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Special characters in your name i think
and some bacon
Bacon
At that point it's not a cheese burger
It's a bacon cheese burger
here we just call it a cheese burger with bacon
Are we making the Wendy baconatpr
Bacon cheese burger
so still a cheese burger aha
No a bacon cheese burger and a cheese burger are different
That's just the badonator from wendys
not here one just has bacon on it
still is a cheese burger
adding bacon here is like adding lettuce
@boreal arrow is that even allowed?
Nu uh
you gonna call it a lettuce cheese burger?
Now we eat it the dark right @deep hull
yh uhhh
Banned
Hello chat
We eat the burger in the dark
i love me a burger
👎
Baconators are unbelievably mid
Eternal is so dumb hr don't understand
That's not very nice
Run my 1's
this looks like it would kill me and id still eat 2
If it u have been here it's true
Run my 1's lil man
you a stripper?
?
It means fight me
Yo
Why we fighting
sounds more like your asking for one dolla bills
Because you talking shit about people
Stop crying guys 🤓
U never seen him in action
No arguments in chat guys 🤓
Run my 1's unless you scared
Erm ok pal
aint no one gonna give you 1s ya hoe
go to a strip joint
He’s jorking it to the gta strippers as we speak
Shut up before I stomp you into the ground next
true
He’s gonna make you bite the curb be careful pal
🤓
death threat!?
No 😐
How you gonna spin that as a death threat
@steady sand go back to playing gta lil boy
Shut your mouth
you said you would stomp him into the ground
😐
Please take a shower immediately
Alr fatneck
nope
Yes that
i suggested that sticker !!!
Keep running your mouth istg
I bet you suck at gta
womp womp
He’s getting griefed by a Mk2
Bro replies with the speed of light
Buddy you and your bf are too scared to fight me
Id stfu
He’s putting his anger out into this infant brother and his mother
why you so mad thoo
Buddy you and your bf are too scared to fight me
I quit playing ages ago but I know I would shit on you ong
Joins the server, gets mad at everyone
You guys have been talking shit about eternal 😐, I think it's cringe you need to talk shit when people aren't here
i just got home man
And is eternal your boyfriend or something
Nope
Oh we got a tryhard in here
I just think its cringe you gonna talk shit without him being there to defend himself
@steady sand found you on the internet
what are you even talking about? i wasnt involved in this altercation and you came at me
Multiple of you said he's dumb
When he wasn't even in chat
are they wrong?
There's proof, so...
he is dumb its a on going joke in this server
Why you meatriding
he trolls so we calll him dumb
true
He is NOT giving you the glub glub
theres like little to get so worked up about
I have no personal issue with you or @edgy mango and @tribal zenith
Its the original guy
lol

Stop crying
They’re bantering to each other
Stop the riding
negan has been beat
Meat monster
very moving time in the walking dead
Walking dead is beyond ass
in your opinion yh sure
eternal the type of guy to plug an electric guitar into a bass amp
Whatever you say pal 🤓
this is like my 4th time watching it through so yk i like it
What’s wrong with you
chill my dude gotta not take things to heart so much on discord
Nah man
its a good series mann
No
You guys have been throwing insults this entire time
Can you stop crying
Then all of a sudden it's "don't take it seriously"
Ok buddy
Can you all stop this beef now
Go cry me a river
Erm ok pal
Sure
Thank you
its discord bro i was quite sensitive when i first joined dont worry you will learn to not be so serious on discord
Wait what was your last discord username
always been lilbadatrap
I think I’ve got messages with you on my deleted account
what was your name?
They made fn sex real
i joined here in 2020 but left for a little while
I’m known as soldier usually
Why😭
hmm i have messages with someone called onemansoldier
Not me
Look at the deleted users
Cause all 3 of my old accounts were taken down by discord
lmaoo discord beef aint real just two over weight guys on the internet going back and forth
Overweight?
I use to instigate it
Everytime they’d argue I would make it worse
Eat this for good protein
Octopus pussy
looks tasty ngl
i started gym last week but my diet is still ass
find it so hard getting into new foods
and routine
@loud kiln what was your old user
MaMajjt135 or abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Mfs banned me twice
Idk someone had the same pfp as that ages ago
I’ve been banned from this server like 6 times on god
This is my very last chance too
I mean by discord
Discord I’ve had like 4 accounts deleted
Gay
2 actually existed here
Nvm
I love you
Us
Hes mine
What the heit😱
I wont u
Wtf am i
ion want it anyway
They made fortnite sex real
fortnite needs sex. I am an 13 year old boy who often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. fortnite sex could help me have real sex please epic games give me sex I am very lonely please epic games what must I do to see Ariel assault trooper have their black round cheeks clapped by agent peely like damn give me upvotes and awards so fortnite sex is made real.
He sends this basically every day
deluxo or toreador 😁
Toreador
I dont
Torador because opressor mk2 is better but the torador is a submersible (the best)
You kind of do
Mind you, its cheaper as well
free vbucks or gta6 🤔🤔
Gta 6
GTA 6
Well fortnite is cringe but I only have a ps4
Would u rather have $50 irl or $5,000 worth of sharkcards money in gta
GTA6 or black ops 2 remaster? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Are we talking multiplayer remaster or zombies and campaign too
I mean bo2 was my first cod
All of it
😁👍
I have a ps4 
yo how do i change my ps4 role i dont play on ps4 anymore
thx
Just click it again
It worked
ayyy
New to ps5?
yeah its only been 3 months
On ur ps4 give me all ur cars and money
lmfao i would but im using the same acc
L
So u kept everything
What games do you play
everything
U own a hackouchu drag
no idea what that is haha
Get it it's a bike with hsw
ill take ur word for it sounds powerfull
Fastest non boosted vehicle on new gen
daymn
I bought my ps5 for Spider-Man 2
And then I got gta for like 5 bucks
i bought it for gta 6 whenever it comes out
yeah tru r* is leaving old gen behind though i think its too early for allat

