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Friday night i got home at 4am, woke up at 11, had tompoes and oranjebitter, went to Amsterdam and ate turks and beer the whole day
bud living the life
Celebrating kings day
whats that
Thatās not healthy š šš
Kings birthday
lol,you are still quote on quote "subjects"
King doesnāt have any power here tho
Only reason we have him is so we have a day off on his birthday and drink alcohol the entire day
Lol
And for dealing with other country relations
But thatās it
"quote, unquote" is a phrase we use when Speaking as Typing has " "
Oh and breaking rules during COVID
Remember this @loud kiln?
same as britain
but they got limited power
Ours has none
He canāt make laws or have say in them
Then why have a king?
Ceremonial and outside relations
he be living life like a king thats what matters
The king deals with outside business, like maintaining trade relations
Easier to know who to talk to too
Sounds like a good idea
Someone with no power dealing with relations like a normal citizen, he ought to know all the people problems then :D
Quite a while ago I see
No he doesnāt šš¤£

doesn't the royal family receives a percentage of tax?
Aka a lousy rich dude who doesnāt do much
They pay nothing
Like a glorified speaker?
You could say that
Thats actually pretty bad now-
Yh lol
But we get a free day off every time itās his birthday so I aināt complaining
It was so damn stupid š
If He was part of normal civilization and made relations on trade and such it would be a pretty good idea
Because he literally would know what the people need
He only does the latter
Oh and wave to people
Donāt forget that
They literally kiss babies, they're so in touch with the people
Well he also shakes hands
A leader basically just translates for his people when you think about it.
Isnt that biden? (joke for legal reasons)
Thatās any leader
Us Commonwealth scum just want our babies kissed by old men
Atleast he knows he has people ig
Itās better then having Stalin or hitler thatās for sure
Mentioned Hitler aye
Built different. 
Is it a bad word?
hmmm

yo
It's a Surname
Have you ever heard of Adolf Hitler Uunona
what u guys arguring bout?
The king
Jesus is king.
Nah right now its Willem-Alexander in the netherlands
And king charles in the uk
well if its that kinda kin
king*
idrc bc every country has a diff king or queen or just none
how?
Typical Christian behaviour

but yh i kinda do hate some of them
Thats just.. sad
Typical TGG fan behaviour
Nah its sad that "Jesus is king" And then they have that in the status
Kinda contradictory
bro where did ur life go?


you better change that now
u gotta scroll that hard
Fr
(car nerd) why?
Cant be saying jesus is king with that
well if you don't want to do it, that's fine
cant ppl take a lil joke?
but then you'll be muted and get a few points
Wdym
It's funny, until it's not.
oh its a joke? bet lmfao (sarcasm)
yes faggio
mass genocide isn't a joke
it was one of the most horrible events ever in human history
so it aint an intern joke with my friend flying fishy?
+1 (I second that)
saying you hate a whole race isn't racism, it's just a joke guys
Racism doesn't exist smh
Yuhh
exept when they try to agro alot on me for walking past their car (yes this is true)
Y'all look like little pictures on a screen anyway
._:
yo raccoooon
what point are you trying to prove by replying to that message
are you that ignorant or are you just playing dumb

