💬┃gorilla-chat

[raw warren]

17 may it is

[swift umbra]

Maybe @abstract bramble will bring it

[true hatch]

Yeah, hopefully someone can do it justice

[swift umbra]

He loves Japanese cars

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mewing-mew-cat-mewing-mewing-tutorial-mewing-cat-gif-4828504583966086025

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-gif-24684724

[stone vine]

how is everyone

what is moderated name

why is that my name

what the actual fuck

i fixed it

[kindred grail]

happy 4/20

[swift umbra]

you playing now?

[raw warren]

Nah that's not my ss

[swift umbra]

wanna play for a bit tho?

[raw warren]

I don't have gta installed lol

[swift umbra]

lol

[raw warren]

I'm just going with uni exams rn

Gave one today

[swift umbra]

oh, good luck!

[raw warren]

Have 3 this week

[boreal basin]

Gl my guy

[raw warren]

Thanks

I got 95% scholarship in one

Planning to join that one

[modest lynx]

Can someone help me sell my mc coke ps4

[boreal basin]

lfg

[upper fractal]

Hey @modest lynx, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138

[modest lynx]

????

[boreal basin]

Use the lfg channels

To look for a group

[modest lynx]

Ohhhhh thnxxx

[raw warren]

Looking for girls

[boreal basin]

im voting for him

[stray wedge]

look at the sky

ammo nvm ig

[lavish musk]

That's what's up

[wanton hull]

Get him into Congress

[proper isle]

is penthouse worth?

[lavish musk]

No

[proper isle]

okay boss

[lavish flame]

ya

i glitched into basment storage

Hehehe

thx homie

[lavish musk]

[lavish flame]

should i buy agency or upgrade nightclub first

i have 3.5m

[lavish musk]

Depends

[lavish flame]

on what

[lavish musk]

Do you have MC businesses too? If so, nightclub could work out

[lavish flame]

ya i have coke

[lavish musk]

Only that?

Or more

[lavish flame]

Only that

[lavish musk]

Right

Then I suggest Agency first, as you can make 1M each run of the Dre contract + Security contracts which will also give passive safe money

The more you do

[lavish flame]

ok and then i buy upgrades and more mc busnisses

???

[simple iron]

Hmm do I download gta for pc again

[lavish musk]

If you use them often, that might not be a bad idea

[lavish flame]

ya i do

[lavish musk]

Yeah then upgrade them

[lavish flame]

im talking abt the nightclub uprades

are they worth

[lavish musk]

Ah

100%

[lavish flame]

oke thx for the help

[lavish musk]

np 👍

[modest wigeon]

Np bro

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-cat-emotional-gif-23930229

[fierce estuary]

StepBro my nightclub goods progress got stuck

[edgy mango]

uh download it from like steam

or epic

i forgor

[simple iron]

silly goose

[shut elbow]

Can someone help me to sell product of one job?

[lavish flame]

Are gta online servers down on ps5?

[shut elbow]

Ps5

[past marsh]

#725383385647939714

[past marsh]

#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5

[lavish flame]

They are up there but i cant join a session

Been like 30 mins

[past marsh]

Probably something on your side

[lavish flame]

Yeah seems like it

[edgy mango]

Weirdo fr

[simple iron]

Cap

[swift umbra]

😢

[ionic hamlet]

my faith in humanity restored

a guy came on his oppressor and i was on acid lab sell mission

[proper isle]

🥶

[ionic hamlet]

i thought he would blew me up but protected me the entire way lol

[lavish musk]

I prefer that over 41°C

[lavish musk]

I assume that you're used to those temperatures

[simple iron]

🐄

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-cute-gif-18625283

[past marsh]

I tried adding the emoji, couldn't.

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-rave-dance-gif-15389662957248741331

You mean pedro isnt a sticker? :(

[pseudo vector]

lol

[dawn void]

Wassup chat is enone up selling on PS4

[raw warren]

fuck you

[swift umbra]

wdym?

just the fastest dtm car?

oh

well I don't watch much dtm

[raw warren]

niek do you have a 3rd eye

[past marsh]

#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4

[raw warren]

which tells you when someone starts talking about cars

[swift umbra]

audi 90 imsa jumps to mind, so does the A4 avant

they are track modified

the 90 imsa was nothing like the normal 90

only thing that was the same was the roof

that's it

the A4 avant was a dtm racer, one of the most succesfull cars ever to race

that thing yes

congrats

you found it

it has 700 bhp

it's predecessor was so damn fast that the trans-am series banned it the year after

these cars dominated

reason I hear you ask?

Quattro

also a good pick

if one wants to go airborne

[lavish musk]

[swift umbra]

oops

(this is not edited for the non race fans)

[steel storm]

he survived?

[swift umbra]

car would've won a lot more had audi not gone back to germany to race in the dtm and not in imsa

[steel storm]

whoever was driving

[swift umbra]

yes

completely fine

[steel storm]

wow

[raw warren]

oh I remeber that mercs who went flying in lemans

the one where fire extinguisher was involved?

