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i cant tell man im stupid
well april fools is tomorrow
cow are you good at python lol
ofc not lol
im stupid 
true
You missed tgg today
idc

What did you think of the song @small needle
Sup
It was good!
hello can somebody fix my gta 5 problem
When I load in online version after some time it auto closes pls help me
Thats a random af ping man
Idek youš
But I am fine ig
Pluto can u add me back
you are story mode master wow
can you help me in gta online
You have ps5?
Anyone can get that role mateš
Just open a ticket and show your proof of 100% completion
Have we met somewhere beforeš
Hey @jade wyvern, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
Man I have 0 mutual servers and friends with you wtfš
Oh well then
Alright nvm then lol
I thought you are some friend of mine trying to troll me for a momentš
nah it was a random ping lol
I take it GTA 6 giveaway is complete bullshit?
Canāt even tell wether itās sarcasm or not
Well he could get codes and such for the game and just give em to the winners when the game comes out
ily

1 april
fr
He lurking
Today/Tomorrow(depending on timezone) itās April 1st as well so who knows maybe itās a prank
Exposed
Even if it was
i lurk too
Same
bye sweatie
E
grrr
I love you
why?
Bc we friends
Gta 6 giveaway ?!!?
Ye
Hey jupiter

What

Are you high
No
@edgy mango answer dm
josh!
Bitch


Just stating facts 
Hru
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nuh uh
Fr heās very mean
yeah i've been alright
a bit tired rn so imma take some sleep probably
Lol go sleep then
chat iām mewing š¤«š§
Hello chat
Hi chat
Hi green
hi
How's it going?
Hello people
Twitch?
Hello
Hey
How's it goin'
Pretty decent, you?
Pretty good ngl
Probably YT
What are you upto
GTA, but in an hour or 2 a friend will come here so
double the gaming fun
Ait, pass your channel over in DM's or some
Isn't it midnight for you lol
Nightowls 
I was going to head off to sleep but I had to complete some work
Right
okay
Oh yeah
I'll lose MOTM tomorrow
fun while it lasted
Same
What's SOTM again 
Tgg
Staff of the month
ah right
Motm is gonna be me
I'll reply to this message once the announcement is made
U just replied to it
Silly billy willy
Wait
Re-reply*
Thats me
Silly
@surreal geode time to play some Clash of Clans
Have fun
You gonna play coc with your mates?
Thanks 
Nah gta
We were considering r6 buuuut.... we prefer to keep our sanity
your least favorite mod is back
Oh
Oh. Hi
How fun
Great idea
Sanity > anything else
I always knew he was gay
Raid weekend time
I want to try out R6. It got a sudden boost of popularity because of a streamer.
Right
Oh did you?
Don't 
My least favorite mod is @surreal geode
Do u actually play
I'm kidding
Shut it you fat American
What did i do to you
Sometimes
I was gonna ping zeal but he's awol
Stuff 
F
So I am more favorited than amaraš
That sounds bad 
If @past marsh and @surreal geode were the same person i wont be surprised
Nope


Still mad over the fact I am no longer your kitten?
Her? Female mod
Ik its rare
This is wild
Wild
@past marsh my honest reaction
Female 
Something you've never seen in your life
Is it because you can't grow facial hair? š
Nah I got facial hair

Rookie
?tag NERD
uhm actually āļøš¤
Well done
?tag Cock
Go talk to women
Why talk to them when I could listen to British Girlfriend Begs You To Stop Talking About Crypto

Only useful thing u have done

@simple iron listen to abc ghi by skema boy it's a girl song turned Jesus it's great
Hey pal listen
Send link
I banned eternal
Look it up mf š
I take my words back
Iām lazy
Alr fine
š„ Skema Boy - ABC ghi (Lyrics)
āŖļø Stream/Download: https://rb.gy/5ptqsl
Skema Boy on Spotify: https://rb.gy/bi7lry
Music Submission E-mail: beatsbyalto@gmail.com
@simple iron
Promoting? 
It's a good song
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Mod aboose
Why
Because you're tempting me 
I don't want my join date to go away

