#š¬āgorilla-chat
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Most Americans can't Name all 50 states and where they are located
You cheating on me girl š
is that even a girl
Ong
š
Iām still down
Name all states that boarder Montana
Why need women when you have men
great
uh
Hell yeah
thereās a lot
Me personally would want a milf
Hell yeah
north and south dekotah
I moved to Cali
California dreamin
Milf>Everything
I'm going back back to Cali Cali
idk i forget the rest
Why u stuttering š
why are you stuttering?
I
It was actually lyrics by biggie smalls
I have to hide my guns cause they would take it 
COW
COW
PLAYBOY
I thought u died
Playboy
Bro people in that one server are horny
My fav magazine
Idaho and Wyoming
Everyone does
Poor Wyoming
Isn't that server called like "kittens heaven"
fuck that place
Rude
For april fools you shouldve made this gorilla heaven
Whatās kittens havens?
No itās edating one
Very cringe
Good idea š
Admins would have killed me even for suggesting that
Oh yeah I'm dead
ight so we back
@simple iron stole my heart
I thought the admins loved their cow
i think me n @lethal kiln are fucking but idk
Hell yeah
ight perfec
Dm me bbg
okay pookie
Pookie bear
Hell yeah
Lmfaooo
or admins
Bet bro has grippers fr
bahaha
š
Lmao
Cows dead we saved chat
Chomp
yes
How old r u
Old enough to play gta in the actual age range

Help @simple iron is pinging me in weird servers
Why u in there
I like to bully them
Idk how Iām not banned yet
For emojis
Sus emojis
It's funny
oh my
guys now now
how do you full screen someoneās pfp
guys
guys
guys
||guys||



U ruined it
bae
now who tf you think you think you calling a bitch you lil
idk who the fuck you think you talking to
Umm think you think you
please say yk what iām yapping about
No
I'm not Gen alpha
a bitch is abitch

Wtf are you yapping about
itās a NWA song
Wrong
not nwa
i get them mixed
the other one then
whatever
but you know what iām talking about
It's actually a song by Dr dre a member of nwa called housewife on 2001
Bro I listen to every nwa song
dms hoe
Mods he called me a hoe
@wanton hull Exclusive 
womp womp
Based
AKA join now
Imma lurk
Oh yeah a bitch itz a bitch
Iām in the middle of something
Hi
Iām picking up a grocery order right now
Wut
Nothing (:

