💬┃gorilla-chat

[lost schooner]

@gentle bridge
Oh, dear sir, thy girth is quite grand,
A walking feast, a sight so bland.
With each step, the earth doth groan and strain,
Thy appetite rivals that of a freight train.

[light pine]

Guys the winner gets to kiss @loud kiln

[lost schooner]

@gentle bridge
Ah, for foolishness, I've a barb to employ,
Thy brain, a barren land, devoid of all joy.
In wit and wisdom, thou art sorely lacking,
A jest among jests, forever backtracking.

And for thy weight, a topic of jest,
Thou art the poster child of indulgent fest.
A feast for the eyes, yet a burden to bear,
Thy gluttonous ways, beyond compare.

Lastly, thy job, or lack thereof, doth show,
Idle hands, with naught but time to bestow.
A sloth among men, with no purpose to find,
Thou art but a leech on the fabric of mankind.

🗣️ im the new shakespeare

[light pine]

Ohhhhhh that called it

[elfin radish]

I'm so pissed rn, I logged in my origin account (EA), and asked for the email code YET they haven't even sent a single code through my email

This is off topic but does anyone who has EA know how to fix this?

God I'm so pissed rn

Been 2 hours

[light pine]

We are in a rap battle

[gentle bridge]

Mine corpus spongiosum doth possess such grandiose dimensions
Thine corpus spongiosum possesses no worthiness to mention

Mine matriarch cooketh delightful meals
Thine matriarch cooketh thine father's heels

Mine belly extends only in June
Thine belly extends to the Moon

[lost schooner]

WHAT

[gentle bridge]

He's using AI

[elfin radish]

😭

[gentle bridge]

I spitteth mine own taverns

[light pine]

Nah bro I'm helping him

[lost schooner]

Oh, but thy wit, like a dull blade, doth clank,
Thou speaketh in riddles, but thy point is dank.
Whilst thy belly may swell in the warmth of June,
Mine stays in shape, like a well-tuned rune.

As for thy matriarch, a culinary queen,
But alas, her skills are as bland as they seem.
For whilst she cooks, with all her might,
'Tis thy father's heels that vanish from sight.

Thy grandiose dimensions, a spectacle to see,
But in the realm of worthiness, it's I who holds the key.
For whilst thou reacheth for the stars, to the Moon I soar,
In wit, in skill, I leave thee naught but sore.

[gentle bridge]

He is disqualified

[gentle bridge]

Show me your chatgpt history

[light pine]

Nuh uh

[lost schooner]

I dont have chatgpt

[gentle bridge]

Liar

[edgy mango]

Sounds like smth a chatgpt user would say

[gentle bridge]

From which AI software dost thou taketh thy lines?

[light pine]

Nah he doesn't

[lost schooner]

from my mind

[gentle bridge]

You never typed

[boreal basin]

what the hell is going on in chat

[gentle bridge]

I'm the winner

[lost schooner]

I did

!

[boreal basin]

of what

[gentle bridge]

A rappeth battle

[edgy mango]

You used chatgpt

[gentle bridge]

Xeno used AI

[edgy mango]

liar

[light pine]

.

[gentle bridge]

I used my mind

My wits

Your butt smells
Like bad poo
My butt smells
Like shampoo

[light pine]

Nah bro you used AI

[lost schooner]

Your speech, like a babbling brook,
Mine, a melody, a lyrical book. 🗣️

[gentle bridge]

I was typing the entire time lil homie

[lost schooner]

Thou stumble over words, a shitty rhyme,
Whilst I speak with grace, a rhythm that is divine. 🥶

[light pine]

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[lost schooner]

Thy's company is a burden to bear,
Mine, a mere pleasure, beyond compare.
🔥

[light pine]

Thanks bro

[gentle bridge]

All I stumbleth over is thine belly of pure grease
Nothing doth be divine in thine life, not even thine home lease

[lost schooner]

Thy jokes, a very noob attempt at wit,
Mine, a symphony, a perfect fit!

[light pine]

Bro tgg should see that it's too funny

[gentle bridge]

Mine jokes are a fitting description of my opponent, a pester
Thine jokes are less humorous than a dead court jester

I findeth dysentery more amusing
Than your jokes, nothing but confusing

[lost schooner]

Thou fade into obscurity, become a forgotten tale,
Whilst I shine oh so bright, like the holy grail.

[light pine]

Bro stop it your so trash

[lost schooner]

Thou swing thy sword with clumsy might,
Whilst I dance through the fight, a swift sight. 🗣️

I must admit you are some good competition fr

but nothing sir xeno the 3rd jr cant handle

[boreal basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786550277125570581/1235647380087640225/giphy_4.gif

[lost schooner]

I gotta head to work, its been a pleasure fellas

[light pine]

True

[gentle bridge]

A swift sight indeed, swift to make a fall
Whilst I champion all battles, I rule the halls

[light pine]

Good luck there bro

[gentle bridge]

Sir Redagast IV of Northumberlandshireham shalt remain undefeated, mine taverns simply cause uncontrollable flames of hell 🔥

[gentle bridge]

Bye fat raccoon boy

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-imagine-dog-gif-15909232

[light pine]

Ok that's great battle

GTG eat lunch

[lost schooner]

Thy intellect, a flickering flame,
Mine, a beacon, with acclaim.

[gentle bridge]

My local inn, sells fine mead
Your local inn, sells pig feed

My brain is, large in size
Your brain is, described with lies

My village is, simply prosperous

Your village is, preposterous

[lost schooner]

Thy intellect, a flickering flame,
Mine, a beacon, with acclaim.
Thou struggle to grasp the simplest of notions,
Whilst I unravel mysteries, with swift motions.