Hmmmmmm
It's good right?
Itās not bad
Thanks 
5g of protein

@wind trout give me a song from your playlist
I added that emoji
Made for Heaven by cain
Alright

We know
Hello people
Hello
Ophelia is a banger
I know it is april fools
You're a banger
Crazy
But a fake giveaway fr
Bro is fake lucy
Naaah
Considering how many crimes I have committed I doubt
Alright
I'm very real
The song is "ophelia" and its a banger and not "ophelia is a banger"
Can we bang the girl name Ophelia?
Yeah I found the song 
Would there be a girl named ophelia?

Never seen or heard of one
Name your future daughter that
What if I have no daughter
Then get one
I wouldnāt even name my daughter that
š
I would name my son Za then my daughter Zacist
Good cus you just wanted to bang a girl named ophelia 
I'd name my kid eugene
How was mine
bros gonna get bullied
Around a 7
That's the plan
I'll take that
what if he makes the bullies go bye bye with a pew pew
š¤Ø
Give another song
W
what
He's gonna stand up for himself
Then he's going to go pew pew himself or get arrested
Unless heās Steven hawking he canāt
Latter sounds better
Patriot by topper
Then he'd be dead
Alright
doesn't most shooters die before they're arrested?
Some in jail rn
nuh uh
Me next - za
This one?
Yeah spelt the name wrong
Not me clearly
Niceee
I'll give it an 8 or 9
Is it true more than 4 table spoons of salt can kill you?
It could
Hmmm
Is it true that edibles are more dangerous than smoking weed
Idk I didnāt really do a lot of edibles
@raw warren not the whole world is in april yet 
anyone down for some gta 5 golf?
Hey @tough leaf, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
im not seeing golf on there
is the gta 6 pre order thing ach real
it is
ye i saw but when do preorders go live cuz imma preorder if i dont win
ok
na that akr for a bit i thought preorders had gone live for the whole publix lol
still tho im so hyped
nope, just a few employees that can give them to friends
and cow is being nice and is giving them away here
some of us have also gotten them
also if ur not allowed to say then thats fine i get it but what is it like
it's so much fun
ok š½
is it for series x and ps5 right?
well I don't work for them, I'm just a staff member here
alr
@raw warren knows it, we just got lucky and were allowed to play
as far as I know yes
but they gave us pc codes to try it out since its dev version
oh alr
and you can't get dev stuff on ps5 or xbox
ye that makes sense
but if the winner doesn't have a pc they'll just get the game when it comes out
so that problem is solved as well
alr sounds good im so fkin exited
well I wish you the best of luck in winning bud
ty man
well it's real
cap
he a rockstar employee so he pob got moneh
also my pc kinda booty so idk if it will run it
im not sure what i should do abt that
I don't have the best stuff either
worked fine for me
main thing im worried abt is that half my ram recently stopped working so i only have 8 gb
i have a r5 2600 and a 4060
So! people are playing GTA Online solo. (Invite only lobbies)
Isnāt this a multiplayer game, not a digging solo kind off.
an rtx 4060?
idk man
and you're saying you have a shit pc?
mainly my ram will
bro I have a 3050 and it had no issues
ik my gpu is more tghen fine
can be enjoyed solo
and i think my cpu will manage as well
i played mostly solo just grinding money and buying shi
how much ram do u have?
I have 16 gigs of ram
Only if someone is not greedy or low in cash.
so you'll be fine
i played most my time solo
from start to finish only time i played with people is when i needed someone for a heist
did you have issues playing gta vi yesterday?
with 8 gb?
ye ik its scuffed as hell it use to be r5 2600 16gb ram and 1050ti but 8gb of my ram broke and my uncle gave me his 4060 he got me
I have a RTX 3070 + r9 + 32gb ram. It runs super smooth, even at ultra settings at 4k. Shit, I could probably go and use my GTX 1070 and still play at mid settings smoothly.
Lol! Now that part is also long gone. (Heist)
lol, yea my 3050 didn't have any issues with it either
u rekon ill be alr with 8gb?
was so smooth
what cpu u have
u rekon mine will be ok?
i5
@lavish musk Want remote access to my PC to try out the game?
what gen
don't remember
alr
ill take it
lol
