-abraham-confused-disappointing-gif-12618449

[lucid pewter]

guys is there a way to merge car on pc?

[true hatch]

https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/722716210663522351

[lucid pewter]

js asking

[rain oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/micah-bell-rdr2-red-dead-redemption-micah-reddead-gif-19284929

[true hatch]

Not allowed to ask about glitches here

[deft vector]

@viscid haven you want an m4a4 I made?

[viscid haven]

are you sure?

[viscid haven]

looks nice ngl!!

[deft vector]

Ya

I'll send trade on the weekend tho, cant trade shit rn

[viscid haven]

no worries dude i appreciate it!! been trying to get into csgo more lately but i suck at it ngl

but i guess everyone does when there new

[edgy mango]

had whipped cream for the first time in ages

forgot how good it is

[viscid haven]

yhh whiped cream is great ngl

[edgy mango]

had it with a lemon tart

and by itself

[viscid haven]

hmm lemon tart is also top tier

i like whiped cream with sticky toffee pudding

[final crypt]

You can call me daddy too. No worries.😉

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

1081

[edgy mango]

Nice

[lavish musk]

[edgy mango]

wouldve expected u to be like 1120 smth

but its still good

[lavish musk]

Meh I only actively grind cash

RP is a bonus

[edgy mango]

Fair enough

im pretty much the opposite lol

[lavish musk]

Why though

[edgy mango]

kinda got bored grinding heists and stuff for cash

[lavish musk]

Fair enough lol

[edgy mango]

nice

[lavish musk]

But, my nightclub is still my best passive money maker

[edgy mango]

id love some whipped cream with a milk shake

[edgy mango]

Nice

[lavish musk]

Ofc

[edgy mango]

do you just wait for it to fill to the top

[lavish musk]

Nah I sell at about 750K

[edgy mango]

or sell when its like a quarter full

[lavish musk]

So I get the small van

[edgy mango]

fair enough

[lavish musk]

$412,034,327 so far

[edgy mango]

its a massive pain to drive the bigger trucks

especially up the hills

[lavish musk]

Yeah

[edgy mango]

thats almost as much as ive made lifetime

[lavish musk]

I see

[edgy mango]

well last time i checked

[lavish musk]

[edgy mango]

which was early 2022

[lavish musk]

Hey, money = money

[edgy mango]

true

and money buys a lot of things

[lavish musk]

Ofc

[simple iron]

money does indeed buy happiness

[plain inlet]

Wait money can be used to exchange for goods and or services?!

[lavish musk]

Perhaps

[lavish musk]

They say money doesn't buy happiness....
But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari

Yes ik, 2013 quote

[simple iron]

Same

[lavish musk]

Your criminal empire be like

[simple iron]

Cap

[edgy mango]

I think so

revolutionary discoveries

[lavish flame]

I like how they remix old ui with new ui

Discord i mean

[edgy mango]

Havent seen the new ui yet

[lavish flame]

Im talking about mobile

[edgy mango]

yeah i know

[boreal basin]

Nah

I'd win

[lavish musk]

Obviously

[lavish flame]

That's what she said

[lavish flame]

How good is 0.72 k/d ratio

[boreal basin]

It's aight

[lavish flame]

That's mine apparently

[boreal basin]

@lavish musk when are my chocolates coming?

[lavish musk]

Whenever you shut the fuck up

[boreal basin]

[lavish musk]

[boreal basin]

Homie is literally a :3 🔫

[lavish musk]

lel

Not 0% though

Rabies?

ehm.... okay

I'll take that as a sign I got lucky so far

I believe you but like

Bruh

The first person to discover that must've been real terrified

Well, yeah lol

Yep

I only lock the front door

[gentle bridge]

I live in your toilet

[lavish musk]

I meah duh, you walk upside down

[gentle bridge]

um YOU are upside down

[lavish musk]

Eh, I'm not too worried

Death will come get me eventually

[gentle bridge]

Let me just remind you that the Chinese compass which was invented FIRST pointed south

That means YOU are upside down

[lavish musk]

The world map proves otherwise though

You be down at the bottom

[gentle bridge]

the FAKE world map

[lavish musk]

Desperate attempt to save yourself

[gentle bridge]

it's a very real attempt

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

laugh at me all you want

[lavish musk]

You come from a land down under

[gentle bridge]

one day you will all suffer

[lavish musk]

Meh

[gentle bridge]

I will run you all over with a bus

[lavish musk]

Mods, mute this guy

Death threats

[gentle bridge]

hey I didn't say i was gonna go fast

what if i was going

1mph

[lavish musk]

A bus will most likely kill me so

[gentle bridge]

youre immune to buses

[lavish musk]

ok

[gentle bridge]

I gave you the bus vaccine

[lavish musk]

Oh dw, I know

I just don't give a fuck

[gentle bridge]

i know where i live and that's all that matters

you guys hear about the McDonald's mop drying incident?

