#💬┃gorilla-chat
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that would be nice of you
couldnt find anything in rules regarding that topic thats why i asked im not tryna get myself banned or anything
Buy it :")
Checked with the staff team. You’re allowed to game share.
Oh yeah, my dad got me a new monitor 💀
W dad
He saw how much I liked his monitor, so he went out and got me the same exact monitor.
that’s crazy
btw this is also crazy
I got the biggest case oh gif

Wait you made that one?
yea
This one ^
indeed
over 249k shares😭
only because i was the first person to make a case gif
I wonder if we can keep a car this week
ye
Brodie was bouta give me minimum cut if i helped with his preps 💀💀
Who tryna rp ps5
Hey @cosmic relic, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
thank you
i would if i had the money rn
Who tryna rp
rp who
what the fuck is a roleplay
Furry gorillas
anyone know how i can join the crew on gta
Once again, go to LFG
Y can’t its full
Glad I played rdr2 first
Because playing rdr1 after the game makes so much more sense now
If there is any indian gta player on playstation 4 message me
Hey @marsh sapphire, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138
@raw warren jee exam when
6th
Good luck 🫂
thank you
You make for some good leather
Someone destroyed half my weapons from my bunker when I was selling it yesterday on GTA Online and I’m still mad about it 💀😤
quit the game really fast youll keep everything
yeah dont talk him he angy
I would’ve done that if I wasn’t stupid and slow 😂
the new weekly update hasn't shown up for me yet
Yerr
Tell tgg I said hi in the stream bc imma sleep rn and I won’t be awake
You missed him in chat yesterday
He’s always fucking active when I’m sleeping
Shit is fucking rigged
Anyways night night chat
Nighty night tubby don't break the bed tonight

Chubby balls
sup
howdy
Hey robo
Hey stixz
Hru?
who is edward?
All good
Gonna return my phone tomorrow and get a new one so I’m getting that ready
Hopefully my credit score is good enough for it lol
Bek/baguette
Nice sounds good
currently a bit excited and nervous for tomorrow cuz i gotta perform some songs for open night at my school
they dont allow glitches here lol

unless its just visual ones
it is
that chat is even more dead
not gonna get much from here either
General isn’t an lfg chat
nieks also asking for footage of my performance even tho we cant record smh
Nice best of luck my guy
Get those shitty glasses with cameras
i wish but i cant really
let me double check
Ight
smells like teen spirit, my life has been saved, free as a bird, real love and one vision
Good line up
indeed

