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Old bastard
I was close
22 on Friday
Ahh nice happy birthday for then!!
Only resiting shit because I'm sick of warehouse work
Wanted to attend college again to work with animals
Nice
Aha its the truth

Might take a Business and Economics master later tho
Sounds like a good plan! Alotta work in buisness
Uni was just too fucking awful to force myself into another year
Yep
Ahh damn really? I havnt been to uni yet zoology will he my first time when I eventually get there
Won't finish uni till im like 30/32 after im done with college
Took a bunch of finance and world economic modules in my Under grad degree so Iāve hourly got a good chance of getting in
I wouldnāt want to get into uni now if I were you
So many protests and professor walkouts
Kinda have to in the field I want to work in
I don't know the first thing about economics ngl
When tf did u decide that?
Money makes world go around is basically what I got taught in college
Aha okay yh its hard to surive with out it :")
I did business and economics in College and I shit you not they were the exact same
Basically my soon to be uncle in law
Has a farm in upstate New York
lol
Unironically wore a cowboy hat to Christmas
Love that man
fellas
Damn thats actually awesome!! Honestly must be so nice to be able to provide for your self and not need much money
They in Rochester I think thatās how itās spelt
He has money as well. His wife is a sales exec
She makes 6 figures
Near 7
damn
same tho
Yep
Shits only getting more expensive
Fuel is still climbing for me in Colchester
And take out is now cheaper then cooking for yourself sometimes
Yep and pay barely rises to live properly you need a good paying job
Min wage is such a struggle
minimum wage in the u.s is actually a scam
at that point you may as well just be unemployed
Is it $4 or something like that?
its $7.25
Damn
which is ridiculous
Miles off lmao
Here right now its like 10.50 for 21 years old and above
7 is cruel
Ours used to be 7
thank god i aint ever gonna need to deal with that shit
this kids is why we dont live in the u.s
wagwan
not much
Got lucky with my first job, sainsburys pays everyone in the same role equally so my first job was 12 an hour
Compared to my mates at McDonaldās on 7 an hour
Yhh I was at amazon for a while that was pretty much 12 but it was such a qss job
Work you like robots
still not worth
thats half australias min wage
Paid for my bo3 gambling addiction 
still valid
I bought my first pc when I was amazon paid almost 3 grand :")
lol
This server has done nothing but bring me down as a person. everyday i come in here and all you do is tear me down insult me hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just canāt take it any longer this server is so abusive and toxic itās crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone in the server everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and attacks me and i didnāt do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where Iām coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy thatās trying to ruin the server or something when really Iām just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like Iām some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this server. itās fucking driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, Iāve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. itās clear that you all think Iām a joke and that Iām stupid, idiotic and boring. itās so mean because I literally donāt do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I donāt know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so iāll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and iām sorry for all the troubles iāve ever put any of you through. i give up. goodbye. sob
My first job I was a chef 
i aint readin allat
yap yap yap
bro was cooking meth
cow_h has been warned. || Gooning in staff chat
Mr White?
That was a side hustle ofc
How many people u get sick?
meth doesnt make you sick silly
just super crazy
0 I cook better than cow
Hi
Oh no the zesty guy is here 
ong
2:30 left on my shift 
Also sup eternal
burgers
I havenāt been to work I got sick
Hey retro
Looks scrumptious
Lucky bastard
Nuh uh Iād rather go to work cause itās a boring job that pays good and I hate being sick
Fair. Rather jump off a bridge than being at work rn
Systems are all slow as fuck and have no idea whatās going on. So Iām fucked
Hits hard
Sorry it had to come out this way but I am actually a 38 year old man expecting my third child in the next 18 hours and my wife told me to delete this account, bye.
Congratulations for scoring life imprisonment:)
Not that I like it
get a life out of discord š
yikes, somebody seems to be offended 
Eh
now you know what we feel like when we see the food you make
Theres discord mod work shifts now
0 pay
Bruh wtf ššš
that sausage sandwich actually looks nice ngl id east it

Wsg gang
@tidal plank
@jagged wraith
perms?
Hey
Hello
Hru
Bad
womp womp
Oh no
Please don't say that it's because of a girl
it ain't
ššš
Cluckin Bell Accomplised ā šæ
@nova silo Hey, please go to #šroles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
Praying my acid isn't destroyed
Just accidentally fell into water and changed session
Damn its all gone
Womp womp
thats not very nice
make me mod
Sooo crazzzyyy frrrrr
@swift umbra can u check logs someone sent a teen server and bot deleted it

new system as of soon hopfully
Yeah I was checking my rank then seen it lol
was a compromised acc
banned them
anyways, how's life josh?
Yo
Good, u?
yea doing fine ig
Yo
haha, I'm hanging in there
Same
is there a way you can get the cluckin bell outfit?
Sup
Hey, @rose rover It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
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Glitch
Tgg is scared rockstar will take actions if he allows glitches so when he made this server he decided not to allow them
Rockstar dont give a shit btw
Mods dont care either but rules
I am mod
Ex means extra
U have more chromosomes than the average human