[lavish musk]

Sure

[simple iron]

Uh

[lavish musk]

Someone slipped and broke their back?

[simple iron]

No

[gentle bridge]

No

[simple iron]

Tell me

[gentle bridge]

A McDonalds district manager was filmed drying mop heads under the fryer heater right next to the fries

[edgy mango]

😭

[gentle bridge]

everybody's memeing it

the kicker?

[simple iron]

See this is why i don’t eat fast food

[gentle bridge]

that mcdonalds is literally right around the corner from my house

[simple iron]

💀

[lavish musk]

Oh, is that the "Number 15"?

[gentle bridge]

McMop

[edgy mango]

you eat dick

[simple iron]

huh

Thats zeal and bek

[lavish musk]

You eat biryani?

Or however u spell it

[edgy mango]

yes

@simple iron fym

[lavish musk]

I have a friend from India & whenever I go over to him, he always makes like traditional Asian food

[edgy mango]

biriyani is good

[edgy mango]

nice

[lavish musk]

yeah man

I love myself some Bami

[edgy mango]

you forgot to mention cow

[simple iron]

I’m trolling and yes it’s good I had it

[edgy mango]

cow eats it the most

[simple iron]

True

[lavish musk]

Fr

[simple iron]

nasty

[lavish musk]

Like your face

[gentle bridge]

I eat rice every morning

[lavish musk]

I see

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

Sorry xoxoxo

[edgy mango]

true true

Wait shit I just realised I have a test to study for

I really wanna test my luck but it's too risky

[viscid haven]

i eat rice everyday to ngl

well have been lately

[gentle bridge]

same

ive had this sudden massive craving for rice

[viscid haven]

chicken and rice sometimes with a lil cheese very nice

[viscid haven]

i feel this ngl

its pretty good

[gentle bridge]

it's fire

gives me a proper chance to operate chopsticks too

[edgy mango]

Same lol

Recently I've been cutting it down tho

[viscid haven]

ahh i use a fork im not that cultured lmao

[viscid haven]

i tried a rice with chili flakes and coconut the other way was actually pretty good

[edgy mango]

Same

[edgy mango]

Nice

Rice is just something I can put with whatever curry I have for dinner

[viscid haven]

fr! i havnt had curry in a while tho ngl

i tend to have mine with chicken most the time lmao

[gentle bridge]

you just can't use chopsticks can you

[viscid haven]

with peri peri

then sometimes i add a egg to

[edgy mango]

I bet zaza is now gonna call me a curry muncher

[viscid haven]

i can use them jst not very well

[gentle bridge]

curry muncher

[edgy mango]

Hey man not cool

I'm indian smh

[gentle bridge]

but it's true

do you eat curry?

[edgy mango]

Yes

[gentle bridge]

then youre a curry muncher

[edgy mango]

I hope you have a terrible dinner

[lavish musk]

https://tenor.com/view/mast-hai-balraj-playreel-jaldime-kana-acha-hai-gif-7323207857256381075

[gentle bridge]

already ate and it was delicious

[edgy mango]

[lavish musk]

Sorry 😚

[edgy mango]

That emoji is insane

[lavish musk]

oops

[gentle bridge]

😚

[edgy mango]

aren't you 20

[lavish musk]

No

I'm 40

[gentle bridge]

really?

[edgy mango]

Bros going to jail for life

[lavish musk]

😬

[lavish musk]

For legal reasons: no

[gentle bridge]

are you really 40 though?

[lavish musk]

no

[viscid haven]

nahh pretty sure hes like 20

[lavish musk]

I'm 21 lmao

[gentle bridge]

are you reeeeallly?