used a lot of my lunchtime to practice these
just gotta pray i dont sing or play shit
same goes with my friends lol
I doubt it, you’ll do great mate
Thanks :))
Oh is it a band?
yeah
Ahhh neat
indeed
We started as a group just for an assignment but now were becoming a small band ig
thanks, hope it also goes well for your credit score
How original
Cheers lol
?
cant tell if youre calling the list original or just sarcasm 😭
oh yeah if there are still quite a lot of people still listening we might add in bulls on parade and fistfull of steel (rage against the machine songs)
how do i join the gta crew on ps5
dammit
If you wanna look for other crews you can check out #🏆┃gta-crew-promotions #🚔┃gta-discussion and #🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
Also #1003766531123073074
Womp womp
Okay racist boy
Sing about drugs and prison and you'll make it 💯
i got gta 6 for free
Can anyone tell how to find best races in gta v all i played were not good enough like streamers
why tf they got clown shit
Fax
NO
What
blud cuh gang gang
V
i’m not pc
use your uh
Rob 200 liquor stores to unlock this option
button
say less
right
usually works if you jsut press the button beside your playstation logo or something
Yes press the interaction button and it should work
Unless you have the heist final locked to first person in the gamemode settings
Probably what he's done
anyone on ps5 wanna do diamond casino
How's the day been lads?
hello chat
I got 800 dollars for free today
whats the bunker research missions?
i just got 2000$ for doing absolutely nothing
How?
Should I swap my bunker from research to manufacturing this week due to double money?
ye
||fornweaponandcarandehagnotfuzzboi||
Bruhh the one time my controller is broken
Why did I move here I guess it was the weather.
||mjchealsmkkescokefrkmelrubio||
U having a stronk?
Trkkze
Yes research can be done any time 👌
You forget a thousand things a day, Make sure this is one of em pal.
@simple iron stfu
uh
where tf is my opressor
is not in my garage or my mc club and i don’t see it in the map it won’t lemme spawn it
Where was it last in? MOC?
is it destroyed
call mors mutual
wtf is that
A.Limbean is AFK: Sleeping, bother @swift umbra - 7 hours ago
it never said it was destroyed i haven’t thought of that so ty
was it destroyed
hes obviously an ohio sigma smh how can you not see that
reason #1,530 of riding a motorcycle: when you leave for work, there's a chance that you may not make it to work and you won't have to work ever again
What the fuck-
what...?
Sorry, But I'm loyal to Amanda after Therapy.
now that the tennis coach is out of the picture
And the guy who was " teaching " Amanda Yoga.
But god damn Jizzle keeps on going to burger shop, I mean does he want to get arrested with his dealer?
teaching could most possibly be an understatement
And hes working at an Arcade with Creepy Uncle Lester.
the cops do nothing vincent yold me
Like god damn hes making money or soemthing
i hear sketchy stuff abt that place
Who vincent? He sounds like somebody who got fired at a casino then left working at Rockford Hills plaza and works at the LSPD
quite the opposite unfortunately
Oh?
yeah sad
And also, You heard off Franklin and Trevor? Franklin last I heard worked with Dr.Dre who ever the hell he is and Trevor went Vinewood apparently.
Also hows the Mile High Club reconstruction going? I aint really had a reason to get there the last time I went down there I think was to " deal " with Simeon the repo.
trevor is the junkie that lived up in sandy shores right
Yeah, The one who done that Drug Heist.
gonna be honwst its slacking more than gta 6 development
yeah i think that guy
Hows simeons dealership?
yo
hi
WHAT?! I thought I put that bastard out of buissness.
anyone up for helping and getting helped back? on GTA V of course
Oh hes gonna experience a " Striking Shutdown " soon -laughs-
the stocks have had the biggest impact on him
?roles @lapis tulip
No roles matched your search.
dyno has gotten dummer
Oh hes going to love my friend called Lester all hes gotta do is tell the LSPD theres some drug stuff happening there and hes out of buissness
and then go to the selected lfg for your console/pc
LSPD?!
lester and simeon will be enemies to lovers
Stupid LSPD bots, Deserved to be dead.
smh they summoned
Heh, Lesters found his love he told me hes getting married.
dissapointed in him
disappointed in him
Yeah, He hit a joint dunno what one and he told me hes getting married with the person who introduced him to that joint and ask him to rob it.
sir yapsalot says it all smh
Dont know hows hes gonna walk to the limo, Unless hes got a wheelchair.
I win ALWAYS
hmm i think i know who but dk the name
hillary clinton
uhh close
Cellary Milton?!
my final guess
Georgina or something, Apparently shes in the top 50 of something most she was voted the "eighty-ninth best-dressed lady in China". or some shit, Like what is that? A flex or a status?
No….
aint no way he said osama bin laden.
aint no way right?
Yeah, 100% Not a deleted message saying " Osama bin laden? "
i didnt delete it
mod
also so what if i said it the mans dead he aint pullin up in yo closet il boy
whats that
Vencords a discord plugin it shows deleted messages etc.
My friend uses it
Thats how I know of it.

Just search up what Vencord is
Only people who are terminally online use it

Terminally Ill or some shit?
Wtf is that
You american?
Yes
can anyine help me do sell missiosn?
GCSE is your end of high school test in the UK.
it was a joke anyway
Im in a pleasant mood or I wouldve definitely spout some shite
Akakakaakakkaakakakakkka
just got warned for stating a historically great figures name
Ofc you did
Yeah, 100% Great Historical Firgure.

This was his best day " 2nd May 2011 "
Rip pussy pulverizer
lets just get off the topic of him
💀
Will Always be with us in the great history books of roblox
America!
I love servers like this
pls donate
i like scamming kids out of robux
Me too
I do it in pls donate
its so easy
Btw I'm still on episode 3 of the walking dead the ones who live
ive still only watched ep1
nuh uh
Yu huh
?ban
Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
whos got the power now