wild
I'll never understand the people in this server
This is Top of the GTA Class right there.
cannot be real
true
wdym?
Makes @deep hull look like a genius
i aint following
ofc you aren't
: šÆ
critical thinking isn't your strong suit evidently
He went to GTA High.
got home schooled by Jimmy DeSanta
Yup š¤£
Dm
Genius is 160+ IQ. Actually a pretty hard to reach score.
you must be heavily drunk
I tried cows food, I think I lost two thirds of my brain
Day
Time
do u guys still play gta alot?
Complete the sentence
afternoon
I mean its a gta 5 server isnt it
ye true
Are u on pc ?
jep
Then we canāt playš„²
that makes sense
he's on a one day vacation
Cunt
gta should fix that
Good game
Hope he has a good time
Ggs
was up
Bruh I gambled 500k in gta yesterday and lost almost everythingšš
99% of gamblers quit before their big win
I got some big wins but the dumbass I am I didnāt save littlebit of itš
Btw guys if your Norwegian š³š“ me and my friends wold love to if you joined our crew just dm me
you can promote your crew in #šāgta-crew-promotions
yea mods ban this guy for being racist
Good morning
do it you wont
O right I forgot
i said gg because it means good game
The problem is that I am not level 5ā¦
The solution is... chat..
I second that
Imagine being a cat
just meow meow meow zzzz all day
That sounds cool eh
Just meow meow meow all day is very cool
is bro in bali
Why my phone is hot ASF im only watching YouTube
Cause its being over worked and under charged
So sad my 2 mil delivery in nightclub just blew up by some Modder
I'll never going to public ever again
Damn thats sad
especially if you know that griefing is common
like clearly you're aware of the risks and still took it
so you can't complain
Risk it for the biscuit
But, in this case
True eternal
yeah or lose it all
Nice words
Guy took the risk... Lost it all
like griefing is the one thing where I'll victim blame everyday
I risk for the additional % per player man
What do you think, gta 6 will have modders like 5 ?
Or they'll change it
yes obviously
It took like 12 years to make it...
????? lmaoooo
rockstar too lazy to dp that
They have to do something about it
what phone
nope, it didn't take 12 years to make it
My phone
it took 12 years to announce a trailer
That's 13
They've been making it
Even for the trailer
apple or android
They took a good amount of time
it could've started development in late 2020 as far as we know
gta games are perfect
because we don't know shit
you're delusional
:D
perfection takes time
..
@lavish flame
name a better open world game
online is the worst game in existence
minecraft boring as hell
ffs
and the only reason why they're successful is because their competition keeps shooting themselves in the foot
Vanilla yes, Modded nah
i played it for 1 and a half years
I'm Okay being grief by a player not a modder. You can't really do anything about it
I have a porn addiction and I've never seen more dickriding than this š
don't hate the player hate the game
wtf
Ok I've been playing on and off since 2011
š± š± š± š± š± š±
Wtf
Minecraft is better than gta in the long run
GTFO
if you think that minecraft is boring you missed the point of the game and need someone to tell you what to do
Gta has a better story, but minecraft is a game where there are limitless possibilities
gtas story is ass though fym
Annis Raglan
The content is different in every world compared to one story on gta
there's no depth like at all
it is frustrating when some modder destroys your cargo and you cant do nothing about it
yeah no shit
We have choice though as a player. Why Mod Is there any fun doing that?
yes
lol
if you're still mad about modders in gta go play something else
mostly some chinese player is 100 percent gonna blow your cargo up
They arent chinese lmao just chinese names
like for example my summer car is a way better open world game imo