sorry, got this thing a while ago
na it alr
Nah I'm good but thx 
may i by chance?
Got to think about it. Duub is a close friend of mine, I trust him with my PC.
alr, ik there isnt a way to garantee u but trust me if u let me on my life i will leave ur pc alone i rlly just wanna see what gta 6 is like
if u dont wanna tho i see why
i jus wanna get my hands on gta 6 as soon as possible i mean ive been playing gta v since 2015
but agian i respect if u dont wanna
would anyone like to play GTA with me I'm on pc and 13 looking for entertainment and friends! š
sure
bet add my discord
Hey @rich lark, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#ālfg-info
Heard a fuckin turkey outside my house, am i in a zoo or what
Donāt tell me itās Thanksgiving already bruh
I have the solution to make it quiet
Double barrel shotgun
Indeed
Lol
Why did i get renamed to moderated name #0
I cant change it back
Is shoesmasher rlly that bad of a name bro
What name do you want your name to be?
Shoesmasher
?setnick @mystic cobalt Shoesmaher
Nickname set.
Ty
Hmm today is April 1st
No problem, Iāll check with the staff team to double check if thereās an issue with your name or not. I personally donāt see an issue.
For me itās the 31st still
Me dislike staff
Hmm indeed it is
Trolls
Alr ty man hope there aint an issue with it lol
no itās not
Doomsday with low levels was a bad idea
isnt it always?
Itās like asking for a 5yo to do your calculus homework
Fr lol
š
It do be like that
But know i feel i gotta commit to this
Honestly, this is why I donāt like doing heist with random people. Especially before I became a mod here.
Donāt get me wrong, LFG is a good place to find people. But sometimes you would get people who have absolute no idea what theyāre doing.
Hey limbean
Holy
Or people who arenāt that clear in what theyāre saying. Sometimes I would have to ask Duub if he even understands what theyāre saying.
Sup Josh
This guy actually did good
I'm doing wd2 plat already up to 54%
W
I want to buy Detroit becomes human for my ps5
Then platinum it
never pre order, thats a scam
I did a bit back in 2020 like 10-11 trophys
^ or get on release date
So I'm up to 30 now lmaoš
Its gta 6
I preordered Honkai Star Rail
I see gta 6
Shit was a free game
I want gta 6
I regret that purchase
I pre order gta 6
stores will always have a copy, pre odering is a scam
I got vanguard on release date. Biggest mistake of my life.
As i said previously
Wasted a good 60 dollars for shit
I want gta 6
Should i
I have it bought already
Nah the
who doesnt lol
Exacrly
Itās an excellent game
ššš
One of the very few games that had me invested into the story
U played rdr2?
Yeah, honestly, wasnāt that big of a fan of it.
Itās good donāt get me wrong, but took me a while to get into.
real
Same tbh once u get into it its brilliant but quite slow paced
Yeah. Chapter 4-6 was golden.
Should i help the low level finish act 1?
Fr
Me personally, I would give up after a little while. But if you want to then sure.
Might platnium then
Plat it then boy
Going to finish GOW 2018, then 2022, then I would get to RDR2 again.
So quiet here now
Lol
What happened to raven and big boi
Damn
Itās been so long dude I used to be so active
How do I check when I joined
Is mk1 closed
Is it bad I never finished gow 2018 plat
June 21 2020 š
Any doomsday act is easy
GOW 2018 is one of those S tier games for me
I done it at Lvl 60..
The only thing I don't like about GOW is the puzzles every few minutes.
Clearly your skilled
This guy aināt
I dunno if he even has a suppressed gun
and I have masterminds + elitist at lvl 250 in gtao š
He cant even land the fuckin heli
GTA 5 plat doesn't require most online trophies, right?
Requires all the online ones in base game
Yeah reminds me of slobby over lvl 400 and can't fucking land
No doomsday ones tho
I just did the entire outside solo bro
And RDR2 plat is almost impossible, right?
Its possible
Gold rush is the only hardest trophy
Did you do all singleplayer trophies at least?
Don't mind my skin deep at 98%
I can't get a certain snake to spawn š
L
did you complete the gambling section?
Mhm
honestly not hard just annoying
i had super bad luck
player checkers for like 6 hours
I played dominoes for 4 hrs š and blackjack for 3
fr