If anyone can make a crew emblem DM me
you can look in #🚔┃gta-discussion or #🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
what if they arent on PS5 though?
they have thevps5 role smh😭
did i ask?
Me
Nah how about you.
hush nerdy
You guys have the exact same perms but yeah
not an option unfortunately
Got the podium car 2 weeks in the row, first try both times (Ive used all my luck and now im going to be brutally murdered)
Alright, I'll call Merryweather.
i haven't won a podium vehicle in months
thats sad
It is, im going to have a horrible week irl now
also faggio did you listen to the songs i reccommended
as far as i know + isn’t a protected role so we can remove each others mod role and then ban each other
Slipped my mind, ill check em rn
so the one who does it faster has more perms 
- fortunately is a protected role
then how was baguette banned
this one right?
yeahh
mod abuse
we can test it right?
i mean remove my mod role and staff role then try to mute me with dyno
hmm ill try
go on
you just did it yourself
to this day i still try ti figure out what half of that stuff says
nerdy your roles smh
i can’t read the ones after muted
I think the long ones are class members
Cayo help?
Then nitro booster
Hey @lucid jay, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138
That's niek
now you are a scammer
shhhh, or else he will muted you
you can’t hide the truth 
I’m gonna give myself every role cuz why not
that’s mod abuse
Had to miss a few upcoming roles🫡
You are there to unmute me
this looked nice
i’m there to ban you 
and the mod channels aren’t there
Even better
It says I have one notif here but it’s not showing I think I might just end it
idk which channel it is and marking the server as read is effort
im gonna go play google snake
grind bunker
i have to plug in my xbox and the wires are tangled
i need to fix my wire mangement
not a valid excuse
go grind bunker
i think otherwise
dinner
That looks like shit
quite literally
Cow that is the worst thing you have shown
goat meat
That looks like the shit jizzle keeps in my fridge.
you should post that in #💎┃memes/media cause it looks like garbage
Wait
@loud kiln dwag
Maybe i shouldnt send thst here
excuse me
Yes
I didnt know whst it was untill i saw it
It'll look good
My honest reaction
i’m going to be honest with you
|| that does not look like food||
@raw warren i was just checking if yall were paying attention as a mod
You passed the test
@boreal arrow didnt
bro i could eat that pepper rn
boy i was traumatized by the image cow posted
factual.
Luckily yall like me
i wasn’t in the mood to moderate 
who said we like you 
had this for lunch
First normal looking food
Maybe you are weird but all others like me
I'll remind you on Apr 04, 2024 22:41, MET center/time selection
alright that partly looks normal except the syrup (or whatever it is on the noodles)
its teriyaki sauce
Especially @drowsy oasis (i have no clue who he is)
maybe
the name sounds nice tbh
Bro stop stealing jizzles shit out of my fridge.
You DONT know that??!
hes starting to get pissed off.
no
Bros weird
Btw i can name almost all countries of the worls
World
Im at 180 out of 197
enigma
nerdy are u dutch
nope
Ill also try it
belgian?
no
let’s see who has the highest score
where i was born wasn’t in that list but you guessed where i live
Germany
How much time do you need?
In 15 mins I did 140 I believe
sup pluto
Anyone know the way back to Los-Santos? I went on a flight to Vice City.
i still haven’t opened the website 😂
Sup sunflower
sup ban magnet
Please don't start to call me that
oops sorry
i saw someone else do that so i thought it's your nickname
Nope just Dutch thinking it's funny
Jup or Jupiter are pretty much the only things ppl call me lol
ait
Thanks 
np
can we call you "big giant hydrogen ball"?
No?

it was worth the shot
Im at 141 in 7 mins
So 1 every 3 seconds
I need the whole of north and south america and oceania
But i forgot 1 in europe and the ? Is too big to see exactly what country it is
Does anyone have a solution for infinite loading screen on p4?
Liechtenstein?
yes
rockstar has
switch to PS5.
Hey 👋
If it's in Italy it's either San Marino or Vatican
France it's Monaco
Bordering France and Spain it's Andorra
Don't forget Luxembourg
I think that are all the micronations in Europe
Oh Malta aswell
Already have all of those
Then where is it?
Its north of greece, south of croatua
Kosovo?
India
Does anyone have a solution for infinite loading screen on p4?
Nearly same size as Netherlands
Yeah
Restart the game
Pretty much that
Can't do anything else
Its out of executive, gunrunner, nightclub owner, biker
Yea after that
Yeah the executive
@boreal arrow i give up
Okay Executive it is
Imma try aswell
Fuck I'm not gonna beat that
Get a good empire bud (:
I'd be surprised if I get over 120 tbh
What did you forget?
what does B2B mean?
Idk what car to choose now 💀
Jupiter are we not friends anymore?
Ouch I forgot some pretty easy ones @loud kiln
125
what game
Equador , Ethiopië , Afghanistan , Cyprus , and Kenya
Those are the worst I forgot
But I did get Kyrgyzstan LMAO
Fuck I got 124
ban this silly billy
My lawyer says nuh uh
Sporcle
i’ve got one more xD
did u have a stroke or is that the game
too bad I dont care 
i forgot iceland, denmark and luxemburg 😂
I forgot such easy ones
Iceland?
it’s the website
Haha
Is it like geo guesser or something
It's a game where you try to guess every country
you weight about 280 liar
Ngl I dont believe you
no, you just need to type as many countries as you know