[swift umbra]

I would say there is a worse one

[raw warren]

yeah one of the worst

[swift umbra]

Roger Williamson at zandvoort, 1973

fatal crash where you can see another driver desperately trying to safe him in the fireball

all on video

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/tomcot-tomcat-f-14-war-thunder-gif-15480626585889278500

[swift umbra]

for the people that can't deal with horrible scenes like that. Do not watch

iRacing is better imo

[raw warren]

1955 Le Mans Disaster

[swift umbra]

I

I've seen that

horrible

yea there have been some nasty crashes in racing

[raw warren]

single car killed 50+ people,

[swift umbra]

I know, I've read an article on it

it's about the driving tho

for it to be a good racing game the driving immersion needs to be good

top right, F150

it's been around since 2008 and still is being used, so it must be great

they do

[raw warren]

can you buy street legal nascar cars

like nascar cars

but modified so its street legal

[swift umbra]

say hello to the imsa

[boreal basin]

what in the flippity flop is that

beamng

[sonic rose]

Does anyone want to play the dimond casino

[boreal basin]

#💻〢casino-lfg-pc

[rotund hazel]

Anyone have comet on pc?

[drowsy oasis]

hello chat

its been a while

[boreal basin]

who are you

(jk)

[swift umbra]

One of the best engineered cars ever

It destroyed everything in the IMSA racing series

Was totally the opposite of what everyone else was doing. Every team in the states back then was using N/A V8’s and rear while drive. And here is Audi with a 5 cylinder turbo and four wheel drive

And when the cars didn’t have a mechanical issue they won every race

The car they used the year before in trans am upset the rest of the field so much that they outright banned it

Cause they couldn’t catch the damn thing no matter how much they restricted it

[boreal basin]

Die. Its the only answer.

[lavish musk]

How would you possibly do prison break voluntarily with randoms

[simple iron]

I did once and they kept crashing the plane

[lavish musk]

Sounds like an average prison break with randoms to me

[boreal arrow]

prison break with randoms is only possible in our dreams

[lavish musk]

You mean SUCCESS with them

Doing it with randoms happens all the time, but success is almost never guaranteed

[boreal basin]

I remember having 3 friends once

When we did that heist i strapped a sticky to the nose of the plane

And gave them a heart attack all the way

[boreal arrow]

getting randoms to join prison break is hard too

[lavish musk]

Yep lol

[steel storm]

dying is the only answer because doing it with randoms would just lead to you blowing your head off

[lavish musk]

Last time I did prison break, we were all picked up in the heli & the pilot jumped out at the last second

[steel storm]

he had a moment of clarity

[lavish musk]

Lmfao

[jagged wraith]

I do

[lavish musk]

No wonder you're depressed

[past marsh]

Ngl I don't like playing with randoms

even people in lfg (before I was a mod) didn't know how to follow instructions.

[boreal basin]

He felt gifted

[lavish musk]

[boreal basin]

Honestly I dislike the humane labs raid finale with newbies as well

[lavish musk]

Fair point lol

[wanton hull]

All randoms who I cannot actively communicate with are not worth playing with

[boreal basin]

To be specific, a dumb pilot or gunner

How hard is it to just listen and fly a lil higher or DONT JUMP OFF

[past marsh]

I am fast at typing. I type faster than I could talk.

Some people don't know how to read chat though

Or read in general

[upbeat yew]

Hello lovely chat

[past marsh]

I could give the clearest instructions possible, and they would do the opposite.

[past marsh]

Hello

[upbeat yew]

@past marsh what happened to self-promo?

[wanton hull]

If I’m in a firefight I can’t afford to look at chat for a few seconds

I’d much rather have someone actually talking to me

[upbeat yew]

[upbeat yew]

Fr

[past marsh]

People were promoting GTA servers that went against our server rules, so we have to reinforce the "no GTA server" rule again.

[wanton hull]

Also if I miss the message then I’d have no idea it was said

[upbeat yew]

What bout gtao bots?

[past marsh]

tbh idk

I never really paid attention to the bots

[upbeat yew]

Lol

[lavish musk]

@past marsh I have a friend irl and no joke, he can't read

[upbeat yew]

They are fun

[lavish musk]

He can only speak

[jagged wraith]

It was fun

[boreal basin]

Is he a caveman

[past marsh]

I can read spanish but can't speak, type, or listen to spanish.

[past marsh]

High school spanish is boring

[lavish musk]

He can't read any words tho

[lavish musk]

He can only speak it

[boreal basin]

I can read german

[lavish musk]

Good

[past marsh]

How did he even pass school?

[raw warren]

nah

[past marsh]

How did he even get a job? Does he have a job?

[raw warren]

time to beg my discord kitten

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-cute-gif-18625283

[lavish musk]

Specialised school for disabled people

[past marsh]

Like idk, reading should be a common skill learned at the age(s) between 5-7, only makes sense if they're disabled.

[past marsh]

Makes sense

[lavish musk]

Nope, he has to live off welfare benefits because he's also wheelchair bound

[past marsh]

That honestly sucks

[lavish musk]

Ik

[past marsh]

Have any support from his parents?

