#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Uh with the help of
Just weapons
Legitimately ?
Yes
Oh lol
Is your name Ali 
How u get that sticker
It's in this server
Like which server that from
Do you have any guns in stock @true hatch
Your nearest one probably does
Maybe gun laws strict here so idk if they have them
Eh, tbh no clue myself, not even american
These silly Americans with their imperial system

Ikr, it doesn't even make sense
True
12 Eagles equals prolly 37 burgers
True
Dm

Cunt

It’s called the “amendment rights”


Ok

Lol
comrade induub


Not again 
Well guess what?
chicken butt
induubitably was muted. | Gulag it is, traitor
damn thats crazy
how dare he be against the greatest system in the world
I don't support dictatorships 
But I do support Electri- actually no
it isn't
Don't wanna end up in jail again
I didn't get this position, position gave itself to me
Ah so you rigged the votes, I see
no comrade
Morning peopul
I've saved you from those pesky capitalists
Morning Locer
and now you act like this?
Ayo
Yes 

Morning indoobitebly
What a grateful person
ikr
we save him from that capitalist bullshit
and now he acts like this
Also Niek
I'm glad you haven't met one of my friends, coz I asked him what his dreamcar was
He said "2025 Tesla Roadster"
Finally after 4 restarts I can log into my computer
Lol
unscrew his head, and put a brain in it
then ask again
Lmao

Tbf tesla roadster is quick 
Still a piece of shit
Keep quiet
Niek resisting the urge to add Tesla to automod
I was just saying
Before Niek sends you to the gulag again @lavish flame
Uhoh
That sounds like a good idea

Just perma mute
Niek is punching air rn
Naaaah
How long before duub gets muted?
No idea
When he sees all this, probably 5 seconds?
I think until niek comes back
if even that long
Bruh
yeah he probably has something on his clipboard saved
like "?mute 274892611498541056 1d supporting child labour"
Induub losing his old join date with this one 🗣️
I second that
Teslas dealership are cute
Why did it take an hour
Hello awesome humans! Is there someone willing to help me get the R* Racing outfit. I can return the favour if so 🙂
Good morning everyone
Hey @bleak plover, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#☝lfg-info
Cuz its being weird asf
Yeah cuz installing anything 3rd party on IOS is a bitch
huh?
Fuck it I'm just gonna use sideloadly cuz AltStore being a bitch
Just get an android LOL
Already have one
Use that then
I need to sideload to beta test that icreate thing
Do you get to ban people personally
what is icreate
Ask in lfg other, not here
Yes
Geometry dash mod for iOS
That’s awesome
It probably did 😭
Apple never fails to disappoint
Wait it's actually working I think 🙏
Signing the app
Apple always fucking something up
ok
This anisette stuff is very weird at times lol
Indeed
lol
Jesus it must be such a bitch to update the IOS software
It’s millions of lines of code
yeah
I imagine it’s very hard to add onto that
You’re trying to use eternal to win an argument?
Must be really desperate
Forgot how slow sideloadly can be as well lmao