@lavish flame do the ?gta command
I dont play gta
Idk
I beat gta a year or 2 ago
So i quit
hello
who is silly billy willy second and first
And ps4
They died
U dont get paid
i play gta and fn
and dont go outside
stay on discordd everyday
should be discord mod and eat cheetos
Not good
Walked 40km last weekend
damn
Yall could never
I walked 41km last weekend
im in tip top shape tho
I did it on 1 leg
i did it on 3
Bro thinks hes kanye
I walked with my hands
yup
Iām sleepy
Aight gtg
uhhhhhhhhhh
Outside
ok bye
play football while u at it
i got in trouble at school for twelling my teacher im allowed to walk in my house wit mud on my shoe
playing fn wit 1k ping yuh feel me
Guys imma go get a chicken sandwich then punch someone with it
Free food I guess


Nuh uh
Screenshot
Yuh huh
yeah....
Hey thatās what I do
@gray jay are you a jap?
Fuck no I hate Asians for a damn good reason
Hey, does anybody have the regular pfister comet. The one that got removed from the game, if so could I buy it from you in the LS Carmeet?
But they are scientists
knuckle snadwhich
Well that's a wide faced jap
Chinese
hello chat
obey 9f coming free , rip for those who bought it
@lavish flame would you eat a dog to survive
?
thats racist
I donāt like the Japanese cuz their culture is very pedophillic
what ?
Not all but most is
But they taste great
japanese not equal entire asians
Cow is not stinky
they do.
Chinese hatred reason
shuuush I shower twice as much as you
i dont understand anyway
Doordash some burgers and steaks to a vegan
And the rest of em they food is all slimy and smells
sorry man not everyone enjoy your pb&j sandwich ethan
]0
Waitttttttt
u are friends with one dude ?
Wait
And they all are super racist towards America too
no lol
You hate seafood?
That isn't really racist
cant post ss here
Then wanna pull the diversity I need a whole month card
I have 200+ friends I just accept everyone
okay lets stop
keep these things to yourself
Fine
this is not twitter
accept mine UwU
its a gaming server
Exactly even worse then twitter
its like 70 dollor now
steam sale is in 2 days
in sale its like 30-40 dollor
lasts till when š
I need to take a shit but I can't leave my dog
i can spend 40 dollors at march 19
lemme check too
@raw warren
holy
@surreal ravine
Do yall like bottle hunting
till 21
nah
Iām friends with a cow
i was waiting for a sale especially i missed the opportunity for ac and far cry last week
@surreal ravine do you like bottle hunting?
Who tf bottle hunts
I got some sc games in that sale
How fat is she
A lot of people
like collecting bottles ?
I can name 1
cow is female.
Ik
it got milkers
Collecting bottles ā bottle hunting
WTF
then what is bottle hunting
i meant for cow
Screenshot
because cow are femal
Searching for bottles
wdym screen shot ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
i usually keep the bottles given from restaurant
That's not bottle hunting
You aren't searching for bottles
You are given bottles
then unfortunately i dont hunt bottles
You don't even dig or walk creeks during that
S
A
D
im pretty sure we might have something else in common
Fuck you
Or @glass python
I play guitar
?
we play game
i play keyboard
Or do we
u dont play games ?
Idk do I
im pretty sure u do , and we play gta
u joined this srver
because u play gta
I don't play gta
Yo anyone in here have modded cars ?
No, we aren't stupid
Well yeah we are stupid but not that stupid
Okay thanks šš½
ur welcome
Found it
I might be šŗš½
You are
Yea i am
Anybody in here ever died cus of a car that spawned out of no where ?
Uhh no?
Don't tell me.it happened to u
It did š§š½
Nah u lyin
Did u clip it?
car spawned inside my vehicle n it blew up
dont self promo
Let me check if i did cus i tried but it never loaded the clip
Yes sir
i didnt self promo
they asked for modded car that server has modded car, plus its in this server.
It's not self promo if you don't promo yourself lol
yes.
I asked šš½
yes
you cant tell members to join a server which is in #1003766531123073074
sorry.
..
really ?
its a feature
Nice pfp
gues i should never try to help anyone fr
Its fine its my fault i didnt mean to cause problems ill know better next time
and most car glitches are visual
which is fine
we only warn for glitches which gives you a $$ advantage
People who put f1 tires on street cars deserve to be executed via firing squad
!!indeed
make the hard way ,(me not planning anything while playing alone : D)
@past marsh has F1 tires on his C-8 corvette and pink underglow
š
@past marsh bro...
In short: if itās a glitch thatās not visual then itās bannable
Anything in your defence?
Idk anything about cars
out of bounds , ok ?
when asked about it its always "he likes it"
C'mon bruh
good thing niek dont know about it yet
Tell him lol š
honestly its their game so their wish i guess
or he would be banned by now
@raw warren can we bomb pluto
Some things are objectively shit bro it ain't even about opinion
no
i think we already lost pluto
@raw warren can we bomb Jupiter
u cant
Took modern scientists decades to find your g's spot
@tidal plank can we bomb you?
The most active CH