[gentle bridge]

Thy repeat thine own line
I repeat that I shine

[granite mural]

[lost schooner]

*swine

[gentle bridge]

My farm makes so much sense
Your farm makes zero cents

[rustic radish]

Damn

[lost schooner]

I do repeat my own line
but at least I dont smell like a swine

🗣️

[gentle bridge]

My baker uses fine grain
Your baker uses no brain

[rustic radish]

🔥

[gentle bridge]

I bathe in clean water
Thine bathe in Thames water

[lost schooner]

you are so hefty that you are couch \bound
and not to mention extremely round

[gentle bridge]

Halt discussing to the mirror, young xeno
Or I will blow you away like El Reno

[rustic radish]

How yall thinking these

😭

[boreal basin]

Ai

[lost schooner]

can you not take the heat?
young redagast that smells like the toilet seat

[boreal basin]

they both use ai

[lost schooner]

we aint using ai lol

[rustic radish]

I knew it

[lost schooner]

not rn

[gentle bridge]

I use my cranium
He uses uranium

[boreal basin]

I use plutonium

[lost schooner]

just think fr

[viscid haven]

i wish there was more clients

like a ww2 client

[gentle bridge]

I meddle in the fire every day
So much that I forged thine maiden new breasts of clay

[viscid haven]

oh dm i thought you was talking about cod clients lmao

[lost schooner]

you know that snitches get stitches

but did you know that you get no bitches

didnt rlly put alot of fancy talk in that one

sad

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-2-chainsaw-man-i-play-gif-3419066269016327089

[gentle bridge]

I'm not weak enough for stitches
Thine hearts weak enough for word breaches

[lost schooner]

your love life is a comedy out of place
while mine is with your mother, grace 🗣️

[boreal basin]

you both are fat racoon/cats

leave it at that

[gentle bridge]

You're a fucking car, fatso

[lost schooner]

you weigh more than us combined

[boreal basin]

dont make me come there and throw both of you in water

[gentle bridge]

Yeah, 300 times more than me and 1.01 times more than him

[gentle bridge]

I can swim unlike you
Your engine will melt like glue

[boreal basin]

Dont make me water your ears

:(

[lost schooner]

water like your mouth does when it sees food
do not act like you are like myself good

[boreal basin]

actually i cant do that

[lost schooner]

🔥

[gentle bridge]

Don't make me change your gears

[boreal basin]

i cant make a cat suffer like that

[lost schooner]

do not worry redagast is barely even a cat
he is more like a freight train, and a big one at that

[boreal basin]

Whose mouth mouth doesnt water

:p

[lost schooner]

thats gotta be one of the better rhymes

[boreal basin]

a freight train cant move either of you

[gentle bridge]

A freight train with enough power to batter an army
Youre too round to even get a hug from the dinosaur called barney

[rustic radish]

GANGBANG 🔥🔥🔥🗣️

[boreal basin]

tf

[lost schooner]

called barney?

[boreal basin]

dont make me make you barney

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/barney-food-pistachios-trick-eating-gif-27567268

[boreal basin]

DAYUM

[rustic radish]

Best opti0n is to gang bang the one your teaming on

[boreal basin]

We are going to need you to stop right there

[lost schooner]

there are freight trains that battar an army
but when you stand in front of me they cant harm me

[boreal basin]

A nuke is lighter than you

♥

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/case-oh-elbow-drop-sped-up-gif-3857149809924349837

[boreal basin]

Fat planet

Homie is the planet in planet fitness

[gentle bridge]

They can't harm you, because of your fat
You can't harm me, because of my titanium gyatt

[boreal basin]

AYO

[edgy mango]

Hello chat

[boreal basin]

Wouldnt a titanium gyatt fw your centre of gravity

[lost schooner]

you speak of your ass as if its good
yet its just filled with fillers and food

[edgy mango]

Xeno face reveal

[boreal basin]

and fur

[edgy mango]

n word bypass go hard

[gentle bridge]

If by 'food' you mean your mother's WAP
You need to get some rest, recuperate, take a nap

[boreal basin]

Who

[rustic radish]

Bro

[edgy mango]

@midnight tulip

[upper fractal]

Hey @edgy mango, do you have an issue related to the server? Go to #📁〢support／report and react on the 📨 to create a support ticket.

[rustic radish]

Whys this so funny

[edgy mango]

i think its already dealt with

[proper isle]

is gta online educational?

[boreal basin]

ikik

[rustic radish]

A lot

[gentle bridge]

Yes it teaches you about money management

[edgy mango]

in a way ig so?

[boreal basin]

Ye

[rustic radish]

Go to the shore store

[gentle bridge]

Great to learn how to drive

[rustic radish]

And buy something nice

[proper isle]

[gentle bridge]

With seven dollars

[rustic radish]

Fr

[lost schooner]

you speak of me as if I need sleep
I will sleep comfortably in my bed that isnt cheap

[edgy mango]

Mfw no indicators on cars

[rustic radish]

Bro roast me once then you can get back to le exno

I wanna see how good you cook lmao

[gentle bridge]

I speak of you because you are deprived of rest
I ask that you do, I want to challenge somebody who is actually doing their best

[lost schooner]

I can assure you, youre getting cooked as anybody here will say
and you neednt worry about me, I am perfectly A-OK

[gentle bridge]

you think you're a big shot, with a name like cryptic
try acting like that in the hood, you're gonna get a crip tick

[rustic radish]

😭😭

That was nice

[lost schooner]

you neednt worry how we cook
we can read you like an open book
you think you are a big shot and a scurry
but we all know in reality you are a furry

there you go

[proper isle]

🤯

[gentle bridge]

My skin doesnt even have the mark of a burn at all
Maybe those burn centre doctors were right about you though, I'd recommend you play ball

[rustic radish]

Ok Ok stop 😭😭

[proper isle]

that was super hot fire

[edgy mango]

do #❓┃daily-question lazy

[gentle bridge]

Don't even try to sue me cause I got your ass charred
Any one who tries to defend you, I'll have disbarred

[lost schooner]

ball? no thanks I am fine here on the mic
cooking you is nothing to me, you dick

[lost schooner]

charred? I dont even feel the slightest heat
even your best roasts are still sweet

[gentle bridge]

Running out of rhymes? What an absolute shame
The station to a music college is right there, Quick! Don't miss the train

[deep hull]

Tf did i walk into

[edgy mango]

idk but you can leave now

[lost schooner]

I got rhymes for days
whereas you seem to be losing in all manner of ways

[tired ore]

Hm

[gentle bridge]

Your house fire says otherwise, youre totally getting flamed
But hey, if my rhymes are so bad, then who else can get blamed?