@small needle holy fuck it actually worked
You sideloaded it this time right?
Knowing apple you’ll go to bed and wake up tomorrow and it’ll be broken
Bruh
Yo how is everyone today
Good, what about you?
Good 👍
I see
Kinda
The glitch???
What do you mean by kinda?
Somewhat
That's not allowed to be talked about here.
So you r not from Pakistan?
Isn't it ?
I'm from India
Glitches aren't allowed here
Ohh Hindi?
Ya
No
Cut up anyone?
what
guys is the game working for you guys?
no
im pc and friends not showing up again
huh weird
yeah ur friend lists also not showing up?
overhearing my wife argue in cod rn
yeah
before they died flex seal fixed my parents marriage, truly a magnificant product 10/10
guys does the chat look darker💀
Tfym
i didnt even think about racism your mind is in the gutter bro 😭
nvm
What happened to helldivers 2 reviews
clifford went thru a goth phase i stole this joke
Damn that's wild
Where did racism come from 😭
I need help
Which NFS should I buy??
Need for speed unbound
Or need for speed heat
I can't decide
Haven't played those 2, so don't know
But for the newer titles which one do u think is better the cartoonish style or need for speed heat
I remember being so desperate for games like NFS and Forza horizon 3
Both of em are 85% on sale rn 😭
I can't decide but I'm buying one of em, I just can't choose
I watched tons of comparison vids, one is a cartoonish style and one is uh idk more realistic?
Need for speed unbound gives u Red bull wings LMFAO
😭
Back, I'd probably go for heat myself
It's like a going to the past cus unbound is a newer title but yeah tons of people said that heat is still better than unbound because unbound is like for those 4 year old kids that likes those cartoonish effect 😭
Tho the art style in unbound is unique
Ong
Aight I'm prob going for heat, I just need more opinions
Yeah, from what I've seen I'm not a huge fan of the art style of unbound
#🚔┃gta-discussion anyone 😭
🤓
damn
🤓
Shocker
i like teslas
cybertruck is the best vehicle ever commercially produced
Bullshit
🗣️ 🔊 🔥
bullshit
gotta be the gr supra (definitely not me being biased to myy own car)
nah cybertruck is better
:(
it has a fish bowl for one of the components
u cant beat that
also you cant wash the car in sunlight
what happens if u do??
does a black hole open
no it ruins the exoskeleton
Happy May the Forth Be With You ❤️
bro fumbled
Does anyone know what the odds of getting 3 pharaohs on the slot machine in the casino is?
0.0000001%
Insanely low. Almost not even worth the money to roll tbh
I can do any heist except fleeca
Use lfg
Oh well I bought 20k chips then got another 80k from horse races the popped on the slots snd when I had like 10k chips left I got the pharaohs
Lucky bastard
I was surprised honestly
I've tried, but failed horribly
But eh I profited 2.5 million
Haha, you go. Well done man, still stuck on the X2-prices instead of a jackpot
It's all luck and Rockstar doesn't like giving people free money
true, you should play for sharkcards instead of winning. That's their mentality.
Yep
If you gamble anywhere, you have to assume you’ve lost that money
If you gamble to try and make money that’s wrong
It's never a way to make money. It's a way to enjoy yourself while spending some cash in the hope it'll be returned in the end
No, you shouldn’t hope to get that money back
There's a little faith that once you've put in some cash, you'll be able to make some big numbers
You should always hope you'll get it back
Then you shouldn’t gamble
It'll never happen, but you should still hope
You gamble because you enjoy the games, not because you want to keep the money
That’s wrong
That's a difference between players. I've visited a casino with some money I was willing to lose, but still with the faith and hope it'll make me rich
I know it won't be the case and I will lose everything. But still, keeping faith is what makes it fun alongside the game itself
Any money that you take into the casino is gone
You can get some back, but that shouldn’t be your goal when you enter a casino
Is there a point in buying the toreador if I have the deluxo?
Did you see your boyfriend naked for the first time or smth cow?
I think you have a glandular problem with the size of your tongue
wilding
gato
gatito gatito
kitty kitty kitty
gatito gatito gatito
Are you fuckigg be serious
Good morning ppl
Hi
Even tho its 4.13 pm
Who are you?
Yes
mornin eternal
No
oh you edited it-
I have a gf

I bet cow is a nice bf
I wonder what would happen if cow had to cook for her
Nvm then
Perfect for each other
Good for her
❤️
Lmao
Swifties are nice people as long as you dont insult taylor swift
so it ought to be a nice relationship
Tf is a swiftie
Swifties always call my music taste dad rock
Eternal its fine
People who drive Swift car
I always get called grandpa whenever i show my playlist 
Show me ur playlist
Show
pink
yes
Nice
i think the newest song is from like 2002-2003
which was like recorded in the 90s
Nvm the newest is 2005
bro what songs are those
neevr heard of any of those
The clasics
😂
"Clasics" Classics

What if you were never born?
Classic rock and stuff
lol
Mate, that’s seriously bad
well same applies to yourself
Those are classics
Classics
yeah ik, but i really havent heard any of those

Yk what is classics?