[viscid haven]

ahh

[lavish musk]

But yeah

[gentle bridge]

that's close enough to 40

[edgy mango]

oh right

[lavish musk]

I can drink in the USA now

[viscid haven]

i feel like the oldest regular here at times

[gentle bridge]

im 48

[edgy mango]

I mean you kinda are

[lavish musk]

I'm up there with ya

[viscid haven]

cap

[edgy mango]

Silly

[viscid haven]

more then likely ngl

[lavish musk]

I'm 21 & I feel like a dinosaur in this server

[viscid haven]

yh i like that ngl aha

[gentle bridge]

well i mean

[viscid haven]

i know theres other adults tho fs

faggio is a adult

[edgy mango]

Eternal would be at the bottom of intellectual age

[viscid haven]

he just wont say how old

[gentle bridge]

you're all old

[lavish musk]

Right lol

[lavish musk]

lol ok

[edgy mango]

I'm like 156

[gentle bridge]

xeno is probably 6

[edgy mango]

*15

[gentle bridge]

OLD

[edgy mango]

Shush

[viscid haven]

nah 156 is prime age

[true hatch]

Damn, you're old

[lavish musk]

Bruh you're nearing adulthood yourself, shush

[gentle bridge]

youngass

[edgy mango]

my fat finger hit two of the keys

[gentle bridge]

excuse you i am 17

I am still youthful

[lavish musk]

Yes, so, you're approaching adulthood

[edgy mango]

For now

soon you won't

[gentle bridge]

I will always be youthful

[edgy mango]

I'll still be youthful for a while

[lavish musk]

[viscid haven]

same

[gentle bridge]

I will be 150 and I'll look 25

[viscid haven]

[lavish musk]

When it comes to humor, us males can all agree that childish humor is still the best

[gentle bridge]

I age like Galadriel

[edgy mango]

mentally I act as if I'm a crazy drunk

Irl that is

[viscid haven]

i mean im autistic imma always have a childish side to me lmao

[edgy mango]

If I'm ever like full of energy

[edgy mango]

Yeah same lmao

[lavish musk]

I see

[gentle bridge]

I laugh at toilet humour

[viscid haven]

[edgy mango]

I remember just sitting in class one day while the teacher was discussing zones of regulation and I just ended up dying of laughter for no apparent reason

[lavish musk]

There was a group of 4 guys in my country who went to the library while one of these guys had a bluetooth box in his pocket which constantly made fart noises, man

Prime humour

[gentle bridge]

Hilarity

[edgy mango]

Lmao

[viscid haven]

[lavish musk]

I actually subtitled the video in English

[edgy mango]

There was also this one day where we all had to get like flu jabs in school and after I got my jab I was just laughing and screaming my head off

My friends are still convinced there was some drug slipped into the jab

[gentle bridge]

We had assembly last week and our deputy kept saying 'edging'

so yeah imagine what the younger grades were like

[lavish musk]

Oh, in 8th grade we had a guy who constantly farted super loud in class & some dudes would laugh like the kekw dude

[edgy mango]

I can imagine

[edgy mango]

lmfao

[viscid haven]

i was a trouble to the teachers in school ngl

[gentle bridge]

I farted in class last year and all of the islanders (they're funny af, meet some) started cracking up

nobody knew it was me

[viscid haven]

if i could do it all again diffrently i would

and try harder

[gentle bridge]

I was always a goody two shoes

[edgy mango]

I remember my friend would announce smth my other friend said to him

[lavish musk]

The smell though

[gentle bridge]

ignore that

[edgy mango]

Next day I hear him yell "Guys! This person is bricked up"

[viscid haven]

i was the opposite lmao but if i could do it all again id also be a goody two shoes!

[lavish musk]

[edgy mango]

Never saw him for the rest of the day after that comment

[gentle bridge]

W

[edgy mango]

We were all dying, girls thought we gone crazy

And teacher was NOT having it at all

[swift umbra]

You got suspended again?

[gentle bridge]

my ass was stupid in year 7 (still is)

[lavish musk]

@edgy mango I remember one time, one of my classmates had downloaded porn onto a USB stick & was watching it during IT class

[edgy mango]

No

[swift umbra]

[edgy mango]

This was an older one

[swift umbra]

Tf did you do then?

[edgy mango]

💀💀

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-27530657

[edgy mango]

This was from like year 7-8

I didn't do much during that except laugh

[lavish musk]

The teacher was like "Uhm..... what in the living world is that?"