Or family

[lavish musk]

That does happen yeah

They visit every day

[modest wigeon]

[lavish musk]

@past marsh Don't get me wrong, he can talk perfectly fine (and does it a lot too )

[past marsh]

Living with speech impediment is already hard enough for me, but I can't imagine not being able to read and being on a wheelchair.

[past marsh]

That's good

[lavish musk]

Yeah, I guess I'm blessed I'm not in his place

[modest wigeon]

Waddup indubitably

[past marsh]

Sup pickle

[lavish musk]

Good up until you showed up

wbu

[modest wigeon]

Wsg bro

How u doin

[past marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-optimus-prime-gif-7878629

[boreal basin]

You know the tank one?

[past marsh]

I am doing ok, hbu?

[past marsh]

Nah

[modest wigeon]

I’m alr

[past marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-rave-dance-gif-15389662957248741331

[modest wigeon]

I’m alr

[boreal basin]

damnit

[upbeat yew]

Wtf

[boreal basin]

cmon add pedro

[past marsh]

I tried

give me a moment

[boreal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/foreign-stance-racoon-racoon-blanket-racoon-blanket-cute-racoon-blanket-hide-gif-22051812

[past marsh]

When I resize it, it just says another error

[modest wigeon]

Shit look like a foreskin bro

[modest wigeon]

Mb bro

[upbeat yew]

Why the f are you all spamming videos, gifs and stickers into chat 🤣

[modest wigeon]

[boreal basin]

homie is a sad raccoon

[boreal basin]

cause why not

[upbeat yew]

Npc response

[modest wigeon]

Bark for me

[past marsh]

It's really dumb how gifs must be a certain KB

[modest wigeon]

[past marsh]

Like what? KB is legit super small, and it can't do anything about it?

[wanton hull]

some gay shit

[modest wigeon]

Nitro and twitch turbo

[past marsh]

@boreal basin Anything else you want to be an emoji?

[modest wigeon]

Lemme dm u one to be an emoji bro

[past marsh]

Actually

wait

[modest wigeon]

Nah people gonna do some diabolical shit with that

[boreal basin]

Surprise me

[modest wigeon]

They might make the twin towers or some porn shit dawg

[boreal basin]

That would just be the twitch artistic fail part 2

[modest wigeon]

They wouldn’t allow that

[modest wigeon]

Fr

[upbeat yew]

Cant, you will die if i do

[modest wigeon]

Nah bro I can take it

[upbeat yew]

Ur fault

[modest wigeon]

Hit me with it

I imagined

[upbeat yew]

I cant do this to you son!!!

[modest wigeon]

Dawg trust I’m like Superman

[upbeat yew]

Go to director mode

[upbeat yew]

And my voice is krypton

Last i watched him was 8 months ago

[modest wigeon]

Brain rot

He’s just not skibidy Ohio rizz alpha sigma enough

[past marsh]

I rarely watch him

It feels too family friendly now, and Mr beast is already tired of all the fame and attention he gets.

[upbeat yew]

Yh exactly

[boreal basin]

I dont know why

But many people did stop watching at about the same time

[serene geyser]

should i buy a terroybyte

[past marsh]

@lavish musk Since when did you play guitar?

[lavish musk]

Never

[past marsh]

Do you have a mk2 or planning on getting a mk2?

[lavish musk]

Whatchu mean?

Ait then

[solemn wigeon]

@stable relic gonna chat when

[boreal arrow]

hello

[stable relic]

Sup

bye

[solemn wigeon]

Yea finally

You don't understand the pain

[solemn wigeon]

Bye

Yall finna bomb my house

[stable relic]

lol

[lavish musk]

The celebration was short lived

[solemn wigeon]

Rock does chat here 😭

@deft kindle finally made it possible lmfao

[solemn wigeon]

Fr

[lavish musk]

Ig it just depends on who pings him

[solemn wigeon]

Huh

Bro is new ig 💀

Vomit

Kinda

[raw warren]

motivated someone to cheat in their exam tomorrow

feels nice

[lavish musk]

Until he snitches

[raw warren]

nah who's gonna believe him

[lavish musk]

No one

[raw warren]

indeed

[lavish flame]

heyo

[raw warren]

I like reducing my competition

[solemn wigeon]

Motivated someone to kidnap a child and then call his mom and telling that child to say mommy I'm scared

[raw warren]

not increase it

[solemn wigeon]

I actually did this btw

[lavish flame]

How are we this evening gentlemen

[solemn wigeon]

It's past midnight here

Ig good

[upbeat yew]

Tgg’s prodigy has returned

[past marsh]

I’m doing alright, I’m just bored.

[lavish flame]

oh im usa its evening for me

[past marsh]

Same

[upbeat yew]

Which state?

[lavish flame]

rather not say

[solemn wigeon]

I actually did that btw

[boreal arrow]

can we guess?

our chances are 1/50

[lavish flame]

one guess

[past marsh]

Are we both east coast?