and you won't know about it because you've been fed triple a slop your whole life
Point is, there are way better games out there. But gta is nice in the short run
In the long run the content becomes stale
i mostly enter chinese lobbies, i dont know why they be speaking chinese using alphabets
hi
"I entered chinese lobbies, why are the modders I meet chinese"
go to Chinese lobby
people speaking Chinese
get mad
American spotted
sorry how can i explain it, i cant comprehend how to type this in english
- the US and China are not too far apart
- VPNs exist
I see mb
wait where you from
india
You are clearly one of them lol
you mean they type in Chinese in the Latin alphabet which you use to type in English?
like the characters were using rn
nope I don't even play the game anymore
and I never modded
i mean, whenever i join online session it is mostly chinese or korean people in them, i can find some turkish and european people in the lobby but its mostly them
and they be 100 percent be using mods and try to go after your cargo
So obviously the modders you meet are gonna be chinese
yeah that makes sense because central Africa and South west Asia probably doesn't have many servers and players
there's modders everywhere
Ye
thats the beauty of gta 5 lol
yep and exactly why I quit that shitty excuse of a game
Or delete the game 
like honestly play something else
gta isn't worth it
if you hardcore grind you're already not having fun
because playing the same heists and jobs over and over for bad pay of a currency that's already worthless is just pointless
Android
i stopped playing in public sessions because i be getting griefed which results in loss of cargo
What rank is TGG's Gorilla Gang on the crews leaderboard?
If you play in private sessions you gotta ask yourself "Why do I play gta 'online'"
Question
Toreadors arenāt supposed to have extra armor beyond the base game default options, right?
Hm lemme check
to collect as much money as possible and blow them all on cars
.
And any chance to bump up the member count on the social club crew?
Was trying to join in the other day, says full
like play something fun
Just collecting cars nowadays
what is tgg's crew colour
Social club crews are capped at 1000
I've gained like 10 kilos since December
which is like 25 pounds
I'm getting stronger everyday and I feel good about myself
go to the gym
whatever i do i dont lose or gain weight, i am forever 85 kgs at 5ft 11inches
It just has the normal ls armor
20% 40% 60 80 and 100
because you'll realize that whatever bothers you in life you can change
not forever
Cause Iāve seen that one guy annihilating everyone and everything in a lobby and people around couldnāt collectively take him out
progress takes a lot of time
Mods perchance?
Agree
Gotta put in the efforts yk
like if you want to lose weight you eat in a 300 calorie deficit or eat the same and move more
i been going to the gym since 4 months
Gta players talking about fitness? no way
Yeah my immediate thought was whether modders figured out how to bring pc grade mayhem to current console version
like do something that elevates your heart rate
Hopefully not
what do you do in the gym
what are you goals
I've increased my bench by 20 kilos in 4 months
to be skinny but somewhat muscular
Its about time it spread so yea, probably
and what do you do to achieve that
10 reps of 5kg dumbles everyday
What is youre age bro. Seems like your gaming era is ending lol
pretty much, I'm 18 so about time
do you feel tired at the end of it? what kind of movements do you do
It's about time..
if you just curl the dumbells everyday without changing the weight you aren't making your muscles adapt
i get muscle fatigue sometimes
I wonder if you can merge a toreador with something that has armor plating and keep the armor plating on
Havenāt seen anything similar again like ever
and do you have like an actual gym or just dumbells because based on that you can do different plans
i run 2kms everyday
Otherwise itād be a total hellscape like things are on pc
do you just do 1 set of 10 repetitions of 5 kilo everyday?
Also Iām pretty sure you can do gaming and still be fit even past 18
yep for each hand
I mean yeah but like
idk gaming isn't that fun anymore
Gaming is always that way
i got few months left, i should be quitting soon i guess
Things go stale, then a surprise new game
I mean this in a friendly way, I'm just trying to help and that's not effective at all
I mean
Then you suddenly get the urge to replay something from years back
you're going to grow your biceps obviously
And the cycle continues
same
but you definitely aren't going to failure or close to it, you don't progressively overload it and you aren't giving yourself rest time
when i tried to quit pubg mobile, but i grew out of it'
I have 10 mil what should i buy
The yacht
never tell yourself that you should do something just because someone tells you you should
i try to increase then i get muscle fatigue the next day
like if you enjoy games then play them
@fervent ether what is your weight and height
what do you mean by muscle fatigue, like they feel sore or weaker?
63 kilo 180cm
so around your height but maybe 20 something kilo less
i feel sore, and it hurts to even do a single rep
- do you eat a lot of protein
- do you sleep at least 7 hours a day
- do you do any other exercises
because you're definitely overworking the shit out of your bicep
at your weight you should be eating around 175 grams of protein a day I believe
maybe less
not sure about that, i drink milk with some whey protien
i dont got many options i am vegitarian'
like extra whey protein in a powder?
yep
peanuts, eggs probably some other things too
no eggs
why not.
Most certainly go see a nutritionist for proper diet options, then go find a trainer at a local gym to give you customized exercise regiment

because vegetarian just means no meat, vegan is no animal products but then you can't have milk or whey protein
because whey protein comes from well dairy
Sounds like youāre doing the vegan thing wrong too probably
so it's an animal product
also never do keto
green vegitables
So you need to get supplements instead
Probably some other stuff beyond my comprehension
But definitely go see someone about it
i dont have a diet plan, i mostly eat what my mom prepares for me
the thing is about the exercises is that bicep curls isolate one muscle group
so they are just going to maybe make 30% of your arm bigger
and if you do them everyday you're just destroying your muscle
it needs like 2-3 days to regenerate
@fervent ether where r u from
Poland bro
i took a waaalk to poland
lmao
True
generally for exercises
to build most of the muscles you need
the holy trinity are bench press, squat and deadlift
deadlifts have the problem of being very bad for your spine and injury prone
romanian deadlifts which is a variation in which the repetition starts at the top of the movement are safer and build the same muscle group
people be using steriods here without any prescription, for easy gains
yeah
I think tren is very easy to get in Thailand iirc
probably other Asian countries too
i dont know but people who use steriods be looking a bit wierd
feed yo cat vegemite and record his reaction
yeah that's because steroids are a cheat code
they make your muscles grow insanely quick insanely big
like sam sulek got boobs I wanna just blblblblbl

Cats gonna eat your fingers
yeah lol
we all know it tastes like shit lol
but you know just try to do
3 times a day
or sorry ni
week
3 times a week you do day 1 bench pressing 3 sets of 6-8 repetitions
and your last one has to move really slow
like that you can barely do it
Tastes good with toast
imma screenshot this
Who can give me an division acc on pc I need it
shut the fuck up
No
get a job
give me money for it then sure
hell no
Calm down fam
Thass what I meant
you can buy it off stean
imagine going to a general chat and begging
Womp womp
sorry i dont play division, i claimed refund on it
you're the one begging for a 10 dollar game or some shit
like get a job š