Please @tidal plank
At least bro has a life
||unless u are one punch man ||( spoilers for one punch man season 3 š )
Not if we bomb him
whats goin on now ? š
Jupiter is a gas giant aka it has no land aka booming Jupiter won't do shit
The degeneracy that usually goes on in public discord servers
Would is disrupt the gas
Zaza is not typing
..
You suck at sending gifs
He doesn't have permz
Who cares Saitama is a baldie
i dont .
Then just watch gifs of rotifers
sBinalla
Ah makes sense
he almost destroyed jupiter with his serious table throw ,( split jupitor in half)
He's a baldie and he looks like an egg
Ugly ass gif
appearance is not important
initmidation is
he literally solos everyone
His ass ain't intimidating nobody he maybe strong but that mf looks like soyboy version of the Roxk
i have a stethoscope
You need a microscope instead
do u know what a stethoscope is ?
Lol
Isn't that doctor sound thing
yes
Yeah microscopes are better
Give up your job as a medical dude and be a microbiologist
electron microscopes are btter
i am not a medical dude
And why would I say yes to that question
im computer work kinda
A.Cow is AFK: AFK - 4 minutes ago
Electron microscopes realistically probably suck for just hobby purposes
stuff
The experience
naw its cool
Because explosions = cool
And it's just a family friendly prank
Ig I will.be well Outta commission till then Brother man
it can never be outdated.
You never know
we do know
No we don't?
study physics
Probably easily can if we survive past the point
Buddy ...
I'm an engineer
I studied physics for years
When ever the calvary started fighting against shit like currently outdated tanks I bet they thought they could never be outdated
I'll give you an example: An anti matter bomb
u cant escape it u will die if u are near it and will be affected in blast radius and that area of incident will emit harmful radiations for millions of years
If they figure that shit out the same payload as a nuke will rip the planets crust apart
And you are trying to say nothing can be stronger than that?
There are many things that can be more powerful than a fissile nuclear bomb
yes.
Why?
It's just that we haven't figured out controlled detonation
unless we talking about extraterrestrials such as meteorites
We can make a man made weapon probably stronger
Like not rn but maybe within 3 centuries
Or 1
.
no.
its fiction
takes more than 3 centuries
Why?
Yes. Just that it's way beyond the scope of practicality
My brother, we have the physics sorted out on a black hole bomb that can wipe out solar systems @surreal ravine
no one unless a person like the mind set of u would even try to do it unless they wish to create war
Why are explosives from atoms in something that we call a nuke the strongest thing ever?
Just that we can't physically build it as well don't have necessary infrastructure
And don't many many many people wish to create war?
its the reaction between high radioactive elements
not just any element's atom creates nuke
it has to be radioactive
It has to be fissile
they dont have the brains to do it
unless a mad scientist
Einstein and Oppenheimer weren't mad scientists
People who created nukes had the brains to make them
fissionable yes
they didnt aim for war
(they did)
no
(otherwise why the fuck would they make a bomb)
they maybe did , but didnt expect it to have this much impact
(also both scientists were paid by the states to work on the project)
(Einstein was German)
Well dynamite was made for non harmful things, but yeah a nuke is different
(yes they did)
maybe im wrong
They don't really have much impact
idk about history stuff
They can have it but they currently don't
its does
They do
Once someone launches one and we have a wasteland then there will be a insane impact
the radiations are present after the impact for more than hundred years
Unless you're looking for a massive extinction event big man ā ļø
i think he does
Ok
hi eternal
100 years is really nothing tho
million*
Where?!
And we currently have a large chunk of land inhabitable because of nukes?
On a nuke site?
.
Hell naw
its tourist spot now
And nobody is dying from it?
yes they aren't
They don't get cancer or anything?
He's right , it's totally safe
but it will be over 100 years
Doesn't sound bad at all
but u will die naturally before 100 years
depends on how much time u spend there
25 years
u will be dead
not soon but in enough time
but it will be slow and painful
25 years will lead u to develope cancer
cancer = slow and painful death
Takes that long?
but painful
also it will be passed to ur next generation
if u hook up with someone that is
Heck even kids can get cancer way before that
yes problems from birth
some times like HIV ( from mom or dad)
its ur gene mutation
some times outside like harm ful radiation or smoking
or hooking up
with a contaminated person
#š¤ābot-commands
im now lvl 15
nope
contaminated , infected all same
Not really but yeah
we dont have to be exactly accurate , should we ?
idk i feel like using words which comes up in my mind
@surreal ravine
Are you white?
Yeah
why do u ask ?
why
i dont feel like sharing

