💬┃gorilla-chat

[lavish musk]

Like, I tried to cross but he didn't even look

[tidal plank]

40 in de bebouwde kom ofwa?

[gentle bridge]

Yes I saw some at the supermarket today and contemplated buying some

[lavish musk]

Ja jong, op zo'n godverdomde fatbike

[gentle bridge]

fatbike

[tidal plank]

Maat mensen worden al boos als k 15 in de bebouwde kom rij verdorie

[lavish musk]

Idd

[tidal plank]

En dan nog Ni eens elektrisch

[lavish musk]

Ja jong

Die lulzeikers kijken naar niemand om, t zijn een grote bende egoïsten 😒

[lavish musk]

Yeah

[tidal plank]

Nog erger dan wielrenners

[lavish musk]

That's literally the name

[gentle bridge]

I only took basic dutch

[lavish musk]

Begin er ni over

[tidal plank]

Die komde Ni tegen in de stad

[lavish musk]

Ja soms fiets ik eens op t platteland

M'n maat stak 1 keer z'n middelvinger uit naar zo'n gast & die keek heel vies

[gentle bridge]

I understood precisely one word of that

[lavish musk]

Let me guess

"Middelvinger"

[gentle bridge]

the

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

^

I know like 15 Dutch words

[lavish musk]

I see

[gentle bridge]

Basically fluent I know

[lavish musk]

Yeah man

Ngl you're pretty good at it

[gentle bridge]

Thanks

[tidal plank]

Sounds like you grew up speaking Dutch ngl

I hear an accent

[gentle bridge]

15 words and the rest is just angry unintelligible gibberish

[lavish musk]

aye, we ain't German

[tidal plank]

Antwerps!!

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

hence why you're angrier

[lavish musk]

Meh

[gentle bridge]

you keep getting called german

[lavish musk]

Dutch is literally a mixture of English & German

[gentle bridge]

yea I know

[tidal plank]

Dude whenever ppl hear my voice it's either french or German accent

[lavish musk]

Pas op voor zakkenrollers hé !

[gentle bridge]

It's why I sometimes catch a dutch word and I know what it means

[lavish musk]

Fair

[gentle bridge]

you're not getting my ciggies

[tidal plank]

Water lol

[lavish musk]

I just warned you

"Watch out for pickpockets!"

[gentle bridge]

oh I thought it said pass me the cigarettes

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

close enough

[tidal plank]

Lmao

You're answer actually fitted haha

[gentle bridge]

si

Literally fluent

[lavish musk]

@tidal plank Kwas een paar maanden geleden voor het eerst deftig in Brussel en k ben bekan meteen gezakkenrold

[tidal plank]

Maat

Hoe vaak ik daar al Ni heb rond geloopt en me alleen aan de Fransen heb zitten ergeren

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

you got pickpocketed in Brussels?

[lavish musk]

Almost

[gentle bridge]

Ik told you to avoid belgium

see I spoke dutch there

[tidal plank]

Brussels is a shithole

[lavish musk]

Agreed

[lavish musk]

Idk

[tidal plank]

And so is the south of belgium

[gentle bridge]

So is Belgium

[tidal plank]

Everywhere else is pretty decent

[wary badge]

why u do so much giveaways

[lavish musk]

Ja, daar gaat ons belastingsgeld naar toe 😒

[lavish musk]

Coz I like it

[gentle bridge]

I hope your toe was okay

[wary badge]

do you like giving me sum, cuz i never won

[lavish musk]

Win first

[wary badge]

*** Wins ***

[lavish musk]

No

[wary badge]

🎊

[wary badge]

** RUDE **

[gentle bridge]

i won a giveaway for eight commemorative $2 coins on youtube

[lavish musk]

Hey, $2 you didn't have to pay for yourself

[wary badge]

the heck is that

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

still have them

[gentle bridge]

$16

[lavish musk]

Nice

[gentle bridge]

Australian coins

[tribal gorge]

That’s sick

[wary badge]

those mobile game vibes ngl

[wary badge]

k

[lavish musk]

@gentle bridge On that note see ya back in a sec

[gentle bridge]

have fun lol

[lavish musk]

[neon estuary]

thanks

[gentle bridge]

no idea what my nightclub is at, I haven't played in three weeks

[tribal gorge]

Np

[wary badge]

where * 🤓

[gentle bridge]

what

[tribal gorge]

Bro I got 0 promotion level

[wary badge]

where instead of what

[tribal gorge]

[gentle bridge]

"i don't know where stock level my nightclub is at"?

[wary badge]

yes good now

[gentle bridge]

please become fluent

[tribal gorge]

GTA 4 is Good but gta 5 better

[boreal basin]

Gday mate

[lavish musk]

G'day

[tribal gorge]

Is online becoming a singleplayer game yes or no

[gentle bridge]

Are you australian too waffleman?

[boreal basin]

How you doin dubby?

[lavish musk]

Fine wbu

[boreal basin]

Perchance

[gentle bridge]

you can say gday when you stop teasing me about ciggie prices

[boreal basin]

Fine as well

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

Whereabouts mate?