[tired ore]

Can I send a link pls

[rustic radish]

Fr I love it tho

[tired ore]

YouTube link

👉👈

Fu-

[gentle bridge]

I'm spitting like oil in a frying pan, you're getting doused
Apologies, the oil fire now means you need to be public housed

[tired ore]

OIL

🦅

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[lost schooner]

from what I can see my house is standing perfectly fine
its a magnefique piece of design like fine wine
you however live in a shack
and do crack

[light pine]

Did someone say oil

[tired ore]

🇺🇸

[light pine]

I get loads of money from it

[tired ore]

@stable relic hey

[gentle bridge]

Your house is a pile of charcoal and ash
I advise you stop now, I think my words hurt so much you're getting a rash

[tired ore]

Do there's somewhere that I can send YouTube links

[stable relic]

Hello 👋

[rustic radish]

Knock knock mother fuckers it's the United States of America and I heard yall got oil so turn of your stoves- 💀

[edgy mango]

rock u should let me win gw fr

[stable relic]

Youtube links? Like self promotion?

[tired ore]

YouTube video

[stable relic]

Winner would have been chose but dyno sucks

[light pine]

Bro 100$ a barrel

[gentle bridge]

You think you're rich, when all you do is sell slurpees
Only thing you got to your name is a boyfriend with herpes

[edgy mango]

fair

i should win considering im level 60 !!!

halfway to 70

[lost schooner]

none of those things was a real burn
at least none said on your turn

[rustic radish]

SMH ima steal it anyways

[surreal geode]

NO

[granite mural]

**Are yall gta sc still not working? **

[rustic radish]

What's sc

I forgot

[granite mural]

Social club / friends list

[light pine]

Well you gotta dig it up

[gentle bridge]

The fact that you can't roast me at all says a lot
Do something quick, cause 15 seconds ago I fired the killing shot

[rustic radish]

Oh yea it's working and ty

[granite mural]

Oh it’s working now?

Like u tried joining ur friend’s lobby?

[deep hull]

So

[rustic radish]

Yeah like 20 mins ago or so

[deep hull]

@surreal geode happy birthday...

[gentle bridge]

Looks like xeno scurried back to his couch

[edgy mango]

xeno has a couch?

[rustic radish]

You won

[gentle bridge]

Charred his trash panda ass

[edgy mango]

i thought he only has his garbage bin

[gentle bridge]

1-0 Redagast

[surreal geode]

It's in February 😭

[gentle bridge]

His cousin's couch

[rustic radish]

Shi not over

[deep hull]

Your name says otherwise...

[gentle bridge]

No he's my first opponent

[deep hull]

Mods do be making fun of you tf

[loud kiln]

@stable relic why can people enter the giveaway if they dont meet requirements, with that other bot you could only join if you had the requirements no?

[gentle bridge]

Amara I destroyed your cousin in a rap battle

[edgy mango]

Dasu is down

[surreal geode]

That's xenos doing

[surreal geode]

Which cousin

[gentle bridge]

Xeno

[granite mural]

maybe its just my problem gtg reinstall ig

[surreal geode]

Oh

[edgy mango]

damn thats her cousin

[surreal geode]

He's a trash panda

[edgy mango]

feel bad fr

[boreal basin]

I wanna steal a cat

Hello its my birthday

[edgy mango]

garbage eating trash panda

bin surfer fr

[deep hull]

Happy birthday!

[boreal basin]

Racoons are nice :(

[surreal geode]

Fr

[boreal basin]

i meant hello amara-

[edgy mango]

I disagree they always call me the n word

[deep hull]

Oh, happy amara-?

[gentle bridge]

Not me please

[boreal basin]

Amara's name is its my birthday- so hello its my birthday

[gentle bridge]

Trash panda with trash rhymes

He warned me for 69 points too

[boreal basin]

You should do

[gentle bridge]

I did nothing

[deep hull]

I already said you before... I'll say it again ig, happy birthday!

[boreal basin]

Oh my dayz eternal

[surreal geode]

LOL

[deep hull]

That's me!

[granite mural]

Isn’t that a ban? 😂

[gentle bridge]

Check my warns, like I'm not kidding

[deft kindle]

I finally WON

[boreal basin]

Im going to jump off a cliff becuase of you eternal

[surreal geode]

Just give up with him

You lose your sanity

[gentle bridge]

Cause I beat him in a roast competition

[deep hull]

Take me with you

[gentle bridge]

Only if they're real

[surreal geode]

LMAO WAIT

[granite mural]

Lol yeah

[granite mural]

You won the Basic nitro?

[gentle bridge]

Wasn't a competition really but he said I "very very very harshly broke rules (69)"

[deft kindle]

yes

[edgy mango]

Proof of raccoons being mean

[surreal geode]

LOL

[granite mural]

Congrats!

[deft kindle]

First giveaway I won in 3 years of being here

[gentle bridge]

Accurate

[granite mural]

“Being mean” 💀💀💀

[deft kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/modcheck-discord-twitch-spongebob-looking-gif-21451454

[edgy mango]

yeah man look at this guy!

[deft kindle]

Holy fug

[granite mural]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-have-any-words-for-that-jake-sirtag-sirtagcr-i-have-nothing-to-say-gif-18240981

[edgy mango]

I was completely blown away by this!

[deep hull]

Gg is good

I mean mmm

[gentle bridge]

No image perms

[gentle bridge]

@surreal geode help a homie out?