Guys!!
wut
I got so bored
Wdym? That playlist is good
ok
I almost studied
Better then the rap everyone listens to nowadays
Is that you bubba?
No
can we ban eternal
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why isnt it working
footballs*
Everyone in my school plus every swiftie i show my playlist to calls me a grandpa and stuff
and my playlist dad rock
any of u guys still cant join friend's session or see the friend list?
these new gens smh
Why dad rock tho
i have no idea
The music taste of some ppl is just so boring
Eh you do you ig
songs i would consider dad rock are like heavily 80s produced songs
How can you listen to only 1 artist / genre?
true
Tf is that timezone 💀 I messaged that tmrw?
Get good and learn what the different processors are
true when considering its basically just slurs over a drum machine
I only listen to rock tbh
Too much work
But rock has so many different sub categories
W
What's Rock?
At least it isn't rap lol
bro these new gens
Are we talking about the admin?
Wtf you're just like 8 months older
i mean music wise
8 months seem to be enough then
Meh
And some country, like Jerry reed and waylon Jennings
Lmao
country seems a bit overhated
I prefer songs over music... But what's the difference?
This is the songs I have on yt
I feel like eternal has a boring music taste , rap only , swiftie , or just straight up radio music lol
first few songs of it are a mega W
I rarely listen to music
So my taste can't be that good
lately ive been listening to like well known bands/artists more underrated albums and songs
Wait you consider Imagine dragons as rock? @swift umbra
Nah, but I have some other stuff in there as well
i remember how popular imagine dragons were in like 2017
If you like Imagine dragons I could recommend you some songs , they're not exactly rock but still have a good drum or guitar sound to it
Finally also know how to play a full song on guitar
Just try the group "The Score"
Suggest me some movies to watch on Netflix
instead of just doing solos and certain parts
I don’t like them, just those songs
We're talking about music now eternal don't try to switch it up just cuz you can't follow 
Believer is such a good confidence builder
What did i even do 😭
Ok I'll leave
https://open.spotify.com/album/0XcNHzWiVE1RAQrQ4tvtOZ?si=iINK8i1jQd-xhrpF3UFziA if you guys are like into a radiohead type of sound try listening to this
didnt even realise the producer for that album was radiohead's producer
i like the snare
vocals got a modern sort of feel to it
I think that's what they want
yeah
Yes
Expected more tbh
lol
Lmao
i feel like it could do with some guitar work imo
but otherwise its pretty solid
They're mostly drums and here and there some guitar but if you listen to more songs of them you'll find mostly drums
Yeah next track of the ep already has a solid guitar riff to start it off
i like the ascending volume of it
You own the modded server right?
and the drums dont feel as overdone compared to the previous track
Born for this?
Was talking about glory
Ah you are the admin
Oh yeah that's also a pretty good one
Why?
pretty great songs so far
The champion has some more guitar in it
yeah
Thanks
could tell by the metal sort of riff at the beginning
I remember seeing that name somewhere, couldn't place where it was tho
You know a lot about music
oh okay
Niek the car nerd
stixz the music nerd
Ig cuz some mods see it as bullying?
jmappele gattito
I see
I should name myself that
St1xz (music nerd)
gotta put a number in there like ni3k
nah
woof
Reminds me of this
Morning people
Booking 5 am flights just to save them 1$ ✨✨
oh yeah i can sorta see why
Where are you goin?
u should listen to back in the ussr and helter skelter
Helter skelter is metal ish
@edgy mango imma send 2 songs (you probably know both) but I wanna know which intro you like more
I’ve never been a big Beatles fan tbh
not the classic metal with like lots of tom fills and heavily distorted guitar
Aight
YES
that’s what we’re talking about
oh yeah nieks been wanting me to learn that on electric guitar
ill listen to these when i finish with helter skelter
Okay now that I'm listening to them back to back "money for nothing" is better imo
Although "can't stop" is quite good aswell
This is kinda a hard one ngl
i mainly like intros if they got a good guitar riff to start it off
Both do
goated band
one of my favs
So true
New delhi
Is it nice?
Going there next month
have you heard of skindred?
Doesn't ring a bell no
Eh
Nice
Eh
ahh there pretty good kinda like reggae metal
You guys are real music heads
I'll check them out later today , thanks for the recommendation
guys I want to get 15 identical cats, then invite a guy over, if he asks how many cats i have, ill say "one but hes really fast"
anytime! hope you like them
i think this is the better one imo
Fair
@surreal geode whyd u pick ugly ch color as sotm 
It's not even the ch colour
what a ch color?
Community helper
xeno colourblind fr
It's ever so slightly different
very ugly color
sooooooooooooooo ur name color?
Fr
seems like the colour that would suit you
is that stinks?
you saying ch colour is ugly? 
Ch colour ain't that bad
smh
is that garbage muncher
it is fr 😭
Could be worse
amara... ur a cop killer
Nah my role is staff of the month and its a little similar to the ch role
like that time when mods changed color to yellow for like a day
before it was changed again
only few still remember when ch was orange
No xeno is
.-.
Can't imagine that was great
I hate you >:(
guys