[lavish musk]

You don't even smoke

[gentle bridge]

Says who

[boreal basin]

Thats something none of you lot know

[lavish musk]

Didn't you say that yourself

[gentle bridge]

I smoke fires mate

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-cat-dance-gif-20491618

[lavish musk]

Crack pipe? I knew it

[gentle bridge]

I've inhaled more smoke than you've inhaled oxygen

[gentle bridge]

Why not

[tribal gorge]

Crack cocainus

[simple iron]

He buys lots of meth from me

[lavish musk]

That explains it

[gentle bridge]

I inhale bushfires

[tribal gorge]

I love math guys

[gentle bridge]

I set fire to old paper and wood

[tribal gorge]

Meth***

[boreal basin]

I like eating icing sugar

[tribal gorge]

I eat nuclear bombs

[gentle bridge]

I could be a firey and have no issues

[simple iron]

Bro is not Carl

[tribal gorge]

😭😭😭😭

My name is Carl

[simple iron]

cap

[tribal gorge]

And i watched the show so I just thought it was fitting

[true hatch]

Hello chat

[acoustic cobalt]

hello

hope you are having a mid day

[lavish musk]

Ofc, wbu

[true hatch]

Same to you then

[acoustic cobalt]

its aigth

[lavish musk]

Ait

[boreal basin]

[boreal basin]

Sekret

[gentle bridge]

I'll nuke each city then

[gentle bridge]

When you stop responding, I'll know

[true hatch]

Tell us

[boreal basin]

Oka

[boreal basin]

[true hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-uh-meme-funny-nuh-uh-gif-4499945910302690705

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/extra-devious-cats-gif-366731106945118841

[edgy mango]

Hello

[lavish musk]

hi

[true hatch]

Ello

[edgy mango]

Hey duub hru?

[edgy mango]

Hru

[lavish musk]

Good wbu

[edgy mango]

good

[true hatch]

Not too bad, you?

[edgy mango]

trying to convince my friend to get on gta

[edgy mango]

Good thanks

finished second week of school

[true hatch]

Convince him harder

[true hatch]

Not bad

[edgy mango]

I got 5 weeks left until im done

[edgy mango]

trying

[true hatch]

Got 7 week terms?

[edgy mango]

no i leave early

cuz i got a trip

[true hatch]

Ahh, fair enough

Where to?

[gentle bridge]

in your favourite rocket ship?

[edgy mango]

no

[edgy mango]

India

seeing grandparents

[true hatch]

Not bad

[edgy mango]

yeah

Also finished a science task

[boreal basin]

Nice

[edgy mango]

and got a c on my english task 😟

hopefully my parents dont see it

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/extra-devious-cats-gif-366731106945118841

[edgy mango]

my parents reaction if they find out:

[boreal basin]

Yep

[gentle bridge]

Are you asian?

[edgy mango]

Well indian

[boreal basin]

He is Indian

[edgy mango]

so in a way ig so

[boreal basin]

Yep

[gentle bridge]

that counts

so yeah you're gonna die now

[boreal basin]

Rest in peace

[gentle bridge]

rip man

[edgy mango]

i just gotta pray they dont see it

[gentle bridge]

they will

they'll have you publicly executed for that grade

[boreal basin]

Murphys law

[edgy mango]

I mean i checked if they were logged into the portal where my grades are

and luckily they were logged out

[boreal basin]

Hmm

They'll find a way

They always do

[edgy mango]

You never know

[wary badge]

@lavish musk yo bro, where do i put that

[lavish musk]

Nowhere, it's a fake code

[wary badge]

well !

no worries

if u like being like that, idm

[true hatch]

What'd you do to him?

[edgy mango]

lol

what is he talking about

[boreal basin]

No Idea

[wary badge]

dm, he sent me a fake code for gta 5

[edgy mango]

lmfao

[wary badge]

i guess thats cool ?? 🥶

[true hatch]

I'm sure there's context

[boreal basin]

Oh you were the guy who kept asking for free gta right?

[wary badge]

wdym

[edgy mango]

yeah

[true hatch]

He wouldn't do that randomly

[boreal basin]

Probably annoyed indub

[edgy mango]

kept asking for free gta

[boreal basin]

Yep

[wary badge]

ig

[true hatch]

Ahh, there we go

[edgy mango]

just buy it

[boreal basin]

Good job @lavish musk

[lavish musk]

[edgy mango]

thats kinda funny

[true hatch]

Is very funny

[lavish musk]

Yeah so in other words, don't skip the line by begging & win it

[boreal basin]

fr

[deep hull]

.

[edgy mango]

my honest reaction

[boreal basin]

fr

[deep hull]

Im cute, am i not?

[boreal basin]

Yep

You are buddy

[edgy mango]

i was wondering why i have an eye infection

then i realised its you!