Damn
Wb
no
Only have for a short time
We ballin?
yea I know how it works, just don't participate myself since I ain't muslim and frankly I couldn't do it
Check mod chat
check the channel where we discuss the mod stuff 
so pretty much
Yes
who tf do i even text about this
hold up
check dms mr silly billy
actually no
itās okay
We bust
real
which class was it
Uh yea I think
oke check dms rq
@past marsh gimme a cat
Me when no dms
cough
Cough
ā¦.
DUTCH
Hi
i thought this mf died
Lmao
how u been
Im also dutch
Im born and raised as a dutch
+1
-2
so how is everyone
this melatonin aināt doing shit
i think it went back into my coke
My dog when he sees another dog walking into his territory (the other side of the street)
Do you Dutch people eat bread and chocolate flakes for breakfast @swift umbra @loud kiln
yes
Daily?
Lucky chocolate for breakfast
My parents would disown me
Cuz it's "bad health" "no nutrition"
Civics
I might get a new car
What kind?
Siamese
Okay im genuinely acoustic
I forgot the instagram meaning for car and searched "Siamese built cars"
Baby kitty or big truck?
I want a newer made car
If I get one
you better
@edgy mango food for you
Ayo
How does it feel to be in a bunch of NSFW servers
Is rainbow six siege good
Actually I'm in no NSFW servers
I don't join those
āFeetā
You sent me an image of a foot covered with āsauceā
@stone vine was asking me for pictures of me even though Iām 15
Pedo in the server
Hey @lethal kiln, would you like to report a user? Go to #šć¢supportļ¼report and click on āļø to create a report ticket.
Uhh yeah those e girl servers have weird emojis
*Do not the car
Was the sauce conveniently white?
Yes, like milk
yall
VAGAHAHA
i just saw the messAge that thing said
bro i have screenshots btw ššš
Nah bro, it's not that hard tbh
I mean, kids aged 13 can do it
for me it is eternal
try one judo class with an empty stumach, you seriously cannot
people pass out during training when they haven't eaten lunch (we train afternoons)
same
i am Hindu but I don't follow any Hindu traditions either 
I'm an atheist so yea
Oh, i see
I am interested in religions tho
I like learning about them
but I'm not a believer in anything myself
goodnight
wait i love this topic
whatās ur opinion on reincarnation?
Timbits are addicting
anyways
If you want to lose your sanity, yeah
Yo are u Eminem (slim shady)
In GTA going into first person and shoving someone against a wall for a few seconds can kill them without you getting a wanted level š
Good to know mate
Hi chat
Thatās me
Lmao my pfp is cute isnāt it? Just took it⦠before š
How old are u
17
Stay away
I live in Canada Ofcourse
Me too
Iām a nice person, all we⦠Canadains are arenāt we?
Yuh
Why did canadians put bombs in food cans in ww1 as a refusal to a second Christmas treaty
Donāt know ask @stone vine heās Canadian too
Prank
Lmao š¤£
Germans: can we stop fighting for a second its Christmas
Canadians: 
āLemme sip on my tims eh? Iāll blow your heads off ehā
What do you call people who live in montenegro???
Montenegrinans
Nice haircut
Cheers mate I look like a fkn mushroom, wouldnāt u agree?
"Lets throw cans of food to them, once we gain their trust we will throw pipe bombs :3"
Umbrella
I agree
Canadians are an awfully good bunch of lads arent they?
every console today is on atleast 25% off on amazon today for some reason
which is wild
CAP
too bad pc might be better for the graphics but a lot of people sstill prefer console
cuz its easy to use and lasts u long
Ye
The heat and the fans are 1 issue and you cant change parts easily as well
But laptops are better in all other aspects
Ye
unless you like playing at 90c
They are decent but not quite nice when compared with pcs
The gaming laptops handle pretty well dont they?
60?
ish celsius
We always talk about how strong minecraft steve is... But how strong are our gta characters?
Heyyy what chat can I go to, to ask for help on selling bunker
Iām on Ps5
I just didnāt wanna spam a random chat
Hey @polar sluice, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
Thank you
@smoky olive is online š
@warm folio what are you even cooking???
ig stealing some of my mingames š
Why
Is the weekly update for Australia released yet?
Naur
what time will it release
Never
i hate my life
nope
it will be released at 4am ET
I love it
Make me staff ong
This server used to be so active
It's 10pm in my country, I converted it from 4am ET. Where can I read it?
12 PM tomorrow
For you
12 30 for me
But where can I like read it
Ah, what the bonusses are?
We don't know yet lol
We'll know in max 20 mins
Damn alright
I hope destroying cargo goes on 2X$ š
has the weekly update dropped?
Not yet š¢
@ashen plume did you help to make the video in #š£āannouncements ?
I already made that joke buddy
wtf, wasnt it suppose to drop like 8 hours ago
No lmao, it always drops around this time
Making jokes about yourself , is your second job being a clown or smth?
Yes
Does it pay well?
Indeed
Damn so how much money do you get from your first job then?
2 happy meals
For a blowjob? Damn that's crazy
@tidal plank 
Lmaoooooo
If you want a coffee,massage,blowjob, hand job,sex and a shower it only Ā£60 š
That's cheap af but don't you think Dutch's prices are a bit better?
Apparently he just asks for 2 happy meals if you want 1 blowjob
That about right considering how much happy meals are now compared to 5 years ago š
If it's this funny every night I might wanna stay up more often lol
Nah not every night lol
Too bad
But that thing he said though
"Induub wants a ban"
Did you get any more singing lessons from baguette?
Thankfully not
My ears can't handle it
What about from firefly?
Nah he only teaches insults
I shit myself
Good, hope it smells 