guys I want to get 15 identical cats, then invite a guy over, if he asks how many cats i have, ill say "one but hes really fast"
whatd I do to bro

Smart
smart thinking fr
ikr
Insulted a ch color 
can you change the colour of CH to the same as giveaway god? i like that colour 
coz its an ugly color
Its pretty nice
its alrighttt
uh I prolly can but rock would murder me, if yall want it changed though yall can just all discuss, find a color that is available and well change it
xeno should be ch only 
u should not even be member 
Appartment elite colors when
thank you 
too bad
is that even a role already? 
yes
Check my roles
no worries 

Only reason i got them
huh
im getting bullied'-'
Shit, beat me to it
im changing that shit rn
U CURSED
im calling om
mom*
ill try


im colorblind mb
well im sound blind
google says theres 80+ shades of blue so you both probs wrong
@boreal arrow I love british planes

Bro
HAHA
Can you put it above some roles
Say no xeno
amara or Mr. Le_Xeno
Wait nvm, just remove ex staff for me
can i have monkeys role?
Thats for like tggs irl friends
amara or Mr. Le_Xeno, May i be in monkeys role?
u need to be tggs irl friend for that silly
also ur role has the color u asked for
can i have some funny role ?
Nyuh uh
ill give u admin role fr
he cant
give him the role
he wont guys
I dont think mods can give roles higher than them
give me boobies role imo
They cant
lol
He could make you a mod tho
i want that to
give him the one starting with S
Thanks
Can you remove ex staff
That sounds like a good one
best role
Fr
I had a very similar purple before ch
nice
@lost schooner remove ex staff, halloween role, and the bronze poop role
Id have to remove halloween role and bronze gorilla too
Can u do ?note @loud kiln has halloween role, ex staff, innovator
So that mods know when i get them back
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cQIbDqCZrHknxlDUjRHZ0?si=97b4e98a8dd541dc what do you guys think about this song?
i mean its aight like
nvm
i like it
yh was alr doing that
W @lost schooner