[boreal basin]

[lavish musk]

Yes

[deep hull]

Bruh

Just accept it

[edgy mango]

accept what? that youre ugly?

already doing that

[deep hull]

Just accept it, you have a crush on me, the second you saw me in this pic

[edgy mango]

im not that drunk

[maiden quartz]

where can I find the guide to click good pictures in gta

[jolly hamlet]

hmm guys can anyone help me out am new to GTA this my first game i bhought

[edgy mango]

use lfg

[deep hull]

#📸┃gta-media message

[upper fractal]

@jolly hamlet Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[lavish musk]

Pc isn't it

[upper fractal]

Hey @jolly hamlet, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#☝lfg-info

[boreal basin]

Thought it was "lfg pc" forgot it was just pc

[lavish musk]

[boreal basin]

[maiden quartz]

thanks

[jolly hamlet]

i don't what this are my brain in tiny

[deep hull]

Happy to help bud

[boreal basin]

this is an lfg

[edgy mango]

@jolly hamlet use these channels

[deep hull]

Looking for group channels

[boreal basin]

Not mod menus here

[inland zephyr]

y

[deep hull]

No lol

[gentle bridge]

🚨

[jolly hamlet]

bro my level is 10 i don't how to host or i don't what to buy

[deep hull]

Not allowed

[edgy mango]

#📜┃all-server-info

[gentle bridge]

Yeah, the moderators here do

[deep hull]

Don't host, you can help people on those chats

[boreal basin]

Cause we are not.. Noobs?

[deep hull]

And get a good amount of money

[jolly hamlet]

i have 1mil i don't what to do bro

[deep hull]

Stack it up, buy some business

[boreal basin]

In that case check #🚔┃gta-discussion

[inland zephyr]

welp pc is just unplayable with friends without mods

[jolly hamlet]

can u just help me

[deep hull]

Stack it up, until you get money for kosatka

[boreal basin]

Welp maybe you are just bad

[inland zephyr]

save up for kosatka

[deep hull]

This ISN'T looking for group chats, don't ask people here

[jolly hamlet]

k

[inland zephyr]

welp might be because you get good sessions

and got no life

[deep hull]

+1

Nah faggio, you're good

[lavish musk]

As a fellow PC player I never show my face in publics anyways not hard to make money in privates

[inland zephyr]

imagine grinding in a game and not enjoying

[simple iron]

Womp Womp buddy

[edgy mango]

true...

[gentle bridge]

Womp womp

[edgy mango]

modding literally kills the purpose of the game

[deep hull]

@simple iron hey, can I get some pancakes?

[boreal basin]

Welp might be because you have no skill

[lavish musk]

Ah, I see.... someone who thinks only their opinion matters, alright

[inland zephyr]

yeah skill can surely kill people in God mode right?

[boreal basin]

He was asking for good hacks a second ago

[boreal basin]

Get good and go ghosted lil bro

[deep hull]

Mods ain't fun mate

[lavish musk]

[gentle bridge]

^

[inland zephyr]

exactly what i came asking for

[gentle bridge]

just ungodmode them

[inland zephyr]

but you gave #📜┃all-server-info

[gentle bridge]

ez

[inland zephyr]

so fuck this server

[boreal basin]

Homie ghosted is a feature in gta

[deep hull]

No, you came asking for Godmode buddy

[simple iron]

No but you can get nightshark and run them over till they are stuck under the car

[boreal basin]

Fuck off

[deep hull]

That's so cute of you

[lavish musk]

Cya loser

[edgy mango]

damn!

[lavish musk]

[jolly hamlet]

guys no one active in those chats

[gentle bridge]

You asked for mods lil bro

[edgy mango]

womp womp

[edgy mango]

Better than here

[lavish musk]

He left

Gg boys

[boreal basin]

gg

[lavish musk]

Another idiot gone

[boreal basin]

Waste of a gta account

[edgy mango]

first of many angry modders

[deep hull]

4 funny and different reactions lol

[gentle bridge]

Where's the GTA 4 Ivan boo fucking hoo gif perms when you need em

[boreal basin]

I wouldve said a lot worse if it wasnt for the rules
I hate cheaters who justify their actions with some shitty excuse

[lavish musk]

yeah lmfao

[deep hull]

Have patience

[lavish musk]

People never learn

[jolly hamlet]

ok

[boreal basin]

fr

How bad do you have to be to publically state you want to hack

[gentle bridge]

ye like bro, if someone's in godmode just khanjali them

or leave

[deep hull]

Eh, quit it

[boreal basin]

Better yet, just leave

[lavish musk]

So terrible that they're better off not playing at all

[boreal basin]

[boreal basin]

Fr

[deep hull]

I just hope there's no modding in gta6

So ppl won't have to face idiots like this one just now

[gentle bridge]

it's a rockstar game

it's gonna happen within a week

[deep hull]

That's what scares me

[deep hull]

Ikr 😭

[boreal basin]

The smile on my face when someone gets banned on gtao is somethin else

[boreal basin]

Give it a couple of weeks for pc

and a couple of months for console

[gentle bridge]

yeah, when I saw the brief extinction of 7981's that made me so happy

[deep hull]

@lavish musk you gotta enjoy those first few weeks in public sessions eh?