Im 14
Both of you chill
or go back to school it's past your bedtime
Thats the worst thing you can say rn
go study
get them tiny hands to work
Both of you chill man cmon
Bro really arguing with a 14 year old
help your mom clean the house
...
Damānā
start working out
U have tow dads
Bro calm down š
find a hobby
lol
sorry if i went too far @rancid lion
yeah at least my parents love me
Cap š§¢
Man dw, no one is gonna give you an account here, try Somewhere else
@boreal basin mod ping time?
It might be time if they escalate it
Im here for an exchange I already have one on xbox
I can't be getting into arguments again I'm basically on parole
got a 4 point limit
gambling is the best way to get money in online rigth?
good boy
We dont buy/trade accounts here.
@boreal basin bro how come you always online
Stop it.
alright blocked bye bye
How bro felt 

Cause im faggio
when can u get the faggios again
anyways
Go play outside
back to the more important topics
Dummahhh
Stop fighting over it
do you have a gym available? @verbal horizon
yep, but i got dumbells at home plus i was excercising at home

but i think i should join a gym, so i get access to more equipment
and you can probably try either pec flys for chest
and bent over rows for the back
you could, it can be scary at first thoufh
but there's really not much to be scared of
everyone is usually very friendly and positive
Hello š
Ello
and it's a good place to make friends
How r u bro š«
"I Dont Know"
Good, wbu
š¤
if you get access to a big gym you can introduce isolation exercises as well
like you can make an actual split
Stressful week šŖš«
@swift umbra What were you typing 
damn you got so much knowledge, you look like an enthusiast
without equipment you can try calisthenics but it's usually better for going from skinny to muscular
what?
I'm just autistic as fuck
like unironically
I prob pressed spacebar on accident then I think
damn
you a car nerd
name 10 cars
Somebody live stream in the server i wanna watch gameplay
it will take so long i might die
Car..
perfection dosent need evolution
thank you!

homie got a mustang before i do
I like british cars 
Someone deleted my Pedro Pedro..
Sexy
can i get a aston martin db

jdm be getting over rated and shit
same cars from 30 years ago, people be tuning nuts out of
You can hear that supercharged v8 comming from a mile
not really overrated just oversaturated
because it became a basic choice
like everyone knows what a supra or an r34 or a miata is
so it's not as cool to like them anymore
but they're still great cars
wait nix u also play gd???
Gay guy I think
im more autism than u @fervent ether
tf
oh boy here we go
nah I'd win
to answer the question
I am non binary
probably gender fluid
thanks

You'll soon join him
Yep
and youre not unfortunately
+1
I like how eternal just agrees with his ban threats
sup
Hello robo
Wassup robo
AYE ROBO
nice pfp
hiii
Yall doing well?
i have an iq of 9
Ye, wbu?
Supway surfer?
yeah, wbu?
Same as eternal
Not subway surfer
thats 9 more than eternal!
Eternal has an iq?
Yeah, just grinding out mwz camos
whatd eternal do?
robo was being kind

I see I see
Yeah what about you?

i would be a bit more truthful but then id literally be what my nickname is
Doing alright
if eternal is so hated why is he member of the month
We felt bad for him
bruh lmao
Just remove it then
How's your fiancƩe
He is a cool guy
It's going off in a few days anyways
but whatd the dude do
Just got banned for posting something stupid...
And well
Sheās got her finals in two weeks and a presentation on Tuesday. Sheās stressing lol
Some trolls
Nahā¦
Did you know im worlds best member here
She will ace it
Worlds best ex mod

I keep telling her that
That too
Proof me wrong
Your sentence had enough proof
Good luck to her

Is she doing a group presentation or a solo presentation
Solo
got my pork ribs š„