🥺

i beat your cousin twice so it's only fair

[edgy mango]

look at this mean human being

[swift umbra]

even worse

[boreal basin]

Did he say gg after loosing a game?

such a sweet racoon

[granite mural]

that doesnt worth a ping to u tho

[edgy mango]

true what a weirdo

[edgy mango]

what

[deep hull]

I mean...

[gentle bridge]

Maybe he's secretly gay

[edgy mango]

he has this weird obsession with the word

and calling everyone that

[boreal basin]

I cant wait for me to recieve that dm

[gentle bridge]

saying gg in the hood prank

[edgy mango]

Even then hes like 19 or smth

and im 15

[gentle bridge]

Wow

He's fat AND old?

[boreal basin]

19 isnt old..

[true hatch]

Gotta agree there

[gentle bridge]

It's ancient

[boreal basin]

Ban this cat

[gentle bridge]

Ahem, no

[boreal basin]

He called @lost schooner old

[gentle bridge]

Ban this car

[boreal basin]

[gentle bridge]

He probably pays his taxes

[boreal basin]

Never

[supple aspen]

big TGG fan , would love some feedback on my website , has many layers to it, feel free to@comment and explore the rabbit hole , im currently modding GTA with roleplay mods n extensions , Peace TGG from acx aka@Devil •

[gentle bridge]

What are these receipts from the IRS then?

That say INVOICE PAID

[upper fractal]

Hey, @supple aspen It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[gentle bridge]

Saw that

[supple aspen]

i was hoping to preview my website via link "gta themed n emulations x

[boreal basin]

Mate #🚔┃gta-discussion

[lost schooner]

I WAS QUOTING SMTH U SAID

[boreal basin]

You will get feedback there

[edgy mango]

uh huh

what a liar

[gentle bridge]

I sleep now, knowing I am victory

[lost schooner]

you have no idea abt my age

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-imagine-dog-gif-15909232

[boreal basin]

5 years

[gentle bridge]

19

[lost schooner]

enjoy losing

[supple aspen]

it's called city limits i started to@code last yeah

[gentle bridge]

I won

[edgy mango]

Newborn

[gentle bridge]

I demolished you

Everyone says so

[supple aspen]

year*

[edgy mango]

bro got automodded

[lost schooner]

yes

[supple aspen]

was@just curious if u like@?

[boreal basin]

No

[boreal basin]

Nuh uh

@lost schooner Knows war thunder

He can demolish you

[gentle bridge]

I know war thunder like the back of my hand

[boreal basin]

He knows it like the back of his back

[edgy mango]

check this out

[gentle bridge]

Let me sleep or you like balls

[boreal basin]

Ishe wrong tho

[lost schooner]

very true

[boreal basin]

Footballs?

I love it

[gentle bridge]

Testicles

[boreal basin]

are you sure he is wrong tho

[lost schooner]

well thats just facts

[boreal basin]

Nuh uh I like cow (his name is testicular torsion)

[edgy mango]

not really

[gentle bridge]

Fine, let me sleep or you love penis

[boreal basin]

...

I dont know how to respond to that

[lost schooner]

at least somebody gets it

im nice fr

[boreal basin]

Yes you are

[boreal basin]

[lost schooner]

what kinda roast is this 😭

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-happy-jumping-hapi-gif-6711828209196002129

[boreal basin]

A roast that compliments you

[lost schooner]

imagine not paying taxes

🥶

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-gif-8204160254287798713

[edgy mango]

calling people the n word is nice now? smh

xeno is very very kind in that case!

[lost schooner]

I dont call anybody the nword

[raw warren]

stixz is 15

racoon is 21

hmm

[edgy mango]

Uh huh

[modest wigeon]

He’s got the pass tho

[lost schooner]

I said dagger

[lost schooner]

proof?

[modest wigeon]

He innocent fr

[lost schooner]

exactly

these people tryinna get me in trouble

[edgy mango]

@raw warren lazy fuck

[modest wigeon]

The ops tryina take u down bro

[modest wigeon]

[proper isle]

scheisse

[edgy mango]

Knew it was ai generated

[modest wigeon]

Switch out a few words and add a typo or two

Like teh for the

[deep hull]

He's busy with his exams he said, you seriously expect him to write something that long ?

[edgy mango]

no lol

[deep hull]

Well

Atleast he took the time to go to the website and type "outfit of the week ending... And stuff about the voting"

[edgy mango]

mhm

[boreal basin]

Aww

he is trying his best

[lost schooner]

on god, but im up

[boreal basin]

let him be

[stable relic]

Yeah but we have to use dyno because dasu is moving servers.

[deep hull]

Outfit of the week wasn't active from the start itself... Unlike cotw

[boreal basin]

Do your exams as well

[stable relic]

Dyno sucks for giveaways

[deep hull]

Mine are done long ago

[boreal basin]

Moving servers?

What?

[edgy mango]

yeah heard smth about that

[edgy mango]

yeah their server

[boreal basin]

You are in 10th now right?

[edgy mango]

for it to operate online

[boreal basin]

ohhh

Okay okay

[stable relic]

Their main servers, the one the bot runs on. Not the discord server kind

[edgy mango]

yeah

[boreal basin]

Got it got it

How long would it be down for?

[edgy mango]

theres no eta really for that stuff

[stable relic]

Yeah there's no eta

[boreal basin]

There should be an approx figue right?

a week 3 weeks and such?