hows life
He was here yesterday
It's going alright, you?
Aw man I always miss him can you guys tag me when he comes its my dream to talk to him
Same
It depends on if we're active or not
How's everything else going?
Will try to remember
Can't guarantee though
Ok thank you anyways
No worries
Thank you š
Boring asf
Do you have school holidays rn or nah
tgg comes once in a blue moon so don't be waiting on him to make a grand appearance
He's made 2 appearances in the past week or 2
Ok
Ok
Should I read one more chapter or go to sleep?
sleep
Spring break just ended lmao
school tomorrow so no 10+ hrs of watch dogs 2 anymore):
as long as you can play some after school
like this week
ye
It was a week long?
Mhm
Damn that's short
Fr
One more
Whatāre you reading
My spring break was 3 days
Mine was like from the 22nd to april 1st
Is the gta 6 giveaway real I can't tell ššš
I do online too
bro ā ļø
Yes
Why wouldn't it be?
howās yāallās day
pb and syrup toast
Iām not eating that
Yeah mine was alright thanks for asking. Had my baby nephew over for Easter and we all had a good day
Anyone wanna buy a SW key, itās kind of pointless for GTA5 atm, but it has other games you can mod
How was yours?
It was alright, went to church, then out to eat, then just chilled at home
Oh nice whereād you go out to eat?
We made French dip sandwiches which were the bomb
Whataburger lol
We have Culverās up in the north, not sure if theyāve branched to the southern states or elsewhere
Typically theyāre found in the Midwest
Wisconsin is the original state to have it
surprisingly a culverās is only 49 miles away, iāve never heard or seen one lol
geez
I live by a Culvers
The blizzards there are amazing
They have butter burgers which are so good
^^^
Expensive as hell though
But worth it. The fries are greasy though.
gotta try it when i go near it
Can easily spend like 50 bucks on a few people
And the onion rings
Cost me and my mom 20 dollars
I had onion rings earlier lol
My branches always have perfect fries
What did you guys get?
I usually get a burger
Onion rings are so damn good when theyāre done correctly
sometimes bacon burger, but I try my best to stay away from bacon.
I am going to Red Robin tomorrow
My usual order is a butter burger with lettuce tomato onion and bacon
If Iām going to Culverās, I love to go all out
Never had a red robin either
I always go to culvers with my mom.
I usually get a burger with everything you described on it (without bacon), onion rings to share between us two, and fries. I usually get a small oreo blizzard before leaving.
The burgers are mid, I like the fries though. The boneless wings and onion rings aren't bad.
I was with my brother, soon to be brother in law and his best man
We were alcohol shopping for the wedding
It was a good day