[boreal basin]

Fr

[gentle bridge]

Unfortunately they resurrected like little zombies

[boreal basin]

Yep

But the anticheat is doing a bit better

[gentle bridge]

Yeh

[boreal basin]

Now that I actually see people getting banned

[lavish musk]

oh well

[boreal basin]

So its a start

[gentle bridge]

I report any 7981 I see now

[lavish musk]

Rockstar forums is full of posts like these I have to quit laughing at them

[edgy mango]

Any game will have those

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-haechan-wolf-lobisomem-pidao-gif-1556814841747640198

Respectfully that is him

[edgy mango]

most you can do is just add anti cheat

[gentle bridge]

Yeh it's that rockstar is notorious for having games as secure as a safe made of aluminium foil

[edgy mango]

true

[boreal basin]

R* will always be r*

[deep hull]

Nah

[simple iron]

It’s gonna take me forever to create this shop smh

[deep hull]

R* will always be R*

And not r*

[gentle bridge]

Shop?

[boreal basin]

Can we ban eternal

[edgy mango]

please

[simple iron]

Making an online shop

[edgy mango]

it would be nice

[deep hull]

I second that

Let's ban this eternal guy

[edgy mango]

agreed

dont like him

[ivory copper]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-meme-wait-a-minute-gif-14484132

[deep hull]

Me too

[gentle bridge]

W, what'll you be selling?

[simple iron]

Uh

Stuff

[ivory copper]

Pancakes

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-addiction-cocaine-snow-funny-gif-24451996

[ivory copper]

like his name suggests

[deep hull]

You say you don't like me, but you just said you had a crush on me when I sent my pic

Isn't that a bit weird?

[boreal basin]

Wait fr?

Stixz likes you?

[ivory copper]

[boreal basin]

Aww thats so cute

[edgy mango]

i would never

[simple iron]

Silly goose not pancakes

[edgy mango]

if i ever did i would be dead from drug overdose

[deep hull]

This ^

[boreal basin]

Cayo perico secondary loot?

[ivory copper]

You’re gonna sell gooses?

[edgy mango]

never said that

dumbfuck

[simple iron]

Correct

[deep hull]

I have proof

Nvm I don't have proof

[boreal basin]

Aww stixz has a crus-

[edgy mango]

cuz youre dumb

[boreal basin]

Nvm ban eternal

[edgy mango]

shush

[boreal basin]

He is spreading fake information

[edgy mango]

dont shush

[boreal basin]

[deep hull]

Proof

Or it never happened

[boreal basin]

This is all the proof you need

[edgy mango]

I think this is proof enough

[boreal basin]

[deep hull]

Tf

[simple iron]

Let’s just say you won’t be able to find it on the clear net

[boreal basin]

Looking forward to purchasing it

[tardy warren]

I need someone

[tardy warren]

to do doomsday CMM with me

50-50 cut

best offer

[upper fractal]

Hey @tardy warren, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138

[tardy warren]

b r u h

[simple iron]

I should name it the crypta market cause crypta in Latin means hidden I think

[desert latch]

No access

[true hatch]

It's for ps4

[desert latch]

Yea

[boreal basin]

Xbox is different

[upper fractal]

Hey @desert latch, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414

[true hatch]

You don't have the ps4 role

[desert latch]

Just should say in idk somewhere else I'm just saying

[boreal basin]

Well he asked in general chat

[desert latch]

Huh one is no access

[boreal basin]

So we direct him away in general chat

[simple iron]

Lmao

[true hatch]

Current gen

[desert latch]

Oh ok

[edgy mango]

I can tell its just girls glazing each other atp 😭

[simple iron]

you get no girls

[edgy mango]

i got your mother shush

[boreal basin]

What the hell is a girl

[gentle bridge]

Pancakes?

[edgy mango]

something zaza cant pull

[desert latch]

Welp I'ma just get 100% achievement

[simple iron]

yea bro trust

fr

[gentle bridge]

Nice, imma buy some

[edgy mango]

watch him tell me to go to dm

[simple iron]

check dm

[true hatch]

There we go

[edgy mango]

Bros a bit weird

[edgy mango]

saying "what" even tho hes the one who dmed me smh

[smoky thorn]

can anyone help me?

[simple iron]

gyatt

[boreal basin]

With?

Lfg if its something related to the game

[gentle bridge]

gyatt

[simple iron]

bro u said dm first and deleted it

[boreal basin]

Gyatt theft auto? (I cringed at myself)

[edgy mango]

what?

[true hatch]

As you should have

[simple iron]

mf

[edgy mango]

u must be delusional

its that weed

[gentle bridge]

Skiberty City

[simple iron]

No

[boreal basin]

We both deserve a ban

[gentle bridge]

I agree

[simple iron]

@boreal arrow can you check logs and show that stixz said dm and he deleted it

[edgy mango]

noone deserves a ban more than baguette and eternal

[edgy mango]

dont do it nerdy

[simple iron]

Do it nerdy

[boreal basin]

Second that

[edgy mango]

dont do it nerdy

[smoky thorn]

tried lfg nobody answered

[true hatch]

They will

Have patience

[edgy mango]

better than trying here

[lavish musk]

In 5 years

[simple iron]

Time to join gtao server on my alt

[smoky thorn]

yeah buying gta was a waste of my time and money

[gentle bridge]

why join then

[boreal basin]

Refund it

[edgy mango]

thats one way to think about it

[gentle bridge]

How long did you wait

[edgy mango]

not even 10 mins lol

[gentle bridge]

lmao

Rome wasn't built in a day lil buddy

[edgy mango]

patience 📉

[simple iron]

People need patience

[smoky thorn]

brother i bought the game a year ago

got help one and got lost in the void

[simple iron]

.