Dafuq?
Itās vanilla whip
Oh
Do you wanna taste them?
I'm so happy I'm not eating rn
Yeah man as punishment for being weird
I'm good, I'mma pass
Omfg I read this as "good , I hope it MELTS"
Bruh 
My toe fart
You wanna smell I bet you would taste good
My son so dumb IQ 21 he tried to make friends, but they call him King Kong Wawa. Yeah my son yeah yeah yeah yeah
Thatās racist
Itās not youāre just wasting your time
Time to work with special cargo. šš„¶š„
this week is shit tbh
I agree, but special cargo is good tho.
Time to make a lot of money. šŖ
We're finally GOT A 2X SPECIAL CARGO.
I was waiting for this!
is the trip ship a good name for an acid lab?
caved in and bought mw3
Iām sorry for your loss
fr aha atleast it feels better then mw2
and i payed full price for that shit
sledge hammer did a decent job of fixing mw2
since thats all it is lmao mw2 with new movement and new maps
Mw3 was supposed to dlc but its not exactly surprised that they sold it for 70 dollars full price
yhh i know aha its baisscly a copy and paste thats why all the skins and shi came from mw2 over to 3
but i will say its better then mw2
ngl
I still hate it
samee but i like cod so i play them lmaoo
I havenāt even updated it in months
treyarch do better cods in my opinion
True that
i somtimes get mad but im not bad at recent cods
i kept getting shadow banned on mw2 as everyone reported me for cheats
became unplayable for me
yoooooooooooooo
Iām not bad but outside external sources such as things outside of my control like sbmm/eomm
@surreal geode im in ur walls 
yh thats annoying aha just join up on someone whos worse then you get there lobbys aha
Me too, Amara is holding me hostage
also gulf war got a extra year of development
so should be way more finished
with i hope more content
Yeah good luck pretending that 
well we will still get drip fed content ofcourse but i mean more polished
i still have faith in treyarch ngl
cold war was good
wow fr?
thats kinda rude smh
im holding amara's food hostage usually
only reason that released half done was because they had to help sledge hammer alot with there game
before cold war
Yeah she has me tied up in her walls
kids on internet be like
Me for real
Hi
oh man thatts crazy, I should get you out of there
you ā ļø

She will try to drug me
what for 
God knows what
What
Guys look what cow said
damnn get him outta heree
?mute 885123621486469151 1h cool
That user is already muted.
LLL
someone was lurking
Lel
mf
I was in chat
I muted him thank me later guys
same shit
lyt bbg š
Now watch the hate DM
imagine not mutting in public
DWAG
thanks
you the best mod here
sounds like a good time
why cant I pick both 
whoever votes is gay
cow_h has been warned. || homophobia (100)
take that 

how are you though cow man guy fella
pretty good actually
might've lost a few braincells today
but doing good
wbu
why? did you talk to @near patrol or sum?
nah I just went to Twitter
I'm doing good, been very busy you guys mustve missed me ong 
lemme be cheap
@lost schooner Gieriguh Hollandur
Right, coz it's cheaper than the supermarket
@raw warren what is april her @?
during covid maybe lmao everyone went crazy here in 2020 no shops had toilet paper
same here lmao
purelyapril
dw I dont reuse toilet paper, I just dont waste it so I let @lavish musk use it as napkins after I used it
he likes it that way
@cunning void day2 of asking for last to leave vc event, its been 2 years
Who tf removed that
last to leave vc was fun
how does lilbadatrap still have clown decoration
shouldnt that be removed from yall already?
Now with these new features you can play poker in vc and shit like thst easily
Makes it even better
nah i think we keep it right?
truee uno would be pretty funny in last to leave
no lol its temporarilly
oh
play poker in vc???? what??? wym????
wont complain aha
im interested now
WHAT THE FUCK
blazing 8 is fun
thats fucking awsome
its uno
discord vc actually improved wtf
yhh discord games are fun but you need nitro
Winner sends loser a 10 euro tikkie
you can play with out nitro tho just need it to start it
Thats where @raw warren comes
Or you
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
indeed
i could of won a last to leave here but the prize was nitro and i didnt want to take that away from a child lmao
I got 4th, top 3 won but i fell asleep at 6am
i came second cant remember how long ago it was
also if yall go all in for no reason
this is fun
I can remove bots if y'all want
idrc, depends what others want
i do not have good cards rn ngl
same
i lost all my money im broke
lmao
rip
uh well I thats unfortunate, can you just rejoin with cash?
yhh ill join next game aha
to me
thats not true
I'm starting new
mfs leave
@raw warren did u beat my kings?
alr ill leave
@viscid haven leave
I had 3 aces and 2 5's on table

Im confused
rip full house
lets do uno after
same its being weird
cap
Also i cant chat when i play
its called blazing 8
Cuz phone
ill beat yo asses
oh rip
BRO
noooo aha
hehe good game
I WAS WINNINGGG
ahaha
I HAD THE RIGHT CARD