[stable relic]

Doesn't look like it

[boreal basin]

Welp, hope it goes smoothly

[stable relic]

We have no idea when it'll be back. No one does. It's been like 2 weeks

[edgy mango]

Found this

[deep hull]

It'll take more than a month tbh

[edgy mango]

shouldnt

[boreal basin]

Eternal you didnt know what an i3 was

shhh

[deep hull]

To get all the things down to where they should be

[deep hull]

Aww ok

[boreal basin]

stop using that sticker against me

i genuinely feel bad for you when you do that

[deep hull]

Ok I'm sorry

[deep hull]

I'll use this instead

[boreal basin]

Now I feel even more bad

[deep hull]

[boreal basin]

Okay thats way better

[deep hull]

Nah, dw you're good bud

[boreal basin]

[deep hull]

I feel threatened

[edgy mango]

womp

[deep hull]

Music nerd

[edgy mango]

yeah

[fossil hearth]

Why do i suck at sell missions, ahhhhhghghggggggggg

[edgy mango]

theyre mostly shit dw

[fossil hearth]

I should just lobotomize myself and get an oppressor m2

[boreal basin]

What the fu

[boreal basin]

aww dont

[fossil hearth]

What’s your favorite car

[vital summit]

Hello

[jagged wraith]

Lol

[boreal basin]

Gta?

Or irl?

[jagged wraith]

Get off gta

its old 💀

[boreal basin]

Ps3 is old as well

[jagged wraith]

Ok and?

Ever heard of nostalgia blud

[boreal basin]

Same thing with gta then :)

[jagged wraith]

Gta

isn't

[boreal basin]

For you it isnt

[jagged wraith]

Unless ur talkin abt Gta 4.

[boreal basin]

I like all the gta games

[devout tartan]

I had a stock sell mission of weapons manufacturing for 777,000$ they gave me 4 buggies and 15 mins to deliver all 4 to the whole damn other side of the map like 15 mins

[raw warren]

cant be arsed to write something that long

[jagged wraith]

😂 Gta 5 has been out for 11 years broski we still ain't got gta 6 so u cant call it nostalgia yet

[raw warren]

I even used voice command to type the phrase in chat gpt

[boreal basin]

I like it, you like your ps3

Soooo leave it at that

[jagged wraith]

@tidal plank why did they have to promote annoying ppl

[deep hull]

Lmao

[jagged wraith]

Yeah so what I'm saying it in the server

[edgy mango]

couldve done smth half assed

[raw warren]

it was 75 last week

[jagged wraith]

😂 bro thinks I'm cryin

That's crazy grow up lmfao

[devout tartan]

Balck flag

[jagged wraith]

yeah ok reply in your nitro images like I care 💀

[edgy mango]

wild

[jagged wraith]

bros pronouns tho 💀

[boreal basin]

Seems like you care enough to keep the conversation going though

[edgy mango]

lol

[deep hull]

What did he do to you

Oh WAIT

[boreal basin]

Got some none 2000 music yet stixz?

[deep hull]

Josh has me blocked

[boreal arrow]

isn’t that israel’s plane?

[boreal basin]

Ye but its just a spitfire mk IX with way better cannons

[edgy mango]

wdym

[boreal basin]

Got some new music you like?

[edgy mango]

Also @raw warren is reusing previous ootw submissions fine

[edgy mango]

Not really

[boreal basin]

aww

[jagged wraith]

Giving someone a hug is crazy

[boreal arrow]

Do you think i should get israel’s planes? like are they better than usa/uk ?

[boreal basin]

do you have a problem with everything?

[jagged wraith]

anyways, enough wastin my time

[boreal basin]

From what ive seen, yep its good

Ill check out the rank v ones in a bit

Very close to unlocking it

[boreal arrow]

time to buy spitfire ix and then israel’s planes

[jagged wraith]

?afk grow up, gta 5 isn't nostalgia.

[upper fractal]

@jagged wraith I set your AFK: grow up, gta 5 isn't nostalgia.

[boreal arrow]

btw how did you get israel’s planes so fast

[boreal basin]

Its pretty easy to grind out

[edgy mango]

@boreal arrow do yk if this is ok?

[boreal basin]

5 planes, and the second plane (the p 51) basically carrys you to the spitfire mk IX cw

and the cw carries you to the bomber

No premiums needed :D

[boreal arrow]

yeah, as long as you’re using your own images it should be fine

[edgy mango]

aight

[boreal arrow]

it’s not

or maybe im just too bad

at the game

[boreal basin]

You touched israel already?

Which one?

[boreal basin]

Nah nothing like that

even im pretty bad

[edgy mango]

lol i think someone tried self promoting

[boreal basin]

[boreal arrow]

nope, i still have to buy a plane in rank 5

[boreal basin]

Even I havent touched rank v yet, so lets see

I gotta research it as well

[autumn ibex]

i will bomb you

i will douse you in ranch dressing and black pepper

[boreal basin]

Uhm

nUH UH

[autumn ibex]

and then ill lock you in a room with zaza in it

[boreal basin]

NO

[autumn ibex]

yuh uh

[boreal basin]

i dont consent

I say

no

[autumn ibex]

i dont care

[boreal arrow]

you have to have a plane from rank v to be able to open israel’s planes

don’t you?

[boreal basin]

Nope

I grinded france

[boreal arrow]

alright that’s too much

[boreal basin]

to rank 4

and then got israel

I dont do premium stuff

[boreal arrow]

did you research any of rank v planes?

[boreal basin]

Not yet

[edgy mango]

wild

[boreal basin]

Finishing up the last rank 4 research

The b 17

[autumn ibex]

noobie lurker

[boreal basin]

[edgy mango]

mf i just came in here

[fossil hearth]

Either

[edgy mango]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-vro-gif-15207430103528002530

Think i just escaped my tutors test

[autumn ibex]

who

[boreal basin]

I personally love the mitsubishi galant irl
And I like the ubermacht zion in gta

[boreal arrow]

my bad i thought you need a plane from rank v however you need a plane from rank 4

[edgy mango]

well my tutoring centre's test

[autumn ibex]

cares.

[edgy mango]

Wow

ok

[autumn ibex]

xD

[boreal arrow]

did you buy a rank 4 plane or did you just research it?

[autumn ibex]

get rekt noob

[edgy mango]

[boreal basin]

Researched the french tech tree till rank 4 and then unlocked the israel sakeen in rank 4 with research

[edgy mango]

i mean i care!!!