Cmon you gotta side with me
Yeah I think I’m gonna get it for ps5 too instead of waiting for the pc port
yeah you gotta its worth it

am bored
real
I hope so, this game has been highly talked about for years and if they mess it up, it’ll be a huge disappointment to everyone
I think it's possible to add them and we know they exist Hao defuses the bomb I'm the Duggan robbery and one of the races is sponsored by the billboard
h i
To add to this we go the garage u start hsw in

Woah I'm 8th
Just below you lmao
lol
I'm surprised I'm even on the top 10
I don't see eternal on there 
Good 
Ngl this server took a small nose dive this month lol
You wanna reclaim your motm?
Nah
I'm good
Every server has its ups and downs
lol
Let me check up on the server I used to be active in
atleast eternal is not there
You are my inspiration
Dutch begs to differ on twitter
I mean he is not that active anymore
Wym
Glad hes gone
In terms of like the server itself
What about tgg
tgg idk
He talks like this in vc🤓
Real
Have u heard him talk
Is he still getting good views
yes multiple times
I remember hearing him speak the first time
Idk
No one watches him
I don't even watch him
I watch him
XD
What happened
He knew we ban for that stuff even if it was a joke yet he fell for it 
he literally sings the stinky stick "song" at work
Can you make your own logo in gta about crew?
And if so, how?
Luckily u dont ban for fortnite sex
Idk that
We don't but you still got banned 
He admitted it lol
I think its time they start
I remember you and fortnite + angry birds
Idk the song
I remember his old pfp lol
He's heavily addicted to that stuff
he just says "stinky stick"
Makes me wanna throw a big rock at him
Used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of the sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldnt stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long willy and started jerking. I never had felt so good, i soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and the blue ones were some cuties. Im glad to admit that i still do this every single day!
Seek therapy
Is he now?
Im playing it rn...
You didn't know?
Never knew it was an addiction.. But it makes sense
woohoo broke another guitar string
I need help with the prison break mission on gta ps4
Oh it is
Hey @timid zinc, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
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#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
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Slowpoke
How
Metal music
No you
❌❌
Ah I see
Thx
Good thing I have spare strings
✅️✅️
shush slowpoke

Shush minor
shush mod
Ayo
Got sent one reel
Agreed
My honest reaction
Now it's all over my page
Rockstar needs to stop bowing to grinders
shush nerd
What the fuck