I think im the only one who has this role
now doomsday elite challenge needs a colour
niek has it also
he gave himself it tho
true
What doesn't Niek have?
the role
motm
I actually did all elites
Man of the match
He'd prolly just give it to himself anyway
Lmao
i only play gta 6
surely there are some more roles i can obtain
I warned you bro
Ye ni3k doesnt have staff of the month
pancake god
Dont feel like grinding bots
Fun fact- it takes 18 messages to send the entirety of the Bee Movie script. who knew.
yhh they made it much harder to
top 10 most useless facts
100% gta story to get that role
oh you have that
Yeah lol
ohw do i optain this`?
how do you get the cop killer one?
Just anything that doesent require GTA or bots
Kill 5000 cops I think
you 100% the story
in online?
U can check role info
nvmmmmmm
Yes
thanks
Story mode would be too easy
true
oh
How is it easier
what=
Cheat codes
Plus character abilities
Plus i think director mode as well
thats a wild track name
guys is it legal to eat an ostrich
but not its eggs
welp im goin to jail
is it more illagal if it was alive?
wtf
bc then im going to jail longer
bro what
forgot how big ostrich eggs are lol
yep lmao imagine making a boiled egg with that
feed a family of 5
iv killed 378 cops i have a long way to go
ive killed 12904
i played on xbox at first alot more then pc
pc account i didnt do alot got bored of it ngl
Just hide in a khanjali ez
guys
the tank?
guys if i curse will u ban or mute me?
Agro cops in a kuruma and when u get to like 4-5 stars hide in a khanjali and just keep shooting
Yeah either that or an avenger with multiple missle stations
Anyone having trouble inviting friends in GTA Online?
Heard theres been some issues with that
bet ill try it!
sounds good
hm
Happy birthday @loud kiln
My issue have been fixed. All I did was to open R* Game Launcher manually, sign in my RSC account and launch the game using R* game launcher.
Thats good
@simple iron happy birthday
Is it his birthday or U just joking?
Oh
@simple iron happy birthday !
Bro never responded
My birthdays next month 
happy birthday in advance 
actually in how many days is ur birthday
Thanks 
My birthday is in 24 days
Still quite a while aha 21st june
Whats a birthday
The day you was brought into the world
damn
Something that you missed
?remindme 48d wish lilbadatrap happy bday
I couldn't figure out when you want to be reminded. Please try again.

lmao
its too long to set a reminder
google calendar
Its okay! Aha
?remindme 24d wish gx137 happy birthday
I couldn't figure out when you want to be reminded. Please try again.
Thanks anyways 
ill try my best to remember
It's ok even if you don't remember
Imagine if someones birthday is 364 days away
ill try to remember
Xeno is a friendly racoon
He's also a fat one
Imagine a yoga ball
Now imagine a raccoon as round as a yoga ball
imagine that round raccoon on a couch
with a fridge next to the couch
that's xeno
Friendly unless you eat in his presence or call him fat
Nah bro don't do him dirty
did @surreal geode pay yall to say this

?
No I saw you on the couch yesterday

I'm sure he did
also maybe
whos couch
@jaunty solar
Oh no
You were too big to walk
Amara needed a forklift
Nah bro xeno is straight i can confirm that
@lost schooner 
exceptttt
I think you are confusing me with @near patrol
I never get confused
Friendly fat racoon
(terms and conditions apply)
no that's your seventh chin
That is wild
Ill stop being mean now
Thought he had way more than that
good coz I was boutta cry
ill stop later actually
he does
Good
Now go take a shower

Had one earlier today
red_the_bean_lord has been warned. || very very very harsh rule breaking (69)
Cry! Now!

fr, we can smell him
ban bro for point limit 🗣️
This is perjury
Sounds like smth a guilty person would say
No
I demand from lord bust himself a retrial
@lordbust
Unhand me this instant, you scallywag
he not here
no I shallnt, you shall face your time you rapscallion
Runneth thy pockets
Xeno is making a waterfall as we speak
empty the compartments of thy pantaloons 🗣️
mb bro I wont come near ur mom again 😭 🙏
yeah he's peeing himself
Nah
Thanks
Good cuz she got animal control on standby
take a look in secret chat
Turneth out thine pantaloon compartments
Happy birthday bro
No acces dumby
you have the role? 🤨
🤺

He doesn't
Nooo
ahem
ehem
Than kyou
My mill grinds
Pepper and spice
Your mill grinds
Rats and mice
Your welcome

lemme cook wait
My hand picks
Only what grows
Your hand picks
Only your nose
🥶
Ah, verily, behold the rotund figure, a sight to astound,
A corpulent form that doth leave gravity bound.
Thy silhouette, akin to a mountain's grand mound,
Yet alas, such girth, dost thou carry around.
Ohhhhhh
Waiting for a response
My grain tastes
Delightful
Your grain tastes
Very frightful
You smell
With your nose
I smell
Your dirty clothes
My mother cooks
Very nice buns
Your mother cooks
Because you're rotund