[gentle bridge]

Me and a friend came up with this character called Bohama Squatpump

[swift umbra]

He should’ve plugged it into the teachers pc

[lavish musk]

Yeah man high school was crazy

[lavish musk]

Immediate suspension

[swift umbra]

Worth it

[lavish musk]

Ofc

[swift umbra]

If the teacher is a good sport they’ll laugh it off

[edgy mango]

I remember learning about web coding and my friend went to the toilet, forgot to lock his pc. Some kid changed the search url to porn and when he got back, he tested it without knowledge and that happened

Luckily it was blocked but teachers get alerted

[lavish musk]

This IT teacher was 65 though

Idk how

[edgy mango]

Thankfully he didn't get suspended and the kid who changed it to that got punished

[swift umbra]

We always did that. If you didn’t lock it your background was always some gay shit

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676349

[gentle bridge]

We came up with a wholeass lore

[edgy mango]

lol

[swift umbra]

I always locked mine so never got to see that horrible shit

But one guy got caught in the most hilarious way

He was laughing that someone else had all that very gay porn stuff on his laptop cause he forgot to lock it

Then he opened his own…

In front of the teacher

[gentle bridge]

oh dear

[swift umbra]

The entire class couldn’t stop laughing for a good 15 minutes

[edgy mango]

Same lol

[edgy mango]

Oh god

[gentle bridge]

we managed to convince a sub teacher that we were meant to be watching mr beast for science class

(we were the advanced class btw)

[ripe mortar]

I almost got expelled for teaching other classmates how to use proxy websites to bypass security

[dull walrus]

yo

[lavish musk]

Hi

[dull walrus]

can we go in a call im bored

[small needle]

Can I borrow 10 bucks

[dull walrus]

im broke

[small needle]

Sucks to stuck I guess lol

[serene epoch]

what should i buy with 2.5 mil? im a starter with premium gta, so i have office and stuff like that

Like deluxe version

[true hatch]

https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/722716210982289465
Ask there

[serene epoch]

where u get a office and bunker

oh sorry

[lavish musk]

Lol

[exotic oak]

i am doing cayo 15 85 dm

[true hatch]

?pc @exotic oak

[exotic oak]

yes

[true hatch]

https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/788205744741810176
That

Not here

[exotic oak]

ok

[simple iron]

Is the bot down?

[true hatch]

Seems so

[edgy mango]

ye

@swift umbra managed to do the smells like teen spirit solo, and i also got it recorded

[small needle]

Ok time to break rules now

Dyno is down

[green bear]

okay i pull up

hop out at the after party

[plain inlet]

Man my rank fell off

I'm not even top 10 anymore 😭

[edgy mango]

just grind again

[simple iron]

@edgy mango check dm

[edgy mango]

ez

[edgy mango]

fucking hell

not again

[lavish flame]

I thought gold was worth more than cash

[elfin radish]

Hey, off-topic here but does anyone have knowledge on investing

[deep hull]

That's correct

[elfin radish]

I need help

[deep hull]

Stocks n stuff?

Go check out some vids over yt, there are plenty of em

[elfin radish]

yeah, and I need a guy who knows stuff

[lavish flame]

How could it said potential take was same as cash

Come*

[elfin radish]

A bit of a problem is that most of those r selling courses

[lavish flame]

Gta or irl

[elfin radish]

Irl

[lavish flame]

Why would you want to invest irl

[elfin radish]

Cus I wanna use my savings on something

That would do good for me

[plain inlet]

To get money lol

[edgy mango]

Potential take doesent really matter

[elfin radish]

And it's summer break (school finished), and I wanna use that time on something good

[wind trout]

Hello chat

[unreal echo]

Pedestrian watches 2 dinosaurs eat each other alive!

[plain inlet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1091418683848527913/1091424576627556372/ezgif.com-gif-maker_6.gif

[unreal echo]

TW BLOOD

[edgy mango]

shut up bek

[wind trout]

Grandpa's on something again

[plain inlet]

Blood where?

[wind trout]

You shush

[edgy mango]

no u

nerd

[wind trout]

I take offense to that

[edgy mango]

good

[edgy mango]

nerd

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-the-office-stanley-umhmm-gif-5092910

[edgy mango]

hes threatening to kill me !!!

ban this guy

NOW

[wind trout]

I'ma kill you with the power of friendship! And this gun I found

I love that meme

[plain inlet]

What the hell

[edgy mango]

hes gonna kill me with a gun!