No u shush stick

Respectfully zip your mouth for the rest of eternity
Chong 
Respectfully super glue your mouth
Black lungs 
I'm out of ideas
But at least I got a heart
same can't be said about you
Says you
Mod powers are about to go brrr
fym
True
Real
You got a heart for gta 
You're heartless
I'm surprised she hasn't pulled the ban command yet
They said to let it sit in water for an hour but i didnt wanna waste the water
I love blowing up cargo
Please dump your pc in a sewer
I love ruining peoples day
ok and?
grabs popcorn
What flavour
I need to get that pic off the damn screen
I do it because the game tells me to
Help please
The fuck is that
you
I stream sniped him
Reflection of me ig
😩
Where's my trophy
Some questions are best left un-fucking-answered
No u
Boil me in pickle juice 
silly
Probably
Not the penguinz0 pfp
That's true
Still looks like you
Respectfully decline
I want my trophy for greifing the professional
You'll be just like your dad soon
How u doin tho
🍿
Not for like another 38 years
Anyone lurking want some
nah
Sure
ill make it happen
Father Charlie
Hopefully in the next year or so you use hair remover instead of shampoo 
Bless me
How tf do u keep fish fresh before cooking

I thought that was moistcrikital

I hope the same happens to you
that would be funnier
we don't use hair remover
✋
They are the same individual
You’ve been blessed
Nah because I can tell the difference between shampoo and hair remover
I use the sponsor of today video keeps
Any better way to keep them fresh?
Having you in the chat is more like a curse 
You're just like cow
No
I’m an angel dawg idk what u mean
Sure pal 
Same with majjt

Fair
We share the same fridge
Can't wait to use gifs so I can use popcorn
idk about that
Hating for no reason
Bet you share the same everything
Fr
No doubt fr
That's his Alt 
The pics were more than enough

Im ranked 8th in this server for being the best
damn they made a gif out of you
I dont have one

Throw any electronic device you have
Damn we need to rethink about the ranking
Blacklist this man
Revoke his internet
W
Sadly I don't have a beard or facial hair
The rule says no dramas and he started it
Surround the router with foil
The male version of you then
Where do you see that again
#🤖┃bot-commands pins
Alright
revoke his rights
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Oh
yeah that's beks alt
Bro is having an identity crisis
Noon u didn't
It's beks alt
Hes being dumb on purpose so people don't think it's him
Nuh UH
Uh huh
Fake and false
He's got multiple alts here
Like I said, identity crisis
Unban my man bek
Ban all his alts 🗣🗣
I'll give U all of his alts
Says the silly one who can't figure out beks alt
Be like anyone but @lost schooner
I'm not interested in finding it
I don't munch on garbage
We shouldn't
I just gave U his alt
Eating dinner rn
What is that hand
Please ditch your internal storage in the dustbin
Pls do
*stick
Im bulking rn
Please take ur rn camera roll and whatever storage u have throw it in mnt st helens
Bulking u would have fat/muscles on your arm
ppl can't take a joke crazy
?
I..
What
What is wrong with your arm 💀
Nothing?
Guys I seem to have found something
Im getting 100k cash for completing each last dose misson
was it always like that?
Is it your first time completing it on that account?
yes
could it be something because of 420 week?
Why do Americans put the month before the date?
to stand out from the rest of the world?
I mean it just looks stupid
It does lmao

You are a mod in this server 💀
Instant demotion 

Is there any nsfw here?
This is just a scene from Harry Potter
You tell me 😂
Fr 
Nuh uh
True dat
Nor do i 
Would be nice to see in school /sar
It’s just Harry Potter taken out of context
And like some Disney stuff, that can be funny
And a little humor
Are you not a mod in this server 
He literally has the badge
Dude taking such a simple question so seriously 
i think nsfw jokes itself are fine
OK my bad Bruce
Tgg is the owner yet he has no badge 
Just not going overboard
That is crazy
Because when speaking we say the month first before the date
and then we write it down like that
all i did was ask if he was a mod, didnt even say anything about nsfw 
I am
Fr
Lol, The End
Why is everytime I enter thus chat its just choas
They also have pretty stupid ones like this
This conversation almost gave me a heart attack
And literal nsfw so I ain’t sending that
Like can yall chill
😟
This guy 👏
Batman or Batman
Arent mine btw
Get that off my screen
I got them from another server
All of the above :)
U probably agree with it tho
I find them funny tbh
Serious question, could Batman (with prep time) beat Goku?
Send me the link in dms, i wanna see what evil servers you are in
So u agree
It’s a humour you’ll develop once you get a bit older
That's crazy
Easily
Caught in 4k
lmao
How old are you
I'm literally 18
It’s a gta nascar server, but they have a memes channel. And it’s exactly what you’d expect a memes channel from a server with rednecks would be looking like
Bro is about to say 15
Bro I was one year off thats crazy
Turning 16 in 6 months
Im 18 and way more mature than you 