[gentle bridge]

'all we need is just a little patience'
-axl rose

[smoky thorn]

once*

[gentle bridge]

yes but how long did you wait in the lfgs just then

[smoky thorn]

i am stuck with a submarine with no upgrades and cars

[boreal basin]

Guess what

[boreal basin]

I started solo

[smoky thorn]

and an office with no upgrades

[boreal basin]

Built myself up solo

[simple iron]

Feettttt

[smoky thorn]

what do you have with FEET

[gentle bridge]

Don't tickle my feet

[boreal basin]

If I can do it, anyone can

[true hatch]

He enjoys them

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/rinnbebe-harrys-toes-cat-toes-toe-beans-good-morning-gif-26355867

[gentle bridge]

Yeah he tickles mine for some reason

[true hatch]

Not surprised

[smoky thorn]

where do i write in lfg?

[gentle bridge]

the bottom

[true hatch]

Depends on what you want help with

[edgy mango]

man what a weirdo

[gentle bridge]

I know right

only i get to tickle my feet

[simple iron]

this is cap

[gentle bridge]

liar

[boreal arrow]

he didn’t

[true hatch]

Not cap

[simple iron]

yes he did

[boreal arrow]

i didn’t find anything

[edgy mango]

Bro some year 11 boys got suspended for ranking girls by their appearence in a whole spreadsheet 💀

cant mention too much since its kinda fucked

actual crazy

[simple iron]

wtf

[edgy mango]

yeah its fucked

and they only got suspended

[true hatch]

I saw something like that on the news recently

[edgy mango]

i forgot do u live in australia as well?

[true hatch]

Yes

[edgy mango]

oh fair

[simple iron]

i kinda wanna move to Australia

[true hatch]

Do it

[edgy mango]

Australia isnt too bad

[true hatch]

You won't ever be cold

[simple iron]

hmm are the gun laws strict like cali

[true hatch]

Very strict here

[edgy mango]

theres like barely any gun crimes

[true hatch]

Can still own them tho

[simple iron]

bet

[gentle bridge]

How many of us live down under?

[true hatch]

3 here currently

[edgy mango]

yeah eternal! fuck off!

[gentle bridge]

Cause I do aswell

[true hatch]

Was counting you in that

[gentle bridge]

Count me twice

[lavish flame]

Ello

Goodbye

[true hatch]

Fair enough

[lavish flame]

[gentle bridge]

Badbye

[simple iron]

Chat does a kilo of coke actually cost 180k in Australia

[lavish flame]

[true hatch]

No clue

[lavish flame]

Ello

[true hatch]

Not something I've looked into

[gentle bridge]

180k or a fishing trip off bondi beach

[lavish flame]

I'm back how yall doing that was kinda rude

[true hatch]

True that

[lavish flame]

[simple iron]

yea im moving to australia

[gentle bridge]

Where from?

[lavish flame]

Sheeesh

Go fight some kangaroos mate ?

[simple iron]

rn im in cali

[gentle bridge]

Ouch

[gentle bridge]

where are you from?

[true hatch]

Wouldn't want to live there

[lavish flame]

Uk buddy i love aussies tho tbh can't lie funny as owt

😂

[gentle bridge]

gonna drink a bo'ol o wo'ah bruv?

[lavish flame]

Oi bruv

[simple iron]

innit

[true hatch]

[lavish flame]

Don't be like dat init g we can't be having that yaknow

😂

[gentle bridge]

bruv innit ciggy chav bloody crumpet muppet pillock arse

[lavish flame]

I say water tbh

[edgy mango]

got a couple of snags on the barbie mate

[lavish flame]

Depends on location of uk

😂

[gentle bridge]

Bunnings snags though

[true hatch]

Gotta be bunnings

[lavish flame]

But yes some do say want a bo'ol of woh'tha

😂😅

[simple iron]

I’m gonna become Pablo Escobar in Australia trust

[edgy mango]

always a classic

[lavish flame]

Suns banging now matey

[gentle bridge]

theres something about 50 year old sheilas called sally cookin snags outside of bunnings that makes the flavour pop like no other

[lavish flame]

Getting all the chavs out init mush

[edgy mango]

i remember when i was much younger and how i would beg my parents to get a bunnings snag

[gentle bridge]

I've made it my mission to visit every single bunnings and rate the snags

[edgy mango]

W

[true hatch]

Depends on who's cooking them tbh

[edgy mango]

imagine if u made like a ryan trahan styled video where u did that

[gentle bridge]

Yeah

[simple iron]

i can cook some stuff

[gentle bridge]