[autumn ibex]

who is you boah

[edgy mango]

me

[fossil hearth]

Nice

[edgy mango]

who is you

[boreal basin]

What about yourself?

[edgy mango]

woah i just saw someone say gynaecologist without a degree

thats wild

[fossil hearth]

Irl i like the GMC Sierra and in gta i like that one privet security vehicle

Its the same brand as the terrabyte

[boreal basin]

Holy the sierra looks like a tank

Nice

[fossil hearth]

Hell yea

[autumn ibex]

minivans>pickup trucks

[fossil hearth]

Their are some things you dont say in this world

[boreal basin]

cats > anything

[fossil hearth]

And you just said one of them

[autumn ibex]

AGREED, my door mat couldnt have been from a better animal

[autumn ibex]

true, i hope this doesnt raise minivan prices

[boreal basin]

Minivans are good sleeper builds

But when it comes to looking better, pickups take the win

[autumn ibex]

and in every other department they lose

[edgy mango]

Sounds like smth a kidnapper would say

[autumn ibex]

i got free ice cream

u want?

music flavor

[edgy mango]

YES

[fossil hearth]

YES

[boreal basin]

Yes and Yes

Where my icecream at

[autumn ibex]

open your closet at 12 am you will find )))

[boreal basin]

oka

:D

[autumn ibex]

)

[boreal arrow]

in that case i’m close to getting israel’s planes, i just need to research spitfire F Mk XIVe

[boreal basin]

Ooo

Ill be waiting to see you

[granite mural]

welp

[jovial beacon]

How can you get israels plane?

isnt that illegal to own a fighter plane

Or you a pilot?

[boreal basin]

Its a game

called warthunder

Not irl

[jovial beacon]

ohh

[boreal basin]

But you can get planes irl as well

Not current gen, but 1st to maybe 2nd or 3rd gen planes

They will be stripped of offensive capabilities

[jovial beacon]

can you make a plane irl?

[boreal basin]

And its a pretty big background check as well

[jovial beacon]

A cheap plane

[boreal basin]

Ye you can make them

[jovial beacon]

Like that electric plane

i forgot the name

[boreal basin]

What

Electric planes?

Remote controlled ones?

[fossil hearth]

Drones

[boreal basin]

[jovial beacon]

the stunt plane

the electric one

I forgot the name

[fossil hearth]

A weddings fav guest

[jovial beacon]

The glider

glider

that plane

electric

https://tenor.com/view/glider-rc-plane-aircraft-gif-4672781

this one

electric plane

[autumn ibex]

Electric airplane?!

[boreal basin]

Gliders are not electric

They have no engines

They glide down

[jovial beacon]

noo

I saw a video on youtube

it was electric

[autumn ibex]

Said enough

[boreal basin]

I mean yes it does use electric power to power it systems

[autumn ibex]

Opinion rejected

[boreal basin]

but its not called an electric plane

[jovial beacon]

Small electric plane

the glider

[boreal basin]

It doesnt have an engine

Its electricity powers its hydraulics

thats it

[autumn ibex]

Well technically an electric one would have a battery instead so

[boreal basin]

You get what i mean

Electric planes should quite literally never exist

[jovial beacon]

It will exist

[autumn ibex]

So do electric cars but here we are

[jovial beacon]

rolls royce making progress

[autumn ibex]

Fuck rolls Royce

[jovial beacon]

and her fat husband

[boreal basin]

Hell no

If there is any issue with an electric plane in mid air

Its literally a bomb

[jovial beacon]

a bombb?

howw

Its electric

AI

[boreal basin]

Imagine a spark

In an electric plane

[jovial beacon]

ai will fly it

[boreal basin]

near lithium

One spark and its a bomb in mid air

[autumn ibex]

Exactly why that's a bomb

[swift umbra]

the second someone will find a way to hack them we will realize that petrol engines are the way to go, since they're mechanical and have no computers that'll stop em

[jovial beacon]

ai can fix the spark

[swift umbra]

[autumn ibex]

Well they technically do but your point still stands

[jovial beacon]

they can install an anti hack software and nord vpn

un hackable

[autumn ibex]

You're not old enough bro

[boreal basin]

Niek atleast on lithium cars, firefighters are enough. Imagine if lithium catches fire midair

[autumn ibex]

[swift umbra]

try to hack an old spitfire

[jovial beacon]

for what

[autumn ibex]

Like I said your point stands

[boreal basin]

You can even fly an old spit fire normally

let alone with a computer

[swift umbra]

you can hook as many laptops as you want up to that plane, you cannot hack it

[autumn ibex]

Talking on this subject

[swift umbra]

since it's mechanical

[jovial beacon]

Electric airplanes?

[boreal basin]

• the safety risk is huge

[autumn ibex]

Yes

[jovial beacon]

why

[swift umbra]

firefighters cannot stop those things from burning either

takes weeks

[boreal basin]

Ye

[swift umbra]

you have to let them burn out

[autumn ibex]

You're intelligence is derived only from 1 YT video and you seem to have absolutely no clue about what lithium is and what computers are

[boreal basin]

Now imagine that on an airplane

mid air

no controls

its a bomb

[swift umbra]

any computer can be hacked

[jovial beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/aircraft-simulator-fsx-plane-glitch-gif-12203244

[boreal basin]

That would be a plane thats electric

Planes need electric power for quite a few things, but their engines? Let it be fossil fuels please

[swift umbra]

I'd say have less planes in general

but certainly don't make them electric or computer controlled only

[swift umbra]

Ali, how old are you?