cap cap cap cap cap cap cap
more like 28
grams
Dont cheat
There is one
But idk if it has outlining
Cuz I used another website
What the fuck is the people at gta 6 maping community cooking
I went there to look and found this
Explain in gta terms
❤️🔥
good, cooking dinner rn
just busy recently really thats why ive been off alot
Uhhh it's similar to hookers riding to female character dick
You don't understand how
But it just works
true
Oh that's actually nice
What u cooking
Guys does the f1 wheel glitch still work?
just a beef patty with some boiled potatoes and cauliflower 
Sounds like an average Dutch meal
?
Hey, @karmic mortar It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
Wanna see what I made today?
but im cooking it while sipping my beer so its even more dutch
Made some lamb
ye show

wtf
did u cook their hoofs?
eggsually @surreal geode what u have for dinner
and @swift umbra
Nah
Shuddup zaza
lof en ham
Did you know raccoons taste like turkey
:
oh, what kinda meat is that then
oh dang thats pretty good, with cheese and ham?
+1
Raccoons taste like homo sapiens
yea, not a personal favourite tbh
lol it translated this to praise him 
oh lol, it doesn't mean that
I did sir 
I had steak rice and vegetables for dinner don’t tell cow
I have become sir yapsalot the fourth
succory and ham
why not

Yapper

I think zaza should be yapsalot the fifth, he yaps so incredibly much
Succed our legacy my dear boy @simple iron
Ye change my name
+1
welcome to our family sir
eziest W in the history of Ws
i shall now swear in as sir yapsalot the vi th
ong
Answer dm 


hmm alright son
why are there 2?

3 now
we are the royal family of this here kingdom
im next in line for the throne 
After all these years of tremendous searching
Found a worthy successor I have!!

I swear cow added this
cring
yall haven't seen it yet?
Jew why did you add it

don't like the texture of the lof
I see, makes sense
did you have potatoes with that?
Why just boiled
oven is better ngl

I might ask my mom to make dump them in the over for once
dont remember
since I did that with brocolli once and it became 10 times better
Wassup with boiled veggies and shi
Broccoli is delicious
Are you a prisoner subjected to prison food
OFC you'd say that

hm they pretty ok sometimes
not the boiled in water version
that sucks
just one soggy mess
+1
Can I be Sir Yapsalot MMI ?
Continue sequencial order
that is?
Proper etiquette is of utmost priority
You shall be the 8th
@lavish flame And you 7nth
VIII niceeeee
SirYapsALotMMXXIII
hehe

wellcome to our family sir
you will be 5th in line for the throne
5th?
Starting from third I sit at the head of the table
well sir yapsalot the 3rd is currently the monarch
oh I see, Well imagine a whole server (160k) with these names
The earlier 3 died of constipation, Hiv and explosive diarrhea
Their fate is saddening
sir yapsalot the 160000th ☠️
Roman numbers

may god have their souls 
and the cleaners have no gag reflex?
what
Sir YapsALot CLXIII
uh well 🤔 I did hear some of the cleaners actually died of the plague after cleaning up the mess in which Sir YapsALot II died
the explosive diarrhea be killing
A kingdom is no fun unless it comes at the cost of a few measly peasants
sponsored by taco bell
wiser words have never been spoken
Aka those who didn't join the bloodline

let's trade cow for grain
The opinion of the ruling class is law dear
oh right
dam
we dont even need to care what he thinks
Heck yeeeaahhhh 🗣️🔊🔥
what level do I get those?
20 im pretty sure
I'm rank 21
Wait so am i
weird huh?