OFC
not this uno
cow why u left
its not entirely ythe same
nerd activities ong
noooo bs
i was going to winnn
victory no 3
nooooo

we need more players fr
Bro scammed me twice

damnnn aha
i cant get a win
I think majjt is hacking
I still won more
What even are you playing, poker?
no we moved past that
Oh
blazing 8 croll up
uno now
watered down uno
or blazing 8s
Tf is that even 
same shit
uno
about timeeeee
go in the waiting, youll be in next round
Nothing happens when I press join lmao
Not even waiting
rigged
@lost schooner actually I'mma pass
NEW PLAYER YAY
Lmfao how was he able to join while for me nothing happened
maybe restart discord
I'm on PC though so that's probably why
bruh
im on pc
?afk bother @past marsh
@boreal arrow I set your AFK: bother @past marsh
was doing this to me other day maybe restart discord
now press join
so you join next round
Hey man, howās you and your mom?
And sup duub
i mean in the game it says you spectating
Iāll set one up 
shes good shes just a little fed up today defo wanted to be left alone so i didnt spend much time there today
nice
W admin if you ask me
april play blazing 8s with us
Is that event as simple as it sounds?
thanks for asking!! im also good just tired mostly i hope you are good!
gg
Long ass game lol
ype last to leave
Yup
Lol
finally ur in induub
Wsg yāall
it wouldnt let me press my cardsss
fr
Thanks man, Iām doing alright.
Whatās this blazing 8
uno
Ahh okay
Very very secretive
Lol what happened
I quit
hm why
I don't like Uno
š ā ļø
Yāall in a vc?
yeah please tell majjt to stop moaning
nahh just playing the game
im just playing dw
Well Iāll leave you to it
š
youre playing?
uno maybe?
theres mini golf to
thats pretty fun
can fuck each other in that
lol we can try it out
@nova frigate You can accompany me in the exclusive vc though 
I would but I have to sleep early tonight
Damn haha
you do know all 3 of us can go in exclusive vc also
I slept at 6am today and woke up at 5pm smhh
Well, yes
But I don't want any peasant members in there
ggs
understandable
Should we try
we should i like the mini golf
lets try it
Last unoo game
fair
As a cheese head yourself, damn
im no cheese head
Smh
@edgy mango son what are you doing here still at this time
Idk I just decided to wake up I anyways need to get up in like 10 mins
I see, have fun at school
join mini golff
where
cows just playing alone
nvm
ahaha
Might join later
@loud kiln How long would you want the event?
well its a last to leave
Iād do it this weekend, but Iāll discuss it first
so i guess infinite
2 years ago it took like 8 hours till we got bored/ fell asleep
Alright
defo a weekend
Al hated europeans, but a time thats best for every1 ig
cow and me arent so good at this
This is fun
joinn
Idk how i got 2 hole in ones
I dont think im enjoying this as much as yall
aahaha
sure
I love garlic phone
gg
Gg
what is it
Prob me
i got such a random one
bruh
I wonder who wrote that
something like the ghosts eternal sees
this is so random
oh that's me
lmaoooo
ong my fucking drawing was highly goated
closee
LMAO
kinda close aha
We can never keep this sfw
everyone had wild ideas then theres me "yellow bus"
How did the bus turn into train
true
Ill do something normal
lmfao
It's Thursday it's gonna be a boring day
and schnizo
if you got what i got you would understand aha
Mine is actually good
same
mine is gonna be gotten
dude what the actual fuck is mine
MY DISCORD FUKING CRASHED
Is phone advantage or disadvantage
omfg
noooo
adventage
I knew that was cow lmao
bruh i had no idea what that sentence ment
Schizophrenic dreaming I thinkš
how did you not get angry birds š
angry birds makes snese aha
sense
now that i look at it again
turtle
ahahahaha
that's where my disc crashed
this is fun never played this one before
same it is fun
New game?
Anybody know fo9 gta servers
Good
yhh why not
Is cow with us or crashed
lol
@raw warren are you with us in the room?
phew
I see some WILD shit on gartic phone when I play bro
same
anddddd I got kicked
even on the rare occasion a prompt is normal, it ends up going sexual
I just don't play now
NOOO COE
Yeah, instead you bully others now
Lol
That was my cat
Sure buddy
Ans my dog
this is hard on mouse ngl
happends to me all the time
Gosh dang it Felix stop bullying people
Weird ass dog i got
Every day man
Very funny, now fuck off and don't do that again
Glad we all got the mushroom bing
Whatās going on?
Hint**
Eh don't mind it
aha fr
visual actually got my shit right crazy
empty
@lost schooner astraunaut whatš
š wym
how tf did silly billy know that
How you canāt spell astronaut
i think he sees the pick before
"fucking delicious"
LOL
Didnāt know how else to get the hint across
š
oeh that last one was pretty good
ahaha