[boreal arrow]

make it 5

[solemn wigeon]

Finna come to your state and kidnap you 💀

[upbeat yew]

Im not going to come knocking on ur door 😂

[lavish flame]

fr

[lavish flame]

cap

[lavish flame]

2

[past marsh]

Just one, I personally don’t like having random people online knowing what state I’m in.

[boreal arrow]

4

[lavish flame]

3

[upbeat yew]

Im from nyc but im living in uae atm

[boreal arrow]

wait, let me google the states first

[past marsh]

I’m from New York too

[upbeat yew]

Lmao

[gentle bridge]

I can list em for you

[solemn wigeon]

Aryan?

[solemn wigeon]

Rich

[upbeat yew]

Holy shit, nyc?

[lavish flame]

Ahaaha

[solemn wigeon]

And here we go

No

[upbeat yew]

Rather not say

[solemn wigeon]

I am Indian but it's not Aryan lmfao

Rather not say

[boreal arrow]

new jersey

[lavish flame]

Nope

[solemn wigeon]

Uae

😐

[past marsh]

He lives at Wyoming trust

[lavish flame]

100%

[upbeat yew]

Im not rich, my father is

[past marsh]

[lavish flame]

no i live in san andreas

[solemn wigeon]

Still rich

[upbeat yew]

It’s complicated

[lavish flame]

😶

[deft kindle]

Oh you’re not dead yet

[boreal arrow]

what if i don’t

[deft kindle]

That’s good

[past marsh]

I live at liberty city

[upbeat yew]

Hey

[solemn wigeon]

Almost there

[lavish flame]

my grandpa lives in blaine county

[stable relic]

https://tenor.com/view/im-only-human-after-all-rag-n-bone-gif-27601456

[boreal arrow]

hello

[upbeat yew]

Gtg

[past marsh]

Any robberies there?

[simple iron]

you do fr

[upbeat yew]

😂

[past marsh]

Rock how old are you

[deft kindle]

He’s 39

[lavish flame]

yea bro some kid in a post op van threw me a package of drugs it was WILD

[upbeat yew]

17, 16 last year

[stable relic]

28

[upbeat yew]

Wtf

[simple iron]

What are drugs

[upbeat yew]

I thought you were 17

[deft kindle]

I knew he was 28

[solemn wigeon]

Been years since I last saw you chatting icl 💀

[lavish flame]

special meds

[solemn wigeon]

Knew it

[gentle bridge]

What did Tutankhamun look like?

[solemn wigeon]

We kinda expected that

[lavish flame]

a egyptian

[solemn wigeon]

Didn't we

[upbeat yew]

@ivory copper ???

[solemn wigeon]

Hes 19 or 20

Or 21

[lavish flame]

21 can u do sum for me

[gentle bridge]

impossible

[past marsh]

@lavish musk

[void pumice]

Istg I can't walk in a lobby without getting killed

[lavish musk]

Alright

[lavish flame]

istg i cant do weapons without getting merry weather

[simple iron]

cap rock is 65

[past marsh]

I once saw this Serbian guy drive crazy up here

[gentle bridge]

i got it three times in a row

[boreal arrow]

i don’t

[boreal arrow]

isn’t he 16?

[void pumice]

any of you guys doing the Lamar missions today ?

[lavish flame]

yeah its like 60 percent chance merry weather and 40 percent the others😶

[upper fractal]

@void pumice Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[simple iron]

I don’t even know

lol

[gentle bridge]

yeah that's weird, cause 70% of the time I get the office buildings

[lavish flame]

that is weird

just lucky!

[void pumice]

I thought I already picked roles tf

[past marsh]

Nah 28 according to him

[gentle bridge]

musta goofed up

[lavish flame]

can anyone give me a cookie

[void pumice]

Ehhh

[lavish flame]

like mail it to me

im hungry

[gentle bridge]

I mean I could

but it would melt and expire

[lavish flame]

do you not have post op premium?

[gentle bridge]

and I would have to go through a bible full of customs forms

[gentle bridge]

No we have Australia Post

[steel storm]

skibidi fortnite

[lavish flame]

fr

[lavish musk]

As unreliable as the Belgian post? I hope not lol

[gentle bridge]

probably slower

[lavish flame]

i thought post op was globle

[ivory copper]

@upbeat yew ???

[lavish musk]

At least it arrives for you guys

[gentle bridge]

Pro tip: don't live in belgium

[steel storm]

fanum taxed all your grimace shake your rizz kai cenat even shaved off your dreads

[lavish musk]

Yes

[lavish flame]

Gen alpha

[steel storm]

😱

[gentle bridge]

Top 5 things to do in Belgium

1. leave

[lavish flame]

u forgot 2 3 4 5

[lavish musk]

If only I could

[simple iron]

Hmmmm

[lavish musk]

Neighbouring countries are just mad more expensive lmao

[boreal arrow]

you gotta try the waffles there

[gentle bridge]

there's nothing else to do there

[lavish flame]

are the women fine?