Congrats on your 17th birthday @swift umbra
Depends on the situation. If I have to be serious I can be serious
Rolls eyes
But now when we’re just joking about I can have fun as well no?
No
Nah, i come to this chat to let go of stress and have fun
So do I
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Bruh I'm also immature af, what's the problem 
wha
Pls remove that
Yea but that’s no news
Who added that?
Yeah but at least I ain't cheap
I’d say probably cow
Finally something good
Do it
April
Why

Show proof
At least we spend our money on important things, like a good road
Really?
We need to get rid of it burn it and everything we can
Haha, we don't mind bad roads
Can’t, I’m on mobile rn. I could only view emojis.
America yeah
@cunning void i wont tolerate such allegations 
While on mobile*
Uh oh
If you would just get normal roads you wouldn’t have to buy new suspension after every kilometre
Wut?
It's to keep Dutchmen out, you know that right?
No, the Netherlands
Nothing 
I mean America don't care about roads
Isnt there a much easier way to do that? Like without injuring your own population

Belgians don’t, American roads are okay
You’re loving on America for once
As an American I disagree
Nah, you guys still come so it's not working 
I’d say a border post would be an easier solution. But hey that’s probably too complicated for you Belgians
Nah it isn't, our government is just corrupt af 
I never said I hated it. I just like joking about countries
“For you Belgians”
Bro thinks he’s one above all
"Bro thinks he's one above all"
Damn you discovered that pretty late 
(Jokes please don’t get mad 🥺 )
We need to wake up sleepy joe
@lavish musk I think we have to explain this man the Belgium vs The Netherlands gag
You do
@past marsh So basically, there's an "ongoing war" between Belgium & The Netherlands about stereotypes
We tease each other all the time with it
Pretty much yea, no Belgian is stupid, and no Dutch is that money hungry
I mean American just knows the truth
Ah, so like black vs white over here in America
Idk about that
Oh we have that as well here
We’re very busy with stereo type wars
It's kinda true
Prob have more wars going on than the American army

Which is a feat in and of itself
@past marsh Also, I heard that Niek leaves his used toilet paper to dry on the washing line to re-use it, so he won't have to buy another pack 

I just use wipes
okay then
Another good one we use a lot here for example is that Germans only drink beer, eat schnitzel and want to invade Poland 24/7
@swift umbra Another one about you guys is that you guys cycle everywhere
Ironic
Yea but that’s true
The bike is the most common transport option here
Idk why my teacher is mad at me on being on my phone 😭
Ofc
Flat country and good infrastructure
haha, yep
I legit finished everything and I’m well over passing the class rn
I think he’ll make an exception idk
He favors me too
The Americans are stupid, have sex with their cousins (Alabama joke but we make it nationwide here) and only use guns all day is also something like that
@swift umbra ayo, you're actually right that not all Dutchmen are that cheap
And sing about beer, trucks, guns, and blonde woman.
I just googled it
Yea that too
Apparently, some are dead too
I don’t hate the states at all, I in fact love the country and would happily live there. But it’s just jokes we have here
Nah I’m moving out when I get a chance
Why lol?
Going to become a cute Japanese schoolgirl
Life isn’t like better here
"Happily live there" when I saw you talk about California, I thought otherwise 
Yea ok apart from California

But they don’t like mustangs there so I ain’t moving to those fuckers any time soon
California... knows how to party. California....
Do you guys know
About?
California, Illinois (Chicago), Georgia (Atlanta), New York, and some more.
I’d like to go to the southern states if I could
Just chill out on a farm or something with mates
Sounds fun
Alabama, Texas, or Georgia will be your places to go.
Or just buy a house in Groningen if you hate people that much
You can say what you want about the American stereotype, but it’s good fun tbh if you think about it
Just chilling with mates, driving big trucks, hunting wildlife and drinking beer
I honestly don’t like living in America, all these non Americans and die hard Americans get mad over the fact I don’t want to live in America.
If that’s your only concern…
According to Niek, anything is better than NL 
Well I assume you’ve been here before
Yeah
^ like everywhere will have issues, I have acknowledged that
So you’ve probably seen what the average demographic in a Dutch city looks like
Yep
same here though, don't get me wrong
Lets say it’s not nice people
Brussels is 10x worse, believe me 
Oh I know
Go to The Hague
Or actually do not
For your own sake
yeah was about to say
I prefer to not be pickpocketed or robbed y'know
Stabbed
UK vibes
Beaten to shit
Guys I love America. The gun laws are good and nice so nothing bad happens, absolute 0 political issues that changes the course of America and other countries, no racism here, everything about America is so great!
I assume all you’re saying now is sarcasm?
Nah telling the truth fr (yes)
Pearlfish live in the anus of sea cucumbers
I did know that
I saw it on Nat geo for some godforsaken reason
You’re a pearl fish and @simple iron is the cucumber
Did you know? Discord mods are 10x more likely to be 250+ kg 
This is @simple iron ?
So are people with over a year of playtime in gta online
Anything to not admit it 
Imagine being fat
Well I’m 80kg
Did you know that GTA grinders are going to be virgins for life?
So I’m not obese
Did you know that that guy you're talking to doesn't care & is happy with it? 
Ur 4'2
Dora is taller than him
Im 6’3 majjt 
Lil shorty
I would never leave my room because of shame
You got me confused with zeal I think majjt
Yuri Van Gelder would like to know your location
This is how to get taller
Jokes aside and shit, idk why some people are obsessed with being as skinny as bones
Sticks and stones will break his bones
Looking at them will
Being overweight is unhealthy, being too underweight is unhealthy.
You should explain the latter to about 50% of America