I missed out on the emoji competition, but from what I can see yall were fucking awful this time around
Oh I hate solo presentations
I've got a friend doing a presentation next Friday
haram
Bonita
You're a Muslim
no
And you have a porn addiction you said
I'm atheist
LMAO
I only did group during uni and one was great the other was an actual nightmare
I see
Eternal is cooking
#š®āfood-flex message heres a pic of the ribs along with some veggies
didnt you search up r34 once šš
Looks good
that shit look like the battle pass
is that fucking lean squid
I didn't know what that shit was
Eternal was doing it for educational purposes
This is me after cow didnt cook for me for a whole month
I have a chapter
easy on the chugging you're supposed to sip it
naw
that's not even funny that's just mental illness
It's a pain in the ass getting 20 year olds to actually do their part
I'd know I am severely
Nah we full send it
"your lean tastes kinda funky"
"that's dxm"
how to die
real
My good group were great. We met every Monday and did a couple hours out a day. We ended up going to London to fuck about at a bar after we did our final presentation, the other one was a fucking slog and we met once and did the rest on Microsoft teams
That's basically my co workers when we got a presentation to make 
um
a lapse in jusgement
A big lapse
pls no ban I apologize
what the spruce
Iām just glad I had at least one good experience. We had some groups who didnāt even get a final presentation submitted
Cant believe im playing gtao again lol
What was your final grade for that module or course
for that image
hell naw
95/100 and 87/100
play with me 
@deep hull you appearing for NEET
Politics and international relations is very easy lol
Still a bit more years to go
Im in 10th rn
I'll prolly go for jee
Not neet
Hmmm
nice
If I had to choose between jee or neet, I'll go jee
nice
Wbu?
I was going to do law and criminology but I ended up doing business and finance
i chose arts
Why the change up?
prolly try to get a phd
I see
If I was going to pursue a career in law that meant spending 4 years in uni and I don't wanna do that
so summer vacations i guess
Ya, started like 3 days ago
I got holiday hw tho
i been there bro
Fair play.
oops
i just did 12th
Good morning yall
Now I look back at uni i wish i did a business course or some sort of capital and financial course
Yeah. How many years of uni did you have?
3
America Iām already in here š
i mean british broadcasting channel
good evening
Iām not talking about the British Broadcasting channel

I canāt say the actual meaning because i will get banned
How are you man?
big black cock
Anyone from IND
wut
@past marsh still play apex?
A.Limbean is AFK: Sleeping, bother @boreal arrow - 6 hours ago
Boy aint no way
Iām good, ready to sleep and ready to start another week
š
How about you?
what
Same man Iām chilling, getting ready to clean and get myself ready for the day
Yup good to know
Imma dip, gonna clean the flat a bit before the week starts again. Take care chat
You actually said it thatās whyās i said
have fun
You too mane
Sup guys
lmao
Hey there
Suggest me some things i got 56m in my account
Kosatka
Mc
Maze bank
Agency
I have it
Penthouse
bro can buy everything why does he need suggestions
Thats a waste of money
You want to waste money
No
it's cool though
I want to have some fun
Iām mad I canāt even trade my nightclub in
Ima buy Luxor deluxe š
what do you mean trade, are you trying to buy a different nightclub
I got a question
Are u a better doctor than doctor dre?
Yessiree
most definitely
try selling the warehouse first
Okay bet Imma hop back on gta
The community š
XD
im pretty sure you can only trade it if it's empty
Yeah because i sold my goods got $1.7 mil, then soon as I tried to buy another night club i couldnāt even do it because i instantly gained $29,500 back
lol, lmao even
Go to #šroles and get your console, then ask in lfg channels
Yes man
hello
Thatās what i got confused i was like wtf
HI everybody
What up mane
what's up my racially appropriate name for acquaintance
n word bypass

Oka
whats up my racial dark skinned friend
Ayo

I gonna hit my keyboard because space is broken
ok
do you need some space
are you losing control
Yes
I have returned from my 12 hour mute from a ā9/11 jokeā when it was a Porsche 9/11
Farm
Welo
Welow
GTR your thoughts
The porsche?
I like the nissan gtr, pretty iconic car
Speaking of which the the elgy r8 is based on a GTR in gta online
Yeah I agree
I spent all my money at Simonās yesterday I had 1.5 million and spent 800k
I have a minor car addiction
Hi
I donāt wanna get muted again lol
Hi
need help?
Im on ps4, professional
Where did you come from
Rank 170+
Türkiye
I Xbox no cross play remember
Hi
š¢
Play station and Xbox no cross player never have been
Same
Hi
Wassup chef
youāre on ps4
I need money
I am broke
Freaking broke
Only 900,000 chilling in my fking account
Nope im pc
dm
Why do you like dming so much 
Feet pics
He needs the cash
HUH
yo guyssssss


What's up
I thought they knew
Cute




@simple iron How much for it


799 plus shipping

How are you shipping it

He's personally delivering it to you


Do you now... So I have to pay for the flight?
Yes it will cost 5k

...Can I get a discount?
tried to made pizza ran out of sauce so had to use jam


it tastes good
Can we ban cow