[gentle bridge]

go to Bulgaria and buy a house for $600

[lavish musk]

They're fake

[lavish flame]

erm

[simple iron]

[steel storm]

elaborate

[gentle bridge]

That's the only reason I would enter Belgian borders

[lavish musk]

Good idea

[steel storm]

elaborate further

[lavish musk]

Makeup, surgery

[steel storm]

so what

[lavish flame]

erm

[boreal arrow]

same, they’ve got some great waffles

[steel storm]

surgery is necessary

in 2 years I will get surgery

[lavish flame]

oh erm ok

[steel storm]

for my nose

[simple iron]

Hmmm

[lavish flame]

is it a skipidi nose

[lavish musk]

ait then

[past marsh]

Guys what game should I play?

[steel storm]

deviated septum

[gentle bridge]

My left middle finger joint probably needs it in order to be able to bend backwards properly

[steel storm]

cyberpunk 2077

[past marsh]

Don’t have it

[lavish flame]

Erm

[past marsh]

Or the money for it

[steel storm]

sounds like a you problem

[steel storm]

surgery is essential unless you got godly genetics

[gentle bridge]

I am a Greek God

[lavish flame]

i need surgry then

[steel storm]

Romanian boss?

[gentle bridge]

Greek God

[lavish musk]

Hol' up, where's my wallet

[steel storm]

kratos

[gentle bridge]

He's my cousin

[steel storm]

sold

[gentle bridge]

twice removed

[lavish musk]

[lavish flame]

🐒

[past marsh]

pretty much is

[steel storm]

what about the others

[steel storm]

it's a really great game u should try it out

even if it meant selling your kidney

[past marsh]

^

[gentle bridge]

I'm the son of Aphrodite and Hades

[past marsh]

it's on my wishlist though

[steel storm]

didn't kratos have sex with your mom in gow 3

and killed hades

[gentle bridge]

Yes he did

[steel storm]

😔

[gentle bridge]

I vowed to smite him

[steel storm]

did u?

[gentle bridge]

Yeah

[steel storm]

jolly strong

[gentle bridge]

He's dead now

I'm the new protagonist of God of War

Fear me

[steel storm]

yes dad

mercy me

I'm fighting the urge to send something racist

[stable relic]

can someone test this emoji :RACOON:

nitro is required

[raw warren]

I have a solution

[lavish musk]

Lol

[raw warren]

buy me nitro

[lavish musk]

[raw warren]

too fast

[lavish musk]

Wut

[raw warren]

the emoji is too fast

[lavish musk]

Can't you just test it in staff chat

[raw warren]

too lazy

[lavish musk]

Of course

[raw warren]

[modest wigeon]

Me too

[lavish musk]

[lavish musk]

No creeps allowed, shush

[modest wigeon]

Fym creep

[jovial beacon]

Yooo @modest wigeon

[jovial beacon]

How is you grandma?

[modest wigeon]

Waddup bro

[modest wigeon]

She in remission dawg

Thx for asking g

[past marsh]

@boreal basin

[patent sandal]

a

[lavish musk]

[jovial beacon]

is remission a good thing or bad?

[modest wigeon]

Good

[stable relic]

@lavish musk test it again

[lavish musk]

[stable relic]

thanks

[lavish musk]

👌

[stable relic]

slowed it down a bit

[winged escarp]

I would smash lucia

[lavish musk]

In honor of xeno?

[stable relic]

nah

[lavish musk]

Ait

[modest wigeon]

Fr bro

[swift umbra]

rock just wanted a raccoon that didn't annoy him

[modest wigeon]

What happened to him

[stable relic]

@past marsh wanted to add that emoji but we couldn't get it to upload

[lavish musk]

[lavish musk]

Nothing lol

[stable relic]

finally got it working

yall think theres too many channels cluttering the server?

[winged escarp]

nah

[lavish musk]

I think it's good and organized the way it is

[winged escarp]

server mid dead so its ok

[stable relic]

because us admins have like 200 channels lol

[swift umbra]

that's more of a you problem

[lavish musk]

[swift umbra]

just hide your archived, that'll remove like 50

[upper fractal]

GTA 5: TGG's Gorilla Gang

Owner

tgg

Members

163,070

Roles

161

Category Channels

29

Text Channels

174

Voice Channels

12

Threads

999

Boost Count

34 Boosts (Tier 3)

ID: 722716210604671026 | Server Created · Jun 17, 2020, 7:36 AM

[winged escarp]

we got 44 or 45

[raw warren]

171 text channels

[lavish musk]

174, damb

[raw warren]

999 threads

[stable relic]

yeah those are only the ones dyno sees

[winged escarp]

[swift umbra]

time to make one random thread so it can be number 1000

[winged escarp]

is u actually a car nerd

supra overrated

and overhyped

[raw warren]

actually 🤓 dyno has admin perms so it can see every channel (nerd me talking)

[raw warren]

yeah we're prolly way ahead that

[lavish musk]

[stable relic]

?