Holy shit say butter burger 10 times fast
I can't sadly
How to develop a stutter 101
I already have one
that's why I can't say it
I have blockages on B's and P's and M's
I gotcha
what about Jās and Rās and iās ?
How's alcohol?
Are you talking about like in general alcohol?
Büford
Vowels I stutter on. I can't even say my own name since it has a vowel, so I just go by a nick name. R's I am ok with, sometimes does sound like a W. J's I have no issue with.
Man Buford always buggin
What kinda sites do you find these on 
Yeah
Tic tac toe
Buford is just like me for real
onb
For me Iām not really into it as much as other people but if youāre looking to have some extra fun at a family gathering or something, I recommend it
I still have 5 years to go
I don't think he can drink legally 
Considering you have to be 21 or over out of all ages
But I have a shit ton of online friends who underage drink
Shit, one of my friends by accident brought beer to school.
And he drunk it
I donāt recommend underage drinking if youāre not being responsible. Drinking in general can ruin your life
I sleep when the 1 hair molecule on my left leg coordinates -189 -42 97 twitches to the right at a 17 degree angle.
ehm
I don't need another addiction
Just be careful
Do it in moderation
it has to be 17 degrees though otherwise iām not sleeping
Then curl it or some
Just, sleep
canāt reach
I just see those slushies mixed with alcohol at restaurants. I am always tempted by that.
Who's the staff of the month 
Duub
no, i just donāt feel like moving
Those are pretty fun yeah

I'm gay
Balls

April fools time to call my friends and say Iāve been in a horrible car accident

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@cunning void Fools
Except I do stuff like normal, no time for pranks
Its a day like any other
@cunning void Fools
Kinda boring
I canāt believe weāre already 4 months into 2024
April always foolin
Time sure does fly
Still processing 2020
lol
I guess we have our answer lmao
Imagine getting cyber bullied on Roblox
That would probably be rock bottom
For anyone
me
Bet
So basically there's this girl called Faye
She's living a normal life
But then people start seeing her in places she wasn't even at
Whatās it called
Oh lebronā¦
It's basically a doppelganger of her
Another me
But evil
And she's being haunted by that doppelganger
Is it a book or comic or what
Book
Rip bozo
Hey @lavish flame, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
I got suspended off my xbox back during 2019. I said
"F you"
I didn't even say fuck you or frick you. It was legit just "F you"
Why I quit console gaming
yeah it's dumb
Among other reasons as well
my playstation account got banned for 1 week because I said like 1 or 2 curse words
Hello chat
I got suspended for saying god damn
god damn
My bad
I don't even talk on my ps5 anymore. Only to close friends, and it's only for small talk.
Console moderation is basically snowflakes
I'm supposed to wake up in 5 hours for weight lifting
The guy cussed me out Andi still somehow got suspended
I just woke up from a two hour nap
Who
Go take a 5 hours nap
It's raining heavily rn and I love it
GTA:O discord mods would make a great fit
What time is it where yāall live
Honestly my alarm sucks at waking me up
They certainly would
It's storming here
My old alarm gave me trauma
Trauma is wild
I'd kill to experience that weather rn
What time is it where you live for me itās 10:13
It did a perfect job at waking me up
13
It's midnight
I'd wake up before it even rang
Man I wish
I love those storms to where it feels like a tree is about to fall on my house
5:13 am
I don't wake up to storms at all
Same
I sleep past the hardest mfs
12:14 am
You so lucky
Legit I woke up one morning and my family told me a super big storm hit I was like huh?
same
I love it when I can hear the thunder rumble
I love it when my entire house shakes
My ass can literally sleep through a hurricane
then all my power goes off for hours
No cus i haven't slept at all and I've gotta get ready for work in 4 hrs 
Me being the only one thatās not a mod
East coast gang
Perfection
Canada gang
Lmao
š¤Ŗ
How'd you sleep through all that š
I'm a light sleeper
Genetics frfr
I couldn't sleep through a storm if i tried
āIn my defense, I was left unsupervisedā
Bro, those late night bad storms make me sleep like a baby
Idk man it's weird asf cause I can sleep past brutal storms but wake up when someone opens my door
I love storms so much
I wish I was in the UK fr
Y
I got like a sixth sense when someone watches me sleep
I wish I could
Same
People hate it when it rains
I live for it
I think our brains are wired that way because storms are completely natural events but knocking on a door is not something weād hear if we werenāt as developed as we are now
Whenever someone walks in my room it scares the actual shit out of me
Those people are monsters
legit
Living alone gives you that fear 
Honestly
Sounds like a you problem