Razza

[true hatch]

We know that

[edgy mango]

duh

[gentle bridge]

first time lucky

[lavish flame]

Went i first joined i was getting Harrast by server moderation just because the way I speak lmao

[edgy mango]

ngl i wanna go to a bunnings and set up a stall

[gentle bridge]

I love food though

[lavish flame]

Fr

[simple iron]

Yea I learned from my teacher Walter white

[gentle bridge]

I'm gonna make food a big part about every overseas holiday i take

[gleaming steeple]

Yo

[edgy mango]

and just make sausages with bread, sauce, onions and snags

[lavish flame]

Anyways enjoy

[gleaming steeple]

Baby gronk skibbidy ohi kai cenat rizz

[simple iron]

Onions are nasty

[gentle bridge]

It's gotta be a true bunnings snag though

[simple iron]

Ban this kid

[edgy mango]

true

[lavish flame]

[gentle bridge]

you cannot enter australia

[edgy mango]

and india

[gleaming steeple]

Enter what?

[simple iron]

too bad

[edgy mango]

onions are a key ingredient in curries imo

[simple iron]

I’m coming

[boreal basin]

Seek therapy

[gentle bridge]

it's required by law that you must have onions on your snags

[lavish flame]

[gleaming steeple]

Bro said enter australia

[edgy mango]

real

[gentle bridge]

yes i did

[simple iron]

How old is bro

[gleaming steeple]

Anyways

[true hatch]

About 12 judging by his language

[gleaming steeple]

Who wants to visit north sentinal island?

[gentle bridge]

Id rather leave pure, unafflicted cultures alone

[simple iron]

Idk why the military can’t handle them

[edgy mango]

12 max

[gentle bridge]

Because they've been living there for so long

they want to be left right alone

[gleaming steeple]

Whats wrong with beeing 12 bro?

You cant change your age bro

[gentle bridge]

Nothing we just wanna know

[edgy mango]

Are you 12?

[gleaming steeple]

No i am 16 bro

[simple iron]

cap

[edgy mango]

16 my ass

[gentle bridge]

Imagine not being 17

[edgy mango]

yes you can, simply just age

and dont die

[gleaming steeple]

Yeah 16 feet in yo mama

No i am kidding sorry

[simple iron]

Yup he is 12 please ban him

[edgy mango]

😐

[deep hull]

And I'm 14

[gentle bridge]

My mother's dead bro

[gleaming steeple]

It was a joke bro

[edgy mango]

mentally youre 8

[simple iron]

Nah he’s more mature than @gleaming steeple

[gleaming steeple]

Bro comon

[gentle bridge]

not funny, my mother died

[gleaming steeple]

I know shes not bro

[gentle bridge]

she is dead bro

[gleaming steeple]

If she is then i am sorry btw

[edgy mango]

eternals 8 in terms of smartness

[simple iron]

True

[gentle bridge]

yeah she died of second hand embarrassment after seeing your tictac of a penis

[gleaming steeple]

You got me bro

[simple iron]

Lmao

[edgy mango]

damn

[gleaming steeple]

That was actually good bro

[edgy mango]

bro got told

[gleaming steeple]

I got humbled fr

[deep hull]

Are you okay my guy?

[edgy mango]

yeah you did

[deep hull]

And are you sure you're 16?

[simple iron]

He’s not

[gleaming steeple]

Yeah cus i was born in 2007 bro

So pretty sure that makes me 16

[gentle bridge]

call me kendrick cause i made you sit down and be humble

[edgy mango]

you would be 17

silly

[deep hull]

Aye

Be careful

[simple iron]

Bros gonna get banned

[deep hull]

You might get banned for that

[boreal basin]

Noooo

[edgy mango]

bros asking for an account term

[gentle bridge]

Banned

[simple iron]

Deleted before some reports it

[gleaming steeple]

Depends on what month i was born in

[loud kiln]

They banned me when i made that joke

[edgy mango]

no

[boreal basin]

Wait thats actually possible?

[gentle bridge]

September I bet

[gentle bridge]

Yes

[simple iron]

Ye

[deep hull]

Yes

[gentle bridge]

Happened to me

[loud kiln]

I got banned for saying i was 11

[boreal basin]

For someone to be dumb enough to believe a 3 year old is capable of this?

Thats sad

I understand 11

[edgy mango]

Anyone born in 2007 no matter how far into the year would be 16

[boreal basin]

But 3?

Dayum

[deep hull]

It's discord

[last magnet]

[edgy mango]

almost forgot that happened

[loud kiln]

fortnite needs sex. I am an 13 year old boy who often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. fortnite sex could help me have real sex please epic games give me sex I am very lonely please epic games what must I do to see Ariel assault trooper have their black round cheeks clapped by agent peely like damn give me upvotes and awards so fortnite sex is made real.