[edgy mango]

Yeah

its wild

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-cat-look-at-camera-silly-cat-in-a-cage-gif-889392959852579879

[wind trout]

Can you imagine being called stixz

What a loser frfr

Anyways I gotta go school bye bye

?afk bother @edgy mango he wants it

[upper fractal]

@wind trout I set your AFK: bother @edgy mango he wants it

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-22-cat-22-gif-1269004317513322794

[edgy mango]

imagine being baguette

[upper fractal]

baguettebagelpop is AFK: bother @edgy mango he wants it - a few seconds ago

[edgy mango]

thats even worse

mf has the biggest forehead known to man

[plain inlet]

He's just like me fr

[viscid haven]

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-good-morning-gif-13197410096239821277

[pure dome]

Anything good this week

[edgy mango]

idk

[edgy mango]

check #📣┃gta-weekly-news if u wanna see whats there

[pure dome]

Alr

[edgy mango]

doesent seem like anything there is good

[pure dome]

Not great

[edgy mango]

yeah its quite shit

[viscid haven]

uunfortunate

[edgy mango]

true

but i dont play it enough to care that much

Gta weeks seemed to have taken a nose dive for a while

[edgy mango]

anyways hru lilb?

[viscid haven]

[pure dome]

Yeh they’ve been ass recently

[viscid haven]

im good thanks hru?

[edgy mango]

good to hear

seems like the dude who tried punching me yesterday ended up getting suspended for 3 days lol

he seems to absolutely hate my guts now

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-generator-gif-22648083

[edgy mango]

since he had a yap session with one of my friends about how much of a bitch i am lol

my friend didnt really care lol

[granite mural]

[viscid haven]

ahh well serves him right

[viscid haven]

you need to be level 70

for afk perms

[granite mural]

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-26735768

[edgy mango]

true

[deep hull]

Hello Aidan

And congratulations on helper

[edgy mango]

apparently im on his deathwish list or smth lol

[pure dome]

What the hell

[edgy mango]

yeah hes taken a massive dislike to me

[granite mural]

Hey Eternal, how u doing? I hope all is well, I’m not doing well today :/

[deep hull]

Why so?

[lavish flame]

heyhey , im bored of these new games , was thinking of playing san andreas again... does anyone know how to download it for free?

[viscid haven]

you can buy it :)

[simple iron]

^

[lavish flame]

im indian , my parents wont pay a single penny on it

[granite mural]

I think I forgot to take out my air pods before putting my pants into the washing machine :/

[deep hull]

Aww that's bad

[granite mural]

Yeah

:/

[simple iron]

lol

[viscid haven]

i only support abandoned games for free ngl and nintendo published games because price just dont drop but yes there is ways and websites

[lavish flame]

ive been searching from like an hour and couldnt find a way

[edgy mango]

Thats why i shake my pants or anything with a pocket in them before throwing them in the washing machine

[lapis tulip]

GTA be real boring nowadays

[viscid haven]

i just found it in 3 mins lmao

[lapis tulip]

trash updates too

[edgy mango]

they are putting more time and effort to gta 6

[lapis tulip]

thats why they delayed?

[edgy mango]

so thats probably why

[lavish flame]

😭 howw ?? can u share it with me?? please

[lapis tulip]

GTA VI

[granite mural]

It never happened before :/

[lapis tulip]

shoulda put that effort in the past

[edgy mango]

piracy isnt really allowed here lol

[lapis tulip]

already wouldve had GTA VI by now

[lavish flame]

okk thankss ill try it

[edgy mango]

oh

[viscid haven]

true!

[granite mural]

[viscid haven]

lmao

[lapis tulip]

you cant tell me no one here has ever done it

[viscid haven]

isnt piracy if the games abandoned tho thats only reason i use vimms

but yh you can still buy SA

[edgy mango]

yeah people have done it but it doesent really excuse the fact that piracy isnt allowed lol

[lapis tulip]

doesnt excuse the fact that people simply dont give a F

[edgy mango]

ok?

[viscid haven]

some of us care a little

i personnaly like to own my games

[lapis tulip]

not me

these companies make BIG MONEY, they aint gonna go poor by some people doing the ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

[viscid haven]

not all it really hurts indie companys ngl

and indie game devs get there games pirated all the time

[lapis tulip]

Doing this actually promotes the games ina way