A Minecraft youtuberās career always ends in either sexual assault or a mental breakdown
Wow
Didn't know that's what caused technoblade's career to end
Ok then
Should š easy
I don't think I ever cried for someone dying
Even anyone I did know
Never watched a single video he made
Because he mentioned minecraft
And youtubers
And careers ending
Duh
i was gonna say something
@surreal ravine that was typing
i was gonna type something
You just did
ew
depends on the age difference
Isn't this pro cannabilism/pedophilia
it comes under weird fettish
Lol weirdo
Cannabilia
thatās cannibalism
Im taking this as a threat
@rain oxide
So lets say you kill a black dude or something
And you are given the death setence
And a last meal
Dinosaur nuggets
food š±
Would you pick medium rare steak cooked in bacon grease
or ?
Or human leg
In america
Its kinda weird to think cali is the last state where someone was put to death for capital punishment
Yet today that's a state where people can get away with murder or attempted murder with a very little sentence
can anyone give me ideas how to spend 500mill
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Bro is online 24/8
Good
Guys I just noticed I have hemorrhoids what do I do?
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Thank you for this for this informative answer. I will see a doctor ASAP.
You should thank ChatLGBT not me
Lmao
Do people ever play roleplay on console?
yo
Yo
hyd?
Alright and you
Good
working on my server
Drop an inv
@sturdy flower can you not self promo here
Nah itās fine lol just so you donāt get warned lmao
Skill issue
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?
Anyways how yāall doing
great you
Thatās a W
Yuh
im trying to be a future mod in big server
so i need to be doing straight
but outside world dont matter bbut
still
gottaa do good
bro no way
imma get in trouble from teegeegee
Good
How lmao
i just noticed my friend made me a server
Thatās good, howās your day been
Iām confused
Good
he copied this server for my server
It was quite boring though
Hey all
Well letās not mention it
Lol why
Hello
The 3rd is crazy
How are you
other 2 died
Good
This better
Being a discord mod takes a lot of your time trust me
yuh know
Its not
sure
U get fat
Personal experience
I am not fat
Why would u wanna get fat

Wait untill ur a mod for a couple months
thats your opion tho
Ur not a mod
I have experience
ok but what if i like
I like veing a mod, i am just busy in there for 12h a day
being
Do u go outside
yuh
How often do u play gta
when i stream
ikr
I recognise that
im from uk
Yeah idk
I think itās recognise
L trend honestly
swear
What what trend
Hate to be the bad news guy but English only pleaseš
Doesnāt care lmao
whats going on
ion kknow
Trolling is going on
i doesnt look like it
What does JP even do?
why?
Nvm
Whoās the best protagonist
Me I'm the main character
Only if you count your fingers now
idk
can we make jokes in another language
So youāre awake
My favorite too
Hey chat
hello
Hey @sturdy flower hope your day/ night is going well š
Glad to hear
How was your day
you?
Pretty good, now relaxing boutta spark up
To an extent
Thatās what am talking about
ddadasdasyyyyyyyyyyyy
Mhm
mhm
Go sleep @deep hull
am i allowed to say hello to owner?
so i can say hi teegee but no ping
ok
hello teegeegee
for?
GTA money
Hey @slate basalt, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
?
@sturdy flower you got a duo for gta
yes
Whatās that mean
fr
Hey @slate basalt, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
Chat is dead as fuck tonight
I should get to sleep but I have triple maths smh
dang
Someone join voice
Go in hangout vc
@sturdy flower hop in vc
nah
K
K
cant find
It at the bottom
K
Dead chat
Iām lurking 
Same š
why so dead
death
Then don't lurk
Or cooking meth
Or that
Blue or pink
I am genuinely in love with methamphetamine does anyone have some I can try?
I would happily take 3 meth
Bro, I had it do a presentation about drugs the other week. One of the slides had to do be, āhow is this substance made?ā
Like bro wtf.
Well feel free to tell me
i have 20030 km/h worth of methe
Donāt want to end up on the fed list
Can I take 2 cocaine please
You shouldāve showed them my recipe
i have 100 MPH worth
I donāt want to get expelled

why we talking bout meth and drug?
Itās the average Monday conversation
oh ok
I am heavily in love with cocaine and fetenyl
so u trying to die?