[boreal basin]

Ello

[gentle bridge]

I'm 17 and born in 07

[loud kiln]

Dont change it to 11

U get banned

[gleaming steeple]

Unless you where born in january or february or even march and april

[boreal basin]

nuh uh

[loud kiln]

That message got my account banned

[last magnet]

Who’s getting banned

[gleaming steeple]

2007 is 16-17 years old bro

[ivory copper]

Lmao im from 2007 and 17

[gentle bridge]

Same

[boreal basin]

You

[gentle bridge]

What month?

[loud kiln]

Im from 2007 and im 34, yall are slow aging

[ivory copper]

[gleaming steeple]

Is everyone born in 2007?

[ivory copper]

Feb

[last magnet]

Damn

[gentle bridge]

what day?

[simple iron]

Please ban @gleaming steeple

[ivory copper]

bro aging in dog years

[deep hull]

You've already had your birthday this year then

[simple iron]

[ivory copper]

Yeah

[ivory copper]

22nd

[last magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/eraserhead-thumbs-up-eraserhead-anime-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-anime-okey-gif-21682716

[loud kiln]

Cuz im that dawg

[gentle bridge]

FUCK

FUUUUXK

I'm the 25th

[ivory copper]

https://tenor.com/view/brussels-griffon-ugly-dog-peepeepoopoo-gif-419544039597625223

You

[edgy mango]

while youre at it ban eternal please

theres like barely anyone who want him to stay lol

[ivory copper]

Lmao close

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813903323606417438/839916181104492565/image0-5-2.gif

[gentle bridge]

Go eat my balls stop being older this is racism

[last magnet]

True

[gentle bridge]

I was due on the 22nd

[deep hull]

[gleaming steeple]

Has Tgg ever shown up in a conversation with you guys?

[edgy mango]

im not wrong

[edgy mango]

yes

[gentle bridge]

Yeah

[loud kiln]

They would call me a pe d0

[pale escarp]

I hate the bus

[ivory copper]

Is this how you talk to elders???

[gentle bridge]

I speak to him daily

[gleaming steeple]

Where is he then?

[gentle bridge]

shut up old man

[last magnet]

Yeah pretty much yearly

[gleaming steeple]

Fr?

[gentle bridge]

How old are you again

[ivory copper]

What is wrong with this generation smh

[loud kiln]

19

[last magnet]

Yeah once a blue moon he arrives

[edgy mango]

75 results of ban eternal

[gentle bridge]

Old

[gleaming steeple]

You mean red moon

[gentle bridge]

It's your fault

If you were born three days later

[last magnet]

What evers less likely

[gleaming steeple]

I dont think blue moon is a thing bro

[gentle bridge]

This wouldn't be a problem

[gentle bridge]

Yeah it is

[simple iron]

?bang @simple iron

[gentle bridge]

The moon is made of cheese

[pale escarp]

I made poopy

[last magnet]

Clearly haven’t watched the Smurf movies

[gentle bridge]

Blue cheese is a thing

[ivory copper]

If YOU were born 3 days earlier this wouldn’t be a problem

[gleaming steeple]

And you call me 12 thats crazy to me

[ivory copper]

No YOU asked me my birthday

[gleaming steeple]

Bro said smurf movie

[gentle bridge]

YOU started it

[gentle bridge]

YOU were born early

[ivory copper]

YOU were born LATE

[last magnet]

Skill issue

Can’t appreciate kino

[edgy mango]

cus you were acting as if you are

[loud kiln]

Almost as much

[gentle bridge]

Blame my MUM

[gleaming steeple]

I like movies

[ivory copper]

ok gimme her number

[edgy mango]

loo

[gentle bridge]

911

[gleaming steeple]

I love you guys😘

[ivory copper]

💀

[gleaming steeple]

All of you

[ivory copper]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-meme-wait-a-minute-gif-14484132

[gentle bridge]

no homo or full homo?

[gleaming steeple]

Nah full homo bro

[simple iron]

Baby gronk skibbidy ohi kai cenat rizz -superjulianant07

[edgy mango]

she died of second hand embarrassment dumbass

[gentle bridge]

Nice

[deep hull]

I bet this guy doesn't know what that means

[ivory copper]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-20803826

[gleaming steeple]

I have socks on tho

[last magnet]

?tag stupid

[upper fractal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/866341559090544672/1219970215186534410/Screenshot_20230819_160441_Discord.png?ex=660d3ccd&is=65fac7cd&hm=d413c8342c3f889efc18d528573713484ce3760176f201dff126fe38df1ff8e1&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=498&height=437

[deep hull]

What do you think full homo means?

[ivory copper]

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722716211208650809/1152515229977149461/rapidsave.com_5xa00r9j4p391.gif

[gentle bridge]

You know what im older

[edgy mango]

lol

[ivory copper]

No im older

youngin

[gentle bridge]

No

[gleaming steeple]

Anybody down to play gyatt

[ivory copper]

Yes

[gleaming steeple]

I mean gta?

[gentle bridge]

I was born on the 21st

[simple iron]

See you are 12

[gentle bridge]

Skiberty City

[ivory copper]

I was born on 20th

[gleaming steeple]

Auto correct bro

[gentle bridge]

I was born before you

[edgy mango]

i was born on the 19th

[ivory copper]

I was born before you ever smelled this earth

[loud kiln]

@ivory copper u remember that mf that called Antarctic aunt artic?