[raw warren]

its just

dyno doesent count

when

[swift umbra]

#1231191584502976592

[raw warren]

we neer did

[lavish musk]

There's like 400K in #👋┃welcome

[raw warren]

you're smking something

[stable relic]

ooh nvm dyno only counts text channels

[raw warren]

I cant type

[lavish musk]

Damn

[stable relic]

but in total theres 191

[raw warren]

we did 100k back then

not 200k

[swift umbra]

rock just hide your archived channels, that'll remove a ton of useless channels

[raw warren]

fix your memory

[stable relic]

what planet are you on

[jovial beacon]

lets goo

[stable relic]

this server has never had more than 170k

[raw warren]

tho i wont mind 250k members to be here

[stable relic]

probably not even more than 165

[lavish musk]

@swift umbra Soooo, how much permanent event bans are you gonna hand out next week?

[swift umbra]

most people aint stupid

[raw warren]

they have like 600k

[torn hound]

Hello. What's going on?

[stable relic]

GTAO has 500k?

[lavish musk]

"Most" is not everyone, so I assume it'll be at least 1

[lavish musk]

I recently left that shithole, no regrets

[stable relic]

why lol

[jovial beacon]

bad place

[jovial beacon]

its a bad place

[modest wigeon]

Add me back bro

[stable relic]

never in its 4 years

[raw warren]

?membercount

[upper fractal]

Members

163071

Apr 20, 2024, 8:44 PM

[lavish musk]

Mods with a happy trigger finger, Modding is allowed, toxicity is worse than ever

[raw warren]

has to be me

I'm special

[swift umbra]

I saw tango's warns in that server

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[swift umbra]

good god they have stupid warns

[modest wigeon]

Who is tango bro

[swift umbra]

Caps in your lfg message is a literal warning there

[stable relic]

well then, hopefully that puts us at the #1 spot for gta

[lavish musk]

I hope so

[swift umbra]

@neon estuary

[lavish musk]

Coz unlike there, the mods here are laid back and chillax

[swift umbra]

are we?

[modest wigeon]

Güd gohd man

[lavish musk]

[stable relic]

problem here is server growth

[lavish musk]

Yes, you wouldn't ban me coz I did nothing wrong

[swift umbra]

I just heard from @full violet that harsh mods are more fun and make a server cooler

[lavish musk]

Only stagnating isn't it

[swift umbra]

you could say that

[stable relic]

the whole gta community as a whole really

[lavish musk]

Shame lol

[swift umbra]

no big thumbs up, that's against the rules

[modest wigeon]

[lavish musk]

Well

[modest wigeon]

Well

[swift umbra]

no capital letters

against the rules

[modest wigeon]

Ban him

[lavish musk]

@swift umbra a short recap of the lfg's in the 500K gtao server:
"Lfg modded heist"
"Hosting modded heists"

[modest wigeon]

1 week mute

[lavish musk]

Just coz I won't add you?

[swift umbra]

no using " in your messages

[modest wigeon]

Yup

[lavish musk]

Smh

[swift umbra]

oi, no capital letters

[jovial beacon]

change the servers name to tgg gta e girl server

[swift umbra]

same goes for you @modest wigeon

[modest wigeon]

Give him a point

[jovial beacon]

then we should see an increase of 200 perceant

[lavish musk]

Harsh mods are not fun

[jovial beacon]

in members

[edgy karma]

What should I spend 5.5 millions on?

[swift umbra]

no using % in your messages

[edgy karma]

I own lots of businesses

[swift umbra]

it's actually so annoying to do this as well 😂

even as a joke it sucks

[modest wigeon]

Dawg he’s got like 10 points in the last 5 mins

Sound like a ban

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[jovial beacon]

where is it question mark

[swift umbra]

no using ? in your messages

[lavish musk]

Be careful with your 4 point limit

[swift umbra]

and don't edit your messages

[swift umbra]

NO use of emotes

[modest wigeon]

Been a month and I’m at 0 bud

[jovial beacon]

uh oh

[lavish musk]

[upper fractal]

thecrock007 was muted. | using emotes (you'll be banned now)

[modest wigeon]

No shot

[upper fractal]

induubitably was muted. | using emotes (you'll be banned now)

[swift umbra]

ok actually this sucks

how can those clowns do this in that server?

[lavish musk]

Idk

[modest wigeon]

Better not get a point for that

[swift umbra]

I feel like a teacher that has to police 500 kids on his own

it's not fun 😂

[lavish musk]

@swift umbra we would call them "slechte, op machts beluste klootzakken'

[modest wigeon]

Son did I get a point

[swift umbra]

it was a joke dw

[swift umbra]

and I agree with that statement

[lavish musk]

Same

[modest wigeon]

Aight

[swift umbra]

you had more freedom with Stalin as your leader than in that server

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[modest wigeon]

Put it in your tires or in the seats next time bro

[jovial beacon]

maybe zaza has it

[modest wigeon]

Rookie

[swift umbra]

first places the cops look; tires and seats

[lavish musk]

Lmao

[modest wigeon]

from the outside looks the same

Ion know I don’t sell coke dawg

[jovial beacon]

you can hide it in your shoes

[modest wigeon]