too bad I won't get xp from spamming cow's dm's
these are sad times we live in
if that was the case somebody already wouldve been lvl 100
you mean zaza?
@simple iron is actually quite close to being the first ever lvl 100 in here
lvl 97 or sum
congratulations
nah zaza doesnt spam cow much
@swift prairie prolly does
that pfp bro 💀
I hadnt even seen that, thats wild 
wtf
also, what's the national flag for yap land?
uh
Hmm
its a blue flag with two crossed swords like this ⚔️ and then above that is a head like this one 🗣️
The council shall take a swift decision
Our ideology hold no value without symbolism
reminds me of the Scottish flag ngl
I admire your idea
very true, what do you propose we do
wait we need it to be green not blue or the head wont show 
yap land is real, google it
I suggest we adopt your flag + niek loves teslas written on the back
brilliant
Does it look like we need to fella
Exellent
seconded
splendid
uh yes that
to make a flag?
oui oui
I suppose we can get stickz to do that if he's willing to be a complacent ally of ours
I can
Ah Bravo!
the patriotism is real
I can't share pics here
dm ig
How do i stash the chair shot on ps5
plz ima run out of time
PLEASE
SOMEONE
OMG
idk man sorry
its very good
124
Ahem
ahem
as long as I get Mongolian grass to eat
You will get @simple iron 's grass
😋
cow fatty
you also yap alot no?
fatty
you can be the pet cow of house YapsALot 
We shall be mindful of our reserves
Hell eat it all
The grass will send you to space
seconded
oh true
well in that case we will just keep him as food reserve
Financially sound decision
He’s a mini mod
change pfp
Give

Highest level achieved 👑
we took over
Huh its not raccoon, im Sit YapsALot IV
Another mistake like that will lead to immediate prosecution @raw warren
And possible decapitation
we need a chat
and castration
to make decisions in
lol
Our decisions shall be made in the open chat
We are not cowards
We yap and they obey
there's cow in coward
Ofc he is
🔥
Yo is special cargo still worth doing
I see a potential yapper here
hmm'
@lavish flame you now officially have recruitment powers
Yo is special cargo still worth doing
thank you Sir YapsALot III
Maybe, it takes 10 mins and has a decent payout for what it is
I hereby invite you to join our glorious Yap kingdom and become one of our yappers
denying is public hanging
Ordered a quesadilla for myself along with a slice of cake
Fries with mayo dip
That's about it
Sounds yummy
has anyone encountered fully invisible mk2 cargo griefers? (body and bike invisible)
i just got one and he destroyed all my bunker
i luckly destroyed the bike with a sticky bomb and he got another immediatly
if i once had a modder mirror another map u[side down on the sky once what u suggest is possible
I didn't have it in so long and I was craving it but I never had the opportunity to order it because I was busy with other things
Aww man that sucks
it also didnt help that i delivered the phantom wedge to the location but it didnt actually deliver and it was glitch
Finally had it today though 
to add to that the guy who was helping me got his wedge stuck and couldnt use his brain to get another car to push it out
So you did end up getting the burrito?
fully destroyed cargo
Yes sir
huh
Lovely
What was in it
bruh
Grilled chicken strips with cheese, jalapeños and chilli sauce
@neon estuary
aw hell man im starving
i could go for some fuckin grilled chicken right about now
Man, Jizzles pissing me off.
bro what
Go for it
Whats stopping you?
money
Ask a parent or sibling
nahhh 💀 me during cuet last year (fr)
bruv 😭
I swear everyone is giving cuet
except me
my exam centre was called "kalyani government engineering college"
look that up on Google maps you'd understand
not this one
they have like 3 different wings
so I had to move around all 3 to find out the right one
top govt harassment
Hi can anyone help me with a cayo heist (Xbox old gen)
Hey @south wyvern, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
hi
Hi
Sup
?
I’m doing alright, hbu.
How come?
idk 🐒
Pig Latin is crazy
Hm not very healthy
For a second I thought you were the other dude
food is food
That sucks
How often does it storm over at the UK?
It's not like I eat takeaway every day
You’re a mod
Doesn't storm alot but does rain often
True
Honestly I like the rain
Same but not on days when I'm out running errands
That would suck
I am Sir YapsALot the fourth, next in line for the throne of Yapia. Thou shall respect me peasant
Indeed
Over where I live, it’s always rather sunny or cloudy. Rarely ever rainy.
I seen like 5 lizards in my yard 
I knew some people that do, unhealthy fr. U do cook sometimes right?
Rarely ever sunny here 
I cook meals pretty much every day
Fish and chips everyday
salmon is delicious
Ah what do you cook usually