[gentle bridge]

I was a man whilst you were still pooping your pants

[gleaming steeple]

Nobody cares abou when you where born

Shut up pleas

[ivory copper]

Nah

[loud kiln]

Reminds me of this

[edgy mango]

you should

[simple iron]

Womp Womp

[edgy mango]

please

[ivory copper]

I was a warrior defeating entire nations when you weren’t even a sperm

[gleaming steeple]

Cry about it then

[edgy mango]

you'll be benefitting the chat by shutting up

[gentle bridge]

I'm just older

[ivory copper]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-shake-fist-gif-16572435364533840266

You

[gleaming steeple]

You crazy how one joke turned into a full on beefe bro

[gentle bridge]

I'm awesome

[loud kiln]

And yall are also short

[simple iron]

Beefe

[edgy mango]

Beefe

[gleaming steeple]

Yes

[gentle bridge]

How tall are you then?

[gleaming steeple]

Look at the coments bro

[loud kiln]

Taller than u

[gleaming steeple]

Its clearly an argument going on

[deep hull]

Beef*

[gentle bridge]

How tall are you?

[last magnet]

Watching every gang up one kid

[loud kiln]

6'4

[ivory copper]

If im short then you’re miniscule

[gentle bridge]

Prove it

[loud kiln]

Im dutcj

[ivory copper]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[simple iron]

Pause

[ivory copper]

ok finna sleep

[last magnet]

Gn

[gleaming steeple]

La noir is such a fire game bro

[loud kiln]

Ask the short mf named @swift umbra hes only 6'2 or 6'3

[deep hull]

It's 4.30 for you

Pm

No

5.30

[ivory copper]

only had 2 hours of sleep yesterday and gave 2 exams

[loud kiln]

Mr stalker

[ivory copper]

524

[deep hull]

Tf

[ivory copper]

fr

[simple iron]

Bro stalks everyone

[edgy mango]

oh yeah robo you managed to register to a gp yet?

[deep hull]

Ik he's from Pakistan and we only got half an hour difference

[ivory copper]

Gn

[last magnet]

No…

[last magnet]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[simple iron]

Rambo

[edgy mango]

dang

[ivory copper]

[loud kiln]

@deep hull what time is it for me rn?

[edgy mango]

stalks you more than the ghosts hes married to

[deep hull]

You're dutch

[last magnet]

They didn’t see my council tax bill as good enough proof of address

[edgy mango]

bruh

[deep hull]

Idk the timezones for you

[ivory copper]

Search up time there

Ez

[gleaming steeple]

Wait isnt @deep hull One of tgg friends or am i stupid?

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/the-coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-tcoaal-nemlei-sack-gif-2289131321376798615

[loud kiln]

Hecis

[edgy mango]

lol no

[last magnet]

He is TGG’s manager

[deep hull]

226

[loud kiln]

They are best friends

[edgy mango]

Eternal has no friends

[deep hull]

That's another Eternal

[ivory copper]

https://tenor.com/view/door-hide-close-bye-cat-gif-22820275

[gleaming steeple]

Oh

[edgy mango]

the smarter eternal

[simple iron]

Caught in 4K buster

[loud kiln]

Smart

[ivory copper]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-felicia-hiding-humiliated-leave-me-alone-girl-bye-gif-21567771

[gleaming steeple]

Bro said bust 😭

What is going on bro??

What is this kindergarten ass chat

[deep hull]

What's so wrong with that? I mean, thankfully, he didn't say that ohio kai cenat rizz and shit which you did

[edgy mango]

the irony

[gleaming steeple]

😬

[ivory copper]

Ok im acc gonna go sleep now my eyes are burning and my head is killing

[simple iron]

so ironic coming from you

[gleaming steeple]

Fuck i forgott i said that

My bad Gs

[deep hull]

Cya

[gleaming steeple]

Sleep?!?

[simple iron]

What is sleep

[gleaming steeple]

Its the middle of the day bro

[simple iron]

Did you forget about time zones

Dumbass

[deep hull]

First off, timezones exist
Second, it's their life, they do whatever they want

[gleaming steeple]

Shut up waffle head

[deep hull]

But still, it's the middle of the day for nightmare

[deep hull]

You're Indian aren't you?

[gleaming steeple]

I know what a time zone is bro

No i live in england

[sick skiff]

Does anyone know a good mod menu for free

[deep hull]

I see

[gleaming steeple]

London

[last magnet]

Yeah I do

[sick skiff]

Which one

[upper fractal]

jayden_81358 was muted. | No reason given.

[last magnet]

That one

[gleaming steeple]

@deep hull You actually though i was indian?

[deep hull]

Yeah

[lavish musk]

Nice one

[last magnet]

He dm’d me asking again lol

[lavish musk]

🤣

Bruh

[deep hull]

Bro what

[lavish musk]

Like, why

[deep hull]

Lol

[lavish musk]

@last magnet I thought the DM would be a death threat or some

[swift umbra]

he is 6'4, but he wont grow no more