[boreal basin]

True

[jovial beacon]

15

[swift umbra]

wow, you need to be educated on internet safety and hacking my dude

school didn't do a good job on that it seems

[jovial beacon]

Heyy

what happend

i didnt give any info to anyone

[swift umbra]

if you think just fitting a vpn to a damn plane is enough to keep it in the air, that's bad

[boreal basin]

If you think electric planes should exist

[swift umbra]

or think that ai should fly a plane

[jovial beacon]

It would need some time

then it can fly

[boreal basin]

Ai can never replicate humans

[boreal arrow]

ask the israel’s government nicely

[deep hull]

I just found out that cats can fly

[boreal basin]

Our tendency to survive in a dire situation can never be recreated by something that was made in a couple of weeks

[boreal basin]

How

[lavish flame]

ai can't replicate shit, all it can generate is a bunch of tit pics

[boreal basin]

Pwease give f 16

[deep hull]

Wings ofc

[boreal basin]

And an engine

[lavish flame]

heard the news that ai gonna replace drive thru workers now

shit is already in work. Gonna be a nightmare for someone with an accent

[boreal basin]

How?

[swift umbra]

nah

that won't work

[boreal basin]

Like they will recieve orders?

Or as in they replace the workers as well?

[swift umbra]

you try and use in car ai

that shit cannot understand you

[boreal basin]

ai is meant to help us in certain tasks

It cannot replace us

[swift umbra]

indeed

it's man made, it can only work with what we give it

[boreal basin]

At the end of the day its just an over glorified google assistant with more knowledge

[swift umbra]

it doesn't know anything

it just remembers information and uses that again

[boreal basin]

True

[lavish flame]

(not from america so could be wrong) whatever that machine is from where u talk to one of the workers through a speaker and order, that shit gonna be replaced by a screen displaying ai voice replacing the worker

[swift umbra]

if you ask chat gpt to write a movie script, it can't

ok I take that back

it just gave a movie concept

we're fucked

[boreal basin]

Thats literally horrible for anyone with an accent i second ni3k

[boreal basin]

[jovial beacon]

Title: Shadows of Empire

Fade In:

EXT. SMALL TOWN IN NEW YORK - DAY

The quaint town of Greenwood bustles with life, nestled between rolling hills and lush forests.

A convoy of black SUVs roars into town, kicking up dust as they screech to a halt in front of the town hall.

INT. TOWN HALL - DAY

MAYOR WILSON, a sturdy man in his late 50s, stands at the podium addressing the townsfolk, his voice commanding attention.

MAYOR WILSON:
... And with the expansion of the mining operation, Greenwood will thrive once more!

The crowd erupts into applause, but a shadow falls over the celebration.

EXT. MAIN STREET - DAY

Suddenly, armed men in tactical gear swarm the streets, their faces hidden behind masks. Chaos ensues as they take control of the town, firing shots into the air.

Among them is JACK, a former soldier turned mercenary, his eyes cold and calculating.

INT. GREENWOOD BANK - DAY

Jack storms into the bank, his presence sending shivers down the spines of the terrified customers.

JACK:
Nobody move! This is a robbery!

But Jack's plans are foiled when a lone figure steps out of the shadows.

Enter EMILY, a fierce and determined woman in her early 30s, with a mysterious air about her.

EMILY:
Not so fast, Jack. You picked the wrong town to mess with.

Jack and Emily lock eyes, the tension palpable as they face off in a deadly game of cat and mouse.

EXT. GREENWOOD - DAY

As Jack and Emily's battle intensifies, secrets about the town's past begin to surface, revealing a web of corruption and betrayal.

With the fate of Greenwood hanging in the balance, Jack and Emily must put aside their differences and join forces to take down the true enemy lurking in the shadows.

Fade Out.

[lavish flame]

true

[jovial beacon]

ai gonna replace humans

[boreal basin]

Never

[lavish flame]

no it won't wtf

[jovial beacon]

we will be connected to the internet

[lost fern]

💀

[boreal basin]

There is one thing ai can never do lmao

[swift umbra]

it can't

the second humans turn off the computer ai is gone

[jovial beacon]

we gonna have the chips in our brains

[boreal basin]

If we ever put ai even in a robot

[jovial beacon]

We gonna live forever

[boreal basin]

The wear and tear on the robot will eventually end it

[boreal basin]

Thats horrid

We need to die at somepoint

[swift umbra]

go join the vegan community and just stop oil whilst your at it

they're equally as stupid

[jovial beacon]

vegan community?

why

I dont wanna be vegan

[lavish flame]

oh god fuck that community

[boreal basin]

I think he just wants to piss you off mate

[lavish flame]

vegan and the flat earther community fucking suck

[swift umbra]

they clearly haven't had biology classes

if they did, they would've learned that humans are omnivores and need meat to survive

[boreal basin]

Atleast flat earthers dont want to pester meat eaters

[jovial beacon]

guys would you rather test an ai electric airplane or an electric ai sumbarine?

[boreal basin]

Neither

both are going to kill me

[jovial beacon]

i would test it

that would be fun

[swift umbra]

I'd rather shoot myself

or shoot that plane down with a mechanical airplane

[boreal basin]

What part of leaving your life in the hands of google assistant would be fun

[swift umbra]

cause computers can't solve one thing

humans

[boreal basin]

They cant replicate us

And they cant replicate our will to live

[swift umbra]

we have something called "unpredictability", a computer doesn't

[swift umbra]

the robot expects me to do A, B or C

but if I decide I'm gonna do neither, it's got no clue what to do

[jovial beacon]

Ai is helpful in our daily life

[boreal basin]

Yes

It is helpful

But it can never be more

[jovial beacon]

Ai can also be used in the stock market

[swift umbra]

no

cause you cannot predict that

you know that AI is wrong in a lot of situations right?

[boreal basin]

Again ai cannot predict anything thats upto someone else

[jovial beacon]

thats why they improving it

[swift umbra]

if you let my dad and the AI calculate the same ballasts for a beam in a building, my dad is the only one that'll end up with the correct answer 100% of the time

AI just cannot do that sort of stuff

and I don't want it to if I'm honest

[swift umbra]

you cannot let AI do everything ali

[boreal basin]

If we do

[swift umbra]

the second I hack that computer, everything is gone

[boreal basin]

What do we become?