Mexico
Fat shaming?
Cancelled
Says the one whos bmi is triple digits
Always the yanks saying mexico is the bad one smh
LMFAO
i think they would be dead if this was the case
Grrrrr, I hate being a overweight discord mod
Limbean went to the “comeback dictionary” to try and find something to get majjt back with
@swift umbra is the living example to prove this wrong
Chatting in like 3 different servers rn 💀
Lemme see what my bmi actually is
body mass somthing
Same as your age
i think


You’re right
damn, you're alive
Holy fuck, the mod I never seen chat in mod chat.

I’m sowwy
You can calculate your BMI alone
really?
my doctor normally tells me when i get check ups
never had to check myself
tell me height and weight
22.2

good
6 foot and 15 stone last time i checked
I’m 36
Lemme see what I’d be when I set myself to 17, which is what I’ll be in two weeks
28.5 BMI
not trying to be mean i think 30 bmi over is obese
Same, but then it’s better
Close to obesity, but not there yet
Im exactly in the middle
ahaha i started gym fr last friday so should be coming down soon
can sure as hell make me lose weight
nah
I’ve been doing judo for the past decade, that removes my weight
oh yh for sure im working on that
(Joking)
you a stick
Thats stick
How tall are you cow? And what’s your weight
6'1
And age?
Kilo’s pls
BMI Categories:
Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5–24.9
Overweight = 25–29.9
Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater
We use the normal metric system
learning so much today
cow wtf
What
every time I come here you're 5 times more gay
Smh
i do plan on also fixing my diet its just a huge change
Honestly
It’s in the “good” range
it doesn't have to be strict lil, if it's strict it won't work
you will lose then fast then re-gain them x2
set a goal of 6 months at least
arrouund 1kg a week
I don’t actually do that
I just train twice a week and cycle every day
Keeps me healthy and fit
chicken and pasta and stuff like that? i eat like ass right now but i have been trying to plan a diet around what i like
See let me explain to you the logic here
Just because I cook once doesn't make me gay okay?
Then how does sleeping with a guy once makes me gay
You on your period archo?
if you call that cooking


I made some lentils if you like
lentils are pretty good in a curry ngl with rice
Lentils are fire
yhh i woudlnt just eat them dry out the can xD
Cuz there is none rn
Ill claim it then
Talk to AI, it will help you for free, it will ask you what you eat, your goal, then it will create a program for u
?afk watching nascar, go bother @past marsh
@swift umbra I set your AFK: watching nascar, go bother @past marsh
Hows life
good
Noice
Creepy
Yall fell of with your tickets
Hey jewelz
it’s been open for 10 minutes bro 💀
Dude got ghosted by mods
I’m watching a movie
Which one?
Stand by me
It was made in 1986 
Nah, only old war movies
They’re good too but you can’t downplay other movies
Lmao
pretty good so far
45 min walk can take 5/10 mins on a bike
after riding a bike for so many years i actually really dislike walking to places
what’d u ride?
i would like a moterbike i just feel like id get even lazyier then i already am
untill recently cycling was my only form of exercise
yh ofcourse i like them
i kinda want a road legal quad
oh?
where u from?
125cc but you dont really need anything more powerful then 125 in the uk
yh quads are great
Just failed my final exam!!!!
W
this would be considered road legal
Ah, that's bad
Yea
these are the types you see people on the road with rather then the stereo typical dirt one