Not much

[swift umbra]

police dog would like to know your location

[modest wigeon]

Me too

[jovial beacon]

you can lure the police dog

throw a fish or something

and the dog will run away

[swift umbra]

try lol

those animals are trained to the extreme

[jovial beacon]

then you can put the cocaine in a bag of plant seed and ship it

they dont check those

[solemn wigeon]

Bro be trying to ask controversial questions

💀

[swift umbra]

My grandpa had a former police dog as a pet (german shepherd). He could tell the animal to sit still on one side of the street and walk out of vision, and the animal did not move

it stayed there until boss said she could move

[solemn wigeon]

Happens

Extreme training

[simple iron]

sniffer dogs are scary

[jovial beacon]

yo zaza why you stole 100k worth of cocaine

[swift umbra]

that dog was a beast, animal was so loyal

[simple iron]

don’t tell them it was me

[solemn wigeon]

Dogs are always loyal

[swift umbra]

there is loyal and then there is not moving until boss says you can to that level

and that dog never left the property either, it always stayed in that one area that was from my grandparents

[solemn wigeon]

Well 1 is their traditional and the second one is training

[simple iron]

me personally would have hid the coke in a secret compartment and fill the truck with other stuff as a decoy and follow traffic laws and don’t get pulled over

[swift umbra]

unless something got on it's land, then it would hunt it down

[surreal geode]

I think most smugglers do this

[simple iron]

Indeed I do

[swift umbra]

if I ever get a dog I only want it to be one of these

[modest wigeon]

Cover the coke with pork fat. Confuse the dog

[modest wigeon]

Imma get one of those and a pit bull prolly

[lavish musk]

I'm scared of dogs

[swift umbra]

try, those animals are there for a reason

they can still smell that coke

[simple iron]

how lol

[lavish musk]

Got bitten once

[simple iron]

[modest wigeon]

this guy got experience selling or sum

[lavish musk]

Yeah very funny indeed

[simple iron]

I own 3 German shepherds

[lavish musk]

That shit hurt tho

[lavish musk]

[swift umbra]

these dogs are amazing, if boss says that you're okay to be around it the animal does not care and becomes playful, but if boss hasn't told the dog that that person is okay then it'll rip you to pieces

[jovial beacon]

guys when I was coming home

I saw a lost dog

And then i brought it home

i carried it

it was a small dog

[simple iron]

they gotta protect the goodies in my house

[lavish musk]

My friend owns a dog and when I went to his house the first time, I didn't know lmao

[swift umbra]

I've been around the police quite a bit, on the good side tho

[lavish musk]

I nearly fell over

[swift umbra]

what breed?

[lavish musk]

Labrador

[swift umbra]

those are cute asf

[lavish musk]

I was like "shit shit shit"

[swift umbra]

won't hurt a fly

[lavish musk]

Coz we charged straight at me to inspect me

[simple iron]

just train your dogs ez

[lavish musk]

He

[swift umbra]

yea, the animal wants to play

[modest wigeon]

Not easy bro

[swift umbra]

labradors are super playful

[lavish musk]

I'm fricking scared of dogs so I thought I'd get bitten again

Lmao

[simple iron]

Was for me

[swift umbra]

if it'd been a rottweiler I would've understood that

[lavish musk]

Right haha

[swift umbra]

but this doesn't hurt a fly

[lavish musk]

I just know, I don't want any dogs around me

[modest wigeon]

My dog would chew on furniture for the first 2-3. Tried like 5 trainers and things to stop it and it didn’t do anything. Mf just grew out of it ig

[simple iron]

I only had to train two dogs other one I got was already trained

[lavish musk]

@swift umbra Being bitten once leaves a slight trauma you know

[swift umbra]

I've had some mean dogs around me as well

[lavish musk]

Right

I never owned any dogs so naturally, I don't know about them

[modest wigeon]

I got bit by a dog

[swift umbra]

neither have I, but family have a dog (granddad hasn't had one in a while but is great with them)

[lavish musk]

Lmao, my aunt has a dog and every time she comes over with him, I keep my eyes on him

[lavish musk]

Right

[swift umbra]

what's the breed?

[simple iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725773402756874340/1230883494024970281/IMG_1395.gif

[lavish musk]

Well then

[modest wigeon]

Bark for me

[lavish musk]

Some form of Collie I believe

[swift umbra]

border collie?

[lavish musk]

Yes! That's it

Couldn't find the name

[swift umbra]

those are also cuddle dogs really

[lavish musk]

Well I still don't want them around me

Lol

[modest wigeon]

[robust berry]

Every poopo time is a peepee time, But every peepee time isn't a poopoo time😔✊

[modest wigeon]

Fr bro

Wise asf

[acoustic lodge]

Was it infected with some?

[modest wigeon]

Nah. Mf was just a street puppy we adopted. Instinct or something ig

[acoustic lodge]

Oh alr

[modest wigeon]

Lather me in butter and deep fry me

Then lather me in bbq sauce

[steel storm]

oil up

[modest wigeon]

Nah I go in hot oil after I get lathered in butter

It’s a process dawg

[steel storm]

💯

[steel storm]

how hot

[loud kiln]

Its gfuel

No? Do u cut your paste before putting it in the pan

[woeful atlas]

Hello chat

[past marsh]

Hello, how are you?