[swift umbra]

just one button press

and all of AI can be removed

[lavish flame]

ai is unpredictable as heck

[swift umbra]

I said that already

[lavish flame]

maybe it can pull off an ultron move

[swift umbra]

if you let my dad and the AI calculate the same ballasts for a beam in a building, my dad is the only one that'll end up with the correct answer 100% of the time

the reason dad will get it is because he's human, and his "brain" isn't 0's and 1's

[deep hull]

Does that cat fly?

[boreal basin]

perchance

with ai

[deep hull]

Perchance

Tf is that

Oh that's an ai

Wait no

Wait nvm

[deep hull]

This cat can fly?

[loud kiln]

@boreal basin we almost have the same role color, but mine is cooler

[boreal basin]

no

[eternal kettle]

have any of you got the enus super diamond

[upper fractal]

Hey @eternal kettle, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#☝lfg-info

[lavish flame]

Ya bro go to PC LFG

[sacred bobcat]

hi

[crimson goblet]

will gta 6 be crossplay

[lavish flame]

We don’t even have a release date for gta6

Nor if online is confirmed

[granite mural]

2026

[acoustic cobalt]

batman theres no laws against lester

[lavish flame]

That’s not been confirmed

Where did u find that

MrBossFTW

[granite mural]

It should be

[lavish flame]

No confirmed gta 6 online

But a possibility

[granite mural]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-addiction-cocaine-snow-funny-gif-24451996

[lavish flame]

If we don’t have release for gta6 story we don’t have one for online

[granite mural]

Cat addict 👆

[lavish flame]

Ok?

[granite mural]

Yeah online is at least a year after release

Or more

[crimson goblet]

is story gta5 even good, i only play online

[jovial beacon]

zazas cat @autumn ibex

[granite mural]

Who’s that?

[boreal basin]

i have a cat problem

[lavish flame]

peak

[lavish flame]

Is gta5 story good of course it is trust me man play the story u gon have a great time

[crimson goblet]

is it a solo game

[granite mural]

Really

[lavish flame]

yes

[granite mural]

?

[lavish flame]

And I’d even go for 100% completion but it’s a little tricky

I got it once and it felt amazing

[lavish flame]

i procrastinated on this

was too lazy to collect the alien parts and the scrap letters

And if u really wanna do the extra stuff go for the monkey spray paints all stunt jumps knife flights under the bridges joe )I think his name is) missions all that stuff

There’s extra missions and stuff after 100%

[crimson goblet]

did gta 5 online come after gta 5?

[lavish flame]

But I got 100% on my Xbox not on my PlayStation but I will soon

[lavish flame]

Ye

[crimson goblet]

how long

[lavish flame]

Idk

Like 2015 or something

you're about 10 years late buddy

[lavish flame]

Yeah

[acoustic cobalt]

batman theres no laws against lester

[lavish flame]

what

[lavish flame]

That’s when online came out

it came a week after the launch iirc

Really wow 1st October

did bro forget that gta online existed on ps3

[lavish flame]

No

[granite mural]

#1076309071755481168

[crimson goblet]

is the gta online on ps3 the same as the one right now

[lavish flame]

no

But u could still get it for ps3 even if it did come out ps4

They came out 2015 or later

gta online for ps3 is gone now

Yep

So now my Xbox 360 Just got story

[crimson goblet]

hopefully they console crossplay

[lavish flame]

Oh no gta will never be cross play

[crimson goblet]

why not

[lavish flame]

Rockstar doesn’t do cross play

that would break the game

[crimson goblet]

if it was on console only

[lavish flame]

Nah slukay I’m reporting u to mods

[crimson goblet]

IM SORRY

[lavish flame]

console lobbies with modders gonna be hell

[crimson goblet]

autocorrevt

i swear

[sacred bobcat]

lmfao

[lavish flame]

Pc gta6 won’t come out until like a year or so after gta6 releases

slukay how old are you

[crimson goblet]

i made bruh autocorrect to that

[lavish flame]

Only series x/s and ps5

[crimson goblet]

once

[lavish flame]

Bro stop lying it’s too late anyway

[crimson goblet]

bruh no use explainin it

ig

[lavish flame]

would be interesting to see reaction of people seeing gta 6 play out on 30 fps on a ps5

Ye

[sacred bobcat]

would i look cool if i mention every staff member for no reason?

[lavish flame]

no

[loud kiln]

Yes

[lavish flame]

Mods boutta mute u bro

U might even get a ban

[loud kiln]

Especially @lost schooner

[jovial beacon]

guys why is the gorilla bot messaging me?

[sacred bobcat]

lmao no

[jovial beacon]

It always messages me

[sacred bobcat]

,e

[loud kiln]

What do the messages say

[jovial beacon]

sending links from that website isn't allowed in GTA 5: TGG's Gorilla Gang! 😡

why is it angry

Like I didnt do a crime

[sacred bobcat]

cuz you sent links from that website

[jovial beacon]

Angry ass bot

[lavish flame]

@crimson goblet has been muted

Swear he like 10

[sacred bobcat]

what do you expect from a gorilla

[jovial beacon]

bitchass bullshit bot

[lavish flame]

Bananas tricks and monkey noises

Wait

[sacred bobcat]

lmao

[lavish flame]

Do gorrillas eat bananas

[sacred bobcat]

pretty sure

"Gorillas do not typically eat bananas in the wild because they are not native to their habitats. According to the search results, gorillas live in thick jungle environments where banana plants cannot grow. Therefore, most gorillas in the wild have never eaten or even seen a banana."

sad

[boreal basin]

Yes

I steal cats

[granite mural]

Uh

Where do u steal

https://tenor.com/view/thief-stealing-stole-cat-kidnapping-gif-13580660

[viscid haven]

Cats

[boreal basin]

If I hear someone has a cat

its going missing

[viscid haven]

I have a cat