Guys
thanks
My least favorite mod is @surreal geode
How old are you all
hey @wind trout guess what
22
67
15
Honestly no one asked
Chicken butt
20
Shit
Shush
11
Really?
Woahhhh wait
bros got more age in years than braincells š
Fr
@edgy wagon my guy
Me
Are you 11
Yeah
Man we'll miss you
Y
tacobellcat was banned. | come back in two years
you forgot to give him the appeal link dumbass
LEMME TELL HIM WHY AT LEAST
Exactly
Nobody remembers the server 
Bro š
Shit..
Don't you question me
I leave chat for like 20 seconds to plant some carrots. Then I come back to this.
cant believe theyre letting dumbasses on the staff team now
Was he actually 11 bro?!
Yes
Joking or not, people who are underage get banned.
Clear as day
I liked that guy):
If they were joking then they would have to show proof of being over 13
So I simply told him goodbye
baguette you should rival with eternal to see whose dumber
Same he was chill
that would be an interesting competition
Shouldnāt be messing around with that
Nah we just ban lol
No point. They'd both lose
in the appeal server
Eternal obviously wins
Yeah but that never happens
one of the appeals server im in is so funny
I'll make the absolute best false reason to ban you
Discord can literally remove and delete a partnered server for minor stuff like having people under 13 in the server
Yep which is why we don't mess with it
youre too dumb to figure out how to properly false ban me
They are very strict
So if someone says they're underage for a joke then bye 
they should take ban evaders very seriously but no they decided to keep baguette here
smh
No joke I banned an underage dude and I knew he had an alt, mf joined back on his alt two minutes later and asked why I banned him
What
chicken butt!
Did u ever get that chocolate I mailed u
I remember once there was a dude who got kicked from the server. He proceeded to join on like 2-3 alts to ask why he got kicked.
No I did not
Welcome to the internet
oh good cause I ate it before I mailed it
i remember some dude i banned for being 12 and when he appealed he said he didnt know why and when i told him what happened he said "ik" šš

Sucks
then after i tell him to wait until hes 13 he decided to call multiple staff the hard r š
Discord is filled with idiots
Ohhhhh the dms after muting someone when they know you muted them is crazy
i remember this 8 year old who threatened to dox me
Fr
Yeah thatās surely going to work! Let me just yell slurs at the people who can literally unban me!
Make it 18+
I remember meeting a 9yo who thought he had more authority over me š
Ofc it was on a fortnite server
Average appeal server user
Tell him to do his homework
bro this random guy added me and he asked to play cod but hes over 40 š
hey induub
It was over the summer
Sup
How many days on gta in total now?
But one of the mods on the server hated me. So he permanently banned me without reason. That mod is on this server too.
406
Damnn
I'ma bully them
Nah, I donāt want to do anything to them.
There used to be this guy who was 40+ and he was a chill guy. He was more like a dad to the server than a creep. Sadly we haven't heard from him in over 2 years
Almost 3
You underestimate my ability to find things out
Yeah you wonāt find him here
Damn
Some people just wanna game

Iāll give you a tip: Heās a moderator for a famous streamer
No matter their age
Baguette do you ever shut up
Prob caseoh
I played with him once or twice and it was fun
youre the reason we have migraines and headaches
Banned
Fortnite streamer
Hell my uncle is in his 50s and he still plays the original modern warfare games
On the 360
Sleep.
Damn
The worst thing you can hear on a headset "I'm getting too old for this..."
Do you ever play with him?
wbu tho