[upper fractal]

Hey, @rotund mural It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[modest wigeon]

Ion know like 474.26 kelvin

[woeful atlas]

Just chilling fam ty

[modest wigeon]

Hru bro

[woeful atlas]

Good wbu

[lavish musk]

[shrewd haven]

Does anybody play r6

[simple iron]

Played it once got killed by my teammate never again

[lavish musk]

Whenever I want to go insane, yes

[past marsh]

That's good 🙂

[shrewd haven]

I need some one to join me that is able to play ranked

[modest wigeon]

I’m doing good Hru?

[modest wigeon]

Ranked what

[shrewd haven]

Ranked r6

[steel storm]

badass

[modest wigeon]

Man how do yall play this game for 10+ years

[simple iron]

Ask induub

[modest wigeon]

Been playing for almost 2 and I got all the cars I want and it’s boring asf

[modest wigeon]

Dm jynxzi on insta or sum

[shrewd haven]

🤣

[simple iron]

Buy caseoh food and ask him to play

[modest wigeon]

Fr

Mans actually okay at the game

[simple iron]

fr

[surreal geode]

Duub after he's called a no lifer

[lavish musk]

Yes 😒 so don't pls

[surreal geode]

Guess what

[lavish musk]

DON'T.

[surreal geode]

Nothing

[lavish musk]

At last

Anyways

@surreal geode Join exclusive vc I've got some to say

Also @wind trout that scammer role suits you

[surreal geode]

Bet

Uh

Which vc?

[lavish musk]

exclusive

Only person in vc rn

[surreal geode]

Hola

HELLO

WHAT

I did nothing

You got no proof

[simple iron]

Nerd

[surreal geode]

Shut it druggie

Nuh uh

I did no such thing

WHAG

Say that again

[upper fractal]

induubitably was muted. | bully

[surreal geode]

Kek

[simple iron]

Cap I know what you did last summer

[surreal geode]

LMAO

[surreal geode]

LOL

[simple iron]

Free induub

[surreal geode]

Ain't no way

[surreal geode]

Nahh

He bullied me

Told me bro will steal my crisps

[lavish musk]

Rightfully so

[simple iron]

Deserved

[surreal geode]

Nah

NAH

SHUT UP

[simple iron]

nuh uh

[surreal geode]

@lost schooner get ur lazy butt here

Yes

On yoh

You

YES

He finna bully you

[simple iron]

I bully Xeno in gc everyday

[surreal geode]

Sir slursalot is crazy

[lost schooner]

I gave him that name fun fact

[surreal geode]

Oh wow

Ofc u did

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-bread-raccoon-bread-raccoon-with-bread-racco-gif-22120699

[lost schooner]

What am I needed for?

[surreal geode]

@lost schooner duub said he'll bully your fatass

[lost schooner]

Nuh uh dubb cant

Hes a nerd fr

[surreal geode]

He said it not me

Said you stink like the dog poop stuck under his shoe

[simple iron]

He does

[lost schooner]

[surreal geode]

Crazy

[lost schooner]

@lavish musk is this factual?

[lavish musk]

Nah amara is capping

[surreal geode]

Yes it is

[lavish musk]

To give me a bad name

[surreal geode]

NAH

I'd never

[lost schooner]

I KNEW IT

[surreal geode]

He's laughing at u

[lost schooner]

Amarnerd back at it again

[simple iron]

DEMOTE

[lost schooner]

Maybe I should just ban all 3 of you

[surreal geode]

You're homeless now

Betrayer

[simple iron]

[lost schooner]

Nuh uh

I wint leave

[surreal geode]

Yuh uh

[lost schooner]

Nuh UH

[surreal geode]

YUH UH

[lost schooner]

@simple iron come drink beers at amaras place

Shes ok with it

[simple iron]

bet

[surreal geode]

No I'm not

Fatties

[lost schooner]

Hi not im xeno

[lost schooner]

Ur round shaped shut

[surreal geode]

Shut up

[surreal geode]

You're horizontally AND vertically challenged

[simple iron]

You both are fat

[lost schooner]

But especially amara

She a rookie mod too

[lost schooner]

Nuh uh

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-cat-emotional-gif-23930229

[surreal geode]

Nah u are

Liar

[lavish musk]

@surreal geode Explain.

[surreal geode]

HUH

Was I drunk when I said that?

[lost schooner]

Thats rude man

[surreal geode]

Because I do not remember

[lavish musk]

Cap

[simple iron]

That means she secretly loves you

[lost schooner]

Ur usually drunk

[surreal geode]

Where did I say this?

[lavish musk]

[surreal geode]

Says you

[lavish musk]

Leave it up to you to find out & delete

[lost schooner]

Amara steaming for induub 🥵

[surreal geode]

My reaction as well

[surreal geode]

Okay wait